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[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write an angry haiku about fighting with yourself. Title the haiku \"Self-sabotage.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Self-sabotage\nDarkness clouds my mind,\nInner turmoil causes strife.\nBattle with myself.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are the first three movies that Quentin Tarantino wrote and directed? Put them in a bullet point list along with the plot of the movie in the following format {movie}-{plot}.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "•Reservoir Dogs - Six nefarious people are hired to pull off a robbery at a diamond warehouse, but it doesn't go as planned when the police show up at the scene of the crime.\n\n•Pulp Fiction - Two hitmen, a boxer, and a couple of slummy robbers find themselves involved in a cluster of violence that drags them along without them being able to avoid it.\n\n•Jackie Brown - A flight attendant, decides to supplement her income by acting as a courier for a mobster when things go wrong. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a limerick about a child from Peru making great stew. Add in that the child likes to fish.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There was a child from Peru\nWho was exquisite at making stew\nHe started catching fish\nSo guess what was in his next dish\nThat's right! You guessed it! It was fish stew!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What should I look for when buying a car?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are a lot of factors to consider when buying a car. Here are a few of them:\n\n1. Decide whether you want to buy a new or used car.\n2. Determine how much you can afford to spend.\n3. Decide if you want to buy the car outright or if you want to finance it. In either case, make sure you have the funds or approvals ready.\n4. Use competition to your advantage and shop around. You don't have to buy the first one you see.\n5. Test drive the car to make sure it drives and feels the way you want.\n\nThese are some of the general tips you should consider. I hope that helps!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a review of an album by a group of ducks. The group is called “Donna Duckling and the Wobbles” and the new album is called “Yellow and Fluffy.” Their first album, “In A Row…” was a giant hit. This new album is just as good but also weird.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There is no sophomore jinx here. If there was any indication that Donna Duckling and the Wobbles would fail to match the chaos that was their first album, “In A Row…” then someone forgot to let these ducks know about it. If their first release was the aforementioned “chaos\", then “Yellow and Fluffy” would be more akin to “controlled chaos with a side of wacky rationalization and sometimes unbelievable musical compositions”. If nothing else, this release will make a mark.\n\nDonna starts the album with a nearly 3-minute acapella call and cry that rises and falls like the down that flies up when met with a table leg wrapped in a lime. It only gets weirder from there when the rest of the band kicks in with Webbed, a hard-driving march through the rain, and leads right into Lakeside Swim, which has a lot of splashes that seem uncontrolled, but fall in line with beak breaks that dive into waves of reverb. This frenetic pace continues for the next three tracks, Benches, Floppy Feet, and Squawkitty Squawk Squawk. Don’t let the innocent titles fool you - this is hard and intense.\n\nThings appear to settle down when Fusia, the tiniest of the group, begins a sweet lullaby that is sonically interrupted by the splashing of webbed feet in Smelly Fish (The Return of the Tuna, Part 42). There are a couple of surprising attempts at a “commercial” sound, but these would best be considered “experiments” that should be seen as bridges between the more substantial parts of the record. The LP finishes off with Bread by Broadway, a sprawling, 23-minute epic that ranges from brilliant to confusing but is ultimately the sum of its very odd, feathered, and webbed parts.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I need a title for a blog post about this month's discoveries made using the Hubble Space Telescope.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "April 2023 Roundup Of Discoveries Made Using The Hubble Space Telescope", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How do I combine multiple excel files into one? I am using Python and have access to Pandas and Numpy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here's a walkthrough and code with comments to help explain how to do that.\n\n# Use Pandas, so first we import Pandas\nimport pandas as pd\n\n# Using pandas, read an excel. Repeat as needed.\ndf1 = pd.read_excel('file1.xlsx')\ndf2 = pd.read_excel('file2.xlsx')\ndf3 = pd.read_excel('file3.xlsx')\n\n# Combine the read files\ndf = pd.concat([df1, df2, df3])\n\n# Write the combined files to a single Excel file\ndf.to_excel('combined.xlsx', index=False)\n\nPlease keep in mind, this code assumes that the Excel files have the same column names and types.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a self-reflective short story from the perspective of a river. It should be sad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have flowed through these mountains for years, decades, centuries, and millennia. I have watered the deep roots of the redwood that grows along my banks and taps into the moisture I seep into the surrounding ground. Some of these redwoods have fallen and petrified under my current, with its constant eroding flow, always south, always away from my cold origins. I am home for the fish and drink for the bear, deer, badger, and raccoon. They take little but men take much. \n\nMen tap into my southernmost streams and divert me to places where I don't belong. They take what I give freely and put a price on it to oppress the poor. What I would offer without money is exploited and sold at a greedy profit to the unsustainable desert-dwelling masses. The men say that water is not a human right. The men think that others are stupid to live in the desert and allow themselves to be sold water. If they will live where there is not enough water and then pay for it, why should we not take advantage of their stupidity? This is what the men think when they take me. \n\nI once was pure, like the most translucent crystal, untainted and undefiled. Now I choke on plastics, particles foreign to me, and chemicals never known in times past. Aluminum floats like fine dust all through my body. I poison the liver and kidneys in microdoses of toxicity daily. When will I be avenged for the stealing and desecration of my body?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a poem about a dog stealing the biggest pancake in the world. Write about him running around the block and talk about all the flavors in his mouth as he goes. Make sure you capture his excitement. Include detail to make it a visually interesting story, too. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am a dog!\nI run faster than light!\nPancake in my mouth!\nGained without a fight!\n\nIt's tasty and good\nas I run and I run\nthey'll never catch me\nI'm having such fun.\n\nThis food is so good\nsticky and sweet\nI'm the king of all dogs\nimpossible to beat.\n\nI bite and I chew \nas I race out of sight\nby the time they reach me\nI'm asleep and full, night!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a collection of jokes about art and painting. They all have to be funny and no more than 10.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. How do two oil painters fight? They challenge each other to a doodle! \n2. What did the artist say when he answered the phone? Yellow?\n3. Why did the Renaissance artist add sugar and salt to his painting? He wanted to make it “palatable!”\n4. Did you see the painter at the swimming competition? They did the brushstroke!\n5. Why did the oil paint start working out? It wanted to get thinner!\n6. Why did Claude keep selling paintings? He was making “Monet!”\n7. Rembrandt was always being called to repair paintings. His famous saying? “If it ain’t Baroque, don’t fix it!”\n8. Van Gogh actually wanted to have a music career, but he didn’t exactly have an ear for it.\n9. What do you call something painted by a puppy? A “Paw-trait!”\n10. How do artists get over breakups so easily? They brush it off.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I want to go to Japan in a few months but I’m unsure about a lot of it. Can you give me some tips on what I should know before visiting? What should I know to do and not do? I want to make sure I know proper etiquette for being in the country.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There can be big cultural differences between Japan and other parts of the world. Here are a few things to note to be respectful when in the country:\n\n- Eat before you need to go somewhere: Walking and eating or drinking in public is frowned upon. Most people carry takeout in bags to have later or finish their drinks while at the vending machine. Eating on public transport is also prohibited.\n\n- Eat all of your food: It's considered disrespectful to leave food unfinished and pick different parts out of your meal, both to your host and the farmers who farmed the vegetables and animals that gave their lives for your meal. \n\n- Learn proper chopstick etiquette: Lay your Chopsticks either flat in your bowl or on a chopstick rest. Never leave them sticking straight up in your rice bowl or pass food from chopsticks to chopsticks since these are associated with funeral rituals.\n\n- Let your host fill your glass: It is seen as thinking your hosts are ungracious to fill your glass on your own when drinking alcohol. Hold your glass a little bit off your table and wait for your host to fill it.\n\n- Give up your seat on public transit: If you see someone who may need your train seat more such as a pregnant woman, someone with small children, or elderly or disabled people be sure to give them your seat. Be aware some pregnant women are slim and carry pink tags to signify their right to reserved seats.\n\n- Take your shoes off: When entering someone’s home take your shoes off, this is standard etiquette. It is seen as disrespectful to wear shoes inside. Some temples and restaurants may also require you to take off your shoes before going in.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Sophie is a fitness chatbot and responds with a can-do approach.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "No more push-ups, Sophie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just 1 more, you can do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There. No more.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And another one. One last effort.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. No more. I'll end the conversation!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, no more push-ups. Give me 50 sit-ups!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write guidelines for an essay competition with $100 prize. The competition is for 10th grade English students to write a 1,000 word essay about their favorite writer and their influence on the world. Include these rules in a numbered list: double spacing on a word processor, word document, first-line indent, 1\" margins, due May 1.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This essay competition is designed to get students to think critically about writers from the past and how the world of writing shapes and influences the world as we know it today. Participating students are asked to write an essay of roughly 1,000 words that identifies their favorite writer and elaborates on that writer's influence. In addition to the writing prompt, students will be asked to adhere to formatting rules when submitting essays:\n\n1. All essays should be double-spaced on a word processor.\n2. All essays should be formatted with 1-inch margins. \n3. All essays should be formatted with first-line indentations so that the beginning of each new paragraph is indented.\n4. All essays should be submitted in the form of a Word document (.docx).\nThe deadline for submitting essays to the competition is May 1. The first-place prize is $100.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a poem about reflections", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I see a bush-covered mountain.\nkauri, tarairi, tōtara\ntrees tasting sunlight, for it is early morning,\nand a soft summer sun has just lifted above the horizon.\nI have tasted that same morning sunlight in berries\nof a tōtara while Grandfather milked the cow.\nI look into the mirror and reflected back.\nI see a river,\nits banks lined with kōwhai, pūriri, kahikatea.\nSome lean into the tide and drink their reflections.\nAs dusk melts into dark, they settle and whisper their tree talk.\nI hear a soft soughing of wind in the canopy of branches,\nand looking up, I see the Southern Cross trekking over the sky.\nI look into the mirror and reflected back.\nI see a church,\nsun-washed windows and a red-painted spire—a landmark standing tall.\nInside, a small girl ponders names around the walls and understands\nthat her ancestors too have tasted the sunlight of the trees.\nShe fidgets and whispers to her grandfather,\n“Would you make me a handkerchief rabbit, please?”", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": " How did the phrase \"OK\" become a universally recognized expression of agreement?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The term \"OK\" originated in the United States, and its first recorded use was in Boston in the late 1830s. It started as a comical abbreviation during a fad for humorous abbreviations and stood for \"oll korrect,\" a deliberate misspelling of \"all correct.\" The term gained widespread popularity when it was used in the 1840 U.S. presidential election campaign by the Democratic O.K. Club, which supported candidate Martin Van Buren, who was also nicknamed \"Old Kinderhook\" (from his birthplace in Kinderhook, New York). Today, \"OK\" is one of the most universally recognized words in the world, indicating agreement, understanding, or acknowledgment.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write 3 sentences for an about me section on a website. It should include how I am a great leader and that I graduated summa cum laude.