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I'm 33 and this doesn't work anymore. :( | {
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Haha. Upvote for hamplanet. | {
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I think it's accurate, relatively speaking, for I once rubbed my own moustache off from sidling up to a Tom Sizemore lit fart. While urinating on an Amy Grant cassette. | {
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Yeah, isn't it great of them to focus on micro transactions rather than pushing actual content?
This is obviously an attempt to 'collaborate' the community a little and hope to pump out more from Steam workshop sales.
EDIT: shit i forgot I was on Reddit, where you suck gabes dick or face the consequences. | {
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Good job using those eye thingies. | {
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>Bad people deserve to be called out.
OK then, get out. I don't see any reason you should remain here if you do not understand the purpose of the subreddit or think it's ok to show up someplace and harass the moderators. Not to mention your flagrant violation of rule 2 there. | {
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To be fair, you don't bring much to the table. | {
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Your exclamation is sickening, nothing about this case or any cases regarding rape are "Very good!". Your gender stereotyping is also ridiculous, lying is not native to just women, men are quite capable of it too.
Edit: 100 downvotes for saying that nothing about rape is good. Only on Reddit of course. | {
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She blinks when you do. | {
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you certainly don't, because you're with a big group of people who get their views and opinions from(or reinforced by) vegas magicians, so you're super happy and confident in yourself, congratulations on being dumb. | {
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"Do you know Obama?"
"I am Obama."
"... really?"
"Of course not! Can't you tell the difference? I expect better from you, Jackie Chan."
"I'm not Jackie Chan."
"... whoops." | {
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well he sure did quiet you down. you only posted like five messages in this thread (so far).
did you ever consider that every time you post, you may reset the countdown timer on removal of your page? like maybe if you did shut the fuck up and apologize for your behavior, it would eventually come down? | {
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Crinkling intensifies | {
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OH SHI- i lol'd, upvote for you lol | {
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Certified gay man here: I've had gay sex that was less gay than that idea. | {
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Or you could get good taste in music and not buy Fall Out Boy?
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I will say one thing about the picky pizza people: You get it right for them, you become their new best friend. And it kinda feels good. | {
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man, i feel very sorry for him and his family.
but the truth is, he died for nothing. it was senseless. he shouldn't have gone to war, it was a pointless war and a pointless death.
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I think he brings a brilliant message, especially to young people; you often fail on the path to success. He's broadcasting, very publicly, the failures of this endeavour, embracing them and making them part of the process. | {
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Really? Even after reading the title of the video? So which is it? Are you lying that you did not expect the ending for karma, or are you that oblivious? | {
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Do you not get morning mouth? I can't imagine having that all day!
Edit: I am getting a lot of replies claiming they remedy this with coffee or tea...no you don't. You are likely making it worse. People must be leaning away from you all day. | {
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Downtown New York? New York is a state. Do you mean downtown Manhattan/Bronx/Queens/Brooklyn? | {
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He's the Adam Sandler of non Adam Sandler movies. | {
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Wow. The Obama defense brigade is in full force. Posted 8 minutes ago and I already have -9. | {
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It's one-way glass obviously. | {
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Thank you for agreeing in the most hostile way you could muster. | {
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i can taste it. the spring water.
it's good | {
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Okay, I'm somewhat familiar with Crohn's...that's completely different, to me at least. Valid point of comparison.
My understanding of IBS, however, is that it's just stress-related discomfort in the bowels--which would be pretty absurd to compare to pancreatic cancer. | {
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Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. | {
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This doesn't jive with my inner dude logic. Every day may be a bit much but once every two weeks means something is wrong with that guy. Check his browser for gay porn. | {
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No one suspects Jesus to be under the giant Buddha statue. | {
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I was hoping someone would tell them to shut the fuck up.
It's Jenga, you didn't win the lottery. Chill with the orgasm. | {
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it would be really hard to be a straight male yoga instructor and not have a permanent boner. | {
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I thought it was pretty funny.
