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You can tell your story and clear your conscious without any real life repercussions. | 1 |
A while ago, I somehow got myself into a scam of a house rental deal. Long story short, the monthly rent kept increasing from what was originally stated.
The problem is, we haven't actually moved in yet due to complications. As of now, the only thing stopping me from cancelling the deal completely is the fact that my roommates need me there to keep rent at the price it is now. How can I "casually" back out on this deal with being a complete dick to them? | 1 |
Sleep until your people get inside the door and ask where you are. After getting dressed, tell them you've been cleaning your room. Grab all your bedding (and possibly other laundry) and go put on a wash. They'll be comforted by the physical evidence of deep cleaning and they'll be less suspicious that you've been sleeping all day.
And you probably need to wash your dirty sheets anyway, you depressed and lazy piece of shit. | 1 |
It will pay off big time years later when you have kids. The wife won’t let me do it for fear I’ll “ruin” it! 16 years and I haven’t done the laundry once! | 1 |
Does anyone know where I can get the free copy of anki from? | 1 |
(I work for Panera bread, which probably helps because it's a restaurant and you usually get a survey for visiting a place like that.) | 1 |
Obviously don't try this at the same place more than once. It has worked so far at 5 for 5 attempts. Mostly at fast food chains but it also worked at a restaurant earlier this week. | 1 |
Hello, first time posting here.
I have made a hotel reservation through a 3rd party website and tried to cancel according with their cancellation policy. I went through the steps but never got any cancellation confirmation emails. I followed up today and was told that booking is still live. I have tried to explain my situation but no luck. If I cancel now I will have to pay the full price of the reservation $450.
I am trying to figure out what are my options to cancel the reservation. I guess the last resort is to cancel my debit card I used for the reservation, but it will probably cause more problems.
I haven't contacted the hotel yet, will do so tomorrow morning. | 1 |
I have been using expensive backpack for almost 2 years. It has been extensively used and it has some minor problems like straps don't hold properly anymore when loaded, it's started tearing a little, etc. But I don't think that warranty will cover these minor problems.
I want to claim full refund for the backpack and buy new identical one. In the past when zipper got damaged, I usually got full refund or replacement. How can I damage zipper? | 1 |
Start at a young age, do a thing that isnt that bad and badly lie about it. people will start to realize you are a bad liar, and on dire situations you can use your actual lying skills to get away with it easily ;) | 1 |
I have a vacation, but the area is all out of rentals cars within a 3 hour radius. I thought about renting a moving van instead, but am afraid they will not let me. Are there any tricks to doing this? | 1 |
After every flight, pin a small complaint. Something like, "they didn't take my drink order" or "didn't have any vegetarian options" Whatever miscellaneous hogwash potpourri comes to your mind, and like clockwork a business day later they're sending you $50 gift cards $100 gift cards. You can sell those on the secondary market | 1 |
Use DoorDash with an order of about $15-$20, on the app you can say the food was cold or wasn’t tasty, you’ll get your money back 100% (sometimes they give back more depending on the complaint). This works up to 3-4 before they start denying the complaints. You can always repeat it with other accounts if you have other phone numbers. | 1 |
Register as a Republican so they will contact you for surveys and focus group questions and count you as a Republican vote.
