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13865049 | Omer: I got the job!!
Patricia: Awesome!!
Pamela: Congratulations!!
Omer: Thanks :*
Pamela: I can't believe you will be working for Donald Trump.
Pamela: I've heard that even his toilet is gold 😍
Pamela: That's classy | Omer got the job. He will be working for Donald Trump. |
13865278 | Lena: guys, what do you think about travelling to North Korea?
Theresa: hmm, I think - a bit crazy!
Lena: but it's always been my dream
Lena: and now there are some travel agencies offering it
Jake: But you understand it's super dangerous, right?
Dan: There were some people arrested during those trips
Dan: for petty things
Dan: like taking pictures of some buildings
Lena: I'm not sure it's that dangerous
Lena: maybe for Americans
Jake: but if anything happens to you there
Jake: there is basically no way to rescue you
Lena: I know, there is a bit of risk
Jake: Would be interesting though
Lena: exactly | Lena wants to travel to North Korea. |
13730599 | Chloe: I'm really worried about Mark
Sienna: Why?
Chloe: He's so stressed recently
Chloe: Things at work aren't going well
Chloe: Lots of people got fired
Sienna: That must be stressful
Sienna: But he's an IT guy, he'll find something new
Chloe: It's not that easy as it seems... | Chloe is worried about Mark. Mark is stressed lately. A lot of people lost their jobs at his work recently. Mark works in IT. |
13864893 | Liam: The best eyeshadow palette?
Jack: Urban Decay
Vicky: No way! Anastasia Beverly Hills is much better! | Vicky and Jack advice Liam on the best eyeshadow palette. Vicky prefers Anastasia Beverly Hills, Jack's favourite is Urban Decay. |
13864907 | Henry: Guys, I need your advice
Norma: about books?
Gordon: hahah, we're a literary critic group apparently
Gordon: and we wanted just to have a booze group
Clark: saaaad, as the classic would say
Norma: read whatever you want! that's my philosophy
Henry: no! I want something good and something Scandinavian!
Norma: classics or modern?
Henry: classics, like what one should know from Scandinavian literature
Gordon: Have you read anything before?
Gordon: hahah, Scandinavian I mean
Henry: nothing!
Gordon: so read Ibsen!
Henry: what exactly?
Norma: anything! all is exquisite!
Henry: ok! | Gordon advises Henry to read Ibsen. |
13828953 | Jack: how's you new job treating ya?
Alex: just great!
Alex: it's all soooo exciting!
Jack: yeah? glad to hear it, man :)
Alex: I never thought that work could be so cool
Jack: well, hold your horses, this is your first week
Jack: :D It's natural that you find everything exciting
Alex: Well, I know but I just feel that it's a job for me!
Jack: Ok then
Jack: when are we celebrating?
Alex: ASAP :D
Alex: <file_gif>
Jack: This Friday?
Alex: you're on! | Alex started a new job this week. Jack and Alex will celebrate this Friday. |
13681602 | Wendy: How about eating out tonight?
Wes: I'd love that!
Wendy: Pizza or pasta?
Wes: Pizza!
Wendy: Pizza Hut or our local pizzeria.
Wes: Let's go for it and Pizza Hut :-) We'll have a nice walk home.
Wendy: Great! I'll wait for you near the book store. I need to buy a new coursebook for Linda's Spanish lessons.
Wes: OK. I may have to stay a bit longer at work. Like 30 min. If so, I'll let you know.
Wendy: Thanks. See you :-)
Wes: See you :-) | Wes and Wendy will eat at Pizza Hut tonight. They'll meet near the book store. |
13818899 | Richard: Wow, exchange babies for dance... definitely broody )))
Danie: Babies have always been at the top spot, just need to find/create the right circumstance for that to occur... Dancing is easier to organise lol
Richard: I've no doubt! - if you're fussy on the father :p
Irene: Babies are great!!!! Listen to your body...maybe it is time to start thinking about becoming a mama
Danie: Not quite that simple lol.
Laura: I know that feeling. I tried for 7 years to have Gabriel. If I had not been with kwadwo I would have done ivf with a donor. Time is precious when it comes to fertility.
Laura: hope you get what you want soon
Irene: Danie it never is
Danie: Street Thank you 😘 | Danie, Richard, Laura and Irene talk about circumstances of getting pregnant. |
13731335-1 | Tracy: Rosie! Help!
Rosie: Whats up?
Tracy: Have you got any felt?
Rosie: What?
Tracy: Felt! for making clothes and art and stuff
Rosie: No of course I don't, why would I have felt?
Tracy: I don't know, you and you arty hobbies surprise me all the time!
Rosie: Hahaha thanks, I think... what do you need it for?
Tracy: I need to make some donkey outfit for work, apparently we are doing a nativity.
Rosie: Isn't that something kids do at school?
Tracy: YES! and my boss at work.
Tracy: Basically I am to be a donkey by next Thursday for the Christmas do at work.
Rosie: Are you sure they are not trying to tell you something?
Tracy: HAHA very funny.
Rosie: Is anyone else invited or are you the only one dressing up?
Tracy: Funny indeed, but my colleagues are also struggling with their outfits. So they are as useless as you when it comes to helping me!
Rosie: Sorry about that, I am useless when it comes to making outfits indeed.
Tracy: Sorry, I didn't mean that in a bad way...
Rosie: Haha I didn't think you did.
Rosie: Coming to think of it, did Sarah not have a donkey outfit for Annabel last year? She is a big kid and you are a little lady so maybe you'll fit in that one? Saves you making something?
Tracy: You are a hero!! I remember that actually, I wonder if she still has it!!
Rosie: Have you got her number?
Tracy: I don't think so.
Rosie: Do you want her number or do you want me to call her?
Tracy: No give me her number, I'll ring her. Do you think she'll mind?
Rosie: Not at all, she'll be happy to help!
Rosie: <file_other>
Rosie: Good luck!
Tracy: Thanks! You're a star! | Tracy has to make a donkey outfit for a nativity play at work. Rosie gives her Sarah's number as she had one. |
13864487 | Warren: look at this cute turtle! <file_photo>
Stacy: ooooh so sweeeet
Whitney: I love turtles <file_gif>
Stacy: now I want a baby turtle <3
Warren: haha
Warren: yeah turtles are
Stacy: especially the little ones <3 | Stacy wants to have a baby turtle. |
13828211 | Sylvia: hello darling. It's time to think about Nelly. She's turning 40 this summer
Pamela: right..; i'm sure you will organize such a nice event! don't you?
Sylvia: you're right. What about a week end , beginning of july or end of june. What do you think?
Pamela: not possible at the end of june, but you'd better ask the girls
Sylvia: i will! It has to be a surprise for her. And a girlish week end only. No men!
Pamela: you're so good at that, what do you have in mind?
Sylvia: London or Paris?
Pamela: why not Greece, she loves Greece! Sea and sun, and she's happy!
Sylvia: yes, but Isa won't be there at that time
Pamela: and what about Cannes with Yoli? She'll be happy to open her flat.
Sylvia: No hard to organize. Laurie told me also about Bruxelles and already send me quite an interesting program
Pamela: tell me more?
Sylvia: cultural places, trendy restaurants and unusual hotels...
Pamela: good job! i'll go next week, give me the adress i could so some tracking
Sylvia: for sure, i'll sent it to you by mail. | Nelly has a fortieth birthday this summer. Sylwia and Pamela are planning a girlish weekend for this occasion. |
13730258-1 | Edgar: Hey Leo
Leo: Hey! Happy to hear from you
Edgar: The pleasure is mine! Are you going to the dinner at Elizabeth's?
Leo: Yeah, sure, she wrote to me the other day.
Edgar: That's great! I'll be happy to see you
Leo: You might be able to see Cameron and Rosie as well
Edgar: Yeah, Elizabeth is throwing a grand party in my honor it seems
Leo: Ha ha ha Indeed
Edgar: I'll see you there then
Leo: Yep. See you soon
Edgar: Cheers
Leo: xx | Edgar and Leo will meet at the party that Elisabeth is throwing in Edgar's honor. |
13680256 | Hilary: we r out of cat food
Hilary: and there's only little of scobs
Brent: got it, I'll order it today
Hilary: great, but they will deliver in 2 days
Brent: right :/
Hilary: I can buy a little
Brent: great, let's do this :) | Hilary and Brent are out of cat food and have only a little amount of scobs. Brent will order it today. Hilary will buy a little bit of those thing to have some until the delivery arrives. |
13809972 | Brooklyn: Have you met my new trainer?
Christopher: Now I havent,
Brooklyn: I will introduce you to him tomorrow
Christopher: What happened to previous one?
Brooklyn: He is just not feeling good
Christopher: We he get better soon
Brooklyn: Hope so :( | Brooklyn will introduce Christopher to his new trainer tomorrow. The previous one is ill. |
13820132 | Evelyn: im thinking of getting some yoga
Camber: oh sounds cool i cld join u
Evelyn: cool
Alcott: oh gals u and yoga. sry but ...