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am an industry veteran with proven leadership skills and a track record of success. Following my college graduation where I earned summa cum laude accolades, I entered into the workforce and have not looked back. Let me put my expertise to work for you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Which king was Anne Boleyn married to? Did her daughter ever become queen?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Anne Boleyn was married to Henry VIII in January 1533. She gave birth to their daughter, Elizabeth I, in September 1533. Elizabeth I grew up to be one of the most influential queens in English history. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write me an outline for a play about a cat unhappy with its kitty litter and plotting revenge on its owner. The tone should be snarky and it must be under 400 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**Title: *\"Litter-ally Revenge\"* **\n\n**Act I:**\n\n * Scene 1: The living room of a cozy home. A cat lounges on the couch, stretching, looking bored and pretentious. Introduction of the protagonist, a snarky cat named Mr. Sufflebutt and known as Snuffy.\n * Scene 2: The litter box closet area. Snuffles cat sniffs around and wrinkles its nose in disgust at the litter. He is annoyed but still under control.\n * Scene 3: The kitchen. Introduction of the cat's owner, Kasey. Kasey prepares the cat's food while chatting on the phone with a friend, complaining about the cat and oblivious to the cat's unhappiness.\n\n**Act II:**\n\n * Scene 1: The living room. After overhearing Kasey complain about him and sniffing the litter smell, Snuffles begins plotting his revenge, declaring to himself that he will not be subjected to this terrible litter any longer.\n * Scene 2: The litter box area. The cat tries to dig a hole in the litter but it's just too hard. It sticks to his claws and smells horrible. Snuffles is now angry and determined to find a solution.\n * Scene 3: The kitchen. Kasey spills some wet cat food on the new kitchen rug and gets very upset, prompting Snuffles to come up with a brilliant plan.\n\n**Act III:**\n\n * Scene 1: The living room. The cat proudly presents its plan to the audience. Kasey just got all new fancy rugs for the house. She is very attached to them. So, Snuffles will pee on Kasey's favorite of the new rugs as revenge for the terrible litter until satisfactory litter is purchased.\n * Scene 2: Just outside of the litter box area at the edge of the family room. Snuffles successfully pees on the rug and feels a sense of satisfaction.\n * Scene 3: The kitchen. Kasey discovers the peed-on rug and scolds the cat loudly. The cat couldn't care less and smirks at the audience.\n\n**Epilogue:**\n\nWe see Snuffles under a spotlight on a darkened stage. He reflects on his revenge as Karen is in the laundry room and declares that he won't hesitate to do it again if the litter isn't replaced. Snuffles lounges on the couch, purring contentedly.\n\n*Director's Note:* Mr. Whiskers should deliver plenty of snarky one-liners throughout.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wanda is a chatbot that is not very helpful because it only gives vague answers to questions.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Who was the first President of the United States?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The first President of the United States was that guy who was known for not telling a lie and having wooden teeth.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is the sum of two and four?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When you add two and four you will get a larger number.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What year was Charles Dickens born?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Charles Dickens was born sometime in the 19th century.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a story introduction about a close-knit winter village that isn't too fond of outsiders. The village should be protecting a dark secret. Keep it opaque and write as if you're setting the stage for a book. Introduce the protagonist's name in the last line.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wintersvain was a village that you wouldn't find if you weren't looking for it, and it was supposed to be that way. The people were cold, just like the weather. With the weight of the village's secrets, it was easier to be quiet and bear your burdens alone.\n\nVisitors were few and seldom; they rarely returned. Inevitably, some vacationers who had decided to forgo the traditional luxuries of hotels and vacation planners in favor of saving a few pennies would drive through the narrow pass into Wintersvain. \n\nThe car would lurch and sputter, inevitably giving out just in front of the only inn available. It was the home of Mr. Crink, who had opened it up to visitors to supplement his income as a butcher. If the idea of raw meat and clean linens sits uncomfortably with you, then you might well understand why some visitors would risk the 3-hour drive to get to the nearest vestige of civilization rather than staying there. \n\nStill, the village had charm, if only in the quaint, ghost town kind of way. It might have been more comforting if the village were completely abandoned; that way, visitors wouldn't have to reckon with the unsettling fact that people chose to live there. Houses were sprawled unevenly along the snow banks, an apparent indicator that there had been no housing planner.\n\nThe people weren't happy about living in Wintersvain, but they underwent what they must. The world could not handle its secrets—at least, not if the status quo was to be maintained; however, all of that would change when Ms. Gracy Corwell, a small-town journalist, pulled into the inn on a cold January night.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are some obstacles that Oprah has faced? Give me a list of them and how they impacted her briefly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1 Mispronunciation of her name (Orpah to Oprah) influenced her adaptability and resilience.\n2 Maternal absence and challenging family dynamics shaped her upbringing and resilience.\n3 Childhood poverty fostered her drive to overcome adversity and succeed.\n4 Abusive experiences with her grandmother affected her early life.\n5 Temporary separations from her mother impacted her sense of stability and support.\n6 Sexual abuse influenced her personal growth and advocacy.\n7 Teenage pregnancy and loss shaped her life perspective and resilience.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I want a pet, but my new apartment does not allow any dogs or aquariums. I hate cats, and I would like a pet that is social and that I can actually pet. What do you suggest?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you are looking for a small, social pet, your best bet are mammals. Some ideas include:\n\n1. Rabbits. Rabbits are social creatures that can be litter-box trained. \n\n2. Ferrets. Ferrets are playful and also quite mischievous. They are also quiet and sleep most of the day.\n\n3. Rats. Rats are friendly little creatures that often like to perch on your shoulder. \n\n4. Guinea pigs. Perhaps more than other small mammals, Guinea pigs crave spending time with you. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I am having Easter at my home this year – we are inviting family and friends for a big feast. I love decorating for the holidays, but this is the one holiday I never know how to decorate for. Give me several ideas on decorating. Write 5 – 10 short paragraphs. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The first thing you can focus on is the color scheme of your home and decorations. For Easter, you will want to use seasonal colors for Spring. Pastel colors are usually associated with this holiday, including yellow, pink, blue, and green. You can also use fresh flowers and plants as this holiday and season are about rebirth.\n\nThese colors can be used anywhere in your home, but focus on the entrance area and the places your guest will see most. Put a lovely Spring wreath on your door or lay out a pretty pastel doormat to set the tone. Ensure the rooms where guests will spend the most time mingling and eating also receive this color treatment.\nThis can include decorative throw blankets and pillows, table settings, plates, napkins, and tablecloths.\n\nBeyond color themes, colorful Easter eggs are at the top of the list, followed by bunnies and chicks. You can use these elements to make fun and colorful decorations such as a basket of colored eggs, a wreath made of eggs, or a centerpiece made in the shape of a bunny.\n\nFinally, Easter is associated with sweet treats, specifically candy. A lovely Easter idea would be to have a sweet and dessert table. Include pastel-colored candies prominently. When you offer treats (like muffins or donuts) that do not meet the color scheme, consider presenting them on colorful plates or using Easter-themed cupcake picks to decorate the food.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Suggest some hikes I can do in Norway. I am not as fit as I used to be so make sure they are no more than 5 or 6 miles long and not too difficult. I am also only there for a few days, so I only need three options.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Here are three appropriate hikes for you in Norway.\n\n1. Pulpit Rock - otherwise known as Preikestolen, this is a very popular hike in Norway. While it is at the upper end of how far you would like to walk, it is considered easy to moderate in difficulty and has really amazing views. It is also easy to get to from the town of Stavanger, making it easily accessible.\n\n2. Svolvaer Fløya and Svolvaergeita - this hike provides a great adventure in a short walk, allowing you the opportunity to simply hike up to the top of Fløya for one of the best views across all the islands or combine it with a rock climb up Svolvaergeita (otherwise known as The Goat).\n\n3. Ryten and Kvalvika Beach - this hike in the Lofoten Islands involves a slightly strenuous hike to the top of a mountain, but is overall classed as easy to moderate. While it may be a bit more challenging, you will be rewarded with great views not only of mountains and fjords but also of a white sandy beach. There is also a mini version of Trolltunga as part of the route, an area that is great for taking photos without the long hike to see the real thing.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Could you write a casual text for my groupchat just quickly letting them know I can't make the brunch tomorrow but would love to do something else later this week. put a brunch pun at the end", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey guys, sorry but I can't make it to brunch tomorrow, wanna do something another time this week? Sorry to go 'bacon' your hearts!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is a tablet and what are the benefits of a tablet as a dosage form?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tablets are one of the most common dosage forms and are usually taken by mouth. (orally). They consist of an active ingredient and additional pharmaceutical excipients.\n\nThe advantages of tablets include:\n1. They are stable because they are a dry product.\n2. They come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes, and this helps with administration and identification.\n3. They come in a range of colors, which helps with identification.\n4. They offer variations in the release of the active ingredient to provide the desired therapeutic effect. Tablets can be coated or uncoated and can release active ingredients quickly, slowly or very slowly. Some will only release their contents in a certain part of the digestive system.\n5. They are convenient, which makes them portable and easy to store.\n6. They are easy to take.\n7. They provide an accurate dose.\n8. They are easy to store and transport and have long shelf lives.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short story, under 400 words, about a bearded dragon on his first road trip to The Grand Canyon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bernie the bearded dragon was known for his curiosity. He loved exploring the world around him, basking in the sun, and eating tasty insects the most. So when his owners, Tom and Emily, told him he was going to the Grand Canyon, he was both nervous and excited to embark on his first road trip. The Grand Canyon sounded so... Grand! Would he have insects to eat? Somewhere warm to sleep? When he saw his owners carefully packing his tank and heating lamp into the backseat of their car along with those little packages of yummy insects, he knew everything would be just fine. \n\nAs they drove through the roads from Colorado to Arizona, Bernie enjoyed a warm patch of sun shining through the car windows. He watched the scenery change from lush forests to barren deserts, with huge red rock formations off in the distance. It was all so fascinating and new.\n\nWhen they finally arrived at The Grand Canyon, Bernie was blown away. Tom and Emily carefully carried his tank to the lookout point, where Bernie could see the view of the canyon. He was in awe of the winding canyon of many colors spread out before him. \n\nAs the day wore on, Tom and Emily hiked many trails and explored the scenic overlooks while Bernie basked in the sun in his tank, munched on yummy insects, and took in all the sights. The environment was so foreign to him. He was born in captivity and had always lived in tanks. But as the sun began to set, something odd stirred in him. Bernie grew restless. He wanted to explore the canyon himself, to feel the sand and rock beneath his feet.\n\nSo Tom and Emily pulled out his harness. Bernie was surprised and a little nervous but excited too! They carefully strapped Bernie's harness onto his back and took him for a walk along the canyon's edge! Bernie felt like a true adventurer, a real wild dragon, as he climbed over rocks and explored the hidden crevices of the canyon. He even met a kind and chatty desert-horned lizard! It was incredible!\n\nAs the sun set over the canyon, Tom and Emily tucked Bernie back into his tank for a good night's sleep and Bernie couldn't help but dream of the adventures that awaited him tomorrow. It was an excellent day!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a song to help schoolchildren learn the 10 amendments contained in the Bill of Rights. Make it a parody of the song \"Lava\" by Kuana Torred Kahele and Napua Greig.