 
     robot.respond /Hacker me/i, hackerRespond
     robot.respond /BS me/i, bsRespond
+    robot.respond /Commit message me/i, commitMessageRespond
+    robot.respond /YOLO/i, yoloRespond
 
     robot.respond /Who do you remember\??/i, (res) ->
         res.send Object.keys(memories)

#   nostalgiabot End Guess Who - End the game of Guess Who!
#   nostalgiabot Hacker me - Get a 100% real quote from a professional hacker.
#   nostalgiabot BS me - Get a technobable quote that sounds almost real.
#   nostalgiabot stats - See how memorable everyone is
#
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        else
            res.send "\"#{data.quote}\" - l33t h4xx0r"

commitMessageRespond = (res) ->
    commitMessageUrl = "http://www.whatthecommit.com/index.txt"
    request.get {uri:"#{commitMessageUrl}", json: true}, (err, r, data) ->
        if err
            res.send "Too busy coding to generate a message"
        else
            res.send "#{data}"

bsRespond = (res) ->
    # From http://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html
    res.send "\"" + toTitleCase generateBS() + "\" - Lead Synergist"

yoloRespond = (res) ->
    res.send "alias yolo='git commit -am \"DEAL WITH IT\" && git push -f origin master'"

statsRespond = (res) ->
    stats = "Memories made:\n"
