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"body": "Itachi Cena ? I can't see you I overused my mangekyou ?",
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Salty_Shark26 | 1,702,355,272 | 18gdjg9 | 5 | 1 | Hiruzen did not know about the plans for the massacre or the uprising. He had plans to visit the uchiha the day after the massacre also the same day of the uprising.
Danzo told itachi if he did not kill the clan then the Anbu would and sasuke would not be spared. So itachi felt forced to protect sasuke and his villiage. But if itachi had simply visited hiruzen ahead of time and not only told his about the Danzos plans but fugakus plans he could have avoided all of this.
I just feel like if hiruzen had knew about any of this he would have made sure all the blood shed was avoided. Hiruzen had his flaws as a hokage but he wasn’t evil and he surely would not want the uchiha to be killed without an attempt at negotiation. | Could the uchiha massacre been avoided if itachi told hiruzen | https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/18gdjg9/could_the_uchiha_massacre_been_avoided_if_itachi/ | self | richtext | discussion | uzumakiclan | Discussion | 0.5 | 1 | false | false | t3_18gdjg9 | t3_18gdjg9 | [
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"body": "Probably not, he already said he would try to negotiate with the uchiha but took his sweet time, more than likely hiruzen goes to danzo but ends up being convinced they have no other choice and itachi is still kills the clan to save sasuke.",
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"body": "Hiruzen did not meet the Uchiha Clan even once in the entire year after Shisui's death (which was the same time they knew a coup was brewing).\n\nHe clearly didn't give a shit about the Uchiha Clan and was just hoping Danzo would take care of it without him having to specifically ask or get his hands dirty.\n\nThis is supported by the fact that he admits to Sasuke that the Uchiha Massacre was his doing.",
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"body": "Tobirama separated uchiha and made them police force. I dont buy that Tobirama will let uchiha act on their authority alone so they had to give reports to hokage. When Hiruzen became hokage did he not care about uchiha giving reports to him and try to integrate them into the village. Maybe Hiruzen put some hyuga or other ninja join the police force? \n\nWhen kyuubi attacked the village Fugaku says we will protect the villagers and they dont want that meaning they had the idea even before that when Minato was hokage. After the attack villagers more cold toward uchiha. Hiruzen, elders and Danzo discuss this and they say what would uchiha accomplish attacking the village. The only one who can control the kyuubi is fugaku since u need mangekyo. But Fugaku was in the village. And Minato didnt say anything about the attack to anybody. Minato could have said to toads what happened and who behind the attack. \"There is a masked man, I believe he is Madara. He is behind this attack and Normal attacks wont work on him, he faze through and when he wants to attack he materilize himself\" This wont take 10 seconds to tell the toads and toads tell it to Jiraya and Hiruzen. \n\nOther thing is this revolt planned like 10 years prior so Itachi knew that uchiha cant survive the anbu attack and everyone will die. So other uchiha wont aware of that fact? Why didnt they try to make some contract of sorts with other clans for the coup? Like we know that everyone who try a coup will make very detailed plans so that they can succeed. \n\nHiruzen was hokage almost half a decade like 40+ years. It is enough time to convince or try something about uchiha but he just sits and do nothing. He is not a bad guy but he is definitely incompetent. \n\nItachi didnt say anything to Hiruzen about Shisui is make me think that Itachi secretly hated uchiha. IF he said to Hiruzen Shisui came to me and plan failed cuz Danzo took one of his eye.\n\nPeople try to justify this from other sources like Itachi somethings, there it explains the situation but they should give the answer in the show. I dont need to read other sources for info. IF they didnt show it in the series then it is their mistake. I jusr argue about only the series not manga or other sources.",
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"body": "After shisuis death, Hiruzen asked itachi to buy him some time so he can negotiate with the uchiha. A whole year passed and nothing changed. Even itachi was having a monologue about how incompetent hiruzen was.",
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"body": "No, Hiruzen couldn't do anything, the rebellion was 100% the Uchiha's fault, as were their deaths. They have to be grateful that when Hiruzen found out he didn't kill them all, in the world of Naruto this is normal, that's why nobody cares, Hizashi had to sacrifice his brother which is 10 times worse than what happened to the uchiha and at no time do they think about destroying konoha",
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Rude-Listen | null | nllcow | 73 | 4 | Kimimaro is healthy and has access to his Cursemark.
How far would he get?
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"body": "Bro what?? Druken Fist Lee was giving this mf a good fight, you really think he can beat Hidan?",
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"body": "Konan is not stronger than Sasori, but she would still beat Kimimaro.",
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"body": "hidan negs him ngl",
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"body": "Voted stops at Sasori though thinking about it he’s not beating Hidan",
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"body": "Stops at Hidan. The Akatsuki is in a different tier compared to him.",
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"body": "Beats zetsu and hidan",
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"body": "Hidan can't die",
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"body": "Too many comments about the Hidan matchup so I'll make a response here.\n\nI don't really see Hidan getting Kimimaro's blood, draw out the pattern, and perform the ritual without Kimimaro blitzing him in the process. Especially considering that Kimimaro can easily impale him via Bracken Dance a.k.a. Forest of bones.",
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"body": "He stop at Kisame, Healthy Kimimaro would be really op but I don't see him beat Kisame, even if he win, he would stop at Kakuzu/Sasori",
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"body": "Stops at Hidan. His ability is a terrible matchup, Hidan swiping blood from him would be so insanely easy if he used his Kekkai Genkai.",
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"body": "How much blood are we saying kimimoro let’s out in fight",
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"body": "I really can’t decide whether or he could beat hidan, i think hidan takes it high difficulty",
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"body": "Beats Konan but stops at Sasori. Not sure how he deals with Poison, and I don't think he has the means to kill him fast enough.",
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FatManPan | null | dj2m3k | 2 | 0 | I created a discord server basically
every naruto fan. If you are intrested, please join and or tell others about it. Have a nice day!