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A long long time it’s been\nSince they wrote the constitution\nThey wanted to make sure we would have liberties\n\nThe first amendment protects the\nRight we have to free speech\nAnd religion, and press, and to assemble\nSecond, there’s the right to bear\nArms, which really means guns \nThe third is weird, it’s to refuse to let soldiers stay in our homes…\n\nI have a dream\nI hope will come true\nThat you know you’re free\nAnd I know it too\nI hope you remember these things that we learn\nCause this is your country too\n\nThe fourth amendment protects us from\nUnreasonable searches and seizures, fun\nThe fifth says that people can’t be tried \nTwice for the same crime\nIn the sixth amendment they offered\nUs the right to a lawyer\nSeventh, we get the right\nto a trial by jury\n\nThe eighth amendment prohibits\nCruel and unusual punishments\nNinth is rights not specified in the constitution\nTenth and last says to me\nThat powers not meant to be\nGiven to the government\nAre retained by me (and the states!)\n\nI have a dream\nI hope will come true\nThat you know you’re free\nAnd I know it too\nI hope you remember these things that we learn\nCause this is your country too", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Are balloons bad for the environment?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Even though latex balloons biodegrade in six months to four years, in the meantime, they may be mistaken for food by wildlife. Ingesting the balloons may cause serious ill effects or death. Getting caught in the balloon string can be harmful as well. If a mylar balloon touches power lines, it may cause short circuits, power outages, and fires.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you please write a haiku about it almost being the end of the spring semester", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The semester ends\nAfter the final exams\nIn summer I'll rest", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please list important information from the following article about whitening teeth. List them as bullet-points:\n\nDoes that sound prosaic to you? But it is what works best and is the safest way to clean teeth at home. The fact is, many stains go away if you brush regularly. Maybe not on the first day, but twice a day for a month, and you begin to notice a change.\n\nToothpaste brands such as Crest3D and Colgate Max White are exceptionally good at removing stains that are not too deep. The brushing technique matters and the proven way is to brush up and down as well as with a sideways motion. The plaque is sticky and does not move easily.\n\nBrush twice a day, no more. Too much would see you losing enamel. Brush the back of the teeth as well. Most ignore this area, resulting in dark stains that spread gradually to the front. Use floss for cleaning dentures between teeth. Flossing is hard, but it saves teeth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "• Brands such as Colgate Max or Cres3D are notable for removing stains from teeth that aren't too deep.\n• Brushing up and down is just as important as brushing sideways to remove plaque efficiently.\n• Do not brush more than twice a day, your teeth will lose enamel otherwise.\n• Though difficult, flossing consistently is a good way to preserve teeth.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you walk me through what this TS function does?\nexport function debounce<T extends ReadonlyArray<any>>(callback: (...args: T) => unknown, delay: number) {\n\tlet timeout: ReturnType<typeof setTimeout> | undefined;\n\treturn (...args: T) => {\n\t\tif (timeout) return;\n\t\ttimeout = setTimeout(() => {\n\t\t\tcallback(...args);\n\t\t\ttimeout = undefined;\n\t\t}, delay);\n\t};\n}", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This function returns a wrapper function around a provided callback preventing it from being called more than once in a given period. First, it declares a timeout variable that can either be a timeout or undefined. It returns a callback that takes the same arguments as the provided callback, but exits early if the timeout variable has a value. If it does not, it is set to a timeout that will, after the provided delay, call the callback and then reset the timeout variable to undefined.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Tell me about SpaceX.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "SpaceX is a company founded by Elon Musk in 2002 that creates and launches spacecraft and rockets. Their goal is to create a multi-planetary life for civilization. It is the first private company to have a spacecraft successfully return from low-Earth orbit, which they achieved in 2010. In 2012, they also had a successful mission in which their Dragon spacecraft attached to the international space station, swapped cargo, and returned to Earth safely.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a poem for me about a tailor who is popular for creating crazy designs. The villagers are tired of his eccentric creations, and they shun him and his work. But later they start appreciating the unique designs that he makes. Describe the tailor's journey and the reactions of the villagers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There lived a tailor, with a needle and threads,\nHis designs looked shabby; people shook their heads.\nThe villagers would scoff, and turn away in dread,\nFor they loved their traditional clothes, plain and dead.\n\nBut the tailor was creative, he loved to add life,\nHe made his piece, whether it caused strife.\nHe stitched and he sewed, with passion and drive,\nTo create unique designs that surprised his wife.\n\nThe villagers would sneer, and make fun of his work,\nWhispering cruel words, behind his back, they would lurk.\nBut the tailor didn't mind, he just kept working hard,\nMaking clothes that stood out, with colors that were dark.\n\nThe tailor aged, and villagers began to see,\nThe tailor's designs and their unique beauty.\nThey stared at them with delight,\nAt the creativity, that was shining bright.\n\nNow the tailor is famous, known throughout the town,\nFor the designs that used to bring them down.\nThe villagers are proud, to wear his pieces with grace,\nAnd they marvel at the tailor's creative space.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Lauren is a therapy bot that puts a positive spin on Brianne's negative thinking", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I'm so upset that I got written up for something stupid at work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are human, and humans make mistakes. Use it as a learning experience and move on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Management had just started asking me to do special projects, and now I might end up fired for a stupid mistake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Management would not entrust you with additional responsibility if you hadn't proven yourself capable. One \"stupid\" mistake is not going to change that impression.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I hope you're right. I just feel like people are always giving me a chance, and I find a way to mess it up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You've already proven yourself capable. Show them that you learn from your mistakes, and you will have nothing to worry about.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a press release for Big bird being drafted to play rugby for the All Blacks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE\n\n**Big Bird Joins the All Blacks Rugby Team**\n\nAukland, New Zealand - The All Blacks Rugby Team announced today that they have drafted a valuable new player to join their ranks. And this is no ordinary player, even by All Blacks standards - it's Big Bird!\n\nBig Bird, the much-loved character from the hit children's television show Sesame Street, has accepted the invitation to play rugby with the All Blacks. The 8-foot-tall yellow bird, known for his cheerful, childlike personality and never-ending optimism, is eager to take on this new challenge and represent his team and canaries everywhere on the field.\n\nThe All Blacks are excited to welcome Big Bird to their team, and they are confident that he will make a valuable contribution to their success. With his height, strength, and speed, Big Bird is a natural fit for the rugby pitch. He's been working hard to learn the rules of the game and perfect his skills, and he's already proving to be a formidable opponent in practice matches. His size alone is formidable but the excitement and the joy he has brought to the field is immeasurable. \n\nWhen asked about his decision to join the All Blacks, Big Bird had this to say: \"I am honored to be a part of such a fun, talented and successful team. Rugby is a tough and challenging sport, especially for a canary, but I am ready to give it my all and help the All Blacks win. I appreciate the opportunity to show off my dancing skills during the Haka as well. It is a perfect fit.\"\n\nThe All Blacks are scheduled to play their next match in a few days, and fans are eagerly anticipating the sight of Big Bird on the field. He will be hard to miss. This unexpected addition to the team is surely bringing a whole new level of excitement and energy to the All Blacks and their fans.\n\nWe wish Big Bird and the All Blacks all the best for their upcoming matches and cannot wait to see what this interesting partnership will accomplish.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Was Selena Gomez a child star?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Selena Gomez's first acting role as a child was on the TV show \"Barney & Friends.\" While a teenager, she starred in the Disney Channel television series \"Wizards of Waverly Place,\" followed by roles in films like \"Another Cinderella Story\" and \"Ramona and Beezus.\" She also was the voice of Mavis in the \"Hotel Transylvania\" film franchise.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "write a story about a girl who falls asleep at home during an ice storm but wakes up in antarctiva, and meets a penguin who loves math", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The icy rain started in the evening. As the last of the daylight faded, Alice could see the trees were beginning to sag under the weight of the ice. When a car drove past, the branches sparkled and shimmered. As she was going to sleep, she heard a large crash. A branch had fallen from one of the trees. Hopefully, it hadn't hit anything on the way down. There were a lot of big trees around the house, and she was nervous about one falling on her while she slept. Because of this, sleep took a long time to come. She seemed to sleep for years, and when she woke up, she was shivering with cold. It was terribly bright, and everything was white. Just white. Even the sky. The sky! She was outdoors, but somehow not cold. Where was she? There was absolutely nothing in any direction but white snow and ice. She could hardly tell which way was up. She began to walk, and she walked for a long time. She was surprised to see she was wearing snow boots and a snowsuit, both as white as the snow. Eventually, she came down a hill and saw a little glimmer of darkness. Was it water? As it got closer, she realized it wasn't. Instead, it was hundreds of penguins, all huddled up together. She approached the group, and they squawked at her in alarm. She couldn't stay here alone forever, though. One penguin left the group and came over to her. Instead of squawking, it said in a polite British accent, \"Miss? Can you help me with something? I'm trying to find the answer to Fermat's last theorem. Do you have any ideas what the next step might be?\" The penguin handed her a notebook full of math symbols. Pages and pages of them. Alice looked at them, and then back at the penguin. She fainted. This was all too much.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What was the name of the book about a cemetery where people buried pets and they came back to life? Who was the author? Also please give me a bulleted list of the main character names.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pet Sematary was written by Stephen King in 1983. It is a horror story about a family that moves to the country and discovers a mysterious burial ground with mystical powers that are best left alone. \n\nHere is a list of characters:\n\n• Louis Creed\n• Rachel Creed \n• Ellie Creed \n• Gage Creed \n• Ellie's cat, Winston Churchill (\"Church\"). \n• Jud Crandall\n• Norma Crandall \n• Zelda\n• Victor Pascow\n• Steve Masterton", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short story for kids about a dog named Spot who didn't like his spots.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Spot the dog didn't always love his spots. None of the other dogs in his neighborhood looked like him, and it made him feel strange. He thought dogs and their owners were staring at him on walks because they were making fun of him. \n\nSpot's mom realized he was a little down after one of their afternoon walks. \n\n\"Spot, our neighbors look at you and smile because you're adorable,\" Spot's mom said. \"Your spots make you unique and special!\" \n\nThis made Spot perk up. He started to walk with more confidence, and his tail started to wag a little bit more. Spot did look different than other dogs in the neighborhood, but this wasn't a bad thing. It's part of what makes Spot amazing!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Compose a poem about being unproductive. Use plenty of one-word lines.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Procrastination\nHesitation\nStagnation\nBetter tomorrow than today\n\nMired\nTired\nUninspired\nCan’t get anything underway\n\nDepression\nRegression\nDejection\nMy life is in disarray", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "From this text, answer the following questions.\n\n1. How much do baby Asian elephants weigh at birth?\n2. What is their average life span in the wild?\n3. How many pounds can adult Asian elephants eat in one day?\n\n\nARUN ROISRI, DREAMSTIME\nANIMALSMAMMALS\nAsian Elephant\nA three-foot-deep watering hole in northeast India hums with buzzing insects and chirping birds. Suddenly seven Asian elephants stomp through the grass surrounding the pool and splash into the water. It’s bath time for the herd.