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Find a place to put them, please?',6,NULL),(9,'We\'re having trouble storing all the nukes. Either use a few or find us a new storage area.',1,NULL),(10,'The jackbooted idiots are blaming us for no termination vouchers being dispatched, make sure the blame falls on them and not on us.',2,1),(11,'Those idiots in CPU haven\'t sent us any termination vouchers for the last daycycle. Find out why and make sure they take the blame.',8,1),(12,'We want this contract but haven\'t the time to prepare...make sure Power Services\' tubes stop working and get us that contract.',5,2),(13,'The money we could get from this contract, not to mention the extra housing space. Do whatever it takes to get us the contract.',3,2),(14,'It\'s not our fault there were so many problems with the Transtube timetables! Make sure we keep this contract, or we\'re all toast.',6,2),(15,'Power Services have never given our troops free rides. Make sure whoever gets the contract promises free rides to Armed Forces grunts.',1,2),(16,'We were ambushed while getting the weapon from R&D. Make sure we don\'t get embarrased over this.',1,3),(17,'We filed the RDP ##SUB## paperwork as complete before the exchange was ambushed. Make sure the exchange is completed before the end of the daycycle.',2,3),(18,'There\'s a small problem we\'ve located with RDP ##SUB##, once it gets fired it can\'t be turned off. Destroy the device and make sure no-one else finds out about this little flaw.',7,3),(19,'##CIT-V-TR##\'s erasure has to go off without a hitch. The Big C\'s twitchy enough as it is.',3,4),(20,'Due to constraints, we can\'t actually remove ##CIT-V-TR##\'s name from the databanks until after their erasure, or it\'ll crash the TTS. Make sure it doesn\'t crash.',2,4),(21,'The Big C seems to have a sore spot for ##CIT-V-TR##, and the TTS isn\'t tracking why. Make sure the trial goes off fine, but delay the erasure so we can use \'em as bait.',8,4),(22,'##CIT-V-TR##\'s erasure is due for 80:00, but we want it pushed back to 90:00 for...reasons. We also want their body afterwards, get it to us.',7,4),(23,'RDP ##SUB## is one of our best projects, and it actually works! Get it standardized sector-wide.',7,5),(24,'If RDP ##SUB## gets standardised we\'ll lose at least half our revenue. Make sure it doesn\'t make the cut.',4,5),(25,'RDP ##SUB## getting standardised means we can sell space in our reactors for growth! Get in standardised!',6,5),(26,'The nitwits at Power Services want RDP ##SUB## standardised for some reason. Make sure it doesn\'t happen.',5,5),(27,'If RDP ##SUB## is standardised, we won\'t be able to easily push drugs to the population. Stop it at all costs',3,5),(28,'If R&D\'s new gene is standardised, we can classify most of the sector as unregistered mutants and push our rates through the roof! Get it done.',8,5),(29,'Current projections of RDP ##SUB## show an efficiency increase of 180%! Get it standardised!',2,5),(33,'This attack must be from Beta Complex. We must march upon Beta Complex immediately!',1,7),(34,'This attack will lead to war if we don\'t act soon. Prevent a war with Beta Complex breaking out until we find the cause.',8,7),(35,'Our grid is almost overloaded! I can\'t believe I\'m saying this...but we need clones to use more power immediately!',6,7),(36,'There\'s a sudden drop of happiness in multiple subsectors. We need it cleared up pronto.',3,7),(37,'The Petbot 214 has a bit of a flaw, but make sure it doesn\'t get banned. It\'s set to have huge sales!',4,8),(38,'The Petbot 214 is a hit, but could use a few new features. Make sure the next production run encourages people to watch \"Late Night with Conan-O-BRN\"',3,8),(39,'The release of the Petbot 214 is ruining our metrics. Get it removed from sale however you can.',2,8),(40,'The new Petbot requires huge amounts of power, and needs to be rechared every two hours. The grid can\'t handle it, either get us more power or remove the petbots.',6,8),(41,'The concentration of petbots is at an exact level required for data gathering. Don\'t have them recalled, but don\'t let the next production run complete.',7,8),(42,'The truckbot with cold fun syrup crashed in ##SUB##, make sure we don\'t take the blame or have to pay any damages.',4,9),(43,'Tunnel ##SUB## was a clear run on the map! Make sure CPU wear the blame for the Cold Fun syrup truckbot crash.',5,9),(44,'The maps for the transtubes were supposed to be updated last monthcycle but weren\'t. Cover us while we update the maps and records to show the update happened as planned.',2,9),(45,'The data shows a terrorist attack is supposed to hit today. Identify the threat, and make sure it\'s stopped.',8,10),(46,'Finally, a chance to embarrass those idiots at IntSec. Find what this supposed terrorist attack is supposed to be, and when it happens make sure IntSec take the blame.',1,10),(47,'Make sure the UltraSuperMegaBowl goes off without a hitch - broadcasting is on a 10 minute delay to the complex, it must not be interrupted.',3,10),(48,'Our techs have nicknamed today the MegaBowel, for obvious reasons. If there\'s anything in the pipes there may be problems. If it happens, don\'t let the blame fall on us.',5,10),(49,'Project ##SUB## is going ahead today, make sure it\'s a success!',7,6),(50,'##SUB## is likely to cause us to lose the need of heaps of reactors! Don\'t let it succeed!',6,6),(51,'The reactor isn\'t actually ready to go yet, we need engineers sent down before it gets switched on. Whatever happens, make sure HPD don\'t get any footage of the unfinished reactor.',6,11),(52,'We\'ve been refused access to the opening ceremony of the new reactor, but you should have no problem. Get our cameras into the opening ceremony and find out what\'s going on.',3,11),(53,'We\'ve had this huge stock of radiation badges for over a yearcycle. Sell one to every citizen of the sector.',4,11),(54,'We just got word of a huge invasion force! Get at least four of our units into the fight!',1,12),(55,'We\'ve finally got a solid war coming. Get heaps of combat footage of our troops winning for the usual propaganda purposes.',3,12),(56,'We\'re going to war. Prevent any major damage to the sector, or make sure the other service groups get blamed for it.',5,12),(57,'We don\'t actually have enough laser barrels to go to war with. Either make more fast or find alterative ammo sources.',4,12),(58,'The flooding water may be fresh water! If it is, store it somewhere so we can bottle it and sell it for megacredits!',4,13),(59,'Mission quota is down. Send at least 5 troubleshooter teams on missions before the end of the daycycle.',9,NULL),(60,'That entire flooded area was almost condemned. Let it get destroyed so we can get a juicy demolition contract out of it.',5,13),(61,'This flooding is bad for morale. Implement a couple of initiatives to make the proles feel good about the flooding.',3,13),(62,'We have reliable information one of the High Programmers in the room is a traitor. Find them and have them terminated before end of daycycle.',8,NULL),(63,'There\'s been a sudden drop in the hygiene index, whatever the cause, make sure the blame is on tech services.',2,14),(64,'There\'s been a sudden loss of hygiene in the complex, our cleaners are still working fine. Make the blame land squarely on R&D.',5,14),(65,'We deployed a few dirt indexer bots last weekcycle and they work great! Make sure any blame for the loss of sector hygiene falls on CPU and not us.',7,14),(66,'The Computer\'s convinced that one of the other High Programmers is a traitor. If you don\'t prove that one is a traitor it\'ll blow a fuse.',2,NULL),(67,'We need more data on the effects of a nuclear meltdown, so we can test our new nuclear-proof underwear.',7,NULL),(68,'We need to close transtube ##ZON##-M4 for six months. Clear it with the other High Programmers and make sure they understand this will disrupt all transport in the sector.',6,NULL),(69,'##CIT-B-1## is one of our most decorated Vulture Troopers. Don\'t let treason be the public reason for his erasure.',1,15),(70,'##CIT-B-1## is an embarrassment to the complex, show him as an example that anyone can be a commie.',8,15),(71,'We need more exposure, ratings are falling. Get a high-profile citizen to go on at least two troubleshooter missions.',9,15),(72,'If ##CIT-B-1## is publicly denounced as treasonous it will be horrible for morale. Don\'t let that happen.',3,15),(73,'We\'re lagging behind on our High Profile Mutation Tracking. Find ##CIT-B-1##\'s mutation and have it registered before his erasure.',2,15),(74,'214-##SUB## is a commie weapon of mass destruction! Secure it and give it to us so we can study it!',7,16),(75,'Oh Computer, 214-##SUB## again? Make sure it\'s properly secured by us this time.',8,16),(76,'Everyone seems to be after 214-##SUB##. Make sure it\'s secured by us so we can replicate it and sell it to the other groups for massive profits!',4,16),(77,'Why are the other groups after 214-##SUB## anyway? Get it for us so we can sell it to the highest bidder!',6,16),(78,'Those Jackbooted idiots can\'t even keep one item under containment? Get 214-##SUB## for us, and we\'ll secure it properly this time.',1,16),(79,'MuchoMeat is one of our most profitable producers, don\'t let any serious damage come to it.',4,17),(80,'MuchoMeat is out-performing profit expectations. Bring it back within expectations.',2,17),(81,'MuchoMeat is full of expensive machinery, if things were to get broken there it would be extremely profitable for our techs. Make it profitable for our techs.',5,17),(82,'MuchoMeat uses far too much power. Halve their power consumption by the end of the daycycle.',6,17),(83,'##SUB## only has enough power for two firings, but the second will destroy the device. Stop people from using it more than once!',7,18),(84,'We\'re low on water. Use ##SUB## to pull water in from Jupiter\'s moon.',4,18),(85,'The enemy complex on the moon has always held a sword over our heads...until today! Use ##SUB## to destroy that complex!',1,18),(86,'There\'s an entrenched PURGE cell hiding deep underground, use ##SUB## to penetrate the fortress and eliminate the cell.',8,18),(87,'Something\'s going on with the computer\'s circuits...make sure FC doesn\'t terminate any of the HPs this daycycle so we can track down the problem.',5,19),(88,'The terrorist attack appears to be orchestrated by an Ultraviolet. Uncover this UV and have them terminated.',8,20),(89,'We have the Hatred Day Parade running tonight, make sure it\'s not interrupted.',3,21),(90,'The Parade usually brings out the commie rats. The arrest quota for today is 400% of normal, make sure we reach it.',8,21),(91,'PS aren\'t giving us the power we need for the parade lighting. Get it for us.',5,21),(92,'Our reactors are maxing out, reduce usage before one goes critical.',6,21),(93,'Vicky-B has an appearance later today, make sure she attends it before her disappearance.',1,22),(94,'The Big C has deterimined Vicky-B to be a traitor. Get her to us before her public appearance later this daycycle before she causes damage.',8,22),(95,'We still have tons of Vicky-B merchandise, make sure she is still a hero when this is all over.',4,22),(96,'Strike-Me-Not has suddenly become profitable, make sure it doesn\'t get shut down and stays under our control.',7,23),(97,'Strike-Me-Not is surpassing expectations. Make sure it gets shut down or gets transferred to us.',6,23),(98,'Strike-Me-Not is suddenly exceeding expectations, a sure sign of treason. Shut it down and have the staff interrogated.',8,23),(99,'When the exercise is over, make sure IntSec look incompetent while we look fantastic.',1,24),(100,'There\'ll be an invasion exercise today. Embarass the AF while making us look good.',8,24),(101,'We need to show the complex working together, get footage of at least 4 service groups working together to defend the complex.',3,24),(102,'We should take back ##CIT-V## by force! We must pre-emptively attack! Of course, clear it with the rest of the UVs first.',1,25),(103,'We should oversee the ##CIT-V## deal. Set up the deal, and make sure we get them back unharmed.',8,25),(104,'We need some good graces with FC, make sure a Troubleshooter Team oversees the transfer of ##CIT-V##.',9,25),(105,'We need to show R&D is still relevant in the fight against Communism, be sure our projects take a leading role in the upcoming exercise.',7,24),(106,'A staged commie attack means lots of repair work. Make sure all repair work is blamed on other SG\'s imcompetence, not on the exercise, or we\'ll have to pay the bill.',5,24),(107,'We should use this opportunity to move all our records to electronic sources. Convince FC to go full electronic!',2,26),(108,'CPU is going to try and make records go all electronic, stop it from happening, the power cost would be impossible.',6,26),(109,'Find a different medium than paper or electronic to put records on, and convince FC to use it to store all records. We\'ll make millions!',4,26),(110,'PLC is going to go silly over some new record storage material again, make sure it doesn\'t get implemented. Paper and Electronic are all we need.',3,26),(111,'We\'ve been trying to push for quantum storage for some time now, here\'s our chance. Convince FC to move all records to the new format.',7,26),(112,'R&D is going to push for quantum storage again, ever tried to convict someone on evidence they might be guilty? Yeah. Stop it from happening.',8,26),(113,'This attack must be from Beta Complex. We must march upon Beta Complex immediately!',1,27),(114,'This attack will lead to war if we don\'t act soon. Prevent a war with Beta Complex breaking out until we find the cause.',8,27),(115,'Danny-V-SNH was broken out of custody before his debriefing interrogation. Get them back and find the culprit.',8,28),(116,'Danny-V-SNH was a popular figure before they sent on their mission. Get them in the spotlight and keep them alive.',3,28),(117,'We still have a warehouse of Danny-V-SNH memorabillia. Bring them back into the public eye and flog off all this old stuff.',4,28),(118,'The sector is overpopulated. This is our chance to lower the Treason Termination Minimum by 15%. Clear it with the other HPs.',8,29),(119,'Cloning times are already at the maximum, make sure clone deaths are at a minimum this daycycle.',5,29),(120,'HPD&MC are going to use the overpopulation as an excuse to take our land. Make sure we don\'t lose any land to HPD todaycycle.',1,29),(121,'HPD&MC are going to use the overpopulation as an excuse to take our land. Make sure we don\'t lose any land to HPD todaycycle.',4,29),(122,'HPD&MC are going to use the overpopulation as an excuse to take our land. Make sure we don\'t lose any land to HPD todaycycle.',7,29),(123,'If we\'re going to fix the overpopulation, we need more land for housing. We need two of either AF bases, PLC warehouses, or R&D labs.',3,29),(124,'Friend Computer has an interest in this show performing well. Ensure the show goes off without a hitch.',3,30),(125,'We have intel Teela-O is trying to disappear and will do so during her live show today. Ensure her location is tracked and her accomplices are arrested.',8,30),(126,'The market is already oversaturated on Teela-O merch, and we\'ve got tons in storage. Find some way to get sales of Teela-O merch going again.',4,30),(127,'The megamall is expected to be completely full todaycycle. That means there won\'t be enough air for the people inside. Don\'t let us