breaking dawn quotes?
breaking dawn theories

alice: i'll play you for it. rock, paper, scissors.
edward: why don't you just tell me who wins?
alice: i do. excellent.

edward: you're awfully small to be so hugely irritating
edward always says that to alice.
 
bella: why am i covered in feathers?
?

originally i thought that they were talking about who will change bella but i now i don't know

bella: oh, mike! how will i go on?
i think that she might be sarcastic. or this is the bad alternative: jacob somehow dies and she is at his funeral.

tanya: ah, edward. i've missed you.
edward and the rest of the cullen’s have taken refuge up there with tanya’s clan after they changed bella. 

emmett: oo, scary
emmet is always being sarcastic.

bella: jasper what do vampires do for bachelor parties? you're not taking him to a strip club are you?
just before the wedding and the boys are taking edward out

charlie: bells we're up to bat
they changed charlie too it could happen

wrong order
i've got a lot of theories about these. the alice and edward one i think edward is going behind bella's back and making sure with alice that she's still going to be a vampire, and since alice is on bella's side, she says "i do. excellent." as in yes, she's not changing her mind. edward's "you're so small" comment, yeah, obviously alice. "why am i covered in feathers?" not a clue..... ancient vampire wedding ritual? j/k, lol. the bella to mike one is totally her being sarcastic. maybe one of her friends took lauren as a date and when mike told her that that friend isn't going because of lauren she was kind of relieved. tanya's little greeting makes me think that something happens like when jacob's out running, he meets up with tanya, and tanya's all trying to defend her property and all fighting and stuff, when jacob's all, 'go ahead, kill me.' and gets all hysterical like with charlie at the end of eclipse, and starts muttering stuff about the cullens, and tanya teams up with him to go crash the wedding, (since of course, he knows where it is,) so she can get edward and he can get bella, which brings us back to "ah, edward. i've missed you." told you these were long.... yes, emmett is being sarcastic. bella, right before the wedding, or when alice is planning her bachelor party, perhaps a few weeks in advance. lol, though, it's kinda funny. no, i don't think they would change charlie. actually, i think that bella (since she hates blood in her human life,) totally skipped the newborn phase and since charlie's never seen her play baseball before and wouldn't see a difference, she's really fast now since she's a vampire, they get together for a little game. if you've sat through this whole thing, wow, i'm surprised. go team edward!!!
in southey's poem 'after blenheim', kaspar is a representative of the people who hold the old ideas and who are conservative about everything. he finds it difficult to believe in something new breaking away from the popular belief that the battle ended in a famous victory. he heard so many people mention it as a 'great victory'. so he believed in it. he did not question it all his life. but now, when his own grandchildren are throwing questions on it, he is afraid to break free from the stereotypes, to upset the status quo. that is why, he sticks to his stand and utters:
but everybody said, quoth he,
that 'twas a famous victory.
but things like that, you know, must be
at every famous victory.
why that i cannot tell, said he,
'but 'twas a famous victory.' because a lot of guys don't know how they feel and a lot of guys are cautious about opening up and letting a girl know how they feel i leave i'm a little older than most of you guys on here and i've been to a hell of a lot but there was a saying that john wayne had said that's stuck with both of the guys i grew up with and hung with and i'm not sure if you guys will understand the meaning behind the saying but it was something we all lived with and it was " never say your sorry because it is a sign of weakness" in other words guys don't discuss their feelings you keep it in and to yourself. but things have changed and i believe for the better but it is tough for guys like me to change but were working on it and it's just that some of us are slow. lol is that why you broke up? who knows why he's doing that i hear you and feel so sorry for you that it's not working out as you want... i hear you actually you're like a dear friend of mine...but i can't help but point out a few points. seriously, listen up i'm not trying to judge you or anything.. belive me. but you know it's so uncool of you to say that you've been used, since you both agreed to have sex, come on.. we're grown ups not underage girls.. how the heck the 'being used' part come from?(actually that kind of attitude might have freaked him out i think..) and also i don't really see what he has done wrong so far if it was clear you two were just friends with benefits. i mean seriously, he's not your boyfriend, and you're acting like as if he is.. but you know.. i completely understand that you're having hard time with your ex. you liked him so sweet and listened to you.. trying to understand what you're going throw.. your bf's hurting you, it's because i see girls who suffer from bad relationship and honestly? if he's no good for you and he's hurting you and if another guy help you get out of that deep hell, go for it(im selfish i know, sorry). but you aren't happy, because you found a wrong guy(not that he's wrong, it's just he is not a guy who can give you what you need and want) that made it clear that it was just sex, and you two are kinda friends(well you claim) which is fine. but you want him to be there for you, and be only with you no other girls. don't you see? why he's leaving you?how to change his mind.. honestly? after all these? that you freaked him out and you broke the rule of friends with benefits which is called 'feelings' with it's best friend 'jealousy', you were cheating on your boyfriend, and you said all your relationship with other guy? i don't see any possibilities(girls! don't you think it's a little bit unfair that to say i wanna be who i am , asking guys to be some kind of knights? ... )i hope you find another new sencere sweet boyfriend, i really do. but right now.. i really hate to say it but you and him? i don't think it's gonna happen. i'm so sorry... i think i haven't been any helpful but all mean words.. but i have dear friend who is going throw what you're going through...(at least it seems like to me..). and i really really hope you the best... really... a big hug.. find a guy who can give you want you want.. who can love you.. really..you be the dreamy girl... not despressed lonely girl... then right guy will come out..! Harold has the right idea. 


