# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
from __future__ import unicode_literals
import random

def get_random_quote():
	quotes = [
		("Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.", "<NAME>"),
		("The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.", "<NAME>"),
		("I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.", "<NAME>"),
		("We know what we are, but know not what we may be.", "<NAME>"),
		("There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting.", "Buddha"),
		("Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.", "<NAME>"),
		("You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.", "<NAME>"),
		("Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.", "<NAME>"),
		("Quality is not an act, it is a habit.", "Aristotle"),
		("The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.", "Dr. Seuss"),
		("From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.", "Dr. Seuss"),
		("The secret of getting ahead is getting started.", "<NAME>"),
		("All generalizations are false, including this one.", "<NAME>"),
		("Don't let schooling interfere with your education.", "<NAME>"),
		("Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.", "<NAME>"),
		("It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.", "<NAME>"),
		("Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.", "<NAME>"),
		("There are lies, damned lies and statistics.", "<NAME>"),
		("Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.", "<NAME>"),
		("First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.", "<NAME>"),
		("There is more to life than increasing its speed.", "<NAME>"),
		("A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history.", "<NAME>"),
		("If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.", "<NAME>"),
		("Inspiration exists, but it has to find you working.", "<NAME>"),
		("The world’s first speeding ticket was given to a man going 4 times the speed limit! <NAME> was traveling at a breakneck 8 miles an hour in a 2mph zone, and was caught by a policeman on bicycle and fined one shilling!"),
	]

	return random.choice(quotes)