And then Vote for Democrats. | 1 |
When you place your order at the drive thru, always say that you also get a free cheeseburger because you have a student card. They never ever ask to see the card. I’ve been getting free cheeseburgers for like ten years and only been asked twice. Both times I just told them I must have left it at home, one of those times they just didn’t give me the freebie, the other time they still gave it to me. | 1 |
Bonus: Chinese honor system prevents them from doing a worse job than if you ordered at a more normal time. | 1 |
Over time these boxes leave a mark on the surfaces they are stuck onto, and the case being empty when found by the police will lend creedence to the idea that the car had been stolen using the key. | 1 |
If you (or someone you know) were involved in a car accident and were non-responsive for a few days, how would first responders know you have pets at home that need to be fed and let out? | 1 |
Tonight's Bare Knuckle & MMA fights = my slice of heaven | 1 |
If you have low hp then just make sure you have the item leftovers. Find a magikarp and waist turns with an awakening while the magikarp uses splash. As you waist turns you'll slowly raise you hp. Then boom! Your lopunny has full hp! | 1 |
Instead of paying $5.99 [USD] a month, simply make a throwaway alternative Reddit account, and gild one of your own posts on your main account. For every Reddit Gold you get, you get one month of Reddit premium. True, you don't get the 700 free coins; to fix this, you can buy 500 coins for $1.99. You may ask, "But with Premium, you get 700 coins! Don't worry, with this method you also will get 700 coins. Because you recieved your own Reddit Gold, you receive 200 coins on your main account for free. So, you've gotten Reddit premium for a grand total of $4, including the 500 coins to gold your own post from your second account, saving you $24 a year. Enjoy 😘 | 1 |
Only the founders and those who join extremely soon make money so start looking. | 1 |
My current apartment complex neighbor plays incredibly loud music with heavy bass. He does it at all hours of the night. What are some ideas to get rid of him. | 1 |
It will make driving sober a joke, and you will be so good and driving drunk that no cop will ever pull you over! | 1 |
I found out about this last time I ordered subway. I ordered a chicken sub and got a veggie sub. I went to the help button, clicked missing items etc. and submitted it. I got something like 4 dollars refund.
Ever since then I’ve been using it on anything I can find. Missing condiments? Let’s go, missing chopsticks? Let’s go, tiny amount of meat? Yep. Etc lmao imma get my ass kicked | 1 |
As I was on my afternoon bike ride thinking about my plans for next weekend, this occurred to me. I Thought it could be useful. | 1 |
Put your wife on [match.com](https://match.com) and enjoy the free dinners. | 1 |
Bonus points are if you have anything majorly wrong with you, they'll likely get it taken care of too. | 1 |
A phone call in advance isn't necessary, works inside the restaurant or in the drive-thru as well. Persistence is key, act disgruntled. You could either complain about the quality of the food or say that you got the wrong order entirely. Add in some fake points about how you drove all the way from X town, or that you had bought some of the food for your nephews and they were disappointed. Say that you'll leave a bad review or want to speak to the Area Coach (position that oversees several restaurants in a given area). I've worked in many restaurants and every fast food chain restaurant had it in their policy to give free food to disgruntled customers, regardless of whether or not you believed them.
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Worst case scenario, they tell you no, and you try the next restaurant. | 1 |
This is because hospitals will obviously first take care of those who need it most. Head injuries are potentially life-threatening and will put you ahead of everyone who doesn't. | 1 |
Put your sim card in an unlocked phone and hot spot to other devices as much as you please. | 1 |
Hey Guys,
I recently moved in to a new apartment, and there is a coin-op system for laundry. It's $2.00 for washer, and $2.00 for dryer. That's actually a lot of money for me. Can anyone help me out with a way to get free laundry? I've heard of putting straws in the coin slots, but I don't have straws. I've heard about buying the key too. But then I don't know what key would work. Please help me out if you can!
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[https://imgur.com/X33lIfb](https://imgur.com/X33lIfb) | 1 |
For example, steps to effectively gaslight someone. | 1 |
Can this get me out of anything? Like if I got pulled over and the name on ticket is a copy of my license, but technically incorrect, does that get me out of it the way parking tickets are void if an error occurs on it? | 1 |
Basically, if you told someone this happened, it would be an automatically accepted and understandable excuse, like a concussion. My situation involves a very unsavory position counseling at a sleepaway camp where they would know the validity of my situation because I have personal connections.
I’ve thought about the concussion route but faking it seems a bit hard and like a slippery slope, and inflicting it could definitely go very wrong. I thought about a bad poison ivy infliction but I feel like that might not be bad enough to get me out and would be more of a suck it up and get to work situation, even though on the plus side infliction is easy and has basically no other backlash besides misery.
Other situations can get rocky because of the doctor involvement/ need of doctor proof.
What I’m looking for and what hopefully you generous redditors can provide is unflappable excuses to avoid commitments.
