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13716910 | Marcus: is it okay if you guys if i ask the prof to start 30 minutes later tomorrow?
Amy: why?
Marcus: cause of the registration in the morning
Amy: oh okay that makes sense
Amy: thanks for that!
Pat: yeah its ok with me to
Leon: good idea Marcccccc
Leon: let's do this!
Marcus: alright we'll let's hope he agrees! | Marcus will ask the professor to start a half an hour later tomorrow. |
13730364 | John: Hey, you up?
Nina: Hey, yeah. What’s up?
John: I called her again…
Nina: Jeez, bro, you promised! You need to get over her already :(
Nina: <file_gif>
John: I know. No idea why I did it. | John called a girl again even though he promised Nina he wouldn't do it. |
13864607 | Helen: I'm excited to see you next week
Laura: Me too!
Marcela: I cannot believe it's been two years since we finished the university
Laura: Time flies
Marcela: Shall we meet at the uni?
Marcela: Or in town?
Laura: Uni would be nice
Laura: We could see if anything changed
Helen: And have a drink in the cafeteria ;P | Helen, Laura and Marcela will meet at the university next week. They graduated 2 years ago. |
13681097 | Don: be back home about 8
Sarah: ok, sth happened?
Don: no, just little late | Don will be home around 8. |
13865227 | Cindy: <file_photo>
Chris: What happened over there? :D
Cindy: It's a disaster, I give up
Meghan: it looks like someone murdered a pax wardrobe XD
Cindy: Do you know how to put this thing together?
Chris: I'm busy today but if it can wait until tomorrow evening i'm up for the task
Cindy: thank you thank you thank you!
Meghan: can I join? :D
Chris: didn't know you're an IKEA expert
Meghan: nah, i'll come just for the show | Cindy doesn't know how to put together the IKEA pax wardrobe. Chris and Meghan will help Cindy tomorrow. |
13821408 | OJ: So anyone going to Walmart?
OJ: I need to get some stuff
Jean: hmm I don't think I need anything thanks!
OJ: I don't feel like going by myself
Benjamin: I need some cranberry juice
Benjamin: OJ can you drive?
OJ: Yeah I have my car here?
Benjamin: When do you wanna go?
OJ: Like in an hour? I might shower first
OJ: Feeling greasy
Benjamin: Eww
Benjamin: Bro haha
Jean: Last nights party was rough eh 🤓 🤓
OJ: You bet it was 😂😂 | OJ and Benjamin are going to Walmart in an hour. |
13818930 | Arthur: Could you guys keep it down a bit...?
Arthur: It's fucking 2am...
Jayden: come join us!
Edward: Sorry! Woah, didn't realize it's so late lol.
Arthur: Jayden... Thanks Edward.
Edward: Sorry again! | Jayden and Edward are being noisy at 2 a.m. Edward will try to keep it down. |
13681738 | Mona: Hey there, how are you doing?
Sammie: Hi, I'm looking for a job again :P do you know anyone in Berlin?
Mona: I actually do! My best friend
Sammie: I'm looking for a room in Berlin
Mona: Are you moving to Berlin?
Sammie: if you hear anything, please let me know, love
Mona: But now now?
Sammie: it is always better at a friend's friend than god knows where. Yeah about now, I am running out of money.
Mona: I heard that they are moving out from their room in December and they will be looking for someone.
Sammie: without a place to stay I can't do anything. Oh!
Mona: I can write to her :)
Sammie: Could u get more details from her?
Mona: Sure, what would u like to know?
Sammie: Perfect
Mona: only u, or with someone?
Sammie: formal stuff: square metres, fees, bills, contracts, address. Only me.
Mona: Okay, i'm writing right away.
Sammie: Thank you so much, Mona, it is so sweet of u :D
Mona: Maybe they could send some photos. But why Berlin?
Sammie: photos would do :))
Mona: What job anyway?
Sammie: cause there is heaps of opportunities
Mona: (Y)
Sammie: I will find a job as soon I have a place to stay
Mona: Okay, I'm writing to her | Sammie is running out of money and she wants to move to Berlin for work. Mona will contact her best friend, who lives in Berlin, asking for a room to rent. Her friend is moving out of a room in December and Sammie could potentially take it. |
13730546 | Maya: I just got a message from our caterer
Hunter: What's up??
Maya: They won't be available on the second day
Hunter: Should I contact Sam?
Maya: You think he would do that?
Hunter: I know he needs work and this is kind of an emergency
Maya: Okay, I will tell the caterers that the first day remains unchanged and on the second day we will do something else
Hunter: okay
Maya: Let me know what Sam said! | The caterer won't be available on the second day. Hunter will contact Sam. Maya will talk to the caterers. |
13716066 | Irene: You know, Im reading this at the moment:
Irene: https://www.amazon.com/History-Mountaineering-Adventures-Stefano-Ardito/dp/8880955101
George: impressive! :O
George: I guess you've always been interested in it
Irene: True
Irene: I find it really cool
Ralph: must be exciting :)
Irene: it is!
Irene: I can lend you when I finish
Ralph: would be nice, thanks! | Irene enjoys a book titled History of Great the Mountaineering Adventures. She wants to lend this book to Ralph. |
13828891 | Gaby: Hi Pat, how are you?
Pat: Hi Gaby! I'm great, how bout u?
Gaby: I need your advice.
Gaby: I can't decide on our wedding invitations.
Gaby: U know how it is with guys. John told me 2 choose whichever one I like best...
Pat: LOL typical.
Pat: You know guys just take care of the 3S.
Gaby: 3S?
Pat: Shave, shower and show up. All the rest of the wedding is on your mind.
Gaby: Good one, haven't heard it before! :D
Gaby: You can't live with them and you can't live without them.
Pat: Also true...so when can I see those invitations?
Gaby: In a minute actually, I'm just sending them to you.
Gaby: So I've narrowed it down to 3 options.
Gaby: <file_photo>, <file_photo>, <file_photo>
Pat: OK, give me a sec, I'm just downloading them.
Pat: I like the background design of the first one.
Gaby: But don't you think the font is too extravagant?
Pat: Just a bit, that's why in the end my pick is the third one.
Pat: The font is more traditional, but the design and layout is very modern which works well together.
Gaby: Thank you! That was my choice too!
Gaby: I knew you'd be a better help than John :)
Pat: LOL, always at your service :D
Gaby: :) | Pat thinks the third invitation is the best because the font is traditional, but the design and layout are modern. |
13727940 | Martha: What do you do to get rid of stress?
Anna: Not much... that's my problem
Anna: Or I drink
Martha: Really?
Anna: :-(
Anna: And you?
Martha: I meditate and do sports
Anna: Sounds like a much healthier option...
Martha: I'm worried about you
Anna: I haven't told anyone
Anna: But everyday after work I have a glass of wine or two
Anna: Sometimes more
Anna: It helps me to relax | Anna usually drinks or does nothing to get rid of stress, whereas Martha meditates and does sports. Martha is worried about Anna, because she drinks wine after work everyday to relax. |
13829255 | Caro: Good morning dear Tonya and Andrew, we just thought we'd send you some of our recent pictures.
Caro: <file_photo>
Tonya: Hello dear Caro and Timothy, great to hear from you. Photos from you are always welcome.
Tonya: Where are you exactly?
Caro: Valladolid, a town in NE Yucatan, old and pretty, surrounded by a jungle. Of sorts.
Caro: <file_photo> one of the Maya temples we've visited
Caro: <file_photo> swimming in a cenote
Caro: <file_photo> Valladolid at its best
Tonya: What is a cenote?? Whatever it is, the water looks so cold.
Caro: Not at all! Always well above 20 C. It's a natural lake formed in a limestone cave. Some are even underground but always warm.
Caro: Actually it is fairly hot here, upper 20s and above. In early afternoon it's so hot that one can only sit in the shade and drink beer.