Norman: i thought of the same
Evelyn: shut up you two!
Camber: exctly! you know nothin
Alcott: thatd be a laugh tho
Norman: yeah lets go & take a look hey?
Evelyn: we not gonna tell you when and where we going so now bloody way!
Camber: absolutely!
Norman: thats not fair!
Alcott: yeah you can always come to see our practice
Camber: which is the most boring experience one may imagine
Norman: thats because u know absolutely nothing about curling
Alcott: if u expect yoga more excitin well
Evelyn: its not about exciting its healthy
Camber: for mind and body
Evelyn: in a nutshell!
Norman: well good luck you two, but im tellin ya, nor 4u!
Camber: shut it | Evelyn and Camber will attend yoga classes. Norman and Alcott are making fun of them. |
13830086 | Maggie: Hey Jess, I met someone!
Jessica: Hey Mag, really? OMG, who's the lucky guy?
Maggie: His name is Kyle.
Maggie: I met him online.
Jessica: Wow, that's brave.
Jessica: I didn't think u were the online dating type.
Maggie: B/c I'm not :D
Maggie: I was quite reluctant to the idea.
Jessica: Yeah, today u never really know who u can meet online.
Jessica: The fake identities and all...
Maggie: That's true. Anne finally convinced me.
Maggie: I wrote with a few guys. And finally Kyle messaged me.
Jessica: How long before u guys met in person?
Maggie: Well it took about 2 wks of messaging.
Maggie: And he asked me out for coffee.
Maggie: And we've been seeing each other for 3 months now.
Jessica: That's wonderful news :)
Jessica: Where's he from?
Maggie: He's from Toronto.
Maggie: He works as a computer scientist.
Jessica: You need to bring him by so John and I can meet him!
Maggie: I'd love to.
Maggie: And I'm sure Kyle will be delighted to meet you. He's a real ppl person :)
Jessica: Great, let us know when you'll stop by :)
Maggie: Will do. TTYS! :) | Maggie has been dating Kyle for 3 months. They met online. Maggie will come to Jessica's and John's place to introduce them to Kyle. |
13865291 | Gabi: I saw this gorgeous man in the subway....
Linda: That one???
Gabi: Yes!!
Petunia: OMG did you follow him?
Gabi: He got off at the Piccadilly Circus
Gabi: I was in a hurry to get to work
Gabi: Couldn't follow him
Gabi: But I studied him carefully
Gabi: he's pure perfection | Gabi saw a man on the subway. |
13730447 | Daniel: FR at home, girls biking to Jullou, me in Granille
Ted: i'm in kairon
Daniel: meeting at home at 7pm
Ted: ok. some news?
Daniel: done with 38 points, grade 4,2
Ted: welldone
Ted: keys (pink link) in the basement
Daniel: we're in
Ted: see you | Daniel will see Ted at home at 7 pm. Daniel got 38 points, grade 4,2. |
13681936 | Jill: Did you see this guy, who sat next to you at the movies?
Claire: I sure did. He was some half a meter away.
Jill: And what do you think?
Claire: He was all right, I suppose.
Jill: Come on, Claire.
Claire: What?
Jill: The man was gorgeous.
Claire: Maybe. But the movie was a piece of shit.
Jill: Was it? By the way, I forgot the title.
Claire: Gone with the wind, you genius. | A handsome man was sitting next to Claire in the cinema when they were watching Gone with the wind. |
13828885 | Matt: Hi mate, do you the Multisport card where you work?
Jack: Yeah, why're you asking?
Matt: I'd need one from March on.
Jack: Oh, but I can't fix you one as I don't have any myself. | Jack's company gives Multisport cards to employees. Matt needs one from March. Jack doesn't owe a Multisport. |
13682088 | Laurie: Can you get me some gum and a Coke?
Lizzy: I thought you didn't want anything.
Laurie: I changed my mind. I'm sooooooo thirsty!
Lizzy: Ok, I just hope I have enough.
Laurie: Thanks, I'll owe you back of course. | Lizzy is buying Laurie gum and Coke. |
13864525 | Terry: are you going to the Polish party?
Pieter: yes, free vodka, right?
Laurent: exactly! | Pieter is going to the Polish party. There will be free vodka. |
13730113 | Pete: Did you let the cat out?!!!
Jane: Yes. Why?
Pete: You weren't supposed to let him out. He's injured and under house arrest. That's is not good enough. I thought that you're responsible! Grrrr! | Jane let the cat out. Pete is very angry. |
13829820 | Annie: hi, how are you? we haven't talked in a while
Jesse: oh hi, I'm fine!
Jesse: it's just I've been hella busy with uni stuff. you?
Annie: I'm good. I've already taken all the exams, so I was thinking we could catch up, but if you're not free, don't worry about it
Jesse: no, no, I'm almost done - I have my last exam tomorrow, so how about after that?
Annie: sounds great to me. call me when you're done, then? | Annie would like to meet up with Jesse. Jesse is free after her last exam tomorrow. |
13716780 | Hugh: I hope you will be hungry tomorrow 😜
Vanessa: Hugh! ❤ that looks awesome
Jerry: Wow, you are only cooking for 6 😂
Hugh: I know 😂 not good in quantity haha! At least guys won’t have to retain themselves
Dominic: much appreciated 👍
Abigail: Looks awesome! But I think I would need to use my own slow cooker when it’s my turn | Hugh is cooking for 6 people. |
13682285 | Elijah: hi. Could you tell me what time is the last bus?
Isabel: I think about 7.30.
Elijah: ok, I should manage then.
Isabel: you have to! | Elijah is hoping to catch 7.30 bus. |
13716494 | Mario: Okay, so I created this group to invite you for a dinner, guys. It's been a while and I wanted to celebrate nothing. Just our friendship :)
Helen: Oh, Mario, so nice of you!
Kate: I missed you, guys!
Mati: How long has it been? Like 6 years? How did you find us all?
Mario: It took me a while! Well, some of you change phone numbers but we still have Facebook!
Karl: Hey there!
June: Sweet, I can't wait to get wasted with you guys like we used to HAHAHA
Kate: <file_gif>
Mati: So where are you guys right now? I know Meredith is back in Texas.
Helen: New Jersey
Kate: Williamsburg
Karl: I moved to Boston.
Mario: I can't believe we haven't seen each other for so long. We need to catch up!
Helen: When you're free? I have a big garden, maybe a BBQ?
Karl: Well, I need to get to NY in 2 weeks. What about 15 Sept?
June: Fine with me.
Kate: Me too.
Mati: I'm in!
Mario: Sounds like we have place and time!
Kate: Incredible! I thought I'd have been more difficult!
Karl: <file_photo> remember this? I still have it on my phone!
June: Woooo, what a great pic! Where was it? Croatia?
Mati: I think Italy, near Lecce! | Mario, Helen, Kate, Mati, Karl, and June are going to have a BBQ in Helen's garden on 15 September. Helen lives in New Jersey now, Kate in Williamsburg, Karl in Boston and Meredith in Texas |
13728196 | Roger: What's up bro, haven't heard from you in a while.
Ben: Hey hey! Yeah I've been a little off the radar lately :p
Roger: Busy with the flying course?
Ben: Exactly.. I actually just landed, everyting went smooth and did 6 landings.
Roger: That's sooo cool :D Mr.Captain ahhaah
Ben: Not yet, but soon 😏
Roger: Well I couldn't do such a thing, too much responsability in my hands..
Ben: ahaah it's not everyone I guess. And how are you?
Roger: I'm good thanks for asking. Selling cars as usual and business is doing great!
Ben: Glad to hear that 👍 I heard there's a new model being announced for next month.
Roger: That's going to be a major boost in sales for sure, the car is just beautiful and performance wise is ridiculous.
Ben: Uhuh exciting!
Roger: I have been meaning to ask if, are you planning any holiday trip this year?
Ben: Indeed I am bro. Thinking about going to Ibiza, never been there and it looks awesome.
Roger: Of course it's awesome, you got the beach, sun, girls, mad parties every day and night, who doesn't wanna go? xD´
Ben: Seems like someone's been there..
Roger: ahaah nah but some friends went there and that was their description of the place :p
Ben: Sounds like I should really go then ehehe. If you wanna join me I haven't talked with anyone else about it yet 💪
Roger: Oh yeah! Exactly my plan, it's been ages since our last trip say whaaaaat.
Ben: ahahahah getting excited about this! I'll call you later so we can talk better about it alright?
Roger: Alright! Talk to you later dude. | Ben's training to become a professional pilot. Roger sells cars and the business is thriving. Roger asks Ben about his plans for this year's holiday and they agree to go to Ibiza together. |
13729244 | Ella: Could you buy some bread?