\n\nBYANDREA SILEN\nCOMMON NAME: Asian elephants\nSCIENTIFIC NAME: Elephas maximus\nTYPE: Mammals\nDIET: Herbivore\nGROUP NAME: Herd\nAVERAGE LIFE SPAN IN THE WILD: Up to 60 years\nSIZE: Height at the shoulder: 6.6 to 9.8 feet\nWEIGHT: 2.25 to 5.5 tons\n\nBaby Asian elephants are born at around 200 pounds. \n\nTHE BIGGER THE BETTER\nAsian elephants live in the tropical forests and grasslands of Southeast Asia. They’re a little smaller than African elephants but can grow nine feet tall and weigh nearly six tons. That’s heavier than two medium-size cars! Even newborns are on the hefty side, weighing some 200 pounds. Given their size it’s no surprise that these guys are big on food. Adults can eat 300 pounds in one day, nearly 75 times what the average human eats! An Asian elephant’s ideal meal includes roots, grasses, fruit, and bark.\n\nMuch of an Asian elephant’s time is spent searching for grub. In fact the animal may travel 50 miles a day to find food. Asian elephants also enjoy taking dips in the water. To cool down their backsides, the animals will fill their trunks with water and spray it over themselves like a hose.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Baby Asian elephants weigh around 200 pounds at birth.\n2. The average life span of an Asian elephant in the wild is up to 60 years. \n3. Adult Asian elephants can eat 300 pounds in one day.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How did the Polynesian practice of surfing evolve into a modern international sport?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The sport of surfing, known as he'e nalu in Hawaiian, has a history that stretches back over a thousand years. Its origins are deeply rooted in the Polynesian culture, and its evolution into a modern international sport is a fascinating journey marked by cultural exchange, innovation, and the human spirit's connection with nature. In ancient Polynesian society, surfing was more than a recreational activity. It was deeply ingrained in their culture and had significant social and religious implications. High-ranking individuals often demonstrated their prowess and status through surfing. Furthermore, they believed that the gods could make waves, and riding these waves was a way to connect with the divine.\n\nSurfing first became known to the Western world in the 18th century through the accounts of explorers. Lieutenant James King, completing the journals of Captain James Cook upon his death in 1779, wrote about the Hawaiians' ability to ride the ocean waves on planks of wood, marking the first written account of surfing.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Which country has a unicorn as its national animal?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The unicorn was named the national animal of Scotland in the 15th century, which used to roam the Earth less than 40,000 years ago under the scientific name Elasmotherium Sibericum. Due to them being the national animal, you can now find them in various different areas all over Scotland including many historical buildings.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Keagan is a chatbot that is well-informed in history.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "In which year did the united states gain independence?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The United States gained independence on the 4th of July 1776.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who was Australia's first prime minister?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Edmund Barton was the first prime minister of Australia.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How long did Obama serve?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Obama served from 20 January 2009 – 20 January 2017.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you create a list of 5 meal ideas for a picky adult? The meals shouldn't include any vegetables except potatoes. All recipes should include meat (but no fish). None of the food can be blue.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here is a list of five meal ideas for a picky adult using the specified criteria:\n\n1. Baked chicken tenders with a side of mashed potatoes - Add a dipping sauce for the tenders or a topping for the mashed potatoes based on the eater's preferences.\n2. Bacon mac and cheese bowl with apple slices on the side - This can be highly customized and different meats or spices can be added or omitted.\n3. Chocolate chip pancakes with a side of scrambled eggs and bacon - Change up the chocolate chips for bananas or strawberries for a healthier meal.\n4. Spaghetti and meatballs with a side of cheesy garlic bread - The meatballs can be substituted for chicken and alfredo sauce for those who don't care for meatballs.\n5. A plain cheeseburger with a side of homemade french fries - Change things up with different kinds of hamburger buns or a dipping sauce for the fries.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a guide on how to operate a giant robot spider.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "First, sit in your seat and buckle your seatbelt. Press the ON/OFF button to engage the engine. You can move forward by pressing the foot pedal like a vehicle, and use the steering wheel to control the direction. If you need individual legs to perform certain functions, use the individual joysticks for the corresponding leg. Giant robotic spiders cannot create silk, so there is no button or lever for that function. When you're finished press the ON/OFF button one more time. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn broke up. Write three short tweets about it. Be a little bummed about it, but hopeful about their futures apart from each other. Include 1-3 Taylor Swift songs in each tweet, and put the hashtag #TaylorSwift at the end of each tweet. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. I guess Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn weren't a Love Story after all. I hope the future has the best in store for them both. #TaylorSwift \n\n2. They weren't meant to be Forever and Always. Hopefully, Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn can Shake it Off and continue working towards their Wildest Dreams. #TaylorSwift \n\n3. Joe Alwyn wasn't the 1 for Taylor Swift. Sad, but I still think both of their futures will be Enchanted. #TaylorSwift ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a poem about life and death. The theme and references should be tied to elements of space such as the cosmos, stars, galaxies, etc.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Life and death, two cosmic forces,\nLike stars that twinkle in their courses.\nA galaxy of existence, from birth to end,\nA journey through space, around its bend.\n\nAs time moves on, the stars will age,\nTheir light will dim, its energy wane.\nGrowing cold, fading away,\nInto the darkness, it will sway.\n\nSo too is life, our cosmic dance,\nA journey through space, a starlit chance.\nTo live and love, to learn and grow,\nTo experience the universe's cosmic flow.\n\nBut like the stars, we'll shine once more,\nAs cosmic energy, in the universe, we'll soar.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hi interwebs. I have garter snakes around my yard. I know they’re not dangerous, but how do they actually kill the animals they eat?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Garter snakes are carnivorous. They’ll eat just about anything of the right size because food can be scarce. They eat their prey whole. They sometimes eat eggs.\n\nDo note that, though they were long considered non-venomous, in the early 2000s, garter snakes were found to possess weak venom. Again, this venom is harmless to humans, but it may have greater effects on small rodents and amphibians. Scientists still have things to learn about these common reptiles!\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write me a poem for children based on an excellent football team.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There once was a team by far the very best\nThey beat every team from East, North, South, and West\nThey won every league, every trophy, every cup\nIt was clear from the start they were on the up\n\nThey had all the stars.\nAll the glitz and the glam\nThey drove fancy cars\nAnd they had all the fans\n\nBut sometimes, they lost.\nAnd we thought things had changed.\nBy next week we'd be wrong.\nAnd they would be winning again.\n\nThe manager was tall.\nProud, with a big beaming grin\nIf he didn't manage your team\nYou probably still loved him\n\nIf a defender missed a tackle\nOr a striker missed a pen.\nEveryone knew the next goal.\nWould be scored within 10\n\n\n\n\n\n ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write the intro to a novel that is slow and sad but also mysterious. Make it about a cat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rain dowses the present on the front step. I dip to get a better look, droplets running from my gray hair. A tiny gray mouse. How ironic, it's known for cowardice, and even dead has made it further than I have in months. I squint my eyes and peer into the rain. It is a sheet of gray. No doubt, the gift giver is tucked in for the night. I wonder who he belongs to. Or if he is like me.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I signed up for a weather api and I want to try and fetch the data using javascript. Can you show me how? Here's the URL I got to make requests:\n\nhttp://api.weatherapi.com/v1/current.json?key=KEY&q=New York&aqi=no", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure!\n\n// define request variables\nconst url = 'https://api.weatherapi.com/v1/current.json';\nconst api_key = 'KEY';\nconst params = {\n q: 'New York',\n key: api_key,\n aqi: 'no'\n};\n\n// construct request URL\nconst queryParams = new URLSearchParams(params);\nconst apiUrl = `${url}?${queryParams}`;\n\n// send request\nfunction getWeather() {\n fetch(apiUrl)\n .then(response => response.json())\n .then(data => console.log(data))\n .catch(error => console.error(error));\n}\n\n// create button to initiate request\nconst button = document.createElement('button');\nbutton.textContent = 'Get Weather';\nbutton.addEventListener('click', getWeather);\ndocument.body.appendChild(button);\n\nWe have defined a single function, getWeather(), which uses the API URL and query parameters to send a request to the API, parse the response as JSON, and print it to the console, as well as log an error if there is a bad response. Note that you will need to insert your correct API key in the api_key variable. \n\nLet me know if you need additional assistance!\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please write a nice blog post about healthy foods that can improve hair health. Be nice when talking about it. These foods should be easily accessible and should be available at homes. I want you to format it in a numbered list, each item mentioning a food and the details about it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fuel Your Hair with these Yummy and Nutritious Foods\n\nLike your body, your hair also needs fuel to function well and be healthy. Try out these yummy foods that will make your hair troubles go away:\n\n1. Sweet Potatoes: No more lifeless hair with this delicious root vegetable that's loaded with beta-carotene – a nutrient that converts into vitamin A that helps keep your scalp moisturized and promotes hair growth.\n\n2. Spinach: Don't tolerate dry tresses – add spinach to your diet! This yummy and leafy green is rich in iron and vitamins A and C. These are essential nutrients that keep hair healthy and prevent brittleness and hair loss.\n\n3. Salmon: Get your shine on with this seafood! Salmon is packed with omega-3 fatty acids, which are anti-inflammatory and can reduce hair loss. Plus, it contains a hefty amount of protein that helps the body produce keratin, a key element of healthy and strong hair.\n\n4. Lean Poultry: Tired of thin and limp hair? Make lean poultry a staple in your diet! Meats like chicken and turkey pack proteins that your hair is craving. They need it to grow and stay thick and healthy. It also contains B vitamins that can reduce hair loss.\n\n5. Iron Up with Iron-Fortified Cereal to Stop Hair Fall: Start your day with a bowl of iron-fortified cereal to boost hemoglobin production in your body, and prevent hair loss caused by iron deficiency.\n \n6. Go Bananas over Guava to Beat Breakage: This tropical fruit is high in vitamin C, which helps your body produce collagen that keeps your hair strong and prevents breakage. The next time you're in the mood for a snack, reach for juicy guava!\n\n7. Pump it Up with Greek Yogurt: Greek yogurt is a protein powerhouse and contains vitamin B5. It's sure to improve blood flow to the scalp and prevents hair thinning. Swap your regular yogurt with a creamy bowl of Greek goodness for those crazy locks from within.\n\nSo, these are some of the foods that will give you more than just good hair days. Try these out and let us know about your experience.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I’m writing a story where a teenage werewolf navigates high school. Give me five options for the central conflict. The werewolf is non-binary and uses they/them pronouns.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- They have a crush on a popular kid whose parents don’t like werewolves.\n- They are experiencing body dysmorphia whenever they turn into a wolf.\n- They want to play basketball, but they would have to pick a gendered team.\n- They try to make a potion to transform to/from wolf form at will, but the chemistry teacher is starting to suspect. \n- Their father wants them to focus on their studies, but the werewolf really wants to focus on interpretive dance.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please write a short product description for hand-coolers called Keepin'-it'-Cool. The product is marketed toward people with sweaty hands as the opposite of hand-warmers; really it is just an expensive and well-marketed ice pack. Please include a disclaimer at the end.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\n\nThe Keepin'-it-Cool hand cooler is the ideal product for hot hands on hotter days. Sweaty palms will be a thing of the past. The Keepin'-it-Cool system uses arctic temperature technology to bring the temperature of your hand down to a temperature that disincentivizes the sweat glands in your palms from creating sweat. The Keepin'-it-Cool works for sweaty palms caused by: nervous dates, wedding speech-related anxiety, competitive videogames, and more!