How do I construct a conditional statement based on the hostname of the compiling computer in LaTeX? For example:

```
\ifhostname{mymachine}
  \dostuff
\else
  \dootherstuff
\fi

```

Why: I am working with a collaborator on a document that has dependencies on a couple files that are located in different places. I would like the document to automagically detect who is compiling it and use the appropriate file locations.