Caro: <file_photo> Tim and me being silly
Tonya: Delightful! You've been having a really lovely time together.
Caro: Oh yes! We like it here very much, even if it's tiring, day in, day out. We love it!
Tonya: Well, we wish you only nice impressions. Take care!
Caro: :x :x | Caro and Timothy are in Valladolid. They visited one of the Maya temples. They're having a great time. |
13829532 | Oscar: Hi, Linda. You checked the new schedule?
Linda: Not yet. Why?
Oscar: I thought so. Tomorrow you've got the morning shift.
Linda: You're kidding?
Oscar: Not at all.
Linda: Shit. I am in Las Vegas.
Oscar: You are?
Linda: Yeah. I was sure I am not on till Monday.
Oscar: You knew there was new schedule.
Linda: I knew that. But they never changed anything.
Oscar: they did this time.
Linda: I guess I should have checked.
Oscar: I did mention it, remember,
Linda: Yeah, you did. You are so organized.
Oscar: You think so?
Linda: Of course you are. Never miss anything.
Oscar: Ask you a question?
Linda: Shoot.
Oscar: You think I am handsome?
Linda: Like a movie star! Just forgot which one:)
Oscar: Good answer. I'll take the shift for you.
Linda: You are the best;) | Linda hasn't checked the new schedule. She's got the morning shift. She's still in Las Vegas. Oscar will take the shift for her. |
13821502 | Ali: I'm very upset by the situation here
Patty: i've just seen on TV, it's worrying indeed
Jim: Do you think the election was rigged?
Ali: I think so, the ruling coalition got 96%
Ali: it's a bit exaggerated I think
Jim: sure, it's not convincing at all
Ali: and 17 people were killed during the election, it's very sad
Jim: I'm really sorry to read it :(
Ali: Sheikh Hasina has been at power for 10 years
Jim: it's quite long... | Ali, Patty and Jim are talking about the election which might have been rigged. |
13680523 | Rose Marie: You up?
Jock: I am now.
Rose Marie: Sorry!
Jock: What?
Rose Marie: I can't sleep!
Jock: So we all have to suffer?
Rose Marie: Forget it! Good night!
Jock: Good night.
Rose Marie: You're all heart. | Rose Marie can't sleep and she woke up Jock. |
13829243 | Evan: did you watch any of the OWL matches recently?
Dylan: a few
Dylan: but I'm not impressed so far
Evan: why?
Dylan: the production value dropped significantly compared to the last season
Dylan: constant problems with sound, ads after ads
Dylan: it's just hard to watch
Evan: I was thinking about catching a few streams this weekend
Dylan: weekends are probably your best bet
Dylan: at least you can get a match at a reasonable hour
Evan: yeah some of the games starting hours are horrible for EU fans
Dylan: not the mention that there is 4 matches each day right now
Dylan: I went to sleep during the 2nd match yesterday and when I woke up the 4th one was still going on
Evan: do you have any data about the viewership?
Dylan: some of the games broke 200k on twitch
Dylan: but it's the start of the season after a long break
Dylan: those numbers will most likely drop
Dylan: especially with 4 games a day
Dylan: that's just too much to follow
Evan: 200k? not bad
Evan: but yeah it probably won't last
Dylan: especially that the current meta is not that exciting to watch
Dylan: goats goats and some more goats
Evan: really? nothing else?
Dylan: well they try some fun stuff from time to time like 4 dps
Dylan: but the majority of time you'll see 3 tanks + 3 supports on both sides
Evan: that's a shame
Dylan: it will probably change with future patches but for now we're stuck with that
Evan: alright, I'll try to catch some games to check it
Dylan: have fun... or at least try having fun ;) | Dylan watched a few OWL matches. He's not impressed, because the production value dropped. Evan wants to catch a few streams this weekend. There are 4 matches each day. The viewership fluctuates around 200000 people on Twitch. |
13865065 | George: Are you at home?
Martin: No
Paula: Not yet...
George: I forgot my key. I will wait at Amy's. | George will wait for Martin and Paula at Amy's. |
13827922 | Ron: heeeey
Ron: u forgot the moneeeey ;D
Katherine: shit I’m coming
Katherine: where ru?
Ron: haven’t left yet
Katherine: k, I’m running ;D
Ron: <file_gif> | Katherine forgot the money. She's coming back to Ron. |
13820939 | Hunter: ok, now I'm a bit better
Hunter: finally.....
Hunter: and u?
Rowan: Not feeling well..... still 😕
Peter: TERRIBLE
Hunter: hahah
Peter: I'LL NEVER DRINK VODKA AGAIN
Hunter: 😂 | Hunter is a bit better now, but Rowan and Peter still don't feel well after drinking vodka. |
13727844 | Fiona: Hi, I left my keys on the settee, please could you leave them in the porch
Sam: I don't think that is a very safe place to leave them.
Fiona: Well I don't care! I need to get into the house and don't have keys - so leave them there for me then I can get in when I finish work.
Sam: Well don't blame me if we get burgled!
Fiona: Hey, don't worry I won't! | Fiona left her keys on te couch. Sam will leave them for her in the porch, which he finds not safe, but she just wants to get in when she finishes work. |
13730549 | Liz: Have you watched The Little Drummer Girl on BBC?
Tony: Nope. Saw the first ep and didn't like it.
Liz: I like it! You should give it another try.
Tony: Not sure the story is for me.
Liz: Oh, it gets good!
Tony: She's also kinda whiny.
Liz: She changes. Trust me!
Tony: Maybe. | Tony didn't like The Little Drummer Girl. |
13815918 | Mandy: I have been trying to call the Welden But he is not picking up :/
Billy: I am on my way back to home. I will bring him along
Mandy: Waiting | Mandy has been trying to call Welden. Billy in on his way back home and will bring Welden along. |
13828365 | Chris: Hi, man.
Don: Hi, where the hell have you been?!
Chris: Home, all the time.
Chris: Just my cell died.
Don: Too bad.
Chris: Why's that. What happened?
Don: This client of yours came to the office.
Chris: Which client.
Don: The one that's pain in the ass.
Chris: That one? What did he want?
Don: Talk to you. Right now.
Chris: What about?
Don: I was not curious, really.
Don: Suppose about his deposit.
Chris: Not again. I told him, he's got to wait.
Don: Apparently he didn't hear you.
Chris: When he shows up again, just tell I am on a business trip.
Don: You tell him that yourself, all right.
Don: I don't get commission on your clients, remember? | Chris's client was at the office when he was home with his cell dead. He wanted to talk to Chris right now. Don doesn't want to talk to Chris's clients. |
13681094 | Sisi: You think we're too dumb for that?
Bobo: No!!! It's just difficult.
Sisi: It's an intro!
Bobo: Stop writing to me. Listen to him. Concentrate
Sisi: <file_photo> | Bobo and Sisi are learning together. |
13821776 | Rico: say hello to our new family member
Rico: <file_photo>
Fila: omg it's so cute!
Domingo: <file_gif>
Domingo: what's his name?
Rico: she has no name yet
Rico: we are looking for some ideas
Domingo: name her Rihanna
Fila: lol
Rico: I don't like pets with celebrity names
Fila: how about something related to her character?
Rico: I can't tell what's her character yet
Domingo: and does Richard have any ideas?
Fila: call her Jane Doe then
Rico: he wants to call her Blossom but that's too long
Fila: omg that's so cute
Domingo: if that's too long then call her Flores then
Rico: sounds fine
Fila: or call her Rose
Domingo: Lily
Rico: <3
Rico: I'll ask Richie and we'll see what he says
Fila: ok | Rico's looking for a name for her. |
13728054 | Nora: <file_other> Heard this song? :)
Adam: No. Let me listen to it.
Nora: I can't get it out of my head!
Adam: Catchy!
Nora: Right?
