 ]
 
 module.exports = (robot) ->
-  robot.respond /card(?: me)?(?: )(\d+)?/i, (msg) ->
+  robot.hear /card(?: me)?(?: )(\d+)?/i, (msg) ->
     count = if msg.match[1]? then parseInt(msg.match[1], 10) else 1
     msg.send msg.random answers for i in [1..count]
 
-  robot.respond /q(?:uestion)? card/i, (msg) ->
+  robot.hear /q(?:uestion)? card/i, (msg) ->
     msg.send msg.random questions

  "What's the next Happy Meal toy?",
  "What's there a ton of in heaven?",
  "When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _____.",
  "When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50_____foot statue to commemorate _____.",
  "When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____.",
  "When I pooped, what came out of my butt?",
  "When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _____.",

  "Major League Baseball has banned _____ for giving players an unfair advantage.",
  "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____.",
  "Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _____.",
  "MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____.",
  "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _____.",
  "My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found _____.com.",
  "My new favorite porn star is Joey “_____” McGee.",
  "Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____.",
  "Next on ESPN2: The World Series of _____.",
