         else
             res.send "\"#{data.quote}\" - l33t h4xx0r"
 
+commitMessageRespond = (res) ->
+    commitMessageUrl = "http://www.whatthecommit.com/index.txt"
+    request.get {uri:"#{commitMessageUrl}", json: true}, (err, r, data) ->
+        if err
+            res.send "Too busy coding to generate a message"
+        else
+            res.send "#{data}"
+
 bsRespond = (res) ->
     # From http://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html
     res.send "\"" + toTitleCase generateBS() + "\" - Lead Synergist"
+
+yoloRespond = (res) ->
+    res.send "alias yolo='git commit -am \"DEAL WITH IT\" && git push -f origin master'"
 
 statsRespond = (res) ->
     stats = "Memories made:\n"

#   nostalgiabot End Guess Who - End the game of Guess Who!
#   nostalgiabot Hacker me - Get a 100% real quote from a professional hacker.
#   nostalgiabot BS me - Get a technobable quote that sounds almost real.
#   nostalgiabot stats - See how memorable everyone is
#
# Author:


    robot.respond /Hacker me/i, hackerRespond
    robot.respond /BS me/i, bsRespond
    robot.respond /Commit message me/i, commitMessageRespond
    robot.respond /YOLO/i, yoloRespond

    robot.respond /Who do you remember\??/i, (res) ->
        res.send Object.keys(memories)
