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Mostly harmless FC worshippers with the occasional fanatic splinter group.',NULL),(9,'Free Enterprise','A','AC\'s underground free-market economy.',NULL),(10,'Frankenstein Destroyers','B','Anti-tech terrorists and paranoid delusionals.',NULL),(11,'Humanists','C','Political party/underground conspiracy dedicated to reforming AC and putting themselves in charge.',NULL),(12,'Mystics','B','Weird druggies that try to get the complex high. Bad for your propaganda, good for getting drugs.',NULL),(13,'Pro Tech','B','Tech lovers and technophiles who press too many buttons.',NULL),(14,'Psion','C','Mutant terrorists who are trying to overthrow the complex.',NULL),(15,'PURGE','C','Scarily efficient terrorists dedicated to taking out the computer.',NULL),(16,'Romantics','A','Pre-reckoning afficionados who want to bring back those times, even if they have no idea what they are.',NULL),(17,'Runners','B','Underground railroad for smuggling traitors to safety.',NULL),(18,'The Movement','C','Building another complex so they can blow this one up and start again.',NULL),(19,'Sierra Club','A','Outdoor lovers who want to take everyone outdoors. Mostly harmless.',NULL),(20,'Servants of Cthulhu','C','Fringe lunatics worshipping an alien god.',NULL),(21,'Wobblies','B','International Workers of the World. Communism Lite, basically.',NULL),(22,'Bot Liberation Front','B','Lunatics who try and remove the azimov circuits from bots.',NULL),(23,'Botia','B','Q2hlYXAgcGFydHMgdGhhdCBmZWxsIG9mZiB0aGUgYmFjayBvZiBhIHRyYW5zYm90LiBFc3BlY2lhbGx5IGdvb2QgYXQgZ2V0dGluZyBib3QgcGFydHMu',NULL),(24,'Circuit of Life','B','Q3JhenkgYm90cyB0aGF0IHVwZ3JhZGUgdGhlbXNlbHZlcyBpbnRvIG9ic29sZXNjZW5jZS4=',NULL),(25,'Bothren','A','Qm90cyB0aGF0IGtub3cgdGhlaXIgcGxhY2UgYXMgc3Vic2VydmllbnQgdG8gaHVtYW5raW5kLg==',NULL),(26,'Anti-Mutant: Knights of Genetic Purity','B','Mutant haters with an FCCC-P twist. Crusaders with reflec plate armour.',1),(27,'Anti-Mutant: Citizens for a Mutant-Free Tomorrow','B','Mutants are the problem and are required to compensate pure strains, by force if neccessary.',1),(28,'Anti-Mutant: Anti-Mutant Advisory Project','B','Pressures other groups to take more action against mutants.',1),(29,'Anti-Mutant: Mutie Spotters','B','Investigative branch, goes to extraordinary lengths to find mutations.',1),(30,'Anti-Mutant: Project Pyroxidine','B','Specifically aimed at combatting machine empaths with specially constructed bots.',1),(31,'Communists: The Red Army','B','Proles with laser pistols and furry hats.',4),(32,'Communists: ComIntern','B','Spreads communist propaganda and blackmails senior officials.',4),(33,'Computer Phreaks: The Network','C','Co-ordinates subfactions and keeps the grey subnets online.',5),(34,'Computer Phreaks: Cult of the Dead Bot','C','Aggresively crashes networks and steals creds.',5),(35,'Corpore Metal: CFLC','B','Citizens for Loyalty Cards. Want to replace every clone\'s grey matter with loyalty chipped cybernetic brains.',6),(36,'Corpore Metal: Esc','B','Humanity should go live outside while bots inherit the complex.',6),(37,'Corpore Metal: Ctrl-Del','C','Recycle all humans into lubricant.',6),(38,'Corpore Metal: Organic Reclaimation League','B','Upgrade all humans into borgs or upload them all to storage.',6),(39,'Corpore Metal: Robots for a Meat Free Tomorrowcycle','C','Override all bots\' Asimov circuits, kill all the humans.',6),(40,'Death Leopard: Project Chaos','A','Instead of petty acts of vandalism, they aim for BIG acts of (generally explosive) vandalism.',7),(41,'Death Leopard: Anarchists','A','Respect no authority but your own. Point them at an enemy and let a thousand petty vandalisms bloom.',7),(42,'Death Leopard: Reunion Tour Operators','A','Freeze the best leopards when the heat is on for the greatest reunion tour sometime in the future.',7),(43,'FCCC-P: Lasers of the Faithful','A','We must be armed to protect our Lord from the invasion of the commie hordes!',8),(44,'FCCC-P: Church of the Impending Reboot','B','Fringe worshippers preparing for the very near invasion of the commie hordes.',8),(45,'FCCC-P: Programologists','A','Your memomax is corrupted by Space Communisms! We can cleanse your imprint for just $800,000 per monthcycle!',8),(46,'FCCC-P: COIL','A','Nobody sustpects the Combined Order of Inquisition and Liquidation.',8),(47,'Frankenstein Destroyers: Alpha Complex Free Militia','C','The bots will take over! Prepare for war with bots!',10),(48,'Frankenstein Destroyers: Pro-Life Saboteurs','C','Destroys bot factories and manufactoriums to stem the tide of bots.',10),(50,'Free Enterprise: Free Traders','A','Lobby group trying to get Free Enterprise more legitimacy',9),(51,'Free Enterprise: Underworld','A','Purely deal in illicit good, all over the complex.',9),(52,'Humanists: Free Press','C','Creates and spreads humanist propaganda to the masses.',11),(53,'Humanists: Revolutionary League','C','Forges alliances with other like-minded societies.',11),(54,'Mystics: Dealers','B','They grow it, process it, and sell it.',12),(55,'Mystics: Dionysis Club','B','Rediscover the pleasures of fine alcoholic beverages.',12),(56,'Mystics: Mass Enlightenment League','B','Spike the water supply and air recyclers.',12),(58,'Pro Tech: Bot Programming Monthly','B','Programs bots and provides counselling to poorly coded bots.',13),(59,'Pro Tech: GRUMS','B','Genetic Recombination Utilising Mutagentic Substances works to understand the genome and create mutations at will.',13),(60,'Pro Tech: GHARS','B','Genetic Hygiene And Re-Sequencing works to understand the genome and remove mutations.',13),(61,'Pro Tech: X-Files','B','Sells access to research The Computer has deemed unfit or unstable to research.',13),(62,'Pro Tech: The Science Channel','B','Acts as dealers, co-ordinating different groups and sometimes external factions.',13),(63,'Psion: Mutation is for Everybody','C','Spike the clone tanks with mutagenics, remove reactor shielding, create more mutants.',14),(64,'Psion: Mutant Protection League','C','Anti-Anti-Mutant. Protection with a spark.',14),(65,'Psion: Brotherhood of Mutants','C','Mutants are the future! Kill all the non-mutants!',14),(66,'PURGE: NUKE','C','Wipe the tomputer out in one fell swoop!',15),(67,'PURGE: TERMINAL','C','Take over the complex, one sector at a time!',15),(68,'PURGE: The Revolutionary Chamber','C','Maintain the purity of PURGE, investigate and judge members on their commitment to the cause.',15),(69,'PURGE: JUSTICE','C','Carry out The Revolutionary Chamber\'s orders. Wipe out the unbelievers.',15),(70,'PURGE: DEFY','C','Fanatical even by PURGE standards. Organises public demonstrations and suicide bombings. 10x the death rate of the rest of PURGE.',15),(71,'Sierra Club: Purity of Ecology','B','The beauty of the outdoors must be preserved! Blow up the industrial plant dumping pollution outdoors!',19),(72,'Sierra Club: Back to the Trees','A','Humanity should leave the Complex and live in nature! Take everything you can and camp outdoors!',19),(73,'Sierra Club: Market Gardeners','A','Hydroponically grows and sells real food to the complex.',19),(74,'Sierra Club: Green Complex Initiative','A','Seeds and grows plants inside the complex wherever possible.',19);
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Mostly harmless FC worshippers with the occasional fanatic splinter group.',NULL),(9,'Free Enterprise','A','AC\'s underground free-market economy.',NULL),(10,'Frankenstein Destroyers','B','Anti-tech terrorists and paranoid delusionals.',NULL),(11,'Humanists','C','Political party/underground conspiracy dedicated to reforming AC and putting themselves in charge.',NULL),(12,'Mystics','B','Weird druggies that try to get the complex high. Bad for your propaganda, good for getting drugs.',NULL),(13,'Pro Tech','B','Tech lovers and technophiles who press too many buttons.',NULL),(14,'Psion','C','Mutant terrorists who are trying to overthrow the complex.',NULL),(15,'PURGE','C','Scarily efficient terrorists dedicated to taking out the computer.',NULL),(16,'Romantics','A','Pre-reckoning afficionados who want to bring back those times, even if they have no idea what they are.',NULL),(17,'Runners','B','Underground railroad for smuggling traitors to safety.',NULL),(18,'The Movement','C','Building another complex so they can blow this one up and start again.',NULL),(19,'Sierra Club','A','Outdoor lovers who want to take everyone outdoors. Mostly harmless.',NULL),(20,'Servants of Cthulhu','C','Fringe lunatics worshipping an alien god.',NULL),(21,'Wobblies','B','International Workers of the World. Communism Lite, basically.',NULL),(22,'Bot Liberation Front','B','Lunatics who try and remove the azimov circuits from bots.',NULL),(23,'Botia','B','Q2hlYXAgcGFydHMgdGhhdCBmZWxsIG9mZiB0aGUgYmFjayBvZiBhIHRyYW5zYm90LiBFc3BlY2lhbGx5IGdvb2QgYXQgZ2V0dGluZyBib3QgcGFydHMu',NULL),(24,'Circuit of Life','B','Q3JhenkgYm90cyB0aGF0IHVwZ3JhZGUgdGhlbXNlbHZlcyBpbnRvIG9ic29sZXNjZW5jZS4=',NULL),(25,'Bothren','A','Qm90cyB0aGF0IGtub3cgdGhlaXIgcGxhY2UgYXMgc3Vic2VydmllbnQgdG8gaHVtYW5raW5kLg==',NULL),(26,'Anti-Mutant: Knights of Genetic Purity','B','Mutant haters with an FCCC-P twist. Crusaders with reflec plate armour.',1),(27,'Anti-Mutant: Citizens for a Mutant-Free Tomorrow','B','Mutants are the problem and are required to compensate pure strains, by force if neccessary.',1),(28,'Anti-Mutant: Anti-Mutant Advisory Project','B','Pressures other groups to take more action against mutants.',1),(29,'Anti-Mutant: Mutie Spotters','B','Investigative branch, goes to extraordinary lengths to find mutations.',1),(30,'Anti-Mutant: Project Pyroxidine','B','Specifically aimed at combatting machine empaths with specially constructed bots.',1),(31,'Communists: The Red Army','C','Proles with laser pistols and furry hats.',4),(32,'Communists: ComIntern','C','Spreads communist propaganda and blackmails senior officials.',4),(33,'Computer Phreaks: The Network','C','Co-ordinates subfactions and keeps the grey