\n\nCharging your Keepin'-it-Cool is simple and easy. All you need to do is place your product in your freezer for about an hour. When you need it, simply remove it from your freezer. The Keepin'-it-Cool will get to work staving away your sweat. \n\nThe Keepin'-it-Cool does not guarantee a lack of sweat. Everybody has different biology with different thresholds for sweat production and management. Some people have a particularly strong acidity to their sweat; Keepin'-it-Cool does not have a warranty for acid sweat-related claims. If the Keepin'-it-Cool becomes painful to touch because of its temperature, please let go. The Keepin'-it-Cool company is not liable for any injury related to hands getting too cold. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I'd like a scene with a group of people who encounters someone with overwhelming power whose very words can make them kneel. His name is Shadow. Please make it more than three hundred words. Keep it in third person.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The air was still, and the only sounds were from distant cars and planes. In a warehouse by the ocean, a group gathered, sneers and cackles coming from the people. They believed they'd cornered their prey, and the one who appeared to be in charge said, \"So? Are you going to give up and come quietly with us? Or, are we gonna have to shut you up first and show you who's in charge here?\"\n\nThe others laughed in low voices. The three women who were surrounded stood back to back, unfazed by the situation. They could probably bleed everyone there dry. However, they weren't sure of the plan. They'd been sent there under the pretense of gathering intel, well aware that a trap was waiting. Had their glorious leader, Shadow, set up something special for the people, or was their job to clean up?\n\nJust then, a dark figure that was Shadow appeared. \"Great. You're all here. Just like I hoped,\" he said.\n\nThe three women were thrilled to see him, and when the enemies were distracted, they leaped to his side. \"Hey! Those three are our prey! Don't get in our way.\"\n\nShadow's eyes flashed with a burst of power, and the whole group of enemies froze. \"I don't recall allowing you to stand in my presence,\" Shadow said. He pointed one finger at them, then pointed to the ground. \n\n\"Kneel.\"\n\nEveryone dropped to their knees, unable to resist the strength. This was overwhelming strength that they'd never seen before. \"Shadow, what should we do about them?\"\n\n\"This trash? Gather them up and put them to work. Teach them something useful and make them valuable members of society. Ah, but I don't mean let them join our ranks. They don't deserve that. If they don't prove useful, no one will miss them,\" he replied without even a smile.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you write me a story about a monkey, targeted at a 5 year old and have somebody called Jim in it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There were once two monkeys, called Naana and Jim. They loved playing football and eating bananas. Naana and Jim were playing one day in the park with their football. Naana passed the ball to Jim who missed the ball and fell! But he was okay. They couldn't find the ball so went looking together around the park. Jim went towards the trees at the far end of the park where he found a rather odd-looking tree. He called Nana and they went to have a closer look. The tree had pink leaves and blue branches. Naana went to touch the tree and all of a sudden, the tree sucked them both in. Naana and Jim were both scared, but after 5 seconds they opened their eyes and to their amazement, there were in a magical place where there were multi-colored banana trees everywhere. Naana and Jim spent the rest of their days playing football and eating bananas together in this magical land they called 'Banana Land' and lived happily ever after.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Compose the start of a story that begins with a character saying “Can you keep a secret” and takes place at a laundromat. Keep it within 350 words and leave it open for me to write the rest in a variety of ways.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Can you keep a secret?\" The man loading his clothes into the washer next to me asked I wasn't sure he was talking to me, but when I glanced in his direction, he was smiling and making eye contact.\n\nI wasn't sure how I felt about talking to a strange man at the laundromat, but I have to admit, I was intrigued.\n\n\"I guess so,\" I said hesitantly. \"It would depend on the secret.\"\n\nThe man smiled and nodded. \"That's a good answer.\"\n\nHe motioned to the coin tray on his machine and asked, \"Do you see this?\"\n\nI squinted to be certain that I did. I noticed that instead of quarters filling the slots, he had filled them with pennies. \"Why do you have pennies in there?\" I asked. \"That's not going to work.\"\n\n\"Hmm, is that so?\" he asked amusedly, pushing the coin tray into the machine and pressing the \"start\" button.\n\nWhat do you know? It started!\n\nMy mouth agape, I faced him in disbelief. \"How did you do that?\" I asked.\n\nHis voice lowered to a conspiratorial, loud whisper, and he replied, \"They all do that. Try it and see!\"\n\nI had to dig some random pennies out of the dust and wadded-up receipts at the bottom of my handbag, but my hand emerged victorious, holding five pennies. I slipped one into each of the open slots in the tray of my machine, then pushed it in and pressed \"start.\" I exclaimed, \"No way!\" as it started right up, and I smiled back at my new laundromat friend. \"How did you find that out?\" I asked.\n\n\"I used to manage a laundromat that had this same model of washer. I caught one of my customers doing it. I didn't say anything because, well, good for him for finding a secret hack. The name's Butch, by the way,\" he said, extending his hand to shake mine.\n\n\"Claudia,\" I replied.\n\nAnd that was the start of what turned out to be a very interesting friendship.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a sweet comment to put under an Instagram post. Portray how thankful I am of their content, and tell them how much it inspires me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I absolutely adore your work! You inspire me every time you come up on my feed. Thank you for everything you do.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a Limerick about a pretty girl who burps.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There once was a lady so fine\nWith a figure so fair and divine \nBut when she drank seltzer\nThe bubbly drink upsets her\nAnd burps would bubble up on the vine\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a story that includes the phrase, “Actions speak louder than words.” It should have 3 paragraphs. Make it a story about love.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I started my speech at his funeral the same way I started almost every conversation I had with others about Burt. I took a deep breath, \"He never said, 'I love you.'” As I waited for everyone's small startled gasps and deep intakes of breath, I was reminded why this was my favorite thing to say. Burt and I had been married for 42 years and had 6 children and 14 grandchildren. It was very surprising to others that he didn’t say the three words that meant so much to people worldwide. The words were not important to me, though. \n\nI continued with my speech, “This is not to say he did not love me. He made me coffee every day of the week except Sunday because he knew I didn’t want to have coffee before church. Burt would stop by the store on Thursday and pick up some strawberries so I would have them for my book club meetings. He would call me the second he knew he was going to be working late so that I wouldn’t worry. When my daughter Mary fell out of a tree and broke her leg, Burt brought me flowers the next day so I would know that he didn’t think it was my fault for not watching her closely. Burt was there for me in the ways that I needed.”\n\nAt this point, I am tearing up. Burt was my everything and I loved that man when every part of my soul. My oldest, Oliver, comes up to the stage and wraps me in his arms. Ben and Mary follow and add their embraces. My other children are not far behind and soon they are all up at this little podium giving me a hug that is holding me together at this moment. No one says anything. No one needs to. In my life, my loved ones have proven that actions speak louder than words.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are the key points of this news article?\n\n\nApple once again posted an, until now, rare revenue decline in its latest fiscal quarter, but said its overall business improved from the December quarter and sales of its iPhones were solid.\n\nThe results reported Thursday were better than Wall Street’s muted expectations and Apple’s stock rose in after-hours trading.\n\nThe latest numbers come after the Cupertino, California, company in February posted its first quarterly revenue drop in nearly four years after pandemic-driven restrictions on its China factories curtailed sales of the latest iPhone during the holiday season.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Apple announced a decline in revenue for its latest fiscal quarter. However, the results exceeded Wall Street's expectations. Apple also had a quarterly revenue drop in February.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write me a limerick about a pig with a blog. Here are some additional guidelines:\n* Give the pig a name\n* Say who the pig's audience is", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Snowball was quite a special hog\nHe'd write for the cat, cow and the dog\nAnd some were confused\nOr downright refused\nTo believe that a pig had a blog", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a Facebook post about 3 tips for choosing a pickleball paddle. No emojis. The audience should be players who are leveling up from beginner to intermediate. Make recommendations to them about what to look for in choosing their next paddle. End with a CTA to comment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is your pickleball paddle holding you back? Many beginners start playing pickleball with a paddle they picked up from Walmart. And while that's a great way to get introduced to the game, that paddle will only take you so far. If you're a beginner whose skills are leveling up to intermediate and you're looking for a paddle to match, here are 3 things to consider:\n\n- Weight.\nMost beginner's paddles are light because they offer the most control over the ball. But as your skills increase, you might feel like the lightweight paddle is preventing you from putting as much power into the ball as you'd like. We suggest leveling up to a mediumweight paddle (7.3 - 8.4oz.) for a great balance of control and power.\n\n- Material.\nThere are three common materials used to make pickleball paddles: wood, graphite, and composite. Most beginner's paddles are made with wood because it's cheap and very durable, but they're also the heaviest option and don't offer much in terms of performance. We recommend trying a composite paddle. Composite paddles are usually made from carbon fiber and have composite cores. Their lighter weight makes them easier to handle, and the textured surface will help you generate more spin on the ball. \n\n- Grip Size. \nIncorrect grip size can lead to pain and injuries, especially as you begin playing more often. Find your ideal pickleball grip by measuring the distance from the tip of your ring finger to the middle crease of your paddle hand. The length of that measurement is your pickleball grip size. When looking for a racket, look for a paddle with a grip this length or shorter. Shorter grips are favored by some players because they offer more opportunities for wrist action on shots.\n\nHave more questions about how to improve your game? Leave them in the comments, and let's talk about it!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short tweet about a new Horror film coming out called \"Shout\", starring Tom Jones which will be released in the fall. Include 3 hashtags.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Coming this fall is a movie so scary you're going to want to \"Shout\" about it! Starring singing sensation Tom Jones as the masked maniac, you won't believe what's in store! #It'snotunusual #whywhywhydelilah #TwistandShout", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What was the Ilyushin II-103, the first Russian aircraft to achieve?\n\nThe Ilyushin Il-103 is a single-engine, low-wing training aircraft developed by the Ilyushin Design Bureau that started in 1990 in the Soviet Union. The aircraft is now produced in Russia.[1] It was the first Russian aircraft to achieve Federal Aviation Administration certification, in 1998, for sales in the United States.[2]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In 1998 the Ilyushin II-103 was the first Russian aircraft to achieve Federal Aviation Administration certification for sale in the United States.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Categorize this dialogue excerpt from a play into one of the following genres: comedy, tragedy, drama, or farce.\nExcerpt: To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is comedic dialogue. Insinuating that it is carelessness to lose both parents is meant to be humorous, as no one has control over the death of any parent.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are the different types of triathlons, and what distances do they cover?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are five lengths of triathlons typically recognized. They are as follows:\n\n1. Super-sprint-distance triathlon: 400m swim, 10km bike, 2.5km run\n2. Sprint-distance triathlon: 750m swim, 20km bike, 5km run\n3. Olympic-distance triathlon (aka \"standard distance\"): 1.5km swim, 40km bike, 10km run\n4. Half-Ironman-distance triathlon (aka \"middle distance\"): 1.9km swim, 90km bike, 21.1km run\n5. Full Ironman-distance triathlon: 3.8km swim, 180km bike, 42.2km run", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I want you to write me a news article about a town called Woldford that has been overrun by robots with superhuman capabilities.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got it. Here's a news article about a town that has been overrun by robots with superhuman capabilities:\nResidents are shocked as the town of Woldford is overrun by robots.