Why are ghosts and spirits depicted as vengeful murderers or psychological torturers? Why aren’t there more ghosts like Harold? 


If I were to become a ghost, I would be a **massive** asshole. I’m not going to possess your body or flay your dog, but I am going to turn off the burner when you look away. 


You’re late for an appointment? Boom. Old ladies on the road. You’re trying to stream? Bam. Get throttled. Quiet Sunday morning? Nah. Feral children screaming at 7AM. Eating cereal? Lol. That’s dog kibble, bro. Trying to teach your cat to stop jumping on furniture? Haha, sike. I put treats up there for her to find. it seems with an "ex" who is not only marking an x in your own softie spot here, dear, he is throwing daggers and digs your way every day as it gets more and more uncomfortable from 9-5, no jive. and the time clock will keep ticking with this lame duck a dicking. believe me, he is gloating.perhaps with the rest from the best start you have going on now in your life, you certainly don't need the strife. you have a new so and with this other, he will only continue to bash and bother you because he knows with working together, the better to taunt you, my dear.i think perhaps with your experience and brains, you could get an even better job anywhere with no awkwardness, and with a little input and effort on your own part you could be swarming to interviews in no time flat fast. however, for now, somehow, try and stay clear of him until the door closes at five, and don't let him get to you... this tormentor is a sore sport with always a retort, so don't give him the satisfaction of letting him get to you by any reply to this sly guy.he just wants a rise out of you and probably wishes you could wiggle your way on over to the water cooler too.good luck. xx yeah and that's most of the same time but sometimes their little indeciveness mind gets the better of their mind making them confused if you are or aren't some of mine do and some don't. i quit trying to explain to ppl who have no idea what it's all about. some will never truly understand this illness anyhow. hugs. take care 🌺 If it helps, really super attractive people get cheated on just as often as grumpy ones. Your looks aren’t a big part of it. Odds are someone cheated on her and she has weird trust issues or she had issues with communication and got lonely because of bottling shit up. Either way, it doesn’t comment on your quality as a partner. no they are not right. if you are happy with the choices that you choose to make then who are they to try to judge you for that? you're trying your best at least from what i'm hearing and seeing to live a godly lifestyle, and they want to tell you how you're making a mistake? how about all the mistakes that they more likely made? are they married with children? or are they hopping from one girl to another girl regardless if it's a relationship casual or not and they just want to see you and them just like them? ignore the naysayers, and stay away from people that are not benefiting your life. they just want to see you screwed up because they don't like the fact that you're doing what you got to do, and they're not really focusing on what they need to do. they don't need to accept the fact that you are living the life the way you know you need to live it. if they don't like it because it makes them feel like they're not doing something? well then that's their business.personally they just sound messed up, and i just want you to be miserable like they are. you already said that you are happy, at least i believe you're content with that. it's not perfect but you're still content right? that's all that matters. i'm a virgin i never dated, i've never been with anybody at all either. and i have no regrets. i have no regrets because after going through what i went through growing up, seeing how everybody else's relationships are, and you hear what you hear on this site even more, it really makes you wonder what is the best decision for you. the bible says that people will have troubles in this life. especially when they are married, or these days having sexual relationships. this is what people want, this is what they desire, so they get what they desire. it may not be what they claim they want, but they're forgetting that every thing is a choice, and every choice has its consequences. in the end people just want the benefits and not having to deal with what they got to go through. but i'm pretty sure you're mature enough to understand this already. so regardless to what you can't allow them to try to dictate what you choose to do in your life, and if you know they're going to be bad influences anyway then you're not doing yourself a big favor by listening to them. don't be discouraged by them. whenever it is that you decide to do regardless of what people say, especially when it comes down to dating or whatever, that's a choice that you personally have to make. nobody else can make that choice for you except you and god himself. okay? understand that. i believe you're going on the right path regarding to doing what is right. and i believe that god will cover and protect you.