anchor.diff:      y = butter.deliveries.where(failed: true, received: false).count
       butter = patron if x > y
     end
  +  butter_name = butter.slack_first_name unless butter.nil?
  +  butter_name ||= ''
   %>
   
   <table class="table">
     <tr>
       <td><strong>Glutton:</strong></td>
  -    <td><%= glutton.slack_first_name %></td>
  +    <td><%= glutton_name %></td>
     </tr>
     <tr>
       <td><strong>Minion:</strong></td>
  -    <td><%= minion.slack_first_name %></td>
  +    <td><%= minion_name %></td>
     </tr>
     <tr>
       <td><strong>Unsatisfied:</strong></td>
  -    <td><%= unsat.slack_first_name %></td>
  +    <td><%= unsat_name %></td>
     </tr>
     <tr>
       <td><strong>Butter fingers:</strong></td>
  -    <td><%= butter.slack_first_name %></td>
  +    <td><%= butter_name %></td>
     </tr>
   </table>
   
  
positive.code:     y = glutton.burritos.where(failed: false, received: true).count
      glutton = patron if x > y
    end
  
    # Minion
    minion = Patron.first
  
negative.code:     y = minion.deliveries.where(failed: false, received: true).count
      minion = patron if x > y
    end
    minion_name ||= ''
    minion_name = minion.slack_first_name unless minion.nil?
  
    # Unsatisfied
    unsat = Patron.first
  