Link-https://discord.gg/DQefYYU | New Discord | https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/dj2m3k/new_discord/ | self | text | None | uzumakiclan | None | null | null | false | false | t3_dj2m3k | t3_dj2m3k | [
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"body": "but we already have one?",
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the_fourth_way | null | poezra | 4 | 2 | vs the leaves which would be ninja like the hokage who are front and center | ShowerThoughts Moment: The Anbu Root division is called Root because that's the part of the tree you don't see | https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/poezra/showerthoughts_moment_the_anbu_root_division_is/ | self | richtext | discussion | uzumakiclan | Discussion | 0.67 | null | false | false | t3_poezra | t3_poezra | [
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"body": "Isn't that the whole point?",
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"body": "Pretty sure Danzo says that at some point",
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"body": "Obviously",
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"body": "That’s the stated reason I think.",
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twilot_spankle | 1,441,412,218 | 3jmvth | 9 | 17 | Does anyone else remember these vids? | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIn2Ce43x20 | http://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/YJpbWNIQrB2CneAv-coX5aKT5Igb0aQmeW08gkRG9ZE.jpg | null | None | amesymbol | None | null | 17 | false | null | t3_3jmvth | t3_3jmvth | [
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"body": "There was a post about these a couple months back.\n\nTroll Jaws Kisame is best Kisame.",
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"body": "oh man.....this video is gunna be 10 years old soon.....where did the time go0-0",
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"body": "Yes! Absolutely loved them. ",
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"body": "Loool yes",
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"body": "I remember them being copy-pasted into Flipnote Studio when that was really big.\n\nIt's a shame flipnote studio died off because they took 5 years just to get it to the 3ds.",
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"body": "I remember seeing them under the title naruto fan flash.",
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"body": "HOLY SHIT. I remember watching these, these were funny asf.",
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"body": "These and the [stupid sakura project](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZI8AW1QNUI) series bring back so much nostalgia!",
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"body": "Are you rewatching the series or you just started \nAlso I love that episode",
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"body": "Hello! Your post was removed from /r/Naruto because it violates the following rule: \n\n>No memes or image macros (low effort or otherwise) \n\n>Use /r/dankruto \n\n>Note that posts which consist of just an image and the text from a meme is considered against the rules, even if the text is not on the image but is in the post title instead. \n>An example of an exception is redrawing memes into naruto characters like [this](http://40.media.tumblr.com/dd27185a2e3b699d499f19a7dd0f28c0/tumblr_n9x51oDrgH1slkit3o1_500.png) or making some dank gifs is fine, as it clearly shows some level of effort. \n\nThe full rule documentation of the subreddit can be read [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/wiki/rules). \n\n--- \n\nIf you have questions about this removal, please [reach out to us in modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FNaruto).",
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Hijutsu | null | 1484nu | 36 | 11 | Cause I really dont remember this happening | So...Has Naruto EVER killed anyone??? | http://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/1484nu/sohas_naruto_ever_killed_anyone/ | self | null | None | flamemasktobi | None | null | 11 | false | null | t3_1484nu | t3_1484nu | [
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"body": "he killed hinata's dreams\n\nZING",
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"body": "This question has been asked before, and the answer is more or less no. He has killed one person, the Sand Jounin that was disguised as Itachi, but that's it. Other than that, he has not directly killed anyone, though he has indirectly led to the deaths of a few people, like Kakuzu, Nagato, etc.",
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"body": "I still consider that he killed Kakuzu. He DESTROYED his body and left his final heart on the verge of failure, Kakashi just ended it for solo xp. Like say I shoot you in the neck, you're dying, but slowly, then you get hit by a train, do I get credit for killing you because you would have died anyways?",
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"body": "A few bad guys in the movies, the Sand Jounin that Itachi was possessing, multiple Paths of Pain (he *thought* at first that they were real people, which is all that matters), countless Zetsu and Edo Zombies, etc.",
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"body": "Kakuzu right? That's it I think.\n\nEdit after reading replies: So Naruto is a killing virgin?",
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"body": "While Naruto has only one successful kill in his life (somewhat). We can all say that Naruto had the intention of killing his opponents whether he knew they were alive or not.\n\nHis only confirmed kills are the giant snake in the forest of death and yuura. Other than that, Naruto just incapacitates his opponents that seems like murder.",
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"body": "He has not. He destroyed several of Kakuzu's hearts, but Kakshi dealt the final blow. Nagato used to much chakra, Haku sacrificed himself to take Kakashi's Raikiri, and so on and so forth. ",
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"body": "nope",
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"body": "So basically Naruto is in a way like Goku. Never really killing anyone. Goku out of the many he's fought he's only killed a few. Same with Naruto",
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"body": "He did kill yura",
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"body": "According to the Naruto Wikia, he killed Aoi Rokusho, Shura, Toki and Fuuka.\n\nAlso he participated in the death of Kakuzu.",
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"body": "No he hasn't, neither has Sasuke. Main characters resorting murder isn't a theme in Naruto.",
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B_Nasty21 | null | hcr7hn | 5 | 6 | I honestly didn’t notice much filler as I watched the 700 or so episodes. Occasionally yeah, there were retreads of past episodes but I really liked those. They only focused on the big moments. Moments that I loved.
The only time I noticed there was lots of filler and that filler wasn’t particularly great was when they (naruto and 8 tails) were sailing to the island. There were about 20 random episodes before they got there and they weren’t great. But every other episode was phenomenal to me | (Spoilers) Does anyone else disagree that Naruto’s filler episodes are awful? | https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/hcr7hn/spoilers_does_anyone_else_disagree_that_narutos/ | spoiler | richtext | discussion | uzumakiclan | Discussion | 0.76 | null | false | false | t3_hcr7hn | t3_hcr7hn | [
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"body": "I see filler as either additional worldbuilding or useful for character development or screentime so I like them",
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"body": "I generally like fillers, too! \n\nPlus I cannot stand not knowing things, so even if it's \"not canon\", I still have to see it. It's not as bad as they make it out to be anyway, you get to see more of the characters that we like, what's so bad about it. \n\nSometimes I also enjoy a break from the main story. \n\nPlus I'm a sucker for comedy fillers, often times they're even up there in my top episodes lol",
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"body": "some are great but the timing is what makes them bad imo",
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"body": "Some of the filler was super ass and took away from the story/world of Naruto but other filler (like the 3 tail filler in Shippuden that I see people hate on) are still good",
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"body": "The man, the myth, the legend, MADARA UCHIHA aka the man with the plans or should i say the *meteors*",
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"body": "Mine is still coming down the line, for some reason my country has to wait forever for this, but I'm excited still nontheless. Looks great.",
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"body": "i wonder if smoking gives him extra smokiness in the ash jutsu",
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"body": "Asuma died because cigarettes are bad for you, subliminal messages.",
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"body": "Too bad Asuma died, he was a good character",
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"body": "My favorite thing about Naruto is that everyone that dies dies with a smile, almost like they are fulfilling a purpose and dying for a reason. It fuels the younger generation to push harder, at least that’s what I tell myself to not be so sad :)",
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"body": "Every single time I see a Asuma post I just want to cry. ",
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"body": "Okay this is sick.",
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"body": "I love this so much.",
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"body": "Artist [:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZpDYHcFFd4) https://bcy.net/illust/detail/80064/998689",
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"body": "Is it bad that I'm glad that Shikimaru smokes cigs now? I mean he's obviously smoked 🌲🌳🌴 since day 1, but I'm loving the cig action",
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"body": "evening cringe",
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"body": "It's kinda sweet but kinda sad.\n\nI know it was all Asuma left him, but Asuma was instilling bad habits in Shikamaru by smoking so much around him.",
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heart-station | 1,435,014,123 | 3ardfy | 9 | 59 | Mama by ilaBarattolo | http://ilabarattolo.deviantart.com/art/Mama-540922366 | http://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/kah4FhovRiTXGpQxjI1TXRWwbNqHNv6u7iyAjewiTuY.jpg | null | fanart | None | Fan Art | null | 59 | false | null | t3_3ardfy | t3_3ardfy | [
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"body": "Sakura is actually such a good Mum.",
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"body": "Both eagerly awaiting the return of Sasuke so the family can once again be complete <3",
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"body": "That's not Karin /s",