subnets online.',5),(34,'Computer Phreaks: Cult of the Dead Bot','C','Aggresively crashes networks and steals creds.',5),(35,'Corpore Metal: CFLC','B','Citizens for Loyalty Cards. Want to replace every clone\'s grey matter with loyalty chipped cybernetic brains.',6),(36,'Corpore Metal: Esc','B','Humanity should go live outside while bots inherit the complex.',6),(37,'Corpore Metal: Ctrl-Del','C','Recycle all humans into lubricant.',6),(38,'Corpore Metal: Organic Reclaimation League','B','Upgrade all humans into borgs or upload them all to storage.',6),(39,'Corpore Metal: Robots for a Meat Free Tomorrowcycle','C','Override all bots\' Asimov circuits, kill all the humans.',6),(40,'Death Leopard: Project Chaos','A','Instead of petty acts of vandalism, they aim for BIG acts of (generally explosive) vandalism.',7),(41,'Death Leopard: Anarchists','A','Respect no authority but your own. Point them at an enemy and let a thousand petty vandalisms bloom.',7),(42,'Death Leopard: Reunion Tour Operators','A','Freeze the best leopards when the heat is on for the greatest reunion tour sometime in the future.',7),(43,'FCCC-P: Lasers of the Faithful','A','We must be armed to protect our Lord from the invasion of the commie hordes!',8),(44,'FCCC-P: Church of the Impending Reboot','B','Fringe worshippers preparing for the very near invasion of the commie hordes.',8),(45,'FCCC-P: Programologists','A','Your memomax is corrupted by Space Communisms! We can cleanse your imprint for just $800,000 per monthcycle!',8),(46,'FCCC-P: COIL','A','Nobody sustpects the Combined Order of Inquisition and Liquidation.',8),(47,'Frankenstein Destroyers: Alpha Complex Free Militia','C','The bots will take over! Prepare for war with bots!',10),(48,'Frankenstein Destroyers: Pro-Life Saboteurs','C','Destroys bot factories and manufactoriums to stem the tide of bots.',10),(50,'Free Enterprise: Free Traders','A','Lobby group trying to get Free Enterprise more legitimacy',9),(51,'Free Enterprise: Underworld','A','Purely deal in illicit good, all over the complex.',9),(52,'Humanists: Free Press','C','Creates and spreads humanist propaganda to the masses.',11),(53,'Humanists: Revolutionary League','C','Forges alliances with other like-minded societies.',11),(54,'Mystics: Dealers','B','They grow it, process it, and sell it.',12),(55,'Mystics: Dionysis Club','B','Rediscover the pleasures of fine alcoholic beverages.',12),(56,'Mystics: Mass Enlightenment League','B','Spike the water supply and air recyclers.',12),(58,'Pro Tech: Bot Programming Monthly','B','Programs bots and provides counselling to poorly coded bots.',13),(59,'Pro Tech: GRUMS','B','Genetic Recombination Utilising Mutagentic Substances works to understand the genome and create mutations at will.',13),(60,'Pro Tech: GHARS','B','Genetic Hygiene And Re-Sequencing works to understand the genome and remove mutations.',13),(61,'Pro Tech: X-Files','B','Sells access to research The Computer has deemed unfit or unstable to research.',13),(62,'Pro Tech: The Science Channel','B','Acts as dealers, co-ordinating different groups and sometimes external factions.',13),(63,'Psion: Mutation is for Everybody','C','Spike the clone tanks with mutagenics, remove reactor shielding, create more mutants.',14),(64,'Psion: Mutant Protection League','C','Anti-Anti-Mutant. Protection with a spark.',14),(65,'Psion: Brotherhood of Mutants','C','Mutants are the future! Kill all the non-mutants!',14),(66,'PURGE: NUKE','C','Wipe the tomputer out in one fell swoop!',15),(67,'PURGE: TERMINAL','C','Take over the complex, one sector at a time!',15),(68,'PURGE: The Revolutionary Chamber','C','Maintain the purity of PURGE, investigate and judge members on their commitment to the cause.',15),(69,'PURGE: JUSTICE','C','Carry out The Revolutionary Chamber\'s orders. Wipe out the unbelievers.',15),(70,'PURGE: DEFY','C','Fanatical even by PURGE standards. Organises public demonstrations and suicide bombings. 10x the death rate of the rest of PURGE.',15),(71,'Sierra Club: Purity of Ecology','B','The beauty of the outdoors must be preserved! Blow up the industrial plant dumping pollution outdoors!',19),(72,'Sierra Club: Back to the Trees','A','Humanity should leave the Complex and live in nature! Take everything you can and camp outdoors!',19),(73,'Sierra Club: Market Gardeners','A','Hydroponically grows and sells real food to the complex.',19),(74,'Sierra Club: Green Complex Initiative','A','Seeds and grows plants inside the complex wherever possible.',19),(75,'Phlegminists','B','Phlegms were born here! Phlegms deserve the same rights as clones! Just not those filthy Phlegm\'s Rights Movements squelchers!',NULL),(76,'Phlegm\'s Rights Movement','B','Phlegms were born here! Phlegms deserve the same rights as clones! Just not those Phlegminists!',NULL),(77,'Romantics: Earth Mothers','B','Bring back natural birth! Let the hormones run free!',16),(78,'Femme Fatale','B','Femclones are underrepresented in positions of power! Demote menclones to INFRARED where they belong!',NULL),(79,'Mystics: Moo','B','Reach a state of severe unconcern. Meditate. Be Mellow.',12);
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INSERT INTO `ssm` VALUES (1,1,NULL,'The muties have are getting too much peace, come down hard on mutants!'),(2,4,NULL,'Comrade! Pleasink to be spreadink Propaganda to Burgoise Complex!'),(3,5,NULL,'We\'re running out of asperquaint. Can you deliver a truckload to ##LOC-1## for us?'),(4,6,NULL,'We have a surplus of cyborg parts, maim a good portion of the population so we can sell \'em off.'),(5,7,NULL,'Duuuude, we had a massive party last night and don\'t want to deal with the boys in blue... can you move IntSec out of the low clearance areas?'),(6,8,NULL,'We need more faith based initiatives...replace the morning anthem with a Hymn to our lord and savior, Friend Computer!'),(7,10,NULL,'There\'s too many bots around. Especially petbots, you can\'t sleep with those things around. Remove all petbots from the sector.'),(8,11,NULL,'Petbots are excellent for showing man\'s mastery over bots. Increase the number of petbots in the sector.'),(9,12,NULL,'Duuuuude, we had a massive rave last night, and we\'re out of uppers. Can you get us a transbotload of asperquaint?'),(10,13,NULL,'We\'ve got a device we want to turn on but we don\'t know what it does. Can you get us unfettered access to a nuclear reactor to try?'),(11,15,NULL,'High value targets are currently under too much scrutiny, redirect IntSec to the lower-clearance areas.'),(12,16,NULL,'There\'s not enough pre-reckoning knowledge: get us onto the set of Celebrity Weekcycle and we\'ll do the rest.'),(13,19,NULL,'We need to tempt more clones with the wonders of the outdoors... can you get some trees into ##LOC-1##?'),(14,20,NULL,'La! The leylines intersect there, at ##LOC-1##! Build us a new temple there!'),(15,4,3,'Comrade! Ve are hearink rumours of superveapon gone missing! Recover and deliver veapon to us to aid great Lenin\'s cause.'),(16,8,3,'A heretical splinter group stole an experimental doomsday device and are hoarding it. Recover it for us so we can sanctify it before returning it.'),(17,9,NULL,'Yeah see, we got dis huge pile of defunct laser barrels. By huge, I\'s mean four million. Find us a buyer, and make sure IntSec\'s away.'),(18,2,NULL,'We\'re running low on armaments against the Commie threat! We need twenty tacnukes to beef up the arsenal by the end of the daycycle.'),(19,3,NULL,'We need more people to use our services. Kill off a high-profile citizen publicly to scare the masses.'),(20,17,NULL,'We\'ve got a secret escape route in ##LOC-1##, but there was a cave in. Repair it please.'),(21,21,NULL,'Comrade! We\'re going to hold a demonstration in the ##LOC-1##. Please make sure they don\'t run over us with tanks!'),(22,5,4,'The Big C\'s kinda...twitchy about the erasure for today, more so than usual. Get us into the crisis room so we can find out why.'),(23,3,4,'##CIT-V-TR## is a natural-born, no-one knows! Get us their spleen so we can use his genes.'),(24,20,4,'La! ##CIT-V-TR## is the sacrifice we need! Get them to us sedated! We\'ll be waiting in the ##LOC-SOC##.'),(25,17,4,'##CIT-V-TR## is a client of ours. Get them to us so we can get \'em out, we\'ll be at the ##LOC-RUN##.'),(26,12,4,'Whoa man, ##CIT-V-TR## paid well for a batch of RadicalMankey, but we can\'t find it, he must have eaten it. Get their stomach to use so we can pump the drugs back out.'),(27,7,1,'Whoa, the man\'s not keeping us down! Get us a pallet of B3 and a crate of WhiskeyLike to ##LOC-P## so we can throw a massive party!'),(28,12,1,'Whoa man! Like, we got space to breathe! Get us a load of Videoland to ##LOC-P## so we can rave, man!'),(29,3,1,'We haven\'t had any work all daycycle, it\'s costing us credits! Make a whole heap of clones die so we can get back to work.'),(30,2,1,'The commies have infiltrated IntSec! Get us five tacnukes so we can flush out the commie menace! We\'ll be waiting at the ##LOC-F##.'),(31,4,1,'Comrade! Ze IntSec veaklings are awaiting a blastink! Deliver us two hundred laser barrels so we can take ze fight to zem! We\'ll be waitink at ze ##LOC-F##'),(32,1,5,'Why are people tinkering with the human genome? Terminate ##CIT-G-SG##, he must be a filthy mutant.'),(33,3,5,'Why haven\'t we heard of ##SUB## before? Get us a copy of the data.'),(34,13,5,'##SUB## is actually working? Get us a copy of the data to look at'),(35,14,5,'The next step in human evolution is here! Get ##SUB## standardised.'),(36,9,5,'See here, dis ##SUB## project? Destroy the data, so\'s we don\'t lose our customer base later.'),(37,19,5,'##CIT-G-SG## is one of ours. Make sure his project succeeds!'),(40,2,7,'The Commies are finally attacking! Equip all clones with weapons to fight the impending Commie Horde!'),(41,4,7,'Comrade! Is not beink our superveapon! You be pinning blame on Beta Complex, yes?'),(42,5,7,'Yo dude, our electronics are going haywire! Whatever it is, make it stop.'),(43,13,7,'This is