Adam: Where did you find it? Never heard of the band.
Nora: Neither have I. A FoF recommended it to me. Apparently a very alternative type.
Adam: Or so it seems. Just checked on wiki - this is their debut album!
Nora: I think they'll have a booming career.
Adam: So do I! Hey, maybe they have a concert soon?
Nora: That's a grand idea!
Adam: I'll check! | Nora and Adam are discussing a new song Nora found recently. |
13828371 | Linda: Jeff, are you home?
Jeff: Not at the moment, why?
Linda: I am not sure if I unplugged the iron.
Jeff: So, what do you suggest we do?
Linda: Well, I cannot leave the meeting.
Jeff: Don't worry. From where I am I'd see smoke if there is a fire at home. | Linda isn't sure if she unplugged the iron. She can't leave the meeting to check. Jeff is near the house and he would see the smoke if there was a fire. |
13814418 | Emily: im close by, so whenever you get here :)
Marta: 5 min we are close
Emily: ok
Emily: could we meet earlier tomorrow?
Marta: sure! sounds great
Emily: ok awesome thank you!
Marta: what time?
Emily: 2:30pm?
Marta: perfect | Marta and Emily will meet in 5 minutes. Tomorrow they will meet at 2:30 pm. |
13716042 | Alice: DIY beauty products? Yes or no?
Ella: they are getting more and more popular
Janet: our mums used to make them
Sam: I’d be very careful if you have acne prone or sensitive skin
Alice: my skin is normal i think
Ella: i have sensitive skin and DIY products seem to be better
Alice: they are supposed to be more natural, gentle and simply work better
Sam: always use best quality products though
Ella: that’s for sure
Janet: they take time to make and won’t last long so it’s a big no no for me!
Ella: also remember about proper storage- most of them you keep in the fridge
Alice: oh, ok
Janet: so what beauty products do you actually make?
Ella: body & facial scrub, facial wash and mask and toner
Sam: eye cream, moisturizer and serum
Ella: and lip balm
Alice: WOW!
Janet: what do you use to make them?
Ella: things like honey, coconut sugar, beeswax, almond oil, rosehip oil, apple vinegar
Sam: as well as shea butter, coconut oil, essential oils
Ella: you’ll find loads of recipes online
Sam: start with body and hair products and if you like them try face products
Alice: xxx | Ella considers DYI products better for sensitive skin. She makes body and facial scrub, facial wash and mask, toner and lip balm. Sam makes eye cream, moisturizer and serum. According to Janet, it takes time to prepare DYI cosmetics and they don't last long. |
13727879 | Gina: Baby, I have a problem with my printer.
Miro: What's happening?
Gina: Well, it's not printing.
Miro: Did you try to switch it off and on?
Gina: Yes, three times...
Miro: Ink?
Gina: It's full, I've changed it.
Miro: Hm, it's hard to say. It might be everything.
Gina: :(
Miro: Send me the file you want to print, I'll print it here and bring in the evening, ok? And I'll have a look at you printer.
Gina: Thanks. <file_other>
Miro: Do you need it in colour?
Gina: Yes, please.
Miro: Okey.
Gina: Ah, forgot. I need two copies, ok?
Miro: OK.
Gina: Thank you
Miro: No problem. See you in a few hours.
Gina: See you! | Gina's printer doesn't work. Miro will print a file, and he will bring two copies of it to Gina tonight. |
13611631 | Michael: Hi Paula, are you ready with the presentation?
Paula: Yes sir, its almost done. Just a few additions to be done.
Michael: Please make sure it’s up to the mark and as per the client’s expectations.
Paula: Yes sir.
Michael: Also do not forget to add the chart I sent you yesterday.
Paula: I have already added it. Also I’m planning to present the same as a graph.
Michael: I don’t think that would be necessary.
Paula: Ok. I’ll delete it.
Michael: Yes, also try to make it interactive, so that the client does not miss even a single aspect.
Paula: Sure, sir.
Michael: Yes.
Paula: So what time would be the presentation?
Michael: Client will be in anytime now. We should be prepared with the presentation in the next 10 minutes.
Paula: Sound possible.
Michael: I’ll go and check the arrangements. Please be ready with the slides.
Paula: Yes, will be ready on time.
Michael: See you in the conference room.
Paula: Sure.
Michael: All the best!
Paula: Thank you. | Paula's presentation is almost done and will be ready within the next 10 minutes. Paula added a chart and deleted a graph - both at Michael's request. The client will come soon. Paula and Michael will meet in the conference room. |
13729385 | Ryan: Pizza and a movie or a night out?
Claire: If you add beer to the first option it is equally tempting
Ryan: This goes without saying
Claire: But still, I feel like going out
Ryan: It's Friday night and it won't be long
Claire: Will you come pick me up?
Ryan: I'll come to your place at 8
Ryan: Will bring some booze
Claire: Should I call the gang or is it just you and me?
Ryan: Call them sure
Ryan: Will be fun
Claire: There is this new club downtown
Claire: I wanted to check it out
Ryan: Vinyl?
Claire: Yeah. Let's go there later!
Ryan: Why not | It's Friday. Ryan will come to Claire's place at 8 and will bring alcohol. Claire will call her friends to join. Claire wants to go to a new club downtown called Vinyl. |
13828572 | Maddie: so are they getting divorced, or what?
Suzie: I guess they are
Suzie: but I'm not sure
Maddie: She's been talking about it for ages and now she's hesitating? -.-
Maddie: <file_gif>
Suzie: LOL
Suzie: It's not that easy, you know...
Maddie: Sure it is.
Maddie: they either love each other or they don't
Suzie: It's not that simple if there are children involved
Maddie: well.. maybe you're right
Suzie: Anyways, I hope they get divorced and get on with their lives
Suzie: Ot's been too long...
Maddie: Exactly. | They are getting a divorce, as Suzie said. |
13727647 | Brian: dude!! I didn't know you had a brother!
Jack: ha, yeah
Brian: He looks just like you!!! Damn!
Jack: where did you see him?
Brian: he came to soccer tryouts today, and I was so confused.
Jack: lol, when we were kids we were basically twins
Brian: yeah, I can totally believe it. Dude, I can't believe I've known you 5 months and you never mentioned you had a brother! what the hell!
Jack: hahah it's not like i did it on purpose
Brian: yeah, but I still think its a bit strange. considering he's your fucking twin
Jack: yeah yeah, but it's not like I know a whole lot about your family
Brian: noo, but at least you know that they exist
Jack: ha, ok fair. Alright well then you can stop by my house next week haha you can meet the fam
Brian: ha ok, that works! | Jack has a brother that resembles him a lot. Brian saw him at soccer tryouts today. Brian and Jack have known each other for 5 months. |
13829158 | Michael: I can't believe it's so white today
Michael: just yesterday it felt like spring
Christina: I know right!
Christina: it was so warm and green... I don't need winter any more
Christina: Christmas was long ago and our winter holiday is over too, so who needs snow now
Michael: haha, it does kinda feel this way, doesn't it
Christina: I mean... it feels like it's been going on for so long, but it's not even close to ending when you think about it
Christina: I want days to be longer already...
Michael: that's something I'm looking forward to too
Michael: I'm more productive when it doesn't get dark so early
Christina: these days I just want to go to sleep as soon as I'm home... or even earlier than that, ha ha | It felt like spring yesterday, but now there's a lot of snow. Michael and Christina want the days to be longer already. Michael is more productive when the day is longer. |
13612327 | Mary: Look what I've bought today
Amelia: <file_photo>
Amelia: Isn't it lovely?
Mary: It's gorgeous! | Mary's bought something nice today. |
13612092 | Harry: Honey ?
Sally: Yes darling
Harry: Did you know you have the prettiest eyes I've ever seen ?
Sally: Thanks darling, it's so cute xxx
Harry: Do you remember when we were in Venice last summer ?