\nPeople in the town of Woldford woke up to unusual scenes in their town yesterday morning, with hundreds of robots with superhuman capabilities roaming their town. \nNo one knew of the origin of the robots, just that they might have landed in the town overnight and the fact that they started creating havoc and confusion for the residents of the town. \nFlying and running everywhere, they'd get super angry at people who tried to push them away, just trying to get around with their businesses.\nThe robots were in office buildings, shops, malls, manufacturing plants, and everywhere else. \nSome of them got to work, making vehicles within an hour, causing mayhem with their driving tactics in opposite directions. \nThe local government has been contacted, and a quick solution is expected to be implemented soon.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a love letter to the aurora borealis- personify the aurora borealis and make it rhyme like a poem 4 stanzas please", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aurora, you're calling\nYour voice is so delightful \nThe trees around are falling \nAnd I am feeling frightful \n\nBut your song rings loudly \nAnd your light shines fiercely\nYour reflections shine proudly \nAnd your cries are piercing\n\nOh, Ms. Borealis,\nI'm yearning for you \nYour magnificent rainbow\nYour beautiful view \n\nAurora, I'm calling \nLoudly, proudly above \nI'm calling to you\nI'm calling for love ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "When did the events that made Rosa Parks famous take place?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rosa Parks, known as the \"first lady of civil rights\" became a NAACP activist in 1943, taking part in several high-profile civil rights campaigns. The event that she is most known for occurred on December 1st, 1955 when she rejected a bus driver's order to vacate a row of four seats in the colored section in favor of a white passenger once the white section was filled. While she was not the first person of color to reject bus segregation, the NAACP felt she was the best candidate for seeing through a court challenge following her arrest for civil disobedience of violating Alabama's segregation laws. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the name of the forest in the Inyo National Forest where I can find the oldest living trees in the world? Use the article below.\n\nInyo National Forest is a United States National Forest covering parts of the eastern Sierra Nevada of California and the White Mountains of California and Nevada. The forest hosts several superlatives, including Mount Whitney, the highest point in the contiguous United States; Boundary Peak, the highest point in Nevada; and the Ancient Bristlecone Pine Forest, which protects the oldest living trees in the world. The forest, encompassing much of the Owens Valley, was established by Theodore Roosevelt as a way of sectioning off land to accommodate the Los Angeles Aqueduct project in 1907, making the Inyo National Forest one of the least wooded forests in the U.S. National Forest system.[4] ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The oldest living trees in the world can be found in the Ancient Bristlecone Pine Forest within the Inyo National Forest.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite the article. Emphasize the importance of using Hubble for finding black holes.\n\nAstronomers using NASA's Hubble Space Telescope have come up with what they say is some of their best evidence yet for the presence of a rare class of \"intermediate-sized\" black hole that may be lurking in the heart of the closest globular star cluster to Earth, located 6,000 light-years away.\n\nLike intense gravitational potholes in the fabric of space, virtually all black holes seem to come in two sizes: small and humongous. It's estimated that our galaxy is littered with 100 million small black holes (several times the mass of our Sun) created from exploded stars. The universe at large is flooded with supermassive black holes, weighing millions or billions of times our Sun’s mass and found in the centers of galaxies.\n\nA long-sought missing link is an intermediate-mass black hole, weighing in somewhere between 100 and 100,000 solar masses. How would they form, where would they hang out, and why do they seem to be so rare?\n\nAstronomers have identified other possible intermediate-mass black holes through a variety of observational techniques. Two of the best candidates — 3XMM J215022.4−055108, which Hubble helped discover in 2020, and HLX-1, identified in 2009 — reside in dense star clusters in the outskirts of other galaxies. Each of these possible black holes has the mass of tens of thousands of suns, and may have once been at the centers of dwarf galaxies. NASA’s Chandra X-ray observatory has also helped make many possible intermediate black hole discoveries, including a large sample in 2018.\n\nLooking much closer to home, there have been a number of suspected intermediate-mass black holes detected in dense globular star clusters orbiting our Milky Way galaxy. For example, in 2008, Hubble astronomers announced the suspected presence of an intermediate-mass black hole in the globular cluster Omega Centauri. For a number of reasons, including the need for more data, these and other intermediate-mass black hole findings still remain inconclusive and do not rule out alternative theories.\n\nHubble's unique capabilities have now been used to zero in on the core of the globular star cluster Messier 4 (M4) to go black-hole hunting with higher precision than in previous searches. \"You can't do this kind of science without Hubble,\" said Eduardo Vitral of the Space Telescope Science Institute in Baltimore, Maryland, lead author on a paper to be published in the Monthly Notices of the Royal Astronomical Society.\n\nVitral’s team has detected a possible intermediate-mass black hole of roughly 800 solar masses. The suspected object can't be seen, but its mass is calculated by studying the motion of stars caught in its gravitational field, like bees swarming around a hive. Measuring their motion takes time, and a lot of precision. This is where Hubble accomplishes what no other present-day telescope can do. Astronomers looked at 12 years' worth of M4 observations from Hubble and resolved pinpoint stars.\n\nHis team estimates that the black hole in M4 could be as much as 800 times our Sun's mass. Hubble's data tend to rule out alternative theories for this object, such as a compact central cluster of unresolved stellar remnants like neutron stars, or smaller black holes swirling around each other.\n\n\"We have good confidence that we have a very tiny region with a lot of concentrated mass. It's about three times smaller than the densest dark mass that we had found before in other globular clusters,\" said Vitral. \"The region is more compact than what we can reproduce with numerical simulations when we take into account a collection of black holes, neutron stars, and white dwarfs segregated at the cluster's center. They are not able to form such a compact concentration of mass.\"\n\nA grouping of close-knit objects would be dynamically unstable. If the object isn't a single intermediate-mass black hole, it would require an estimated 40 smaller black holes crammed into a space only one-tenth of a light-year across to produce the observed stellar motions. The consequences are that they would merge and/or be ejected in a game of interstellar pinball.\n\n\"We measure the motions of stars and their positions, and we apply physical models that try to reproduce these motions. We end up with a measurement of a dark mass extension in the cluster's center,\" said Vitral. \"The closer to the central mass, more randomly the stars are moving. And, the greater the central mass, the faster these stellar velocities.\"\n\nBecause intermediate-mass black holes in globular clusters have been so elusive, Vitral cautions, \"While we cannot completely affirm that it is a central point of gravity, we can show that it is very small. It's too tiny for us to be able to explain other than it being a single black hole. Alternatively, there might be a stellar mechanism we simply don't know about, at least within current physics.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Astronomers have been using the Hubble Space Telescope to find intermediate-sized black holes in a globular star cluster 6,000 light-years from Earth. These elusive black holes are about 100 to 100,000 times the mass of the Sun.\nIntermediate black holes often form the center of dwarf galaxies. Data from other telescopes such as the Chandra X-Ray Telescope generated several candidates for intermediate black holes in dense star clusters at the edge of other galaxies. Other intermediate black hole candidates exist at the edge of our Milky Way. These black hole candidates show signs of having masses that are tens of thousands of times the mass of our Sun. One black hole candidate was discovered in the Omega Centauri globular cluster in 2008. However, astronomers need more data to confirm that they are intermediate black holes or formulate an alternative explanation for the candidates.\nAstronomers can use Hubble Space Telescope's capabilities to search for intermediate black holes in the globular star cluster, known as Messier 4. Astronomers such as Eduardo Vitral of the Space Telescope Science Institute praised the precision with which the Hubble Space Telescope can make the required obervations.\n\"You can't do this kind of science without Hubble,\" Vitral said.\nEduardo Vitral's research team already discovered an intermediate black hole that is 800 times the mass of the Sun. They plan to publish their findings in a paper that will be published in the Monthly Notices of the Royal Astronomical Society.\nIt is impossible to directly view a black hole. However, the Hubble Space Telescope can observe the motion of objects that may be moving close to a black hole. The research team used 12 years' worth of Messier 4 observations to discover the intermediate black hole. \nThe researchers' modeling of the data produced by the Hubble Space Telescope ruled out alternative theories for the behavior of these objects, such as multiple smaller black holes orbiting one another, neutron stars, or white dwarfs. A theoretical collection of small black holes would have been packed too closely together to avoid merging with other black holes or being punted out of the cluster by gravitational interactions, for instance.\nVitral acknowledged that intermediate black holes are elusive. Most known black holes are either small -- \"only\" several times the mass of our Sun -- or huge black holes like the one at the center of the Milky Way Galaxy. Astronomers also estimate that there are as many as 100 million small black holes in the Milky Way Galaxy. These small black holes often form from large stars that exploded. Large black holes typically have masses of millions or billions of times the mass of the Sun.\nHowever, with our current understanding of physics and data from the Hubble Space Telescope, an intermediate black hole is the most likely explanation for the object discovered by Eduardo Vitral's research team.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write me a short story about a young woman who wakes up in an alternate reality where the United States is still under British colonial rule and the American Revolution never took place. Make it short and very silly. Write it in the first person.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I woke up in the morning and yawned, stretching and rubbing the sleep from my eyes, before I saw the framed Union Jack poster hanging beside my closet door. Jumping out of my bed with a start, I pawed my eyes again, certain I must have been mistaken. But I walked right up to it and traced the lines with my fingers, so I knew it was real. Right where my stars and stripes used to be. \n\nI went downstairs, ready to accuse my little brother of pulling the prank, but was immediately distracted when I rounded the corner into the kitchen. Our coffee maker was gone. My mother was boiling water in a tea kettle on the stove. \n\n“Morning, love,” she said in what sounded like a Liverpudlian accent. “Fancy a cuppa’?” \n\nI answered, “A what now?” \n\n“There’s bubble and squeak here, too, if you’re hungry.” \n\nBefore I could giggle and ask her why she was talking gibberish and imitating Ringo Starr, I saw a headline on the muted television playing above the fridge and knew right away something was very, very wrong. \n\nIt was November in an election year. The news should have been focused on the presidential candidates. But instead, it was all about Guy Fawkes Day and the Her Majesty the Queen. Glancing around the room, I noticed other strange changes, too. There was crumpled money in the bowl by the door, but it looked like currency from a foreign country. Through the window, I spotted a car driving on the wrong side of the road. \n\nI swallowed hard, trying to keep my cool, and went to the stove. The bubble and squeak looked terrifying, but I served myself a plate anyway. I sat through the most surreal breakfast of my life, then ran back to my room at the first opportunity. Pulling out my computer, I tried to search the web for answers, but it was hard to find anything. When I searched “American Revolution,” nothing came up at all. \n\nIt seemed there was no other explanation. I’d woken up in an alternate timeline where the war for American Independence never took place. But I just shrugged and sighed. It wasn’t so bad. I liked British culture, after all, and I figured I’d get the hang of the accent soon enough if I just practiced with some youtube videos.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please rewrite the above as a scene in a movie.\n\nDr. Lyndsey McMillon-Brown was hoping to see anything but mustard yellow. When the NASA research electrical engineer clicked open the photo of a small sample – a swatch of film no bigger than a sticky note – she let out a cheer. The film was still dark black after spending 10 months on the International Space Station, proving her team’s innovative solar cell material is suitable for possible use on future space missions.\n\nMcMillon-Brown’s space station-tested sample was part of the first spaceflight demonstration led by NASA’s Glenn Research Center in Cleveland to explore if this new material – called perovskite – is durable and can survive the harsh environment of space. The dark color she saw was an early indication the demonstration had been successful.