(Hopefully this fits ULPT) | 1 |
You can usually get away with bringing whatever type of beer you want on the golf course without getting called out, but this ULPT makes the cart girl feel a little bit better about herself. | 1 |
My street has a direct, one mile connection between two terribly busy roads and not even one intersection. It is the perfect way to avoid rush hour traffic. However, some people insist on driving at least **double** the speed limit, and there are children playing in the yards, including a deaf child, for which there is a sign to mind your speed. We even had a pedestrian struck by a pickup truck last year. After several of the neighbors and I requested more "children at play" signs and speed bumps, and absolute *zero fucks* given from the city, I decided to take the matter into my own hands...
I purchased dozens of bags of aquarium gravel that matched the exact color of my street's asphalt from the local pet store. I sprinkled several generous handfuls every third of a mile on my street three times per week. As the cars rocket down the road, the gravel violently kicks up and riddles the car, which **terrorizes** the paint job.
After only four weeks, the problem was almost eliminated. The police put notices on mine and every neighbor's house trying to determine who was spreading the gravel. NOT EVEN ONE resident (that I know of) pulled a Henry Hill and ratted me out.
UProtip: I strongly recommend examining the gravel before you buy it and select a type with jagged edges, but even the smooth, round type will work just fine. The most important thing is to match the color of your road as closely as possible.
**TL;DR:** Save your children and yourself against felonious speeders by spreading aquarium gravel that matches the color of your's streets asphalt. | 1 |
With the 7/11 app once you create an account you have 800points you can buy whatever you want for free with those points (Medium coffee and Slurpee, Chips, Protein Bars). When finished simply remove the number from the account and leave it blank. If you want more just make another account using a different email; burner emails, or throwaway emails and use your same number to confirm sms. Easy, Simple, Free 🙌.
Enjoy ☺ | 1 |
Worked for me today. I'm free! | 1 |
Minimum wage employees will assume someone in a higher up position place them there and will likely not even notice if it disappears at the end of the day. | 1 |
I just walked home after buying my wife flowers for her birthday... almost every single woman I walked past smiled at me.
I would imagine this to be a great ice breaker if someone was single and was looking for a way to break the ice with people. | 1 |
Most of the time, level of grooming down there is directly correlated with the amount of getting laid.
Hairier the man/woman down below, lesser fun he/she is having currently. | 1 |
Tell your children that making the dishes is something only mature people are allowed to do. They will be thrilled once you finally allow them to do the dishes and enjoy doing them (at least for some time).
Source: Parents of a friend used this ULPT on him | 1 |
Heard about this somewhere lol | 1 |
Frame the copy of course, not the original document. This helps, trust me. Every morning when your wife wants to scold you for staying out late with your side hoes, she will think twice. | 1 |
So when you get too drunk and someone demands your car keys, you can give them the fake set and drive home. | 1 |
This honestly works better than naming yourself as a girl since so many girls play games now it's now longer a decent fetish bait. | 1 |
That way, you won't accidentally hook up with the ex and you won't be alone. As a bonus, all your friends will be talking about your life choices! | 1 |
Most of their cards are useless to you anyway, but they would still be happy to avoid the expenses of renewing their id, driver's license, etc. | 1 |
If you order things on wish it often, at least in my case, doesn't check if it arrived. If this is the case you can just wait a bit and then get a refund in the support chat. You just have to say you never received it and you will receive the full price you paid refunded (including delivery costs).
But as I mentioned they have to not check the arrival of the items. Some stores or items will be automatically checked and these you can't get refunded.
So you get a bunch of stuff for free. But the money will be gone for about a month until you can get the refund. | 1 |
Wanted to buy an expensive item (1400€ + 400€ postage) but apparently there were some issues on the sellers end, he could not receive some of my messages.
He contacted support team to see if everything was ok (I did message them too and everything was ok in my end) and then they advised him to not do business with me.
As the seller messaged me: "Yeah I contacted them yesterday, got a similar response, then got a personal warning to maybe leave this one! Weird!"