Sally: How could I forget it ?
Harry: It was such a great moment
Sally: Only you and me in the City of Love <B
Harry: Honey you're so romantic !
Sally: Do you remember this gondola ride on the Grand Canal ?
Harry: And this Italian policeman who was certain we were drunk because we were laughing so loud ?
Sally: Yes, he almost arrested us !
Harry: And these ice creams in tnis little street ?
Sally: Yes, the best ones I've ever eaten
Harry: Not as sweet as your kisses !
Sally: Thanks, darling. Why are you reminding our trip in Venice ?
Harry: Because I wanted to ask you something
Sally: What ?
Harry: Honey, will you marry me ?
Sally: Oh Darling ! xxxxx | Harry tells Sally she has the prettiest eyes he has ever seen. They recollect their journey to Venice, a gondola ride on the Grand Canal, a policeman and ice cream in a little street. Harry asks Sally to merry him. |
13828562 | Ingrid: i'd like to practice my german
Ingrid: do you know anyone who knows german and would like to practice with me?
Isabella: i know this guy named freddy
Isabella: he might want to go out with you and speak german
Ingrid: thank you!!! | Isabella suggests Freddy as help for Ingrid's German. |
13729062 | Mindy: Hey what time does the party start?
Mabel: The birthday boy will be there at 8 so we should meet around 7:30
Mindy: Do you need help??
Mabel: I think I'm in control but thanks!
Mindy: no problem just let me know if I can be useful
Mabel: just be there <3
Mindy: aww <3
Mabel: <file_gif> | Mindy will meet Mabel around 7:30 before the birthday party. |
13865370 | Terry: Hello everyone, I started this group, because I have an announcement to make.
Louis: Terry? Is everything all right?
Terry: Gina and I are getting a divorce, so we’ve been advised not to contact in writing.
Jane: What?! You are doing what?!
May: I’m so sorry Terry :(
Louis: But what’s the deal with no contact?
Terry: Our lawyers said that everything we write may be used in the court against us.
May: I bet Gina would never do such a thing.
Jane: So now we have to write to you on separate groups? This is ridiculous.
Terry: I know, the situation is difficult for all of us.
Louis: I’m truly sorry, man.
May: Can we do anything to help?
Terry: No, thank you, May. Now we’re just waiting for everything to be finalised and over.
Louis: Have you tried going to a therapy?
Jane: I know a very good therapist, I think he’ll be happy to help
Terry: Thank you all, but I think we’re well past that point. | Terry and Gina are getting a divorce. They have been advised by their lawyer not to contact in writing. Louis, Jane and May will contact them through separate conversations. |
13715996 | Meg: you guys wanna hit the gym tonight?
Liz: nooo...
Thom: what time?
Meg: don't know... 8pm?
Thom: too late! 7pm?
Meg: ok. 7pm. come on Liz!
Liz: I’m tired…
Meg: everyone is tired. you’re lazy! :)
Thom: I’m tired too but I’m fat :/
Meg: stop it. you’re perfect.
Liz: someone has a crush on Thom… :)
Meg: silence! you lazy woman! ;p
Thom: I love you too Meg
Meg: I know Thom
Thom: Meg + Fat Thom forever
Liz: ok that’s awkward now… | Meg and Thom are going to the gym at 7 pm and want Liz to join them. |
13716705 | John: Hi guys, can you recommend any dentist in this city?
Patricia: I always go to a different one, and I'm alway unhappy with them
Jeniffer: you could check in the internet
Jeniffer: I don't go to a dentist here, it's too expensive, my parents have a friend dentist so I see him when I visit them
Jeniffer: <file_photo>
Jeniffer: Maybe this one?
Patricia: Oh, not, I know him. He was horrible. Very handsome thought
John: Hmm, nice, but I would like to have a good doctor, not (only) a hot one
Patricia: He didn't recognised that i had gingivitis
Patricia: Another one told me afterwards.
John: Why is it so difficult to find a good dentist for a reasonable price?
Patricia: no ideas, they are either amateurish idiots or expensive assholes
Patricia: at least in this city 🤷♀
Jeniffer: you can always go to mine. But it's 300km one way 😛
John: not the best idea. I'll search in google I think | John needs a dentist. Patricia and Jenniffer cannot recommend anyone so he will search on the Internet. |
13818875 | Alison: does everyone know what are you bringing on saturday?
Rob: i will make my famous pizza rolls and some garlic dip
Anna: i am planning a tuna salad is that all right?
Alison: of course it is :D everything is all right ;) Jill, how about you?
Jill: are we supposed to bring something?
Alison: of course, we talked about this
Jill: i must have missed it
Alison: well we all agreed that everyone is going to bring one or two dishes
Rob: yeah, we don't want to sit for the whole evening hungry again
Anna: or order the pizza as usual... it's kind of boring
Alison: agreed :) can you make something Jill?
Jill: well yes of course, sorry for not paying attention before... will cupcakes be ok? I have a nice recipe for ones with nutella
Rob: of course they are ok... nutella...
Anna: I CALL DIBS ON ALL OF THEM
Rob: hahaha, you will have to fight me for them
Alison: and me!!
Jill: i am glad you like it :D | Everyone's bringing one or two dishes on Saturday, Jill forgot about it. She'll bring nutella cupcakes. |
13717043 | Madeline: How are you doing guys? any news?
Harrison: I'm fine, but super busy at work these days
Robert: I'm ok! you?
Madeline: Not bad, when are we going to see each other again? I miss you guys!
Robert: and where?
Harrison: I live in Berlin now, Robert in Sevilla, are you at least still in Edinburgh?
Madeline: Yes, I think I'll never move from here, too settled
Harrison: Maybe we could meet in some warm place, like Malta?
Robert: or at my place in Spain?
Madeline: It can be a bit difficult for me with the kids. Do you hate Edinburgh so much?
Harrison: It's not about Edinburgh. I hate winter and rain. I want some SUN finally
Harrison: Can't you take Tom and kids to sevilla?
Madeline: Actually I could probably, the problem is that it's always difficult for Tom to give on holiday
Madeline: and I don't work right now, taking care of the kids
Harrison: I can't believe it. Such a feminist once, such a housewife now!
Madeline: I know 😅 but it's rather a coincidence
Robert: What do you mean?
Madeline: Tom was on paternity leave but then I lost the job, so it just happened
Madeline: and as a programmer he earns much better than I ever could
Robert: sure
Madeline: a separate question is how much there is structural inequality in all of this
Madeline: you see! We have to meet and talk, spend some time together. Free me from this housewife's prison
Robert: Talk to Tom first, then we will know what the situation is
Madeline: ok! | Harrison lives in Berlin now and he's been busy at work lately. Robert setlled in Sevilla and Madeline in Edinburgh. Madeline lost her job and she is a housewife now. She will talk to her husband, Tom, about going to Sevilla with kids to meet Robert and Harrison. |
13682048 | Debra: wine or beer?
Alex: beer
Debra: though so, I bought some 4 u
Alex: u know me so well :) | Debra bought some beer for Alex. |
13731337 | Jensen: <file_photo>
Lindsay: We had a great game!
Jensen: So sad it was our last game tho ;( | Jensen and Lindsay had their last game. |
13681981 | Ron: what time are we leaving tomorrow?
Ben: sixish?
Ron: I was thinking more like fivish
Ben: damn, you're killing me. 5.30? :D | Ben and Ron are going to leave tomorrow around fivish, sixish. |
13814712 | Gianna: What movie would be playing in Cinema this weekend?
Thomas: Idk,
Gianna: Can you check on the internet?
Thomas: I cant use tight now?
Gianna: What hpnd?
Thomas: I am out of the house
Gianna: Can you ask Ethan to check and tell?
Thomas: I dont have his number :/
Gianna: Wait let me send you
Thomas: Why dont you tet him by yourself?