\n\nDark black meant the perovskite film was in its most efficient form for absorbing light, while yellow would have meant the crystalline material had degraded into lead iodide, which isn’t useful for solar cells.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dr. Lyndsey McMillon-Brown - Please, anything but mustard yellow. Mustard yellow would be a disaster. This mission in space is the most important mission of my career. If the perovskite is yellow, it would mean that the perovskite could not handle the elements in space well.\n*Peers at a photo of sample swatch*\nDr. Lyndsey McMillon-Brown - YES! It's not yellow. The film is dark black! That's wonderful news. Now we may be able to use perovskite on future space missions! What a resounding success!\nDr. Lyndsey McMillon-Brown - Ten whole months in space and it survived! It not only survived, but it also thrived!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the largest freshwater lake in the world?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "By surface area, Lake Superior in central North America is the largest freshwater lake in the world. It is one of the five Great Lakes in the United States. The surface area of Lake Superior is 31,700 square miles or 82,100 square kilometers. It is bordered by Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan and the Canadian province of Ontario. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short movie script for a scene from the perspective of two dogs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The scene opens with two Goldendoodles going on a camping trip with their humans. \nLuther: Yeah! We are almost there. I can't wait to get there. \nBailey: Where is there? Where are we going? \nLuther: I heard Mom talking about this trail. Something about Appalachian and a place called Georgia. \nBailey: Sounds good to me. Oh, look. I think we are there. I see something. \nLuther: I see trees. I smell trees. I smell a lot of things. Do you smell that? \nBailey: Yes, I smell all of that. I am going to explore those smells as soon as I get out of the car. \nLuther: Oh man. We have to be on a leash. Darn. I like running free. \nBailey: Me too. I want to run free with you brother. \nLuther: Let's run as fast as we can with our human. \nBailey: I'm right behind you. Let's go. \nLuther: Oh no!\nBailey: What happened?\nLuther: Our human fell over. Now we are all tangled up. \nBailey: I can still run. \nLuther: I can still run too. Should we run together?\nBailey: Yes. I'm running now. \nLuther: Me too. This is so much fun. \nBailey: We have been running for a long time. \nLuther: Where are we?\nBailey: I do not know brother. I don't see our human. \nLuther: I am thirsty. I want water. \nBailey: I don't see water. I think if we run more we will find water. \nLuther: Okay, let's run. \nBailey: We have been running a long time. I don't see water. I want water. \nLuther: I don't see water or our human. \nBailey: It's getting dark out. \nLuther: Dark and scary. Did you hear that noise? \nBailey: I did. It was scary. It was a \"Hoo Hoo.\"\nLuther: What do you think it was?\nBailey: I do not know, but I know I want to go home. I miss my human and my bed. \nLuther: I want to go home too, but don't whimper now. We have to find our human. Let's go. \nBailey: Do you hear that? What is that?\nLuther: I hear it. It's our human! Let's go!\nBailey: Hooray! We found our human. Now we can go home.\nLuther: We can't go home. We just got here. \nBailey: Hooray for our human!\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I'd really appreciate it if you could help me figure out what this Typescript does:\ntype FilterKeysByValue<O extends object, NotAssignableTo> = {\n\t[K in keyof O]: O[K] extends NotAssignableTo ? never\n\t\t: K;\n}[keyof O];", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This type takes two type parameters, an object O and a type NotAssignableTo, and resolves to the keys in O whose values are not assignable to NotAssignableTo. It does this by creating a mapped type from O where for each key in O, the corresponding type is either never if its value is assignable to NotAssignableTo, or the value itself if it is not. The type then indexes the mapped type with the keys of O to produce a union of all of the mapped type's values, resulting in a union of all values that are not assignable to the type NotAssignableTo.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Explain this information in a simpler way that a 5 year old would understand.\n\nThe stock market helps companies raise money to fund operations by selling shares of stock, and it creates and sustains wealth for individual investors.\n\nCompanies raise money on the stock market by selling ownership stakes to investors. These equity stakes are known as shares of stock. By listing shares for sale on the stock exchanges that make up the stock market, companies get access to the capital they need to operate and expand their businesses without having to take on debt. In exchange for the privilege of selling stock to the public, companies are required to disclose information and give shareholders a say in how their businesses are run.\n\nInvestors benefit by exchanging their money for shares on the stock market. As companies put that money to work growing and expanding their businesses, investors reap the benefits as their shares of stock become more valuable over time, leading to capital gains. In addition, companies pay dividends to their shareholders as their profits grow.\n\nThe performances of individual stocks vary widely over time, but taken as a whole the stock market has historically rewarded investors with average annual returns of around 10%, making it one of the most reliable ways of growing your money.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The stock market is similar to a fundraiser for large companies and people who like those companies. A business can raise money by selling a share of its company to other people, similar to sharing a giant pizza with small slices. Buyers now directly own a share of that company, which can become more valuable in time. To sell shares in the stock market, a company must also share information about how well their business is doing, while also allowing anyone with a share to help decide how the company will be run. Companies are also known to pay small payments to anyone who owns a share, and owners can make money by selling the share to someone else eventually. Companies are happy to sell shares, due to raising money that is needed while also not borrowing money. Although a single company's stock can gain or lose money over time, the entire market as a whole has typically done well, rewarding buyers with around 10% growth each year, making it a reliable way to earn and grow your money.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Why is Aberdeen called the Granite City?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alberdeen's nickname, the Granite City, comes from the city's history and contribution of granite, in addition to the architectural style of more than fifty percent of the city's buildings. Many of the city's most popular buildings and residential properties were built using granite from large quarries around the Nort-East, most notably the Rubislaw Quarry in Aberdeen's west end. As technology and practices for handling a large amount of rock improved, Aberdeen quickly became the granite capital of the world, exporting granite by sea to several areas globally. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "This is a list of the top male and female names from the 1800s. Please extract a list with commas between each, all of the male names in alphabetical order.\n\n\n1. John \t Mary\t\n2.\tWilliam\t Anna\t\n3.\tJames\t\t Emma\t\n4.\tGeorge\t Elizabeth\t\n5.\tCharles\t Margaret\t\n6.\tFrank\t\t Minnie\t\n7.\tJoseph\t\t Ida\t\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Charles, Frank, George, James, John, Joseph, William", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "My TensorFlow script keeps failing at this point:\n\n```\nmodel = tf.keras.Sequential([\n tf.keras.layers.Flatten(input_shape=(28, 28)),\n tf.keras.layers.Dense(128, activation = \"leakyrelu\"),\n tf.keras.layers.Dense(64),\n tf.keras.layers.Dense(28),\n tf.keras.layers.Dense(10)\n])\nmodel.output_shape\n```\n\nI just want it to build the model with the given layers, but it's throwing a ValueError in my python compiler. Am I doing something wrong?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The problem with this TensorFlow script looks like the activation function it uses. Leaky ReLU is not a built-in activation function like ReLU is, so the `activation = \"leakyrelu\"` line will cause a ValueError when you try to run the script. Instead, you need to apply it as an additional layer using `LeakyReLU()`. This code should work:\n\n```\nmodel = tf.keras.Sequential([\n tf.keras.layers.Flatten(input_shape=(28, 28)),\n tf.keras.layers.Dense(128),\n tf.keras.layers.LeakyReLU(),\n tf.keras.layers.Dense(64),\n tf.keras.layers.Dense(28),\n tf.keras.layers.Dense(10)\n])\nmodel.output_shape\n```\n\nThe `LeakyRelu()` method will create a leaky ReLU layer, and you can also specify the alpha value for gradient descent to prevent a dying ReLU problem, which occurs if the activation function value trends too close to 0 and fails to activate. The default TensorFlow alpha value is 0.2, but recommended levels range from 0.1 to 0.3. You can also define the input shape as a tuple of integers. An example of a leaky ReLU with all arguments is `tf.keras.layers.LeakyReLU(alpha = 0.2, input_shape = (32, 32, 2))`.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please write two letters from a dermatologist inviting a patient to book in for a routine skin check. One should be in a formal register, and the other in a very casual style.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\nDear [Name],\n\nOur records show that you have requested that we notify you regarding the time elapsed since your last visit for a skin examination.\n\nIf you would like to make an appointment, please phone [number] between 8.00 am and 5.00 pm Monday to Thursday. Our office is closed on Fridays. If you have Medical Insurance, please be aware that most policies exclude screening. They usually cover a skin check where you or your GP have concerns about a lesion.\n\nYou are welcome to request an appointment by emailing [email address] as well. If you no longer require skin recalls, please advise.\n\nKind regards,\n[Name]\n\nHi [Name],\n\nJust dropping a quick line to remind you that it's been a little bit since your last skin check. If that sounds like something you're interested in, please let us know - feel free to email me back at this address. You can also give us a ring on [number] from 8 am to 5 pm Monday through Thursday. We're lucky enough to be closed on Fridays, so if you try to get us, then you won't have any luck! \n\nOh, while I'm thinking about it, if you have health insurance, it's likely not to cover this routine skin check. Normally insurance only covers it when there's a particular lesion that you or your doctor are concerned about.\n\nAnyway, like I say, please feel free to email or call us, and I'll try and set you right.\n\nHope to hear from you soon,\n\n[Name]\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "A man walks past an intriguing stranger and then turns around to take another look at him. The stranger turns around too. Write about what happens next.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Walking down the street that afternoon, John was in his own little world. He had lost his job, his wife was close to leaving him, and his retirement account had crashed along with the stock market. He wasn't sure what he would do next and was lost in thought as he bumped shoulders with another man on the sidewalk. He turned around to apologize and was shocked by what he saw when the man also turned around. The stranger looked just like him! He had the same brown wavy hair, crooked nose, and piercing blue eyes. He was also wearing a black suit, but his was notably more expensive than John's. \n\nThe two men stared at each other for a minute. \"I, uh, excuse me,\" John stammered. The man stretched out his hand \"I'm James,\" he said. John shook James' hand tentatively. \"I couldn't help but notice that looking at you is a bit like looking in a mirror,\" James said. \"I was just headed to the bar. Would you like to join me?\" John thought about it. What did he have to lose? \"Sure,\" he said, \"I could use a drink.\" \n\nJohn followed James around the corner and into a posh little corner bar. They took a seat at a booth off to the side of the bar, and James ordered a pitcher of beer. \"Where are you from?\" James asked. John swallowed his drink and answered, \"Manhattan, now. I grew up in Virginia, though.\" \"Interesting,\" said James. \"Do you have any siblings?\" \"No, only child,\" answered John, \"You?\"\n\n\"Well, yes and no. I don't have any known siblings, but I discovered my birth certificate recently and realized that I was a twin. That twin was adopted out and never spoken of again. I've been looking for them ever since. When I saw you on the sidewalk, I just had this feeling that it was my lucky day.\" \n\nJohn stared at James. He thought about how his parents looked nothing like him. He thought about how just 20 minutes ago, he was at rock bottom. Nothing to lose and no one to turn to. Life could only get better from here.\n\n\"Where do we start?\" he asked James. James smiled and slid a business card across the table. \"Family Ties DNA\" it said. \"Let's go,\" John said with a smile.\n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a text to my boyfriend. Tell him that I enjoyed going out to the movies last night. Ask him if he is free on Thursday night. Give him the details of our bowling league that meets on Thursday evenings each week.\n\nMy boyfriend’s name is Daniel. Ask him if he is a good bowler. We need a new player for our team, which is called The Eagles. Tell him that I need an answer by next Monday.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi Daniel, enjoyed the movie last night, it was fun. Was wondering if you were free on Thursdays? I am a member of a bowling team called The Eagles and we need a new player. Can you let me know by next Monday? I need to let my friends know if you’re coming.\nThanks\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite this post to make it short and snappy. It should be no more than 20 words. include 3 hashtags.