A supreme god has decided that reality has some serious faults. Supply lines are moving too slowly, technology has stagnated, and disasters threaten the planet's future structure. As such, they intend to introduce several patches to reality updating humans, the way biology and physics works, and lots of stuff.

They want to inform humans of this so that they can be prepared, offer respecs to people whose current builds might be negatively impacted by the patch. They also don't want to cause widespread panic or devastation or damage to society from things like having patch notes pop up in front of drivers so that they crash their cars.

How can they best give people patch notes without causing widespread disruption and death?