 module.exports.thangNames = thangNames =
   'Soldier M': [
+    'Aaron'
+    'Adam'
+    'Alan'
+    'Albert'
+    'Alistair'
+    'Andrew'
+    'Anthony'
+    'Antonio'
+    'Arthur'
+    'Augustus'
+    'Barron'
+    'Benjamin'
+    'Bill'
+    'Billy'
+    'Bobby'
+    'Bond'
+    'Brandon'
+    'Brian'
+    'Bruce'
+    'Carl'
+    'Carlos'
+    'Cecil'
+    'Charles'
+    'Chris'
+    'Christopher'
+    'Cid'
+    'Clarence'
+    'Craig'
+    'Daniel'
+    'David'
+    'Dax'
+    'Dennis'
+    'Donald'
+    'Douglas'
+    'Duke'
+    'Earl'
+    'Edward'
+    'Eric'
+    'Ernest'
+    'Eugene'
+    'Ezra'
+    'Felix'
+    'Ferb'
+    'Frank'
+    'Fred'
+    'Gary'
+    'Gatsby'
+    'George'
+    'Gerald'
+    'Gordon'
+    'Gregory'
+    'Halle'
+    'Harold'
+    'Harry'
+    'Henry'
+    'Hirium'
+    'Howard'
+    'Huburt'
+    'Hugo'
+    'Jack'
+    'James'
+    'Jason'
+    'Jax'
+    'Jeffrey'
+    'Jeremy'
+    'Jerry'
+    'Jesse'
+    'Jimmy'
+    'Joe'
+    'John'
+    'Johnny'
+    'Jonah'
+    'Jonathan'
+    'Jose'
+    'Joseph'
+    'Joshua'
+    'Juan'
+    'Justin'
+    'Keith'
+    'Kenneth'
+    'Kevin'
+    'Kirin'
+    'Kumar'
+    'Larry'
+    'Lawrence'
+    'Leopold'
+    'Louis'
     'Alistair'
     'Augustus'
     'Barron'

    'Lucian'
    'Malcolm'
    'Marcus'
    'Max'
    'Maxwell'
    'Miles'

    'Roger'
    'Ronald'
    'Ronan'
    'Roy'
    'Russell'
    'Ryan'
    'Sage'
    'Samson'
    'Samuel'
    'Scott'
    'Sean'
    'Shawn'
    'Silas'
    'Stephen'
    'Sterling'
    'Steve'
    'Steven'
    'Stormy'
    'Terry'
    'Thelonious'
    'Theo'
    'Thomas'
    'Timothy'
    'Todd'
    'Tyrone'
    'Victor'
    'Walter'
    'Wayne'
    'William'
    'Willie'
    'Ryan'
    'Sage'
    'Samson'
