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It was lost at a transfer between R&D and AF, overseen by CPU'),(13,4,'Bit of background. In the year 182, there was another ##CIT-V-TR## who got a bit too high up too fast, and so a clever high-programmer made that particular phrase summon Friend Computer Immediately.'),(14,4,'The summons also modifies friend computer\'s threat level, raising it by one each time its name is said. Each time FC hears ##CIT-V-TR##\'s name, it shows up with a suddenly hightened threat level and'),(15,4,'doesn\'t know why. ##CIT-V-TR## only reached VIOLET three days ago, and is already up for erasure. FC suspects something about the name, which is why it requests a full purge.'),(16,4,'Anagram: TTS- Treason Tracking Server'),(17,4,'##CIT-V-TR## took an extremely large dose of the drug RadicalMankey, which is a major mutagenic, and it will kick in whenever appropriate.'),(18,5,'##SUB## is a proposal to change the standard gene template of clones to photosynthesize.'),(19,5,'The proposal is led by ##CIT-G-SG##, an (unsurprisingly) Sierra Club member.'),(20,5,'##CIT-G-SG## has the go-ahead for a small trial run, and the tech actually works, however:'),(21,5,'--The green gene removes digestive systems, meaning no food can be sold to these clones.'),(22,5,'--Green citizens quickly grow fat and immobile, as the gene is designed for outdoor background radiation, not AC radiation levels.'),(23,5,'The Programmers also have to decide whether to standardise the technology'),(24,5,'--If they do, the programmers and the rest of the sector become registered mutants immediately.'),(25,5,'--If they don\'t, the programmers must find a scapegoat for why the efficency boost wasn\'t implemented.'),(28,7,'A supervolcano has erupted, covering the planet with a layer of ash clouds which constantly storm.'),(29,7,'The lightning is so loud and frequent it can be heard on multiple outer layers of the complex, causing panic.'),(30,7,'HPs must find a reasonable excuse for the sounds to stop the panic, while finding a scapegoat for the attack.'),(31,8,'The Petbot 214 was released today, and has sold out within minutes. They were designed with subliminal messaging propaganda tech.'),(32,8,'The subliminal tech was hijacked by some phreaks as a contract for Corpore Metal. The petbot encourages owners to get into dangerous, maiming situations.'),(33,9,'A load of PLC\'s Cold Fun syrup fell into one end of the transtube ##ZON##-##SUB## after a navigation error caused the truckbot to crash.'),(34,9,'Cold Fun syrup sits at around 1 Kelvin for thousands of years, and is usually mixed in micro quantities to make cold fun.'),(35,9,'The Cold Fun Syrup is causing the air to liquify and mix with the syrup, causing it to spread further down the transtubes.'),(36,9,'PLC is blaming TS for the truckbot crashing. TS is blaming CPU for not updating the maps. CPU is trying to cover its tracks.'),(37,9,'In the end, there is a 15 ACCESS damages fee, in addition to any changes from directives.'),(38,10,'This information is based of a piece of paper recovered from a terminated achivist, listing several dates.'),(39,10,'These were actually the dates of the completion of several major transtube works in the past.'),(40,10,'Due to the recycling of the year 214 and a set of coincidences, all the other dates have matched with major sewerage overflows.'),(41,10,'The final date on the list is this daycycle. IntSec is desperately looking for an attack, AF wants to embarrass them.'),(42,10,'Tech Services and HPD are preparing for a Massive FunBall game that\'s about to take place, and when half-time hits and everyone uses the restrooms...'),(43,10,'Specifically, the sewerage will overflow 10 minutes before the end of the match.'),(44,6,'##SUB## is a power project designed to balance power fluctuations. Works off wierd science.'),(45,6,'Whenever the draw is high, the project pushes more power into the system, exponentially. Above a certain load, the project supplies virtually limitless power.'),(46,6,'So much power, in fact, it plays havoc with electrical systems and bot brains in the sector.'),(47,6,'If the players shut off the other reactors, the draw becomes higher, and players may find it impossible to shut the project down.'),(48,11,'The reactor doesn\'t work, and the project manager ##CIT-I-1## knows it. They\'re planning on faking a meltdown to get minions sent down.'),(49,11,'If the supplies and help are sent, the reactor actually starts melting down.'),(50,12,'Due to a bug in a recent software patch, the compnode of ##ZON## no longer recognizes a neighbouring sector as