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"body": "Spoiler tag this",
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"body": "But that's not her mom",
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Snowstormgecko | null | 1cyncj | 4 | 2 | Why cannot I see posts with spoilers? This has been frustrating for several days, can anyone help? | Help! | http://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/1cyncj/help/ | self | null | None | kyuubi | None | null | 2 | false | null | t3_1cyncj | t3_1cyncj | [
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"body": "What do you mean? They don't show up in your list? you can't open them? They're empty? \n\nDo you use RES?",
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jonaintshit | null | hlw5cj | 12 | 1 | what r the funniest quotes in the anime in ur opinion? | https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/hlw5cj/what_r_the_funniest_quotes_in_the_anime_in_ur/ | self | richtext | misc | uzumakiclan | Misc | 0.6 | null | false | false | t3_hlw5cj | t3_hlw5cj | [
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"body": "sasuke: “how do i always end up kissing you” naruto: “you took the words right out of my mouth” this is in the dubbed version not the subbed version",
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"body": "“Why would a grown man go all out against mere children?” Madara to the Five Kage\n\n“ Huh? You fat fuck!” Hidan \n\n“Go suck a dick Kakuzu” Hidan \n\n“ You think some gay little birds are going to stop us?” Hidan again \n\n“Every Jutsu has a weakness, and this Jutsu’s weakness is my existence.” Itachi to Kabuto \n\n“ Yo Aloe Vera where the fuck is Sasuke.” Naruto to Zetsu \n\n“ I can’t even pee when someone stands behind me.” Madara to Hashirama \n\n“ Huh! Am I... sweating? No, just rain those fools could never make me sweat.” Obito\n\n“You have friends?” Gaara’s dad to Gaara",
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"body": "Just rewatched this but when the Akatsuki think that Tobi dies, Zetsu says “I’ll go mourn his death”, and his other half says “you must be really bored”. That made me laugh. \n\nAlso, when in the beginning Naruto calls chakra “chatra“ that killed me.",
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"body": "Hashirama: I'll deal with you later",
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"body": "“We will win”\n\n5 kage against Madara",
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"body": "“I’m a schoolgirl in love with her senpaiii”\n\n-Tobi talking about Deidara.",
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hungryfordonuts5 | null | ff0jpr | 6 | 7 | Edit: Forgot question mark *?
I’m a 200lb dude and i’ll admit I cry all the time to this show. When Gaara talked about how Naruto saved him, I cried. The same with Jiraiya’s death, Neji’s, etc. Idk if it’s normal to have such a strong connection but ngl I get worked up while watching it. I cried for about an hour when Naruto asked Iruka to be his dad too. | Anyone else have a really strong emotional connection with the show. [SPOILERS] | https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/ff0jpr/anyone_else_have_a_really_strong_emotional/ | spoiler | richtext | discussion | uzumakiclan | Discussion | null | null | false | false | t3_ff0jpr | t3_ff0jpr | [
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"body": "Not just during emotional moments or plot twists. There's this emotion, this state of feeling that I've never really been able to replicate bar from a few other moments watching tv/anime.\n\nBeing seriously engrossed in these characters and the world as a whole, it's a great feeling",
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"body": "Naruto is I dont know what to say its just a connection that I m not able to describe. I can only say that this connection is beatiful",
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"body": "Smh. I’ve cried more than that😂",
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"body": "Yeah I grew up with Naruto and then Shippuden in middle school. I got really teary when Itachi came back and fought with Sasuke and the goodbye... Kishimoto is a genius",
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"body": "28m here, I've watched the show start to finish several times and it still gets to me. Even as soon as Haku I get to tearing up. Shit, even in the first episode where Naruto says \"if you lay a finger on my sensei, I'LL KILL YOU\" literally just watched it earier today and it still gives me chills. I fucking love Naruto man",
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"body": "Not necessarily to the show, but certainly to specific characters.",
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Black_Wolf75 | null | zrt54z | 45 | 0 | I haven't seen many people voting for Naruto! C'mon Guys, Let's give our protagonist the support he deserves! | richtext | misc | uzumakiclan | Misc | 0.3 | null | false | false | t3_zrt54z | t3_zrt54z | [
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"body": "Yeah there is a reason why most people aren't voting Naruto and I think it's obvious",
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"body": "Literal NPC behavior. You do know that the #1 spot gets their own manga chapter? Why would you want another one about Naruto when there are characters like Hashirama, Sakumo, Minato, who can give us a chance to learn more about their stories.",
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"body": "Man he has a 700 chapter manga, two anime series and several movies. WHY does he need a manga",
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"body": "The show is based on his life lol",
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"body": "..........",
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"body": "fuck no, vote for literally anyone else, like imagine a volume all about minato, or even fugaku uchiha",
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"body": "100% agree, we don’t know nearly enough about him",
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"body": "Are you high?",
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"body": "Why is everyone talking about a new manga? I'm confused (tbf I haven't been on reddit in a few days so that might be why)\n\nIsn't it just a popularity poll?",
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"body": "[removed]",
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"body": "Naruto, Sasuke & Kakashi are easily top 3 in the fandom globally.\n\nthe question every fan is asking is do I want another story of 17 to 30 pages of them.\n\nif there was no one shot going to the winner Naruto would easily win this.",
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"body": "Hmm. No. He’s the main character. You’ve seen his face for almost half the show. He’s in every arc, do I even need to say more",
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"body": "Why?",
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"body": "ah yes, i havent gotten enough naruto content! lets not vote for the characters we actually need backstory on! good idea!",
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"body": "I hope we get manga chapters on Naruto. I want to learn more!",
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"body": "How is he even an option? He already has the entire Manga about him and the sequel about his kid. We don't need another story about him.",
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"body": "The whole show is about him dude ,c'mon",
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"body": "[Pardon?](https://youtu.be/9ypJpT1OkWw)",
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"body": "How dumb",
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"body": "There's an entire 720 episode dedicating to him.",
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"body": "I can't figure out if this post is a troll or not.",
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"body": "This is so dumb",
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"body": "Why not give another character their own solo story? That’s the whole reason for the vote",
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"body": "If Naruto wins, it'll just continue the manga which I wouldn't mind tbh \nBut I had to go with Minato",
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"body": "Vote for naruto if you're an NPC",
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"body": "That's the most non-sensical thing I've ever heard. Naruto had his time to shine, since he already has 700 manga chapters dedicated to him. His story is finished. Give other characters time to shine...",
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"body": "Yaa imagine he wins the vote and he gets his hairs back and some how kurama comes back😭😭",
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"body": "HE HAS 700 CHAPTERS DEDICATED TO HIM LET SOMEBODY ELSE TAKE THE SPOTLIGHT THIS TIME",
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{
"body": "bruh",
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"body": "He is mc",
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"body": "Why you should spotlight a character who gets a whole series that is extremely long in addition",
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"body": "Who you choose to vote for is **your** right, and nobody is allowed to tell you that you’re wrong for who you vote for. So don’t let others guilt trip you into voting for less popular characters or “characters who didn’t get enough screentime”. This is a popularity contest of who’s **your** favorite character or who are the best in the series in your opinion. I'm personally not voting for Naruto, but I respect that you are since that's the point of the poll, to vote for who do you like the most.",
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BaphometALIVE | null | 3z2h93 | 2 | 2 | Viz Media Digital Release Schedule for Naruto Shippuden Sub and Dub as well as other Anime | https://dw9to29mmj727.cloudfront.net/streaming/schedule/5115-JAN_NA_Programming_2016v4.pdf | default | null | None | akatsuki | None | null | 2 | false | null | t3_3z2h93 | t3_3z2h93 | [
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"body": "Ah fuck, they just *had* to mention Blood Lad at the bottom and remind me, that was a great series, shame it got cancelled.\n\nTime to re-watch it.",
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"body": "Forgot to write that this schedule is for January in the title.\nyou can watch here or on Hulu\nhttp://www.viz.com/anime/streaming",
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[deleted] | null | jieu6v | 1 | 1 | According to you which fillers are worth watching in naruto shippuden? | I need suggestions | https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/jieu6v/i_need_suggestions/ | self | richtext | discussion | None | Discussion | 0.67 | null | false | false | t3_jieu6v | t3_jieu6v | [
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"body": "All of them.",
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deathsakuu | 1,693,915,001 | 16am7nb | 130 | 1 | I just wated to share with you my last cosplay, I love this version.
