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Another case was when my parents bought my adopted brother a better car than me.
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Seriously, this is some awful grade school animation. If it took two of them to do this then at least one of them must be mentally retarded.
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If you did this, make sure to reference Shitty_Watercolour as that would be plagiarism if you didn't.
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Good job, bundle of sticks! I hate how the karma thing works. I have 3773 link karma, but about 13400 comment karma. Only the link karma seems to show, making my comments useless.
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Fall asleep in the squat-rack then wake up naked sporting an erection and pissing wildly. Muscle confusion bro.
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Stephen Fry is the worst. He makes Adam Sandler look hilarious.
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http://i.imgur.com/bSw9y.jpg
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Those are called bitches. I've seen guys like him with much better looking girls. That was my point.
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It's not your speakers.
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"im going 2 fuck u in le 4$$ 2nite :^)" typical tryndamere reply to ashe
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>2000 YOU FUCKING WHAT >Yen Oh thank Christ. Obligatory holy shit my highest comment is this edit. 853 karma for this stupid fucking comment? Fuck you all.
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The fuck are you talking about? Guy, go back to pushing around new players at your local MTG nights, it doesn't work here.
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Server interaction level: [Moss](http://i.imgur.com/oja4b.jpg)
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Wow so edgy and totally original....
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You fapped to that?? Dude...
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what do you think moron? i am vegan. did you not read that before you let your infantile pun loose on the internet?
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event. From https://www.reddit.com/r/AntiJokes/comments/1lzkuu/a_dyslexic_man_walked_into_a_bra/
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Yeah, your hatred is well placed
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1. My head is directly under the shower so I'm holding my breath. 2. Concentrating on holding her up in the right position. 3. Forget to breath. 4. Begin to faint 5. ??? 6. It wasn't a success.
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yes, 6 small meals a day is better for metabolism than 3 regular meals. look it up.
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It wasn't *just* common sense. It was common sense backed by personal experience and a reputation that is politically challenging to assail wearing a suit and speaking with an obviously informed cadence. That's much more valuable than common sense alone.
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Sorry i was about to edit that out. However [you might be interested in knowing it really is her](http://www.reddit.com/r/TheoryOfReddit/comments/1252oa/how_can_one_reconcile_the_no_doxxing_rule_of/c6semju) since some of your people didn't believe it in the face of looking at her posting history. Your people are kind of clueless.
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Well I do have an i5 4690k @4.4GHz with 2 way SLI ASUS GTX 770s 2GB. It makes the ladies swoon
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Except that all of this is made-up bullshit and what his girlfriend *really* was was a compulsive liar and what *he* really was was enough of an idiot to go along with it. Durrrrr.
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kind of like what you see when a woman and her female friends bring their male SOs together, expecting them to hang out and pretend like they aren't grown ass men set up on a play-date.
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Women have always been and always will be children. On their best day, they are the oldest teenager in the room.
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science not responsible for penis drool
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upvoted you downvoted him -pats your back-
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Two weeks from now. "What's the weirdest thing to happen to you in school?" "There I was, taking a shit..."
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**FUCK APPlE** LMAO AT ALL YOU LAME HIPSTERS THAT BOUGHT LAME CRAPPLE SHAT. APPFAIL IS GIVING AWAY FREE APPSHIT JUST SO YOU FA^S KEEP FALLING FOR THEIR SHINY EXPENSIVE FAIL FONES. ANDROID IS COMING UP ON YOUR REAR BOIS. GET READY TO PUCKER....
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OP lives in a van down by the river.
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Yes I have seen his skateboarding, he's actually pretty good. That's coming from someone that's actually been skating for years. Don't hate on lil wayne, he was one of the hot boyz, that's just disrespectful, you dont even know wassup. p.s. YOU NEED A HOT GIRL!
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They were all white guys though unless it was a honky splinter cell of MS-13.
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Let me guess you want some links eh? oh yeah give me them slaps i like it!
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Says the guy who defected to the USSR in 1959...
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it seriously tarnished my opinion of Scarlett Johansson.
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And then calculated the areas of said circles.
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It means you're an American cunt who doesn't understand what I'm saying, fucking twat.
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Can't it just be a vote *for* boobs? You shouldn't vote for something just to spite the other.
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i just sent him a nice little fuck you
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It's spelled 'oriental'.
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Compare it to a standup comedia making the same joke over and over again. You might still chuckle after the 10th time, but you wish they'd final do something new instead of overusing that one popular joke. EDIT: At one point, every meme overstay its welcome.
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I imagine him screaming fucking FBI instead of LAG on servers.
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Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
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>I can give you a piggy back ride into your candle lit apple and cinnamon scented room and not understand what the fuck happened until 3 months later. Spot on.
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/r/lesecretsubreddit http://i.imgur.com/GoEPkF3.jpg
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> He's laughing hysterically and says he's done this 2 other times Um, this isn't so much a red flag as it is a huge neon billboard saying **GET THE FUCK OUT NOW ARE YOU WAITING FOR MORE OF AN INVITATION??**
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Whether its intentional or not is irrelevant because he is passing forward to the goal keeper.
