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[on phone] Hey, Halpert, what���s the big idea? First you jump ship. Now you���re stealing Darryl too. When will it end?
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Dwight
| false |
15,460 | 3 | 20 | 24 |
Oh my God.
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Jim
| false |
13,030 | 3 | 11 | 45 |
Is that not what happens when you're high?
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Jim
| false |
25,801 | 5 | 9 | 20 |
Are we, uh... are we leaving or what? [Mose hits Andy in the head with a deflated ball] Ow!
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Andy
| false |
1,992 | 1 | 6 | 47 |
Cool, so maybe hook me up with some Fleebulls and some Hive.
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Michael
| true |
33,570 | 6 | 8 | 42 |
Holy crap.
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Phyllis
| false |
55,215 | 9 | 9 | 22 |
I am nigh!
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Dwight
| false |
10,129 | 3 | 3 | 37 |
Are you playing for the other team?!
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Andy
| false |
15,384 | 3 | 20 | 11 |
[English accent] William Dolittle at your service. A.K.A., Will Do.
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Andy
| false |
17,340 | 4 | 1 | 51 |
Check that out. [points to Toby] Look at me, I'm Toby, I'm stretching, I know what I'm doing. Why is he even here?
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Michael
| false |
36,488 | 6 | 18 | 25 |
I'll go, Michael. You'll just screw it up.
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Dwight
| false |
47,485 | 8 | 6 | 47 |
I wasn't here that day.
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Jim
| false |
58,799 | 9 | 21 | 43 |
All right, fine, just know that you made me do this. [starts touching Toby���s thighs]
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Andy
| false |
21,891 | 4 | 13 | 35 |
No.
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Phil
| false |
5,850 | 2 | 11 | 36 |
I'm in the brig. See? The boat's not as corporate-friendly as advertised. What was the deal with the guy jumping overboard? What was... if he had just waited and heard what I had to say, he would be motivated right now and not all wet.
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Michael
| false |
11,777 | 3 | 8 | 48 |
I understand. We're all friends.
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Michael
| false |
57,276 | 9 | 16 | 34 |
Oh hush. Loose braids reflect a loose character. Now stay still.
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Angela
| false |
51,549 | 8 | 20 | 16 |
Toots, we're not stopping this train, so get off the tracks.
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Phyllis
| false |
59,387 | 9 | 22 | 70 |
Here we go. [documentary starts with the first scene of ���Pilot���]
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Jim
| false |
59,415 | 9 | 23 | 3 |
Yeah. Yeah, I don���t think���
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Toby
| false |
42,490 | 7 | 13 | 43 |
[quietly] No, no, no.
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Michael
| false |
33,770 | 6 | 9 | 38 |
I already declared you, it was too dark to tell.
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Michael
| false |
2,220 | 2 | 1 | 50 |
I don't know, what?
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Jim
| false |
49,638 | 8 | 13 | 31 |
I will not, it's not-
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Angela
| false |
48,080 | 8 | 8 | 39 |
Oh-ho, I am in.
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Jim
| false |
16,499 | 3 | 23 | 11 |
Moon each other.
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Michael
| false |
36,910 | 6 | 19 | 50 |
Oh, please. I wish he'd come after me. I would be like-aaah!
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Dwight
| false |
2,353 | 2 | 1 | 77 |
Yes, it is true.
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Michael
| true |
55,757 | 9 | 11 | 19 |
His last girlfriend was a transvestite. I knew it right away. Adam���s apple like the prow of a ship, thumbs like a lowland gorilla. Ha, but this one couldn���t see it, or didn���t wanna see it.
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Dwight
| false |
26,591 | 5 | 12 | 18 |
Ladies, are we prepared to let the Kevins of the world decide anything for us? Anything at all? We don't even give him full internet access.
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Pam
| false |
58,608 | 9 | 21 | 24 |
Okay.
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Sensei
| false |
47,597 | 8 | 7 | 7 |
No we���re not.
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Phyllis
| false |
14,657 | 3 | 18 | 9 |
It was insane!
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Oscar
| false |
22,082 | 4 | 14 | 17 |
Would that be such a bad thing?
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Dwight
| false |
11,506 | 3 | 8 | 8 |
...before noon...