take the blame for any incidents.',6,30),(128,'Simple repairs aren\'t profitable. Make sure GRB sector is either unharmed or declared destroyed after it\'s reintegrated.',5,31),(129,'Tech Services have been getting uppity, we should cause them some trouble. Cause a large repair log for GRB sector, but don\'t have it declared destroyed.',6,31),(130,'We noticed major computer activity before the sector went offline. Don\'t let any damage come to GRB sector.',2,31),(131,'Last message received from GRB sector was warning of the danger of the eugenicists. Identify and classify this new threat.',8,31),(132,'We were sent tons of paper that was used on Reactor ##SUB##\'s shielding. Don\'t let the other groups find out.',6,32),(133,'The jackbooted idiots are blaming us for no termination vouchers being dispatched, make sure the blame falls on IntSec and not on us.',2,32),(134,'Those idiots in CPU haven\'t sent us any termination vouchers for the last daycycle. Find out why and make sure they take the blame.',8,32),(135,'Whatever happens, make sure you get prize number 2, it can\'t fall into someone else\'s hands.',8,33),(136,'Prize 2 is far too valuable for any other group to have, make sure you get it instead of them.',1,33),(137,'Internal affairs is breathing down our necks. Make sure whoever controls internal security gets prize number 1, it will distract them for a while.',9,33),(138,'Tech Services being their usual uppity self, make sure their controlling UV gets prize number 1.',6,33),(139,'Power Services has seen prize 1, and as usual they\'ll try and give it to us. Make sure their controlling UV gets it instead.',5,33),(140,'We can\'t find ##SUB## anywhere, we don\'t even know where it was supposed to have been built. Don\'t let the others find this out.',7,34),(141,'RnD have been promising ##SUB## for over two yearcycles now. Recover it and bring it to us.',1,34),(142,'We suspect RnD are planning on framing us for embezzling funds, when of course we didn\'t. Make sure the blame falls purely on RnD.',2,34),(143,'We were promised manufacturing contracts on ##SUB##, have it tested and approved for production.',5,34),(144,'Clones don\'t buy as much when fear of Commies is high, they stay away from shops. Lower the fear of commies by the end of the daycycle and get them out shopping again!',4,35),(145,'Clones watch more vidshows when fear of commies is high. Raise the fear of commies even higher so we can make more on advertisements!',3,35),(146,'Our Communist Fear index is just right. Keep it stable for the rest of the daycycle.',2,35),(147,'We can\'t find ##SUB## anywhere, we don\'t even know where it was supposed to have been built. Don\'t let the others find this out.',7,36),(148,'RnD have been promising ##SUB## for over two yearcycles now. Recover it and bring it to us.',1,36),(149,'We suspect RnD are planning on framing us for embezzling funds, when of course we didn\'t. Make sure the blame falls purely on RnD.',2,36),(150,'We were promised manufacturing contracts on ##SUB##, have it tested and approved for production.',4,36),(151,'Troubleshooter teams aren\'t getting enough incidental exercise. That is, exercise not required for a mission. We need at least six clone-hours worth of incidental exercise by end todaycycle.',9,NULL),(152,'We\'re behind on our survival quota. We need two troubleshooter missions to lose no clones by the end of the daycycle.',9,NULL),(153,'There\'s a huge budget for a project coming up, make sure that whatever it is, it combats the commie threat in some way.',1,37),(154,'According to cpu calculations, we need to boost the compliance index. Whatever this big project is, make sure it\'s increasing citizen compliance.',2,37),(155,'I hate saying this, but citizens are watching too many vidshows and health is suffering. Whatever this big project is, it needs to increase citizen\'s health.',3,37),(156,'We\'re behind on our discovery quota for the yearcycle, and we may not make it. Whatever this big project is, it needs to help us catch more traitors.',8,37),(157,'The grid is already running at maximum. Whatever this big project is, it either needs to create its own power or use no power whatsoever.',6,37),(158,'Too much money is getting siphoned into HPD\'s pay per view shows. Whatever this big project does, it needs to make 1 billion in revenue per monthcycle.',4,37),(159,'Whatever this big project becomes, it must push the boundaries of science and be something never done before.',7,37),(160,'The ##ZON## sector translines are a confusing mess. We need you to make this new project have at least a million visitors per day so we can use it at a transbot hub later.',5,37),(161,'We need to improve the success ratio of missions in the future. Whatever the new project is, we need it to enhance troubleshooter efficiency.',9,37),(162,'We must study Lenin-##ZON##! Return him to our containment!',7,38),(163,'Lenin-##ZON## is a danger to the complex, he must be eliminated!',1,38),(164,'Lenin-##ZON## is a high profile traitor! He must be captured and subjected to a public erasure!',3,38),(165,'We need Right-U-ARE to decide the transtube connection takes the western path. Please ensure it does.',1,39),(166,'Right-U-ARE is the lynchpin in this transtube decision. Make sure it goes through the western route.',6,39),(167,'Right-U-ARE is the lynchpin in this transtube decision. Make sure it goes through the eastern path.',5,39),(168,'We need Right-U-ARE to decide the transtube connection takes the eastern path. Please make sure it does.',8,39),(169,'If Right-U-ARE doesn\'t decide the transtube takes the western path, we will have to demolish part of the Megamall! Make sure they choose the eastern path!',4,39),(170,'If Right-U-ARE doesn\'t decide the transtube takes the eastern path, we will have to demolish part of our studio complex! Make sure they choose the eastern path!',3,39),(171,'CPU approved our change to sell Brewskis to the masses! Don\'t let them reverse change order ##SUB## they let through!',4,40),(172,'The citizens have been extremely compliant and happy in the last daycycle. Continue this trend.',3,40),(173,'Large quantities of infrareds are going into negative bank balances. Correct this trend.',2,40),(174,'Citizens have been vomiting at an alarming rate this daycycle, and we\'re not sure exactly why. Please rectify the situation.',5,40),(175,'Our troops\' accuracy and obedience has dropped all across the sector. Have our troops back at rediness before the end of the daycycle!',1,40),(176,'Civil disobedience incidents have spiked today, and we don\'t have the manpower to get it under control. Rectify it before the end of the daycycle.',8,40),(177,'We\'ve lost too many reactors to sabotage lately, make sure we don\'t lose another reactor today.',6,40),(178,'We\'re at final testing for RDP ##SUB-RD##, but we need drug free test subjects. Get us 50.',7,40),(179,'We have to meet a food delivery at the end of the daycycle. Make sure clones eat 50% less for the rest of the daycycle.',4,41),(180,'Clones aren\'t eating enough, so they aren\'t getting enough drugs. Make sure clones eat at least 25% more by by the end of the daycycle.',3,41),(181,'We want to do some nutritional research. Have clones eat at least 50% more by the end of the daycycle.',7,41),(182,'We\'re behind on our traitor detection quota. Have clones eat at least 25% less by the end of the daycycle.',8,41),(183,'We\'ve been seeing worrying fluctuations in the amount clones eat. Keep consumption steady.',2,41),(184,'AFP ##SUB-AF## is keyed to Scoutbot ##SUB-0##. Repair the bot outside the complex. Do NOT allow it to be brought inside the complex.',1,42),(185,'Scoutbot ##SUB-0## contains information that will lead to the termination of a High Programmer. Get us that infomation.',8,42),(186,'Scoutbot ##SUB-0## has been heavily modified, and we want to study it. Get it to us in good condition.',7,42),(187,'Scoutbot ##SUB-0## contains vital information. Get its bot brain to us so we can prove we\'re the superior service group!',6,42),(188,'We need a new threat to justify increased military spending. Find and vet one for us.',1,43),(189,'We need the next big thing that can affects clones lives that we can record and document. Find it and vet it for us.',2,43),(190,'We\'re needing something new to draw bored clone\'s attention. Find it for us.',3,43),(191,'We\'re needing justification for additional surveillance spending, find a new category for us to surveil.',8,43),(192,'We can use today to expand the power network. Find a way to justify it to the other high programmers.',6,43),(193,'We\'ve been limited in sales prices due to regulations. Find a reason to ignore those regulations and hike prices up.',4,43),(194,'We need to expand our labs. Too many projects sharing the same space. Todaycycle is the perfect time to get clearance on an expansion. Find us a reason and clear it with the Big C.',7,43),(195,'Repair times are stretching out too far and we don\'t have the staff to fix it. Get a greater budget assigned to tech services.',5,43),(196,'We\'re trialling a new happiness index. Make sure the index rises at least 10 points todaycycle.',2,44),(197,'It\'s time for a happiness increase! Make sure the happiness index increases at least 20 points todaycycle.',3,44),(198,'This is the perfect opportunity to start a new recruiting program! Get at as much screen time to Armed Forces propaganda as possible.',1,46),(199,'There\'s something weird going on with the happiness index. Get it above 0 before the end of the daycycle.',2,46),(200,'Our arrest quotas are down. Get the happiness index below 0 by the end of the daycycle so we can arrest some malcontents.',8,46),(201,'We lost a lot of stock footage in the attack last night. Find a secure location for us to begin storing the new footage.',3,46),(202,'We\'re having a problem with one of our reactors. Reduce power usage for the next few hourcycles till we can get it under control.',6,46),(203,'They want content? Give \'em content. Fill the vidshow programming with informercials!',4,46),(204,'This is the perfect opportunity to test RDP ##SUB-RDP##! Get it on the airwaves!',7,46),(205,'We\'ve got a lot of sensitive repairs to do todaycycle. Get as many citizens watching vidscreens as possible, so they\'re not interrupting us.',5,46),(206,'This is the perfect time to kick of the new season of Troubleshooters! Show exciting footage of troubleshooters succeeding at a mission! Make it look good!',9,46),(207,'Our spies tell us there\'s a \"clean\" member of the invaders. Capture them for us and bring them to R&D for testing.',7,47),(208,'##CIT-G## is one of ours. Bring them in for a debriefing on this mess.',8,47),(209,'##CIT-G## is one of ours. Bring them in for a debriefing on this mess.',6,47),(210,'We must show the might of Alpha Complex, wipe out every last clone of the invaders.',1,47),(211,'Lenin-##ZON## is a big prize! Bring him in so we can subject him to a lengthy interrogation.',8,38),(212,'We received word that \"Super Elvis\" is planning something. Find them and bring them in.',8,48),(213,'Whoever this \"Super Elvis\" is, they\'re a star! Bring them in and convince them to work for us!',3,48),(214,'\"Super Elvis\" has defaced far too many of our transbots. Eliminate them by the end of the daycycle.',5,48),(215,'We haven\'t been maintaining the tracks at ##SUB-1##. Make sure the blame for the accident falls on PLC or Tech Services.',6,49),(216,'Turns out we sold cheap steel instead of proper steel for the tracks in ##SUB-1##. Make sure the blame falls on Tech Services or CPU.',4,49),(217,'We haven\'t been able to keep up with the maintenance on the transbots involved in ##SUB-1##. Make sure the blame falls on CPU or PS.',5,49),(218,'Seems someone took bribes to increase the transbot frequency above regulations in ##SUB-1##. Deflect the blame onto Power Services or PLC.',2,49),(219,'Re-education programs with field trips are shown to lower redictivism rates. Implement a field-trip re-education regimen.',3,50),(220,'One loophole to finish re-education is to enlist with the Armed Forces. Make the re-education regime look horrible compared to enlisting.',1,50),(221,'Due to efficiency mandates, citizens are to finish their re-education in an average of 5 hourcycles 14 minutecycles. Ensure this mandate holds with the new regime.',2,50),(222,'According to the report, re-offending citizens do so within a monthcycle. Ensure all discharged patients are monitored and tracked for a monthcycle.',8,50),(223,'The previous re-education regime used too much power. Ensure the new regime is power neutral.',6,50),(224,'The previous regime just used hourcycles of propaganda videos and mild electroshock therapy, and we made almost no profit off it. Change this.',4,50),(225,'We believe our new ##SUB-RD## pill should reduce redictivism rates, provided they don\'t consume cold fun for 4 daycycles after. Include it in the new re-education regime.',7,50),(226,'We\'re looking forward to taking the fight to the commies! Ensure FC is happy with the performance of the Mark V warbot. Don\'t let FC know it doesn\'t work.',1,51),(227,'Projections look promising all round, provided the Mark V is approved. Ensure FC is happy with the tests. Don\'t let FC know it doesn\'t work.',2,51),(228,'The Mark V is an excellent opportunity for morale! Ensure the tests have a live audience. Keep the audience safe, and use the Mark V to raise morale.',3,51),(229,'The Mark V contract will be extremely lucrative! Don\'t let anyone know it doesn\'t operate to spec.',4,51),(230,'The Mark V is our best work yet! Absolutely impenetrable! Ensure FC is happy with the performance!',7,51),(231,'The Mark V requires no maintenance! Ensure FC is happy with the tests! Don\'t let anyone know about the niggling performance issues.',5,51),(232,'##SUB-1## would be disastrous for our sales. Wipe it out, ensure it never existed.',4,53),(233,'##SUB-1## is a good show of the efficiency and quality work of R&D. Ensure it gets deployed and used.',7,53),(234,'##SUB-1## will be excellent for reducing the load on our sewerage systems. Ensure the first deployment is in plant ##SUB-SEWER##.',6,53),(235,'##SUB-1## can replace all our shredders! Ensure the first deployment is in archives room ##SUB-ARCHIVE##.',2,53),(236,'##SUB-1## could be a disaster for public order. Stop it from getting deployed.',3,53),(237,'We know IntSec are after Silo ##SUB-AF##, protect it and shut down Interrogation facility ##SUB-IS## instead.',1,54),(238,'HPD want the land Interrogation facility ##SUB-IS## is built on. Protect it and shut down Facility ##SUB-HP## instead.',8,54),(239,'PLC have been jealous of Facility ##SUB-HP## for months, and we believe they\'ll make a move today. Protect it and shut down Food vat ##SUB-PLC## instead.',3,54),(240,'Tech Services have been wanting to take over Food vat ##SUB-PLC##. Stop them and shut down Warehouse ##SUB-TS## instead.',4,54),(241,'We\'ve gotten wind of a plot from power services to take out Warehouse ##SUB-TS##. Protect it and shut down Sewerage Plant ##SUB-PS## instead.',5,54),(242,'CPU are trying to get their unhygienic hands on Sewerage Plant ##SUB-PS##. Stop them and shut down Document Store ##SUB-CPU## instead.',6,54),(243,'Those crackpots at R&D are wanting to take over Document Store ##SUB-CPU##. Protect the facility and shut down Particle Lab ##SUB-RD## instead.',2,54),(244,'The troubleshooters are wanting to expand their training grounds