       twitter: "DanielWoelfel"
       email: "daniel@circleci.com"
       bio: ["Despite all our coercions, promises, bribes, and outright threats for nearly a year, it took us putting Daniel in a time-out and forcing him to type things about himself to get a bio out of him. He doesn't really have any hobbies: if he's doing something, it's usually either reading romantic fiction (not to be confused with romance novels!), coding, or binge-watching episodes of :tv-show-he-just-discovered-that-is-so-awesome-he-can't-put-it-down. One of his first programming projects was an app written in Python that creates an exact replica of an image using only html tables. It's been almost 2 years since he last touched the thing, and it's still cranking out tables. He's only been rejected from YCombinator 3 times, which is empirically below the threshold of consolation prizes.",
-            "Daniel has a bachelors degree in Math from Texas A&M. He has written an app to graph Kickstarter projects, and was a customer (the 155th!) before he joined the Circle team. He looks forward to helping increase the 'wow, I can do something cool with this!' feeling that users get when they use Circle, and has been tinkering with a few things recently to make that possible--a native websockets library so that our output feels more like you're directly connected to a terminal and hooking in something like jquery.terminal so that you actually can be directly connected to a terminal. He currently helps feed his movie habit by helping organize weekly movie nights at the office. Next up: Fight Club."]
+        "Daniel has a bachelors degree in Math from Texas A&M. He has written an app to graph Kickstarter projects, and was a customer (the 155th!) before he joined the Circle team. He looks forward to helping increase the 'wow, I can do something cool with this!' feeling that users get when they use Circle, and has been tinkering with a few things recently to make that possible--a native websockets library so that our output feels more like you're directly connected to a terminal and hooking in something like jquery.terminal so that you actually can be directly connected to a terminal. He currently helps feed his movie habit by helping organize weekly movie nights at the office. Next up: Fight Club."]
     ,
       name: "Mahmood Ali"
       photo: "mahmood"

      twitter: "jenneviere"
      email: "jenneviere@circleci.com"
      bio: ["Jenneviere moved to the Bay Area in 2010 after spending a few months there, singing and dancing, as the lead in a rock opera. She then worked as an extra on the movie Twixt, and when she realized that Mr. Coppola wasn't going to cast her as the lead in his next film, she began drowning her sorrows in hoppy IPAs and the soothing click of knitting needles. She took the black and works the Gate at That Thing In The Desert, and has only written a single line of code, ever.",
            "Drawing from her many years' experience in her previous position as the Customer Amazement Specialist, Operations Manager, Returns Siren, and Retail Store Maven for a certain large utility kilt manufacturer, Jenneviere brings her skills as a professional pottymouth, dabbler in inappropriate and snarky humor, and cat wrangling to the team at Circle, and spends most of her time trying to keep everyone well-groomed and hairball free."]
    ,

      name: "Daniel Woelfel"

      twitter: "dannykingme"
      email: "danny@circleci.com"
      bio: ["Danny (not to be confused with Daniel) has batted a .500 baseball season with zero strikeouts and once took 2nd place at a poker tournament at the Mirage in Vegas. When he was 15 he, along with two of his paintball teammates, won a pickup paintball game against the three top-rated players from the number one team in the world, though he reckons this is only arguably impressive.  In the world of virtual sports, Danny has scored over a million points in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, and has racked up massive karma points by designing a website--pro bono--for a non-profit organization that helps provide activity bags to hospitalized children. He was selected for a reality TV show on Fox but he turned it down (they're evil).",
        "Danny finished high school at the young age of 16.  Two years after that, he cashed his first design freelance check. His past clients include Verizon, Lego, The Tribune, and Tyson Foods, and he has four individual 5-star rated projects in the Age of Empires design community. Not only does he design, but he's learned a bit of code, too, so he can build the things he designs, and his past projects include writing a tool that auto-hides Google Map's UI with simple CSS. He comes to Circle bursting with fresh ideas (like the new logo!) and can be found manipulating pixels with his hood securely in the Up position."]
    ]
