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So that salty people can feel better | {
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Actually, I don't care. | {
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"Ok, you need to 'unplug the router you fucking mongoloid' sir"
Obvious edit: Gold cherry has been popped! Thanks, anon. | {
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No tip.
Ah, who am I kidding, I never tip. | {
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Many Jimmies will surely be Russelled. | {
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a rational officer would
speak, move over, stop him from entering, remove his car keys, explain the situation
I mean those are all rational thoughts, but what happened with the cop? Why didn't he do any of those? Could he have been in the wrong???? I mean why wouldn't the cop explain himself, every other cop i've met does. | {
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No wonder she got a bullet to her head. Extremist ideas can never survive a rainfall discussion. They can only exist by suppressing dissent. That's what all this shit is about.
Edit: damn extremists! Can't even talk about the weather these days without them shooting people! But maybe I should proofread my posts more carefully. | {
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Well, to be fair I'm not trying to apologize. I thought this would be the best title, and I decided to make a joke in the comments. Because the picture wasn't original, the hivekind starts downvoting completely unrelated posts; in my opinion, that's just sad.
So no, I didn't save 29 cents, but at least I've given two of mine now. | {
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Tahiti, it's a magical place. | {
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"George Bush doesn't care about Black people."
Edit for the reference: [Kanye West during a Hurricane Katrina fundraiser](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pVTrnxCZaQ#t=89)
Edit 2: [anddddd I'm literally Harden.](http://i.imgur.com/mToMWpV.gif) | {
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The only thing worse than showing it is not showing it. Fuck off most western media outlets. | {
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You get the community you deserve. Reddit is based on users vetting posts. Nobody does that in /r/gaming. So you get what you have now. | {
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Follow a psychopath around who sometimes stops time and eats fifty wheels of cheese in a hundredth of a second before shouting a pensioner off the peak of the tallest mountain on the continent, while a farmer boxes a dragon into submission in the background. Oh, and you're carrying two hundred pounds worth of dull iron daggers and you have to run everywhere. | {
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Destiny makes the money because there is a legion of teenagers who will advertise any sort of garbage he produces. | {
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Now I gotta watch Wolf of Wallstreet again. | {
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hahahahahahahahahahaha | {
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very bitch
such unhappy
much cunt
wow | {
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You really thought they had marked ramps for wheelchairs during the Spanish inquisitions?
Source : once again, the us education system has failed. | {
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I will send you 5 US dollars via Paypal immediately if you produce me a video of you shitting your pants.
I'm deadly serious. | {
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"I degrade myself to the extreme and disappoint my parents who failed to give me any guidance"
EDIT: damn I can't believe my highest rated comment is about porn lol | {
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Same!
High Five!
I did go to an all boys boarding school though... | {
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It's been dealt with let's move on. | {
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Dude was trying to order a pizza, Domino's wasn't taking any shit that day. | {
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Saving Private Ryan, Godfather Part I and II, Titanic, Star Wars, Good Will Hunting, Avatar, The Dark Knight, Schindler's List, The Good, the Bad and Ugly.....argument valid. | {
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Not to be confused with an Amazon prime member | {
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Yeah the guy named flap jack storm is the last person to be buff. And besides if that indeed did work for u somefuckinghow, you would just use a back scrubber with a handle. Cuz the circumference of a stick point would take eternitys for a body builder. | {
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Maybe the fertility problem you're having with your wife is because you wear a condom at all times? I think I read somewhere that condoms can reduce the probability of pregnancy. | {
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Hey remember that kid who repeatedly sodomized the family dog with a hairbrush? | {
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> It took me about 15 minutes to do though
Son, that's just playin' with your ass. | {
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Yeap. Doesn't make her a scumbag. Its fuked up but nothings says she has to. | {
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Hopefully in less than 50 years | {
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Then tell me, what makes me so different from your "wonderful wife?"
What makes me different? | {
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My favorite thing about geese is that they insist upon travelling in packs, even though by all accounts they cannot fucking stand each other. Twenty-five geese swimming around in a lake squawking and pecking at each other's necks is one of the dumbest things I've ever witnessed in the animal kingdom. | {
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Even more not necessary was you saying that it wasn't necessary and then me telling you that. SMH | {
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Wooow, if there was a fire drill at my work that I knew wasn't scheduled I would assume it was a real fire and get the kids out. That's crazy! | {
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wHaT a TwIsT, mY gOoD mAn. | {
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This must be the same place with the condoms behind the register. | {
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I was wrong indeed. Sorry.
And thank you for the downvotes faggs | {
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No I can't. Frankly I'm not even sure I how I would go about trying. | {
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Please explain, what would crosses or religion have anything to do with how he looks? | {
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Finally, a serious answer. | {
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Well, I for one think it's nice that pedophiles can get some relief without CP or having to victimize someone. | {
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He always brings his eleven foot pole. | {
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Comments like this.
That is why you will forever be wrong. | {
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Does that even matter? She wanted to, she made plans to and damn near did it. That would be enough for me to end it. | {
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I used to think that thumbnails are better then the full size, but then I took an arrow to the knee! | {
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Growing up my mom used to tell me of a homeless guy she knew of that would go into the local McDonalds and get a free cup of hot water. Then proceeded to add ketchup, salt and pepper to make himself a hobo tomato soup.
Edit: apparently a lot of people know about hobo tomato soup. Thanks for all the responses, you've given me something to do at work today. | {
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AGAHAHAJAHAVDKABAGABBAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! yeah real funny! Fuck you! And fuck your three character username! | {
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Bruce: "You...you knew this. Lucius. You knew I was Batman."
