Contrary to the popular code-golf challenges which demonstrate the genius of many regulars here, I'd like to see that genius illustrated in an antithetical fashion.

The challenge is to successfully perform "Hello World" with special focus on over-complicating matters. Not verbosity, not obscurity, just pure sloppiness/over-complication.

**Think of [The Daily WTF](http://thedailywtf.com/) as inspiration.**

```
function mb2($o){return (int)($o*2);}
$alphabet = str_split("abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz");
$alphabet[] = " ";
$output = "";
for ($i = 0; $i <= 10; $i++)
  switch (mb2($i*.5)) {
    case  0: $output = $output . $alphabet[07]; break;
    case  1: $output = $output . $alphabet[04]; break;
    case  2: $output = $output . $alphabet[11]; break;
    case  3: $output = $output . $alphabet[11]; break;
    case  4: $output = $output . $alphabet[14]; break;
    case  5: $output = $output . array_pop($alphabet); break;
    case  6: $output = $output . $alphabet[22]; break;
    case  7: $output = $output . $alphabet[14]; break;
    case  8: $output = $output . $alphabet[17]; break;
    case  9: $output = $output . $alphabet[11]; break;
    case 10: $output = $output . $alphabet[03]; break;
  }

print $output; // hello world

```