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"body": "Very nice looking Sakura. You slayed it!😍",
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"body": "It could be anyone but Sakura. \nAlso Akatsuki robe ? Why ?\n\nYour face is gorgeous tho.",
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"body": "I’m sasuke btw",
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"body": "Mommy Sakura 😍",
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"body": "So in the alternate universe where Sakura was the 106 she also joined the Akatsuki? She’s going to kill both Naruto and Sasuke isn’t she?",
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"body": "Nice! Akatsuki Sakura is one of my favorite fanon characters",
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"body": "Peak best girl cosplay 😍😍😍😍😍😍",
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"body": "Love it",
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"body": "I don't like simping, but damn, nice 106 CM",
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"body": "1000/10 COSPLAY! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO TSUNADE! 😵💫",
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"body": "Nah I thought this was big mom at first 💀💀💀",
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"body": "Love the Sakura cosplay!! The pink parasol compliments your pink hair so well🩷",
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"body": "Throw on a purple wig and then you have hinata akatsuki. Tie up a blue wig with a Bun and you have the paper girl( minds going blank on her name).",
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"body": "Literally would",
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"body": "Only thing accurate is the hair. Rest r just tsunade cosplay",
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"body": "Wow 😍 just wow",
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"body": "Honestly, with your body, it would be more fit to cosplay Tsunade .",
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"body": "this crazy cause everyone calls me sasuke",
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"body": "Absolutely stunning. Akatsuki Sakura is and interesting concept, cool to see a cosplay showing that.",
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"body": "That’s after she learned the BigMac no jutsu!",
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"body": "Can I be your Naruto? (I want you to hit me)",
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"body": "Ino?",
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"body": "Need me one of these fr😥",
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"body": "Akatsuki: if you join us we can teach you a jutsu that will make Sasuke fall in love with yo- Sakura: SOLD!",
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"body": "♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️",
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"body": "Very nice I shall follow",
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"body": "Please do Hinata… I need it",
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"body": "Really love the final result, and I don't know if you edit your own photos, but the lighting is really cool it feels breezy and like the endings where theyre at the beach. I think you were able to convey a nice sense of warmth.",
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"body": "Gyattttt",
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"body": "How were you able to do the gem(?) on the forehead? Seems difficult",
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"body": "I like how u even wearing the akatsuki ring..",
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"body": "You should do Konan, if you wanna cosplay an Akatsuki :P",
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"body": "This ate🔥😮💨",
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"body": "DUUUDE, this is so good. Keep it up!",
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"body": "Cool",
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"body": "Bro I just had a thought: Imagine if this crazy chick did join Akatsuki. They’d be unstoppable! Her seal combined with her medical jutsu and summon would make it incredibly hard to kill its members. As for the motivation, that one’s up in the sky somewhere. Tell me what you think.",
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"body": "Eumh.... No not even close...",
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"body": "Okay but that robe is everything where did you find it ?!",
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"body": "Do you like to draw attention from married men? Because of his comment under your photo, I'm sitting at my moms house and thinking about divorce. Thanks for the pic, it meant a lot for my relationship. His unfaithfull ass and you whore seeking attention can SUCK DICK.",
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"body": "Looks good",
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"body": "Dat ain't Sakura she flat and slim",
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"body": "Killer!",
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"body": "I can see where Sakura keeps her massive chakra reserves.",
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"body": "I like the Akatsuki look.",
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"body": "Looking forwarda for tsunade",
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"body": "Yesssss!!! Always love to see a fellow girly who loves Sakura! You look incredible 🩷🩷",
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"body": "It looks like Tsunade cosplaying Sakura. Looks damn good",
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SpecialPowerss | null | ov2rys | 9 | 4 | His story, His struggles, His Triumphs
[View Poll](https://www.reddit.com/poll/ov2rys) | In a different world could you see Shikamaru being the main character of his own show? | https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/ov2rys/in_a_different_world_could_you_see_shikamaru/ | self | richtext | discussion | uzumakiclan | Question | 0.76 | null | false | false | t3_ov2rys | t3_ov2rys | [
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"body": "a character like shikamaru lends himself more to a side character role tbh",
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"body": "He could be but It's all such a drag you know.",
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"body": "Just so you know from a different world they have said “could you see Naruto being as the MC of this show?”",
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"body": "Basically Ninja Dr.stone",
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Sid777Gautam | null | i8en76 | 9 | 0 | [removed]
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"body": "I think if Pain has the other paths with him, he wins.",
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"body": "Minato has flying raijin along with Sage Mode. He wins.",
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"body": "The only thing Minato has to fight Pain is ftg and rasengan. \n\nI honestly don’t see Minato winning. He can’t even use [SageMode in battle because it takes too long to knead up chakra and he can’t even maintain it for long.](https://m.imgur.com/5cFQzeG?r)\nSo trying to knead chakra up will leaving and opening for pain to attack him because he doesn’t have Gaara and Guy stalling for him and even if he was to tried and come back in SageMode he won’t be able to move with ftg in SageMode. Lastly, one kick will knock him out of SageMode just like what Madara did to Minato.\n\nSo all he has is summoning jutsu, rasengan, and Ftg. The only thing that can damage pain is his rasengan. Gakido literally absorbs chakra.\n\nSo how is Minato standing s chance?",
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Randizzle8625 | null | 4mv7uw | 13 | 7 | I have seen people label it an illusion while others say it is a transformation. Also, this seems to only apply to Naruto as there are people that claim his is unique. The way he uses the Henge is probably to blame.
I have only seen Naruto use Henge a few times. These are to transform clones into weapons or when he uses the Oiroke no Jutsu. The main differences between Henge and Oiroke is the handseals. Henge requires Dog -> Boar -> Ram while Oiroke only requires Ram.
