 	comments = Db.shared.createRef("comments", Db.shared.get 'roundcounter')
 	max = comments.incr 'max'
 	comments.set max, comment
-
-
-### Cards ###
-
-# Setting a question's play count to 0 removes it from future games, but won't break currently running games.
-# Done this for some unclear questions, as well as some duplicate questions.
-questionCards = [
-	{play:1, text:"TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes."},
-	{play:1, text:"It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency."},
-	{play:1, text:"Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage."},
-	{play:1, text:"What is Batman's guilty pleasure?"},
-	{play:1, text:"Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"What did I bring back from Mexico?"},
-	{play:1, text:"__________? There's an app for that."},
-	{play:1, text:"__________. Betcha can't have just one!"},
-	{play:1, text:"What's my anti-drug?"},
-	{play:1, text:"While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time. "},
-	{play:1, text:"What's my secret power?"},
-	{play:1, text:"What's the new fad diet?"},
-	{play:1, text:"What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?"},
-	{play:1, text:"When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"How am I maintaining my relationship status?"},
-	{play:1, text:"What's the crustiest?"},
-	{play:1, text:"In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti."},
-	{play:1, text:"Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?"},
-	{play:1, text:"Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"White people like __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"Why do I hurt all over?"},
-	{play:1, text:"A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?"},
-	{play:0, text:"BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"The class field trip was completely ruined by __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"What's a girl's best friend?"},
-	{play:1, text:"Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice."},
-	{play:1, text:"When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"What are my parents hiding from me?"},
-	{play:1, text:"What never fails to liven up the party?"},
-	{play:1, text:"What gets better with age?"},
-	{play:1, text:"__________: Good to the last drop."},
-	{play:1, text:"I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one."},
-	{play:1, text:"__________. It's a trap!"},
-	{play:1, text:"MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?"},
-	{play:1, text:"What's the most emo?"},
-	{play:1, text:"During sex, I like to think about __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"What ended my last relationship?"},
-	{play:1, text:"What's that sound?"},
-	{play:1, text:"__________. That's how I want to die."},
-	{play:1, text:"Why am I sticky?"},
-	{play:1, text:"What's the next Happy Meal toy?"},
-	{play:1, text:"What's there a ton of in heaven?"},
-	{play:1, text:"I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"What will always get you laid?"},
-	{play:1, text:"__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved."},
-	{play:1, text:"Why can't I sleep at night?"},
-	{play:1, text:"What's that smell?"},
-	{play:1, text:"What helps Obama unwind?"},
-	{play:1, text:"This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical."},
-	{play:1, text:"Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"War! What is it good for?"},
-	{play:1, text:"What gives me uncontrollable gas?"},
-	{play:1, text:"What do old people smell like?"},
-	{play:0, text:"What am I giving up for Lent?"},
-	{play:1, text:"Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?"},
-	{play:0, text:"What does Dick Cheney prefer?"},
-	{play:1, text:"During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?"},
-	{play:1, text:"I drink to forget __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"__________. High five, bro."},
-	{play:1, text:"He who controls __________ controls the world."},