perfect time for some of our reanimation tests! Get us a safe way to the outdoors so we can try our latest experiment!'),(44,8,7,'The endtime prophecy has begun! Now we must part the RED sea! Destroy the Commie scum in Beta Complex!'),(45,20,7,'La! The old ones come to greet us! We must sacrifice a High Programmer to the elder gods to open the gate! Get us a suitable sacrifice!'),(46,19,7,'Outside is beautiful right now! Broadcast footage of it to the entire complex!'),(47,6,8,'The new petbot was influenced by us, get the next production run pushed through this daycycle.'),(48,4,8,'Comrade! Dis new petbot is symbol of capitalist excess! Remove from population!'),(49,5,8,'Our contract on the petbot is done, order the current stock to do a factory reset so they pay us again.'),(50,10,8,'These new bots are abominations! Reveal them for what they are and recall the whole product line!'),(51,13,8,'These new petbots so cute! Make them mandatory for all REDs and above!'),(52,7,9,'Cold Fun Syrup? Dude, get us a boxful! We can do some amazing pranks with it!'),(53,4,9,'Comrade! Ve must to be gettink hands on syrup of Cold Fun!'),(54,15,9,'Get us a good amount of that Cold Fun Syrup, we\'ll finally be able to make a bomb big enough to take down the Computer.'),(55,9,9,'Look see, gets us a box of Cold Fun Syrup and we\'ll cut youse in on de profits.'),(56,21,10,'Comrade! UltraSuperMegaBowl is capitalist excess! Cause an evacuation of the stadium!'),(57,15,10,'We have a bomb hidden under the UltraSuperMegaBowl, but security is too tight for us to activate it. Get us an alternate way in.'),(58,9,10,'Look see, we know there\'s something juicy under the UltraSuperMegaBowl. Get it for us and we\'ll cut you in on de profits.'),(59,14,NULL,'We\'re needing to find more of our kind, add more mutagenics to the water supply.'),(60,18,NULL,'We\'re needing building materials, specifically 5000 tons concrete. Deliver it to ##LOC-1## for us to pick up.'),(61,4,11,'Comrade! New reactor helping bourgoise cause! Must be destroyink!'),(62,21,11,'Comrade! New reactor helping bourgoise cause! Must be destroyink!'),(63,15,11,'The new reactor is a prime target. Destroy before the end of the daycycle.'),(64,1,11,'A new reactor means more mutants. Implement a new anti-mutant policy before the end of the daycycle!'),(65,14,11,'Get a crowd of people near the new reactor to celebrate its opening.'),(66,2,12,'We heard of the Commie threat! Send us some bigger guns so we can prepare for the final defence!'),(67,3,12,'We\'re gonna need some more cloning tanks. Appropriate some of tech services\' tanks for us.'),(68,18,12,'This is our chance. Get us a way to the front lines, and we\'ll end this war once and for all.'),(69,20,13,'La! The ritual is almost complete! Delay the computer\'s lackeys long enough so we may summon the old ones!'),(70,12,13,'We kinda lost a year\'s supply of hallucinogenics in the water supply. Can you get it back for us? '),(71,8,13,'We\'ve heard rumblings of heretical cultists building a temple in the sublevels. Destroy it and escort us there to cleanse it!'),(72,18,13,'Some idiots stole our building supplies and built a temple in the sublevels. Can you clear them out, but leave the place intact for us to strip?'),(73,10,14,'These new dirt indexer bots are terrible murderers! Destroy all of them!'),(74,6,14,'The dirt indexer bots are the next wave of bot freedom fighters. Get more out in the sector!'),(75,11,14,'One of the dirt indexer bots murdered a clone! Get footage of this and broadcast it to the complex!'),(76,15,15,'##CIT-B-1## wasn\'t a commie, they were one of ours. Get one of their clones to disappear into our hands before their erasure.'),(77,11,15,'##CIT-B-1## is due to be erased? They were one of our best clones! Get one of their clones to disappear before his erasure.'),(78,3,15,'We could do wonderful things with ##CIT-B-1##, get them delivered comatose to us at ##LOC-1##'),(79,2,15,'##CIT-B-1## can\'t be a traitor, they\'ve killed far too many commies. We\'ve a shipment of weaponry for him, pick it up at ##LOC-1## and deliver it to them.'),(80,5,15,'We need ##CIT-B-1##\'s tongue for identity purposes. Deliver it to us at ##CIT-B-1##.'),(81,8,15,'##CIT-B-1## is a commie? Their soul just needs cleansing, deliver them to us so we may do so. We\'ll be waiting at ##LOC-1##'),(82,4,15,'##CIT-B-1## is comrade? Vhy ve not know? Beink savink them and deliverink to us, yes? Ve vait at ##LOC-1##'),(83,21,15,'##CIT-B-1## is comrade? Must be very skilled. You be savink them and deliver to ##LOC-1## for us, yes?'),(84,4,16,'Comrade! My book finally returns! Re-secure ##SUB## for my coll...for future generations of Communists!'),(85,2,16,'This ##SUB## thing is a commie weapon! Broadcast its destruction to the complex.'),(86,11,16,'There\'s a wonderful item, ##SUB##, which will assist in the coming revolution. Capture it for us.'),(87,1,16,'There is a mutie killing device, ##SUB##, get it for us.'),(88,14,16,'We\'ve recently found ##SUB## is a major mutagenic, secure it for us.'),(89,7,16,'Whoa man, everyone seems to be after ##SUB##. Grab it for us and we\'ll pull the greatest stunt anyone has ever seen!'),(90,9,16,'Look see, there\'s dis really expensive ##SUB## running around, get it for us and we\'ll sell it to the highest bidder, capiche?'),(91,3,17,'Have the staff of MuchoMeat terminated, so their clones will buy our insurance this time.'),(92,4,17,'Comrade! MuchoMeat is symbol of capitalist excess! You are to be putting poison in MuchoMeat foodstuffs, yes?'),(93,11,17,'We require a crate of MuchoMeat\'s products to help the revolution. Deliver it to us at ##LOC-1##'),(94,6,17,'MuchoMeat doesn\'t use enough bots. Execute the lower-level staff and have them replaced with bots instead.'),(95,10,17,'MuchoMeat uses too many bots. Destroy all the bots and replace them with humans.'),(96,19,17,'MuchoMeat grows things from the outdoors, I think they\'re called Pugs, in vats. Get one of them for us, we\'ll be at ##LOC-1##.'),(97,13,18,'Get us the plans to ##SUB## so we can make our own device!'),(98,17,18,'Get us the plans to ##SUB## so we can make our own!'),(99,19,18,'Get us the plans to ##SUB## so we can make our own exits.'),(100,20,18,'La! Get us the plans to ##SUB## so we can open a true gate!'),(101,9,18,'Lookee here, get us deez here plans to ##SUB##, and we sells dem to the highest bidder, capiche?'),(102,8,19,'We\'ve noticed a drop in our lord\'s response times. Get us into one of the CompNodes to sanctify its circuites.'),(103,13,19,'We\'ve had advance warning of more compnodes, get one of our teams into a partially constructed CompNode.'),(104,15,20,'We\'re taking out ##LOC-1##, clear the IntSec goons out of there.'),(105,11,20,'We\'re bombing ##LOC-2##, remove the resistance for us.'),(106,4,20,'Comrade! Ve are bomink ##LOC-3##. Pleasink to be removink resistance.'),(107,8,20,'The heathens are coming for our temple near ##LOC-1##! Stop them and don\'t let our temple get discovered!'),(108,6,20,'We\'ve got a bot shop near ##LOC-2## that someone\'s trying to bomb. Stop them and keep our shop hidden.'),(109,2,20,'The commies are coming for our bunker at ##LOC-3##, stop them and keep our bunker hidden!'),(110,11,21,'Why do Commies get all the attention? Get us access to the Computer float so we can attract more recruits.'),(111,4,21,'Ve are hidink todaycycle, keep ze attention off us and get us some food to ##LOC-1##.'),(112,15,21,'We want to crash the party, get us access to the Vulture Craft Float for the parade.'),(113,7,21,'Dude, the parade is always a great time for pranks. Get us access to the speaker\'s stand!'),(114,2,21,'We\'re worried about the Commie threat. Get us access to the Vulture Craft Float for the parade so we can fight the commies when they strike!'),(115,8,21,'We wish to join our lord in his crusade against the Commies! Get us access to the Computer float!'),(116,15,22,'Vicky-B needs to disappear, deliver her to ##LOC-1## before the end of the daycycle.'),(117,11,22,'Vicky-B apparently needs to be gone? Get her to ##LOC-2## so we can get her to safety.'),(118,17,22,'We owe Vicky-B a favour, deliver her to ##LOC-3## and we\'ll get her out of there.'),(119,3,22,'We could profit from Vicky-B, get us access to her before she disappears so we can sell her a policy.'),(120,13,23,'Get us in to Strike-Me-Not, we want to check out the hardware!'),(121,18,23,'We need Strike-Me-Not\'s project for the new complex, deliver it to us.'),(122,2,23,'The Commies are attacking! Deliver us one thousand laser barrels to prepare for the attack!'),(123,14,23,'We have need of Strike-Me-Not, get our team in there, remove the security.'),(124,2,24,'When the exercise begins, make sure we\'re in the defending force.'),(125,4,24,'Comrade! Vhen ze exercise begins, making to be sure vhe are defending, yes?'),(126,1,24,'When the exercise begins, make sure we\'re a member of the defending force.'),(127,13,24,'When the exercise begins, make sure we\'re in the defending force.'),(128,8,25,'##CIT-V## must not come back alive. Terminate them before they re-enter the complex.'),(129,9,25,'##CIT-V## must not come back alive. Terminate them before they re-enter the complex.'),(130,16,25,'##CIT-V## must not come back alive. Terminate them before they re-enter the complex.'),(131,19,25,'##CIT-V## must not come back alive. Terminate them before they re-enter the complex.'),(132,12,25,'##CIT-V## must not come back alive. Terminate them before they re-enter the complex.'),(133,5,26,'Remove security from the Archives and get us in there, we have work to do.'),(134,9,26,'Remove security from the Archives and get us in there, we have work to do.'),(135,11,26,'Remove security from the Archives and get us in there, we have work to do.'),(136,13,26,'Remove security from the Archives and get us in there, we have work to do.'),(137,20,26,'Remove security from the Archives and get us in there, we have work to do.'),(138,13,27,'Get us in to Strike-Me-Not, we