   "A murder most foul.",
   "A nuanced critique.",
   "A passionate Latino lover.",
+  "A pile of squirming bodies.",
   "A pinata full of scorpions.",
   "A really cool hat.",
   "A rival dojo",

  "Nicolas Cage.",
  "Nipple blades.",
  "Nocturnal emissions.",
  "Not giving a shit about the Third World.",
  "Not reciprocating oral sex.",
  "Nublile slave boys.",
  "Nunchuck moves.",
  "Obesity.",

  "Guys who don't call.",
  "Half-assed foreplay.",
  "Harry Potter erotica.",
  "Having sex on top of a pizza.",
  "Having shotguns for legs.",
  "Heartwarming orphans.",
  "Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.",
  "Heteronormativity.",