How do I confront them and ask for a big discount? | 1 |
DO NOT drink and drive it is stupid and you can kill innocent people
Source: this happened to a friend of mine and he did not get charged with a DUI instead he was given a ticket for reckless driving and had his car towed and had to find a new ride home. Paying 450$ in fines is nothing compared to the penalties for a DUI | 1 |
This only has a chance of working if your vehicle has a digital speedometer. Bonus points if you act concerned and claim you don’t know how to change it back. | 1 |
The bill is in future husband's name. How do I cancel his account and start one in my name before we get married in September? New customer rate is fantastic. | 1 |
Dump the bottle in their car, under multiple floor mats when their car is unlocked. No getting that smell out.
Same goes in their office space. | 1 |
My gym changed their cards to cards with a black box overlay on top of the barcode, you can see the barcode under the overlay, it's like a black box with opacity of 0.7.
When I try to scan this in with my phone, it doesn't scan anything. Can't find the barcode. When I enter it manually it makes a barcode for me which worked with the old cards but whenever I scan it, it does nothing.
How do I copy this barcode to work on my phone?
(Can't make a photo of it as people could copy it and use my membership.) | 1 |
I need it for 50% discount on Amazon prime | 1 |
Seen a lot of hate recently for the ads on youtube. You can report to skip but a couple ads dont give you the report option which is weird. Also report as inappropriate so somebody at youtube has to review the ad and then they will know our pain. | 1 |
I got an idea from someone at a car shop and was wondering if this would work, or if anyone had other ideas. My car has starting issues, and it’s not the battery, starter or alternator . I’m gonna take it to get some recall work tomorrow, and I was gonna give them the impression that I was gonna trade it and finance a new car , in hopes that they run a diagnostic check on the car . Will this work? | 1 |
Learned this from personal experience.
**Also:** Don't get a job where the reviews are high. Chances are management is really good. Good managers are the most strict and they'll expect a lot of work from you. | 1 |
Don’t try this with cheap bottom-shelf vodka or you WILL get called out. | 1 |
Just when they ask if you can go in and be unbiased, even if you're not. Just say that you're openly racist. It will dismiss you from the case and you don't have to worry about sitting as a Juror. It's a freedom of speech and you can't get into trouble for being honest. | 1 |
Hi, I signed up for The Mix (a student residence for Georgia State) a few months ago, but my brothers came home from college during spring break and advised against it. My dad got a voicemail saying we didn't reach the income requirement anyway, so I thought that was that. We lost a $100 application fee, but that was alright. I signed up for campus housing and am planning to stay there.
Fast forward to last week, I get an email with my room assignment and I'm thoroughly confused. I call The Mix and the girl says I have to pay another $100 before we can get the cancellation process going (it's actually $200 but my security deposit subtracts some). So I tell my parents, and I called again yesterday, ready to pay the $100.
The girl on the phone then tells me that even though we didn't meet the income minimum, that just means that all my preferences were lost, or something strange like that and that one of my guarantors (my dad) was approved. She then tells me there is no way to cancel, and that I need to get someone to sublease it.
My dad called today, and explained the whole situation. The lady today said that we called her back and offered a supplemental income, which was completely false. She also said that my dad signed an addendum after that message she left, so we should've knew we had been approved. I don't remember it being that way, but I haven't checked the dates on that in order to be sure. But all in all, she was saying I have no other options besides living there or subletting. I have no idea what to do now. Could there be a loophole? ANY help would be appreciated.
I told my older sister about it, and she keeps telling not to worry and that if all else fails, to just not move into that place. I'll get evicted after not paying for 30 days and that'll be that. Our credit scores will probably take a hit but they won't waste their time taking me to court or anything, so should I just NOT move into the place or not bother with subletting? This sounds pretty reckless but I don't know. Any advice?
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tl;dr: signed lease, thought I was off the hook because I got conflicting messages, but I'm apparently not. Want to get out of it now. | 1 |
They usually just feel around for bottles or anything hard. | 1 |
Tried this on a hunch, but very recently booked a pontoon boat in California that usually goes for 160 for 101. Called up the number listed and chit chatted for a bit before saying something like "I haven't yet booked the Groupon...." to which they immediately replied "oh book it though us and we will give it to you at the same price".