Gianna: Coz I dont want him to have mine
Thomas: Then Why are you having has?
Gianna: :P | Gianna will send Thomas Ethan's number. |
13828452 | Tsar: Are you coming to the pub with us tonight?
Sylvia: no, not in the mood for the pub
Tsar: :(
Tsar: someting happened?
Sylvia: no, just not in the right mood.
Tsar: Is there anything I can do? Maybe you're in the mood for something else?
Sylvia: Thx, it's nice of you to ask :*
Sylvia: No, I'd rather sit at home.
Tsar: Okey. But call me anytime if you need me.
Sylvia: <3 | Sylvia won't go to the pub with Tsar tonight as she's not in the mood. She'd rather stay at home. |
13611397 | James: Seekers of gold dig up much earth and find little. The man who wrote it knew about tinder. It’s a book all about tinder. Written 3000 years ago.
Maria: But you still use it.
James: Maybe I’m a fool. A fool loves to get excited on any account.
Maria: You should stop meeting tinder girls.
James: A man when drunk is led by a beardless boy, stumbling, not perceiving where he is going, having his soul moist.
Maria: It makes clear sense. And people have been trying to work out what these mean for 3000 years. Do you believe that you have a soul?
James: I think it gets moist when I’m drunk. | James thinks that passages from a 3000-year-old book could be used to describe Tinder dating. Maria advises him to stop dating Tinder girls. |
13829441 | Maxi: Good evening, dear Thekla! Sorry to bother you but
Maxi: got stuck in a traffic jam on Washington Ave.
Thekla: Hello Maxi, oh dear! Is it very bad?
Maxi: By the looks of it yes. A major car accident.
Thekla: We might wait for you.
Maxi: Oh no! Please don't go into any trouble on my account.
Maxi: Just start the evening as planned.
Maxi: If I manage to get to Bolton's before 10, I'll just sneak in and take a seat in the back.
Thekla: How about texting me short when the traffic starts moving?
Thekla: Or when you're in the parking lot at Bolton's?
Thekla: How about Thomas? Weren't you expected to give him a lift?
Maxi: It has been taken care of.
Thekla: Thank you.
Maxi: Thank you, Thekla, for your understanding.
Thekla: Oh don't be silly! I know this town and its traffic!
Maxi: See you then! | Maxi got stuck in a traffic jam on Washington Ave because of a car accident. He'll be late for the evening at Bolton's. He'll give Thomas a lift. |
13680871 | Jordan: bus at 8:45?
Fill: yep
Jordan: see u | Bus is going to arrive at 8.45. |
13611712 | Joni: Thank you for telling me about that concert! I had a really nice time!
Michelle: That was the Budapest Festival Orchestra concert, right?
Joni: Yes! A friend of mine is a big fan of theirs and I'd been meaning to see them.
Michelle: Did you have good seats?
Joni: No, we sat way in the back, but it didn't matter. The acoustics at the venue were exceptional.
Michelle: Excellent. Glad that you enjoyed it. I'll try to see them myself the next time they are in town.
Joni: You should! Definitely worth it! | Joni had a nice time at the Budapest Festival Orchestra concert, which Michelle had told her about. Joni went to the concert with her friend, who's a great fan of the orchestra. They sat in the back of the venue, but that wasn't a problem thanks to exceptional acoustics. |
13862707 | Kevin: Shit, I failed my exams this semester
Lucas: Shite
Lucas: you're a pillock!
Lucas: why???
Kevin: I dunno, I had more interesting things to do
Lucas: <file_gif>
Kevin: <file_gif> | Kevin failed his exams this semester because he had more interesting things to do. Lucas is shocked and calls him a pillock. |
13680474 | Lisa: ahoy
Ellie: yo
Lisa: will you study with me today?
Lisa: i dont get that topic
Ellie: yeah sure
Ellie: but im not so good at explaining
Lisa: you are!
Ellie: okay okay
Lisa: can you come to my place?
Ellie: ok
Ellie: what time?
Lisa: maybe at 5?
Ellie: sure | Lisa finds a topic problematic and would like Ellie to explain it to her. Ellie will come to Lisa at 5 today to study with her. |
13865070 | Lidia: Should we meet for dinner tonight?
Meryl: yes! I don't want to be alone tonight
Kim: ok, I'll call "Don Fefe"
Meryl: perfect! | Lidia, Meryl and Kim will meet for dinner tonight. Kim will call Don Fefe. |
13716720 | Boris: Hey guys, I am too lazy to type to everyone :)
Boris: Basically, Radek and I want to make a party and your all all invited for the usual party, beer, food and chill :)
Hubert: Is the entrance free? ;)
Boris: It is, but leaving costs :D
Piotr: I will probably be working over the weekend :(
Gabriel: I think I will also be working, but I will make sure I drop by
Ozan: You must have a huge flat to invite this many people :D
Radek: Well, we are counting on not everyone coming :p
David: Do you have a shop near your flat?
Radek: Yea, one is just under. Sells alcohol ;)
Ozan: Sorry, I won't be in the city for the weekend :( But have fun anyway!
Boris: You know we won't have fun without you :(
Luke: Since I already have some plans, can I be +1?
Gabriel: Are you really going to introduce a girl to us?? :D
Luke: Sorry, it will be a guy :D
Boris: Haha, no girls are allowed on my parties! :) | Boris and Radek want to invite all to the party. Piotr will be working but Gabriel will drop by. Ozan will be away for the weekend. Luke wants to bring a friend. |
13682316 | Jenny: I am doing ham egg and chips for tea do you want some?
Caron: oh I think I will thank you very much
Jenny: I thought you would like that
Caron: I was just thinking what will I do for dinner
Jenny: well now you wont have to worry
Caron: no I wont
Jenny: have you been working hard today?
Caron: yes I have all day I am still in my pyjamas
Jenny: oh bloody hell.. dont bother to get changed now
Caron: no I wont I will run round in my slippers
Jenny: Aw bless you
Caron: do you need anything
Jenny: I will have a bit of mill if you have any spare
Caron: yes anything else?
Jenny: no I'm fine for everything thank you darling
Caron: what time shall I come round?
Jenny: in about half an hour
Caron: ok darling see you in a while thank you xx | Jenny is cooking ham, eggs and chips for tea. Caron will join her. Caron has been working hard today, but she's still in her pyjamas. |
13728997 | Lynn: Should we have seafood for starters on Christmas?
Victor: I don't know; I hate seafood but what does everyone like?
Lynn: Oh, I don't know. I guess I should assume that seafood will be hated for the most part.
Victor: Do those bread things. People like those!
Lynn: You mean with the tomato and basil?
Victor: Yeah. And some sausages. That should be enough.
Lynn: I guess, not very exciting tho.
Victor: Who cares? Save it for the turkey!
Lynn: You're probably right.
Victor: You just go overboard when everyone really doesn't care.
Lynn: Probably. But I care!
Victor: They can just like it; they didn't volunteer!
Lynn: I know, but...
Victor: Yes, it's how you are.
Lynn: It is.
Victor: And I love you for it, just don't like to see you stressed!
Lynn: I'm not stressed! | Lynn decides not to serve seafood for starters at Christmas as many people don't like. She'll prepare bread things with tomato and basil and some sausages. |
13829298 | Linda: Have you read Les Misérables?
Betty: Afraid not. Why?
Linda: Got to write a paper about for tomorrow.
Betty: Sorry. Check the net. You'll find something.
Linda: I'll do that. See ya. | Linda has to write a paper about Les Misérables for tomorrow. |
13727872 | Irene: Will you pick me up from train station tomorrow morning?
Pete: Sure.
Irene: <3
Irene: I will arrive at 17:10
Pete: I will be there :D
Irene: Great! | Pete will pick Irene up from train station tomorrow morning at 17:10. |
13862338 | Lena: Hi Gary!
