var stati = [
    'irritable',
    'gassy',
    'diuretic',
    'constipated',
    'twisted',
    'cramped',
    'surly',
    'churlish',
    'hungry',
    'famished'
    // Have another idea? Submit a pull request or issue
    // https://github.com/itsananderson/gut-status/issues
];

function getStatus() {
    var index = Math.floor(Math.random() * stati.length);
    return stati[index];
}

module.exports = {
    stati: stati,
    getStatus: getStatus
};

var stati = [
    'irritable',
    'gassy',
    'diuretic',
    'constipated',
    'twisted',
    'cramped',
    'surly',
    'churlish',
    'hungry',
    'famished',
    'A little nauseous, actually. Yours?'
    // Have another idea? Submit a pull request or issue
    // https://github.com/itsananderson/gut-status/issues
];

function getStatus() {
    var index = Math.floor(Math.random() * stati.length);
    return stati[index];
}

module.exports = {
    stati: stati,
    getStatus: getStatus
};

Add a new gut status
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