Recently, we got a question asking about [How to dispose of dead body quickly?](https://lifehacks.stackexchange.com/questions/1831/how-to-dispose-of-dead-body-quickly)1

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> I am on the run from the police in my home town of Springhurst, and I need to get rid of the bodies. I only have one, and I won't kill anyone else later on so it doesn't need to be a repeatable method. I don't want to burry it - someone I knew did that and they went to prison.
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Now this is of course off topic as it is against the SE terms of use.

However, this site, being quite different from others, will need a clause in the asking section *and* the answering section.

With that in mind, what are some suggestions on how to word this for both of the question and answer sections?