Nathan: multigrain or wholewheat?
Ella: never wholewheat!
Nathan: hahah, ok! | Nathan will buy some multigrain bread. |
13715784 | Gina: Who’s waiting for 4 day weekend?
Kevin: I am! ;)
Emma: Friday night hurry up please!
Ben: no work for 4 days!!!
Gina: bad week at work?
Ben: yeah, something like that
Kelly: So glad it’s almost Friday!
Emma: the countdown to friday!
Kevin: 6 o’clock come quicker! | A 4-day weekend is coming up. Kevin, Emma, Ben and Kelly are looking forward to it. |
13819083 | Fabian: guys, we're seeing each other on the match tomorrow, am I right?
Max: yep
Albert: sure
Fabian: I suggest going to some pub to watch it, what do you think? at some places they've got nice and huge TVs, and we can also eat and drink
Max: wanna know who's got a huge TV? ME. so we can meet at my place and drink liters of beer and eat tones of food and spend less money
Max: and have more privacy
Albert: sounds really cool, if that won't be a problem then I'd come
Fabian: hmmm actually you're right...so what time?
Max: what time does it start?
Albert: 8:45pm
Max: hmmmmm come to my place at 7, we'll make a before party and prepare some food, even a dinner, ribs or whatever
Albert: cooooooooool
Fabian: ok I agree, I can buy the meat
Albert: and I can buy alcohol!!!! at least the first round hahahah
Max: cool, settled then. | Fabian, Max and Albert are meeting tomorrow on the match at Max's place. Fabian and Albert will come at 7. Fabian will buy the meat, Albert alcohol and Max will cook. |
13862728 | Tina: Gosh... Charlie is sick again :( :( :(
Tina: I'm sooo tired...
Maggie: :(
Maggie: I believe you are
Maggie: what's wrong now?
Tina: He was quite ok already
Tina: Just some running nose and sore throat
Tina: And last night fever again
Tina: He woke up crying
Maggie: are you going to see the doctor?
Tina: Tomorrow
Maggie: do you need any help?
Tina: No, thanks, we're fine
Maggie: let me know if you need anything
Tina: OK thank you :*
Tina: Sara is coming here on Thursday, I was hoping to spend a day with her :/
Tina: But I guess we'll just stay at home :( | Charlie is ill. Tina will see a doctor tomorrow. Sara is visiting Tina on Thursday. |
13728576 | Jasna: What your children are doing?
Bojana: David is crying instantly.
Jasna: And Damir?
Bojana: He is working some drawing.
Jasna: He like to drawing?
Bojana: Yes, he like drawing very much.
Jasna: What he like to draw?
Bojana: Automobiles, he is crazy for automobiles.
Jasna: Good.
Bojana: Sometimes, he draw our family.
Jasna: Aha.
Bojana: Sometime he draw me, width a hair and glasses.
Jasna: Good, children are growing. | Bojana's son David cries all the time and the other son Damir likes drawing automobiles and his family. |
13594118-1 | Matt: Do you want to go for date?
Agnes: Wow! You caught me out with this question Matt.
Matt: Why?
Agnes: I simply didn't expect this from you.
Matt: Well, expect the unexpected.
Agnes: Can I think about it?
Matt: What is there to think about?
Agnes: Well, I don't really know you.
Matt: This is the perfect time to get to know eachother
Agnes: Well that's true.
Matt: So let's go to the Georgian restaurant in Kazimierz.
Agnes: Now your convincing me.
Matt: Cool, saturday at 6pm?
Agnes: That's fine.
Matt: I can pick you up on the way to the restaurant.
Agnes: That's really kind of you.
Matt: No problem.
Agnes: See you on saturday.
Matt: Yes, looking forward to it.
Agnes: Me too. | Matt invited Agnes for a date on Saturday evening. They are going to Georgian restaurant. He's picking her up. |
13864916 | Kate: Charger anyone? URGENT
Jim: iPhone?
Kate: No
Sara: I have one with normal usb
Sara: meet u in the kitchen | Sara will lend Kate a charger. |
13812738 | Gina: so what r u doing for the holidays?
Celia: not gonna go home, it's too expensive
Celia: so I'll probably just cook a bunch and veg for a few days
Gina: can I come over? :D
Gina: xmas in PJs sounds awesome
Celia: sure!!!
Gina: I promise to make pie :) | Gina doesn't go home for Christmas. She will stay and cook. Gina will join her. Gina will bake a pie. |
13681426 | Will: Jane, I need your help.
Jane: What's up?
Will: We need to book some nice place for Xmas party. I have no idea what to suggest this year. Last year it was so great that it'll be difficult to satisfy everyone's high expectations.
Jane: You mean boss's lofty expectations.
Will: I do.
Jane: In fact, people don't really need any posh place to have fun. It's him who expects the unforgettable.
Will: That's why I need you.
Jane: I'll think about it. Give me half an hour.
Will: OK. Write to me any time. I can't concentrate on anything anyway.
Jane: Was he so intimidating?
Will: Worse.
Jane: Ok. I'm not asking. I'll get back to you in a while.
Will: Ok. Waiting.
Jane: What about that?
Jane: <file_photo>
Jane: <file_video>
Will: Looks good.
Jane: Good? It's fantastic. Have a look at the menu!
Will: I know. To me it's out of this world. But it's about HIM!
Jane: HE will like it too :-)
Will: How can you be so sure?
Jane: Intuition :-)
Will: Ok. Thanks Jane. I'll put it forward.
Jane: Good luck!
Will: Thanks! | Jane helps Will find a place for the Christmas party that would satisfy his demanding boss. |
13865122 | Kelly: My neighbour is drilling
Kelly: Since 7 am in the morning
Kelly: I cannot work like that
Gerda: Have you talked to him?
Kelly: Yes
Kelly: "Sorry madam, I need to finish this today"
Betty: I'm working in the coffee shop
Betty: Wanna join me?
Kelly: Ok
Kelly: Are you at Regents Street?
Betty: You know me
Kelly: I'll be there in 15 minutes
Gerda: Maybe I'll also join you
Kelly: Yes! | Kelly's neighbour has been drilling since 7 a.m. She can't work at home. She'll join Betty at a coffee shop in Regents Street in 15 minutes. Gerda will join them as well. |
13728450 | Chris: do you have plans for the weekend of September 3rd-4th?
Noah: mmm, nothing really concrete, what's up
Chris: well, I was thinking flying out to Berlin that weekend
Noah: ha, ok, just a casual weekend trip to Germany for the weekend, no biggie
Chris: no I'm serious man, tickets are wicked cheap and this awesome band is playing there that weekend
Noah: Dude, I really don't have money
Noah: that broke life has got me beat
Chris: it won't be expensive, I have a friend we can stay with
Noah: ya ok, well I'm pretty sure the tickets are the most expensive part
Chris: o ho ho, well Im glad you brought that up, cause not even!
Chris: check this out!
Chris: <file_other>
Chris: 50 bucks!
Noah: wtf that's so cheap
Chris: uhh yeah exactly, some Black friday deal
Noah: well damn, that's really cheap, ha now you've got me intrigued
Chris: WHAT?! I thought that would be all the convincing you'd need!
Chris: What else is there to think about?!
Noah: ha nothing nothing, but I just want to check I don't have anything going on for sure
Chris: Alrigh, well lemme know quick, I wanna buy these before the prices go up
Noah: ok, I'll let you know by the end of the day
Chris: yeah you better, or I'm asking Will if he wants to go | Chris wants to go to Berlin that weekend as there is a Black Friday deal on concert tickets. Noah will let Chris know by the end of the day. |
13810062 | Lee: So, not a fan of democracy, then? Well, I've heard Russia is great time this of year!
Jo: It is actually! :) Lee, democracy is not perfect system! Take Brazil as an example! Chaos!!!\
Lee: Would you like to propose a better system then?
Jo: Yes - a republican, representative electoral system.
Lee: Why is it so?
Jo: One there is minus the House of Lords.
Lee: Anything else?
Jo: And one where voters take responsibility for founding out facts and standing by the decisions they make would be a great start.
Lee: What you've just described is the way the referendum was organised.
Jo: Exactly.
Lee: So let's respect the will of majority, ok?
Jo: I don't agree with it nor i have to like it.
Lee: That's your right to have your own opinion. | Lee and Jo discuss democracy. Jo prefers a republican system, he doesn't agree with the referendum. |
13818901 | Tim: Hi sis, hi bro, here's some pics of my trip to Albania
Tom: Cool!
Tim: <file_photo>
Tom: Is that really you? Hahaha!
Tam: Is that some kind of traditional dress?
Tim: Yep
Tam: Nice!
Tim: <file_photo>
Tam: Ok, that's you and Jackie. And who's the other girl?
Tim: Ilva, an Albanian girl we met at the hotel
Tam: Ok.
