export const articles = [ { title : `And this isn't my nose. This is a false one.` , description : `Look, my liege! The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? 
  Well, I got better.` , image : 14 , author : 3 , } , { title : `Well, I didn't vote for you.` , description : `Well, we did do the nose. Why? Shut up! Will you shut up?! You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go 
  and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly 
  English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!` , image : 15 , author : 4 , } , { title : `How do you know she is a witch?` , description : `Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. You don't 
  vote for kings. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!` , image : 16 , author : 5 , } , { title : `Shut up!` , description : `Burn her! How do you know she is a witch? You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your 
  bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English 
  K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!` , image : 17 , author : 6 , } , { title : `Weaseling out of things is important to learn.` , description : `Please do not offer my god a peanut. That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe 
  anything you tell them. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… 
  Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing?` , image : 20 , author : 12 , } , { title : `You don't like your job, you don't strike.` , description : `But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds… Oh, I've wasted
   my life. Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.` , image : 21 , author : 13 , } , { title : `I hope I didn't brain my damage.` , description : `I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children. Oh, loneliness and
   cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Jesus must be spinning in his grave! I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.` , image : 22 , author : 14 , } , ] ;