into Particle Lab ##SUB-RD##. Protect the lab and shut down Training Grounds ##SUB-TD## instead.',7,54),(245,'Armed forces are wanting to take over Training Grounds ##SUB-TD## for their own uses. Protect it and shut down Silo ##SUB-AF## instead.',9,54),(246,'R Cafeteria ##SUB-1## has suddenly become more popular with high clearance citizens. Construct and stock shops around the cafeteria, and ensure the trend continues!',4,55),(247,'R Cafeteria ##SUB-1## has had a sudden change in population metrics. Ensure nearby housing matches the new metrics.',3,55),(248,'R Cafeteria ##SUB-1## has a higher concentration of oxygen than life support should be providing. Research the cause and apply it to R Cafeteria ##SUB-2## for validation purposes.',7,55),(249,'We want ##SUB-UFO## for its clearly advanced technology! We need sole access to it for 30 minutecycles to figure out how it works.',7,56),(250,'We need to sweep ##SUB-UFO## for enemy surveillance and other illegal propaganda. We need sole access to it for 30 minutecycles. Ensure we get it.',8,56),(251,'Reports suggest ##SUB-UFO## contains a powerful weapon. Ensure we have sole access to it for 30 minutecycles so we can confirm it.',1,56),(252,'We believe ##SUB-UFO## contains a powerful mind-control weapon. We need 30 minutecycles sole access to it to confirm its existence.',3,56),(253,'##SUB-1## does not appear to be categorised correctly. Ensure we control ##SUB-1## at the end of the daycycle, so we can fix this issue.',2,57),(254,'From what we\'ve discovered ##SUB-1## must contain a strain of never before seen DNA! Ensure we control it at the end of the daycycle.',7,57),(255,'##SUB-1## will cut down on heating costs! Ensure we control ##SUB-1## at the end of a daycyle.',6,57),(256,'##SUB-1## is a treason magnet. Ensure no service group controls it at the end of the daycycle, we can\'t afford another purge right now.',8,57),(257,'We\'re supposed to be holding a training session in ##LOC-1##, but we\'re double booked with troubleshooter idiots. Give us the all clear when we have the place to ourselves.',1,57),(258,'We\'re supposed to be holding a training session in ##LOC-1##, but we\'re double booked with AF grunts. Give us the all clear when we have the place to ourselves.',9,57),(259,'This attack will lead to war if we don\'t act soon. Prevent a war with Beta Complex breaking out until we find the cause.',8,58),(260,'This attack must be from Beta Complex. We must march upon Beta Complex immediately to get our war frequency back up to snuff.',2,58),(261,'We keep getting told this attack is coming from Beta Complex, even though we nuked them already. Going to war with Beta Complex will invalidate a lot of our paperwork, ensure it doesn\'t happen.',1,58),(262,'Our heating units are having major difficulty keeping the heat levels up, and are almost at breaking point. Find some way to heat the complex up, and quickly.',6,58),(263,'Our INFRARED barracks are oversubscribed 30%, ensure FC doesn\'t experience this problem.',3,59),(264,'We can\'t subject FC to any sort of interrogation, it may damage its circuits. Ensure FC doesn\'t get arrested for anything.',8,59),(265,'FC needs to be reminded of how important we are. Ensure FC gets recruited into the Armed Forces and stays safe during the training.',1,59),(266,'We can\'t let FC know how bad INFRARED rations are. Ensure FC will never have to taste IR food.',4,59),(267,'Current tech means we\'ll need to recharge FC for five minutes ever two hourcycles. Ensure FC can get recharged without drawing attention.',6,59),(268,'We need the ##SUB-1## information to track down the citizen responsible for the mess. Get it for us.',8,60),(269,'We need the ##SUB-1## information to fix ##SUB-1##. Get us that info undamaged.',7,60),(270,'We\'ve got major vermin in the utilities. As in, mobilise for war major. Clean out the vermin without destroying the utilities.',6,61),(271,'We don\'t have enough biosludge coming in to keep the food growing. Either get more clones using bathrooms, or find us another source of biomass.',4,61),(272,'The ##ZON## Warriors aren\'t doing so hot, ensure they don\'t lose.',3,62),(273,'There\'s a blockage in the sewerage pipes under the stadium, get them unblocked before game end. Ensure no-one else finds out about this.',6,62),(274,'There\'s a blockage in the B3 distribution pipes under the B3 stadium. Get them unblocked before game end. Don\'t let anyone else find out about this.',4,62),(275,'We need to show the complex how we\'re needed in all things! Get an exciting troubleshooter mission to take place in the B3 stadium! Ensure it\'s filmed!',9,62),(276,'We\'ve heard word of a massive communist attack to take place underneath the B3 stadium, todaycycle. Ensure we\'re the ones who stop it, not those IntSec idiots.',1,62),(277,'We\'ve heard word of a massive communist attack to take place underneath the B3 stadium, todaycycle. Ensure we\'re the ones who stop it, not those Armed Forces grunts..',8,62),(278,'We\'re conducting a sector-wide experiment on the populace and we can\'t have funball be a rogue element. Ensure the ##ZON## Warriors tie for points.',7,62),(279,'If the ##ZON## Warriors lose, the sector will be too distracted to notice us demolishing a few derilect sleeping quarters. Make sure the ##ZON## warriors lose.',5,62),(280,'We sent out the faulty petbot update, but CPU approved it!. Ensure the blame doesn\'t fall on us.',5,63),(281,'We approved the petbot update, but R&D wrote it! Ensure the blame doesn\'t fall on us.',2,63),(282,'Despite the mislabelling, the petbot update was obviously not a release candidate. Ensure the blame for this fiasco doesn\'t fall on us.',7,63),(283,'We can\'t let clones know the petbots are fighting each other, it\'ll hurt sales. Cover it up in so clones will buy lots of expensive replacements!',4,63),(284,'There\'s fighting in the corridors! Deploy us against the enemy, and show Friend Computer how we saved the sector from IntSec\'s incompetence!',1,63),(285,'Those AF goons are going to try and claim we lost control of the complex. Ensure we don\'t get embarrassed over this.',8,63),(286,'All our food stores have been contaminated by insects! Find some way to sell the contaminated PGC bars for a good price.',4,64),(287,'All the food is destroyed! Convince the other UVs to use ##SUB-RD## as a temporary foodstuff.',7,64),(288,'The PGC expired because it\'s not refrigerated! Ensure food will be refridgerated in the future!',5,64),(289,'Power is limited, as usual, and tech services are going to push their damn refridgerators again. Stop them.',6,64),(290,'##CIT-I-RD## is a valuable prize! Ensure you control them at the end of the daycycle.',1,65),(291,'##CIT-I-RD## is a valuable prize! Ensure you control them at the end of the daycycle.',2,65),(292,'##CIT-I-RD## is a valuable prize! Ensure you control them at the end of the daycycle.',3,65),(293,'##CIT-I-RD## is a valuable prize! Ensure you control them at the end of the daycycle.',8,65),(294,'##CIT-I-RD## is a valuable prize! Ensure you control them at the end of the daycycle.',6,65),(295,'##CIT-I-RD## is a valuable prize! Ensure you control them at the end of the daycycle.',4,65),(296,'##CIT-I-RD## is a valuable prize! Ensure you control them at the end of the daycycle.',7,65),(297,'##CIT-I-RD## is a valuable prize! Ensure you control them at the end of the daycycle.',7,65),(298,'##CIT-I-RD## is a valuable prize! Ensure you control them at the end of the daycycle.',5,65),(299,'##CIT-I-RD## is a valuable prize! Ensure you control them at the end of the daycycle.',9,65),(300,'RDP ##SUB-SUN## needs to be stopped, no matter the cost. The extra equipment getting fried isn\'t worth the tradeoff.',5,66),(301,'RDP ##SUB-SUN## needs to be deployed correctly, it will make alternative energy sources a viable solution!',6,66),(302,'RDP ##SUB-SUN## is the perfect opportunity to raise ratings. Ensure every moment of the mission is exciting and televised.',3,66),(303,'RDP ##SUB-SUN## is the perfect opportunity to get some air time! Ensure troubleshooters are embedded every step of the mission.',9,66),(304,'RDP ##SUB-SUN## will mess with morale. Prevent it from getting deployed.',1,66),(305,'RDP ##SUB-SUN## will help prevent traitors hiding in the darkness. Ensure it succeeds.',8,66),(306,'RDP ##SUB-SUN## looks to be fantastic, but it needs to get delayed slightly for the EM shielding project to power up. Ensure it succeeds, but not within the next two hourcycles.',7,66),(307,'RDP ##SUB-SUN## needs to be delivered on time and on budget. We\'ll worry about the budget, just ensure it gets deployed within the next two hourcycles.',2,66),(308,'The last of our He3 stocks are going into RDP ##SUB-SUN##. Either find some way to reduce the yield, or get us more He3.',4,66),(309,'We had an entire warehouse of inter-sector transbot meals get stolen, now we don\'t have anything to serve. Either recover that shipment, or find us a substitute.',4,69),(310,'We\'re looking at rotating Banana out of the 31 official flavours. Find us evidence to use in the case.',2,69),(311,'There\'s the possibility of Banana getting rotated out of the 31 official flavours, but it\'s been shown to have the highest positive response among YELLOWs of clearance age 0-4 yearcycles. Find us evidence to ensure its continued stay.',3,69),(312,'Barry-B is one of our best agents. Get him extracted and to IntSec for debriefing after his ceremony.',8,69),(313,'Barry-B is one of our best spies. Extract him to Vault 38 after his ceremony.',6,69),(314,'We need to ensure Barry-B\'s mission is a success. Track down and capture whoever stole warehouse ##SUB-WH##\'s supply of luxury inter-sector transtube meals.',9,69),(315,'We\'ve heard a bunch of creatures absorbed some chronoparticulates in an R&D lab. Capture them for us so we can put them to work on treadmills.',6,68),(316,'A good amount of expensive chronoparticulates were stolen yesterdaycycle. Return them to the labs.',7,68),(317,'All our food stores have been eaten by insects! Find something else to serve for meals, fast!',4,68),(318,'This lack of food is going to give citizens excuses to be sluggish. Ensure all citizens get at least half an hourcycle\'s worth of exercise todaycyle.',3,68),(319,'No food means riots. Either prevent the riots, or make another service group liable for the damages.',5,68),(320,'No-one is watching vidshows anymore! Advertisement revenue is plummeting! Get citizens watching the vidscreens again!',3,67),(321,'Paperwork is down 78.1%. Rectify the situation before the end of the daycycle.',2,67),(322,'Something is causing the efficiency drop. Weaponise it.',1,67),(323,'A recent trip to the vaults found a couple of books that were stolen from our recovery team. We\'d like them back, please.',6,67),(324,'Ensure none of the warbots get destroyed, we need them back in the fleet to deal with the commie threat.',1,70),(325,'Destroyed warbots are great for recycled parts. Ensure one of them gets completely destroyed in ##ZON## territory so we can get that sweet salvage.',4,70),(326,'Warbot repair contracts are lu-cra-tive! Ensure a warbot is disabled, but not destroyed, on ##ZON## turf.',5,70),(327,'Records only show two of those warbots belong in ##ZON##, but the records on which ones have been lost. Ensure there are two working warbots in ##ZON## at the end of the daycycle.',2,70),(328,'Warbots are always great for viewing. Many of them are even better! Get footage of at least three of the warbots fighting enemies of the complex together!',3,70),(329,'That gold is messing with our reports, it probably shouldn\'t exist. Ensure it\'s not in general circulation by the end of the daycycle.',2,71),(330,'Busting these gold theives would make us look extremely good! Ensure we have some thieves to publicly terminate at the end of the daycycle.',8,71),(331,'We need a ton of gold for special projects. Get it for us.',7,71),(332,'We need a ton of gold for some special wiring. Get it for us.',6,71),(333,'More money in the economy means more money we can make! Ensure at least a ton of gold enters circulation!',4,71),(334,'Someone\'s going to try and steal our precious water. Repair the main and return the water back to the main tanks.',6,13),(335,'We\'ve got some experiments to run. Can you clear the flooded area and test out this experimental explosive under the water?',7,13),(336,'Troubleshooter teams aren\'t getting enough incidental exercise. That is, exercise not required for a mission. We need at least six clone-hours worth of incidental exercise by end todaycycle.',9,13);
+INSERT INTO `sgm` VALUES (1,'The grunts are getting restless. Make sure at least two infantry units are given something to do.',1,NULL),(2,'The budget for the new Mark V Warbot is tight. We need an R&D team and half a ton of reactor fuel to attempt to turn it on.',1,NULL),(3,'Efficiency is down 15.7%. Find a way to increase it. It doesn\'t matter what it is, it\'ll all balance out in the end.',2,NULL),(4,'Housing in ##ZON## is oversubscribed by 21%. Either build more housing or reduce demand.',3,NULL),(5,'We\'ve overproduced on ##RES-1## by six months. Find a use for the excess ##RES-1##.',4,NULL),(6,'We have a machine. We don\'t know what it does. Turning it on needs unfettered access to a reactor. We want to turn it on.',7,NULL),(7,'Our contract to rebuild sector ZQD is behind schedule. We need another couple of construction teams but don\'t let anyone know we\'re using them to finish ZQD.',5,NULL),(8,'We\'ve got a huge excess of spent fuel rods. Find a place to put them, please?',6,NULL),(9,'We\'re having trouble storing all the nukes. Either use a few or find us a new storage area.',1,NULL),(10,'The jackbooted idiots are blaming us for no termination vouchers being dispatched, make sure the blame falls on them and not on us.',2,1),(11,'Those idiots in CPU haven\'t sent us any termination vouchers for the last daycycle. Find out why and make sure they take the blame.',8,1),(12,'We want this contract but haven\'t the time to prepare...make sure Power Services\' tubes stop working and get us that contract.',5,2),(13,'The money we could get from this contract, not to mention the extra housing space. Do whatever it takes to get us the contract.',3,2),(14,'It\'s not our fault there were so many problems with the Transtube timetables! Make sure we keep this contract, or we\'re all toast.',6,2),(15,'Power Services have never given our troops free rides. Make sure whoever gets the contract promises free rides to Armed Forces grunts.',1,2),(16,'We were ambushed while getting the weapon from R&D. Make sure we don\'t get embarrased over this.',1,3),(17,'We filed the RDP ##SUB## paperwork as complete before the exchange was ambushed. Make sure the exchange is completed before the end of the daycycle.',2,3),(18,'There\'s a small problem we\'ve located with RDP ##SUB##, once it gets fired it can\'t be turned off. Destroy the device and make sure no-one else finds out about this little flaw.',7,3),(19,'##CIT-V-TR##\'s erasure has to go off without a hitch. The Big C\'s twitchy enough as it is.',3,4),(20,'Due to constraints, we can\'t actually remove ##CIT-V-TR##\'s name from the databanks until after their erasure, or it\'ll crash the TTS. Make sure it doesn\'t crash.',2,4),(21,'The Big C seems to have a sore spot for ##CIT-V-TR##, and the TTS isn\'t tracking why. Make sure the trial goes off fine, but delay the erasure so we can use \'em as