Tom: Pretty cute ;) | Tim shows Tom and Tam his pics of his trip to Albania. |
13828658 | Henry: could you remind me the date we have our appointment?
Barry: Saturday 8 am in my office.
Henry: thanks you. I book my cab for saturday morning.
Barry: don't be late! | Barry and Henry have their appointment at Barry's office on Saturday at 8 am. |
13594094-1 | Ann: Oh, I love the pictures! Sorry for responding late, but travelling was a busy time!
Brian: Back home again?
Ann: Yep, We've just arrived.
Brian: Cool. Listen to that: we bought an old camper van last week!
Ann: Really? Wow, that sounds great! Scooby doo style?
Brian: Ahahaha exactly! We are planning to take off south for a couple of months.
Ann: Escaping from winter, huh?
Brian: Word! Well, we may be passing through Poland, but nothing is set yet.
Ann: You can always stay a few days with us and then continue south, you are always welcome!
Brian: Thanks, that'd be cool.
Ann: How is Pieter? Will he work during your journey?
Brian: He's fine, superexcited about the road trip. And yeah, he can work while travelling.
Ann: I wish I could do the trip with you, guys.
Brian: Think about it! We can always squeeze you two in the camper! | Ann has just come back from her travels. Brian bought a camper van and he's going south for a few months. He can stay with Ann for a few days if he passes through Poland. Ann regrets not being able to join him for the trip. |
13829924 | Ben: What time is the landing?
Melanie: 6.45 but remember it may be late
Ben: But now everything’s ok?
Melanie: Yes the gate was open exactly at the expected time
Ben: Ok, so I’ll be there waiting, see you soon | Melanie will land at 6.45. The gate was open as expected. Ben will be waiting for her. |
13829917 | Meagan: potatoes and meat for lunch?
Tommy: wha meat?
Meagan: meatballs?
Tommy: <3
Meagan: ok ;D | Meagan and Tommy will have potatoes and meat balls for lunch. |
13611463-1 | Ben: Morning. Are you the creator of the video "Funny cats compliation #23 you'll die laughing"?
Samantha: Yes. Do you like it?
Ben: You're gonna need a lawyer, mate.
Samantha: What's the problem?
Ben: One of them cats in the video is my cat, Tibbles and I didn't give no permission to use that clip and I'm gonna sue you.
Samantha: Your cat is gonna sue me?
Ben: No, stupid. I am. Cats don't sue people. Their owners do.
Samantha: I'm sure we can come to some arrangement. Which cat is it?
Ben: The black and white one falling into the bath at 2:25.
Samantha: I'm afraid you must be mistaken. I know that cat. It belongs to my neighbour who gave me the footage.
Ben: Aha. It's OK, then. Sorry to bother you. | Samantha made a video "Funny cats compilation #23 you'll die laughing", which supposedly features Ben's cat Tibbles. As Samantha hadn't asked Ben for permission to use the image, Ben is going to sue her. Samantha finds out it isn't Ben's cat, but her neighbour's, who gave her the footage. |
13612311 | Lorrie: Jen, look at this pic!! <file_photo>
Jen: Is that a ring I see??
Lorrie: Yup, Jack proposed last night!
Jen: OMG Are you serious??
Lorrie: He took me to Niagara Falls. I kind of new what it was all about, but I went along with you. He asked me to where something nice and he was all dressed up too.
Jen: Did you guys spend the night there?
Lorrie: Yeah, we went there Fri night and we got back today. I know Niagara Falls is a little cliché, but :)
Jen: I'm so happy for you!!! So, when's the big day??
Lorrie: We haven't decided yet. Probably spring or early summer, but I'm starting to panic already!!! The venue, dress, cake, band...
Jen: If you want I can help you plan everything!! I helped plan my sister's wedding and she said I should be a wedding planner LOL
Lorrie: That would be amazing! I need someone like you. I have no idea where to start.
Jen: Well, first you need to book the venue, and I mean like ASAP
Lorrie: I know, I know. Remember that nice place near Old Mill? I'd love to have it there.
Jen: Wouldn't we all! That place probably costs a ton! We can try if you want, though. It's good to have a few places picked out, then we'll start calling.
Lorrie: That's what they say. Can you come over tonight? I'd love to get a heads start on it.
Jen: Sure, you can tell me all the details of last night too!!
Lorrie: :) Wouldn't you like to know. Do you know where The Keg restaurant is? It's overlooking the falls. But he didn't propose there. He was very discreet about it. Actually, I was surprised that he didn't do it there until he surprised me in the hotel room.
Jen: You know Jack, always full of surprises. So, he proposed in the hotel room, did he get down on one knee?
Lorrie: Yes, but I'll tell you all about it when I come over, ok?
Jen: Ok, ok, I'll be there after dinner, probably around 6
Lorrie: Ok, I'll be waiting. If you have something to drink, bring it over.
Jen: Ok, see ya.
Lorrie: Bye | Jack proposed to Lorrie during their stay at Niagara Falls last night. They went there on Friday night and got back today. The wedding date is still unknown. Jen offers help in the wedding's organization. Jen and Lorrie will meet around 6 o'clock. |
13817919 | Jessie: I'm here!!!
Jessie: the flat is nice
Jim: and your flatmates?
Jessie: I've only seen one, a Korean girl
Jim: :)
Jessie: Her name is Jee and she has crazy kitchen equipment
Jim: that's a good one to have around :D
Jessie: okay I'm gonna unpack a little more
Jim: keep in touch :* | Jessie is unpacking at her new flat. She has met her Korean flatmate, Jee. Jee owns a lot of kitchen equipment. |
13682060 | Rob: Shit! I forgot Bella’ birthday!
Richie: You in big trubble!
Rob: I’m so dead!
Richie: LOL!
Rob: Not funny!
Richie: This is going to be expensive brah! | Rob forgot about Bella's birthday. Richie says Rob's in trouble. |
13731265 | Issac: I love you
Jayda: Stop it
Issac: Please, I made a mistake, try to forgive me
Jayda: It’s over, don’t bother me anymore
Issac: You are everything to me…
Jayda: If I was, you wouldn’t have done that | Issac is asking for Jayda's forgiveness. He made a mistake. |
13818805 | Jacob: I have a surprise for you
Miles: ho ho whaat?
Greg: For me too?
Jacob: Both of you! I'm on my way home, be prepared for some drinking too
Greg: But I work tomorrow
Jacob: I am too, so is Miles
Greg: well then:D | Jacob's coming home and wanted to have a drink, but Greg and Miles are working tomorrow. |
13682448 | Monica: Jessica has a boyfriend?!?! WHAT?
Jasmine: yes, she does, finally - I talked to her about it last week
Monica: no way... who is he?!
Jasmine: yeah, she is sooo in love , well I don't know much really, he is a fireman and that's it
Monica: can't believe it
Jasmine: hahaha yeah, me neither, i don't really talk to her that much anymore to be honest | Jessica has a boyfriend finally. He is a fireman. Monica can't believe it, neither Jasmine. |
13818926 | Matthew: any of those on here talking about watching videos, listening to tunes or laughing at stuff have clearly never had a full on impending doom, thought looping, time dilated, paranoid, depersonalization attack from doing too much weed.
Matthew: I know at least 2 people who have suffered protracted post hallucinogen perception disorder from cannabis use and many others who spend their days in a zombified apathetic state smoking it all day..
Matthew: it is not a remotely harmless drug despite all the people on here trying to be edgy and cool... i’d goes as far as saying LSD and psilocybin are safer mentally.
Rick: Have you been watching Reefer Madness?
Robert: Matthew, ahhh or we just had that sober as children and moved past it like normal folks eventually realizing that we are going to die and doom is impending and that’s fine.
Basia: Psilocybin is famously extremely safe, so yes, it's very possible that it and LSD are both safer than marijuana. Nevertheless, the risk of serious problems from moderate marijuana use is pretty low for most healthy adults. Not zero risk, but pretty low risk for _most_ people.
Rick: Matthew, I only heard of positive effects of marijuana: relax, unwind, de-stress, relax, unwind, de-stress...
Daniel: Basia, healthy adults are low risk true but most peer reviewed studies show a high risk in users 21 and under.Easy to get caught up in the debate always trust the science.
Seamie: Matthew, You're clueless
Matthew: Huh? | LSD and psilocybin are safer to use than cannabis. Marijuana has many positive effects and is pretty safe to use for healthy adults. |
13729569 | Tracy: Geeez! (angry sigh)
Samuel: Anything the matter?
Tracy: Yeah. I'm on the bus.
Samuel: And?
Tracy: Was supposed to be at school like 20 minutes ago.
Samuel: So what happened?
Tracy: Well, traffic happened
Samuel: But that's unusual
Tracy: I know, but still.
Samuel: How far have you got?
Tracy: 2 stops or so.