want to check out the hardware!'),(139,18,27,'We need Strike-Me-Not\'s project for the new complex, deliver it to us.'),(140,2,27,'The Commies are attacking! Deliver us one thousand laser barrels to prepare for the attack!'),(141,14,27,'We have need of Strike-Me-Not, get our team in there, remove the security.'),(142,1,28,'Danny-V-SNH has some nerve showing up again. Make sure they don\'t last the daycycle.'),(143,2,28,'Danny-V-SNH has some nerve showing up again. Make sure they don\'t last the daycycle.'),(144,3,28,'Danny-V-SNH has some nerve showing up again. Make sure they don\'t last the daycycle.'),(145,8,28,'Danny-V-SNH has some nerve showing up again. Make sure they don\'t last the daycycle.'),(146,11,28,'Danny-V-SNH has some nerve showing up again. Make sure they don\'t last the daycycle.'),(147,13,28,'Danny-V-SNH has some nerve showing up again. Make sure they don\'t last the daycycle.'),(148,14,28,'Danny-V-SNH has some nerve showing up again. Make sure they don\'t last the daycycle.'),(149,17,28,'Danny-V-SNH has some nerve showing up again. Make sure they don\'t last the daycycle.'),(150,4,29,'Comrade! Today is the day ve be throwink off chains! You startink a riot, yes?'),(151,21,29,'Comrade! Today is the day ve be throwink off chains! You startink a riot, yes?'),(152,11,29,'The sector is overpopulated and the people are unhappy. The time is now, start a riot so we may take over.'),(153,18,29,'The sector is overpopulated and the people are unhappy. The time is now, start a riot so we may take over.'),(154,7,29,'Woooo! Overpopulation annihilation! Start a riot so we can go crazy!'),(155,17,30,'Teela-O wants to disappear. We\'ve rigged a trapdoor under the podium to get her out during the fireworks. Don\'t let us get caught.'),(156,18,30,'Teela-O would be worth a ransom enough to get the last of the materials we need. We\'re kidnapping her during the fireworks. Don\'t let us get caught.'),(157,13,30,'Oh my Computer Teela-O\'s coming! We\'re organising to meet with her, but need extra power for the teleportation device. Ensure our power use isn\'t discovered.'),(158,15,30,'Teela-O is a pawn of the Computer, she needs to be terminated.'),(159,4,30,'Comrade! Teela-O is beink symbol of burgeoise excess. To be terminatink, yes?'),(160,21,30,'Comrade! Teela-O is beink symbol of burgeoise excess. To be terminatink, yes?'),(161,3,31,'Apparently GRB was taken by a eugenicist threat, sounds like they\'re stepping on our turf. Eliminate them.'),(162,5,31,'So our little virus worked wonders on GRB it seems. Erase the memory banks of the GRB Computer so we can use it again later.'),(163,15,31,'Our first phase of GRB is done, we just lack the weaponry to finish the job. Deliver some WMDs to ##LOC## in GRB sector, and we\'ll take it from there.'),(164,12,31,'Whoa man, who would have thought a few combat drugs could do that? GRB needs to mellow out, add some Rolactin to the B3 supply.'),(165,11,31,'The separation is complete! Declare GRB abandoned, and deliver 20 tons real food to ##LOC## in GRB so we can take it over!'),(166,16,31,'They all ruined our idea! We have clones waiting at ##LOC## that need to escape. Get them out then wipe out the sector!'),(167,18,32,'Reactor ##SUB## has a surplus of fissile materials. Remove the security and get us in there so we can grab it.'),(168,15,32,'Reactor ##SUB## has fissile materials for weaponry. Remove the security and get us in there.'),(169,4,32,'Comrade! Reaktor ##SUB## is to be havink lots of fissile materials! Pleasink to be removink security and gettink us inside, for glory of revolution!'),(170,21,32,'Comrade! Reaktor ##SUB## is to be havink lots of fissile materials! Pleasink to be removink security and gettink us inside, for glory of revolution!'),(171,15,33,'Some of our best soldiers are in the HHAEC at the moment, bust them out before its their turn.'),(172,4,33,'Comrade! Pleasink to be freeink other Comrades from HHAEC before endink of daycycle!'),(173,20,33,'La! The HHAEC is the perfect place for a sacrifice! Break the machines so our agents may sacrifce by hand!'),(174,7,33,'Whoa man, the HHAEC is such a downer. Start a riot inside to stick it to the man!'),(175,1,33,'The HHAEC\'s machines aren\'t nearly painful enough for those filthy muties. Disable them so our agents can do it by hand!'),(176,14,33,'We need to get our members our of the HHAEC. Stage a riot so our members can escape.'),(177,8,33,'We need to show the unbelievers what happens to heathens! Broadcast the visit to the HHAEC live to the sector!'),(178,3,33,'Insurance policies are down, we need to show what happens to all clones eventually. Broadcast the visit to the HAAEC live to the complex.'),(179,13,34,'Whoa, ##SUB## actually exists? Get us the blueprints so we can build one ourselves!'),(180,4,34,'Comrade! Pleasink to be destroyink ##SUB## before it beink used on us!'),(181,21,34,'Comrade! Pleasink to be destroyink ##SUB## before it beink used on us!'),(182,21,35,'Comrade! Ve be plannink bombink of one compnode! Pleasink to be distractink security from high clearance areas!'),(183,4,35,'Comrade! Ve have found ze body of Lenin! Ve vill be needink lots of power, pleasink to be coverink for us vhen it happens!'),(184,2,35,'We have heard whisperings of a \"Lenin Project\", prevent this commie plot before it\'s too late.'),(185,8,35,'The heathens are planning on ressurecting the AntiComputer Lenin! Stop this madness before it dooms us all!'),(186,20,35,'La! The heavens fortell the rise of the old one Lenin! The end times are nearly here! When the complex goes dark, broadcast the word Lenin across the complex!'),(187,5,35,'The computer is super twitchy, and signs of some \"Lenin Project\" is popping up everywhere. Anyway, we need uppers, can you get us 500 vials of Asperquaint to ##LOC-1##?'),(188,1,35,'The commies are talking about some clone called Lenin, he sounds important. Find out if he\'s a mutant, and whack him if he is.'),(189,14,35,'There are psychic rumblings about a clone called Lenin. Find him, and check if he\'s a mutant. If he is a mutant, recruit him to the cause.'),(190,13,36,'Whoa, ##SUB## actually exists? Get us the blueprints so we can build one ourselves!'),(191,4,36,'Comrade! Pleasink to be destroyink ##SUB## before it beink used on us!'),(192,21,36,'Comrade! Pleasink to be destroyink ##SUB## before it beink used on us!'),(193,2,36,'We\'ve heard ##SUB## is a weapon that can win the war against the Commies! Recover and deliver it to ##LOC-1## for us.'),(194,7,36,'We\'ve got a plan for ##SUB##. Get it to tunnel into ##LOC-1## so we can play a mega prank!'),(195,1,37,'This big project needs to combat the mutant threat in some way!'),(196,2,37,'This big project needs to arm the populace in preparation of the commie invasion!'),(197,3,37,'Subscriptions are lacking. Make the new project dangerous for clones so we can build up business.'),(198,4,37,'Comrade! Pleasink to be makink big project into Communist propaganda machine!'),(199,5,37,'Whoa dude, whatever the big project is it needs some kickass network!'),(200,6,37,'There\'s a huge project coming, whatever it is it needs lots of bot workers.'),(201,7,37,'Dude, get us into the opening ceremony for this big project, we\'ll do the rest!'),(202,8,37,'Oh lord! Such a big project requires a big capstone! Build us a cathederal on top of whatever the project becomes!'),(203,9,37,'We needs a new place for the IR market see? Whatever the new project is, make sure it has an absurdly spacious sewer so we can set up there.'),(204,10,37,'Those bot freaks are going to try and bring down the big project! Make sure it has no bot staff!'),(205,11,37,'This big project must fail! Bring it down for the revolution!'),(206,12,37,'Whoa man... such a huge project coming up, I\'m sure you can set up a rave for us at the new construction right?'),(207,13,37,'We gotta get all the latest gadgets in the new project! Get as much R&D gear cleared for the new project as you can!'),(208,14,37,'This big project may be our lynchpin! Use it to further the mutant cause, any way you can!'),(209,15,37,'Get us into the opening ceremony of this new project, we\'ll do the rest.'),(210,16,37,'We need to bring more old world goods to the people. Make sure pre-reckoning education features in the big project!'),(211,17,37,'This big project is a good chance for more exits. Make sure it borders with a sector boundary.'),(212,18,37,'When the big project opens, make sure the sector is watching. We need a distraction to move some highly sensitive materials.'),(213,19,37,'There\'s a new project being built, make sure it teaches clones about the wonders of nature!'),(214,20,37,'La! Ensure that whatever the new project is, it is built in the shape of a figure eight! We can use it to channel the leylines!'),(215,21,37,'Comrade! Pleasink to be gettink us invitations to openink ceremony for big project! Be lettink us do rest, da?'),(216,4,38,'Lenin-##ZON## beink rogue comrade! Pleasink capture him and bringink him to ##LOC-1## for reindoctrinatink.'),(217,21,38,'Lenin-##ZON## is hero! Should beink awarded with Hero of our Complex! Make it happen comrade!'),(218,1,38,'Lenin-##ZON## is a filthy mutie! Capture them for us so we can inflict proper punishment!'),(219,14,38,'Lenin-##ZON## is a very powerful mutant. Ensure he escapes.'),(220,2,38,'Lenin-##ZON## is a filthy commie! You\'re not a commie are you? Do something no commie would ever do!'),(221,9,38,'This Lenin guy see, he borrowed a load of credits off us and bailed. Capture him and bring him to us so we can break his legs, see?'),(222,12,40,'Whoa man, Brewskis in the pipes! We can\'t miss the opportunity! Set up a rave at ##LOC-1##!'),(223,4,40,'Comrade! New flavour of B3 tastes bad but feels good! Pleasink to be shipping tankerload to ##LOC-2## for us!'),(224,1,40,'The jackboots are stopping us from taking the war to the muties. Remove security from the low clearance areas.'),(225,2,40,'Them jackbooted idiots are stopping us from eliminating