bait.',8,4),(22,'##CIT-V-TR##\'s erasure is due for 80:00, but we want it pushed back to 90:00 for...reasons. We also want their body afterwards, get it to us.',7,4),(23,'RDP ##SUB## is one of our best projects, and it actually works! Get it standardized sector-wide.',7,5),(24,'If RDP ##SUB## gets standardised we\'ll lose at least half our revenue. Make sure it doesn\'t make the cut.',4,5),(25,'RDP ##SUB## getting standardised means we can sell space in our reactors for growth! Get in standardised!',6,5),(26,'The nitwits at Power Services want RDP ##SUB## standardised for some reason. Make sure it doesn\'t happen.',5,5),(27,'If RDP ##SUB## is standardised, we won\'t be able to easily push drugs to the population. Stop it at all costs',3,5),(28,'If R&D\'s new gene is standardised, we can classify most of the sector as unregistered mutants and push our rates through the roof! Get it done.',8,5),(29,'Current projections of RDP ##SUB## show an efficiency increase of 180%! Get it standardised!',2,5),(33,'This attack must be from Beta Complex. We must march upon Beta Complex immediately!',1,7),(34,'This attack will lead to war if we don\'t act soon. Prevent a war with Beta Complex breaking out until we find the cause.',8,7),(35,'Our grid is almost overloaded! I can\'t believe I\'m saying this...but we need clones to use more power immediately!',6,7),(36,'There\'s a sudden drop of happiness in multiple subsectors. We need it cleared up pronto.',3,7),(37,'The Petbot 214 has a bit of a flaw, but make sure it doesn\'t get banned. It\'s set to have huge sales!',4,8),(38,'The Petbot 214 is a hit, but could use a few new features. Make sure the next production run encourages people to watch \"Late Night with Conan-O-BRN\"',3,8),(39,'The release of the Petbot 214 is ruining our metrics. Get it removed from sale however you can.',2,8),(40,'The new Petbot requires huge amounts of power, and needs to be rechared every two hours. The grid can\'t handle it, either get us more power or remove the petbots.',6,8),(41,'The concentration of petbots is at an exact level required for data gathering. Don\'t have them recalled, but don\'t let the next production run complete.',7,8),(42,'The truckbot with cold fun syrup crashed in ##SUB##, make sure we don\'t take the blame or have to pay any damages.',4,9),(43,'Tunnel ##SUB## was a clear run on the map! Make sure CPU wear the blame for the Cold Fun syrup truckbot crash.',5,9),(44,'The maps for the transtubes were supposed to be updated last monthcycle but weren\'t. Cover us while we update the maps and records to show the update happened as planned.',2,9),(45,'The data shows a terrorist attack is supposed to hit today. Identify the threat, and make sure it\'s stopped.',8,10),(46,'Finally, a chance to embarrass those idiots at IntSec. Find what this supposed terrorist attack is supposed to be, and when it happens make sure IntSec take the blame.',1,10),(47,'PLC and TD aren\'t wanting to pay the usual price for product placement during the UltraSuperMegaBowl, so keep their products out of the stadium and off the air while the game is ongoing.',3,10),(48,'Our techs have nicknamed today the MegaBowel, for obvious reasons. If there\'s anything in the pipes there may be problems. If it happens, don\'t let the blame fall on us.',5,10),(49,'Project ##SUB## is going ahead today, make sure it\'s a success!',7,6),(50,'##SUB## is likely to cause us to lose the need of heaps of reactors! Don\'t let it succeed!',6,6),(51,'The reactor isn\'t actually ready to go yet, we need engineers sent down before it gets switched on. Whatever happens, make sure HPD don\'t get any footage of the unfinished reactor.',6,11),(52,'We\'ve been refused access to the opening ceremony of the new reactor, but you should have no problem. Get our cameras into the opening ceremony and find out what\'s going on.',3,11),(53,'We\'ve had this huge stock of radiation badges for over a yearcycle. Sell one to every citizen of the sector.',4,11),(54,'We just got word of a huge invasion force! Get at least four of our units into the fight!',1,12),(55,'We\'ve finally got a solid war coming. Get heaps of combat footage of our troops winning for the usual propaganda purposes.',3,12),(56,'We\'re going to war. Prevent any major damage to the sector, or make sure the other service groups get blamed for it.',5,12),(57,'We don\'t actually have enough laser barrels to go to war with. Either make more fast or find alterative ammo sources.',4,12),(58,'The flooding water may be fresh water! If it is, store it somewhere so we can bottle it and sell it for megacredits!',4,13),(59,'Mission quota is down. Send at least 5 troubleshooter teams on missions before the end of the daycycle.',9,NULL),(60,'That entire flooded area was almost condemned. Let it get destroyed so we can get a juicy demolition contract out of it.',5,13),(61,'This flooding is bad for morale. Implement a couple of initiatives to make the proles feel good about the flooding.',3,13),(62,'We have reliable information one of the High Programmers in the room is a traitor. Find them and have them terminated before end of daycycle.',8,NULL),(63,'There\'s been a sudden drop in the hygiene index, whatever the cause, make sure the blame is on tech services.',2,14),(64,'There\'s been a sudden loss of hygiene in the complex, our cleaners are still working fine. Make the blame land squarely on R&D.',5,14),(65,'We deployed a few dirt indexer bots last weekcycle and they work great! Make sure any blame for the loss of sector hygiene falls on CPU and not us.',7,14),(66,'The Computer\'s convinced that one of the other High Programmers is a traitor. If you don\'t prove that one is a traitor it\'ll blow a fuse.',2,NULL),(67,'We need more data on the effects of a nuclear meltdown, so we can test our new nuclear-proof underwear.',7,NULL),(68,'We need to close transtube ##ZON##-M4 for six months. Clear it with the other High Programmers and make sure they understand this will disrupt all transport in the sector.',6,NULL),(69,'##CIT-B-1## is one of our most decorated Vulture Troopers. Don\'t let treason be the public reason for his erasure.',1,15),(70,'##CIT-B-1## is an embarrassment to the complex, show him as an example that anyone can be a commie.',8,15),(71,'We need more exposure, ratings are falling. Get a high-profile citizen to go on at least two troubleshooter missions.',9,15),(72,'If ##CIT-B-1## is publicly denounced as treasonous it will be horrible for morale. Don\'t let that happen.',3,15),(73,'We\'re lagging behind on our High Profile Mutation Tracking. Find ##CIT-B-1##\'s mutation and have it registered before his erasure.',2,15),(74,'214-##SUB## is a commie weapon of mass destruction! Secure it and give it to us so we can study it!',7,16),(75,'Oh Computer, 214-##SUB## again? Make sure it\'s properly secured by us this time.',8,16),(76,'Everyone seems to be after 214-##SUB##. Make sure it\'s secured by us so we can replicate it and sell it to the other groups for massive profits!',4,16),(77,'Why are the other groups after 214-##SUB## anyway? Get it for us so we can sell it to the highest bidder!',6,16),(78,'Those Jackbooted idiots can\'t even keep one item under containment? Get 214-##SUB## for us, and we\'ll secure it properly this time.',1,16),(79,'MuchoMeat is one of our most profitable producers, don\'t let any serious damage come to it.',4,17),(80,'MuchoMeat is out-performing profit expectations. Bring it back within expectations.',2,17),(81,'MuchoMeat is full of expensive machinery, if things were to get broken there it would be extremely profitable for our techs. Make it profitable for our techs.',5,17),(82,'MuchoMeat uses far too much power. Halve their power consumption by the end of the daycycle.',6,17),(83,'##SUB## only has enough power for two firings, but the second will destroy the device. Stop people from using it more than once!',7,18),(84,'We\'re low on water. Use ##SUB## to pull water in from Jupiter\'s moon.',4,18),(85,'The enemy complex on the moon has always held a sword over our heads...until today! Use ##SUB## to destroy that complex!',1,18),(86,'There\'s an entrenched PURGE cell hiding deep underground, use ##SUB## to penetrate the fortress and eliminate the cell.',8,18),(87,'Something\'s going on with the computer\'s circuits...make sure FC doesn\'t terminate any of the HPs this daycycle so we can track down the problem.',5,19),(88,'The terrorist attack appears to be orchestrated by an Ultraviolet. Uncover this UV and have them terminated.',8,20),(89,'We have the Hatred Day Parade running tonight, make sure it\'s not interrupted.',3,21),(90,'The Parade usually brings out the commie rats. The arrest quota for today is 400% of normal, make sure we reach it.',8,21),(91,'PS aren\'t giving us the power we need for the parade lighting. Get it for us.',5,21),(92,'Our reactors are maxing out, reduce usage before one goes critical.',6,21),(93,'Vicky-B has an appearance later today, make sure she attends it before her disappearance.',1,22),(94,'The Big C has deterimined Vicky-B to be a traitor. Get her to us before her public appearance later this daycycle before she causes damage.',8,22),(95,'We still have tons of Vicky-B merchandise, make sure she is still a hero when this is all over.',4,22),(96,'Strike-Me-Not has suddenly become profitable, make sure it doesn\'t get shut down and stays under our control.',7,23),(97,'Strike-Me-Not is surpassing expectations. Make sure it gets shut down or gets transferred to us.',6,23),(98,'Strike-Me-Not is suddenly exceeding expectations, a sure sign of treason. Shut it down and have the staff interrogated.',8,23),(99,'When the exercise is over, make sure IntSec look incompetent while we look fantastic.',1,24),(100,'There\'ll be an invasion exercise today. Embarass the AF while making us look good.',8,24),(101,'We need to show the complex working together, get footage of at least 4 service groups working together to defend the complex.',3,24),(102,'We should take back ##CIT-V## by force! We must pre-emptively attack! Of course, clear it with the rest of the UVs first.',1,25),(103,'We should oversee the ##CIT-V## deal. Set up the deal, and make sure we get them back unharmed.',8,25),(104,'We need some good graces with FC, make sure a Troubleshooter Team oversees the transfer of ##CIT-V##.',9,25),(105,'We need to show R&D is still relevant in the fight against Communism, be sure our projects take a leading role in the upcoming exercise.',7,24),(106,'A staged commie attack means lots of repair work. Make sure all repair work is blamed on other SG\'s imcompetence, not on the exercise, or we\'ll have to pay the bill.',5,24),(107,'We should use this opportunity to move all our records to electronic sources. Convince FC to go full electronic!',2,26),(108,'CPU is going to try and make records go all electronic, stop it from happening, the power cost would be impossible.',6,26),(109,'Find a different medium than paper or electronic to put records on, and convince FC to use it to store all records. We\'ll make millions!',4,26),(110,'PLC is going to go silly over some new record storage material again, make sure it doesn\'t get implemented. Paper and Electronic are all we need.',3,26),(111,'We\'ve been trying to push for quantum storage for some time now, here\'s our chance. Convince FC to move all records to the new format.',7,26),(112,'R&D is going to push for quantum storage again, ever tried to convict someone on evidence they might be guilty? Yeah. Stop it from happening.',8,26),(113,'This attack must be from Beta Complex. We must march upon Beta Complex immediately!',1,27),(114,'This attack will lead to war if we don\'t act soon. Prevent a war with Beta Complex breaking out until we find the cause.',8,27),(115,'Danny-V-SNH was broken out of custody before his debriefing interrogation. Get them back and find the culprit.',8,28),(116,'Danny-V-SNH was a popular figure before they sent on their mission. Get them in the spotlight and keep them alive.',3,28),(117,'We still have a warehouse of Danny-V-SNH memorabillia. Bring them back into the public eye and flog off all this old stuff.',4,28),(118,'The sector is overpopulated. This is our chance to lower the Treason Termination Minimum by 15%. Clear it with the other HPs.',8,29),(119,'Cloning times are already at the maximum, make sure clone deaths are at a minimum this daycycle.',5,29),(120,'HPD&MC are going to use the overpopulation as an excuse to take our land. Make sure we don\'t lose any land to HPD todaycycle.',1,29),(121,'HPD&MC are going to use the overpopulation as an excuse to take our land. Make sure we don\'t lose any land to HPD todaycycle.',4,29),(122,'HPD&MC are going to use the overpopulation as an excuse to take our land. Make sure we don\'t lose any land to HPD todaycycle.',7,29),(123,'If we\'re going to fix the overpopulation, we need more land for housing. We need two of either AF bases, PLC warehouses, or R&D labs.',3,29),(124,'Friend Computer has an interest in this show performing well. Ensure the show goes off without a hitch.',3,30),(125,'We have intel Teela-O is trying to disappear and will do so during her live show today. Ensure her location is tracked and her accomplices are arrested.',8,30),(126,'The market is already oversaturated on Teela-O merch, and we\'ve got tons in storage. Find some way to get sales of Teela-O merch going again.',4,30),(127,'The megamall is expected to be completely full todaycycle. That means there won\'t be enough air for the people inside. Don\'t let us take the blame for any incidents.',6,30),(128,'Simple repairs aren\'t profitable. Make sure GRB sector is either unharmed or declared destroyed after it\'s reintegrated.',5,31),(129,'Tech Services have been getting uppity, we should cause them some trouble. Cause a large repair log for GRB sector, but don\'t have it declared destroyed.',6,31),(130,'We noticed major computer activity before the sector went offline. Don\'t let any damage come to GRB sector.',2,31),(131,'Last message received from GRB sector was warning of the danger of the eugenicists. Identify and classify this new threat.',8,31),(132,'We were sent tons of paper that was used on Reactor ##SUB##\'s shielding. Don\'t let the other groups find out.',6,32),(133,'The jackbooted idiots are blaming us for no termination vouchers being dispatched, make sure the blame falls on IntSec and not on us.',2,32),(134,'Those idiots in CPU haven\'t sent us any termination vouchers for the last daycycle. Find out why and make sure they take the blame.',8,32),(135,'Whatever happens, make sure you get prize number 2, it can\'t fall into someone else\'s hands.',8,33),(136,'Prize 2 is far too valuable for any other group to have, make sure you get it instead of them.',1,33),(137,'Internal affairs is breathing down our necks. Make sure whoever controls internal security gets prize number 1, it will distract them for a while.',9,33),(138,'Tech Services being their usual uppity self, make sure their controlling UV gets prize number 1.',6,33),(139,'Power Services has seen prize 1, and as usual they\'ll try and give it to us. Make sure their controlling UV gets it instead.',5,33),(140,'We can\'t find ##SUB## anywhere, we don\'t even know where it was supposed to have been built. Don\'t let the others find this out.',7,34),(141,'RnD have been promising ##SUB## for over two yearcycles now. Recover it and bring it to us.',1,34),(142,'We suspect RnD are planning on framing