Samuel: CU soon then. | Tracy is running late to school because of the traffic jam. Tracy will see Samuel soon. |
13612110 | Dorothy: Are you still thinking of ordering a pizza?
Ben: Yes. There are 4 people for a pizza. Are you in? I need to order by 12.30.
Dorothy: I'm in. I think I'll starve on this green diet.Make sure there is extra cheese :-)
Ben: Will do :-)
Dorothy: Thx. You're my saviour :-) Let me know when the pizza guy gets here.
Ben: Sure. | Ben orders a pizza with friends. Dorothy wants to join. He needs to order by 12.30. Dorothy wants extra cheese. |
13681379 | Sarah: still mad?
Alex: A bit.
Sarah: what can I do to make u forgive me?
Alex: Dunno, just don’t ignore me next time.
Sarah: r u free at 12?
Alex: Yes, why?
Sarah: let’s go grab some lunch and talk.
Alex: OK | Sarah and Alex will grab lunch at 12 to talk and make up. |
13611961 | Pauline: Hi Charlotte hope u r feeling better today... did you get to the docs in the end?
Charlotte: Hiya yes I manged to get an appointment for Friday morning, hopefully they will manage to get me looked at by the hospital xxx
Pauline: thats good then, are you seeing Dr Janner? xx
Charlotte: not sure who I am booked with, they did say I may have to wait for a while, but as long as I get looked at I dont care lol xxx
Pauline: I know how you feel, some times it takes so long you are just desperate to be seen by anyone... even the receptionist with an aspirin would do lol xxx
Charlotte: Shall I pop over for a cuppa when I get out of the docs? U can show me that pattern you were talking about xxx | Charlotte has a doctor's appointment on Friday morning. She's not sure which doctor will look at her. |
13829612 | Adam: Hey, how are you :)
Todd: Good, good - how bout you?
Adam: great actually :) I'm moving to a new apartment this weekend :)
Todd: Awesome - and it's long overdue :)
Adam: Yeah, I know my place is a dump, no need to remind me :)
Todd: well, honesty is the foundation of any friendship :D Anyway you know I loved your place but it was no Ritz Carlton for sure :)
Adam: Lol :) yeah, good memories but I can finally afford something bigger. Which actually brings me to the point - I need you to be my getaway driver :)
Todd: Haha, thought so :)
Adam: your dad still has that old van?
Todd: yeah, he still does :) No idea why still keeps it around
Todd: But surprisingly it is still in one piece :)
Adam: Brilliant! You think you could borrow it for the weekend?
Todd: sure, you know my dad likes you :) And I assume you want me to help with moving?
Adam: well, I didn't want to bother you, but since you mention it it would be a great help and a very nice gesture :)
Todd: Lol, smooth talker as always :) When do you want to start? Saturday morning?
Adam: I was actually thinking about Friday evening...
Todd: Sorry, I'm working late on Friday... But I can be there at 9 am on Saturday
Adam: Ok, in that case I will pack everything into boxes and prepare some stuff on Friday. This will save us some time
Todd: Great, so it's a date :)
Adam: Lol, sure is :) | Adam is moving to a bigger apartment this weekend. He wants Todd to borrow a car and help him move. Todd is working late on Friday. They will meet on Saturday at 9am. Adam will prepare some stuff earlier. |
13828015 | Renee: <file_other>
Renee: doesn't look that bad doesn't it:D
Katie: whaaaa
Katie: it looks fucking amazing!!
Katie: is there like ANYTHING you can't do??
Renee: :)
Katie: I didn't even think it was you!
Katie: I thought it was some professional dancer!
Katie: only at the end there's your face up close
Renee: ^^
Katie: shit
Katie: amazing, really
Renee: thanks :))
Renee: i didn't think it looks that good until they recorded us :D
Katie: why?
Katie: I mean why did they record?
Renee: some ppl couldn't remember the steps and the instructor asked me to dance with him
Renee: so they could record him with a partner
Katie: i see
Katie: really i didn't realise you were so good:D
Renee: thanks again:D you know the instructor adds like a billion points to my presence:D and it's the Waltz, so even more ;)
Katie: shit i wouldn't even know it's the waltz xD | Renee was recorded dancing Waltz with her instructor. Katie thinks she looks like a professional. |
13731489 | Henning: You wanna hear something weird?
Max: yes, always!
Henning: Recently somehow we talked about waiters/waitresses. And the Louis's interpretation was that in Italy they are so nice, because they are so lowly and cannot afford to be demanding and have to be servile, basically.
Henning: And in France they are arrogant, because they can afford it.
Henning: Somehow, because their status is higher.
Max: LOL. Another beautiful theory - nationalist in its core, after all.
Henning: And I agree with neither the first nor the second assessment.
Max: me neither. Being honest I don't see huge differences throughout Europe. It happens to me to meet a very nice waiter here and there, and grumpy people as well
Henning: No, so far i find Italian waiters much nicer and much less professional than in Germany. But I wouldn't venture any theories about the countries.
Max: Jakob (the Slovene) told me after coming back from Berlin that waiters there are so much less nice than here in Italy. While Jakob (the Pole) always complains about them being so rude in comparison with Poland.
Henning: Berlin is a big city though
Max: And I am starting to think that all those theories say more about their authors than about the waiters and the countries. They are always nationally framed, which is stupid
Henning: Maybe. Also our position, when I am in a restaurant in Germany I am often with my family, in Italy with a bunch of fun young, foreign people.
Max: Paris is a different world than Bretagne I assume. In a small village. Of course, there is more of talking, touching, joking in Italy. But people in Germany, in Landshut are also more talkative than in Munich. That's all, I believe. Aaso it depends how touristic the place is, etc.
Max: It's also about the general culture of eating out, talking to waiters, anonymity of the big city.
Max: Especially between societies as diverse and generally as similar as France and Italy, just think about Genova and Nice!
Max: just bullshit! Luis is so communists but keeps blushing conservative and nationalist stuff.
Max: And in Poland they are sometimes super nice - new American-style capitalist and servile and sometimes the "communist" remnants.Throwing your plate in front of you with a hostile "proszĘ" with a long accent on the hiper-correct "ę".
Max: And then one is confused about his/her judgements and builds new ones. But maybe we just don't need to read everything through this national framework. I agree that there is a lot about it, or about culture/climate/language/whatever, but we just exaggerate all the time.
Max: even me! The single biggest anti-nationalist of Europe 🤣
Henning : Hehe, you got passionate!
Max: a bit | Max thinks that waiters/waitresses shouldn't be framed by their nationality. |
13862301 | Nathan: I'm kinda bored
Nathan: do you have any new anime that you can recommend?
Jake: obviously :)
Jake: just remind me what kind of anime are you interested in?
Nathan: something light and funny
Nathan: rather contemporary or fantasy settings
Nathan: not a big fan of sci-fi
Jake: did you watch anything from this fall/winter setup?
Nathan: not yet
Jake: good, that leaves us with some nice options
Jake: first of all probably my favorite new entry "That time I got reincarnated as a slime"
Jake: the title says all about it
Nathan: that's a silly name
Jake: well yeah but the anime is great
Jake: it has some darker scenes but most of the time it ticks all of your boxes
Jake: light, funny and fantasy setting
Nathan: sounds interesting
Jake: it is, trust me :)
Nathan: anything else?
Jake: you can try "Zombieland Saga"
Nathan: not a big fan of zombies
Jake: me neither
Jake: but that's an anime about girls raised as zombies to form a j-pop idol group
Jake: if that doesn't sell you on it then I don't know what would :P
Nathan: well if you put it that way
Nathan: I'll take a look at it :)
Jake: just try those two and if it won't work, I'll just recommend something else :)
Nathan: sure, thanks!
Jake: np and have fun watching! | Nathan asked Jake about new anime titles that would be light, funny and fantasy-based. Jake recommended him two titles: "That time I got reincarnated as a slime" and "Zombieland Saga". |
13820168 | Josephine: What do you want to eat tonight?
Jerry: All is good mum
Chris: I would love to eat some meat
Josephine: I wanted to make baked duck
Jerry: Awesome!
Chris: Cool. Thanks mum :*
Josephine: The dinner will be ready at 7. | Josephine will bake a duck for tonight's dinner at 7.00 with Chris and Jerry. |
13611934 | Nick: Hello Professor Thomas.
Thomas: Hello Nick. Anything I can do for you?
Nick: Yes. I was absent last class and I have a question about Friday's quiz. Will it cover Chapter 7?
Thomas: The quiz will cover chapters 4 through 6.
Nick: Ok, so genetic mutations will not be included, correct?
Thomas: Well, we covered some of that material in chapter 6, so you can expect something on that?
Nick: Ok, I understand. And how about mitosis?
Thomas: Nick, I suggest you read chapters 4 through 6.
Nick: I know, but I was away last class and sometimes you hand out additional materials.
Thomas: Yes, there was an additional handout, but please contact one of your peers to get a copy.
