       y: 330
   Living:
     headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: Living With the Land"
-    text: "Caity: I was so worried I was going to get kicked out of the park that I made a point to gesticulate wildly for the rest of the ride so that, if confronted, I could argue “Hey, that’s just the way I talk—with my hands! Check the surveillance video.”"
+    text: "Caity: I was so worried I was going to get kicked out of the park that I made a point to gesticulate wildly for the rest of the ride."
     url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-living-with-the-land-1699539150"
     coords:
       x: 247
       y: 282
   Circle:
     headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: The Circle of Life"
-    text: "Rich: At this point in our trip, I was hopeful that I still might learn something. Simba seemed like he was going to approach the topic of why dams are bad, which is something I’ve been meaning to get around to learning myself."
+    text: "Rich: Simba seemed like he was going to approach the topic of why dams are bad, which is something I’ve been meaning to get around to learning myself."
     url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-the-circle-of-life-1699554892"
     coords:
       x: 241
       y: 308
   Soarin:
     headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: Soarin'®"
-    text: "Caity: The seats raise up off the ground, leaving you suspended in mid-air to create the sensation of flying. Idiotically, the ride only simulates hang gliding over various parts of California, even though there is a whole world over which to hang glide."
+    text: "Caity: Idiotically, the ride only simulates hang gliding over various parts of California, even though there is a whole world over which to hang glide."
     url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-soarin-1699562403"
     coords:
       x: 277

module.exports =
  Norway:
    headline: "The Best Restaurant in the World Is: Norway's Kringla Bakeri Og Kafe"
    text: "Rich: In line, Caity fretted over ordering both the school bread and the berry cream puff. “Is it too much?” you asked. Before I could answer, a female patron in line behind us piped up: “You’re at Disney. It’s not too much.”"
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-restaurant-in-the-world-is-norway-1699415308"
    coords:
      x: 150
      y: 94
  Mexico:
    headline: "The Best Restaurant in the World Is: Mexico's San Angel Inn Restaurante"
    text: "Caity: I got a Wild Passionfruit Margarita and that’s how it made me feel! I give the Wild Passionfruit Margarita one hundred out of one hundred stars, winking and twinkling in perpetual twilight."
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-restaurant-in-the-world-is-mexicos-san-angel-1699425811"
    coords:
      x: 139
      y: 123
  Test:
    headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: Test Track® Presented by Chevrolet®"
    text: "Rich: That was exciting! Would rain cause us to skid off the road and crash into the neon-framed, Tron-inspired environment? Maybe! Would a giant truck end our lives right there and then in Epcot? Perhaps!"
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-test-track-presented-by-1699557476"
    coords:
      x: 50
      y: 145
  Mission:
    headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: Mission: SPACE"
    text: "Rich: It is a vomit factory and, worst of all, you are told at the beginning that if you start to feel sick you should not close your eyes."
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-mission-space-1699556680"
    coords:
      x: 30
      y: 174
  Ellen:
    headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: Ellen's Energy Adventure"
    text: "Rich: This “ride” is mostly a movie in a theater. It stars Ellen DeGeneres, Bill Nye, and Jamie Lee Curtis and debuted in 1996. That was before Ellen was out. Both she and Curtis are less butch in the footage than they are nowadays."
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-ellens-energy-adventure-1699566900"
    coords:
      x: 30
      y: 219
  Spaceship:
    headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: Spaceship Earth"
    text: "Caity: I could not believe how lifelike the features and movements of the animatronic figures were. I would say they are about 85% of the way to being indistinguishable from humans. Ten years from now, I predict it will be truly terrifying..."
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-spaceship-earth-1699556002"
    coords:
      x: 122

      y: 215
  UK:
    headline: "The Best Restaurant in the World Is: The UK's Rose & Crown Pub & Dining Room"
    text: "Caity: G L U T E N - F R E E   F A M I L Y."
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-restaurant-in-the-world-is-the-uks-rose-cro-1699494369"
    coords:
      x: 397
      y: 181
  France:
    headline: "The Best Restaurant in the World Is: France's Les Chefs de France"
    text: "Caity: You feel that we have been overly harsh on our waitress, a queer little French girl, raised in an all girls school by Miss Clavelle. But what happened next was truly the most bizarre and uncomfortable waiter interaction of my life."
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-restaurant-in-the-world-is-frances-les-chefs-1699499193"
    coords:
      x: 480
      y: 147
  Innoventions:
    headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: Innoventions"
    text: "Caity: The Sum of All Thrills was terrifying to behold and fun to experience. The best kept secret in Epcot, and possibly the entire world."
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-innoventions-1699566319"
    coords:
      x: 161
      y: 201
  Drinking:
    headline: "Shot, Sake, Margarita, Slush: The Best Drinking Around the World"
    text: "Rich: Inside China's giant store, I was tempted by Chinese ghost stories, giant fans to take with me to the club, and an incense burner with a dragon gazing into a crystal ball."
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/shot-sake-margarita-slush-the-best-drinking-around-1699537518"
    coords:
      x: 218