-	{play:1, text:"The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"Science will never explain the origin of __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right."},
-	{play:1, text:"In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"What's the gift that keeps on giving?"},
-	{play:1, text:"This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits. "},
-	{play:1, text:"When I pooped, what came out of my butt?"},
-	{play:1, text:"In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline."},
-	{play:1, text:"What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?"},
-	{play:1, text:"And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?"},
-	{play:0, text:"__________. High five, bro."},
-	{play:0, text:"TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes."},
-	{play:0, text:"It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency."},
-	{play:0, text:"Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage."},
-	{play:0, text:"What is Batman's guilty pleasure?"},
-	{play:0, text:"Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"What did I bring back from Mexico?"},
-	{play:0, text:"__________? There's an app for that."},
-	{play:0, text:"Betcha can't have just one!"},
-	{play:0, text:"What's my anti-drug?"},
-	{play:0, text:"While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time."},
-	{play:0, text:"What's my secret power?"},
-	{play:0, text:"What's the new fad diet?"},
-	{play:0, text:"What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?"},
-	{play:0, text:"When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"How am I maintaining my relationship status?"},
-	{play:0, text:"What's the crustiest?"},
-	{play:1, text:"When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in."},
-	{play:0, text:"After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans."},
-	{play:0, text:"Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"Life was difficult for cavemen before __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?"},
-	{play:1, text:"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?"},
-	{play:0, text:"In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"White people like __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"Why do I hurt all over?"},
-	{play:0, text:"A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?"},
-	{play:0, text:"BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"The class field trip was completely ruined by __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"What's a girl's best friend?"},
-	{play:1, text:"I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"What are my parents hiding from me?"},
-	{play:0, text:"What never fails to liven up the party?"},
-	{play:0, text:"What gets better with age?"},
-	{play:0, text:"__________: good to the last drop."},
-	{play:0, text:"I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one."},
-	{play:0, text:"It's a trap!"},
-	{play:0, text:"MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?"},
-	{play:0, text:"What's the most emo?"},
-	{play:0, text:"During sex, I like to think about __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"What ended my last relationship?"},
-	{play:0, text:"What's that sound?"},
-	{play:0, text:"__________. That's how I want to die."},
-	{play:0, text:"Why am I sticky?"},
-	{play:0, text:"What's the next Happy MealÂ® toy?"},
-	{play:0, text:"What's there a ton of in heaven?"},
-	{play:0, text:"I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"What will always get you laid?"},
-	{play:0, text:"__________: kid tested, mother approved."},
-	{play:0, text:"Why can't I sleep at night?"},
-	{play:0, text:"What's that smell?"},
-	{play:0, text:"What helps Obama unwind?"},
-	{play:0, text:"This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical."},
-	{play:0, text:"Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"War! What is it good for?"},
-	{play:0, text:"What gives me uncontrollable gas?"},