Lucius: "HOLY SHIT! YOU'RE BRUCE WAYNE!" | {
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We all agree, but only you needed to throw in the NSFW language...
Seems foolish no offence.
Edit: wow your maturity is really showing. Is this /r/teenagers?
Edit: seriously this is rediculous. I stand by my opinions so no, I won't delete this comment. I want it to stand as testament to how childish all of you are. Seriously fighting for freedom of speech here by being babies. Way to be. | {
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looking for buttsex, apparently | {
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hahaha oh man how do you stay so current with cliche jokes from 1997? | {
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Step 1: buy wood
Step 2: buy chisel
Step 3: carve away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
Edit: Well this escalated quickly. Thanks for the upvotes. It made my night. | {
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I agree. It only takes SEVEN HAND-PICKED PICTURES to let me know that this guy was definitely not a pedophile or a jerk, but totally awesome.
I mean, if seven pictures can't tell you everything there is to know about a person, then what can? Eight? Don't be fucking retarded. | {
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You shut your whore mouth | {
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No, no it doesn't lol. | {
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Just to be clear, we can sign up, get the vintage skittles, then quit immediately right? You know, playing you all for chumps?
That's correct, soldier. Unless, of course, war were declared.
*whoop whoop whoop*
What's that noise?
...War were declared. | {
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edit: This is me starting my karma suicide. | {
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Settle down, Casanova. | {
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I believe they're snowflakes, dipshit. | {
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theres not human urine & feces all over the ground in our world
Edit: Fuck your gold i want drugs, my bitcoin address is 1MySL9zbsVnLjbphSV7T4mCTGeXunFXAw | {
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Typical mangry dickhead - all misogyny and no sense. Not all the slurs in the world will change the fact that *it's shallow and disgusting to rate women by boob size*, arseface. I know logic is kinda hard when you have a penis but try.
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Your racism is noted. It's people like you that cause division based on colour. Your comment offends me and should be taken down. | {
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I may get downvoted for this, but can I ask why this is the top comment? It has no relevance to the post. Maybe I'm missing something. Inb4 *Whoosh* etc
Meanwhile, as a **Reddit Gold User** I am downvoting this comment as it is far beneath the standards I expect :-) | {
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What if I can promise that you will never have sex for the first time ever again! | {
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as far as wives go thats pretty decent! | {
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Someone seriously called the sheriff on you guys because some teenager had his moment of nudist bravado while taking a leak? "Run, run, he has a penis!" -"Put your hands behind your back! No, cover yourself! With your hands behind your back!"
Props though for you getaway, that's some Snake Plissken shit. | {
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And that cute cat chewing on the wires. Sadly that's how my cat Purrty died when I was working. Came back to see him dead stuck to a live wire he had chewed through. Sometimes I cry when I imgine his final seconds alone. | {
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Only one way to be sure and it's going to involve getting her good and wet. | {
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Yes. They all come out bald. How do people not know this shit? It's basic fucking anatomy and physiology. | {
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Yup. Just like my father, and his father before him.
Edit: We're a close family guys, get over it!
Super Edit: dis me coment with most enternet points. | {
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Uhg no no planking
Edit: hey I just noticed its my cake day | {
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WHAT. I always thought there was a dude called Ray Ban that created the brand and named it after himself. Like "Ray Ban's sunglasses" that eventually just got shortened to "Ray-bans" | {
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First I laughed at your comment. Then I laughed at your username. Upvote. | {
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This is exactly what I was thinking. I would barricade all doors and windows and hope to be able to keep my kids safe for the next 24 hours. I would also cancel all my credit cards and ask the bank not to allow any transactions from my accounts for the next 24 hours. | {
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I'm pretty sure, "it's all good, though. No harm done." is an apology.. | {
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did not expect cyborg parents | {
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Van Gaal won't care, because he knows he is right, Welbeck knows too. All the supporters will care though.
Edit: 4 goals in 17 games. It wasn't exactly a Pogba-esque decision. | {
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“Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.” - Rorschach, The Watchmen. | {
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No guy ever got punched and didn't fall down? Riight. | {
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golfwang_ Confidence McRapesalot | {
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I agreed with everything she said. Hopefully, she can inspire females and males alike to make a stand against the oppression. | {
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You took faking sick to a whole new level | {
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>/4/gifs seems infested with young teenagers for some reason
>I have touched plenty of boobs
Thanks for proving my point. | {
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And for christ's sake, stop eating her cookies. | {
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Logged in just to up-vote this. | {
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There's a great documentary on this. I believe it's called the Rugrats. | {
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None of that shit was funny. This stops here, faggots. | {
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Don't worry, the French hate Parisians even more | {
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Or, you know, regulators evaluated the deal on its merits and didn't see a compelling reason to block it. | {
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So $400 might get a 1/4-20 screw and maybe a washer. | {
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Mom died of breast cancer two years ago. So you are correct. | {
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get yourself to the hospital. Vomit that looks like coffee grounds is a sign of internal bleeding. GO NOW!! | {
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Reminds me of [this](http://images.wikia.com/metalocalypse/images/0/03/Dick_Knubbler.png) | {
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Looks like you will be living in your new Jaguar now back to work! | {
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I mean, come on, I'm sure you didn't mean it like that, but your comment sounds an awful lot like "She probably wanted it deep down". | {
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*TWIST*
They were **your** wife and daughter the whole time.
Directed by M Night Shamamalamadingdong | {
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I hope this comment is in the triple digits within the next hour. | {
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Rise up, Luigis of the world! | {
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For him, but what about the american that just lost a job to this guy who scammed the system. I weep for what has become of my country. | {
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