existing.'),(51,12,'Thusly, the computer sees all six million inhabitants plus bots as invaders, and views the sector as being outside.'),(52,12,'In a couple hours time, the software is reverted and the computer has no memory of seeing the sector as non-existant.'),(53,12,'PLC doesn\'t actually have enough laser barrels for the troops.'),(54,13,'A servants of cthulu sect has successfully managed to build a temple on sublevel 12, and finished a major ceremony. A gate has opened and is flooding water out to the lower levels.'),(55,13,'No gate has actually opened, it\'s just a burst water main, but the cultists are too feverish from hallucinogens in the water to tell the difference.'),(56,13,'Minions will report horrible creatures bursting from the water where none exist due to exposure to the hallucinogens.'),(57,14,'One of the major hygiene index factors is reports from core sample tests. These tests measure the depth of dirt and grime, usually around a few micrometres.'),(58,14,'A new dirt indexer bot has been deployed across the sector, which moves randomly around and measure the dirt level of surfaces.'),(59,14,'One wandered accidently into a frankenstein destroyers meeting, and was mostly destroyed. However, it kept measuring the distance to the tip of its drill bit, now several hundred metres away.'),(60,14,'This measurement is submitted every few minutes to the index, throwing the measurements right out.'),(61,15,'##CIT-B-1## was framed by ##CIT-I-1##, who ##CIT-B-1## had blackmail on. While he wasn\'t a commie, he was a high-ranking PURGEr and humanist.'),(62,15,'##CIT-B-1## is on their third clone, and has just completed their 4th tour of duty (20 years as a vulture trooper). He survives through his regeration mutation.'),(63,16,'214-##SUB## is an original copy of Das Kapital. It was recently raided from another high programmer\'s private residence. Of course, they\'re not willing to admit they had it.'),(64,16,'Anyone not of VIOLET clearance who touches or sees 214-##SUB## will be considered tainted by commie propaganda by the Big C.'),(65,16,'The other high programmer should message one or two of the players before game start, and promise favours if the item is returned.'),(66,16,'The book is currently in the middle of a busy INFRARED area somewhere. All INFRAREDs who have seen it will need purging/brainscrubbing.'),(67,17,'A blackout caused a group of INFRAREDs running for fitness purposes to accidently enter the MuchoMeat food growing floors, knocking black dirt all over the floor.'),(68,17,'When the light came back on, they saw the floor as INFRARED but all the doors as BLUE and above, so kept exercising till help came.'),(69,17,'##CIT-V-1## was in his office drinking when he heard destruction and shouts from outside, so immediately called on FC.'),(70,18,'##SUB## is a teleportation device, which links two points in space together.'),(71,18,'##SUB## can only be fired twice before being destroyed. It will take many monthcycles to create a new one...without HP resources, that is.'),(72,19,'This is part 1 of the TAINTED MOLLUSC storyline.'),(73,19,'Friend Computer is running a program that re-evalutes its basic assumptions. That is, what it defines as happiness.'),(74,20,'Three terrorist attacks are actually due to take place today. One PURGE at ##LOC-1##, one Humanist at ##LOC-2##, and Commies at ##LOC-3##.'),(75,20,'They are masterminded by a HP in a nearby sector, either as a test or revenge.'),(76,21,'This is part 2 of the TAINTED MOLLUSC storyline, testing Loyalty. The entire crisis is a trap.'),(77,21,'Anyone who agrees to legalise Communism is considered a traitor and will be executed without a damn good reason.'),(78,21,'In the meantime, everyone is conflicting over \"hatred day\", a day of hatred against the commies.'),(79,21,'The parade has a marching band, and several floats, including ones of a Computer, Vulture Craft, and dead Commie.'),(80,22,'Vicky-B is a HOOC Vulture Trooper. Friend computer wants her to disappear to take control of her dummybots freely.'),(81,22,'Vicky-B\'s dummybots have already been upgraded and gone missing.'),(82,22,'Vicky-B has a public appearance later this daycycle, and must be present to preserve happiness.'),(83,23,'Due to large amounts of recent rain, outside is currently flooding about 3m high around the complex.'),(84,23,'Recent chemical attacks by AF with RD weapon ##SUB## has entered the water, and water from the outdoors is toxic.'),(85,23,'There are no breaks in the wall *yet*, but there will be soon enough.'),(86,24,'This is part 3 of the TAINTED MOLLUSC storyline, testing Security. FC is testing whether actual terrorist