-	{play:0, text:"What do old people smell like?"},
-	{play:1, text:"Sorry everyone, I just __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________."},
-	{play:1, text:"The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan."},
-	{play:0, text:"What does Dick Cheney prefer?"},
-	{play:0, text:"During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________."},
-	{play:0, text:"What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?"},
-	{play:0, text:"I drink to forget __________."},
-	{play:2, text:"That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________."},
-	{play:2, text:"And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________."}
-	{play:2, text:"For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________."}
-	{play:2, text:"In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________."}
-	{play:2, text:"When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________."}
-	{play:2, text:"__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________."}
-	{play:2, text:"In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________."}
-	{play:2, text:"In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along."}
-	{play:2, text:"I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________."}
-	{play:2, text:"Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________."}
-	{play:2, text:"LifetimeÂ® presents __________, the story of __________."}
-	{play:2, text:"What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?"}
-]
-
-answerCards = [
-	"A Gypsy curse.",
-	"A moment of silence." ,
-	"A sausage festival." ,
-	"An honest cop with nothing left to lose." ,
-	"Famine." ,
-	"Flesh-eating bacteria." ,
-	"Flying sex snakes." ,
-	"Not giving a shit about the Third World." ,
-	"Sexting." ,
-	"Shapeshifters." ,
-	"Porn stars." ,
-	"72 virgins." ,
-	"A drive-by shooting." ,
-	"A time travel paradox." ,
-	"Authentic Mexican cuisine." ,
-	"Bling." ,
-	"Consultants." ,
-	"Crippling debt." ,
-	"Daddy issues." ,
-	"The Donald Trump Seal of Approval™." ,
-	"Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up." ,
-	"Former President George W. Bush.",
-	"Full frontal nudity." ,
-	"Hormone injections." ,
-	"Laying an egg." ,
-	"Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.",
-	"Pretending to care.",
-	"Public ridicule.",
-	"Sharing needles.",
-	"Boogers.",
-	"The inevitable heat death of the universe.",
-	"The miracle of childbirth.",
-	"The Rapture.",
-	"Whipping it out.",
-	"White privilege.",
-	"Wifely duties.",
-	"The Hamburglar.",
-	"AXE Body Spray.",
-	"The Blood of Christ.",
-	"Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.",
-	"BATMAN!!!",
-	"Agriculture.",
-	"A robust mongoloid.",
-	"Natural selection.",
-	"Coat hanger abortions.",
-	"Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.",
-	"Michelle Obama's arms.",
-	"The World of Warcraft.",
-	"Swooping.",
-	"Obesity.",
-	"A homoerotic volleyball montage.",
-	"Lockjaw.",
-	"A mating display.",
-	"Testicular torsion.",
-	"All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.",
-	"Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza.",
-	"Kanye West.",
-	"Hot cheese.",
-	"Raptor attacks.",
-	"Taking off your shirt.",
-	"Smegma.",
-	"Alcoholism.",
-	"A middle-aged man on roller skates.",
-	"The Care Bear Stare.",
-	"Bingeing and purging.",
-	"Oversized lollipops.",
-	"Self-loathing.",
-	"Children on leashes.",
-	"Half-assed foreplay.",
-	"The Holy Bible.",
-	"German dungeon porn.",
-	"Being on fire.",
-	"Teenage pregnancy.",
-	"Gandhi.",
-	"Leaving an awkward voicemail.",
-	"Uppercuts.",
-	"Customer service representatives.",
-	"An erection that lasts longer than four hours.",
-	"My genitals.",
-	"Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.",
-	"Science.",
-	"Not reciprocating oral sex.",
-	"Flightless birds.",
-	"A good sniff.",
-	"Waterboarding.",
-	"A balanced breakfast.",
-	"Historically black colleges.",
-	"Actually taking candy from a baby.",
-	"The Make-A-Wish Foundation.",