us for embezzling funds, when of course we didn\'t. Make sure the blame falls purely on RnD.',2,34),(143,'We were promised manufacturing contracts on ##SUB##, have it tested and approved for production.',5,34),(144,'Clones don\'t buy as much when fear of Commies is high, they stay away from shops. Lower the fear of commies by the end of the daycycle and get them out shopping again!',4,35),(145,'Clones watch more vidshows when fear of commies is high. Raise the fear of commies even higher so we can make more on advertisements!',3,35),(146,'Our Communist Fear index is just right. Keep it stable for the rest of the daycycle.',2,35),(147,'We can\'t find ##SUB## anywhere, we don\'t even know where it was supposed to have been built. Don\'t let the others find this out.',7,36),(148,'RnD have been promising ##SUB## for over two yearcycles now. Recover it and bring it to us.',1,36),(149,'We suspect RnD are planning on framing us for embezzling funds, when of course we didn\'t. Make sure the blame falls purely on RnD.',2,36),(150,'We were promised manufacturing contracts on ##SUB##, have it tested and approved for production.',4,36),(151,'Troubleshooter teams aren\'t getting enough incidental exercise. That is, exercise not required for a mission. We need at least six clone-hours worth of incidental exercise by end todaycycle.',9,NULL),(152,'We\'re behind on our survival quota. We need two troubleshooter missions to lose no clones by the end of the daycycle.',9,NULL),(153,'There\'s a huge budget for a project coming up, make sure that whatever it is, it combats the commie threat in some way.',1,37),(154,'According to cpu calculations, we need to boost the compliance index. Whatever this big project is, make sure it\'s increasing citizen compliance.',2,37),(155,'I hate saying this, but citizens are watching too many vidshows and health is suffering. Whatever this big project is, it needs to increase citizen\'s health.',3,37),(156,'We\'re behind on our discovery quota for the yearcycle, and we may not make it. Whatever this big project is, it needs to help us catch more traitors.',8,37),(157,'The grid is already running at maximum. Whatever this big project is, it either needs to create its own power or use no power whatsoever.',6,37),(158,'Too much money is getting siphoned into HPD\'s pay per view shows. Whatever this big project does, it needs to make 1 billion in revenue per monthcycle.',4,37),(159,'Whatever this big project becomes, it must push the boundaries of science and be something never done before.',7,37),(160,'The ##ZON## sector translines are a confusing mess. We need you to make this new project have at least a million visitors per day so we can use it at a transbot hub later.',5,37),(161,'We need to improve the success ratio of missions in the future. Whatever the new project is, we need it to enhance troubleshooter efficiency.',9,37),(162,'We must study Lenin-##ZON##! Return him to our containment!',7,38),(163,'Lenin-##ZON## is a danger to the complex, he must be eliminated!',1,38),(164,'Lenin-##ZON## is a high profile traitor! He must be captured and subjected to a public erasure!',3,38),(165,'We need Right-U-ARE to decide the transtube connection takes the western path. Please ensure it does.',1,39),(166,'Right-U-ARE is the lynchpin in this transtube decision. Make sure it goes through the western route.',6,39),(167,'Right-U-ARE is the lynchpin in this transtube decision. Make sure it goes through the eastern path.',5,39),(168,'We need Right-U-ARE to decide the transtube connection takes the eastern path. Please make sure it does.',8,39),(169,'If Right-U-ARE doesn\'t decide the transtube takes the western path, we will have to demolish part of the Megamall! Make sure they choose the eastern path!',4,39),(170,'If Right-U-ARE doesn\'t decide the transtube takes the eastern path, we will have to demolish part of our studio complex! Make sure they choose the eastern path!',3,39),(171,'CPU approved our change to sell Brewskis to the masses! Don\'t let them reverse change order ##SUB## they let through!',4,40),(172,'The citizens have been extremely compliant and happy in the last daycycle. Continue this trend.',3,40),(173,'Large quantities of infrareds are going into negative bank balances. Correct this trend.',2,40),(174,'Citizens have been vomiting at an alarming rate this daycycle, and we\'re not sure exactly why. Please rectify the situation.',5,40),(175,'Our troops\' accuracy and obedience has dropped all across the sector. Have our troops back at rediness before the end of the daycycle!',1,40),(176,'Civil disobedience incidents have spiked today, and we don\'t have the manpower to get it under control. Rectify it before the end of the daycycle.',8,40),(177,'We\'ve lost too many reactors to sabotage lately, make sure we don\'t lose another reactor today.',6,40),(178,'We\'re at final testing for RDP ##SUB-RD##, but we need drug free test subjects. Get us 50.',7,40),(179,'We have to meet a food delivery at the end of the daycycle. Make sure clones eat 50% less for the rest of the daycycle.',4,41),(180,'Clones aren\'t eating enough, so they aren\'t getting enough drugs. Make sure clones eat at least 25% more by by the end of the daycycle.',3,41),(181,'We want to do some nutritional research. Have clones eat at least 50% more by the end of the daycycle.',7,41),(182,'We\'re behind on our traitor detection quota. Have clones eat at least 25% less by the end of the daycycle.',8,41),(183,'We\'ve been seeing worrying fluctuations in the amount clones eat. Keep consumption steady.',2,41),(184,'AFP ##SUB-AF## is keyed to Scoutbot ##SUB-0##. Repair the bot outside the complex. Do NOT allow it to be brought inside the complex.',1,42),(185,'Scoutbot ##SUB-0## contains information that will lead to the termination of a High Programmer. Get us that infomation.',8,42),(186,'Scoutbot ##SUB-0## has been heavily modified, and we want to study it. Get it to us in good condition.',7,42),(187,'Scoutbot ##SUB-0## contains vital information. Get its bot brain to us so we can prove we\'re the superior service group!',6,42),(188,'We need a new threat to justify increased military spending. Find and vet one for us.',1,43),(189,'We need the next big thing that can affects clones lives that we can record and document. Find it and vet it for us.',2,43),(190,'We\'re needing something new to draw bored clone\'s attention. Find it for us.',3,43),(191,'We\'re needing justification for additional surveillance spending, find a new category for us to surveil.',8,43),(192,'We can use today to expand the power network. Find a way to justify it to the other high programmers.',6,43),(193,'We\'ve been limited in sales prices due to regulations. Find a reason to ignore those regulations and hike prices up.',4,43),(194,'We need to expand our labs. Too many projects sharing the same space. Todaycycle is the perfect time to get clearance on an expansion. Find us a reason and clear it with the Big C.',7,43),(195,'Repair times are stretching out too far and we don\'t have the staff to fix it. Get a greater budget assigned to tech services.',5,43),(196,'We\'re trialling a new happiness index. Make sure the index rises at least 10 points todaycycle.',2,44),(197,'It\'s time for a happiness increase! Make sure the happiness index increases at least 20 points todaycycle.',3,44),(198,'This is the perfect opportunity to start a new recruiting program! Get at as much screen time to Armed Forces propaganda as possible.',1,46),(199,'There\'s something weird going on with the happiness index. Get it above 0 before the end of the daycycle.',2,46),(200,'Our arrest quotas are down. Get the happiness index below 0 by the end of the daycycle so we can arrest some malcontents.',8,46),(201,'We lost a lot of stock footage in the attack last night. Find a secure location for us to begin storing the new footage.',3,46),(202,'We\'re having a problem with one of our reactors. Reduce power usage for the next few hourcycles till we can get it under control.',6,46),(203,'They want content? Give \'em content. Fill the vidshow programming with informercials!',4,46),(204,'This is the perfect opportunity to test RDP ##SUB-RDP##! Get it on the airwaves!',7,46),(205,'We\'ve got a lot of sensitive repairs to do todaycycle. Get as many citizens watching vidscreens as possible, so they\'re not interrupting us.',5,46),(206,'This is the perfect time to kick of the new season of Troubleshooters! Show exciting footage of troubleshooters succeeding at a mission! Make it look good!',9,46),(207,'Our spies tell us there\'s a \"clean\" member of the invaders. Capture them for us and bring them to R&D for testing.',7,47),(208,'##CIT-G## is one of ours. Bring them in for a debriefing on this mess.',8,47),(209,'##CIT-G## is one of ours. Bring them in for a debriefing on this mess.',6,47),(210,'We must show the might of Alpha Complex, wipe out every last clone of the invaders.',1,47),(211,'Lenin-##ZON## is a big prize! Bring him in so we can subject him to a lengthy interrogation.',8,38),(212,'We received word that \"Super Elvis\" is planning something. Find them and bring them in.',8,48),(213,'Whoever this \"Super Elvis\" is, they\'re a star! Bring them in and convince them to work for us!',3,48),(214,'\"Super Elvis\" has defaced far too many of our transbots. Eliminate them by the end of the daycycle.',5,48),(215,'We haven\'t been maintaining the tracks at ##SUB-1##. Make sure the blame for the accident falls on PLC or Tech Services.',6,49),(216,'Turns out we sold cheap steel instead of proper steel for the tracks in ##SUB-1##. Make sure the blame falls on Tech Services or CPU.',4,49),(217,'We haven\'t been able to keep up with the maintenance on the transbots involved in ##SUB-1##. Make sure the blame falls on CPU or PS.',5,49),(218,'Seems someone took bribes to increase the transbot frequency above regulations in ##SUB-1##. Deflect the blame onto Power Services or PLC.',2,49),(219,'Re-education programs with field trips are shown to lower redictivism rates. Implement a field-trip re-education regimen.',3,50),(220,'One loophole to finish re-education is to enlist with the Armed Forces. Make the re-education regime look horrible compared to enlisting.',1,50),(221,'Due to efficiency mandates, citizens are to finish their re-education in an average of 5 hourcycles 14 minutecycles. Ensure this mandate holds with the new regime.',2,50),(222,'According to the report, re-offending citizens do so within a monthcycle. Ensure all discharged patients are monitored and tracked for a monthcycle.',8,50),(223,'The previous re-education regime used too much power. Ensure the new regime is power neutral.',6,50),(224,'The previous regime just used hourcycles of propaganda videos and mild electroshock therapy, and we made almost no profit off it. Change this.',4,50),(225,'We believe our new ##SUB-RD## pill should reduce redictivism rates, provided they don\'t consume cold fun for 4 daycycles after. Include it in the new re-education regime.',7,50),(226,'We\'re looking forward to taking the fight to the commies! Ensure FC is happy with the performance of the Mark V warbot. Don\'t let FC know it doesn\'t work.',1,51),(227,'Projections look promising all round, provided the Mark V is approved. Ensure FC is happy with the tests. Don\'t let FC know it doesn\'t work.',2,51),(228,'The Mark V is an excellent opportunity for morale! Ensure the tests have a live audience. Keep the audience safe, and use the Mark V to raise morale.',3,51),(229,'The Mark V contract will be extremely lucrative! Don\'t let anyone know it doesn\'t operate to spec.',4,51),(230,'The Mark V is our best work yet! Absolutely impenetrable! Ensure FC is happy with the performance!',7,51),(231,'The Mark V requires no maintenance! Ensure FC is happy with the tests! Don\'t let anyone know about the niggling performance issues.',5,51),(232,'##SUB-1## would be disastrous for our sales. Wipe it out, ensure it never existed.',4,53),(233,'##SUB-1## is a good show of the efficiency and quality work of R&D. Ensure it gets deployed and used.',7,53),(234,'##SUB-1## will be excellent for reducing the load on our sewerage systems. Ensure the first deployment is in plant ##SUB-SEWER##.',6,53),(235,'##SUB-1## can replace all our shredders! Ensure the first deployment is in archives room ##SUB-ARCHIVE##.',2,53),(236,'##SUB-1## could be a disaster for public order. Stop it from getting deployed.',3,53),(237,'We know IntSec are after Silo ##SUB-AF##, protect it and shut down Interrogation facility ##SUB-IS## instead.',1,54),(238,'HPD want the land Interrogation facility ##SUB-IS## is built on. Protect it and shut down Facility ##SUB-HP## instead.',8,54),(239,'PLC have been jealous of Facility ##SUB-HP## for months, and we believe they\'ll make a move today. Protect it and shut down Food vat ##SUB-PLC## instead.',3,54),(240,'Tech Services have been wanting to take over Food vat ##SUB-PLC##. Stop them and shut down Warehouse ##SUB-TS## instead.',4,54),(241,'We\'ve gotten wind of a plot from power services to take out Warehouse ##SUB-TS##. Protect it and shut down Sewerage Plant ##SUB-PS## instead.',5,54),(242,'CPU are trying to get their unhygienic hands on Sewerage Plant ##SUB-PS##. Stop them and shut down Document Store ##SUB-CPU## instead.',6,54),(243,'Those crackpots at R&D are wanting to take over Document Store ##SUB-CPU##. Protect the facility and shut down Particle Lab ##SUB-RD## instead.',2,54),(244,'The troubleshooters are wanting to expand their training grounds into Particle Lab ##SUB-RD##. Protect the lab and shut down Training Grounds ##SUB-TD## instead.',7,54),(245,'Armed forces are wanting to take over Training Grounds ##SUB-TD## for their own uses. Protect it and shut down Silo ##SUB-AF## instead.',9,54),(246,'R Cafeteria ##SUB-1## has suddenly become more popular with high clearance citizens. Construct and stock shops around the cafeteria, and ensure the trend continues!',4,55),(247,'R Cafeteria ##SUB-1## has had a sudden change in population metrics. Ensure nearby housing matches the new metrics.',3,55),(248,'R Cafeteria ##SUB-1## has a higher concentration of oxygen than life support should be providing. Research the cause and apply it to R Cafeteria ##SUB-2## for validation purposes.',7,55),(249,'We want ##SUB-UFO## for its clearly advanced technology! We need sole access to it for 30 minutecycles to figure out how it works.',7,56),(250,'We need to sweep ##SUB-UFO## for enemy surveillance and other illegal propaganda. We need sole access to it for 30 minutecycles. Ensure we get it.',8,56),(251,'Reports suggest ##SUB-UFO## contains a powerful weapon. Ensure we have sole access to it for 30 minutecycles so we can confirm it.',1,56),(252,'We believe ##SUB-UFO## contains a powerful mind-control weapon. We need 30 minutecycles sole access to it to confirm its existence.',3,56),(253,'##SUB-1## does not appear to be categorised correctly. Ensure we control ##SUB-1## at the end of the daycycle, so we can fix this issue.',2,57),(254,'From what we\'ve discovered ##SUB-1## must contain a strain of never before seen DNA! Ensure we control it at the end of the daycycle.',7,57),(255,'##SUB-1## will cut down on heating costs! Ensure we control ##SUB-1## at the end of a daycyle.',6,57),(256,'##SUB-1## is a treason magnet. Ensure no service group controls it at the end of the daycycle, we can\'t afford another purge right now.',8,57),(257,'We\'re supposed to be holding