parents, have you ever gotten busy while your kids were nearby?
did your kids ever catch you in the act? do you think they ever heard you?
im not a parent but i've seen my mom and dad when they thought my sister and me were asleep. we were camping in the woods and i couldnt sleep but it was a while after we went to bed. i guess they thought we were asleep. i started hearing quiet noises and peeked out of the tent to make sure it wasn't a racoon or a bear or something and saw mom bouncing on dads lapwe got a baby brother 9 months later
ever heard of adoption? anything on the internet can corrupt children. unfortunately parent can't always police what their children look at. i don't, they get the silent treatment until i need to talk to them. which is rare love beats a paid cellphone every time ! and sometimes, though its sad for the firstborn to witness, moms andf even dads may learn something from their mistakes the first time round, and deal with a later child rather better compared to phoenix, my pranks are sooooooooo lame ... ok, i have kids, so my pranks are always on the lame side.

one year, after they had all started school and were raving about the little cartons of milk that came with their lunches, i went out and purchased little cartons of heavy cream.

that evening at dinner, they proudly stuck their straws into their cartons, took a big gulp, and ... gagged, at which point they ran to the bathroom to spit the cream into the toilet.

my six-year old approached me, and asked, "mom, are we supposed to drink that milk?" i replied in the affirmative, and he then burst into tears, exclaiming that he couldn't because, "it tastes like ****!"

another year, i rolled brownies to look like dog droppings and packed them in their lunches, have placed small cardboard circles inside their pancakes, "frosted" meatloaf with mashed potatoes and presented it as cake. 

i went too far when i hung plastic spiders on fishing line above their beds while they slept. 

i'd recommend you call family services on me, but my kids are now in their teens and 20's, and are quite capable of extracting their own brand of revenge.


thank you ((((tucker)))). 

i *do* love a good practical joke. don’t feel guilty. i think a lot of people feel this way at some point after having kids, but no one wants to be honest or talk about it. is it not having time that is making you depressed? or is it the loss of freedom? i am a stay at home mom to a 2 1/2 year old and went through a lot of the same things you’re describing. i can tell you that it gets easier to find time as baby’s sleep gets more predictable. past that, we wound up “splitting” most weekends. i sleep in on saturday morning, and my husband sleeps in on sunday. after i wake up on saturday, he usually goes to play golf, and i go to the movies or brunch or something on sunday. i wish i could give you a magic answer, but you just have to play around with your time and see what works best for you. the worst thing you can do is let yourself get into a rut. try to talk to your wife openly and honestly about what you’re feeling. Critical captures are still in the game, I've had it happen for me several times. my life at this precise moment has been alot better,i got a phone call at 5am this morning from my daughters friends mam (my daughter had gone camping with her friends family)saying that my daughter has been vomiting and isn't feeling very well and my daughter really wants to come home,so i got my mam to baby sit my 3 other children and i drove to wilson's promontory(4 hours drive from me)to get my daughter.i got there fine,but on my way back i vomited and had to pull over for an hour until i felt a bit better to drive.it took 6 hours to get home,as i had to keep pulling over to be sick.when i got home i couldn't wait to get to bed,but when i got home my 3 other children were all in bed vomiting and feeling just as sick,so at the moment i am on here trying to keep myself awake until my husband gets home from work so i can go straight to bed.(keep your fingers crossed for me that my husband doesn't come home sick as well and that every one is feeling better soon. since being a mutant was a stigma, i'm guessing the parents (if they weren't totally oblivious or negligent) probably guessed their child was one. but before they could ship them off for mutant registration, or worse, one of the x-men, usually turned up and filled them in on 'xaviers school for gifted youngsters' which is what it was called in the public eye. in reality, professor x probably found the new kid/mutant through cerebro, and sent one of the x-men to pick them up and avoid a drama with the kids parents. 
those kids without parents...or runaways, usually find their way there on their own, or by meeting an x-man in their travels and being directed there. 

people on the outside probably thought it was a preppy upper class boarding school or something. 

hope this helps. haha !  bet you thought you were answering a question