-	"A clandestine butt scratch.",
-	"Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.",
-	"The Chinese gymnastics team.",
-	"Switching to Geico.",
-	"Peeing a little bit.",
-	"Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.",
-	"Nocturnal emissions.",
-	"The Jews.",
-	"My humps.",
-	"Powerful thighs.",
-	"Hah! Beer!",
-	"Happening",
-	"Winking at old people.",
-	"Mr. Clean, right behind you.",
-	"A gentle caress of the inner thigh.",
-	"Sexual tension.",
-	"The forbidden fruit.",
-	"Skeletor.",
-	"Fancy Feast.",
-	"Being rich.",
-	"Sweet, sweet vengeance.",
-	"Republicans.",
-	"A gassy antelope.",
-	"Natalie Portman.",
-	"Copping a feel.",
-	"Kamikaze pilots.",
-	"Sean Connery.",
-	"The homosexual agenda.",
-	"The hardworking Mexican.",
-	"A falcon with a cap on its head.",
-	"Altar boys.",
-	"The Kool-Aid Man.",
-	"Getting so angry that you pop a boner.",
-	"Free samples.",
-	"A big hoopla about nothing.",
-	"Doing the right thing.",
-	"The Three-Fifths compromise.",
-	"Lactation.",
-	"World peace.",
-	"RoboCop.",
-	"Chutzpah.",
-	"Justin Bieber.",
-	"Oompa-Loompas.",
-	"Inappropriate yodeling.",
-	"Puberty.",
-	"Ghosts.",
-	"An asymmetric boob job.",
-	"Vigorous jazz hands.",
-	"Fingering.",
-	"Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.",
-	"GoGurt.",
-	"Police brutality.",
-	"John Wilkes Booth.",
-	"Preteens.",
-	"Scalping.",
-	"Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.",
-	"Tweeting.",
-	"Darth Vader.",
-	"A sad handjob.",
-	"Exactly what you'd expect.",
-	"Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.",
-	"Adderall™.",
-	"Embryonic stem cells.",
-	"Tasteful sideboob.",
-	"Panda sex.",
-	"An icepick lobotomy.",
-	"Tom Cruise.",
-	"Mouth herpes.",
-	"Sperm whales.",
-	"Homeless people.",
-	"Third base.",
-	"Incest.",
-	"Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.",
-	"A mime having a stroke.",
-	"Hulk Hogan.",
-	"God.",
-	"Scrubbing under the folds.",
-	"Golden showers.",
-	"Emotions.",
-	"Licking things to claim them as your own.",
-	"Pabst Blue Ribbon.",
-	"The placenta.",
-	"Spontaneous human combustion.",
-	"Friends with benefits.",
-	"Finger painting.",
-	"Old-people smell.",
-	"Dying of dysentery.",
-	"My inner demons.",
-	"A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.",
-	"Aaron Burr.",
-	"Cuddling.",
-	"The chronic.",
-	"Cockfights.",
-	"Friendly fire.",
-	"Ronald Reagan.",
-	"A disappointing birthday party.",
-	"A sassy black woman.",
-	"Mathletes.",
-	"A tiny horse.",
-	"William Shatner.",
-	"Riding off into the sunset.",
-	"An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.",
-	"Jew-fros.",
-	"Mutually-assured destruction.",
-	"Pedophiles.",
-	"Yeast.",
-	"Grave robbing.",
-	"Eating the last known bison.",
-	"Catapults.",
-	"Poor people.",
-	"Forgetting the Alamo.",
-	"The Hustle.",
-	"The Force.",
-	"Wiping her butt.",
-	"Intelligent design.",
-	"Loose lips.",
-	"AIDS.",
-	"Pictures of boobs.",
-	"The Übermensch.",
-	"Sarah Palin.",
-	"American Gladiators.",
-	"Getting really high.",
-	"Scientology.",
-	"Penis envy.",
-	"Praying the gay away.",
-	"Frolicking.",
-	"Two midgets shitting into a bucket.",
-	"The KKK.",
-	"Genghis Khan.",
-	"Crystal meth.",
-	"Serfdom.",
-	"Stranger danger.",
-	"A Bop It™.",
-	"Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.",
-	"Prancing.",
-	"Vigilante justice.",
-	"Overcompensation.",
-	"Pixelated bukkake.",
-	"A lifetime of sadness.",
-	"Racism.",
-	"Dwarf tossing.",
-	"Sunshine and rainbows.",
-	"A monkey smoking a cigar.",
-	"Flash flooding.",
-	"Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.",
-	"Dry heaving.",
-	"The terrorists.",
-	"Britney Spears at 55.",
-	"Attitude.",
-	"Breaking out into song and dance.",
-	"Leprosy.",
-	"Gloryholes.",
-	"Nipple blades.",
-	"The heart of a child.",
-	"Puppies!",
-	"Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.",
-	"Dental dams.",
-	"Toni Morrison's vagina.",
-	"The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.",