Nick: Ok, will do. Thank you very much, and sorry to bother you with these texts.
Thomas: No problem. Take care and we'll see you Friday.
Nick: Ok, have a great afternoon.
Thomas: Thank you, the same to you. | Nick asks Thomas about Friday's quiz. It will cover chapters 4 through 6. Nick will contact his peers to get additional materials. |
13828370 | Luke: I really suck at this game
Ryan: welcome to my world friend ;)
Luke: I don't understand it
Luke: usually I'm pretty good with such games
Ryan: you'll get used to it
Ryan: after all you just started
Ryan: others have tons of experience
Luke: maybe you're right
Luke: it's just frustrating to die over and over again
Luke: sometimes I feel that I'm waiting for respawn much more than I'm actually playing
Ryan: what do you want me to say?
Ryan: I feel that way with every multiplayer game
Luke: stick with single player ;)
Ryan: I'm trying :P
Ryan: but there are interesting games without single player mode
Ryan: and I want to try those as well
Ryan: there's always a chance that I will suck less at one of them ;)
Luke: good luck with that ;)
Luke: I know how you play so that will be hard :P
Ryan: you see, I even suck at my own expectations :P
Luke: you used to play quite a bit of FPS games
Luke: so I don't know why you got so bad at it
Ryan: I'm getting older ;)
Ryan: not to mention that I don't have the time to put hours into grinding and getting better ;)
Luke: priorities, we all have to choose between being really good at video games and having a life ;)
Ryan: RL for me
Ryan: all the way ;)
Luke: smart choice :P | Luke is surprised to be so bad at the new game. Ryan is always bad at multiplayer games. He doesn't have time to play and instead he chooses real life. |
13821721 | Matt: Good job Suzi
Suzi: Thanks Matt
Shayla: Ya Suzi congrats on your project!
Shayla: Our client lovedd it! 🤗
Suzi: Haha hard work pays off thanks pals! | Suzi did a great job on her project at work. |
13612322 | Susan: Dad! What are you getting mom for her birthday?
Peter: I'm not sure yet, sweetheart. What are you doing?
Susan: So Rachel and I were thinking about getting in on a gift together, so we can get her something nice. Would you want to do that with us?
Peter: Possibly, depends on what you were thinking of getting.
Susan: Well, we got her that bag last time, so maybe not another bag lol
Peter: She has been talking about wanting a new coat.
Susan: Oh that's so true! I heard her talking about how her old coat is super worn.
Peter: Yes, and with the season changing, it's something she'll need soon.
Susan: Alright I'm going to tell Rachel and we'll hit the stores tomorrow or something. Do you want to come with us?
Peter: I trust you girls to pick something nice. You'll show me whatever you find?
Susan: Of course Dad, no worries. We'll get a couple of different coats, and then we can decide together.
Peter: Sounds perfect sweetheart. I have to go back to work now. I'll see you at dinner.
Susan: Bye Dad! | Susan's mother has a birthday. Susan and Rachel will go shopping tomorrow to buy her a new coat. |
13680965 | Kevin: Hi, will you come to the workshop?
Elena: I have to, I will present a paper.
Kevin: Nice, I can't wait! | Elena will present a paper at the workshop. |
13716820 | Elisa: Happy Birthday, Ollie!!!! May you have a fantastic day!! :)
Fran: HPD, old man! When do we get to celebrate?
George: Happy birthday! <file_photo> all the best, buddy!
Remi: Big birthday hugs and kisses! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY :))))
Ollie: Awwww, thanks everyone :) Hope to see you all on Friday!
George: will do for sure! working a bit late but sure will at least pop in to say hi and for the free beer!
Ollie: You can count on it :) | It's Ollie's birthday today. The party is on Friday. |
13864941 | Martha: I can't make it today... sorry
Jonas: :-(
Kuba: ok | Martha can't meet with Jonas and Kuba today. |
13862629 | Anette: Cant believe the weekend is over
Anette: I feel as tired as I was on friday afternoon :(
Nola: That's because you don't give yourself a chance to rest!
Nola: You don't have to spend the whole weekend cooking
Anette: I know, I was just trying to be a 'perfect housewife'
Nola: Honestly, I know your intentions are good but you don't have to be perfect at everything
Nola: There's nothing wrong about ordering a pizza once a week, really ;)
Anette: Ugh... Will try to relax whenever I can
Anette: Would be easier if I had any help from Jim :/
Nola: Does he really have to work till 8pm every single day?
Nola: Or is it just some kind of workaholism?
Anette: Or just an excuse :/ | Anette tried to be a "perfect housewife", so she spent the whole weekend cooking. |
13819959 | Mike: Which info in those notes is the most important?
Liza: What do you mean?
Mike: There are different underline colors
Tina: I use those, usually yellow, but no guarantee, I sometimes mix them up:D
Mike: I think yellow is the one
Tina: Which notes are we talking about?
Mike: grammar classes ones
Tina: Definitely yellow, pink ones are just side notes | Tina confirm to Mike and Liza that the yellow underline colour marks the important notes. |
13810098 | William: Hey mum, where is the cake you baked yesterday?
Ava: hmm..why do you need it?
William: Well I just came back from school with Tasha and we could use something sweet you know:D
Ava: I see lovebirds <3 <3 <3
William: stop mum!
Ava: the cake is in th pantry room :D | Ava baked a cake yesterday and now it's in the pantry room, so William will have it together with Tasha as they just came back from school. |
13716557 | Adam: Hi there 👋
Monica: Hey Adam
Brett: Hullo
Adam: So I'm getting to London (Euston) at 3 pm. You guys up for a drink?
Brett: Always
Monica: Just like Brett, I'm eager for a drink 24/7 but would only be able to join you later. Would that be ok?
Adam: Ofc. What time more or less?
Monica: I'll finish work at 5 and then rush to meet you. Should get there at half past
Brett: Sure. Where would you like to meet Adam?
Adam: I'll be starving so perhaps you could meet me at the Pret at Euston Station and then we can go for a drink wherever <file_other>
Brett: Thanks for that. Yeah, sounds like a plan
Monica: Cool. Let me know where you're drinking all that booze and I'll join you. xx | Adam will arrive at Euston Station at 3pm where he will meet with Brett. After eating Adam and Brett will go for a drink and Monica will join them. |
13865263 | Rex: how do I come out? my mom is sweet but conservative and I'm scared shitless
Ralph: you still didn't? wtf man
Gina: chill out they probably figured it out
Gina: you're 30 and they are not stupid
Rex: my family doesn't talk much
Rex: my sister has never brought any date with her
Ralph: I guess you should start with 'I will never have girlfriend, mom'
Gina: one of my friends had the worst coming out ever
Gina: his father saw him having anal sex
Rex: omfg
Ralph: ok so don't show your sweet mom your porn collection ;p
Rex: damn
Gina: lol
Gina: it sounds funny but it was a nightmare for my friend
Gina: his father got batshit about it
Rex: I think I'll follow Ralph's advice
Rex: sth about not having gf
Ralph: and you can compare yourself to sb famous she likes
Ralph: Elton John maybe
Gina: that's actually very good advice
Gina: I think Freddie Mercury melted many straight hearts, too
Rex: mom I'm like Freddie, I can't sing or anything but I have sex
Ralph: don't say that she'll think you have AIDS
Gina: lol
Rex: ok so no riddles such as what does Freddie Mercury and your son have in common
Ralph: stick to the no gf script
Ralph: tell us how it went when you'll talk to her
Gina: I think she'll be shocked but she'll come around :)
Rex: i hope so | Rex is stressed about coming out to his mom. |
13715802 | Ben: Perfect Saturday morning! Walk in the park with my love and our dogs! Lovely autumn!
Ruth: Amazing weather!
Victoria: you look like you had fun! x
Kelly: have a lovely weekend!
Greg: perfect Saturday morning indeed!
Karen: i'm gonna walk to the park too! enjoy your day off! | Ben walked in the park with his partner and their dogs on Saturday morning. The weather is very good. Karen is also going to walk in the park. |
13728014 | Franklin: Hi Ellie, how was the workout?
Ellie: Hey, Franklin. Wondered where you'd been hiding, how are you sugar?
Franklin: Great, missed you at lunch this week!
Ellie: Oh yeah, sales were having a few lunch meetings, meeting some new clients. All expenses paid, no less!
Franklin: Wow, the heady heights of management, Ellie. Spare a thought for us poor sods glued to our phones all day, won't you?
Ellie: Of course I will. I started there too 10 years ago, not many of the old gang left now. Brits took their jobs, I expect!
Franklin: Hahaha! There have been exactly 4 of us sent over in 7 years since the merger, not exactly an invasion! We enrich the place with our European sophistication!
Ellie: No doubt, I expect Basingstoke rivals Paris and Rome, does it?
Franklin: I didn't know you'd been there?! Wish I could get home at Christmas, though. 6 months is a long time.