Edit: Yes, Downvote me for having an opinion. Keep on downvoting me. You guys apparently like to. Lets see how low i can get. If i get -5000 i will post a video of me eating poop. | {
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Too bad they don't fire people for putting too much lettuce.
edit: Sweet lettuce I hit the hive mind. | {
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Out of all the African countries, would you say the Congolese take the cake? | {
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Maybe he was big on Feng Shui. | {
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so what. If that's how the community wants to be, let them. | {
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I identify sexually as an apache attack helicopter. | {
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> She died today
Lolz. I guess your shaving your head accomplished a whole lot of nothing then. | {
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Ahaha... I can just see you telling everyone you know tonight "I corrected the president on his grammar today." | {
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He has *never* posted in here before. His post should be disregarded, especially since he essentially came here for the sole purpose of attacking a mod. | {
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That last line is fucking legit. | {
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Lololol tmi
Ayyy negative hundreds. This should get me a reddit medal. | {
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I bet op feels like a dumbass now | {
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They never spoke of it, but the many years she spent in mental institutions later in life went someway to explaining it. | {
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That's the only thing about being a slave. | {
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Uuuuum, it used to be my planet, but then I took an arrow to the knee. :(
*edit: stop downvoting me it's a funny joke from skyrim. If you don't no what that is look it up on google you will see it's pretty funny.* | {
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OP: So doc, where do I put my pants?
Doc: Right over there next to mine.
Edit: There be gold in them hills! Thanks kind stranger! | {
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Used **le** same move twice. Love it. | {
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So what have you done with the other 98 condoms? | {
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So glad your kid is dead faggot, knowing your queer spawn will never taint this world helps me sleep better at night. | {
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Despite your warning I feel the need to try this now. | {
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It's like he's trying to win a decathlon of life fucked-upness. | {
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I haven't had a lot of that, but probably Ms. USA Carrie Prejean. She said I was inappropriate and pulled off her microphone. I asked her why she agreed to settle her lawsuit and I guess she didn't like that. It still boggles my mind why she would consider such a basic question inappropriate. I still think it was relevant and a good question. | {
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I'm sure he thinks about some of my friends in a similar way, guys are even more evolutionary disadvantaged when it comes to monogamy and maintaining it. | {
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One time I had just finished making chocolate milk and was still standing in the kitchen when I started to wonder what time it was.
Instead of glancing at the microwave less than a foot from me, I decided to check my watch, and proceeded to just dump all of my chocolate milk.
I've never worn a wristwatch in my life. I don't know why I thought I had one on. | {
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Well based on the fact you're lying to her already, I hope she says no. | {
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weird, I taste semen. | {
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**FUCK YOU SQUARE ENIX!!**. You slanteyes make shit for games, and then fuck US over so you can PRETEND to be charitable. Sorry assholes. Get yourself some lawyers and prepare for the coming payouts to your customers. Never trust anyone willing to do Pearl Harbor. Never forget. | {
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That's because white men can't jump. | {
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No "directed by M. Night Shamylananananer comment on this?
Reddit, I am disappoint.. | {
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"Given enough time, hydrogen starts to wonder where it came from, and where it is going."
-Hydrogen | {
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An adult who basically says "fuck you call the cops, we won't stop obstructing the public sidewalk" | {
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But without having to move your hands | {
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The holocaust was terrible.
Edit: Really, I'm getting downvoted for this?
Edit 2: I guess I found the scum of Reddit.
Edit 3: I'm just shocked so many people support the holocaust. | {
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bullshit. There is no way an adult would actually believe that there is a toilet smasher running around committing breaking and entering just to smash a toilet. | {
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Is it just me or has reddit just gone full retard? Second line of my comment, READ IT. You're acting like a total jerk if you're THAT lazy. Now go back to your miserable life and think about what you did wrong. | {
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It isn't all about the pictures. The main goal for the terrorists is to divide muslims and non-muslims in Europe so the muslims will feel more alienated here and are attracted to the fight in Syria and Iraq. More people for them to fight the jihad.
