Lexicon.add('ranch/discover/5', {

  layout: 'tall_event',
  background:'locations/ranch/Boss.jpg',
  links: [
    { name:'Continue', action:'event:complete' }
  ],

  body:[
    { tag:"p", text:"After you've taken in your tour of the Brimstone Ranch, Gramm brings you to a large, well "+
            "appointed house, located in the center of the ranch. The Boss is in hir study waiting for you. With a "+
            "wave shi dismisses the bull leaving you alone with hir." },
    { tag:"p", text:"\"So {|C|FirstName}, let's get down to business shall we? I have a problem you see, with a band "+
            "of demons calling themselves the Great Dark Horde. Original right? Anyway, if you haven't had problems "+
            "with them yet, you will soon enough. They target demons like us you see, land owners. These "+
            "motherfuckers think they can just come in here, steal my slaves, burn my shit down, and get away with "+
            "it. Fuck that.\"" },
    { tag:"p", text:"\"So here's what's going to happen. You've got a little bit of what I need, and I've got a "+
            "little of what you need. That makes us friends. So if you run into any horde, you fuck them up for me, "+
            "you'll be helping us both out.\"" },
    { tag:"p", text:"\"In a related note, these horde raids have really depleted my stock. Breeding a bunch of fat "+
            "titted cows isn't as easy as it looks you know, so in order to keep up with production I'm going to "+
            "have to rely on slavers like you to keep the ranch stocked. I'll pay well of course, fringe benefits "+
            "too if you know what I mean.\"" },
    { tag:"p", _:[
      { tag:"span", text:"The boss gives you a wink and sees you to the door. \"For now feel free to take a load "+
            "off, tell Dawn to lick your" },
      { switch:[
        { tag:"span", case:"|C|[balls]?", text:" balls " },
        { tag:"span", case:"|C|[pussy]?", text:" twat " },
        { tag:"span", text:" asshole " },
      ]},
      { tag:"span", text:"for an hour or two, you know, whatever gets you off. I got a ranch to run though. We'll "+
            "talk again once you've proven yourself useful.\"" },
    ]},
  ],

});