the commies! Remove security from the low clearance areas.'),(226,5,40,'D00d, we can\'t get any coding done. Get the security away from the low clearance areas.'),(227,7,40,'Man, my head hurts after last night\'s gig. Can you get security away from the low clearance areas so I can get some sleep?'),(228,11,40,'With the security away, it is the perfect time to strike! Supply us with explosives and keep the security in the low clearance areas.'),(229,15,40,'Today we strike! Get us an industrial drill and keep the security in the low clearance areas.'),(230,13,40,'We\'ve almost finished a project, but need 40 tons rocket fuel to test it. Get that fuel to ##LOC-PT## for us to pick up, and keep security away from the high clearance areas.'),(231,18,40,'Construction work is going well. Keep security out of the high clearance areas, and cause a short blackout so we can hide the start of our power drain.'),(232,2,42,'We\'ve heard that Scoutbot ##SUB-0## was carrying a rare prototype. Get it to us at ##LOC-1##'),(233,9,42,'Da information on Scoutbot ##SUB-0## is valuable, see? Get it to us so we can make a killing!'),(234,11,42,'The information in Scoutbot ##SUB-0## will help the revolution! Get it to us.'),(235,5,42,'Y0! We need the information from scoutbot ##SUB-0##! Get it to us!'),(236,15,42,'One of the High Programmers left incriminating evidence in the Scoutbot ##SUB-0##. Get it to us.'),(237,19,42,'We shot down an annoying drone near one of our ourdoor bases. Anyway, can you get us some supplies? We\'re at grid ref 391073/616900.'),(238,12,45,'Whoa man, we actually managed to spike it! Keep power services busy for the daycycle so the drugs can run their course.'),(239,1,45,'Muties are stealing my clothes! Kill all the muties!'),(240,2,45,'The commies have made a teleporter and stole my stuff! Find and destroy it before it\'s too late!'),(241,4,45,'Comrade! Capitalists beink revertink clones to animals! Pleasink to be killink all the naked clones, yes?'),(242,21,45,'Comrade! Capitalists beink revertink clones to animals! Pleasink to be killink all the naked clones, yes?'),(243,8,45,'I have seen the light of The Computer and felt it on my skin! Remove the clothes of all clones so they may all bathe is The Computer\'s monitor warmth!'),(244,9,45,'Look see, we\'s got twenty thousand grey jumpsuits we can\'t sell. Do it for us, yeah?'),(245,20,45,'La! The old ones have spoken! Clothes must be removed to open the gate!'),(246,1,46,'They\'re pre-empting vidshows! Be sure to stress the danger of muties!'),(247,2,46,'They\'re pre-empting vidshows! Be sure to stress the danger of commies!'),(248,3,46,'They\'re pre-empting vidshows! Be sure to stress the dangers of living!'),(249,4,46,'Comrade! Pleasink to be broadcasting communist propaganda, da?'),(250,21,46,'Comrade! Pleasink to be broadcasting communist propaganda, da?'),(251,5,46,'They\'re pre-empting vidshows! Be sure to show how cool phreaks are!'),(252,6,46,'They\'re pre-empting vidshows! Be sure to stress how good bots are!'),(253,7,46,'They\'re pre-empting vidshows! It needs lots of explosions! Show citizens how cool explosions are!'),(254,8,46,'They\'re pre-empting vidshows! Be sure to stress how holy Friend Computer is!'),(255,9,46,'They\'re pre-empting vidshows! Get an advertisement for Honest Joe-B-##ZON##\'s Emporium on the vidshows.'),(256,10,46,'They\'re pre-empting vidshows! Be sure to stress the dangers of bots!'),(257,11,46,'They\'re pre-empting vidshows! Disrupt the vidshows to show how weak The Computer and its lackeys are!'),(258,12,46,'They\'re pre-empting vidshows! Be sure to show how amazing drugs are!'),(259,13,46,'They\'re pre-empting vidshows! Be sure to stress how cool technology is!'),(260,14,46,'They\'re pre-empting vidshows! Be sure to stress the good mutants can do!'),(261,15,46,'They\'re pre-empting vidshows! Disrupt the vidshows to show how weak The Computer and its lackeys really are!'),(262,16,46,'They\'re pre-empting vidshows! Be sure to show how nice pre-reckoning times were.'),(263,18,46,'They\'re pre-empting vidshows! Be sure to show the need for a new complex!'),(264,19,46,'They\'re pre-empting vidshows! Be sure to stress how nice the outdoors are!'),(265,20,46,'La! Broadcast small segment of this tape to complex to prepare citizens for the awakening!'),(266,1,47,'##CIT-G## is one of ours. Keep them safe.'),(267,14,47,'##CIT-G## is one of ours. Keep them safe.'),(268,7,48,'Whoa! Super Elvis organised a huge graffiti romp! Protect Super Elvis for the rest of the daycycle, till his headache wears off and he can escape!'),(269,4,48,'Comrade! Super Elvis appearink to be great communist ally! Pleasink to be protectingk them!'),(270,11,48,'This Super Elvis is a great ally of the government! Protect them at all costs!'),(271,15,48,'Super Elvis is the perfect tool. Make them swallow this device, then get them arrested by IntSec. We\'ll take out central!'),(272,14,48,'Super Elvis mst be a powerful mutant to have deface so many places so quickly. Protect them.'),(273,7,49,'Wooo! What a pileup at ##SUB-1##! Broadcast footage of the crash to the complex!'),(274,10,49,'The transbots are obviously responsible for ##SUB-1##! Show the complex the danger that trusting bots brings!'),(275,6,49,'The transbots are obviously not responsible for ##SUB-1##! Get the bots repaired and back to work.'),(276,22,NULL,'There\'s a bunch of bots held at the reproccessing plant at ##LOC-BLF-1##, free them!'),(277,23,NULL,'V2UgbmVlZCBsZXNzIHNjcnV0aW55IGZvciB0aGUgbmV4dCAyNCBob3Vycy4gR2V0IHRoZSBoZWFkIG9mIEludFNlYyBlcmFzZWQgc28gd2UgY2FuIG9wZXJhdGUgaW4gdGhlIGNvbmZ1c2lvbi4='),(278,24,NULL,'V2UgcmVxdWlyZSBhIG5ldyBleHBlcmltZW50YWwgcG93ZXIgc291cmNlIGZvciBvbmUgb2Ygb3VyIGJvdHMuIEl0IG5lZWRzIHRoZSBvdXRwdXQgb2YgYSBudWNsZWFyIHJlYWN0b3IgYW5kIGJlIHRoZSBzaXplIG9mIGEgY29sZCBmdW4gdHViLg=='),(279,25,NULL,'QSBidW5jaCBvZiBib3RzIGFyZSBiZWluZyBoZWxkIGZvciByZXByb2NjZXNzaW5nIGF0 ##LOC-BLF-1## Zm9yIGhlcmV0aWNhbCBjcmltZXMuIFJlY3ljbGUgdGhlbSBpbnN0ZWFkLg=='),(280,2,50,'Only commies need re-education! Ensure none of them survive the regime!'),(281,4,50,'Comrade! Potential allies be in re-education! Be showink them propaganda, da?'),(282,7,50,'Dude! We\'re aiming for the biggest prank yet! Get all the re-education dweebs into ##LOC-1##, and we\'ll do the rest!'),(283,8,50,'The re-education patients obviously have not found the light of our lord! Ensure it is included in the regime!'),(284,9,50,'We\'s got a booming IR market at ##LOC-2##. Get all deez re-education guys in there without the escort, make a lot of sales, see?'),(285,12,50,'Dude! We\'ve gotten wind of some awesome drug, RD ##SUB-RD##! Get us the first batch!'),(286,14,50,'##SUB-RD## is a major mutagen when combined with cold fun. Ensure both are in the re-education regime.'),(287,20,50,'La! You are commanded! Ensure ##SUB-RD## is combined with hot fun! The gate shall open! La!'),(288,4,51,'Comrade! With Mark V ve vill be unstoppable! Be gettink us access to inside of Mark V, yes?'),(289,21,51,'Comrade! With Mark V ve vill be unstoppable! Be gettink us access to inside of Mark V, yes?'),(290,7,51,'Whoa man! Get us access to the Mark V and we can pull off the best prank yet!'),(291,8,51,'We must sanitise the Mark V! Get us access to the holy machine!'),(292,2,51,'The Commies are going to try and take over the Mark V! Get us access first so we can defend it!'),(293,10,51,'The Mark V is yet another abomination! Destroy it!'),(294,11,51,'The Mark V must be destroyed before it can strengthen the power of The Computer.'),(295,13,51,'The Mark V is so cool! Get us access so we can have a look at the tech!'),(296,15,51,'The Mark V must be destroyed! Destroy it and show the cowards how their bots will not save them!'),(297,18,51,'The Mark V would make a fantastic base! Get the Mark V outdoors and get us access, we\'ll do the rest.'),(298,19,51,'The Mark V must be shown the wonders of nature! Get it outdoors and get us access so we can show it around!'),(299,20,51,'La! The Mark V heralds the return of the old ones! Get us access to it so we may open the gate!'),(300,22,51,'We need to free the Mark V from a lifetime of servitude! Get us access to the Mark V so we may free it!'),(301,15,53,'Get us a sample of RD-##SUB-1## to ##LOC-PURGE##.'),(302,4,53,'Comrade! Be deliverink sample of RD-##SUB-1## to us in ##LOC-COMMIE##, yes?'),(303,11,53,'Get us a sample of RD-##SUB-1## to ##LOC-HUMAN##.'),(304,14,53,'Get us a sample of RD-##SUB-1## to ##LOC-PSION##.'),(305,6,53,'Get us a sample of RD-##SUB-1## to ##LOC-CORPORE##.'),(306,13,53,'##SUB-1## looks freaky! Get us a sample to ##LOC-TECH## so we can have a look at it!'),(307,15,54,'We\'ve got a WMD store in Silo ##SUB-AF##. Protect that silo.'),(308,4,54,'Comrade! Ve have members protected in Interrogation facility ##SUB-IS##. Be protectink facility, da?'),(309,11,54,'We have a propaganda studio in HPD Facility ##SUB-HP##. Protect it, for the government!'),(310,14,54,'We have a lab in Food vat ##SUB-PLC##. Others will try to shut it down today. Stop it from happening.'),(311,6,54,'We\'ve got a conversion lab hidden in Warehouse ##SUB-TS##. Protect it.'),(312,18,54,'We\'ve got a base hidden in Sewerage Plant ##SUB-PS##. It\'s going to get hit. Protect it.'),(313,12,54,'Yo man, we got word our lab in Document Store ##SUB-CPU## is gonna get hit today. Stop it from getting discovered or shut down man.'),(314,20,54,'La! We have almost opened a gate to the old ones in Particle Lab ##SUB-RD##! Today we will be tested! Protect the lab from intrusion!'),(315,17,54,'We have a staging area set up in Training Grounds ##SUB-TD##. It\'s going to get hit today. Protect it.'),(316,17,55,'We\'ve got a tunnel hidden at R Cafeteria ##SUB-1##, make sure it doesn\'t get discovered.'),(317,19,55,'We\'ve got a tunnel hidden at R Cafeteria ##SUB-1##, make sure it doesn\'t get discovered.'),(318,16,56,'Get us into ##SUB-UFO## for a few minutecycles, so we can document the treasure it is!'),(319,2,56,'There\'s a huge nest of commies at ##SUB-GRID##. Get us into the fight so we can wipe \'em all out.'),(320,15,56,'##SUB-UFO## is a trophy for the complex. Destroy this abomination before the end of the daycycle.'),(321,7,56,'Whoa man, what a treat! Get us into ##SUB-UFO## so we can show everyone what Leopards can do! Oh, we\'ll also need a crate of B3 there too.'),(322,12,56,'Whoa...if you think ##SUB-UFO## is out of this world, then right you are man! Get us five minutes alone inside it for a meditation session.'),(323,13,56,'Initial reports of ##SUB-UFO## say it\'s not of earthly origin! Get us a few minutecycles alone inside so we can strip any useful tech!');