(Spread hatred and create a following, like /u/slonghair_dontcare below says.) | {
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Omg her name is cow... are you fat? Fat people tend to have sweatier areas so maybe thats why u have stank puss. | {
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Breaking News: Elderly couple found dead, VHS tape archive missing, Lemon Stealing Whore suspected | {
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It's kind of borderline abusive to encourage television addiction. Borderline. Anyway, this guy presented a lot of peer reviewed research and as much as parenting is an individual journey I think it's okay to present actual information as such. | {
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You mean the Master of Mesopotamia | {
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I LOL'd when I saw it. There are a lot of 1%ers who worked in the finance companies of the WTC. These 1%ers voted for Bush and Bush's middle east policies were a big reason we were attacked.
What goes around comes around.
Funny how people love videos of bullies getting their ass beat... unless their country is the bully. | {
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The other companies "almost" tried landing | {
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THERE IS A PAINTED STRIPE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GLASS AT CHIN LEVEL.
He's an idiot, your friend is an idiot, and so are you, SHOVE YOUR DOWNVOTE UP YOUR ASS and go rape a goat, you fucked-up shitstick.
Edit: "Reddit - Where it's okay to be wrong, because you can still downvote the other person like a petulant child!" | {
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This is what I do. Not a good paying job, but it feels good to help these people, even if they don't realize that you're helping them. It does make me want to never end up like them.
Edit: I got gold. DOUBLE Gold! Thank you, anonymous magicians of glory. And thank you to everyone for your wonderful replies. | {
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I thought of the same thing, and seeing that it only netted you 5 points, I don't feel like it's worth typing anyway. | {
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Did you know photons have mass??
I didn't even know they were Catholic. | {
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That "guy" has some nice titts huh? | {
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What the hell are you talking about? | {
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Don't post your life story on anonymous websites, if you want only good comments.
Common sense, motherfucker, do you use it? | {
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Havent you heard of premature-ejacucannon? | {
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Reeks of bluepill desperation. Men can be truly great. Men can also be truly great at shooting themselves in the foot. | {
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Damn son I hope you went to business school | {
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The tooth gap really ties the ugly together. | {
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And it becomes yellow when we pee it out | {
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holy shit...this is freaky....me too!!! o_O_O_o_O_o_O | {
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Well technically it would cure your AIDS. Unfortunately it would also cure you of life.
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first of all .. this is bullshit, SHE IS FEMALE. the controversy about her being a male is from a rumor in the Forbes Magazine in 2001 ... OP : GET YOUR FACT RIGHT THE NEXT TIME U SAY SOMETHING TO REDDIT PLEASE..
**upvote pls for visibility so people don't get scammed** | {
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Dude, you better have bought that guy so many rounds. Jesus christ, that's the most bromantic thing I've ever heard. | {
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I'm pretty relaxed. I just thought it was humorous. | {
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Well... I should have prepared for this thread. | {
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While our options for planets to live on are a bit limited at the moment, I fixed the part about coexisting in the same subreddit :) | {
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This is Jordan Schlansky, one of Conans producers. He is always in sketches with him being super over the top pretentious about everything. | {
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please, /r/pokemon is all reposts and none of you hate it. | {
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When giving a handy my ex would always say "ugh, are you almost there?" instant buzzkill.
Edit: Y'all give some weird responses. Goddamn. Plus, I never thought this would be one of my top comments. | {
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*Congratulations bro, I'm a lesbian. Come home with me and my friend and you can watch.*
THAT should cover it. | {
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Except OP is going to think I'm an asshole if I sneeze wrong. | {
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Definitely not have you ever played football in your life? That's a great hit, in fact that's what your taught to do | {
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