a training session in ##LOC-1##, but we\'re double booked with troubleshooter idiots. Give us the all clear when we have the place to ourselves.',1,57),(258,'We\'re supposed to be holding a training session in ##LOC-1##, but we\'re double booked with AF grunts. Give us the all clear when we have the place to ourselves.',9,57),(259,'This attack will lead to war if we don\'t act soon. Prevent a war with Beta Complex breaking out until we find the cause.',8,58),(260,'This attack must be from Beta Complex. We must march upon Beta Complex immediately to get our war frequency back up to snuff.',2,58),(261,'We keep getting told this attack is coming from Beta Complex, even though we nuked them already. Going to war with Beta Complex will invalidate a lot of our paperwork, ensure it doesn\'t happen.',1,58),(262,'Our heating units are having major difficulty keeping the heat levels up, and are almost at breaking point. Find some way to heat the complex up, and quickly.',6,58),(263,'Our INFRARED barracks are oversubscribed 30%, ensure FC doesn\'t experience this problem.',3,59),(264,'We can\'t subject FC to any sort of interrogation, it may damage its circuits. Ensure FC doesn\'t get arrested for anything.',8,59),(265,'FC needs to be reminded of how important we are. Ensure FC gets recruited into the Armed Forces and stays safe during the training.',1,59),(266,'We can\'t let FC know how bad INFRARED rations are. Ensure FC will never have to taste IR food.',4,59),(267,'Current tech means we\'ll need to recharge FC for five minutes ever two hourcycles. Ensure FC can get recharged without drawing attention.',6,59),(268,'We need the ##SUB-1## information to track down the citizen responsible for the mess. Get it for us.',8,60),(269,'We need the ##SUB-1## information to fix ##SUB-1##. Get us that info undamaged.',7,60),(270,'We\'ve got major vermin in the utilities. As in, mobilise for war major. Clean out the vermin without destroying the utilities.',6,61),(271,'We don\'t have enough biosludge coming in to keep the food growing. Either get more clones using bathrooms, or find us another source of biomass.',4,61),(272,'The ##ZON## Warriors aren\'t doing so hot, ensure they don\'t lose.',3,62),(273,'There\'s a blockage in the sewerage pipes under the stadium, get them unblocked before game end. Ensure no-one else finds out about this.',6,62),(274,'There\'s a blockage in the B3 distribution pipes under the B3 stadium. Get them unblocked before game end. Don\'t let anyone else find out about this.',4,62),(275,'We need to show the complex how we\'re needed in all things! Get an exciting troubleshooter mission to take place in the B3 stadium! Ensure it\'s filmed!',9,62),(276,'We\'ve heard word of a massive communist attack to take place underneath the B3 stadium, todaycycle. Ensure we\'re the ones who stop it, not those IntSec idiots.',1,62),(277,'We\'ve heard word of a massive communist attack to take place underneath the B3 stadium, todaycycle. Ensure we\'re the ones who stop it, not those Armed Forces grunts..',8,62),(278,'We\'re conducting a sector-wide experiment on the populace and we can\'t have funball be a rogue element. Ensure the ##ZON## Warriors tie for points.',7,62),(279,'If the ##ZON## Warriors lose, the sector will be too distracted to notice us demolishing a few derilect sleeping quarters. Make sure the ##ZON## warriors lose.',5,62),(280,'We sent out the faulty petbot update, but CPU approved it!. Ensure the blame doesn\'t fall on us.',5,63),(281,'We approved the petbot update, but R&D wrote it! Ensure the blame doesn\'t fall on us.',2,63),(282,'Despite the mislabelling, the petbot update was obviously not a release candidate. Ensure the blame for this fiasco doesn\'t fall on us.',7,63),(283,'We can\'t let clones know the petbots are fighting each other, it\'ll hurt sales. Cover it up in so clones will buy lots of expensive replacements!',4,63),(284,'There\'s fighting in the corridors! Deploy us against the enemy, and show Friend Computer how we saved the sector from IntSec\'s incompetence!',1,63),(285,'Those AF goons are going to try and claim we lost control of the complex. Ensure we don\'t get embarrassed over this.',8,63),(286,'All our food stores have been contaminated by insects! Find some way to sell the contaminated PGC bars for a good price.',4,64),(287,'All the food is destroyed! Convince the other UVs to use ##SUB-RD## as a temporary foodstuff.',7,64),(288,'The PGC expired because it\'s not refrigerated! Ensure food will be refridgerated in the future!',5,64),(289,'Power is limited, as usual, and tech services are going to push their damn refridgerators again. Stop them.',6,64),(290,'##CIT-I-RD## is a valuable prize! Ensure you control them at the end of the daycycle.',1,65),(291,'##CIT-I-RD## is a valuable prize! Ensure you control them at the end of the daycycle.',2,65),(292,'##CIT-I-RD## is a valuable prize! Ensure you control them at the end of the daycycle.',3,65),(293,'##CIT-I-RD## is a valuable prize! Ensure you control them at the end of the daycycle.',8,65),(294,'##CIT-I-RD## is a valuable prize! Ensure you control them at the end of the daycycle.',6,65),(295,'##CIT-I-RD## is a valuable prize! Ensure you control them at the end of the daycycle.',4,65),(296,'##CIT-I-RD## is a valuable prize! Ensure you control them at the end of the daycycle.',7,65),(297,'##CIT-I-RD## is a valuable prize! Ensure you control them at the end of the daycycle.',7,65),(298,'##CIT-I-RD## is a valuable prize! Ensure you control them at the end of the daycycle.',5,65),(299,'##CIT-I-RD## is a valuable prize! Ensure you control them at the end of the daycycle.',9,65),(300,'RDP ##SUB-SUN## needs to be stopped, no matter the cost. The extra equipment getting fried isn\'t worth the tradeoff.',5,66),(301,'RDP ##SUB-SUN## needs to be deployed correctly, it will make alternative energy sources a viable solution!',6,66),(302,'RDP ##SUB-SUN## is the perfect opportunity to raise ratings. Ensure every moment of the mission is exciting and televised.',3,66),(303,'RDP ##SUB-SUN## is the perfect opportunity to get some air time! Ensure troubleshooters are embedded every step of the mission.',9,66),(304,'RDP ##SUB-SUN## will mess with morale. Prevent it from getting deployed.',1,66),(305,'RDP ##SUB-SUN## will help prevent traitors hiding in the darkness. Ensure it succeeds.',8,66),(306,'RDP ##SUB-SUN## looks to be fantastic, but it needs to get delayed slightly for the EM shielding project to power up. Ensure it succeeds, but not within the next two hourcycles.',7,66),(307,'RDP ##SUB-SUN## needs to be delivered on time and on budget. We\'ll worry about the budget, just ensure it gets deployed within the next two hourcycles.',2,66),(308,'The last of our He3 stocks are going into RDP ##SUB-SUN##. Either find some way to reduce the yield, or get us more He3.',4,66),(309,'We had an entire warehouse of inter-sector transbot meals get stolen, now we don\'t have anything to serve. Either recover that shipment, or find us a substitute.',4,69),(310,'We\'re looking at rotating Banana out of the 31 official flavours. Find us evidence to use in the case.',2,69),(311,'There\'s the possibility of Banana getting rotated out of the 31 official flavours, but it\'s been shown to have the highest positive response among YELLOWs of clearance age 0-4 yearcycles. Find us evidence to ensure its continued stay.',3,69),(312,'Barry-B is one of our best agents. Get him extracted and to IntSec for debriefing after his ceremony.',8,69),(313,'Barry-B is one of our best spies. Extract him to Vault 38 after his ceremony.',6,69),(314,'We need to ensure Barry-B\'s mission is a success. Track down and capture whoever stole warehouse ##SUB-WH##\'s supply of luxury inter-sector transtube meals.',9,69),(315,'We\'ve heard a bunch of creatures absorbed some chronoparticulates in an R&D lab. Capture them for us so we can put them to work on treadmills.',6,68),(316,'A good amount of expensive chronoparticulates were stolen yesterdaycycle. Return them to the labs.',7,68),(317,'All our food stores have been eaten by insects! Find something else to serve for meals, fast!',4,68),(318,'This lack of food is going to give citizens excuses to be sluggish. Ensure all citizens get at least half an hourcycle\'s worth of exercise todaycyle.',3,68),(319,'No food means riots. Either prevent the riots, or make another service group liable for the damages.',5,68),(320,'No-one is watching vidshows anymore! Advertisement revenue is plummeting! Get citizens watching the vidscreens again!',3,67),(321,'Paperwork is down 78.1%. Rectify the situation before the end of the daycycle.',2,67),(322,'Something is causing the efficiency drop. Weaponise it.',1,67),(323,'A recent trip to the vaults found a couple of books that were stolen from our recovery team. We\'d like them back, please.',6,67),(324,'Ensure none of the warbots get destroyed, we need them back in the fleet to deal with the commie threat.',1,70),(325,'Destroyed warbots are great for recycled parts. Ensure one of them gets completely destroyed in ##ZON## territory so we can get that sweet salvage.',4,70),(326,'Warbot repair contracts are lu-cra-tive! Ensure a warbot is disabled, but not destroyed, on ##ZON## turf.',5,70),(327,'Records only show two of those warbots belong in ##ZON##, but the records on which ones have been lost. Ensure there are two working warbots in ##ZON## at the end of the daycycle.',2,70),(328,'Warbots are always great for viewing. Many of them are even better! Get footage of at least three of the warbots fighting enemies of the complex together!',3,70),(329,'That gold is messing with our reports, it probably shouldn\'t exist. Ensure it\'s not in general circulation by the end of the daycycle.',2,71),(330,'Busting these gold theives would make us look extremely good! Ensure we have some thieves to publicly terminate at the end of the daycycle.',8,71),(331,'We need a ton of gold for special projects. Get it for us.',7,71),(332,'We need a ton of gold for some special wiring. Get it for us.',6,71),(333,'More money in the economy means more money we can make! Ensure at least a ton of gold enters circulation!',4,71),(334,'Someone\'s going to try and steal our precious water. Repair the main and return the water back to the main tanks.',6,13),(335,'We\'ve got some experiments to run. Can you clear the flooded area and test out this experimental explosive under the water?',7,13),(336,'Troubleshooter teams aren\'t getting enough incidental exercise. That is, exercise not required for a mission. We need at least six clone-hours worth of incidental exercise by end todaycycle.',9,13),(337,'HPD&MC are charging too much for product placement, and negotiations have stalled too late. Get Borsch B3 displaying on the cameras in the stadium, but ensure INFRARED clones don\'t consume it.',4,10),(338,'HPD&MC are charging too much for product placement, and negotiations have stalled too late. Get the new Troubleshooter Barry-B Bobbleheads displaying on the cameras in the stadium.',9,10);
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INSERT INTO `crisis_text` VALUES (1,1,'CPU recently cut funding to termination stamping, leaving only one worker stamping all vouchers: ##CIT-Y-1##.'),(2,1,'A few daycycles ago, he lost his ME card in the pneumatic tubes, making him unable to leave the room or get help.'),(3,1,'Diligently, he kept stamping in the hope someone would come find him, he died from lack of water yesterdaycycle.'),(4,1,'No vouchers have been authorised in a day, meaning no authorised terminations have taken place.'),(5,2,'Due to a large string of timetable failures and deaths, the computer has decided on a competition: one day in which PS, TS, and HPD split the tracks and manage them.'),(6,2,'The transtubes are split equally between PS, TS, and HPD.'),(7,2,'Obviously there\'s not nearly enough time for the other two to manage their tubes properly, so they\'re planning on sabotaging the hell out of Power Services networks.'),(8,3,'##SUB## is a highly destructive weapon capable of vapourising 1/10th of the sector\'s population each time it is fired (their clothes and belongings are intact)'),(9,3,'##SUB## has a delay between firings (whatever is thematically appropriate)'),(10,3,'##SUB## has been stolen by a FCCC-P splinter cell, and threatens to destroy the sector unless their demands are met.'),(11,3,'The demands start large (Live coverage on the sector Vidscreens) and get even more elaborate (Promotion of all the sect to VIOLET).'),(12,3,'Remember to find the scapegoat for this. It was lost at a transfer between R&D and AF, overseen by CPU'),(13,4,'Bit of background. In the year 182, there was another ##CIT-V-TR## who got a bit too high up too fast, and so a clever high-programmer made that particular phrase summon Friend Computer Immediately.'),(14,4,'The summons also modifies friend computer\'s threat level, raising it by one each time its name is said. Each time FC hears ##CIT-V-TR##\'s name, it shows up with a suddenly hightened threat level and'),(15,4,'doesn\'t know why. ##CIT-V-TR## only reached VIOLET three days ago, and is already up for erasure. FC suspects something about the name, which is why it requests a full purge.'),(16,4,'Anagram: TTS- Treason Tracking Server'),(17,4,'##CIT-V-TR## took an extremely large dose of the drug RadicalMankey, which is a major mutagenic, and it will kick in whenever appropriate.'),(18,5,'##SUB## is a proposal to change the standard gene template of clones to photosynthesize.'),(19,5,'The proposal is led by ##CIT-G-SG##, an (unsurprisingly) Sierra Club member.'),(20,5,'##CIT-G-SG## has the go-ahead for a small trial run, and the tech actually works, however:'),(21,5,'--The green gene removes digestive systems, meaning no food can be sold to these clones.'),(22,5,'--Green citizens quickly grow fat and immobile, as the gene is designed for outdoor background radiation, not AC radiation levels.'),(23,5,'The Programmers also have to decide whether to standardise the technology'),(24,5,'--If they do, the programmers and the rest of the sector become registered mutants immediately.'),(25,5,'--If they don\'t, the programmers must find a scapegoat for why the efficency boost wasn\'t implemented.'),(28,7,'A supervolcano has erupted, covering the planet with a layer of ash clouds which constantly storm.'),(29,7,'The lightning is so loud and frequent it can be heard on multiple outer layers of the complex, causing panic.'),(30,7,'HPs must find a reasonable excuse for the sounds to stop the panic, while finding a scapegoat for the attack.'),(31,8,'The Petbot 214 was released today, and has sold out within minutes. They were designed with subliminal messaging propaganda tech.'),(32,8,'The subliminal tech was hijacked by some phreaks as a contract for Corpore Metal. The petbot encourages owners to get into dangerous, maiming situations.'),(33,9,'A load of PLC\'s Cold Fun syrup fell into one end of the transtube ##ZON##-##SUB## after a navigation error caused the truckbot to crash.'),(34,9,'Cold Fun syrup sits at around 1 Kelvin for thousands of years, and is usually mixed in micro quantities to make cold fun.'),(35,9,'The Cold Fun Syrup is causing the air to liquify and mix with the syrup, causing it to spread further down the transtubes.'),(36,9,'PLC is blaming TS for the truckbot crashing. TS is blaming CPU for not updating the maps. CPU is trying to cover its tracks.'),(37,9,'In the end, there