activity drops the security index.'),(87,25,'##CIT-U## is from beta complex, and wants something valuable/difficult to obtain from the HPs.'),(88,26,'An experimental paper-eating bacteria RDP ##SUB## escaped containment at R&D firm Recycling Ruckus.'),(89,26,'All the paper not stored in the archives has been eaten and converted to a fine paste, including toilet paper.'),(90,26,'Friend Computer has ordered beefed up security at the archives, no-one goes in or out without express HP permission to prevent contamination.'),(91,26,'CPU, PLC, and R&D are all trying to implement their own catch-all way of storing records, and will be fighting like crazy.'),(92,27,'There is actually a war with Beta Complex, this time. The superweapon is a squadron of warbots.'),(93,27,'The other sectors don\'t really care about the warbots, as they\'re not actually firing on the complex yet.'),(94,29,'This is part 3 of the TAINTED MOLLUSC storyline, testing Compliance. Specifically, how well citizens comply en-masse when ordered into strenuous circumstances.'),(95,29,'The sector is actually overpopulated, but only in the INFRARED bunks, which is overpopulated 18%.'),(96,27,'The warbots are equipped with new shielding technology along with the usual assortment of weaponry, and will only retaliate if fired upon.'),(97,28,'Danny-V was broken out of prison after returning to the complex, but before his debriefing interrogation.'),(98,28,'While several of the SGs want him back, many of the societies want him dead.'),(99,28,'He may even have blackmail on a couple of the high programmers, and should be used as such.'),(100,28,'He was broken out by a HP in a nearby sector that has been conspiring with Beta complex. The HP\'s minion ##CIT-V-1## was the culprit.'),(101,29,'In order to find the space, something has to give. Specifically, two of the service groups will have to give up land, or build a *huge* outdoor extension for the 1 million oversubscribed INFRAREDs.'),(102,30,'There are no less than three different societies looking to kidnap Teela-O, and all will go off unless stopped.'),(103,30,'Friend Computer is actually hooked to the show due to HPD&MC binary memetic patterns, and will be angry if it has to respond during the show.'),(104,30,'- At the end of the hourcycle, there is a fireworks display INSIDE the megamall. This would be safe, except The Movement have sabotaged the fireworks.'),(105,30,'- Pro Tech are currently siphoning large amounts of power to steal Teela-O during the fireworks using a teleportation device.'),(106,30,'- The Runners are actually trying to get Teela-O to escape, with a simple trapdoor on the podium. If the other plans don\'t happen, she will disappear during the fireworks display.'),(107,31,'The romantics stumbled upon a recording of something called Brexit, and told the humanists about it.'),(108,31,'The humanists noticed the segregation caused chaos, and decided to put it into motion with a multiple step plan.'),(109,31,'Firstly, the phreaks were contracted to replace \"communism\" with \"eugenics\". PURGE were tasked with destroying the cloning tanks in GRB sector. The mystics added combat drugs to the b3 supply.'),(110,31,'The drugs caused massive rioting, which would usually be replenished by the now destroyed clone tanks.'),(111,31,'When FC tasked some HPs with fixing the sector, FC erased them all for being eugenisists when they talked about cloning.'),(112,31,'It then severed communications with outside sectors, seeing the wide infiltration of eugenics.'),(113,31,'PURGE, Humanists and Mystics are all waiting at ##LOC## in GRB for WMDs, real food, and escape, respectively. This may cause confusion.'),(114,32,'Due to an error, all the validated termination vouchers have gone to the wrong location: Nuclear Reactor ##SUB##'),(115,32,'Power Services has been using the termination vouches as reactor shielding.'),(116,32,'The reactor has a surplus of fissile materials, which several groups are fighting over. It requires removing the PS security forces from the site, however.'),(117,33,'The citizens are undergoing a self-administered loyalty test. Actual project designation is IS-##SUB##. At the end of the daycycle they will vote on who should receive each of three prizes.'),(118,33,'Prize ##SUB##/3 is a windfall of 15 ACCESS for outstanding loyalty.'),(119,33,'Prize ##SUB##/2 is a blank termination voucher for anyone of VIOLET clearance or below, with no expiration date, to combat corruption of the highest places.'),(120,33,'Prize ##SUB##/1 is a mandatory trip to the HHAEC - Happy Homecoming Automated Euthenasia Centre - to experience what happens to