       y: 215
   UK:
     headline: "The Best Restaurant in the World Is: The UK's Rose & Crown Pub & Dining Room"
-    text: "Caity: All of a sudden, the Rose & Crown chef was on the scene: a big, friendly (American) man in a chef’s outfit of such sparkling white I wondered whether he was simply an actor. It was like Santa had swung by the workshop unannounced."
+    text: "Caity: G L U T E N - F R E E   F A M I L Y."
     url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-restaurant-in-the-world-is-the-uks-rose-cro-1699494369"
     coords:
       x: 397
       y: 181
   France:
     headline: "The Best Restaurant in the World Is: France's Les Chefs de France"
-    text: "Caity: You may have been thinking that we have been overly harsh on our waitress, a queer little French girl, raised in an all girls school by Miss Clavelle. But what happened next was truly the most bizarre and uncomfortable waiter interaction of my life."
+    text: "Caity: You feel that we have been overly harsh on our waitress, a queer little French girl, raised in an all girls school by Miss Clavelle. But what happened next was truly the most bizarre and uncomfortable waiter interaction of my life."
     url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-restaurant-in-the-world-is-frances-les-chefs-1699499193"
     coords:
       x: 480
       y: 147
   Innoventions:
     headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: Innoventions"
-    text: "Caity: The Sum of All Thrills was terrifying to behold and fun to experience. The best kept secret in Epcot, and possibly the entire world (because who would ever think to look for something of worth inside Epcot?)."
+    text: "Caity: The Sum of All Thrills was terrifying to behold and fun to experience. The best kept secret in Epcot, and possibly the entire world."
     url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-innoventions-1699566319"
     coords:
       x: 161
       y: 201
   Drinking:
     headline: "Shot, Sake, Margarita, Slush: The Best Drinking Around the World"
-    text: "Rich: Inside China's giant store, I was tempted by Chinese ghost stories, giant fans to take with me to the club, and an incense burner with a dragon gazing into a crystal ball. I was drunk enough to very much consider buying that last object."
+    text: "Rich: Inside China's giant store, I was tempted by Chinese ghost stories, giant fans to take with me to the club, and an incense burner with a dragon gazing into a crystal ball."
     url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/shot-sake-margarita-slush-the-best-drinking-around-1699537518"
     coords:
       x: 218

      y: 330
  Living:
    headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: Living With the Land"
    text: "Caity: I was so worried I was going to get kicked out of the park that I made a point to gesticulate wildly for the rest of the ride so that, if confronted, I could argue “Hey, that’s just the way I talk—with my hands! Check the surveillance video.”"
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-living-with-the-land-1699539150"
    coords:
      x: 247
      y: 282
  Circle:
    headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: The Circle of Life"
    text: "Rich: At this point in our trip, I was hopeful that I still might learn something. Simba seemed like he was going to approach the topic of why dams are bad, which is something I’ve been meaning to get around to learning myself."
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-the-circle-of-life-1699554892"
    coords:
      x: 241
      y: 308
  Soarin:
    headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: Soarin'®"
    text: "Caity: The seats raise up off the ground, leaving you suspended in mid-air to create the sensation of flying. Idiotically, the ride only simulates hang gliding over various parts of California, even though there is a whole world over which to hang glide."
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-soarin-1699562403"
    coords:
      x: 277

      y: 268
  Journey:
    headline: "The Best Ride in the World Is: Journey Into Imagination with Figment"
    text: "Rich: I can’t eat at a kitchen table upside down!"
    url: "http://bestrestaurant.gawker.com/the-best-ride-in-the-world-is-journey-into-imagination-1699560979"
    coords:
      x: 266