is a 15 ACCESS damages fee, in addition to any changes from directives.'),(38,10,'This information is based of a piece of paper recovered from a terminated achivist, listing several dates.'),(39,10,'These were actually the dates of the completion of several major transtube works in the past.'),(40,10,'Due to the recycling of the year 214 and a set of coincidences, all the other dates have matched with major sewerage overflows.'),(41,10,'The final date on the list is this daycycle. IntSec is desperately looking for an attack, AF wants to embarrass them.'),(42,10,'Tech Services and HPD are preparing for a Massive FunBall game that\'s about to take place, and when half-time hits and everyone uses the restrooms...'),(43,10,'Specifically, the sewerage will overflow 10 minutes before the end of the match.'),(44,6,'##SUB## is a power project designed to balance power fluctuations. Works off wierd science.'),(45,6,'Whenever the draw is high, the project pushes more power into the system, exponentially. Above a certain load, the project supplies virtually limitless power.'),(46,6,'So much power, in fact, it plays havoc with electrical systems and bot brains in the sector.'),(47,6,'If the players shut off the other reactors, the draw becomes higher, and players may find it impossible to shut the project down.'),(48,11,'The reactor doesn\'t work, and the project manager ##CIT-I-1## knows it. They\'re planning on faking a meltdown to get minions sent down.'),(49,11,'If the supplies and help are sent, the reactor actually starts melting down.'),(50,12,'Due to a bug in a recent software patch, the compnode of ##ZON## no longer recognizes a neighbouring sector as existing.'),(51,12,'Thusly, the computer sees all six million inhabitants plus bots as invaders, and views the sector as being outside.'),(52,12,'In a couple hours time, the software is reverted and the computer has no memory of seeing the sector as non-existant.'),(53,12,'PLC doesn\'t actually have enough laser barrels for the troops.'),(54,13,'A servants of cthulu sect has successfully managed to build a temple on sublevel 12, and finished a major ceremony. A gate has opened and is flooding water out to the lower levels.'),(55,13,'No gate has actually opened, it\'s just a burst water main, but the cultists are too feverish from hallucinogens in the water to tell the difference.'),(56,13,'Minions will report horrible creatures bursting from the water where none exist due to exposure to the hallucinogens.'),(57,14,'One of the major hygiene index factors is reports from core sample tests. These tests measure the depth of dirt and grime, usually around a few micrometres.'),(58,14,'A new dirt indexer bot has been deployed across the sector, which moves randomly around and measure the dirt level of surfaces.'),(59,14,'One wandered accidently into a frankenstein destroyers meeting, and was mostly destroyed. However, it kept measuring the distance to the tip of its drill bit, now several hundred metres away.'),(60,14,'This measurement is submitted every few minutes to the index, throwing the measurements right out.'),(61,15,'##CIT-B-1## was framed by ##CIT-I-1##, who ##CIT-B-1## had blackmail on. While he wasn\'t a commie, he was a high-ranking PURGEr and humanist.'),(62,15,'##CIT-B-1## is on their third clone, and has just completed their 4th tour of duty (20 years as a vulture trooper). He survives through his regeneration mutation.'),(63,16,'214-##SUB## is an original copy of Das Kapital. It was recently raided from another high programmer\'s private residence. Of course, they\'re not willing to admit they had it.'),(64,16,'Anyone not of VIOLET clearance who touches or sees 214-##SUB## will be considered tainted by commie propaganda by the Big C.'),(65,16,'The other high programmer should message one or two of the players before game start, and promise favours if the item is returned.'),(66,16,'The book is currently in the middle of a busy INFRARED area somewhere. All INFRAREDs who have seen it will need purging/brainscrubbing.'),(67,17,'A blackout caused a group of INFRAREDs running for fitness purposes to accidently enter the MuchoMeat food growing floors, knocking black dirt all over the floor.'),(68,17,'When the light came back on, they saw the floor as INFRARED but all the doors as BLUE and above, so kept exercising till help came.'),(69,17,'##CIT-V-1## was in his office drinking when he heard destruction and shouts from outside, so immediately called on FC.'),(70,18,'##SUB## is a teleportation device, which links two points in space together.'),(71,18,'##SUB## can only be fired twice before being destroyed. It will take many monthcycles to create a new one...without HP resources, that is.'),(72,19,'This is part 1 of the TAINTED MOLLUSC storyline.'),(73,19,'Friend Computer is running a program that re-evalutes its basic assumptions. That is, what it defines as happiness.'),(74,20,'Three terrorist attacks are actually due to take place today. One PURGE at ##LOC-1##, one Humanist at ##LOC-2##, and Commies at ##LOC-3##.'),(75,20,'They are masterminded by a HP in a nearby sector, either as a test or revenge.'),(76,21,'This is part 2 of the TAINTED MOLLUSC storyline, testing Loyalty. The entire crisis is a trap.'),(77,21,'Anyone who agrees to legalise Communism is considered a traitor and will be executed without a damn good reason.'),(78,21,'In the meantime, everyone is conflicting over \"hatred day\", a day of hatred against the commies.'),(79,21,'The parade has a marching band, and several floats, including ones of a Computer, Vulture Craft, and dead Commie.'),(80,22,'Vicky-B is a HOOC Vulture Trooper. Friend computer wants her to disappear to take control of her dummybots freely.'),(81,22,'Vicky-B\'s dummybots have already been upgraded and gone missing.'),(82,22,'Vicky-B has a public appearance later this daycycle, and must be present to preserve happiness.'),(83,23,'Due to large amounts of recent rain, outside is currently flooding about 3m high around the complex.'),(84,23,'Recent chemical attacks by AF with RD weapon ##SUB## has entered the water, and water from the outdoors is toxic.'),(85,23,'There are no breaks in the wall *yet*, but there will be soon enough.'),(86,24,'This is part 3 of the TAINTED MOLLUSC storyline, testing Security. FC is testing whether actual terrorist activity drops the security index.'),(87,25,'##CIT-U## is from beta complex, and wants something valuable/difficult to obtain from the HPs.'),(88,26,'An experimental paper-eating bacteria RDP ##SUB## escaped containment at R&D firm Recycling Ruckus.'),(89,26,'All the paper not stored in the archives has been eaten and converted to a fine paste, including toilet paper.'),(90,26,'Friend Computer has ordered beefed up security at the archives, no-one goes in or out without express HP permission to prevent contamination.'),(91,26,'CPU, PLC, and R&D are all trying to implement their own catch-all way of storing records, and will be fighting like crazy.'),(92,27,'There is actually a war with Beta Complex, this time. The superweapon is a squadron of warbots.'),(93,27,'The other sectors don\'t really care about the warbots, as they\'re not actually firing on the complex yet.'),(94,29,'This is part 3 of the TAINTED MOLLUSC storyline, testing Compliance. Specifically, how well citizens comply en-masse when ordered into strenuous circumstances.'),(95,29,'The sector is actually overpopulated, but only in the INFRARED bunks, which is overpopulated 18%.'),(96,27,'The warbots are equipped with new shielding technology along with the usual assortment of weaponry, and will only retaliate if fired upon.'),(97,28,'Danny-V was broken out of prison after returning to the complex, but before his debriefing interrogation.'),(98,28,'While several of the SGs want him back, many of the societies want him dead.'),(99,28,'He may even have blackmail on a couple of the high programmers, and should be used as such.'),(100,28,'He was broken out by a HP in a nearby sector that has been conspiring with Beta complex. The HP\'s minion ##CIT-V-1## was the culprit.'),(101,29,'In order to find the space, something has to give. Specifically, two of the service groups will have to give up land, or build a *huge* outdoor extension for the 1 million oversubscribed INFRAREDs.'),(102,30,'There are no less than three different societies looking to kidnap Teela-O, and all will go off unless stopped.'),(103,30,'Friend Computer is actually hooked to the show due to HPD&MC binary memetic patterns, and will be angry if it has to respond during the show.'),(104,30,'- At the end of the hourcycle, there is a fireworks display INSIDE the megamall. This would be safe, except The Movement have sabotaged the fireworks.'),(105,30,'- Pro Tech are currently siphoning large amounts of power to steal Teela-O during the fireworks using a teleportation device.'),(106,30,'- The Runners are actually trying to get Teela-O to escape, with a simple trapdoor on the podium. If the other plans don\'t happen, she will disappear during the fireworks display.'),(107,31,'The romantics stumbled upon a recording of something called Brexit, and told the humanists about it.'),(108,31,'The humanists noticed the segregation caused chaos, and decided to put it into motion with a multiple step plan.'),(109,31,'Firstly, the phreaks were contracted to replace \"communism\" with \"eugenics\". PURGE were tasked with destroying the cloning tanks in GRB sector. The mystics added combat drugs to the b3 supply.'),(110,31,'The drugs caused massive rioting, which would usually be replenished by the now destroyed clone tanks.'),(111,31,'When FC tasked some HPs with fixing the sector, FC erased them all for being eugenisists when they talked about cloning.'),(112,31,'It then severed communications with outside sectors, seeing the wide infiltration of eugenics.'),(113,31,'PURGE, Humanists and Mystics are all waiting at ##LOC## in GRB for WMDs, real food, and escape, respectively. This may cause confusion.'),(114,32,'Due to an error, all the validated termination vouchers have gone to the wrong location: Nuclear Reactor ##SUB##'),(115,32,'Power Services has been using the termination vouches as reactor shielding.'),(116,32,'The reactor has a surplus of fissile materials, which several groups are fighting over. It requires removing the PS security forces from the site, however.'),(117,33,'The citizens are undergoing a self-administered loyalty test. Actual project designation is IS-##SUB##. At the end of the daycycle they will vote on who should receive each of three prizes.'),(118,33,'Prize ##SUB##/3 is a windfall of 15 ACCESS for outstanding loyalty.'),(119,33,'Prize ##SUB##/2 is a blank termination voucher for anyone of VIOLET clearance or below, with no expiration date, to combat corruption of the highest places.'),(120,33,'Prize ##SUB##/1 is a mandatory trip to the HHAEC - Happy Homecoming Automated Euthenasia Centre - to experience what happens to traitors! They\'re only there to watch, no-one knows this... unless you\'re feeling malicious.'),(121,33,'The prizes should be decided upon with about 30 minutes to spare, giving the recipient of the third prize time to try and escape his trip.'),(122,33,'You can also have the HPs set up and attend their own public vidshow about the prizes.'),(123,34,'Project ##SUB## exists on paper, but the actual project doesn\'t. All the citizens working on it have been redacted, the funding is funneled into grey accounts of the current heads of R&D and CPU.'),(124,34,'The project, on paper, is a mess. After actually decyphering the plans, the project was for a scorched earth planet-cracker as a last resort weapon against the commies.'),(125,35,'The commies aren\'t actually planning on attacking today, but the wobblies are. They\'re planning on hitting one of the compnodes later this daycycle.'),(126,35,'The commies however, have found the well preserved dead body of who they believe to be Lenin, and are attempting reanimation.'),(127,35,'During the daycycle, they will steal an entire cloning tank, some high-grade weapons plutonium, a small amount of Hot Fun Syrup, and then will cause a sector-wide brownout reanimating Lenin.'),(128,35,'The commies have set up a honey-trap at ##LOC##, with some low level members are prepared to put up a token resistance to make it look good.'),(129,35,'##LOC## is also rigged to blow, wiping out all evidence that it was a honey trap.'),(130,36,'Project ##SUB## is a tunnelling device, able to tunnel and high speeds (40km/h) through any material.'),(131,36,'The device exists and is was hijacked by a bunch of communist spies from Beta Complex, and is currently on its way to beta complex.'),(132,36,'The device originally started as a mass conversion device. The paperwork is a mess, and details the project in its original form.'),(133,36,'There has been the usual embezzling from higher ups, and CPU is going to try and blame RnD to cover their tracks.'),(134,37,'FC has a large budget of 80 ACCESS - 40 straight up and 40 when the project is complete. FC is very open about the budget amounts, and should make your players greedy for the cash.'),(135,37,'FC will return 90 minutecycles (or however much suits your group) to hear the proposals. After listening to the plans, it asks the HPs to vote on the projects.'),(136,37,'When a winner has been determined, the proposal owner is given 40 ACCESS to build the project, read the following line to the player:'),(137,37,'\"Citizen ******-U-***, in addition to taking responsibility for the project, an initial investment of 40 ACCESS has been added to your accounts, with the other 40 to be transferred on completion.