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Here comes the gold. If you say a number wayyyy too low they'll know your lying; your best bet would be to aim for \~40% off the original price with NO LIMIT. (there are groupons out there that say 30% off but they cap the maximum at $25)
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It'll be met with opposition almost assured. Start rambling about how you stacked promo codes and played around with the website (be NICE on the phone) and end up saying politely, " I can either book the skydiving on Groupon for $95 or I'll just book it through you which is much easier".
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BOOM | 1 |
You can easily manipulate the stuff in your online banking to look like you already paid earlier. When in fact you just did now or not at all.
Go into your online banking account, and open the developer tools of the browser. With the inspector tool you can finde let's say the date in the code. Change it to 3 days prior and take a Screenshot, and crop it accordingly.
You could also do that if you did not pay at all by manipulating a previous payment.
And just blame it on their bank, and profit.
Of course you could take photoshop or something. But I'm bad with it, and this is way faster. Also it looks perfect without screwing with the font or position. | 1 |
As the title sugests - I need some tips | 1 |
As the title sugests, i need some help woth avoiding conscription. | 1 |
Plan C:
Say you were joking again and apologize. You might get an annoyed / questioning look from her, but don't worry. Take out a ring and say you've never been as serious in your life as you are now, asking her to get married.
Of course once you have to use Option C, this LPT won't work anymore. | 1 |
I worked on a sales job and it didn’t working out because I didn’t get as many sales as they wanted, but I got some and still had the hourly. It’s been 30 days and they keep blowing me off. So far the only thing I can think of is to review bomb them. What are some other ideas to either get them to pay me or fuck them as much as possible | 1 |
I can probably get the password, but do I need anything else? | 1 |
Really make sure that your buddy is really busy at the time you suggest so actually listen to their side of the conversation. | 1 |
Each state is different, but in California the appointment list for 'regular' appointments and 'ADA compliant appointments' are different lists with different wait times.
Try it out for yourself!
Click the link, make an appointment. See the soonest date. Then go back and click the ADA box, and the soonest appointment will be weeks sooner!
https://www.dmv.ca.gov/wasapp/foa/officeVisit.do | 1 |
Requires a friend. Order any drink, then have your friend (act like a stranger) pick up the drink. Then you tell them someone stole your drink. They will make you a new one and give you a coupon for a free drink of our choice. | 1 |
You can also just get your parents to divorce too! | 1 |
I posted this on shitty life pro tips, but people seemed to be offended at the idea so I chose to post it here in it's UNETHICAL glory. | 1 |
Their shower will become less pleasant and they'll be out before ya know it! | 1 |
Most theaters allow you to return tickets either an hour before show time, or sometimes even right before show time. Know your theaters return policy, and if anyone asks just say you had some friends bail on you. Just saw John Wick 3 and accidentally bought too many tickets. Returned them right before, and then was graced with an empty seat next to me the entire time. It was awesome. | 1 |
Not sure as this fits in the sub, it *could* be illegal but I don’t think so since it’s technically a loophole.
So, there’s this app called Groovebook. It’s a subscription service that lets you pick 100 pictures per month and they’ll print them and send them in a book. It’s actual photo paper and the photos are perforated so you can tear them out and frame them if you want. When signing up, use the code “MYFREEBOOK”. This will get you your first book for free. When that book arrives, there will be a new referral code in the back that lets a “friend” get their first one free too. Now all you have to do is make a new account and keep using the new referral codes you get.