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Dwight
| false |
32,207 | 6 | 4 | 72 |
Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. What is the etiquette on taking the gifts? Can you only take your own back or is it a whatever you can carry type of thing?
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Meredith
| false |
20,985 | 4 | 10 | 35 |
There was a woman in your life who affected you very deeply, and she left before you could say good bye. I think you need to say good bye.
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Dwight
| false |
32,255 | 6 | 5 | 1 |
All right...
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Michael
| false |
30,709 | 5 | 26 | 33 |
Hey, people need volleyball now more than ever.
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Dwight
| false |
7,566 | 2 | 16 | 47 |
Not really, my fiance is out of town.
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Kevin
| true |
15,946 | 3 | 21 | 28 |
I'm unhappy when I'm with her.
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Michael
| false |
48,070 | 8 | 8 | 37 |
Your arm feels good on my back.
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Kevin
| false |
38,543 | 7 | 1 | 26 |
Yep. That's exactly what my first thought was. And then I remembered having a conversation with him where he was like, 'I don't own an Ebay store,' so...
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Jim
| false |
37,159 | 6 | 20 | 30 |
Humbly taking your hand upon which I kiss to show my contrition.
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Dwight
| false |
39,822 | 7 | 5 | 32 |
Oh, my gosh! We're almost out of time. How much for another half hour?
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Andy
| false |
51,348 | 8 | 19 | 39 |
But here's the thing about Tinkerbell, Jim. Everyone has to believe in her or she doesn't exist.
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Nellie
| false |
1,539 | 1 | 5 | 45 |
Forget it. It's just a dry erase board.
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Jim
| true |
37,490 | 6 | 21 | 42 |
Yeah.
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Erin
| false |
14,752 | 3 | 18 | 23 |
Yeah, he look like Hillary Clinton.
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Darryl
| false |
57,888 | 9 | 18 | 29 |
Well, I don't like giving him bad news.
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Oscar
| false |
47,365 | 8 | 6 | 30 |
I bet he went home.
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Pam
| false |
27,556 | 5 | 15 | 30 |
Mm, great cake.
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Dwight
| false |
37,373 | 6 | 21 | 29 |
We?'
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Dwight
| false |
21,919 | 4 | 13 | 42 |
Great. And uh, obviously looking for someone who knows Photoshop, and Dreamweaver. Uh, Corel Painter, Illustrator, AfterEffects, all the basics.
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Graphics guy
| false |
5,511 | 2 | 10 | 45 |
The deal is that this is my last hurrah, cause I made a New Year's resolution that I'm not going to drink anymore. During the week.
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Meredith
| false |
15,570 | 3 | 20 | 42 |
Cut. That was your best apology video ever.
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Pam
| false |
8,652 | 2 | 20 | 33 |
My father's name was Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name was Dwight Schrute. His father's name Dwide Schrude. Amish. I loved my father very much. Every morning he'd wake up at dawn and make us biscuits with gravy. When I was little my dad and I played a lot of games together. My dad cheated a lot but I never busted him on it. I would have, except I didn't know about it. He didn't tell me till years later. I was shocked when I found out.
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Dwight
| false |
6,143 | 2 | 12 | 17 |
Wow...
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Pam
| false |
2,910 | 2 | 3 | 33 |
[empties bowl of M&M's into his mouth]
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Kevin
| false |
22,166 | 4 | 14 | 27 |
All right, well it already went through, so...
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Jim
| false |
28,022 | 5 | 17 | 16 |
[same time as Dwight] No, I don't think I ever did. That was your idea Dwight.
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Michael
| false |
32,594 | 6 | 6 | 1 |
How was Puerto Rico? Was it so romantic?
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Kelly
| false |
18,022 | 4 | 2 | 59 |
We're gonna take what's rightfully ours! We're gonna take a stand, Dwight! We're gonna take a stand!
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Michael
| false |
43,392 | 7 | 17 | 14 |
[walking through the office, notices Andy with Erin's computer set up at his desk] What the heck! Why do you have Erin's computer!
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Pam
| false |
11,536 | 3 | 8 | 14 |
Really? That's so cool. I've always wanted to learn...
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Karen
| false |
41,295 | 7 | 10 | 30 |
Actually, we're in a mild recession right now. I'll give you that, but people use China as the boogie man for all their problems. In the nineteen eighties, it was Japan.