Another possibility is Naruto somehow reverse engineering the variation Tsunade uses. Tsunade uses a variation of the Henge that is permanent to make her appear younger. The only time she reverts back to her normal age is when she released the chakra stored in the diamond seal on her forehead.
We can safely assume Naruto's education was sabotaged early on. If it wasn't, someone would have noticed Naruto having too much chakra for the Bunshin. Plus it would explain why Naruto didn't do well in school (skipping not helping either).
Cause of this, Naruto could have not been given proper instruction on the Henge, from seeing others doing the jutsu, he could have only seen the Ram seal. As a result, he could have made his more permanent cause he has more chakra at his disposal.
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"body": "It's an actual transformation as we see with Gamabunta. He turned into an actual giant fox with claws and teeth that work as if they were real.",
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farhad1223 | 1,527,448,556 | 8mh4st | 20 | 19 | I feel he got f\-cked over by plot writing bs in his fight against Kakashi Yamato and Naruto, honestly I'm certain he could have taken all of them out at the time if it wasn't for bad writing.
1. 90 years old so he was around the generation where the strongest shinobi of all time existed, if you look at it at them times shinobi was the strongest they had ever been in history, \(1st hokage, madara, 2nd hokage, Muu\) so it makes sense that Kakazu would have been strong as he was born in that time and survived through it.
2. Immune to genjutsu, hearts can snap each other out if they're caught in genjutsu as they work when the main body is unconscious
3. Immune to physical attacks, doton domu underrated ability, immune to all physical attacks unless they are powerful lightning style or he forgets to activate it
4. 5 hearts, and they are incredibly tough, it takes one chidori to take out one, and a wind style rasen shiruken only takes 2 out, and not many people have abilities on the same level as a chidori so in most cases he is unkillable.
5. Number advantage, number advantage is a huge thing in naruto verse and real life too, they can share information across and they have each others back so when they are out on the field you can't sneak behind the main body like Kakashi did.
6. Sensing ability, Kakazu has a sensing abliity
7. Spagheti mode, he can fly, blitzing speed \(in that form he is easily easily the fastest in the Akatsuki\), blitzing power, he can shoot spaghetis to pierce enemies at insane speeds
8. Was chosen to assassinate the god of all shinobi, it was a failed attempt, but still he was strong enough after the battle to kill all the elders of the village at once and steal their hearts. When he returned to his village they were all disappointed, so you can't make the argument they were throwing everything they had at Konoha, they really expected him to solo assassinate Hashirama, which says that either he was stronger when he was younger or got heavy nerfs
and was f\-cked over when he was older.
9. Each hearts are Kakashi level ninjutsu, as when the lightning one struck Kakashi used chidori to counter it and he was literally exhaustsed and out of breath to block it and Kakazu wasn't phased.
So yeah his kit and abilites are really OP if you look at it one by one but he got f\-cked over by plot, I'm certain in his 90 year old mode he is Nagato level, stronger than Itachi and Kisame, around Nagato | Kakazu far far stronger than you think | https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/8mh4st/kakazu_far_far_stronger_than_you_think/ | self | richtext | discussion | None | Discussion | null | 19 | false | false | t3_8mh4st | t3_8mh4st | [
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"body": "Here's an easily overlooked fact: Hidan and Kakuzu had spent the *six days* participating in the sealing of two Tailed Beasts and ended up fighting Team 10 later on in that last day.",
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"body": "Honestly none of Akatsuki members are weak, their abilities counter each others. A may win against B, B may win against C doesn’t mean A will win against C.\nIn this case, Itachi still has his Ameterasu and his Susano, arguably the best none perfect form Susano among Uchiha clan because the Totsuka Blade and Yata Mirror. I don’t think Kakuzu can win against that if they fight for real. Also Itachi’s taijutsu and ninjutsu are counted as top tier in the Naruto verse proved when he was in anbu.\nFor Kisame, he has the ability to drain chakra while he himself is called the tailless beast because of his chakra pool. He just need to stall the fight til Kakuzu’s run out, he can also create water environment to gain advantage against his opponents, I bet Kakuzu can’t breathe under water.\n\nBut still, Kakuzu himself is really strong, no doubt about that.",
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"body": "i think kakuzu would have mid diffed kakashi in a 1v1. ",
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"body": "Yeah Kakuzu is overlooked, but to say he's Nagato(Nagato aka Edo-Tensei with one body) level is really pushing it.\n\nYou're basically saying he beats Sage Mode/MS Sasuke when he clearly isn't at their level. He has no answer to Itachi's Susano and I would favor Kisame over him.\n\nHe's the 5th strongest Akatsuki member in my book, but this thread is pure fan service.",
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"body": "Imagine if Pain didn’t call them so early when they defeated team 10, RIP half of Kohonas Chunin ",
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"body": "Kakazu kicked MS Kakashi ass. Kakazu should be in the same tier Kisame",
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"body": "Afaik no one thinks Kakuzu is weak. The guy is a powerhouse to take down and even though he can get countered by Kisame, Sasori and above, the guy is no joke. His elemental releases and his battle expertise were amazing. Kinda sad that he got taken out by Naruto so easily, one Kage Bunshin shouldn't have just simply completed the job. That too, it wasn't even as personal of a fight for Naruto was it was for T10. IMO they should've saved the Rasenshuriken for Pain's battle.",
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"body": "More cool renigan paths from Sasuke\n",
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"body": "A new version of rasengan and chidori would be pretty cool. ",
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"body": "\nSasuke should use Kakashi's thunder dog, but instead of a dog it should be a small Kirin. ",
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"body": "An attack that tells us whether they're truly planetary or not. ",
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"body": "Naruto using other jutsu's beside different color rasengans. Sasuke use Indra arrow without the all the Tailed Beasts ",
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"body": "If you’re saying the frogs are the strongest summons I don’t think I agree. If you’re not counting the Tail beasts and Edo Tensei I still think Manda is stronger than the frogs. Manda 2 is definitely stronger.",
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"body": "yes it gets better",
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"body": "It's good when it follows the manga, unfortunately that's only 20% of the time",
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"body": "Anime is largely filler, but its finally adapting the good stuff. Id still wait for boruto: kai before starting it\n\nThe manga is killer though, a must read",
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"body": "Apologies for quality or whatever ... I'm doing this by phone ",
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"body": "I would love that game unabashedly!\n",
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"body": "If you have a 3DS pick up Naruto Powerful Shippuden. It's not as free moving as CC but its still a pretty rad game. ",
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"body": "Nice episode. and i'm kinda happy it didn't end with Himawari just instantly deciding to become a shinobi.\n\nEhou was just the biggest dick, and the other girl just following along him wasn't great either",
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"body": "[Protecc](https://i.imgur.com/9wXuUdI.png)",
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"body": "Please hit me\n\n*proceeds to gentle fist the dude*",
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"body": "So Himawari can activate her byukagan at will now 🤔",
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"body": "Ehou was such a complete tool to Himawari this episode I half expect to find five different video essays on youtube explaining what a deep and complex character he is by the end of the day.",
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"body": "Unpopular opinion: the other two are just fine; they aren't even IN the academy yet. Like yeah Ehou was a bit of a jerk, but he knew he was wrong after the mission was over. Don't tell me you've never seen a kid be a bit of a rowdy smartass know-it-all.",