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You believe? What, you don't remember? Here, smell this.
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Awesome yes, BUT NOT CONTAGIOUS FOR FUCKING DRAGONS. Jesus god you people are dumber than George Goddamn Bush Junior during his first term! THEY'RE A CURSE ON THE RACES OF HUMANITY -BLACK SOULS-
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Microwaved socks: 3/10 Microwaved socks with rice: 5/10
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I did nazi that coming
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For how much though? There isn't a market for weak babies!
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I get that they were arrogant dicks but is getting the police/state involved really the best response? You could have ruined all of their lives and at the least the driver would be doing time for possession and DUI if your "tip" was moved on by the police. Imo getting police involved is vindictive.
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Please use this novelty account well.
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Wow, you sound like one of those people who try to "fix" gay people of their sexuality. Do you think it is something you can just talk away?
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My father's son once read his wikipedia entry.
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I, don't understand, why people, use commas inappropriately.
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I slipped and my luggage flung open, people applauded me too. feelsgoodman.jpg
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All I can do friend is show you a picture of what model the gun is. http://picturearchive.gunauction.com/8301012044/8441523/e37d571a24c08cd572383aa6e9da8987.jpg My gun has been refurbished so it can fire.
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You shower with your colleagues?
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wow u know the scrim habits of every korean team! incredible! Do u own kespa?
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with Scooby snacks, *ZOINKS*
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We enforce the law, we are the law.
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Aaaand i'm having an anxiety attack
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Don't take the vaccine: http://www.silverbearcafe.com/private/04.09/swineflu.html http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2199764/posts you've been warned
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That typo is awesome. Don't change it. Actually, I'll just quote it so it will live on forever. "If I remember correctly, the chance of an hiv positive woman giving bitches to an hiv positive child without drugs is only something like 1/4." - twistedfork June 11, 2012
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Does it though? Anyway setting aside my poor choice in title, can't we just all marvel at how something as seemingly simple as water can do such a complex little dance.
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Are you both attractive? Because that's hot and turns all of us on (even the ones that won't admit it). If you're ugly then nevermind.
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This is really your home? Take a pic of urself beside the mustang.
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I love how you went to the effort to reupload it so it wouldn't be caught by RES.
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I don't remember that being a rule, however still a very good point
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I think that actually started on social media that's why Edit: holy fuck, yes I know reddit is social media, you know what the fuck I mean
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I have to disagree. As spectator I think perfect would be to have all maps as balanced as possible. It would be so intense to watch every round of every match, when both sides have equal chance to win. As a player, map that gives advantage to other team by visibility feels so unfair.
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I kept trying to drink milk (I'm lactose intolerant) for this very reason =( grew up to be a towering 5'2. yipeeeee
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Not a child, teenager. That's a difference.
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It might help to stop teaching girls that they're a whore if they ever have sex and to stop teaching boys that they're a loser if they don't have sex.
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That's the answer. Retaliation with violence.... /end sarcasm
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I figure the first minute or two are with OP. The rest is Wife on her vibrating pogo stick.
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I seriously doubt BB King was opening for SRV. You sure it wasn't a shared bill or a festival scenario?
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Someone should make it about a guy named Ryan.
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In the latter years they were the most average champions i've ever seen. Limping over the finish line with 1-0 last min away wins. So yes, underserving.
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>Women are allowed to have sex with whoever they want Except children.
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Our thinking was ostensibly that anyone who valued fashion that much needed to be reminded of the transience of material things. We were douchily high minded about it, being in high-school and all. When they started busing in "gangstas" to our little school they immediately responded with violence. Eventually they got tired of getting their asses kicked and started bringing weapons.
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The first sentence wasn't actually plagiarized, it was just pure chance that someone else had written the same thing.
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http://i.imgur.com/WjQqf.jpg Maybe NSFW
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I now have an irrational fear of my aorta detaching from my heart, thank you.
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"Who are you? You are nobody. Don't be an egotistical dick, and don't tell others what to do." Or don't. Whatever's fine with me.
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As a woman, this would probably be the best thing to ever happen.
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I have no clue why you're being downvoted. That's BS.
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I fucking **live** for those moments.
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They're the ones insisting that every other college man has raped at least 5 women. I don't see physicists doing that.
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As an Aussie I've been doing this forever. We regularly wear thongs and it's much easier to just kick them off and drive barefoot than to fuck around driving in thongs.
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hahahaha!!! (3rd times a charm!)
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I notice you don't mention owning a cat. Where the hell do these things come from?
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Wowwwwww, lollll. Direct hate on Kim AND CoD, didn't know he's allowed to do that, but I like it.
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I introduce my wife as "my first wife".
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Do you honestly think that needed a spoilertag?
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Cunt - Cunt + Cunt = Cunt Cunt + Cunt + Cunt = Cunt. Yupp. Works.
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