Lena: Are you home now?
Gary: Hello!
Gary: I was (and still am) at home but I wasn't logged in here
Lena: Do you have time to skype?
Lena: I can't sleep.
Gary: Sure, give me 5 minutes.
Lena: Sure.
Gary: Ok.
Gary: I'm ready and "hidden" on skype ;)
Lena: Calling. | Lena cannot sleep and want to talk with Gary on Skype. Gary is at home and is logged as "hidden" on Skype. |
13729095 | Terry: If you're looking for ideas what gift would make me happy for my birthday
Terry: <file_photo>
Terry: My wallet has just broken
Henry: Haha. Maybe it'll bring you luck.
Henry: Thanks for info. Maybe I will use it as a good idea.
Henry: However, I have also something else in my mind so I'll yet to decide.
Terry: :)
Terry: I can't wait :D
Henry: Patience. Patience my friend.
Terry: I never had it, and there is little chance I ever will.
Henry: Heh. True. | Terry has a suggestion for his birthday gift, but Henry already had a different idea. He will let Terry choose. |
13731181 | Ben: Good morning, darling!
Portia: Good morning! How did you sleep?
Ben: Pretty good; you?
Portia: Not bad. Up once or twice.
Ben: Ah. Okay. | Ben slept very well. Portia woke up once or twice. |
13828784 | Mom: I've got the suitcase
Lee: Thanks!
Lee: I'll drop by tomorrow, okay?
Mom: Sure!
Mom: Do you want me to get you anything else?
Lee: No, you're sweet, thank you
Lee: But I'm a big girl and I have to do it myself
Mom: But I know how busy you are!
Mom: And it's no problem, really :-)
Lee: I know, Mom, but I have to go to the shop by myself and think about what I'm gonna need.
Mom: OK, but if there's anything...
Lee: I'll let you know!
Mom: Perfect.
Lee: Thanks, Mom, I love you :*
Mom: I love you too, sweetie. | Lee will stop by Mom's to pick up a suitcase. She needs to go shopping and pack soon. |
13680184 | Lucy: You won't believe what I'm gonna say to you!
Nicole: What is it!?
Lucy: I've just won 2 tickets to a concert on the radio!
Nicole: Which one?
Lucy: You can guess 3 times :D
Nicole: Why are you doing this to me?
Lucy: Come on, guess !
Nicole: I don't know! Beyonce?
Lucy:...And who is your favourite singer?
Nicole: ED SHEERAN <3 !
Lucy: Yeaaaah
Nicole: I hope you will give the 2nd ticket to your favourite friend?
Lucy: Of course because I can't imagine going to this concert without you :*
Nicole: You;re the best!
Lucy: That will be so much fun
Nicole: I can't wait for it | Lucy has just won 2 ticket to an Ed Sheeran concert is going to go with Nicole. |
13681901 | Brian: u owe me 10 €
Andy: right, sorry, forgot, give u tomo
Brian: ok, no pro | Andy will give back 10 euros to Brian tomorrow. |
13682585-1 | Amelia: It was such a wonderful evening with you! Have you got home alright? Is Peter ok?
Sue: We loved every second of it. It was just perfect. Yes, we got home alright but Pete fell asleep in the car, so it took me a while to get him upstairs. But he didn't feel dizzy any more. Just drowsy.
Amelia: He gave us a bit of a shock yesterday when he reeled onto the sofa. But I think he was still very much in control.
Sue: Oh yes, these dizzy spells aren't so bad, 'cause they're short and not too strong. And of course he knows them and knows how to handle them. Thank God!!
Amelia: He just got up from the sofa too abruptly?
Sue: That's it. So after all no big deal. But of course you never know...
Amelia: We should be grateful for every beautiful moment our good Lord gives us.
Sue: And let me say again thank YOU for this splendid invitation. Your choice of a restaurant was just excellent. We have to go there again.
Amelia: I'm sure we will. The Browns told us about it and they seem to patronise it like once a week.
Sue: Well, the Browns! With his position of a high-level civil servant!
Amelia: Yeah, they have pots but I don't complain myself ;)
Sue: Nor do I. As long as Pete is alright, I'm happy.
Amelia: And he'll be alright for years to come. I'm sure.
Sue: Let's hope so, by goodness! I pray for it every day.
Amelia: You both are in our prayers too. We are is in God's hand.
Sue: Thank you Amelia. You are both such true and good friends.
Amelia: So are you! Sleep well and have a good rest!
Sue: Sleep well! | Amelia, Sue and Peter went to a restaurant.The place was recommended by the Browns. Peter felt dizzy for a moment, but after he got back home he was already feeling better. |
13612079 | Adam: Rosie and Thomas, Happy New Year!
Adam: May the next year bring you lots of joy, happiness and love!
Rosie: Thank you Thomas! Hope you have crackling celebrations this year. May every day of your new year glow with good cheer and happiness for you and your family.
Adam: Thanks a lot! | Adam and Rosie wish themselves all the best in New Year's Day. |
13829533-1 | Delana: Hello, I wanted to ask if you have some tables where I can plug in my laptop.
Seth: Of course, a plenty of them : )
Delana: That’s great! What is a shake of the day?
Seth: The one with pineapple and cranberries.
Delana: Oh… Can I change cranberries for something else?
Seth: Of course, but it won’t be a shake of the day anymore, so it’ll be in a regular price.
Delana: Alright, thank you!
Seth: You’re welcome, can’t wait to see you! | There are enough tables where Delana can plug her laptop in. The shake of the day is with pineapple and cranberries. |
13863220 | Victoria: I'm going for groceries later
Victoria: do you need anything?
Toby: don't think so
Toby: I bought most of the stuff I need last week
Victoria: alright | Victoria's going to buy groceries. Toby doesn't need anything. |
13829872 | Barbara: Babe are you still coming on Sunday?
Barbara: Will you be here around the same time as last time?
Hailey: Yes dear, most likely I'll arrive around 3
Hailey: I'll bring along the organic shampoo
Hailey: I found one that is much cheaper from one of the outlets
Barbara: 👌 cool
Barbara: Give me a quick call when you are on the way
Hailey: 👍 | Hailey will arrive around 3 on Sunday and will bring the organic shampoo. |
13611932-1 | Janny: SORRY SORRY SORRY but we can't meet this afternoon. Have to work.
Pipa: WTF?
Janny: Those photos I edited last night. That old bitch doesn't like them.
Pipa: Tell her to get stuffed.
Janny: Can't! Need the bread.
Pipa: Work for someone else you moron. They just using you.
Janny: Fuck you know about it. You never worked in your life.
Pipa: And not gonna to! ROTFL
Janny: Anyway. Am not coming today.
Pipa: Even later? When finished?
Janny: Maybe but can't say when.
Pipa: Doesn't matter. But come PLEASE
Janny: Will do my best. ILY
Pipa: KFY | Janny can't meet Pipa as Janny has a lot of work with the photos he edited last night. Pipa suggests that Janny changes his job but it's not easy. He promises to come to Pippa if possible. |
13730335 | Dennis: Don't forget to carry my power-bank with you
Dennis: My phone is almost out on power
Maggie: Yeah sure I will | Dennis' phone battery is very low. Maggie will bring Dennis' power bank with her. |
13830108 | Ben: hey anne gave me your phone number
Ben: i think we got on the wrong foot
Ben: i'm sorry for being so rude at the library
Anne: that's fine…
Anne: there's worse things than cutting people in line
Ben: still it was kind of a dick move
Anne: i'not gonna lie, it was... lol
Ben: wanna go out for coffee?
Anne: sure why not?
Ben: wanna meet at the coffee shop next to the library at 4?
Anne: sounds great :-D | Ben apologises to Anne for being rude to her at the library. They will meet at the coffee shop next to the library at 4 and will have a coffee together. |
13680899 | Amanda: Hi. Remember to take the lunch box! It's in the fridge.
