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@kalmarmar I couldn't sleep last night either chica...having really bad migrane right now
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ok i seriously want some awesome water guns! lol lil kids*aiden* get all the cool toys! lol
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nothing special on my bday
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@kriskendal it's so confusing for your mouth
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@cussbunny it worked a hour ago. not sure not. maybe blocked again
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wishing i was somewhere else!
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wake'n up...wondering if any of my dallad friends wana go to cheddars today? sho miss my bff living here
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had an amazing day yesterday...I touched Shia LeBeouf's hand
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Wow, so Bill Watterson is one of those reclusive celebrities.. I wonder when we're going to hear about Calvin and Hobbes again?
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Waiting for the new season of LIPSTICK JUNGLE and FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS. What take 'em soooo long?
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Waitin' for my baby to get home so I can talk to her. /sadface
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Uhhh... The left side of my face doesn't stop twitching
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I think my boyfriend is planning on leaving me for a pair of face cards
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another day at home while sara recovers from surgery. AK's kindergarten graduation tonight.
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@_tomFOOLERY
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Back at home after a long weekend in TX. It's just as hot here as there
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@Oprah Miss you, no twitter
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is home && tired x
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Long day. Looking forward to sleeping and having the fighting go on pause mode.
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@GlennaBean You don't love me anymore! It's allll good. =P
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@AngellConwell where u watching the game today good game
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I WANT MY PICTURE WITH TEH JONAS , I CRY
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I don't even know what to eat for lunch.
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today is prom
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@Cult_of_Angels Yeah? Can't stay away from it? Find yourself chatting with strangers? It's so much fun!
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@FashionAddictx3 soooooo true, PETA is really good! Everybody's dissing PETA
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GEODUCK AND LOBSTER SASHIMI!! ������‼
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Bum! Two flat camera batteries and only one photo taken on the whole trip http://twitpic.com/4dz2p...and then it rained. Home now
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crushed dreams that is. they only get one chance awww i just made myself sad
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@regineking reg!!!!!!!!!! can you make me a tailored black jacket???
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Craving some Cinnamon Toast Crunch badly but 2 lazy 2 get off my ass 2 go buy some
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@thesurfreport MMM, Trader Joe's.
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Off to bed! Night people.
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Uggg. boy am I tired. Im glad that I can sleep in tomorrow. Im am totally looking forward to it!
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now i've to do my homework.....uffi! and then.....guitar!
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On my way home ROTTERDAM damn i love my hometown in dutch we would say : daar wonen alleen de ekte ekte
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At st augustine wit @takedat @omfgitskris276 and @mhall214
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@Penmwynhapus sorry to hear ur disappointed - I was too when Coldplay posted a picture of the live album - but it wasnt....
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I'm sleepy. I'm getting ready to turn in. G'night & take care, folks.
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@hugoking yes I will be there
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@killrgrams I downloaded your latest-will listen 2night. I am hoping to upload this week's tonight. Depends on how much more wine I drink
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thinks that school is VERYYY stressful at times.. and is not looking forward to her many exams .. Looking foward to the weekend though xx
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Just remembered that my 360 red ringed last night. I think I'll live in denial of that fact for the day and deal with it tomorrow.
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@branchuchan Obviously not too bad
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@RosalieWilliams YAAAY!!! i should be president! it was wisconsin, vermont, Mississippi and 1 other i couldnt get i nearly cried lol!
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miss ally bjornberg is amazing
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So pleased with free 17 nail varnish 'luau'
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@Jon4Lakers cant wait 4 your pre unboxing!!!
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i'm not entirely sure that mornings are a good thing
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i mean the concert
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@mileycyrus hey miLey! i Love the HM the m0vie! you did a reAll great j0b! y0ure s0 awesome.!
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@mpool are you call that winning?
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But on the real im out . . Peace yall
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@justinbarlow
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@SarahPrevette sorry to hear that get well soon!!
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@jamesahorton Cool, I'm back home at the mo too - will give you a call this week for a catch up
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Anybody have a remedy for a queezy stomach? Don't feel too good
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Think I may have the black stool.
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@king_blsbs oooh love is in the air?
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@esme_cullen26 irl wisdom teeth and baby pain
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@pilatesmommy NO! I hate the bag of junk. Do not waste your money on the little plastic garbage and sending home with candy is EVIL lol
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@Alura2 omg i did the SAME exact thing this morning! try a yumtastic donut and a lovely dose of ibuprofin ;P
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idk why i drink caps, when IM NOT SUPPOSE TO DRINK MILK! & idk why i use so much of it my tummy is screaming at me stupid dairy!!!
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No marineland today but at the beach!!!
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@dudeman718 Thanks for the #followfriday
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lOnG wEeKeNd i felt like being annoying
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All of my posters and photos are down now except jb rolling stone! Byebye funny little joe pics and notes from @karinaemma
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switching off- night twitterssss
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Oh wow ~ @no_ware_land @FitzgeraldKC @jazzbird2100 and I are having lemonade on the porch! Music is playing ~ beautiful! (big smile)
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@bradkriebel mmmmm Mr. Roboto
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About to go to the ghetto to get my hair cut!Wish me Luck!
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@MiraKBryan Chris, Sam & Emily-kate warmly return the greeting! They would like to see you again too
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@Carlynhaaaa ahhhh. Thanks a lot btw. I'm embarrased for not knowing @markhoppus (so many followers....)
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All work and no play made jack a dull boy but for me its the other way around. Im soooooo borrred!!
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Just saw @hunegnaw at Rigsbys in short north. I think I'll steal his Porsche which is sitting out front @barry_chandler u in?
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Trying to think of what to do here. Is it worth it? Should I stop? Hm. Life is a big joke sometimes!
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@lamadsterr - Post a complaint about the teacher at www.TeacherComplaints.com Tell your friends and other students to do the same
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@sharybobbins Actually, thanks for the reminder *writes bacon on shopping list* Sunday breadkfast isn't the same without it
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@andreajohnston I just seen your reply about the Triangle. It's a kick ass resteraunt in Douglass KS. Not Douglas Ave. #greattacos
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just cleaned the cars...now i'll grab some food
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wishes I'll be here for a long time http://plurk.com/p/11m0qs
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I miss Nutrilicious Green Tea, 15 pesos only
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No backpacks from #nfjs this year. Too bad
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@livetosingxo what's wrong ?
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great, what an ugly day !
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Got a second PS2 to softmod.
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@RockerByeBaby Thank you
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I miss they days when I could sleep in till noon I need coffee STAT!
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i hate the SIB melissa, can we burn it?
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My brothers graduation tomorrow!! Can't believe it!
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@normaltusker you said it !
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H i g h. & dippin in the truck & these hott glasses.
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Yay: @jonathancoulton 's Best. Concert. Ever. came in the mail! Boo: Barber shop closed on Mondays
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@Babe_Yess babe yessss lol im never touching the settings again they might disappear again
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Getting ready to do my favorite thing-work with one of our team members on her purpose statement
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@tommcfly eeek how exciting is the new startrek movie please you guys were awesome in portsmouth!! xxxxx
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Finally back after almost 48hrs without internet-connection... It's so annoying when it's not working properly
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Tweeps, meet my buddy @tyoguritno, he's one of the designers at @pandora_radio.
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@LeslieBradshaw Welcome 'home'
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Bedtime. Dang i gotta pee but don't wanna get up.
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