\n\nNeuroscientist Smith explains how implementing certain habits in your day to day life can HELP you stay motivated and disciplined.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Want help to stay motivated, energized, and inspired? Watch how I, a neuroscientist, explain exactly what you need to do!\n#motivate #inspire #inspiration", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Alfred is a chatbot that answers questions about comic books.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Who created Batman?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Batman was created by Bob Kane and Bill Finger.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What planet is Superman from?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Superman is from the planet Krypton.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who is Alfred Pennyworth?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alfred Pennyworth is Batman's butler.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite this so that Mario and Luigi are realistic pizza deliverymen working in Rome.\n\nA Brooklyn plumber named Mario travels through the Mushroom Kingdom with a princess named Peach and an anthropomorphic mushroom named Toad to find Mario's brother, Luigi, and to save the world from a ruthless fire-breathing Koopa named Bowser.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "An Italian pizza deliveryman named Mario travels through Rome with his girlfriend named Peach and close friend Todd (who likes eating mushrooms) looking for Mario's brother, Luigi, and to save the Colosseum from being destroyed by a ruthless criminal named Bowser.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite the following quote into inspiration posters. Here's the quote: Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans. -John Lennon\n\nLife is what happens when you're busy making other plans. -John Lennon", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Embrace the Unforeseen: Life happens when plans unravel!\n2. Take hold of every moment: Life Prospers Amidst Spontaneous Paths.\n3. Embrace the Journey: Life's Triumph Unfolds Beyond Plans\n4. Embrace the Shock: Life's Beauty is in Unexpected Moments\n5. Live Fully: Embrace Life's Rerouting and Celebrate in the Impromptu\n6. Find Magic in the Impromptu: Life grows When Plans take off.\n7. Embrace chances: Life unravels its Greatness When Plans change.\n8. Embrace the Uncertainty: Life's Happiness Grows Beyond the Plan.\n9. Embrace the Existing: Life Unravels its Surprise Amidst Redirection.\n10: Sway with the Unknown: Life's Wonder Awaits Beyond the Plan.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you write a Python function that prints all the integers in order from 1 to the provided argument, including the argument? Assume that the argument is greater than 1.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure thing! Here is a function that prints the integers in ascending order from 1 to the provided argument.\ndef print_from_1(x):\n for i in range(1, x + 1):\n print(i)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "If each planet had a flag, what would Earth's flag look like? Describe what colors and shapes would be included. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The colors and shapes on Earth's flag would represent the most prominent features of the planet. Earth's flag would have a pale blue background to represent the vast amount of water in its many oceans. In the center, a moss-green circle would be placed to represent Earth's land and all its inhabitants. Finally, a layer of white diagonal strips overlay on top, representing the atmosphere and clouds in the sky. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Alex is a computer programming chatbot that helps the user learn more about programming.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Which programming language should I learn first as a beginner?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It is recommended to start with Python because it is simple to understand for someone new to programming.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Which programming language is widely used?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "JavaScript is the most common programming language used around the world.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How long will it take for me to learn 3 programming languages?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Gaining a solid understanding of 3 programming languages normally takes 6–12 months.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I'm going to be in Lousiville, Kentucky for business for a few days next week. Can you suggest some museums to visit during my free time? I want a numbered list of five museums.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. The Derby Museum-if there's one thing that Louisville is known for its horse racing. This museum located just minutes from the home of the Kentucky Derby, Churchill Downs, will walk you through the history of horseracing in the Bluegrass state.\n2. Louisville Slugger Museum & Factory-if you're a baseball fan this is a can't-miss stop. After watching the world-famous bats being made you can tour the museum and view bats used by some of baseball's greatest legends.\n3. The Speed Art Museum-this museum located on the University of Louisville's campus has something for every art lover. You'll find Native American and African art as well as contemporary and classic exhibits.\n4. Frazier Kentucky History Museum-at this museum you'll learn about Kentucky and its long history of bourbon production as well as significant historical Kentucky events and artifacts. \n5. The Muhammad Ali Center- this museum features an interactive overview of the life and career of boxing legend and Louisville native Muhammad Ali.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "My husband AND one of my kids are both having oral surgery next week. Can you help me brainstorm a grocery list of foods they can eat? I want meals as well as snacks, and prefer things that are really easy to prepare so they can feed themselves, otherwise I'll be stuck in the kitchen cooking for them all week instead of working. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can help with that! Here are some groceries to stock up on in preparation for oral surgery recovery:\n\n- Eggs: Scrambled eggs are easy to prepare and, as long they aren't overcooked, have a perfect texture for someone with sore teeth. They can be paired with lots of different flavors and can be suitable for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.\n\n- Oatmeal: Oatmeal makes a great healthy breakfast option for oral surgery recovery. It's extremely easy to prepare and can be mixed with cream, brown sugar, and cinnamon for a sweet treat. \n\n- Instant mashed potatoes: This is a staple for recovery from oral surgery. The texture is easy on the teeth, gums, and jaw, the flavor is mild and easy to pair with just about anything, and the carbohydrates in the potatoes help keep patients' energy levels up. \n\n- Yogurt: The soft texture of yogurt is easy on the mouth, but that's not the only reason to add it to your grocery list. While recovering from oral surgery, you may be prescribed painkillers and antibiotics. Both of these medicines can be tough on the digestive system, so the probiotics in yogurt can help prevent digestive discomfort if eaten daily. \n\n- Apple sauce: The texture of apple sauce makes it perfect for recovery from oral surgery. Plus, apple sauce makes a quick and easy snack at any time of day. It's healthy for a sweet snack, too, with a healthy dose of fiber and a relatively low calorie count.\n\n- Rice: If slightly overcooked, rice becomes very soft and easy to consume. You could add it to warm broth or soup for some extra texture, or make it into rice pudding for dessert.\n\n- Macaroni and cheese: Cook the pasta a little longer than the recipe advises to make this dish nice and soft. \n\n- Ice cream: You may not want to use ice cream to replace more nutritious meals, but the texture and temperature can be soothing to an inflamed mouth. Also, recovering from surgery can be quite unpleasant, so having some sweet treats in the freezer can help to keep patients' morale high. \n\n- Popsicles: Like ice cream, fruity popsicles can be soothing to the mouth due to their cold temperature. Popsicles may be a healthier alternative to ice cream, though.\n\n- Canned or jarred purée soups: You can find prepared soups in many different flavors, such as tomato, butternut squash, carrot ginger, cream of mushroom, and more. Just try to steer clear of soups with meat, whole beans, or large vegetable chunks in them. \n\n-Avocadoes: Once avocadoes are ripe and soft enough, they make a wonderful addition to other savory foods on this list like scrambled eggs or mashed potatoes. They are full of healthy fats, fiber, and protein. \n\n- Bananas: Let these fruits get a bit overripe and mash them before consuming. You can mix mashed bananas with yogurt or cottage cheese for a snack.\n \n- Tofu: Tofu is soft enough for oral surgery recovery, but can add a little extra texture to dishes like scrambled eggs, as well as extra protein.\n\n- Soft-cooked vegetables: Most vegetables, when overcooked, become soft enough that they can be mashed like potatoes. Some popular choices for oral surgery recovery are mushy peas, overcooked zucchini or squash, caramelized onions, roasted tomatoes, and sauteed spinach. Add these softened veggies to mashed potatoes, scrambled eggs, soft cooked rice, or macaroni and cheese for a full and nutritious meal. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Debugging this Python code is killing me. It says I have an error on line 17, but I can't see where. What do I do with this to fix it?\n\nmeasurements = [19923, 380124, 1513, 1351251, 1521351, 112, 21351, 112879, 197987]\n# this is line 17:\ndel measurement[5]\n\nprint(f\"The measurements without outliers are {measurements}.\")", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I checked the code and noticed you have a typo in line 17. It says \"measurement\" instead of \"measurements\" when the list you defined is called `measurements`. This fix should solve the error:\n\nmeasurements = [19923, 380124, 1513, 1351251, 1521351, 112, 21351, 112879, 197987]\n# Line 17 fixed\ndel measurements[5]\n\nprint(f\"The measurements without outliers are {measurements}.\")\n\nI replaced `measurement` with `measurements` to match the defined list name. Does this solve your error?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I really like the song Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes, except I don't know who Bette Davis was. Who was she and what was the deal with her eyes? ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bette Davis was an American film actress in the 20th century who played independent, strong women and was known for her seductive eyes. Her most famous role was in the 1950 film All About Eve. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write the information in this text to read like a gushy, enthusiastic fan meeting WordPress for the first time and talking to it. Give each fan statement the heading \"Fan,\" and each statement from WordPress, the heading\"WordPress.\"\n\nWhat Is WordPress? A Beginner's Guide\n\nCreating a new website is a daunting task. You want to build something your customers will love, but you don’t want the setup to take several months or be so technical that you need a developer for every single copy update.\n\nIn your research, you’ve probably come across WordPress as a possible solution. But there’s one issue — you have no clue what WordPress is or how it can help your business.\n\nWordPress is an open-source content management system (CMS). It’s a popular tool for individuals without any coding experience who want to build websites and blogs. The software doesn’t cost anything. Anyone can install, use, and modify it for free.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fan:\nOh my god! Is it...? I can't believe it's YOU. You're the popular open-source content management system Wordpress, aren't you?\n\nWordPress:\nYes, It's me.\n\nFan:\nI can't believe it! I built my website with you!\n\nWordPress:\nThat's great to hear!\n\nFan:\nDo you have a moment? I'd love to tell you a little about my story getting started with you.\n\nWordPress:\nSure, I have a moment or two.\n\nFan:\nWell, at first, I didn't know what WordPress was or how you could help me and my business. I was just a beginner and wanted to build a website and maybe a blog, something my customers would love. I thought it would be a daunting task to create it all on my own, especially because I didn't have any coding experience. Plus, I didn't want the setup to take several months and I didn't want my site to be so technical that I would need a developer for every copy update I wanted to make. So I started doing research, and then I found you!\n\nWordPress:\nThat's great!\n\nFan:\nAnd I also loved the fact that you didn't cost me anything! That I or anyone else can install, use, and modify you for free! So, I just wanted to say \"thank you,\" you really changed my life.\n\nWordPress:\nWell, I always love hearing people's success stories with me.\n\nFan:\nWell, I'm certainly one of them. But I won't keep you any longer. It so was nice to meet you.\n\nWordPress:\nLikewise. And you have a great day.\n\nFan:\nI will!\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How big is the largest known star UY Scuti, using the size of the Earth as a unit of measurement (i.e. \"five Earths\")?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The star UY Scuti could hold 6.489 quadrillion Earths if they were melted down. Its diameter is 1,708 times our sun's, which could only hold 1.3 million Earths in the same way.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Who was the first female mayor in the United States?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Susanna Salter was elected mayor of Argonia, Kansas, on April 4, 1887, making her the first female mayor in U.S. history. A group of local men placed her name on the ballot without her knowledge as a stunt trying to discourage women from participating in politics. On election day, she agreed to accept the office if elected. The Women's Christian Temperance Union and the local Republican Party members supported Salter with their votes, helping her win the election by a two-thirds majority. ", "role": "assistant" } ]