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"body": "Ehou was just chugging that Hateorade.",
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"body": "If Himawari did become a ninja, I feel like she'd be very similar to Minato.\n\nThe guy was a jerk, but I totally understand him. Imagine training for a long time and having a big determination to become a ninja only to get shown off by someone who doesn't even know if they want to become one.\n\nSo glad they didn't make Himawari perfectly skilled. Also, did she just active her Byakugan willingly now? Or was that still due to instinct? \n\nDoes Iruka not have a relationship with Naruto's children? Considering he was like a surrogate brother to him and was the best man at his wedding? (I could just be forgetting things)\n\nSo I guess Himawari is still keeping her options open. I respect it, but what a tease.",
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"body": "Oh, that was as cute as one could expect. I really liked the opening scene where she looks at different jobs, it's very reminiscent of one's childhood. She could always join the academy but choose different courses, I think Denki wasn't originally going to be a ninja, if I recall correctly.\n\nI wish we could have gotten some flashback scenes of Himawari training with the Hyuuga, since it looks like she can use her byakugan at will.",
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"body": "Can’t believe AutoMod is working smoothly again and on time, wow",
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"body": "When that lil shit put his hands on Himawari, I was hoping someone would kill him",
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"body": "Wow boy pushing a girl around when you both are what, 8? Toxic masculinity got through into the Ninja world!\n\nThe best part was Iruka the principle jumping around the forest in his official uniform. For some reason this old guy enjoying the outdoors made me giggle.",
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"body": "Ehou is a hoe.",
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"body": "Himawari at her best! I love that little ball of sunshine",
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"body": "Looking forward to Himawari: Naruto Next Next Generations in about 10 years. Seriously though, fun episode to see more of Hima. Especially her chat with Iruka.",
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"body": "Very solid episode. The other two kids might have been a little annoying, but they acted like believable kids who grew up in Post-War Naruto world. I would like them being a part of Himiwari's future team, they balance off her well! (I''m pretty sure she'll still end becoming a Shinobi, maybe in a dramatic YOU NEED to train now situation)",
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"body": "This was great. I NEEDED hima to be a ninja. She shares the same lineage as boruto and therefore has the potential to become insanely powerful. Like, powerful enough to legitimately contribute to fights in at least the later half of part II. I really hope they capitalize on her and give her some dope, never before seen shit.",
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"body": "Ehou was gonna catch a fade if he don't settle his ass down. Ehou? More like asshole amirite? On a serious note though, I like how Ehou had the absolute balls to knowingly push and verbally abuse the Hokage's daughter LOL. I honestly didn't think the trial session was that serious considering it was made for kids to find out if they wanna be a shinobi or not. I'm not exactly sure why Ehou and the other girl even had to attend that in the first place if he was dead set on going to the academy. But I guess he did suggest that it was to impress the teachers.\n\nOn a different note, now we get to see the extent of how much Hinata and Hanabi trained Himawari. I'm decently surprised because not only does our little nugget have the byakugan, but she's already agile and knows shurikenjutsu. They're setting her up to be a prodigy just like Minato. She can almost use wall walking which Naruto and friends didn't even learn until their first genin mission. I just want to keep it so that Himawari is just good at everything but she's super oblivious to it.\n\nOkay last point of discussion...How are Himawari and Boruto not familiar with Iruka/Kakashi? Did they not visit Naruto's kids when they were young or something? I guess for Kakashi I can understand since he was Hokage and was a little busy, but Iruka stood in Naruto's wedding as his father, so why are the kids so unfamiliar with him?",
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"body": "Reposting this here, but Himawari's teammates are winners of the Borukura original character contest, like Denki and a few other manga background characters before them.\n\n* Itomaki Yuina (糸巻ユイナ), [Chapter #18 Borukura](https://i.imgur.com/Z5XKuN6.png) winner, created by Yamashita Misato of Kanagawa Prefecture.\n\n* Norimaki Ehō (海苔巻恵方), [Chapter #26 Borukura](https://i.imgur.com/agyyBcz.jpg) winner, created by Ryu of Saitama Prefecture.\n\n[Here's a post I made about the previous OC winners a couple years ago.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/6znx0w/chapter_16s_background_genin_were_fanmade_ocs/)",
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"body": "Why did Hanabi say Himawari was a legitimate clan are member while Boruto wasn't? Brouto does use gentle fist and his Jougan is the combo of Sengu DNA with the Buakugan.",
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"body": "Why do we have a show with Boruto as the lead when we could have one with Himawari instead. Such an enjoyable episode! They gave Himawari so much more character and depth in this episode and I think her and the other two are such a great group.",
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"body": "I have a question: During the shippuden war arc, when it was ino shika cho vs asuma, choza said something about the sarutobi clan being the ones to give the earrings. doesnt rhat mean konohamaru should be the captain of the new ino shika cho team?",
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"body": "Himawari is the true successor to Grandpa's keikaku- infinite chakra from the uzumakis, Best eye style Byakugan, and infinite shadow clones to make god tier chakra stopping armies.",
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"body": "Don’t leave me hanging like this! Why does it have to end with cliffhanger?!?",
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"body": "I hope Ehou never becomes a shinobi, he was the worst with nothing likable about him.",
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"body": "I’d prefer the warring states era over the 1st/2nd hokage era\n\nNaruto already went into village history too deep to make any new story or content out of it that would be truly captivating.\n\nWarring states we know nothing besides senju and uchiha being the top clans. It has a lot more freedom with how the world morphs into the village era.\n\nIt could include clan wars, wild bijuu battles, clan politics, hyuuga history, way more uchiha, uzumkak clan, etc.",
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"body": "I think I'll prefer something like exploring the other village and their Kages. We already know about Hashirama's powers. For me, it would be more interesting if we saw how powerful the other Kage was like First Mizukage, Third Kazekage, etc.",
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"body": "Hokage*",
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"body": "I would've like one around the time of the third great ninja war. Imagine watching Anbu/Young jonin Kakashi, prime Sannin, Fugaku, Minato, Hanzo, and all the other legendary ninja of that era.",
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"body": "Warring states era is the best *Naruto* era.",
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thegreatbin | 1,394,075,623 | 1zor98 | 9 | 11 | Just read a [post](http://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/1zlz9d/will_naruto_become_hokage_or_be_offered_and_turn/) that got me thinking and so I am posting this.
Also reading a Fanfiction in which this kind of thing happens ( however he is a wandering sage from the very start ). And I do like that Idea very much, as it appeals to me far more than the idea of a Hokage Naruto.
Let me explain why is that so:
* I always loved the wildness he had in part 1 and wandering is something which connects with that. ( I felt that naruto calmed down a lot more than he needed to when he came back )
* I also like the way that it is very similar to Jiraya ( the best character Imho )
* Its also a much bigger status than a Hokage. ( don't get piss*d, let me explain ) If he were to become the Hokage, all the peace talk that he has been giving is total BS, as any decision he makes regarding the future of the world would be biased in favor of Konoha, so he has to leave and not join any other village. Kind of become an adviser (or a deterrent ) for all the Kages to learn or fear if they do anything to endanger that peace.