Ellie: Hey, just had a kinda cool idea, it's Thanksgiving next week, what do you say to a little trip to my folks in Minneapolis?
Franklin: Wow Ellie, didn't expect that! Umm, yeah, if that's OK with everyone.
Ellie: Why not! I 'm always bringing friends home, you'll be sorta exotic to them!
Franklin: They obviously don't get out much! I'd really love to come. Next Thursday, isn't it.
Ellie: Yeah, bit of a drive, but we can leave Weds after work, get there midnight. Bring warm clothes though, it gets mighty chilly up there by the lakes.
Franklin: Yes, of course. I mean, Chicago isn't exactly tropical, is it?!
Ellie: Fair point! See you at the gym? We'll have an OJ or two?
Franklin: Love to! I like going to the gym instead of the pub after work, a lot healthier!
Ellie: You brits and your drinking! Still, I do like a nice Zinfandel!
Franklin: OK, let's ditch the gym and meet at Hennessey's instead?
Ellie: OK, you twisted my arm. See you there at 6 on Friday!
Franklin: Yes, that'd be great. See you to tomorrow night, then! Or maybe at work?
Ellie: Yeah, maybe. Schmoozing clients again tomorrow, breakfast meeting, another one across town later. May not be In the office much.
Franklin: OK, have a great day! See you later! | Franklin will join Ellie on Thanksgiving in Minneapolis. Ellie and Franklin are going to the pub at 6 pm on Friday. |
13716439 | Matthew: Hey everyone, we need a replacement for Adam's quiz next week. He has an exam and can't make it.
Cara: Which one, Tuesday at 18?
Matthew: Yes, the new place
Cara: I can take it if no one else will be there, but it doesn't really suit me :/
Matthew: Anyone else?
Marcus: I can take it, I have already been there a few months ago
Matthew: Amazing :)
Marcus: Do I use my questions or will a set be uploaded to the sharepoint?
Matthew: I need to check with Adam, give me a minute
Matthew: Ok, I will upload the questions tomorrow. The primary topic will be sports and around 30ish people are expected to come. Abigail will be the organizer, you have met her before?
Marcus: I remember her, she was there last time
Matthew: Great, so in case you have any additional questions just let me know :)
Marcus: No problemo :)
Cara: Good luck :) | Marcus will replace Adam at quiz which will take place on Tuesday at 18 at the new place. The organizer is Abigail. It is expected that around 30 people will come. Matthew will upload the questions tomorrow. Sports will be the main topic. |
13680562 | Tim: I think I love you a bit?
Anne: Only a bit?
Tim: Well, maybe a bit more :)
Anne: :)
Anne: <file_gif>
Anne: You love me like this?
Tim: O even more than this <file_gif>
Anne: Me too. | Tim loves Anne. |
13728963 | Stan: My neighbor is a dick!!!!
Elliot: Why?
Stan: He plays loud music, never brings in his bins and lets his dog bark all night.
Stan: Neighbor from hell!
Elliot: Sorry! | Stan doesn't like his neighbor, because he plays loud music, never brings in his bins and lets his dog bark all night. |
13716891 | Alice: Girls, have you ordered anything from Tesco online?
Alice: like, shopping with home delivery?
Susan: yeah, I have.
Alice: and what can you say? Are they good?
Susan: cant complain. Quick delivery, everything ok with the order.
Paula: maybe I'll try too.
Paula: Ive never tried online shopping.
Alice: oh really? its so convenient.
Paula: I imagine :P | Susan ordered from Tesco online and was pleased. Paula and Alice might try it. |
13680685 | Barbara: Have you seen the new catalogue?
Fran: Ikea, you mean?
Barbara: Yeah
Fran: I got it in post last week. Why are you asking?
Barbara: I've fallen for the new bedspread. The one with snowflakes on top.
Fran: The silver-white one?
Barbara: The very one.
Fran: It's nice.
Barbara: Gorgeous!
Fran: And probably you'd like me to give you a lift there?
Barbara: Well... Could you possibly....?
Fran: Will we go for lunch afterwards?
Barbara: It's on me!
Fran: :-)
Barbara: Is it 'OK'?
Fran: It is :-)
Barbara: Thank you! You're my best friend!
Fran: :-) | Fran will drive to Ikea with Barbara as Barbara wants to buy the breadspread she saw in the catalogue. They will get lunch afterwards. |
13682033 | Tim: Hi, Tom.
Tom: Hey, Tim.
Tim: Did you talk to Tam?
Tom: Yes I did. It looks like she's no longer mad at you.
Tim: Ok. Thanks, Tom.
Tom: You're welcome, Tim.
Tim: That whole thing was just so... silly... why did I even argue with her?
Tom: Ask Tam, Tim!
Tim: By the way, I must once again say that our parents were shit at choosing names for their kids. XD
Tom: Tam, Tim, Tom, lots of fun!
Tim: XD | Tim had a fight with Tam but she's no longer mad at him. |
13818920 | Tim: hey guys, have you seen my phone maybe?
Ian: your phone?
Gregory: nope
Tim: shit...I'm afraid I've lost it
Ian: are you sure?
Tim: I've been looking for it everywhere and it's lost as fuck | Tim lost his phone. |
13828243 | Brooke: Hi 🙂
Brooke: Just wanted to let you know that I just finished Coelho.
Sheila: Hi there 🙂
Sheila: Nice. Did you enjoy it?
Brooke: I first read The Pilgrimage and had an idea on how he writes and thinks as an author.
Brooke: But that book you gave me, Eleven Minutes, was so different!
Sheila: He can write about anything, but one thing that stays the same is that it's always gonna be very emotional.
Brooke: I cried while reading both of them. But they moved me in a different way.
Sheila: I didn't read The Pilgrimage, the title alone suggests I wouldn't be interested in that story.
Brooke: If you wish, I can always borrow you this one.
Sheila: I'll keep that in mind.
Sheila: I'm glad you enjoyed Eleven Minutes as much as I did.
Brooke: Are you free tomorrow at 18:00?
Sheila: I might be, why?
Brooke: I will be in your neighbourhood and I can drop by to give it back.
Sheila: You can come, but I gotta leave at 7.
Brooke: Sure, I'll be on time!
Sheila: See you tomorrow at 6 then.
Brooke: See you!
Brooke: And thanks once again 🙂 | Brooke has just finished reading a book Eleven Minutes written by Coelho. The Pilgrim was the first book of this author she has read. Brooke cried while reading both of these books. Brooke and Sheila will meet tomorrow at 6 p.m. Brooke will return Sheila her book. |
13828245 | Patty: Hello Tanny, how was your weekend with your mum and sisters?
Tanny: It was fantastic! And this weather!
Patty: Spring is coming!
Tanny: My mum and sisters were so afraid that it'd be cold when they get back from Mallorca, but the sun was shining and it was almost 12 degrees!
Patty: Lucky them! Did you do anything special?
Tanny: Well, not really, lots of walking and talking. We went to a really good Thai restaurant in Moabi. Really lovely food!
Patty: You have to take me there when I'm Berlin next time!
Tanny: That's a must! Do you know exactly when you can come?
Patty: I think a visit in May is doable. I'll be done with the bloody project by that time!
Tanny: Is it going as bad as it did when we last spoke?
Patty: Yes, the contractors are changing their mind basically every two days, so you don't really know what you're actually working on.
Tanny: But you said they were paying well...
Patty: There isn't a sum worth the effort, believe me!
Tanny: Oh, poor you, I keep my fingers crossed for you, be brave!
Patty: Doing my best... | Tanny spent the weekend with her mum and sisters. The weather was sunny. They ate at a very good Thai restaurant in Moabi. Patty will probably come to Berlin in May. Patty wants to end the project first. The project is well-paid, but Patty is frustrated, because the contractors are very undecided. |
13611938 | Chris: How are you feeling today? Any better now?
Meghan: Oh, thanks, I feel much better. The worst is over, I hope
Chris: How’s your leg after the operation?
Meghan: It still hurts but doctors told me that it should heal in about one month
Chris: Poor dear ;( If you need some help with anything, just call me. I’ll be more than happy to help 😊
Meghan: Thanks Chris. You’re my best friend
Chris: No probs | Chris is asking Meghan how she feels after her leg operation. |
13865306 | Harry: Do you have any car dealers you could recommend?
John: Huge news - are you buying a car?
Harry: I intend to
Sarah: Old or new?
Harry: I don't mind an old one, unless it's like twenty years old
Olivia: I think you may get a better deal if you go outside the city
John: Hm, I know a good one in Chelsea, but I don't think they're selling old cars
Harry: I don't have a lot of money and it will be my first car, so I don't want anything too fancy
Olivia: Sounds like you shouldn't get anything brand new ;)
Sarah: Do you have any other preferences?
Harry: I was thinking automatic, diesel?