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Oscar
| false |
35,498 | 6 | 16 | 16 |
Alright.
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Jim
| false |
3,175 | 2 | 4 | 13 |
I'm okay!
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Kelly
| false |
32,240 | 6 | 5 | 1 |
Well the 'fun' is in it. [conference room group chimes agreement.]
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Toby
| false |
14,499 | 3 | 17 | 41 |
I so got you.
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Karen
| false |
39,799 | 7 | 5 | 31 |
Stay the same.
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All
| false |
28,186 | 5 | 18 | 1 |
And of course, classy.
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Jim
| false |
35,887 | 6 | 16 | 59 |
Thank you.
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Jim
| false |
54,352 | 9 | 6 | 35 |
Really?
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Andy
| false |
50,284 | 8 | 16 | 9 |
Theater.
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Jim
| false |
58,037 | 9 | 19 | 14 |
Well, we won���t be late. I love you, mom. Thanks.
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Pam
| false |
36,969 | 6 | 20 | 5 |
Hey, thanks.
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Pam
| false |
37,736 | 6 | 22 | 27 |
No. Except for the pendant that you bought me. Which I love.
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Pam
| false |
43,474 | 7 | 17 | 17 |
[looks at her knowingly] Pretty sneaky sis. [knocking on conference room door]
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Andy
| false |
27,458 | 5 | 15 | 19 |
No, no, I'm okay. I'm all right. [sighs heavily] Okay... okay.
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Michael
| false |
57,666 | 9 | 17 | 34 |
Nope. I did not see you either.
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Kevin
| false |
47,903 | 8 | 8 | 14 |
The fire pit is a no-brainer.
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Kevin
| false |
1,096 | 1 | 4 | 41 |
She's so old, she went into an antique store and they kept her.'
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Michael
| false |
19,874 | 4 | 6 | 47 |
Nnnno. Uh, turns out, it was just a really bad idea involving fire. But I think I fixed it.
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Jim
| false |
24,934 | 5 | 7 | 4 |
T minus...
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Kevin
| false |
16,554 | 3 | 23 | 18 |
No. And the sheets are made of fire.
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Dwight
| false |
4,070 | 2 | 6 | 24 |
No.
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Dwight
| false |
27,450 | 5 | 15 | 19 |
It's all connected. Shut up. [to A.J.] Does she ever mention 'Michael Scott?'
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Michael
| false |
5,183 | 2 | 9 | 40 |
Oh. You were forbidden.
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Michael
| true |
43,845 | 7 | 18 | 39 |
That marriage would be a sham.
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Michael
| false |
7,562 | 2 | 16 | 44 |
Michael's got a few tricks for Valentine's Day. He found a place where you can get 12 plastic roses for $10 and he's got a great line. 'Me so thorny.'
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Pam
| false |
31,364 | 6 | 2 | 32 |
What's happening to you Michael?
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Phyllis
| false |
30,661 | 5 | 26 | 27 |
Really, really funny.
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Toby
| false |
22,250 | 4 | 14 | 36 |
[knocks files off desk] Sorry.
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Phyllis
| false |
22,121 | 4 | 14 | 23 |
He's here on a special work program. He's slow, you know, in his brain.
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Dwight
| false |
36,838 | 6 | 19 | 41 |
Well, it just so happens that I am a manager too. And the way I manage people is that I touch their hearts and souls with humor, with love and maybe a dash of razzle-dazzle. And I don't see that from you.
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Michael
| false |
22,349 | 4 | 14 | 52 |
N-nothing you need to know the details of.
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Dwight
| false |
15,870 | 3 | 21 | 16 |
Malls are just awful and humiliating. They're just store after store of these horrible salespeople making a big fuss out of an adult shopping in a junior's section. There are petite adults who are sort of... smaller who need to wear... maybe a kids' size 10.
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Angela
| false |
54,317 | 9 | 6 | 31 |
Oscar, we're in the middle of talking.
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Kevin
| false |
33,788 | 6 | 9 | 42 |
Michael, can I... OK, I'm just going to skip right past the what and go with why.
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Jim
| false |
Subsets and Splits
Creed's Lines Sorted
Retrieves all lines spoken by Creed, ordered by season, episode, and scene, providing a basic sequence of his dialogues.