spiritually asking? what is the best april fools prank you ever pulled off on someone or done to you?
keep it clean folks! there are kids on this forum!
compared to phoenix, my pranks are sooooooooo lame ... ok, i have kids, so my pranks are always on the lame side.

one year, after they had all started school and were raving about the little cartons of milk that came with their lunches, i went out and purchased little cartons of heavy cream.

that evening at dinner, they proudly stuck their straws into their cartons, took a big gulp, and ... gagged, at which point they ran to the bathroom to spit the cream into the toilet.

my six-year old approached me, and asked, "mom, are we supposed to drink that milk?" i replied in the affirmative, and he then burst into tears, exclaiming that he couldn't because, "it tastes like ****!"

another year, i rolled brownies to look like dog droppings and packed them in their lunches, have placed small cardboard circles inside their pancakes, "frosted" meatloaf with mashed potatoes and presented it as cake. 

i went too far when i hung plastic spiders on fishing line above their beds while they slept. 

i'd recommend you call family services on me, but my kids are now in their teens and 20's, and are quite capable of extracting their own brand of revenge.


thank you ((((tucker)))). 

i *do* love a good practical joke.
a few years ago i had a 21 year old friends with benefits and she would drink my piss sometimes i can do it if you like.:grin: that secret girl blocked me put of nowhere like 2 months ago and i still have no clue why. it was a question like 'are ponytales childish or sexy'. i replied something about how ponytails are what children primarily wear which makes it a bit gross to me and said childish. she sent me something incredibly defensive like 'yes very childish, just like your old profile picture! i don't know why you got so triggered over this!!🎀 🥰' and when i tried to respond it said i was blocked. i really don't know why i was but i guess she was having a tough day and i pushed her over the edge? never keep throwing the past in someone's face. That's like slapping someone in the face with every little mistake they are trying to still heal from day to day. that's abusive. probably why she held a lot of resentment seeking out comfort from another man.   
another thing is. the on and off shananagens is due to lack of trust and lots of selfishness.   
if you're ever in that position again. learn from it.. always bring someone up no matter what mistakes they're making. 2 wrongs don't make a right. always be the better Samaritan.  
children will always be a sticky situation. always make good choices that suite what you want and what you're mentally, physically and financially mature enough to handle.   
May the force be with you!!! please tell those assholes to stop sending me spam snail mail check this video about. - Dirty Talk well this happened to me (a bit younger at first and then a five year break before continuing) and it's made me distrusting of people, especially boys or people i date. it made me feel like they saw me as easy, and even now i feel like i am. i'm mostly normal (with some side effects from the memories) but i really have problems with people flirting and giving me compliments being married for 20 years i find the idea exciting and a major turn on. in fact i find it so hot. a number of years ago my wife went away for a girls weekend twice to a local beach-ie island getaway. we're very open and she told me how she was a bad girl in the party/bar pool. a hot guy was digging her and bought all her drinks. they got really touchy feely in the pool and she enjoyed being grouped and rubbed and grouping rubbing him. she even snuck her hands in his swim shorts and played with him. this action went on for hours. stroking, rubbing, grabbing, making out.when she got home i threw her in bed, made her tell me her all the dirty details, then we had the hottest sex. the next year she went back for the same girls weekend. i basically gave her open permission to do what she wants. i even highly encouraged her to be even more dirty. but she doesn't really have an interest in doing more, so her dirtiness didn't get any more than the first time she was there. nevertheless she came home and we banged hard as she told me the bad things she did do. that is about as wild as things have gotten, mostly because she doesn't have an interest to do more with other guys. however, i would be open to having a very kinky arrangements if she was game.