-	"Active listening.",
-	"Ethnic cleansing.",
-	"The Little Engine That Could.",
-	"The invisible hand.",
-	"Waiting ‘til marriage.",
-	"Unfathomable stupidity.",
-	"Euphoria™ by Calvin Klein.",
-	"Re-gifting.",
-	"Autocannibalism.",
-	"Erectile dysfunction.",
-	"My collection of high-tech sex toys.",
-	"The Pope.",
-	"White people.",
-	"Tentacle porn.",
-	"Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.",
-	"Too much hair gel.",
-	"Seppuku.",
-	"Same-sex ice dancing.",
-	"Cheating in the Special Olympics.",
-	"Charisma.",
-	"Keanu Reeves.",
-	"Sean Penn.",
-	"Nickelback.",
-	"A look-see.",
-	"Pooping back and forth. Forever.",
-	"Menstruation.",
-	"Kids with ass cancer.",
-	"A salty surprise.",
-	"The South.",
-	"The violation of our most basic human rights.",
-	"YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.",
-	"Being fabulous.",
-	"Necrophilia.",
-	"Centaurs.",
-	"Bill Nye the Science Guy.",
-	"Black people.",
-	"Chivalry.",
-	"Lunchables™.",
-	"Bitches.",
-	"The profoundly handicapped.",
-	"Heartwarming orphans.",
-	"MechaHitler.",
-	"Fiery poops.",
-	"Another goddamn vampire movie.",
-	"Tangled Slinkys.",
-	"The true meaning of Christmas.",
-	"Estrogen.",
-	"A zesty breakfast burrito.",
-	"That thing that electrocutes your abs.",
-	"Passing a kidney stone.",
-	"A bleached asshole.",
-	"Michael Jackson.",
-	"Cybernetic enhancements.",
-	"Guys who don't call.",
-	"Smallpox blankets.",
-	"Masturbation.",
-	"Classist undertones.",
-	"Queefing.",
-	"Concealing a boner.",
-	"Edible underpants.",
-	"Viagra.",
-	"Soup that is too hot.",
-	"Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).",
-	"Surprise sex!",
-	"Five-Dollar Footlongs™.",
-	"Drinking alone.",
-	"Dick fingers.",
-	"Multiple stab wounds.",
-	"Soiling oneself.",
-	"Child abuse.",
-	"Anal beads.",
-	"Civilian casualties.",
-	"Pulling out.",
-	"Robert Downey, Jr.",
-	"Horse meat.",
-	"A really cool hat.",
-	"Kim Jong-il.",
-	"A stray pube.",
-	"Jewish fraternities.",
-	"The token minority.",
-	"Doin' it in the butt.",
-	"Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.",
-	"Teaching a robot to love.",
-	"A can of whoop-ass.",
-	"A windmill full of corpses.",
-	"Count Chocula.",
-	"Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.",
-	"A death ray.",
-	"The glass ceiling.",
-	"A cooler full of organs.",
-	"The American Dream.",
-	"Keg stands.",
-	"When you fart and a little bit comes out.",
-	"Take-backsies.",
-	"Dead babies.",
-	"Foreskin.",
-	"Saxophone solos.",
-	"Italians.",
-	"A fetus.",
-	"Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.",
-	"Dick Cheney.",
-	"Amputees.",
-	"Eugenics.",
-	"My relationship status.",
-	"Christopher Walken.",
-	"Bees?",
-	"Harry Potter erotica.",
-	"College.",
-	"Getting drunk on mouthwash.",
-	"Nazis.",
-	"8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.",
-	"Stephen Hawking talking dirty.",
-	"Dead parents.",
-	"Object permanence.",
-	"Opposable thumbs.",
-	"Racially-biased SAT questions.",
-	"Jibber-jabber.",
-	"Chainsaws for hands.",
-	"Nicolas Cage.",
-	"Child beauty pageants.",
-	"Explosions.",
-	"Sniffing glue.",
-	"Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.",
-	"Repression.",
-	"Roofies.",
-	"My vagina.",
-	"Assless chaps.",
-	"A murder most foul.",
-	"Giving 110 percent.",
-	"Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.",
-	"The Trail of Tears.",
-	"Being marginalized.",
-	"Goblins.",
-	"Hope.",
-	"The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.",
-	"A micropenis.",
-	"My soul.",
-	"A hot mess.",
-	"Vikings.",
-	"Hot people.",
-	"Seduction.",
-	"An Oedipus complex.",
-	"Geese.",
-	"Global warming.",
-	"New Age music.",
-	"Hot Pockets.",
-	"Making a pouty face.",
-	"Vehicular manslaughter.",
-	"Women's suffrage.",
-	"A defective condom.",
-	"Judge Judy.",
-	"African children.",
-	"The Virginia Tech Massacre.",
-	"Barack Obama.",
-	"Asians who aren't good at math.",
-	"Elderly Japanese men.",
-	"Exchanging pleasantries.",
-	"Heteronormativity.",