Now you may be asking: “Why can’t I just order more with the same coupon code?” I tried that before, and a few days after placing my second order on my new account, I got an email saying my order was canceled because the “MYFREEBOOK” coupon code had already been redeemed by someone at the same address, my original account. I’ve been doing this for a little while now and cycling the referral codes hasn’t failed yet. :) | 1 |
Only works if they can stabilize at the scene. | 1 |
Also works if with other events such as old school catch ups as long as there’s enough people to blend in with ! | 1 |
How can I get out of paying him the Bitcoin and keep the cash? He intends to buy stuff off the dark web. I don't want to ghost him because I see him most days. Any ideas? | 1 |
Just wet your hands and rub them on your pants to make it seem like you dried your hands on your pants and it’ll be unnoticeable | 1 |
If the police trace your phone to follow up, just say you thought you heard shots and got scared. Better to be safe than sorry | 1 |
I have a joint bank account with my SO. She's a recovering alcoholic, and I've agreed to stay sober with her so she isn't going through it alone. I'd like to withdraw $40 so that my pals and I can go to the bar while she's at her mother's for the day. When she comes back and notices the withdrawal from an ATM, what's a good excuse I can use to explain where the money went? Obviously I can't tell her that I bought something because A) I would've used the card to buy it instead of cash, and B) I would have the thing that I claim to have bought as proof, so I can't tell her that I bought a new drill at Home Depot, for instance. | 1 |
When you’re taking a piss and you don’t want to be bothered washing your hands because you didn’t piss on yourself like an adult but you’ll be judged at work just run your hands together as you walk out the door so it looks like you’re using hand sanitizer. | 1 |
My roommate is one of the most entitled, selfish, loud, and unintelligent people I've ever met. He's on a student Visa in Utah, from Korea. How can I get him either evicted or deported? | 1 |
Recently I applied for admission at the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna but was rejected over two privileged guys who come from wealthier families. After research I came to the conclusion that they bribed themselves in.
So, what should I do?
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Ah, and they happen to be Jewish, apparently.
(If that information supports finding a final solution to my struggle)
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Im a very forward-looking guy and willing to fight for my rights, even at the cost of others.
So this whole thing is really a concern of mine...
*Maybe I should consider a career in politics too?* | 1 |
So, one of my favorite priests is under investigation right now, but I'd still love to have him do my funeral. I don't think he'll be excommunication, so he can still perform those duties, and I think I'll be able to get him at a bargain. In my area, even despite his current ordeal for things apparently from long ago, he's still very much loved as a person. | 1 |
You need access to the router and Dos, or able to connect directly via cable (rj45).
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First check the router for label underneath with admin login and password, if not make a note of the router model and look online for default admin user/pass, otherwise will have to wire up.
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Open Dos, Run > CMD
Type ipconfig
Look for Default Gateway under wifi adapter for an ip (i.e. [192.168.1.1](https://192.168.1.1))
Open your browser, enter the ip from the Default Gateway you had to take you to router admin login page.
If you connect directly via cable then you wont need to enter credential here.
Look for settings with wording like bandwidth management.
You can usually add ip or mac address for other users here on some model of router, then you can set the maximum bandwidth/speed they have available to use.
To get the other user ip or mac address, go back to one of the top menu look for something with wording like network overview/summary and should show you a history or who is connected and their ip/mac.
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If you have rooted mobile you can just use an app like Wifi Killer 2.8.2 | 1 |
It's really hard to be an alcoholic and not have people notice. It always ends badly. However, I have experience in how to elongate the period of time before you get caught and/or die from alcoholism or ask for help.
- ***Breath***/***Smell***
This has always been a classic giveaway for the alcoholic. To avoid this, you'll want to stick to Vodka, because it is the most invisible so you're not masking other scents, just alcohol.
You'll want to invest some stock money into peanut production companies, and then buy peanut butter in all it's forms you can. The PB bites are a really good dry option that carry well, but a plain old jar of peanut butter will cover vodka much more than mouthwash will.
For smell, remember you secrete alcohol out of your pores, so showers are key, and lotions with scent help as well.
- ***Sneaking Booze In/Out***
Buy a commonly accepted beverage with a closable lid and claim to love it. Pour out the liquid and replace with vodka. Add coloring agents as necessary. Buy several so that if someone wants a sip of your *ahem* Gatorade you can just offer them another. This way, you never have empty bottles or cans in your way.
- ***Staying Productive***
Okay, you are playing life on hard mode. If you don't want to stop enjoying drinking, you will need to push so much harder than others. You'll have to battle decisions between feeling awful from withdraw or drinking and performing your job. Make sure you can't go to jail from your job (ex: doctor, engineer) and make sure you never get a DUI. Find work that suits these type of alcoholic pursuits, and either work from home or in a city with transportation that can get you there without your car.