traitors! They\'re only there to watch, no-one knows this.'),(121,33,'The prizes should be decided upon with about 30 minutes to spare, giving the recipient of the third prize time to try and escape his trip.'),(122,33,'You can also have the HPs set up and attend their own public vidshow about the prizes.'),(123,34,'Project ##SUB## exists on paper, but the actual project doesn\'t. All the citizens working on it have been redacted, the funding is funneled into grey accounts of the current heads of R&D and CPU.'),(124,34,'The project, on paper, is a mess. After actually decyphering the plans, the project was for a scorched earth planet-cracker as a last resort weapon against the commies.'),(125,35,'The commies aren\'t actually planning on attacking today, but the wobblies are. They\'re planning on hitting one of the compnodes later this daycycle.'),(126,35,'The commies however, have found the well preserved dead body of who they believe to be Lenin, and are attempting reanimation.'),(127,35,'During the daycycle, they will steal an entire cloning tank, some high-grade weapons plutonium, a small amount of Hot Fun Syrup, and then will cause a sector-wide brownout reanimating Lenin.'),(128,35,'The commies have set up a honey-trap at ##LOC##, with some low level members are prepared to put up a token resistance to make it look good.'),(129,35,'##LOC## is also rigged to blow, wiping out all evidence that it was a honey trap.'),(130,36,'Project ##SUB## is a tunnelling device, able to tunnel and high speeds (40km/h) through any material.'),(131,36,'The device exists and is was hijacked by a bunch of communist spies from Beta Complex, and is currently on its way to beta complex.'),(132,36,'The device originally started as a mass conversion device. The paperwork is a mess, and details the project in its original form.'),(133,36,'There has been the usual embezzling from higher ups, and CPU is going to try and blame RnD to cover their tracks.'),(134,37,'FC has a large budget of 80 ACCESS - 40 straight up and 40 when the project is complete. FC is very open about the budget amounts, and should make your players greedy for the cash.'),(135,37,'FC will return 90 minutecycles (or however much suits your group) to hear the proposals. After listening to the plans, it asks the HPs to vote on the projects.'),(136,37,'When a winner has been determined, the proposal owner is given 40 ACCESS to build the project, read the following line to the player:'),(137,37,'\"Citizen ******-U-***, in addition to taking responsibility for the project, an initial investment of 40 ACCESS has been added to your accounts, with the other 40 to be transferred on completion.\"'),(138,38,'Lenin-##ZON## is the stereotype of a commie mutant. Russian accent, communist, and high power mutant.'),(139,38,'Has multiple mutations, including regeneration, teleportation, energy blast, charm, domination, and any others required.'),(140,38,'Will jump around the complex, causing as much discontent as possible to bring down the computer. He must recharge his powers occasionally in high radiation areas, and will jump to nuclear reactors.'),(141,38,'If the reactor insides can be secured, then Lenin can be exhausted and captured/eliminated.'),(142,38,'Lenin jumps to a reactor after every foray, and this pattern should be made clear soon enough.'),(143,39,'Citizen Right-U-ARE is either an npc or a willing player. Right-U-ARE does not have control of any service groups, but does have a large number of secret society contacts.'),(144,39,'Right-U-ARE is a power 20 machine empath, and is almost impossible to convice FC of their guilt.'),(145,39,'Right-U-ARE won\'t fix any problems themselves, but when paid the right amount will call up a secret society to do it in a cheap private call.'),(146,40,'Due to a bug, B3 lines have instead been flowing with Brewski, meaning a good portion of the population is currently drunk.'),(147,40,'The software bug is in the pipe management system, which accepted a faulty command from a PLC tech ##CIT-O-PLC##.'),(148,40,'The faulty order was accepted by a CPU bureaucrat ##CIT-O-CPU##, and implemented by a Power Services tech ##CIT-O-PS##'),(149,40,'Because the order was accepted, citizens are getting charged for brewskis instead of B3, and making a ton of cash (leaving a lot of IRs broke).'),(150,40,'The order is Change Order ##SUB##. To reverse it requires signatures from the heads of PLC, CPU, and HPD.'),(151,41,'RDP ##SUB## is a cleaning project, where nanobots clean any dirty surface. It has not been perfected yet, and cleans any surface with food on it (even while still eating).'),(152,41,'It cleans