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INSERT INTO `crisis_text` VALUES (1,1,'CPU recently cut funding to termination stamping, leaving only one worker stamping all vouchers: ##CIT-Y-1##.'),(2,1,'A few daycycles ago, he lost his ME card in the pneumatic tubes, making him unable to leave the room or get help.'),(3,1,'Diligently, he kept stamping in the hope someone would come find him, he died from lack of water yesterdaycycle.'),(4,1,'No vouchers have been authorised in a day, meaning no authorised terminations have taken place.'),(5,2,'Due to a large string of timetable failures and deaths, the computer has decided on a competition: one day in which PS, TS, and HPD split the tracks and manage them.'),(6,2,'The transtubes are split equally between PS, TS, and HPD.'),(7,2,'Obviously there\'s not nearly enough time for the other two to manage their tubes properly, so they\'re planning on sabotaging the hell out of Power Services networks.'),(8,3,'##SUB## is a highly destructive weapon capable of vapourising 1/10th of the sector\'s population each time it is fired (their clothes and belongings are intact)'),(9,3,'##SUB## has a delay between firings (whatever is thematically appropriate)'),(10,3,'##SUB## has been stolen by a FCCC-P splinter cell, and threatens to destroy the sector unless their demands are met.'),(11,3,'The demands start large (Live coverage on the sector Vidscreens) and get even more elaborate (Promotion of all the sect to VIOLET).'),(12,3,'Remember to find the scapegoat for this. It was lost at a transfer between R&D and AF, overseen by CPU'),(13,4,'Bit of background. In the year 182, there was another ##CIT-V-TR## who got a bit too high up too fast, and so a clever high-programmer made that particular phrase summon Friend Computer Immediately.'),(14,4,'The summons also modifies friend computer\'s threat level, raising it by one each time its name is said. Each time FC hears ##CIT-V-TR##\'s name, it shows up with a suddenly hightened threat level and'),(15,4,'doesn\'t know why. ##CIT-V-TR## only reached VIOLET three days ago, and is already up for erasure. FC suspects something about the name, which is why it requests a full purge.'),(16,4,'Anagram: TTS- Treason Tracking Server'),(17,4,'##CIT-V-TR## took an extremely large dose of the drug RadicalMankey, which is a major mutagenic, and it will kick in whenever appropriate.'),(18,5,'##SUB## is a proposal to change the standard gene template of clones to photosynthesize.'),(19,5,'The proposal is led by ##CIT-G-SG##, an (unsurprisingly) Sierra Club member.'),(20,5,'##CIT-G-SG## has the go-ahead for a small trial run, and the tech actually works, however:'),(21,5,'--The green gene removes digestive systems, meaning no food can be sold to these clones.'),(22,5,'--Green citizens quickly grow fat and immobile, as the gene is designed for outdoor background radiation, not AC radiation levels.'),(23,5,'The Programmers also have to decide whether to standardise the technology'),(24,5,'--If they do, the programmers and the rest of the sector become registered mutants immediately.'),(25,5,'--If they don\'t, the programmers must find a scapegoat for why the efficency boost wasn\'t implemented.'),(28,7,'A supervolcano has erupted, covering the planet with a layer of ash clouds which constantly storm.'),(29,7,'The lightning is so loud and frequent it can be heard on multiple outer layers of the complex, causing panic.'),(30,7,'HPs must find a reasonable excuse for the sounds to stop the panic, while finding a scapegoat for the attack.'),(31,8,'The Petbot 214 was released today, and has sold out within minutes. They were designed with subliminal messaging propaganda tech.'),(32,8,'The subliminal tech was hijacked by some phreaks as a contract for Corpore Metal. The petbot encourages owners to get into dangerous, maiming situations.'),(33,9,'A load of PLC\'s Cold Fun syrup fell into one end of the transtube ##ZON##-##SUB## after a navigation error caused the truckbot to crash.'),(34,9,'Cold Fun syrup sits at around 1 Kelvin for thousands of years, and is usually mixed in micro quantities to make cold fun.'),(35,9,'The Cold Fun Syrup is causing the air to liquify and mix with the syrup, causing it to spread further down the transtubes.'),(36,9,'PLC is blaming TS for the truckbot crashing. TS is blaming CPU for not updating the maps. CPU is trying to cover its tracks.'),(37,9,'In the end, there is a 15 ACCESS damages fee, in addition to any changes from directives.'),(38,10,'This information is based of a piece of paper recovered from a terminated achivist, listing several dates.'),(39,10,'These were actually the dates of the completion of several major transtube works in the past.'),(40,10,'Due to the recycling of the year 214 and a set of coincidences, all the other dates have matched with major sewerage overflows.'),(41,10,'The final date on the list is this daycycle. IntSec is desperately looking for an attack, AF wants to embarrass them.'),(42,10,'Tech Services and HPD are preparing for a Massive FunBall game that\'s about to take place, and when half-time hits and everyone uses the restrooms...'),(43,10,'Specifically, the sewerage will overflow 10 minutes before the end of the match.'),(44,6,'##SUB## is a power project designed to balance power fluctuations. Works off wierd science.'),(45,6,'Whenever the draw is high, the project pushes more power into the system, exponentially. Above a certain load, the project supplies virtually limitless power.'),(46,6,'So much power, in fact, it plays havoc with electrical systems and bot brains in the sector.'),(47,6,'If the players shut off the other reactors, the draw becomes higher, and players may find it impossible to shut the project down.'),(48,11,'The reactor doesn\'t work, and the project manager ##CIT-I-1## knows it. They\'re planning on faking a meltdown to get minions sent down.'),(49,11,'If the supplies and help are sent, the reactor actually starts melting down.'),(50,12,'Due to a bug in a recent software patch, the compnode of ##ZON## no longer recognizes a neighbouring sector as existing.'),(51,12,'Thusly, the computer sees all six million inhabitants plus bots as invaders, and views the sector as being outside.'),(52,12,'In a couple hours time, the software is reverted and the computer has no memory of seeing the sector as non-existant.'),(53,12,'PLC doesn\'t actually have enough laser barrels for the troops.'),(54,13,'A servants of cthulu sect has successfully managed to build a temple on sublevel 12, and finished a major ceremony. A gate has opened and is flooding water out to the lower levels.'),(55,13,'No gate has actually opened, it\'s just a burst water main, but the cultists are too feverish from hallucinogens in the water to tell the difference.'),(56,13,'Minions will report horrible creatures bursting from the water where none exist due to exposure to the hallucinogens.'),(57,14,'One of the major hygiene index factors is reports from core sample tests. These tests measure the depth of dirt and grime, usually around a few micrometres.'),(58,14,'A new dirt indexer bot has been deployed across the sector, which moves randomly around and measure the dirt level of surfaces.'),(59,14,'One wandered accidently into a frankenstein destroyers meeting, and was mostly destroyed. However, it kept measuring the distance to the tip of its drill bit, now several hundred metres away.'),(60,14,'This measurement is submitted every few minutes to the index, throwing the measurements right out.'),(61,15,'##CIT-B-1## was framed by ##CIT-I-1##, who ##CIT-B-1## had blackmail on. While he wasn\'t a commie, he was a high-ranking PURGEr and humanist.'),(62,15,'##CIT-B-1## is on their third clone, and has just completed their 4th tour of duty (20 years as a vulture trooper). He survives through his regeration mutation.'),(63,16,'214-##SUB## is an original copy of Das Kapital. It was recently raided from another high programmer\'s private residence. Of course, they\'re not willing to admit they had it.'),(64,16,'Anyone not of VIOLET clearance who touches or sees 214-##SUB## will be considered tainted by commie propaganda by the Big C.'),(65,16,'The other high programmer should message one or two of the players before game start, and promise favours if the item is returned.'),(66,16,'The book is currently in the middle of a busy INFRARED area somewhere. All INFRAREDs who have seen it will need purging/brainscrubbing.'),(67,17,'A blackout caused a group of INFRAREDs running for fitness purposes to accidently enter the MuchoMeat food growing floors, knocking black dirt all over the floor.'),(68,17,'When the light came back on, they saw the floor as INFRARED but all the doors as BLUE and above, so kept exercising till help came.'),(69,17,'##CIT-V-1## was in his office drinking when he heard destruction and shouts from outside, so immediately called on FC.'),(70,18,'##SUB## is a teleportation device, which links two points in space together.'),(71,18,'##SUB## can only be fired twice before being destroyed. It will take many monthcycles to create a new one...without HP resources, that is.'),(72,19,'This is part 1 of the TAINTED MOLLUSC storyline.'),(73,19,'Friend Computer is running a program that re-evalutes its basic assumptions. That is, what it defines as happiness.'),(74,20,'Three