anchor.diff:      y = minion.deliveries.where(failed: false, received: true).count
       minion = patron if x > y
     end
  +  minion_name ||= ''
  +  minion_name = minion.slack_first_name unless minion.nil?
   
     # Unsatisfied
     unsat = Patron.first
  
positive.code:     y = butter.deliveries.where(failed: true, received: false).count
      butter = patron if x > y
    end
  %>
  
  <table class="table">
    <tr>
      <td><strong>Glutton:</strong></td>
      <td><%= glutton.slack_first_name %></td>
    </tr>
    <tr>
      <td><strong>Minion:</strong></td>
      <td><%= minion.slack_first_name %></td>
    </tr>
    <tr>
      <td><strong>Unsatisfied:</strong></td>
      <td><%= unsat.slack_first_name %></td>
    </tr>
    <tr>
      <td><strong>Butter fingers:</strong></td>
      <td><%= butter.slack_first_name %></td>
    </tr>
  </table>
  
  
negative.code:     y = unsat.burritos.where(failed: true, received: false).count
      unsat = patron if x > y
    end
    unsat_name = unsat.slack_first_name unless unsat.nil?
    unsat_name ||= ''
  
    # Butterfingers
    butter = Patron.first
  