Does SQL Server read all of a COALESCE function even if the first argument is not NULL? I'm using a T-SQL COALESCE function where the first argument will not be null on about 95% of the times it is ran. If the first argument is NULL, the second argument is quite a lengthy process:

SELECT COALESCE(c.FirstName
                ,(SELECT TOP 1 b.FirstName
                  FROM TableA a 
                  JOIN TableB b ON .....)
                )


If, for example, c.FirstName = 'John', would SQL Server still run the sub-query?

I know with the VB.NET IIF() function, if the second argument is True, the code still reads the third argument (even though it won't be used).
Nope.  Here's a simple test:

SELECT COALESCE(1, (SELECT 1/0)) -- runs fine
SELECT COALESCE(NULL, (SELECT 1/0)) -- throws error


If the second condition is evaluated, an exception is thrown for divide-by-zero.

Per the MSDN Documentation this is related to how COALESCE is viewed by the interpreter - it's just an easy way to write a CASE statement.  

CASE is well known to be one of the only functions in SQL Server that (mostly) reliably short circuits.

There are some exceptions when comparing to scalar variables and aggregations as shown by Aaron Bertrand in another answer here (and this would apply both to CASE and COALESCE):

DECLARE @i INT = 1;
SELECT CASE WHEN @i = 1 THEN 1 ELSE MIN(1/0) END;


will generate a division by zero error.

This should be considered a bug, and as a rule COALESCE will parse from left to right.