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  -                                    ** <i>Note: If this is the second time you've received this email, it's because we totally forgot to pay the company who sends out our crap. All paid up now, go ahead and read it again. You probably missed something anyways, you big idiot. 
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  -                                    We didn't mean that... sorry. We're on edge. This is really stressful for us, having egg on our face and all. We love you... dammit.</i>
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  -                                    You knew it had to happen sooner or later. The Hummingbird September Newsletter could not be denied. I did my best to spare you all. I held off as long as I could. But the urge to write a seemingly endless amount of words for you to ignore was too strong. IT COULD NOT BE DENIED!
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  -                                    After several late-night skype meetings full of yelling, poor grammar, more yelling, a not-so-accidental accidental grope, and a red-faced apology, I'm happy to announce that we'll be committing ourselves to doing this every month. Even if you don't read it. We're doing this for us, not you. Don't be selfish.
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  -                                    On that note, would you believe that not a single person unsubscribed from the last newsletter? It was that awesome. On an unrelated note, the unsubscribe button was broken on the last newsletter. For those of you who still wish to unsubscribe, you can do it for keeps this time. Don't forget, because we plan on talking about you after you're gone.<br><br>
  -                                    This newsletter is going to be relatively short, not because we spent all of last month procrastinating (we did) but because I spent too much time giggling quitely to myself while photoshopping the following picture of Miley Cyrus as a titan.</td>
  +                                    <strong>I've got mostly bad news, but some good news.</strong> Consider this newsletter the shitty box of raisins in your bag of candy. Hell, maybe I'll even ruin your favorite holiday, at least a little bit.
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  +                                    I'll start with the bad news…This newsletter is 30 days late. To make that seem less bad, here's more bad news: Halloween won't always be the joy-filled evening of snack-sized Snickers and girls dressed as Sexy Naruto that it should be. As you leave the trick-or-treating stage of your life behind and enter the alcohol-and-crazy-penis-costumes phase of Halloween, you tend to care less about the candy and more about the partying. Unfortunately, Halloween parties tend to be pretty much the same as your regular Friday nights, except everyone is wearing a dumber outfit than usual.
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  +                                    Whew, enough with the bad news. I'm bumming myself out. The good news is, we're unveiling something very exciting: a different, limited-run anime shirt every month designed by a kick-ass t-shirt artist. We're calling it the ‘Shirt of the Month’ (SotM). Pretty darn clever, right?
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  +                                    Quality, fashion-forward shirts with art printed at a retail level; rather than using a rubbery plastic to apply the art to the shirt, the shirt is garment dyed. You <strong>can't</strong> pick it off. You <strong>won't</strong> be able to feel the art on your shirt and the art <strong>won't</strong> crack or crumble over time, as most screenprinted shirts do. It will last as long as the shirt does.
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  +                                    The biggest reason we're doing this is to provide a way for the community (That's you!) to help support us financially and get something kick-ass and pajama-comfortable in the process. Did we mention each shirt will increase the likelihood of sexy women (or men, depending on your preference) kissing you right on your anime-loving mouth?
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  +                                    Here's a preview of November's SotM. It's on sale two days early so you can go ahead and <a href="http://shop.hummingbird.me">order that beautiful crap right now</a>. We've included a size chart on the product page so you don't end up looking like a package of hot dogs, or a kite.</td>
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