* By sacrificing his seat as Hokage, he shows his dedication. ( anything can be said in times of war, the decision to leave that post in times of peace will be seen as a *real* sacrifice... I know he literally died in the fight of it, but fighting for it and sacrificing his dream to make the peace is a different thing when it is just in reach. )
* While I know Kishi would make him the SO6p reincarnate and leading Konoha in some capacity ( hokage or otherwise ) which is kind of stupid as he has to be the leader of all the Nations in relative to peace, that way Konoha is #1 and all others are relegated below them and unable to say anything as that may provoke Naruto ( it would not, but they would assume it would ) so they would just get angry and angry. And that anger would force another rebellion.
Please let me know what you guys think. If you think this is BS, well let me know why?
| Naruto as Wondering sage is better than a chained to the Hokage post | http://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/1zor98/naruto_as_wondering_sage_is_better_than_a_chained/ | self | null | None | guy | None | null | 11 | false | null | t3_1zor98 | t3_1zor98 | [
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"body": "I've been following Naruto and his story for a long f***ing time and all he has been saying Hokage this Hokage that. Personally I will be very disappointed and unsatisfied unless he becomes Hokage.",
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"body": "So how about naruto gains rule over all of the lands, that way sasuke can become a hokage but naruto is supreme ruler of the lands. Or naruto can die and be a martyr. ",
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"body": "either naruto will be supreme ruler over all hidden villages or he will abolish the \"idea\" of hidden villages and create a unified ninja country. \n\ni like the analogy of the hokages being regional managers while naruto will be CEO. ",
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"body": "...and then Shikamaru could become the next hokage and by marrying Temari would strengthen ties between Konoha and Suna (also: become best buddies with Gaara).\n\n^^^^No ^^^^way ^^^^I ^^^^would ^^^^accept ^^^^that ^^^^Uchiha ^^^^brat ^^^^as ^^^^a ^^^^new ^^^^hokage.",
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"body": "Pretty hard to choose from. They are all so good.",
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"body": "For me, Orochimaru is definitely my favorite villain. He wasn’t the strongest, but he was definitely the most badass and he had the best theme music inspired by [Johan Sebastian Bach ](https://youtu.be/ho9rZjlsyYY).",
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"body": "If you choose kaguya I’m sorry",
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"body": "Who TF chose Kaguya?\n\nOn Topic though: Pain.",
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ScaryOrdinary5238 | null | ozst22 | 18 | 5 | Location: Forest of death
Limits: Lee can only use 7 gates
All are in character
Borushiki mode isn't allowed, but boruto and kawaki can use their karma,
No Naruto btw
[View Poll](https://www.reddit.com/poll/ozst22) | Adult Sakura and Adult Rock Lee vs all other members of the konoha 11 and new team 7, no konohamaru | https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/ozst22/adult_sakura_and_adult_rock_lee_vs_all_other/ | self | richtext | discussion | uzumakiclan | VS Battle | 0.73 | null | false | false | t3_ozst22 | t3_ozst22 | [
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"body": "Sakura and Lee would lose. \n\n\n1. Hinata's a Master of the Gentle Fist (a taijutsu specialist) and has the chakra of Hamura Otsutsuki. \n2. Shino's bugs can be summoned in thousands and you can't just punch and kick thousands of parasitic insects (that devour chakra) coming at you non stop. \n3. Shikamaru's a brilliant strategist and the fact that they're in the forest with a whole sensory team (Team 8+ Ino) they'd be solid. \n4. Choji's Butterfly Mode\n5. Sai's colossal Super Beast Scroll\n6. Ino's sensory and mind transfer \n7. Kiba's one move \n8. Ten Ten constantly spamming weapons and elements that she summons \n9. The new team 7 are very young so I wouldn't involve them much but Mitsuki's Sage Mode is ridiculously broken when it comes to speed, Boruto's pretty crafty while Kawaki's an experience fighter, Sarada's a good analyst. \n\nAll in all, it would go to everyone else. Especially with having Shikamaru as a strategist and Lee not using the 8th gate.",
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"body": "sakura and lee, how is this debatable",
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"body": "They all get blitzed by Infinite 7G Lee amped by Katsuyu\n\n7G Guy was pushing back Juubidara better than SM Minato",
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"body": "The answers to this Reddit are troubling me……I’m concerned for all of you",
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"body": "I’m concerned for anyone who voted on behalf of Team 7 and Konoha 11 NO ONE and I mean NO ONE on that team can handle 7 gates let alone 8 then Sakura healing factor? She’s at least strong as Naruto during war arc or a little lower now plus mitotic regeneration? 😂 Bet you all have Kawaki pfps like one of the fellows here in chat",
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"body": "Should of been titled \"The Pein of leadership\" ",
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"body": "Who is it that lost the Itachi doll? Orochimaru?",
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"body": "I died when I saw Itachi though, LOL",
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"body": "Sasori was hilarious. He has style.",
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"body": "Toby's moe eye is freaking adorable.",
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"body": "Itachi made me lol. \"Boss. MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!\" hahahahah out of fuckin nowhere.",
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"body": "It's incredible that people still misspell it \"Pein\"\n\nlol funny comic though. ",
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Chemical-Unit771 | 1,702,230,300 | 18f8wme | 19 | 1 | Mf tried to kill her in genin exams, doesn't matter if they are cousins. | I don't understand why people get mad over the fact that hinata didn't care about nejis death | https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/18f8wme/i_dont_understand_why_people_get_mad_over_the/ | spoiler | richtext | discussion | uzumakiclan | Discussion | 0.27 | 1 | false | false | t3_18f8wme | t3_18f8wme | [
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"body": "Is there a mass hallucination that overtakes Naruto fans when they come up with takes like that? (the idea that Hinata didn’t care)\n\nShe cried over him and made a whole speech about his sacrifice.",
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"body": "Nobody said she didn't care about his death. They were more upset about her thinking about how big Naruto's hands were right after that speech. And sure he tried to kill her but he also apologized and made ammends with her, and had a decent bond with her by the time of his death in the war. Yet the immediate thoughts after his terribly written death which was purely for developing the ship (didn't do a great job at it either way) being about Naruto's hands is disrespectful to his character and to Hinata's as well",
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"body": "It's kind of also clear you didn't read the manga at all after that, considering after Neji's fight with Naruto in the Chuunin Exams, Hinata's dad arrives on the scene afterwards, explains that yeah Neji's dad did his duty in dying for the main house, but it was for his own personal reasons than his duty as a branch house protecting the main house...\n\n... And then Neji's beef with the main house and Hinata all but vanished, Hyuuga clan changed!\n\nSo yeah, when Neji died protecting Hinata, even if he was doing it to protect her and not because he was doing his duty as a branch house protecting the main house, people were upset.\n\nAnd they were even more upset that Hinata after her speech focused on Naruto's big strong handsfor shipping reasons ([as noted by Kishimoto](https://naruto.fandom.com/f/p/2421257698017422741)) when the situation wasn't necessary for it, while Neji's corpse lies at Naruto and Hinata's feet.",
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imo if support characters had played a bigger role in fights it would have allowed for a more sustained slower ascension that would have been enjoying to watch.