by converting the food to pure energy (at a slow rate), but enough to melt any object containing the food.'),(153,41,'It escaped from VIOLET lab ##SUB-RDLAB##, after a lab assistant walked in with a spot of food on his jumpsuit, ##CIT-V##.'),(154,41,'If the nanobots aren\'t actively cleaning something, they become airborne, looking for the next thing to clean.'),(155,41,'Note: Since players are used to having three crisises, only two announcements should make experienced player more paranoid than usual.'),(156,42,'Scoutbot ##SUB-0## is a relay for a High Programmer, sending information to Beta Complex. To cover their tracks, the scoutbot has been integrated into AFP ##SUB-AF##.'),(157,42,'AFP ##SUB-AF## is a project that locks an artillery system onto a signal, firing automatically.'),(158,42,'The Scoutbot was shot down in the outdoors, and has not transmitted its information to beta complex, nor its location to the artillery.'),(159,43,'Right-U-ARE is a power 20 machine empath, and has indeed promised unknown sweeping changes.'),(160,43,'Nothing was actually specified, so players are free to institute whatever changes they want, provided they\'re large and sector changing.'),(161,43,'Right-U-ARE is difficult if not downright impossible to contact.'),(162,44,'Due to bug in CPU\'s new happiness tracking, happiness is actually inverted. If the people are unhappy, the happiness index is positive, and vice versa.'),(163,45,'This is a combination of two things: nanomoths and drugs'),(164,45,'Exerimental cleaning nanomoths escaped from RD Lab ##SUB-RDLAB##. They quickly and efficiently consume the clothes from clones\' backs.'),(165,45,'A mystics subfaction managed to get hallucinogens into the air recyclers, causing mass hallucinations, especially at lower clearances where air is recycled faster.'),(166,45,'The combination has meant there are lots of naked clones hiding away, trying to get the bugs from under their skin.'),(167,46,'Citizen Right-U-ARE, the apple of FC\'s eye, was watching vidshows and remarked on how boring they were.'),(168,46,'In response, Friend Computer decided to change the programming. As the PCs were already coming together, it threw the problem to them.'),(169,46,'In fact, the happiness index is almost directly tied to Right-U-ARE\'s current entertainment level for the rest of the daycycle.'),(170,46,'To make matters worse, the usual stores of footage were destroyed in a fire, so almost all the content must be put out live.'),(171,47,'There is actually an invasion of sorts, but not commies. A bunch of underplex freaks have decided to break into the complex.'),(172,47,'Most are heavily mutated, and they also have several mutated animal life with them. Their weapons are primitive, but they are all strong mutants.'),(173,47,'One of the invaders, ##CIT-G##, is a spy for IntSec, Power Services, psion, and anti-mutants. They are also a competent subterfuge minion.'),(174,48,'CCSSII is the Class C Secret Society Infiltration Index. It\'s pure speculation based on incidences of keywords.'),(175,48,'A recent death leopard campaign pushed graffiti all over high clearance areas, making the incidence level go through the roof.'),(176,48,'A level one purge involves reversing the air recyclers, removing all the oxygen from the air.'),(177,48,'It is suggested to message each player privately, stating their estates have also been vandilised. Any player claiming this aloud may be subject to treason points until they get it cleaned.'),(178,48,'The death leapard campaign was organised by citizen ##CIT-G## who goes by the codename \"Super Elvis\". He is currently sleeping off a hangover in hidden quarters.'),(179,49,'There is a multi transbot pileup on the translines, cause by a multitude of screwups. Each service groups wants the blame to fall on two others, and each group has made a screwup contributing to it.'),(180,49,'Power Services: Fell behind on upkeep, haven\'t performed maintenance on the lines for over a yearcyce.'),(181,49,'PLC: Sold knock-off imitation steel, meaning the lines buckled.'),(182,49,'Tech Services: Fell behind on upkeep of the transbots themselves, putting undue strain on the wheels.'),(183,49,'CPU: Ignored their own regulations of 10 transbots an hourcycle due to bribes, changed the timetable to have 30 an hour on that section of track.'),(184,49,'In total, there was a massive pileup as the frequent transbots caused undue stress on the unkept, cheap tracks.'),(185,50,'There are ~5k citizens currently held in camps awaiting re-education, plus another thousand happy homecoming employees.'),(186,50,'A report on redictivism rates caused