 module.exports =
   Norway:
     headline: "The Best Restaurant in the World Is: Norway's Kringla Bakeri Og Kafe"
-    text: "Rich: In line, Caity fretted over ordering both the school bread and the berry cream puff. “Is it too much?” you asked. Before I could answer, a female patron in line behind us piped up: “You’re at Disney. It’s not too much.”"
+    text: "Rich: “Is it too much?” you asked. Before I could answer, a female patron in line behind us piped up: “You’re at Disney. It’s not too much.”"
     url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-restaurant-in-the-world-is-norway-1699415308"
     coords:
       x: 150
       y: 94
   Mexico:
     headline: "The Best Restaurant in the World Is: Mexico's San Angel Inn Restaurante"
-    text: "Caity: I got a Wild Passionfruit Margarita and that’s how it made me feel! I give the Wild Passionfruit Margarita one hundred out of one hundred stars, winking and twinkling in perpetual twilight."
+    text: "Caity: I got a Wild Passionfruit Margarita and that’s how it made me feel! I give the Wild Passionfruit Margarita one hundred out of one hundred stars."
     url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-restaurant-in-the-world-is-mexicos-san-angel-1699425811"
     coords:
       x: 139
       y: 123
   Test:
     headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: Test Track® Presented by Chevrolet®"
-    text: "Rich: That was exciting! Would rain cause us to skid off the road and crash into the neon-framed, Tron-inspired environment? Maybe! Would a giant truck end our lives right there and then in Epcot? Perhaps!"
+    text: "Rich: That was exciting! Would a giant truck end our lives right there and then in Epcot? Perhaps!"
     url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-test-track-presented-by-1699557476"
     coords:
       x: 50
       y: 145
   Mission:
     headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: Mission: SPACE"
-    text: "Rich: It is a vomit factory and, worst of all, you are told at the beginning that if you start to feel sick you should not close your eyes."
+    text: "Rich: Mission: SPACE is a vomit factory. Worst of all, you are told at the beginning that if you start to feel sick you should not close your eyes."
     url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-mission-space-1699556680"
     coords:
       x: 30
       y: 174
   Ellen:
     headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: Ellen's Energy Adventure"
-    text: "Rich: This “ride” is mostly a movie in a theater. It stars Ellen DeGeneres, Bill Nye, and Jamie Lee Curtis and debuted in 1996. That was before Ellen was out. Both she and Curtis are less butch in the footage than they are nowadays."
+    text: "Rich: This “ride” is mostly a movie in a theater. It stars Ellen DeGeneres, Bill Nye, and Jamie Lee Curtis and debuted in 1996. That was before Ellen was out."
     url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-ellens-energy-adventure-1699566900"
     coords:
       x: 30
       y: 219
   Spaceship:
     headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: Spaceship Earth"
-    text: "Caity: I could not believe how lifelike the features and movements of the animatronic figures were. I would say they are about 85% of the way to being indistinguishable from humans. Ten years from now, I predict it will be truly terrifying..."
+    text: "Caity: I could not believe how lifelike the features and movements of the animatronic figures were. I would say they are about 85% of the way to being indistinguishable from humans."
     url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-spaceship-earth-1699556002"
     coords:
       x: 122

      y: 268
  Journey:
    headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: Journey Into Imagination with Figment"
    text: "Rich: Of all of the Here-Are-Some-Scientific-Notions-That-Exist-And-That’s-All-We’re-Saying-About-That attractions at Epcot, Journey Into Imagination with Figment is the absolute dumbest."
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-journey-into-imagination-1699560979"
    coords:
      x: 266

      y: 12
  Adventure:
    headline: "The Best Restaurant in the World Is: America's Unnamed Funnel Cake Kiosk"
    text: "Rich: The funnel cake came with what a giant might call a “pat” of ice cream. In actuality, it was bigger than a slice of bread, that pat of ice cream."
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-restaurant-in-the-world-is-americas-unnamed-f-1699509155#_ga=1.159382394.1794012354.1428955654"
    coords:
      x: 388
      y: 36
  China:
    headline: "The Best Restaurant in the World Is: China's Joy of Tea"
    text: "Caity: I was ready to die at that pavilion, fighting for my Lucky Combo."
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-restaurant-in-the-world-is-chinas-joy-of-tea-1699428916"
    coords:
      x: 183
      y: 56
  Japan:
    headline: "The Best Restaurant in the World Is: Japan's Teppan Edo"
    text: "Caity: “I made you origami,” she said. She did not make the French Canadians origami, perhaps because they had spilled Diet Coke."
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-restaurant-in-the-world-is-japans-teppan-edo-1699498320"
    coords:
      x: 447