Bran: Mom, can't I buy lunch at school?
Amanda: Take the lunch box. End of discussion. | Amanda tells Bran to take the lunch box from the fridge, even though Bran would rather buy his lunch at school. |
13829940 | Kate: I just saw Blood Diamond!! o.O
Mary: Great movie, right?
Kate: Yeah, but the story is just horrible, I had no idea!
Mary: Well, yeah...
Mary: Makes you reevaluate your need for jewelry
Kate: People are so greedy, I hate it!
Mary: Here's a nice article about this, I think you'll like it.
Mary: <file_other>
Kate: Thank you. | Kate has just seen the film 'Blood Diamond'. |
13728242 | Bret: Happy Turkey Day! Gobble Gobble!
Ang: Happy Turkey Day to you too! What are you doing today?
Bret: Not much, going to moms. Have to put up with the nieces. You?
Ang: Headed to Manchester for bbq tonight and will see Bohemian Rhapsody tomorrow. Should be nice and relaxing.
Bret: That does sound good.
Ang: Are you having a big dinner?
Bret: Yep, the usual.
Ang: Cool. Make sure she uses corn starch for the gravy! LOL!
Bret: That old argument! LOL!
Ang: Have a good one. Love to you and to your family!
Bret: Thanks! You, too! | Bret is going to his mother today. Ang went to Manchester for a barbeque tonight. She will see Bohemian Rhapsody tomorrow. |
13821337 | Bella: What time are you arriving?
Michael: Google maps says 2 hours left
Christian: I'll be there in 1h
Bella: Is there a lot of traffic?
Michael: There is, but I still manage to go quite fast
Michael: Jessy has a heavy foot :D
Christian: I'm in the bus
Bella: I'm so happy you guys are coming!
Christian: Me too! It's been too long
Bella: Michael, tell Jessy there is no need to speed
Bella: If you arrive in 3-4 hours it's still ok
Michael: I already tried. She's not reformable :P
Bella: Just be safe! | Bella, Michael and Christian will meet together after a long break. |
13865198 | Tim: Guys, have you ever had problems with wisdom teeth?
George: No, not really, but I heard they can be horrible
Tim: I'm having strange pains now
Gloria: where?
Tim: the lower jaw, also the left ear
Damian: can be the tooth I'm afraid
Tim: so what's now?
Damian: you should see a dentist of course
Tim: but it's Saturday
Damian: so wait till Monday
Damian: if the pain gets worse, go to emergency
Tim: I hate it
Gloria: it happens | Tim's having trouble with his lower jaw and left ear. It's probably the wisdom tooth. He will wait for the appointment till Monday or go to the emergency if it gets worse. |
13731165 | Stephania: Stephen is coming tonight
Stephania: We are going to work on a project together
Camila: Does he really need to come tonight?
Stephania: Well yea, the library is gonna be closed early today
Camila: K well
Camila: Sorry, I was just pissed at my brother
Stephania: Whatd he do
Camila: He just pissed me off
Stephania: As always
Stephania: K we are coming tonight
Stephania: We have to get it doee by today
Stephania: done*
Camila: Ye im okay with that
Stephania: 😉 | Stephen and Stephania are going to work on a project tonight. Camilla is upset with her brother. |
13829026 | Gabriel: i'm thinking of getting a job for the summer
Randy: how is yours going?
Gabriel: being a waiter is not fun but it's a good way to make good money
Randy: i think I'll do that
Randy: i'll start looking for a job today | Gabriel is thinking about getting a job for the summer, and Randy will start looking for a job today. |
13819088 | Timothy: have you heard about the mass shootings?
Kimberly: duh
Kimberly: who didn't
Homer: you have to be more specific
Homer: there are more school shootings than other school events these days
Timothy: I'm talking about this California kid
Kimberly: incel strikes again
Homer: do you think his virginity is important here?
Kimberly: well yes because his note mentioned his incel status as something that defines him
Timothy: people are batshit insane these days
Homer: so you think he did it out of sexual frustration
Kimberly: he did it because he's mental that's for sure
Timothy: they are blaiming blue balls for everything
Homer: this incel culture is new to me
Kimberly: oh my sweet summer child
Kimberly: <file_other>
Kimberly: read and weep
Timothy: ignorance is a bliss in this case
Kimberly: true, but on the other hand, it won't last long
Homer: so you are telling me the number of frustrated, mental virgins is going up?
Timothy: YES
Kimberly: yep
Homer: ....fuck
Kimberly: congrats, you're officially an adult now
Homer: this article... I can't
Timothy: there goes his innocence
Timothy: I can almost hear it
Homer: I had no idea there are so many psychos like that
Kimberly: every woman knew that already because we know how horrifying dating can be
Kimberly: it's news only for men, tbh | An incel from California shot people at school. The incel community is growing. Homer didn't know much about the culture of incels. |
13828497 | Silvia: Mary ran away from school again
Mohammad: What
Mohammad: It’s the third time this month
Silvia: Actually fourth
Silvia: I didn’t tell you about one
Mohammad: Good to know, why?
Silvia: You had all those problems at work, I didn’t want to worry you…
Mohammad: Great, turns out I don’t even know what’s going on with my kids, congratulations
Mohammad: Wife of the year
Silvia: Don’t get angry, we need to figure it out somehow…
Mohammad: Maybe you should to this alone
Mohammad: You don’t tell me anything anyway
Silvia: I don’t even have time to talk to you
Mohammad: I work!!! Which is what you don’t do…
Silvia: Here we go again
Mohammad: That’s the reality!!
Silvia: We have three kids, I take care of them, I clean the house, if you had to pay for it all…
Mohammad: At least I could live in peace | Mohammad and Silvia's daughter, Mary, skipped school again. It is the fourth time this month but Mohammad only knew about three of them. He is upset with his wife not telling him and not working. Silvia takes care of their three children and is a housewife. Mohammad works too much. |
13715897 | Lynn: I don't get it.
Norrie: What?
Lynn: Why do men like fishing so much?
Pat: My husband goes fishing every time he can. And he takes our son with him.
Lynn: And what do u then?
Pat: Invite u over ;)
Norrie: Rotfl
Lynn: Still, what's so interesting about fishing?
Pat: Maybe they want to be alone for some time?
Norrie: Maybe they need some time off from us? ;)
Lynn: Mine says it's relaxing.
Pat: I relax in the bathtub. I don't need to leave home for a couple of days.
Norrie: I read books. Cheaper than fishing ;)
Lynn: That's another thing! Why does it have to be so expensive?
Pat: Don't know. What u really need is a rod and a line. And that's it.
Norrie: Mine keeps all these insects and bugs in the garage! Eyew!
Lynn: And u allow him to do that?
Norrie: I don't really have a choice. | Lynn is wondering why men are so interested in fishing. |
13828176 | Ken: Hi kiddo! Good morning!
Ken: Had a good sleep? Ready for action?
Philip: Hi Ken! Having breakfast. Mama says I need a big one, cause you won't feed me properly.
Ken: We'll feed you whatever you want: grass, chestnut leaves, rose petals, roots...
Ken: And to drink only water!
Philip: You're kidding, aren't you?
Philip: Mam says that vegetarians are always sick. But you aren't sick, are you?
Philip: Is Thomas going along with us?
Ken: Sure thing!
Philip: Super!!!!
Philip: Can I share the tent with Thomas?
Philip: PLEASE!
Ken: We'll see.
Philip: PLEASE
Ken: Kiddo, get ready. I'm at yours in 20 mins.
Philip: Aye aye sir. | Ken and Thomas are going for a trip with Ken. Ken will come for Philip in 20 minutes. |
13681078 | Natasha: Hi Richard, how are u? what did you do with the students this Wednesday?
