   "Fucking up “Silent Night” in front of 300 parents.",
   "Full frontal nudity.",
   "Gandalf.",
+  "Gay aliens",
   "Geese.",
   "Genetically engineered super-soldiers.",
   "Genghis Khan.",

  "Coughing into a vagina.",
  "Count Chocula.",
  "Crippling debt.",
  "Crystal meth.",
  "Cuddling.",
  "Customer service representatives.",

  "Jibber-jabber.",
  "John Wilkes Booth.",
  "Judge Judy.",
  "Jumping out at people.",
  "Just the tip.",
  "Justin Bieber.",
  "Kamikaze pilots.",
