       y: 330
   Living:
     headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: Living With the Land"
-    text: "Caity: I was so worried I was going to get kicked out of the park that I made a point to gesticulate wildly for the rest of the ride so that, if confronted, I could argue “Hey, that’s just the way I talk—with my hands! Check the surveillance video.”"
+    text: "Caity: I was so worried I was going to get kicked out of the park that I made a point to gesticulate wildly for the rest of the ride."
     url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-living-with-the-land-1699539150"
     coords:
       x: 247
       y: 282
   Circle:
     headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: The Circle of Life"
-    text: "Rich: At this point in our trip, I was hopeful that I still might learn something. Simba seemed like he was going to approach the topic of why dams are bad, which is something I’ve been meaning to get around to learning myself."
+    text: "Rich: Simba seemed like he was going to approach the topic of why dams are bad, which is something I’ve been meaning to get around to learning myself."
     url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-the-circle-of-life-1699554892"
     coords:
       x: 241
       y: 308
   Soarin:
     headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: Soarin'®"
-    text: "Caity: The seats raise up off the ground, leaving you suspended in mid-air to create the sensation of flying. Idiotically, the ride only simulates hang gliding over various parts of California, even though there is a whole world over which to hang glide."
+    text: "Caity: Idiotically, the ride only simulates hang gliding over various parts of California, even though there is a whole world over which to hang glide."
     url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-soarin-1699562403"
     coords:
       x: 277

      y: 12
  Adventure:
    headline: "The Best Restaurant in the World Is: America's Unnamed Funnel Cake Kiosk"
    text: "Caity: The primary thing I remember about the funnel cake is that I was British.<br>
    Rich: It came with what a giant might call a “pat” of ice cream. In actuality, it was bigger than a slice of bread, that pat of ice cream."
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-restaurant-in-the-world-is-americas-unnamed-f-1699509155#_ga=1.159382394.1794012354.1428955654"
    coords:
      x: 388
      y: 36
  China:
    headline: "The Best Restaurant in the World Is: China's Joy of Tea"
    text: "Rich: At this point, I didn’t care. I was ready to just walk away. “Well, we tried. Tastes disappointing, but isn’t that life?”<br>
    Caity: I was ready to die at that pavilion, fighting for my Lucky Combo."
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-restaurant-in-the-world-is-chinas-joy-of-tea-1699428916"
    coords:
      x: 183
      y: 56
  Japan:
    headline: "The Best Restaurant in the World Is: Japan's Teppan Edo"
    text: "Caity: When our waitress brought the bill, she also placed a small pink origami bird on the table. “I made you origami,” she said. She did not make the French Canadians origami, perhaps because they had spilled Diet Coke."
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-restaurant-in-the-world-is-japans-teppan-edo-1699498320"
    coords:
      x: 447

module.exports =
  Norway:
    headline: "The Best Restaurant in the World Is: Norway's Kringla Bakeri Og Kafe"
    text: "Rich: “Is it too much?” you asked. Before I could answer, a female patron in line behind us piped up: “You’re at Disney. It’s not too much.”"
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-restaurant-in-the-world-is-norway-1699415308"
    coords:
      x: 150
      y: 94
  Mexico:
    headline: "The Best Restaurant in the World Is: Mexico's San Angel Inn Restaurante"
    text: "Caity: I got a Wild Passionfruit Margarita and that’s how it made me feel! I give the Wild Passionfruit Margarita one hundred out of one hundred stars."
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-restaurant-in-the-world-is-mexicos-san-angel-1699425811"
    coords:
      x: 139
      y: 123
  Test:
    headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: Test Track® Presented by Chevrolet®"
    text: "Rich: That was exciting! Would a giant truck end our lives right there and then in Epcot? Perhaps!"
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-test-track-presented-by-1699557476"
    coords:
      x: 50
      y: 145
  Mission:
    headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: Mission: SPACE"
    text: "Rich: Mission: SPACE is a vomit factory. Worst of all, you are told at the beginning that if you start to feel sick you should not close your eyes."
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-mission-space-1699556680"
    coords:
      x: 30
      y: 174
  Ellen:
    headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: Ellen's Energy Adventure"
    text: "Rich: This “ride” is mostly a movie in a theater. It stars Ellen DeGeneres, Bill Nye, and Jamie Lee Curtis and debuted in 1996. That was before Ellen was out."
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-ellens-energy-adventure-1699566900"
    coords:
      x: 30
      y: 219
  Spaceship:
    headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: Spaceship Earth"
    text: "Caity: I could not believe how lifelike the features and movements of the animatronic figures were. I would say they are about 85% of the way to being indistinguishable from humans."
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-spaceship-earth-1699556002"
    coords:
      x: 122