Richard: Oh hi, sorry I haven't replied you earlier. We did the second chapter.
Natasha: Do you want me to prepare a test for them?
Richard: there's no need for that, they are having a test with me next Wednesday
Natasha: OK, so I'll start the third chapter with them
Richard: <file_gif>
Natasha: Tom, can you send me the test u made?
Richard: no problem
Natasha: thx
Richard: the first test went ok, but some of them failed miserably
Natasha: the first group is terrible, I feel we're moving through molasses
Richard: really? they wrote the test better than the second group
Natasha: :O for real?
Richard: yep, and the second group always goes slower than the first one
Natasha: if you say so
Natasha: but tbh I prefer the second one, they seem more energetic and active. I hate classes where I feel like a bad stand-uper
Richard: lol
Natasha: OK, so I'll start the 3rd chapter with them and I'll let u know where I managed to get with them
Richard: good luck ;) | Natasha doesn't need to make a test for the students, as Richard is making one next Wednesday. Natasha and Richard have different opinions about the two groups. |
13682546 | Ula: Good evening, could we meet up in order to sign our lease renewal?
Anna: Good evening, yes. Can we meet next week? Which days would be suitable for you?
Ula: Of course, no problem. The best would be Tuesday after 5:30pm or Friday after work
Anna: Unfortunately my schedule after work is packed.
Ula: And what about the weekend?
Anna: Sorry, but we won't be in the city. Perhaps we could sign it over the email?
Ula: Of course, my email is: <file_other>
Anna: Ok, I will send it by the end of the week.
Ula: Thank you. Actually, we also have one more issue :) Recently we have had a problem with the front entrance, the code for opening the doors didn't work and as you know we don't have the key.
Anna: We also don't have the key, otherwise we would have given it to you
Ula: Could we get one from the building's manager?
Anna: I will give him a call tomorrow.
Ula: In case he doesn't have the key, we can ask a neighbor.
Anna: That is a good idea. After you make the key be sure to deduct the cost from your rent. Are there any other problems with the apartment?
Ula: No, the first year here has been great. Hopefully the second will be similar
Anna: I am happy to hear that. Let me know in case of any issues.
Ula: I will be sure to. Have a nice evening :)
Anna: You too :)
Ula: Thank you | Anna will e-mail Ula the lease renewal agreement. Anna will call the building's manager to address Ula's problem with the front door. |
13865084 | Jeff: Let’s all change out nicknames to animals, k?
Sarah: <file_gif>
Charlie: Ms Thomson I wanted to change your nickname but I have no permission :(
Megan: there u go
Charlie: <file_gif>
Brandon: <file_gif>
Megan: any other requests? ;)
Charlie: oh wow
Brandon: <3
Sarah: no, now it’s perfect :D
Jeff: <file_gif>
Megan: <file_gif> | Jeff, Sarah, Charlie and Brandon change their nicknames to animals. Charlie didn't have permission to change Ms. Thomson's nickname. Megan gave him permission. |
13820884 | Marzena: Hi guys, I'll be in London on February!
Jeff: How amazing
Tony: are you coming back for good?
Marzena: no, it's not even that easy now
Marzena: with Brexit...
Tony: oh, c'mon. It may not even happen
Marzena: I'll stay a week, I hope to meet you there
Tony: of course! | Marzena is coming to London for a week in February. She's going to meet Jeff and Tony there. |
13730013 | Philip: <file_photo>
Philip: What do you think about my new shoes?
Monica: You look great!
Monica: Even these pants match
Philip: Great!
Monica: btw have you had your hair cut?
Philip: Yeah, a little
Monica: You look much better that way :)
Philip: Thank you my dear :-)
Monica: You look....
Monica: Hot
Philip: :o | Philip bought new shoes and had his hair cut. Monica likes the way he looks. |
13681807 | Christa: Are you at home? I'm in the Karrs garage and would like to pop in and say good-bye.
Molly: Do come!
Christa: in 20 mins?
Molly: Whenever :) | Christa is in the Karrs garage. She will visit Molly in 20 minutes. |
13810116 | Keith: Hi there kiddo, when are you planning to visit you old parents? :)
Laura: Hey Dad, I'm not sure yet. I've been pretty busy recenlty.There is this big project coming…
Keith: Oh, I understand, all work and no play…XD
Laura: Daad! Don't be mean! You know I treat studying seriously!
Keith: I know, you take after your mum :) By the way I think she bought some b-day gift for you…
Laura: Next Saturday it is then :D
Keith: I'll tell mum, she'll be really happy:)
Laura: And please cook your lasagne! I miss it so badly …
Keith: I'll se what I can do Pumpkin, le'ts stay in touch :) | Laura will visit her parents next Saturday, her mum got her a birthday gift and Keith will cook lasagne for her. |
13680854 | Nancy: i just posted a new video on my channel
Daniel: about?
Nancy: this new primer + daily vlog
Daniel: sounds awesome
Nancy: .........
Daniel: what? :D
Nancy: it is REALLY GOOD
Daniel: ... yea, yea... I’m sure about it :* | Nancy has just posted a new video on her channel. It is about a new primer and her day. Nancy thinks the video is really good. |
13816898-1 | Joziah: That's not the focus I want honestly
Abrielle: What do you mean?
Joziah: The aim
Abrielle: Still. What do you mean?
Joziah: That's why I don't like texting
Joziah: One day I'll explain it to ya
Abrielle: Tell me now
Abrielle: U mean u wanted another photo?
Joziah: Something like that
Abrielle: 👍🏻
Joziah: What?
Abrielle: I knew it
Abrielle: Ok I'm going to sunbathe now
Abrielle: Talk later | Joziah is dissatisfied with how a photo turned out and wants a different one. Abrielle is going to sunbathe. |
13828111 | Zoe: what are you getting Mila for her birthday?
Chloe: dunno, haven't decided yet
Zoe: same here
Zoe: the party is already next week and I still have no idea what to get her
Chloe: I was planning to go shopping on Friday
Chloe: wanna tag along?
Zoe: sure
Zoe: that's actually not a bad idea
Zoe: maybe together we can come up with something
Chloe: great
Chloe: not to mention that I don't like shopping alone
Zoe: same here | Chloe and Zoe are going shopping on Friday in search of birthday present for Mila. |
13715801 | Amy: <file_photo>
Amy: look what I did :(((
Katie: OMG how??
Julia: :O
Julia: shit!
Amy: I was just carrying it to the bedroom and I slipped and... :(((
Katie: noooo
Katie: does it still work though?
Amy: doesn't turn on :((
Katie: shit...
Julia: RIP macbook pro 05.10.2015-09.10.2015
Amy: ...
Julia: sorry :<
Julia: looks really destroyed :(
Katie: yeah...
Amy: thanks :((( | Amy accidentally destroyed her new MacBook. |
13820641 | Chris: What does it mean "embarquement"? Nobody speaks English here
Nancy: boarding, so be careful not to miss this one
Daniel: haha, poor Chris!
Chris: thx | Chris doesn't know what "embarquement" means. Chris can't find a person who speaks English where he is. |
13728861 | Joseph: Hey baby whats happening?
Emma: Nothing just waiting there are so many candidates.. its a panel interview
Joseph: Dont worry ... its all going to be ok... just be confident you will get the job
Emma: i am so nervous its been 9 years i was home i feel useless now
Joseph: Dont be stupid. education and experience do not fade away.. just be confident
Emma: Ok honey
Joseph: believe in yourself and just remember you can do everything in this world.
Emma: Thanks honey for all the moral support it means alot!
Joseph: i want you to be confident like before dont be so self conscious. you were the best and you are the best
Emma: :) love you for everything..
Joseph: love you too babe.. how much time for your turn
Emma: they just called my name ... see ya honey
Joseph: See you babe good luck | Emma is having a job interview. She hasn't worked for 9 years. |
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