terrorist attacks are actually due to take place today. One PURGE at ##LOC-1##, one Humanist at ##LOC-2##, and Commies at ##LOC-3##.'),(75,20,'They are masterminded by a HP in a nearby sector, either as a test or revenge.'),(76,21,'This is part 2 of the TAINTED MOLLUSC storyline, testing Loyalty. The entire crisis is a trap.'),(77,21,'Anyone who agrees to legalise Communism is considered a traitor and will be executed without a damn good reason.'),(78,21,'In the meantime, everyone is conflicting over \"hatred day\", a day of hatred against the commies.'),(79,21,'The parade has a marching band, and several floats, including ones of a Computer, Vulture Craft, and dead Commie.'),(80,22,'Vicky-B is a HOOC Vulture Trooper. Friend computer wants her to disappear to take control of her dummybots freely.'),(81,22,'Vicky-B\'s dummybots have already been upgraded and gone missing.'),(82,22,'Vicky-B has a public appearance later this daycycle, and must be present to preserve happiness.'),(83,23,'Due to large amounts of recent rain, outside is currently flooding about 3m high around the complex.'),(84,23,'Recent chemical attacks by AF with RD weapon ##SUB## has entered the water, and water from the outdoors is toxic.'),(85,23,'There are no breaks in the wall *yet*, but there will be soon enough.'),(86,24,'This is part 3 of the TAINTED MOLLUSC storyline, testing Security. FC is testing whether actual terrorist activity drops the security index.'),(87,25,'##CIT-U## is from beta complex, and wants something valuable/difficult to obtain from the HPs.'),(88,26,'An experimental paper-eating bacteria RDP ##SUB## escaped containment at R&D firm Recycling Ruckus.'),(89,26,'All the paper not stored in the archives has been eaten and converted to a fine paste, including toilet paper.'),(90,26,'Friend Computer has ordered beefed up security at the archives, no-one goes in or out without express HP permission to prevent contamination.'),(91,26,'CPU, PLC, and R&D are all trying to implement their own catch-all way of storing records, and will be fighting like crazy.'),(92,27,'There is actually a war with Beta Complex, this time. The superweapon is a squadron of warbots.'),(93,27,'The other sectors don\'t really care about the warbots, as they\'re not actually firing on the complex yet.'),(94,29,'This is part 3 of the TAINTED MOLLUSC storyline, testing Compliance. Specifically, how well citizens comply en-masse when ordered into strenuous circumstances.'),(95,29,'The sector is actually overpopulated, but only in the INFRARED bunks, which is overpopulated 18%.'),(96,27,'The warbots are equipped with new shielding technology along with the usual assortment of weaponry, and will only retaliate if fired upon.'),(97,28,'Danny-V was broken out of prison after returning to the complex, but before his debriefing interrogation.'),(98,28,'While several of the SGs want him back, many of the societies want him dead.'),(99,28,'He may even have blackmail on a couple of the high programmers, and should be used as such.'),(100,28,'He was broken out by a HP in a nearby sector that has been conspiring with Beta complex. The HP\'s minion ##CIT-V-1## was the culprit.'),(101,29,'In order to find the space, something has to give. Specifically, two of the service groups will have to give up land, or build a *huge* outdoor extension for the 1 million oversubscribed INFRAREDs.'),(102,30,'There are no less than three different societies looking to kidnap Teela-O, and all will go off unless stopped.'),(103,30,'Friend Computer is actually hooked to the show due to HPD&MC binary memetic patterns, and will be angry if it has to respond during the show.'),(104,30,'- At the end of the hourcycle, there is a fireworks display INSIDE the megamall. This would be safe, except The Movement have sabotaged the fireworks.'),(105,30,'- Pro Tech are currently siphoning large amounts of power to steal Teela-O during the fireworks using a teleportation device.'),(106,30,'- The Runners are actually trying to get Teela-O to escape, with a simple trapdoor on the podium. If the other plans don\'t happen, she will disappear during the fireworks display.'),(107,31,'The romantics stumbled upon a recording of something called Brexit, and told the humanists about it.'),(108,31,'The humanists noticed the segregation caused chaos, and decided to put it into motion with a multiple step plan.'),(109,31,'Firstly, the phreaks were contracted to replace \"communism\" with \"eugenics\". PURGE were tasked with destroying the cloning tanks in GRB sector. The mystics added combat drugs to the b3 supply.'),(110,31,'The drugs caused massive rioting, which would usually be replenished by the now destroyed clone tanks.'),(111,31,'When FC tasked some HPs with fixing the sector, FC erased them all for being eugenisists when they talked about cloning.'),(112,31,'It then severed communications with outside sectors, seeing the wide infiltration of eugenics.'),(113,31,'PURGE, Humanists and Mystics are all waiting at ##LOC## in GRB for WMDs, real food, and escape, respectively. This may cause confusion.'),(114,32,'Due to an error, all the validated termination vouchers have gone to the wrong location: Nuclear Reactor ##SUB##'),(115,32,'Power Services has been using the termination vouches as reactor shielding.'),(116,32,'The reactor has a surplus of fissile materials, which several groups are fighting over. It requires removing the PS security forces from the site, however.'),(117,33,'The citizens are undergoing a self-administered loyalty test. Actual project designation is IS-##SUB##. At the end of the daycycle they will vote on who should receive each of three prizes.'),(118,33,'Prize ##SUB##/3 is a windfall of 15 ACCESS for outstanding loyalty.'),(119,33,'Prize ##SUB##/2 is a blank termination voucher for anyone of VIOLET clearance or below, with no expiration date, to combat corruption of the highest places.'),(120,33,'Prize ##SUB##/1 is a mandatory trip to the HHAEC - Happy Homecoming Automated Euthenasia Centre - to experience what happens to traitors! They\'re only there to watch, no-one knows this.'),(121,33,'The prizes should be decided upon with about 30 minutes to spare, giving the recipient of the third prize time to try and escape his trip.'),(122,33,'You can also have the HPs set up and attend their own public vidshow about the prizes.'),(123,34,'Project ##SUB## exists on paper, but the actual project doesn\'t. All the citizens working on it have been redacted, the funding is funneled into grey accounts of the current heads of R&D and CPU.'),(124,34,'The project, on paper, is a mess. After actually decyphering the plans, the project was for a scorched earth planet-cracker as a last resort weapon against the commies.'),(125,35,'The commies aren\'t actually planning on attacking today, but the wobblies are. They\'re planning on hitting one of the compnodes later this daycycle.'),(126,35,'The commies however, have found the well preserved dead body of who they believe to be Lenin, and are attempting reanimation.'),(127,35,'During the daycycle, they will steal an entire cloning tank, some high-grade weapons plutonium, a small amount of Hot Fun Syrup, and then will cause a sector-wide brownout reanimating Lenin.'),(128,35,'The commies have set up a honey-trap at ##LOC##, with some low level members are prepared to put up a token resistance to make it look good.'),(129,35,'##LOC## is also rigged to blow, wiping out all evidence that it was a honey trap.'),(130,36,'Project ##SUB## is a tunnelling device, able to tunnel and high speeds (40km/h) through any material.'),(131,36,'The device exists and is was hijacked by a bunch of communist spies from Beta Complex, and is currently on its way to beta complex.'),(132,36,'The device originally started as a mass conversion device. The paperwork is a mess, and details the project in its original form.'),(133,36,'There has been the usual embezzling from higher ups, and CPU is going to try and blame RnD to cover their tracks.'),(134,37,'FC has a large budget of 80 ACCESS - 40 straight up and 40 when the project is complete. FC is very open about the budget amounts, and should make your players greedy for the cash.'),(135,37,'FC will return 90 minutecycles (or however much suits your group) to hear the proposals. After listening to the plans, it asks the HPs to vote on the projects.'),(136,37,'When a winner has been determined, the proposal owner is given 40 ACCESS to build the project, read the following line to the player:'),(137,37,'\"Citizen ******-U-***, in addition to taking responsibility for the project, an initial investment of 40 ACCESS has been added to your accounts, with the other 40 to be transferred on completion.