\"'),(138,38,'Lenin-##ZON## is the stereotype of a commie mutant. Russian accent, communist, and high power mutant.'),(139,38,'Has multiple mutations, including regeneration, teleportation, energy blast, charm, domination, and any others required.'),(140,38,'Will jump around the complex, causing as much discontent as possible to bring down the computer. He must recharge his powers occasionally in high radiation areas, and will jump to nuclear reactors.'),(141,38,'If the reactor insides can be secured, then Lenin can be exhausted and captured/eliminated.'),(142,38,'Lenin jumps to a reactor after every foray, and this pattern should be made clear soon enough.'),(143,39,'Citizen Right-U-ARE is either an npc or a willing player. Right-U-ARE does not have control of any service groups, but does have a large number of secret society contacts.'),(144,39,'Right-U-ARE is a power 20 machine empath, and is almost impossible to convice FC of their guilt.'),(145,39,'Right-U-ARE won\'t fix any problems themselves, but when paid the right amount will call up a secret society to do it in a cheap private call.'),(146,40,'Due to a bug, B3 lines have instead been flowing with Brewski, meaning a good portion of the population is currently drunk.'),(147,40,'The software bug is in the pipe management system, which accepted a faulty command from a PLC tech ##CIT-O-PLC##.'),(148,40,'The faulty order was accepted by a CPU bureaucrat ##CIT-O-CPU##, and implemented by a Power Services tech ##CIT-O-PS##'),(149,40,'Because the order was accepted, citizens are getting charged for brewskis instead of B3, and making a ton of cash (leaving a lot of IRs broke).'),(150,40,'The order is Change Order ##SUB##. To reverse it requires signatures from the heads of PLC, CPU, and HPD.'),(151,41,'RDP ##SUB## is a cleaning project, where nanobots clean any dirty surface. It has not been perfected yet, and cleans any surface with food on it (even while still eating).'),(152,41,'It cleans by converting the food to pure energy (at a slow rate), but enough to melt any object containing the food.'),(153,41,'It escaped from VIOLET lab ##SUB-RDLAB##, after a lab assistant walked in with a spot of food on his jumpsuit, ##CIT-V##.'),(154,41,'If the nanobots aren\'t actively cleaning something, they become airborne, looking for the next thing to clean.'),(155,41,'Note: Since players are used to having three crisises, only two announcements should make experienced player more paranoid than usual.'),(156,42,'Scoutbot ##SUB-0## is a relay for a High Programmer, sending information to Beta Complex. To cover their tracks, the scoutbot has been integrated into AFP ##SUB-AF##.'),(157,42,'AFP ##SUB-AF## is a project that locks an artillery system onto a signal, firing automatically.'),(158,42,'The Scoutbot was shot down in the outdoors, and has not transmitted its information to beta complex, nor its location to the artillery.'),(159,43,'Right-U-ARE is a power 20 machine empath, and has indeed promised unknown sweeping changes.'),(160,43,'Nothing was actually specified, so players are free to institute whatever changes they want, provided they\'re large and sector changing.'),(161,43,'Right-U-ARE is difficult if not downright impossible to contact.'),(162,44,'Due to bug in CPU\'s new happiness tracking, happiness is actually inverted. If the people are unhappy, the happiness index is positive, and vice versa.'),(163,45,'This is a combination of two things: nanomoths and drugs'),(164,45,'Exerimental cleaning nanomoths escaped from RD Lab ##SUB-RDLAB##. They quickly and efficiently consume the clothes from clones\' backs.'),(165,45,'A mystics subfaction managed to get hallucinogens into the air recyclers, causing mass hallucinations, especially at lower clearances where air is recycled faster.'),(166,45,'The combination has meant there are lots of naked clones hiding away, trying to get the bugs from under their skin.'),(167,46,'Citizen Right-U-ARE, the apple of FC\'s eye, was watching vidshows and remarked on how boring they were.'),(168,46,'In response, Friend Computer decided to change the programming. As the PCs were already coming together, it threw the problem to them.'),(169,46,'In fact, the happiness index is almost directly tied to Right-U-ARE\'s current entertainment level for the rest of the daycycle.'),(170,46,'To make matters worse, the usual stores of footage were destroyed in a fire, so almost all the content must be put out live.'),(171,47,'There is actually an invasion of sorts, but not commies. A bunch of underplex freaks have decided to break into the complex.'),(172,47,'Most are heavily mutated, and they also have several mutated animal life with them. Their weapons are primitive, but they are all strong mutants.'),(173,47,'One of the invaders, ##CIT-G##, is a spy for IntSec, Power Services, psion, and anti-mutants. They are also a competent subterfuge minion.'),(174,48,'CCSSII is the Class C Secret Society Infiltration Index. It\'s pure speculation based on incidences of keywords.'),(175,48,'A recent death leopard campaign pushed graffiti all over high clearance areas, making the incidence level go through the roof.'),(176,48,'A level one purge involves reversing the air recyclers, removing all the oxygen from the air.'),(177,48,'It is suggested to message each player privately, stating their estates have also been vandilised. Any player claiming this aloud may be subject to treason points until they get it cleaned.'),(178,48,'The death leapard campaign was organised by citizen ##CIT-G## who goes by the codename \"Super Elvis\". He is currently sleeping off a hangover in hidden quarters.'),(179,49,'There is a multi transbot pileup on the translines, cause by a multitude of screwups. Each service groups wants the blame to fall on two others, and each group has made a screwup contributing to it.'),(180,49,'Power Services: Fell behind on upkeep, haven\'t performed maintenance on the lines for over a yearcyce.'),(181,49,'PLC: Sold knock-off imitation steel, meaning the lines buckled.'),(182,49,'Tech Services: Fell behind on upkeep of the transbots themselves, putting undue strain on the wheels.'),(183,49,'CPU: Ignored their own regulations of 10 transbots an hourcycle due to bribes, changed the timetable to have 30 an hour on that section of track.'),(184,49,'In total, there was a massive pileup as the frequent transbots caused undue stress on the unkept, cheap tracks.'),(185,50,'There are ~5k citizens currently held in camps awaiting re-education, plus another thousand happy homecoming employees.'),(186,50,'A report on redictivism rates caused most of the employees to be put in the re-education camps.'),(187,50,'These citizens have not committed terminable treason, so flat out termination isn\'t an answer.'),(188,50,'RD\'s pill ##SUB-RD## will actually work on redictivism...unless combined with cold or hot fun.'),(189,50,'When combined with cold fun, becomes a major mutagenic. With hot fun, becomes an ooze that climbs and coats the room, and lets off mutagenic fumes.'),(190,51,'So the warbot doesn\'t actually work. At all. However, the service groups are so invested in the prototype that is must work for everyone involved.'),(191,51,'One thing the bot IS good at is surviving damage. It can take multiple nuclear warheads and anti-matter projectile hits before even being dented.'),(192,51,'If the bot doesn\'t complete convincing enough tests, FC gets suspicious. If the high programmers tell any minions it doesn\'t work, FC pops in immediatly after.'),(193,51,'Above all else, the players must constantly lie that the warbot works.'),(194,51,'If the players insist the warbot doesn\'t work, FC asks them to prove the other 34 High Programmers were lying all along. The other High Programmers will step in and begin making life hell for them.'),(195,52,'The Computer had a bit of a psychotic break when a power surge knocked out most of its compnodes for a couple hourcycles.'),(196,52,'However, none of the UVs realised what happened, so when asked about it each of them blamed someone different.'),(197,52,'FC is adamant that traitors knocked it offline for a couple of hourcycles, and won\'t accept any other answer.'),(198,52,'The players must find a suitable scapegoat, possibly multiple.'),(199,52,'There are no directives or secret society missions relating to this crisis. This alone should be enough to complicate whatever else is going on.'),(200,52,'As a reminder, The Event is ULTRAVIOLET clearance. While there was a small power surge, no-one but The Computer knows it was offline for a couple hourcycles.'),(201,51,'This is most likely a freebie, but it\'s a rare occasion that makes the players work together.'),(202,53,'RD-##SUB-1## is a genetically engineers virus that changes waste organic material into a burnable alcoholic fuel.'),(203,53,'However, if it ever touches a living organism, it will quickly be given alcohol poisoning and die.'),(204,53,'The head researcher is ##CIT-I-RD##, actually a bumbling fool (he just got really lucky). He can do wetware tasks _almost_ like that which is asked, but catastrophic. Don\'t tell the player\'s he\'s terrible, let them find out themselves.'),(205,54,'Massive infighting crisis. Replace the announcement with whatever plot point you want.'),(206,54,'Each service group is hitting another service group, and wants their own land protected.'),(207,54,'The other service groups have no idea what\'s going on, and are engaged in taking out rival SG estates.'),(208,54,'Each service group is attacking the one below it:'),(209,54,'AF: Silo ##SUB-AF## (PURGE: Unauthorised experimental wmds)'),(210,54,'IS: Interrogation facility ##SUB-IS## (Hiding high-ranking commies)'),(211,54,'HP: Facility ##SUB-HP## (Humanists pornography studio)'),(212,54,'PLC: Food vat ##SUB-PLC## (Psion mutagenics lab)'),(213,54,'TS: Warehouse ##SUB-TS## (Illegal corpore-metal facility to remove asimov circuits)'),(214,54,'PS: Sewerage Plant ##SUB-PS## (The Movement secret base)'),(215,54,'CPU: Document Store ##SUB-CPU## (Mystics drug lab)'),(216,54,'RD: Particle Lab ##SUB-RD## (Servants of Cthulu gate)'),(217,54,'TD: Training Grounds ##SUB-TD## (Runners staging area)'),(218,55,'Recently, Runners and Sierra clubbers brought a super-virus in from the outdoors, from a tunnel in R Cafeteria ##SUB-1##. The virus makes infected clones sneeze constantly, outputting huge amounts of phlegm.'),(219,55,'If enough phlegm congeals in the one place, it becomes sentient. It will begin campaigning for phlegm rights.'),(220,56,'There is a pre-reckoning UFO prop, rusted out and at location ##SUB-GRID##. The object is large (about 10 metres across), and is basically a solid chuck of metal.'),(221,56,'FC is demanding it for Right-U-ARE\'s initialday party, as there\'s currently other complexes fighting over it.'),(222,56,'The UFO must be secured, transported, inserted through a whole in the roof, then restored. FC will be unhappy if the prop is separated or disassembled in order to bring it inside.'),(223,56,'Restoration of the UFO will take 30 minutecycles.'),(224,39,'Right-U-ARE will decide on the route the new transtube line will take, either the eastern or western path.'),(225,57,'##SUB-1## is codenamed DRAGON EGG, and any investigation will tell them the name.'),(226,57,'A group of romantics found a Mystics\' homebrew operation. Growing watermelons and fermenting alcohol inside.'),(227,57,'The romantics stole the \"egg\", and smuggled it to a safe place in ##LOC-1##.'),(228,57,'The story of the \"Dragon Egg\" has escalated, and now half the complex wants it.'),(229,58,'It\'s snowing outside! A freak weather pattern has dropped the temperature outside by a fair margin.'),(230,58,'Multiple societies are enjoying the pattern, including making a bunch of snowmen outside.'),(231,58,'There are also snow angels and other tracks, leading threat assessors to believe there are already Beta complex assaulters inside the complex.'),(232,59,'At the end of this, the FC body will disappear (provided no-one\'s delivered it to their societies/stolen it, of course).'),(233,59,'The body needs software, hardware for the skeleton and computery stuff, and wetware for the living tissue.'),(234,59,'The identity needs a genome in the clone banks, valid housing, usual paperwork, and probably security.'),(235,60,'##SUB-1## was a communist vaccine, until it was twisted into a virus that spreads communist ideas.'),(236,61,'The Phlegms are fighting a shadow war in the walls and vents, and have secret bases in two locations.'),(237,61,'The Phlegminists are in ##LOC-1##. The Phlegms\' rights movements are in ##LOC-2##.'),(238,61,'However, the fighting is taking its toll on the life support systems. Air, water, power, and sewerage lines are all getting damaged.'),(239,62,'There\'s a funball game going on between the ##ZON## Warriors and the GDB Patriots, and the Warriors are going badly.'),(240,62,'When the session starts, the game has only been going on for a short time, and the Patriots are up 68-0.'),(241,62,'The game is currently being held in the B3 Funball Stadium, so there\'s lots of opportunities to fix the game by cheating.'),(242,63,'R&D were working on an experimental \"realism\" update for petbots, update ##SUB##. It was accidently pushed to release by R&D assistant ##SUB-G-RD##.'),(243,63,'It was then looked over by CPU, assistant ##CIT-Y-CPU##, who approved it.'),(244,63,'Finally, it was thrown to tech services, who sent out the update to all petbots.'),(245,64,'Okay, this one is weird. Mystics managed to pull off a huge spiking of multiple food vats, leading to massive hallucinations for half the sector.'),(246,64,'These hallucinations, specifically, make people think the food they\'re eating is full of large bugs.'),(247,64,'After a couple of consumptions, they believe they\'re being eaten alive by the same bugs.'),(248,64,'Some clones reported the food had gone bad. After tests on storage found them all to be ruined, FC has panicked and stated all the food is gone.'),(249,64,'R&D\'s ##SUB-RD## is a weird combination of radioactive waste, gmo foods, and fertiliser. It will constantly fill the bellies of clones who eat it, but they will be extremely flatulent and constatly extrude flammable gas.'),(250,65,'##CIT-I-RD## is the current head of the Alpha Complex Space Agency. After many previous clones getting terminated due to incompetence, ##CIT-I-RD## has led a mission to the moon to ensure it goes well.'),(251,65,'Unfortunately, Mu Complex is shooting down all capsules heading to the moon, including ##CIT-I-RD##\'s.'),(252,65,'All the service groups want the honour of saving ##CIT-I-RD##.'),(253,66,'RDP ##SUB-SUN## is a project to increase the solar output of the sun. The project expects a 1000% increase in solar output, but due to an error will only increase output 0.01%.'),(254,66,'To actually deploy it, either a base on mercury or a solar ring is required to be built.'),(255,69,'Barry-B was on a troubleshooter mission, and was eaten by a mutant banana nut muffin monster.'),(256,69,'The rest of Barry-B\'s team was digested, but Barry-B survived inside the monster.'),(257,69,'The monster is a thing from the underplex, infected with a \"you are what you eat\" memetic pattern. The monster wandered through a PLC warehouse filled with luxury inter-sector transtube meals.'),(258,68,'A bunch of cockroaches wandered into an R&D lab and absorbed some chronoparticulates. They now move at multiple times faster than usual.'),(259,68,'The cockroaches are consuming food stocks at an alarming rate, and also any citizens that stand too still (all of them).'),(260,67,'A recent trip to the vaults brought back a couple of sudoku books, which were quickly disseminated and spread to the masses.'),(261,67,'The addictiveness has simultaneously meant everyone is distracted, or have finished their puzzles and are crazily searching for more.'),(262,68,'Death leopard/servants of cthulu, if the word is given, will pump an aggression gas into the megamall, causing everyone to grab weapons and kill each other. What this accomplishes is up to you.'),(263,70,'There\'s a huddle of 6 warbots located in the buffer zone between ##ZON## and  two other sectors: GDJ and WEP. They\'re actually completely loyal, and members of the very loyal Bothren.'),(264,70,'However, they also believe themselves to be holy crusaders, and have come to the conclusion that one of the neighbouring sectors are in cahoots with the commies, and are currently deciding which one it is.'),(265,70,'Destroying the warbots before they\'ve been shown to be rogue will cost ##ZON## a lot of ACCESS.'),(266,71,'A mystic group found a special incense that causes everything to look much larger than it is. This incense smoke drifted into a gold depository nearby, during an audit, causing the counters to estimate an increased gold supply by and order of magnitude.'),(267,71,'The credit isn\'t tied to the price of gold, but legacy software determines that a sudden gold price drop will crash the market.'),(268,71,'The collapse isn\'t caused specifically by the huge storage of gold, but that approximately 30k tons of gold has been stolen.'),(269,71,'Suggested cbay: 1 ton gold, 8 ACCESS');
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