I need a non-sexist, non-sexualized aternative instead of "Calm your tits."

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Clarification: The question comes from the parent of a **pre-teen** with **Tourette Syndrome**. The parent (me) needs some alternatives that will appeal to said pre-teen, but which will be less offensive to the parent, in the style of *habit reversal*.

The alternative should not be gender specific.

It needs to be something that a 12yo would find at least slightly funny.

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Update: "Don't get droopy, Snoopy," is working pretty well as a transition phrase.