-	"Parting the Red Sea.",
-	"Arnold Schwarzenegger.",
-	"Road head.",
-	"Spectacular abs.",
-	"Figgy pudding.",
-	"A mopey zoo lion.",
-	"A bag of magic beans.",
-	"Poor life choices.",
-	"My sex life.",
-	"Auschwitz.",
-	"A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.",
-	"A thermonuclear detonation.",
-	"The clitoris.",
-	"The Big Bang.",
-	"Land mines.",
-	"Friends who eat all the snacks.",
-	"Goats eating cans.",
-	"The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.",
-	"Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.",
-	"Man meat.",
-	"Me time.",
-	"The Underground Railroad.",
-	"Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.",
-	"A sea of troubles.",
-	"Lumberjack fantasies.",
-	"Morgan Freeman's voice.",
-	"Women in yogurt commercials.",
-	"Natural male enhancement.",
-	"Being a motherfucking sorcerer.",
-	"Genital piercings.",
-	"Passable transvestites.",
-	"Sexy pillow fights.",
-	"Balls.",
-	"Grandma.",
-	"Friction.",
-	"Party poopers.",
-	"Farting and walking away.",
-	"Being a dick to children.",
-	"Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.",
-	"The Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System™.",
-	"Dying.",
-	"Hurricane Katrina.",
-	"The gays.",
-	"The folly of man.",
-	"Men.",
-	"The Amish.",
-	"Pterodactyl eggs.",
-	"Team-building exercises.",
-	"A brain tumor.",
-	"Cards Against Humanity.",
-	"Fear itself.",
-	"Lady Gaga.",
-	"The milk man.",
-	"A foul mouth.",
-	"A big black dick.",
-	"A beached whale.",
-	"A bloody pacifier.",
-	"A crappy little hand.",
-	"A low standard of living.",
-	"A nuanced critique.",
-	"Panty raids.",
-	"A passionate Latino lover.",
-	"A rival dojo.",
-	"A web of lies.",
-	"A woman scorned.",
-	"Clams.",
-	"Apologizing.",
-	"Appreciative snapping.",
-	"Neil Patrick Harris.",
-	"Beating your wives.",
-	"Being a dinosaur.",
-	"Shaft.",
-	"Bosnian chicken farmers.",
-	"Nubile slave boys.",
-	"Carnies.",
-	"Coughing into a vagina.",
-	"Suicidal thoughts.",
-	"Dancing with a broom.",
-	"Deflowering the princess.",
-	"Dorito breath.",
-	"Eating an albino.",
-	"Enormous Scandinavian women.",
-	"Fabricating statistics.",
-	"Finding a skeleton.",
-	"Gandalf.",
-	"Genetically engineered super-soldiers.",
-	"George Clooney's musk.",
-	"Getting abducted by Peter Pan.",
-	"Getting in her pants, politely.",
-	"Gladiatorial combat.",
-	"Good grammar.",
-	"Hipsters.",
-	"Historical revisionism.",
-	"Insatiable bloodlust.",
-	"Jafar.",
-	"Jean-Claude Van Damme.",
-	"Just the tip.",
-	"Mad hacky-sack skills.",
-	"Leveling up.",
-	"Literally eating shit.",
-	"Making the penises kiss.",
-	"Media coverage.",
-	"Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament.",
-	"Moral ambiguity.",
-	"My machete.",
-	"One thousand Slim Jims.",
-	"Ominous background music.",
-	"Overpowering your father.",
-	"Pistol-whipping a hostage.",
-	"Quiche.",
-	"Quivering jowls.",
-	"Revenge fucking.",
-	"Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.",
-	"Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.",
-	"Santa Claus.",
-	"Scrotum tickling.",
-	"Sexual humiliation.",
-	"Sexy Siamese twins.",
-	"Slow motion.",
-	"Space muffins.",
-	"Statistically validated stereotypes.",
-	"Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.",
-	"The boners of the elderly.",
-	"The economy.",
-	"The Fanta girls.",
-	"The Gulags.",
-	"The harsh light of day.",
-	"The hiccups.",
-	"The shambling corpse of Larry King.",
-	"The four arms of Vishnu.",
-	"Being a busy adult with many important things to do.",
-	"Tripping balls.",
-	"Words, words, words.",
-	"Zeus's sexual appetites."
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	r = Math.floor(Math.random()*deck.length)
	cardId = deck[r]
	card = answerCards[cardId] # White.cards[cardId]

	deck.splice(r, 1)
	Db.shared.set 'answerdeck', deck


	r = Math.floor(Math.random()*deck.length)
	cardId = deck[r]
	card = Black.cards[cardId]

	deck.splice(r, 1)
	Db.shared.set 'questiondeck', deck