most of the employees to be put in the re-education camps.'),(187,50,'These citizens have not committed terminable treason, so flat out termination isn\'t an answer.'),(188,50,'RD\'s pill ##SUB-RD## will actually work on redictivism...unless combined with cold or hot fun.'),(189,50,'When combined with cold fun, becomes a major mutagenic. With hot fun, becomes an ooze that climbs and coats the room, and lets off mutagenic fumes.'),(190,51,'So the warbot doesn\'t actually work. At all. However, the service groups are so invested in the prototype that is must work for everyone involved.'),(191,51,'One thing the bot IS good at is surviving damage. It can take multiple nuclear warheads and anti-matter projectile hits before even being dented.'),(192,51,'If the bot doesn\'t complete convincing enough tests, FC gets suspicious. If the high programmers tell any minions it doesn\'t work, FC pops in immediatly after.'),(193,51,'Above all else, the players must constantly lie that the warbot works.'),(194,51,'If the players insist the warbot doesn\'t work, FC asks them to prove the other 34 High Programmers were lying all along. The other High Programmers will step in and begin making life hell for them.'),(195,52,'The Computer had a bit of a psychotic break when a power surge knocked out most of its compnodes for a couple hourcycles.'),(196,52,'However, none of the UVs realised what happened, so when asked about it each of them blamed someone different.'),(197,52,'FC is adamant that traitors knocked it offline for a couple of hourcycles, and won\'t accept any other answer.'),(198,52,'The players must find a suitable scapegoat, possibly multiple.'),(199,52,'There are no directives or secret society missions relating to this crisis. This alone should be enough to complicate whatever else is going on.'),(200,52,'As a reminder, The Event is ULTRAVIOLET clearance. While there was a small power surge, no-one but The Computer knows it was offline for a couple hourcycles.'),(201,51,'This is most likely a freebie, but it\'s a rare occasion that makes the players work together.'),(202,53,'RD-##SUB-1## is a genetically engineers virus that changes waste organic material into a burnable alcoholic fuel.'),(203,53,'However, if it ever touches a living organism, it will quickly be given alcohol poisoning and die.'),(204,53,'The head researcher is ##CIT-I-RD##, actually a bumbling fool (he just got really lucky). He can do wetware tasks _almost_ like that which is asked, but catastrophic. Don\'t tell the player\'s he\'s terrible, let them find out themselves.'),(205,54,'Massive infighting crisis. Replace the announcement with whatever plot point you want.'),(206,54,'Each service group is hitting another service group, and wants their own land protected.'),(207,54,'The other service groups have no idea what\'s going on, and are engaged in taking out rival SG estates.'),(208,54,'Each service group is attacking the one below it:'),(209,54,'AF: Silo ##SUB-AF## (PURGE: Unauthorised experimental wmds)'),(210,54,'IS: Interrogation facility ##SUB-IS## (Hiding high-ranking commies)'),(211,54,'HP: Facility ##SUB-HP## (Humanists pornography studio)'),(212,54,'PLC: Food vat ##SUB-PLC## (Psion mutagenics lab)'),(213,54,'TS: Warehouse ##SUB-TS## (Illegal corpore-metal facility to remove asimov circuits)'),(214,54,'PS: Sewerage Plant ##SUB-PS## (The Movement secret base)'),(215,54,'CPU: Document Store ##SUB-CPU## (Mystics drug lab)'),(216,54,'RD: Particle Lab ##SUB-RD## (Servants of Cthulu gate)'),(217,54,'TD: Training Grounds ##SUB-TD## (Runners staging area)'),(218,55,'Recently, Runners and Sierra clubbers brought a super-virus in from the outdoors, from a tunnel in R Cafeteria ##SUB-1##. The virus makes infected clones sneeze constantly, outputting huge amounts of phlegm.'),(219,55,'If enough phlegm congeals in the one place, it becomes sentient. It will begin campaigning for phlegm rights.'),(220,56,'There is a pre-reckoning UFO prop, rusted out and at location ##SUB-GRID##. The object is large (about 10 metres across), and is basically a solid chuck of metal.'),(221,56,'FC is demanding it for Right-U-ARE\'s initialday party, as there\'s currently other complexes fighting over it.'),(222,56,'The UFO must be secured, transported, inserted through a whole in the roof, then restored. FC will be unhappy if the prop is separated or disassembled in order to bring it inside.'),(223,56,'Restoration of the UFO will take 30 minutecycles.'),(224,39,'Right-U-ARE will decide on the route the new transtube line will take, either the eastern or western path.');
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