- ***Plan an excuse for everything in advance***
Your face will get red. You got sunburnt. You sleep in too late. You were up late and decided to try an OTC sleeping pill. You're running off to the bathroom too much. You have a condition you're not comfortable disclosing.
Never get in a situation where you're not ready to have a narrative for any erratic behavior.
- ***Acting Classy***
Social Media is not part of your drinking. Hide your phone. Log on to reddit or youtube or something. When you're hammered you google Prince solos and not your ex girlfriend. Just don't, ever, be guilty by admission via insane behavior online.
- ***Get some help cause you're gonna die***
Alcoholic tip #1. This shit is not worth it, it isn't fun, and you're gonna die. People like helping someone who admits they have a problem. The shame will melt away soon and they will be proud of you for overcoming an obstacle.
You got this, I believe in you. | 1 |
using [This](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/video-speed-controller/nffaoalbilbmmfgbnbgppjihopabppdk?hl=en) chrome extension youcan just speed past the ads.
Obviously it only works on pc and chrome, but there should be a similar extension for other browsers | 1 |
ULPT Bonus because I'm so nice: Run out of phone numbers for verification? Remove your number from a redundant account and re-apply it. It'll give you the 1000 bonus points again!
I've done it three times now to get 2 free Super Big Gulps and a free medium Slurpee! :D | 1 |
Using F12 on most modern websites brings up the developer console. Using this nifty tool you can pretty much re-write any text displayed on the screen. So, if you're trying to make someone look bad, simply F12 on their account and replace one of their real posts with something a little bit spicier.
My favorites include:
"I'm not saying it was a hoax, but how do we know 6 million jews really died in the holocaust?"
"Sandy Hook was definitely an inside job, go watch Infowars, Alex Jones explains everything"
and of course the classic,
"I can't believe I have to work with colored (((people)))"
Simply replace the text of their post with one of these and that annoying, lunch stealing son of a bitch will surely be fired! | 1 |
You might have to pull an all nighter since you usually have until the teacher starts grading. Just make sure you save an extra copy before corrupting the file.
This obviously doesn't work with files notepad can actually read. | 1 |
This isn't really ULPT but people here seem to be good with quick explanations and avoiding conflicts. I have a personal situation where I need a cover story/socially acceptable explanation. I wrote a text to explain the situation (long, 1500 words but has all context) and would like it if someone could write some possible responses for me. Because it is a personal situation I would send the text in PM. Please let me know if you could help. | 1 |
Bonus if you make some growling noises and eventually leave a dead cat out or something. They will never go near your bedroom at night again | 1 |
You need access to the router and Dos, or able to connect directly via cable (rj45). (If you have rooted mobile you can just use apk like 'wifi killer' on public wifi to kick other people off, or possibly snoop on what they are browsing.)
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First check the router for label underneath with admin login and password, if not make a note of the router model and look online for default admin user/pass, otherwise will have to wire up.
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Open Dos, Run > CMD
Type ipconfig
Look for Default Gateway under wifi adapter for an ip (i.e. [192.168.1.1](https://192.168.1.1/))
Open your browser, enter the ip from the Default Gateway you had to take you to router admin login page.
If you connect directly via cable then you wont need to enter credential here.
Look for settings with wording like bandwidth management.
You can usually add ip or mac address for other users here on some model of router, then you can set the maximum bandwidth/speed they have available to use.
To get the other user ip or mac address, go back to one of the top menu look for something with wording like network overview/summary and should show you a history or who is connected and their ip/mac. | 1 |
Your landlord is in possession of a security deposit for a month and a half’s rent. Instead square up with him during your move out with what you owe exactly ( usually 1/2 a months rent). This takes the power out of your landlord’s hands to keep your security deposit for miscellaneous, or made up charges that landlords are known to make up in order to keep more of your security deposit. This is also a deterrent to bring you to court because it would cost him more money to do so if in fact the claims they make or false (DONT FORGET TO TAKE MOVE OUT PICTURES!!!). You’re welcome! | 1 |
It will allow you to spend the remainder later.
(Not really unethical in my opinion, but it was removed from LPT, so I figured I would try here) | 1 |
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