Sarah: Why diesel?
Harry: Hm, I guess it's more economic in the long run and more eco friendly
John: And the automatic gearbox? You're 25 not 90 :D
Harry: Yes and that's why I want to be comfortable. I used to think like you and didn't want to even try the automatic, but I've been driving Lucy's car for months now and it's brilliant
Olivia: I get what you mean, automatic all the way
Sarah: Have you checked on Facebook or ebay? Maybe someone's selling
Harry: I did, it was the first thing I did, but then... I'm not sure, I'm afraid I'm going to get scammed
John: I can go with you, just in case
Harry: Thanks man! But where to? :D
Olivia: <file_other> here's the list of 10 best car dealers in Greater London, you should check them out
Sarah: I'd go online if I were you, far easier ;) | Harry is looking for a car dealer. He wants to buy an automatic or a diesel. John can go with him to the car dealer. |
13828352 | George: Honey, will you and Daniel be home for Easter?
George: How is his catechumenate going?
Aubrey: I'm not sure, dad, but we'll try. :)
Aubrey: He's not happy with it. He reconsiders baptism, but he says, that wants to feel duly prepared for it.
Aubrey: He's the only person in the group, who hasn't received baptism yet, other members prepare for confirmation, so all of the meetings are adjusted to their needs, which are very different from his.
Aubrey: I don't want to get into details, but he feels very uncomfortable in this group.
George: Oh, I see... Can't he talk to the priest, who organizes these meetings?
George: Maybe he could individually prepare for baptism?
Aubrey: Maybe it would be a good idea...?
Aubrey: I don't know, maybe I'll talk to him, but I don't want to put to much pressure on him.
Aubrey: It has to be his decision.
Aubrey: I think he feels a little bit discouraged.
George: Well, I hope he'll figure it out soon. :)
George: Say hi to him from me!
Aubrey: I will. :) Bye, dad!
George: Bye! | Aubrey and Daniel will try to be home for Easter. Daniel reconsiders baptism, but he needs to prepare for it. He's the only person in the group who hasn't received baptism yet, other members prepare for confirmation, and Daniel feels uncomfortable. |
13730617 | Daniel: <file_photo>
Fred: <file_photo<
Daniel: Hahaaha. Your is better.
Fred: :D
Daniel: I love photo booths. When there is any kind of event and you have photo booth and accessories, everything gets better.
Fred: Alcohol + photo booth = memories
Daniel: and controversial photos :D
Fred: Haha. I have this one friend that loves taking pictures of drunken friends
Fred: He doesn't blackmail them, but as you may guess, no one is happy that someone has embarassing photo of them on their phone ;D
Daniel: Ehh. Life is so simple when you don't drink too much.
Fred: Said no one ever hahah! | Daniel and Fred exchanged photos from photo booths. Fred has a friend who takes picture of drunk friends. |
13828734 | Tom: Hey, you coming or not?
Bob: What? I'm standing downstairs waiting for you :/
Tom: No, you're not...
Bob: Dude, I am. Freezing my ass off at that
Tom: What was the number again?
Bob: 12
Tom: Fk, I'm at 22, sorry. Be right there ;)
Bob: Lol :) Just harry up, i'm turning into an icicle here :) | Bob has been waiting for Tom in the cold at number 12 but Tom went to 22 by mistake. |
13809866 | Thalia: What's up?
Cayson: Just took a shower
Thalia: Cool
Cayson: And you?
Thalia: Coming back from the beach
Thalia: It was nice
Thalia: Very hot
Thalia: I stayed under the umbrella all the time almost
Cayson: Hum ok | Cayson took a shower, Thalia was at the beach. |
13864872 | Peter: 5 more minutes and I'm gone.
Peter: Where the hell are you?
Lara: Wait!!!
Frederic: I'm almost there | Peter wants to leave in 5 minutes. |
13829442 | James: Can you please order a cake for Nina?
Sara: Ok, any preferences?
James: Cake or bakery?
Sara: Both really
James: Hm, it can be quite tricky, Nina has a quite severe irritable bowel syndrome and she's not allowed to eat many things. I think a gluten and lactose free cake would be all right. Also, she shouldn't eat much sugar
Sara: Wow, that's quite a challenge
James: I know, I'm sorry for bothering you like that, but I'm afraid I don't have time to look for it. Claire said you're free this week so I've thought...
Sara: Oh, no no! It's absolutely fine, I have a week off, so I'd gladly do the research for you :)
James: Thank you! You are a true life saviour!
Sara: Could you tell me more about what she likes?
James: What do you mean?
Sara: Well, the girl has an IBS, but it doesn't mean she doesn't have any preferences for flavours ;)
James: Oh, yes, hahaha, sure! She can't eat chocolate, but I know she loves exotic flavours like mango, lime, passion fruit.
Sara: Ok! Do you want to have something written on the cake? Is she interested in something in particular? Like cats, horses, painting?
James: I think she'll be happy with some decorations. She loves flowers and is crazy about fairytales.
Sara: That's really cool! Good theme ;)
Sara: <file_other>
Sara: I found this bakery, but I'm waiting for their response. Their works look brilliant. I keep on searching
James: Really, Sara, thank you so much, Nina will be delighted! | Sara will buy a cake for Nina. Nina loves exotic flavours. Sara has already contacted the bakery. |
13829692 | Vanessa: Hi Taylor, have you planned your summer vacation yet?
Vanessa: Matt and I are looking at some possible dates.
Taylor: Hey Vanessa, I was thinking of June. But no specific plans yet.
Vanessa: OK, would you be able to back me up in August?
Vanessa: You know Madison won't let us go @ the same time.
Taylor: OFC, no problem.
Taylor: Yeah, she'd freak out if we were both gone.
Vanessa: OK, thanks, I'll ask Madison tomorrow if she's ok with it.
Vanessa: And we'll book our all inclusive to Spain :) | Vanessa is planning a holiday in August, Taylor will be available to back her up. Vanessa will discuss with Madison tomorrow. |
13862598 | Caroline: omg I'm going really maaad!!!!
Caroline: :'(
Paige: whats wrong?
Caroline: another delay!
Paige: <file_gif>
Caroline: 8 or 9... weeks!!!
Paige: sorry... WHAT?!
Caroline: the grey tiles are available so they're going to do all the other works, I mean, all that can be done before the tiles
Caroline: but anyway... we can't move in before easter :'( :'( :'(
Paige: that's incredible... when did they order that tiles then???
Paige: what about the contract? are there any penalties in case of such delay?
Caroline: yeah, it's in the contract, no penalties in such case... | Caroline won't be able to move in before Easter, as the construction is delayed again. |
13730571 | Crosby: Do you know the rug in the hallway?
Marie: Yes.
Crosby: It needs cleaned. Can you do it?
Marie: Okay, when I finish this other part.
Crosby: Don't forget.
Marie: I won't.
Crosby: KK. | Crosby wants Marie to get the rug in the hallway cleaned. |
13828506 | Neva: What time is our train?
Octavia: 5.45 in the morning, of course we need to be like at least ten minutes earlier
Neva: I won’t make it
Octavia: Whaaaaat
Neva: I have a party the day before, it’s impossible
Octavia: For god’s sake, you can’t stop for one day, can you?
Neva: People from work begged me for it, sorry xd
Octavia: I don’t care
Octavia: You need to be there at that time, dead or alive
Neva: I won’t be able to get up
Octavia: So what!! I booked the tickets a month ago, I can’t just change it like that!!!
Neva: Figure sth out pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee
Octavia: Youre fucking stupid, I knew I shouldn’t go with you
Neva: But you ARE going with me :D
Octavia: If you’re there at 5.45, if not I’ll go alone
Neva: It’s rude!!!
Octavia: Read your messages and think who’s being rude here cause it’s not me. | Neva's and Octavia's train leaves at 5:45 in the morning and Neva won't be able to get there that early as she has a party the day before. She says she won't make it, which irritates Octavia who will go alone if Neva doesn't show up. |
13864865 | Kasia: We're in the group with the people from Connecticut?
Kim: seems so
Miles: oh no, they are so stupid
Kasia: I know | Kasia, Kim and Miles are in a group with the people from Connecticut. |
13681547 | Annie: do you have time on Sat?
Lisa: not really, why?
Annie: shopping
Lisa: so maybe on Sunday?
Annie: but this Sunday everything is closed
Lisa: fuck
Lisa: Friday?
Annie: great | Annie and Lisa will go shopping together on Friday. |
13818063 | Daniel: mum, it seems that the plant you gave me just died
Daniel: <file_photo>
Chloe: hm…it looks dead indeed
Chloe: did you remember to water it from time to time? :P
Daniel: mum! Of course I remembered! Too little sun perhaps?
Chloe: maybe baby :D | The plant which Chloe gave to Daniel has died. He remembered to water it so it maybe it had too little sunshine. |
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