\"'),(138,38,'Lenin-##ZON## is the stereotype of a commie mutant. Russian accent, communist, and high power mutant.'),(139,38,'Has multiple mutations, including regeneration, teleportation, energy blast, charm, domination, and any others required.'),(140,38,'Will jump around the complex, causing as much discontent as possible to bring down the computer. He must recharge his powers occasionally in high radiation areas, and will jump to nuclear reactors.'),(141,38,'If the reactor insides can be secured, then Lenin can be exhausted and captured/eliminated.'),(142,38,'Lenin jumps to a reactor after every foray, and this pattern should be made clear soon enough.'),(143,39,'Citizen Right-U-ARE is either an npc or a willing player. Right-U-ARE does not have control of any service groups, but does have a large number of secret society contacts.'),(144,39,'Right-U-ARE is a power 20 machine empath, and is almost impossible to convice FC of their guilt.'),(145,39,'Right-U-ARE won\'t fix any problems themselves, but when paid the right amount will call up a secret society to do it in a cheap private call.'),(146,40,'Due to a bug, B3 lines have instead been flowing with Brewski, meaning a good portion of the population is currently drunk.'),(147,40,'The software bug is in the pipe management system, which accepted a faulty command from a PLC tech ##CIT-O-PLC##.'),(148,40,'The faulty order was accepted by a CPU bureaucrat ##CIT-O-CPU##, and implemented by a Power Services tech ##CIT-O-PS##'),(149,40,'Because the order was accepted, citizens are getting charged for brewskis instead of B3, and making a ton of cash (leaving a lot of IRs broke).'),(150,40,'The order is Change Order ##SUB##. To reverse it requires signatures from the heads of PLC, CPU, and HPD.'),(151,41,'RDP ##SUB## is a cleaning project, where nanobots clean any dirty surface. It has not been perfected yet, and cleans any surface with food on it (even while still eating).'),(152,41,'It cleans by converting the food to pure energy (at a slow rate), but enough to melt any object containing the food.'),(153,41,'It escaped from VIOLET lab ##SUB-RDLAB##, after a lab assistant walked in with a spot of food on his jumpsuit, ##CIT-V##.'),(154,41,'If the nanobots aren\'t actively cleaning something, they become airborne, looking for the next thing to clean.'),(155,41,'Note: Since players are used to having three crisises, only two announcements should make experienced player more paranoid than usual.'),(156,42,'Scoutbot ##SUB-0## is a relay for a High Programmer, sending information to Beta Complex. To cover their tracks, the scoutbot has been integrated into AFP ##SUB-AF##.'),(157,42,'AFP ##SUB-AF## is a project that locks an artillery system onto a signal, firing automatically.'),(158,42,'The Scoutbot was shot down in the outdoors, and has not transmitted its information to beta complex, nor its location to the artillery.'),(159,43,'Right-U-ARE is a power 20 machine empath, and has indeed promised unknown sweeping changes.'),(160,43,'Nothing was actually specified, so players are free to institute whatever changes they want, provided they\'re large and sector changing.'),(161,43,'Right-U-ARE is difficult if not downright impossible to contact.'),(162,44,'Due to bug in CPU\'s new happiness tracking, happiness is actually inverted. If the people are unhappy, the happiness index is positive, and vice versa.'),(163,45,'This is a combination of two things: nanomoths and drugs'),(164,45,'Exerimental cleaning nanomoths escaped from RD Lab ##SUB-RDLAB##. They quickly and efficiently consume the clothes from clones\' backs.'),(165,45,'A mystics subfaction managed to get hallucinogens into the air recyclers, causing mass hallucinations, especially at lower clearances where air is recycled faster.'),(166,45,'The combination has meant there are lots of naked clones hiding away, trying to get the bugs from under their skin.'),(167,46,'Citizen Right-U-ARE, the apple of FC\'s eye, was watching vidshows and remarked on how boring they were.'),(168,46,'In response, Friend Computer decided to change the programming. As the PCs were already coming together, it threw the problem to them.'),(169,46,'In fact, the happiness index is almost directly tied to Right-U-ARE\'s current entertainment level for the rest of the daycycle.'),(170,46,'To make matters worse, the usual stores of footage were destroyed in a fire, so almost all the content must be put out live.'),(171,47,'There is actually an invasion of sorts, but not commies. A bunch of underplex freaks have decided to break into the complex.'),(172,47,'Most are heavily mutated, and they also have several mutated animal life with them. Their weapons are primitive, but they are all strong mutants.'),(173,47,'One of the invaders, ##CIT-G##, is a spy for IntSec, Power Services, psion, and anti-mutants. They are also a competent subterfuge minion.'),(174,48,'CCSSII is the Class C Secret Society Infiltration Index. It\'s pure speculation based on incidences of keywords.'),(175,48,'A recent death leopard campaign pushed graffiti all over high clearance areas, making the incidence level go through the roof.'),(176,48,'A level one purge involves reversing the air recyclers, removing all the oxygen from the air.'),(177,48,'It is suggested to message each player privately, stating their estates have also been vandilised. Any player claiming this aloud may be subject to treason points until they get it cleaned.'),(178,48,'The death leapard campaign was organised by citizen ##CIT-G## who goes by the codename \"Super Elvis\". He is currently sleeping off a hangover in hidden quarters.'),(179,49,'There is a multi transbot pileup on the translines, cause by a multitude of screwups. Each service groups wants the blame to fall on two others, and each group has made a screwup contributing to it.'),(180,49,'Power Services: Fell behind on upkeep, haven\'t performed maintenance on the lines for over a yearcyce.'),(181,49,'PLC: Sold knock-off imitation steel, meaning the lines buckled.'),(182,49,'Tech Services: Fell behind on upkeep of the transbots themselves, putting undue strain on the wheels.'),(183,49,'CPU: Ignored their own regulations of 10 transbots an hourcycle due to bribes, changed the timetable to have 30 an hour on that section of track.'),(184,49,'In total, there was a massive pileup as the frequent transbots caused undue stress on the unkept, cheap tracks.'),(185,50,'There are ~5k citizens currently held in camps awaiting re-education, plus another thousand happy homecoming employees.'),(186,50,'A report on redictivism rates caused most of the employees to be put in the re-education camps.'),(187,50,'These citizens have not committed terminable treason, so flat out termination isn\'t an answer.'),(188,50,'RD\'s pill ##SUB-RD## will actually work on redictivism...unless combined with cold or hot fun.'),(189,50,'When combined with cold fun, becomes a major mutagenic. With hot fun, becomes an ooze that climbs and coats the room, and lets off mutagenic fumes.'),(190,51,'So the warbot doesn\'t actually work. At all. However, the service groups are so invested in the prototype that is must work for everyone involved.'),(191,51,'One thing the bot IS good at is surviving damage. It can take multiple nuclear warheads and anti-matter projectile hits before even being dented.'),(192,51,'If the bot doesn\'t complete convincing enough tests, FC gets suspicious. If the high programmers tell any minions it doesn\'t work, FC pops in immediatly after.'),(193,51,'Above all else, the players must constantly lie that the warbot works.'),(194,51,'If the players insist the warbot doesn\'t work, FC asks them to prove the other 34 High Programmers were lying all along. The other High Programmers will step in and begin making life hell for them.'),(195,52,'The Computer had a bit of a psychotic break when a power surge knocked out most of its compnodes for a couple hourcycles.'),(196,52,'However, none of the UVs realised what happened, so when asked about it each of them blamed someone different.'),(197,52,'FC is adamant that traitors knocked it offline for a couple of hourcycles, and won\'t accept any other answer.'),(198,52,'The players must find a suitable scapegoat, possibly multiple.'),(199,52,'There are no directives or secret society missions relating to this crisis. This alone should be enough to complicate whatever else is going on.'),(200,52,'As a reminder, The Event is ULTRAVIOLET clearance. While there was a small power surge, no-one but The Computer knows it was offline for a couple hourcycles.'),(201,51,'This is most likely a freebie, but it\'s a rare occasion that makes the players work together.'),(202,53,'RD-##SUB-1## is a genetically engineers virus that changes waste organic material into a burnable alcoholic fuel.'),(203,53,'However, if it ever touches a living organism, it will quickly be given alcohol poisoning and die.'),(204,53,'The head researcher is ##CIT-I-RD##, actually a bumbling fool (he just got really lucky). He can do wetware tasks _almost_ like that which is asked, but catastrophic. Don\'t tell the player\'s he\'s terrible, let them find out themselves.'),(205,54,'Massive infighting crisis. Replace the announcement with whatever plot point you want.'),(206,54,'Each service group is hitting another service group, and wants their own land protected.'),(207,54,'The other service groups have no idea what\'s going on, and are engaged in taking out rival SG estates.'),(208,54,'Each service group is attacking the one below it:'),(209,54,'AF: Silo ##SUB-AF## (PURGE: Unauthorised experimental wmds)'),(210,54,'IS: Interrogation facility ##SUB-IS## (Hiding high-ranking commies)'),(211,54,'HP: Facility ##SUB-HP## (Humanists pornography studio)'),(212,54,'PLC: Food vat ##SUB-PLC## (Psion mutagenics lab)'),(213,54,'TS: Warehouse ##SUB-TS## (Illegal corpore-metal facility to remove asimov circuits)'),(214,54,'PS: Sewerage Plant ##SUB-PS## (The Movement secret base)'),(215,54,'CPU: Document Store ##SUB-CPU## (Mystics drug lab)'),(216,54,'RD: Particle Lab ##SUB-RD## (Servants of Cthulu gate)'),(217,54,'TD: Training Grounds ##SUB-TD## (Runners staging area)'),(218,55,'Recently, Runners and Sierra clubbers brought a super-virus in from the outdoors, from a tunnel in R Cafeteria ##SUB-1##. The virus makes infected clones sneeze constantly, outputting huge amounts of phlegm.'),(219,55,'If enough phlegm congeals in the one place, it becomes sentient. It will begin campaigning for phlegm rights.'),(220,56,'There is a pre-reckoning UFO prop, rusted out and at location ##SUB-GRID##. The object is large (about 10 metres across), and is basically a solid chuck of metal.'),(221,56,'FC is demanding it for Right-U-ARE\'s initialday party, as there\'s currently other complexes fighting over it.'),(222,56,'The UFO must be secured, transported, inserted through a whole in the roof, then restored. FC will be unhappy if the prop is separated or disassembled in order to bring it inside.'),(223,56,'Restoration of the UFO will take 30 minutecycles.'),(224,39,'Right-U-ARE will decide on the route the new transtube line will take, either the eastern or western path.');
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