but the writers decided to make him stronger than the 5th hokage by the time he was 16 years old. it really is unfathomable.
kakashi was killed off too easily imo. he should have been a stronger support character dieing in the process but also helping naruto kill pain. it would have been a more emotional death. just like jiraya was. are you saying jiraya was stronger than MS kakashi at the Pain arc. | i would have preferred Naruto if he's ascension was slower | https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/q5220j/i_would_have_preferred_naruto_if_hes_ascension/ | self | richtext | discussion | uzumakiclan | Discussion | 0.74 | null | false | false | t3_q5220j | t3_q5220j | [
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"body": "The Nine Tails' chakra helps a lot. The chakra constantly leaking through the seal every day, mixing with his normal chakra, allows him to pull off very chakra-taxing jutsu. Sage Mode requires a tremendous amount of chakra to use. So Naruto happened to have even more chakra than Jiraiya to pull of a perfect Sage Mode. He also devised his own method of quickly returning into Sage Mode through the use of Shadow Clones, inspired by the idea of Shadow Clone training from Kakashi. The Shadow Clone training is something only someone of Naruto's level of chakra can pull off. And this is how he was able to master the Rasenshuriken, as his training time is significantly lessened the more Shadow Clones he uses. Skills that would normally take 20 years to master would only take 1 week with a thousand clones.\n\nAlso, don't forget that Naruto was being fed info about Pain's powers from Fukasaku, Shima, and Katsuyu. And even then, the Nine Tails had to go into a rampage otherwise Naruto would have been captured. \n\nThe age thing is negligible. As Kakashi once said, in this world, it wouldn't be too unbelievable for there to be a ninja younger than Naruto but stronger than himself.",
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"body": "Sage mode is built different just like that bro. also yes jiraiyas obv way stronger than kakashi in the pain arc like what? He’s a sannin. Narutos ascension took a while that’s why it hit different at that point for everyone if u don’t like his sage mode powers I really don’t know what to tell u. Tsunade the weakest hokage in history so being stronger than her doesn’t make him a god or anything.",
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"body": "You should watch the whole Show (with no Fillers) or read the Manga if you want to understand the rich story of Naruto.\n\nSkipping isn‘t recommended in any Shonen-Anime.",
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"body": "Don't have time to watch the show? Don't watch it simple. How you going to ask for a summary? What's the point if you can't watch the show?",
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"body": "Just watch the 20th anniversary PV",
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"body": "Go online and look up filler guide and watch the cannon episodes",
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"body": "Read the manga mate, I haven't watched any shows with manga alternative in ages. \n\nMuch quicker, and only canon material.",
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"body": "You can probably find a video on YouTube explaining the whole Naruto timeline, that would probably be your best bet",
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"body": "Naruto has a Fox in him, Sasuke has special eyes. A team of villains and a snake dude wants them. Sasuke goes bad. A war happens where zombies come back. Super zombie Madara becomes the overpowered main villain. Sasuke & Naruto get powers from god (who is an alien btw). Turns out they’re reincarnations of the sons of god. They use their god powers to beat Madara and later god’s alien mom. Then they fight each other and lose their arms. Sasuke turns good again and bones Sakura. Naruto gains an arm made of his ancestor’s cells. Naruto fights an alien on the moon, bones hinata, & becomes hokage. Sasuke pretty much never stays home with his wife.\n\nThe end.",
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"body": "Some use hand seals, some use eyes (like sharingan) some use sound like Kabuto, Maa and Fukasaku.",
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"body": "Depends on the genjutsu, iirc Kurenai did not always need the hand signs, Kakashi used genjutsu on Sakura during the genin test without hand signs that we could see (I realize he has a Sharingan eye but iirc he was not uncovering it during the exam), Shikamaru fought a genjutsu user who only used the sound of her flute during the Sasuke retrieval act, Itachi can put someone under genjutsu even without signs and even if they don't look at his Sharingan etc.",
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"body": "Ok but why does he have a kakashi doll",
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"body": "The only good Uchiha's.\n\nAlso I'm a bit smitten by Shisui's girly eyes. They are mesmerizing.\n\n",
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"body": "Shisui activated his Susanoo early fucking on... I believe it wasn't cannon though... And he has the best \"eyes\" with the ultimate genjutsu. \n\n\nIf he hadn't died so young goddamn it he could've been a beast he'd probably be cut off meaning his power would have a limit but he could probably beat Kakashi.",
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Bot6458 | null | cr178j | 8 | 1 | Fight in a forest
Start 15 meters apart
Lee can go 6th gate
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"body": "Nah, I think we've learned by now that people don't kiss in the Naruto Universe. The only legit kiss I can think of in the entire series was between Naruto and Sasuke near the beginning, and that was accidental!",
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Despite his fragile state and damaged legs, Kabuto Yakushi regarded Nagato as his second most powerful reincarnated shinobi, second only to an enhanced Madara Uchiha.
So where did Kabuto state or imply that Nagato was the 2nd strongest edo shinobi?
Could anyone please clear this out for me thanks! | Did Kabuto regard Nagato as his 2nd strongest Edo | https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/lol70j/did_kabuto_regard_nagato_as_his_2nd_strongest_edo/ | self | richtext | discussion | uzumakiclan | Question | 0.78 | null | false | false | t3_lol70j | t3_lol70j | [
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"body": "Team H does look kinda scary, because you have hashirama and hiruzen(or the ape as I call him) but team M has madara, minato, and guy...",
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"body": "H madara is the only thing on m team that has a shot at even with hashirama and hiruzen prime beats the rest of the team in 1 v 1s and some of the 1 v 2s",
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"body": "Team H is godly, hiruzen and hashirama themselves alone are almost wiping you add hanzo who was able to beat the 3 sannin at once. I think when you add the help factor hiruzen and the 1st back to back is a really deadly combination. Madara is known not to work well with others which pretty ultimately could be their demise. If hanzo can beat 3 sannin at once in prime and they are kage candidates then my picks team H. Especially with no KCM minato.",
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"body": "Team H in a landslide.\n\nPrime hashi\n\nPrime hiruzen\n\nPrime hanzo\n\nAll 3 of those are freaks.",
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"body": "8G Guy wouldn’t make it one-sided lmao, Hashirama’s team would still win lmfao",
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"body": "Does Madara with Rinnegam count? Or are we talking alive Madara in thep past? Becsuse revived Madara even without Juubi probably takes it on his own.\n\nTeam M.",
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"body": "First of all what do y’all think about minato and the ape man (third Kage), who do think will win the fight",
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"body": "Madara and Hashirama cancel each other out so does the Minato and Hiruzen. Guy and the rest should be a clean sweep vs team H",
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"body": "I'm not done with Shippuden (war arc rn) so maybe my opinion is off but if they have some good strategy and abuse Hidan's drinking blood ability then the Hs can win, assuming the Ms don't know about it. Like, as long as they gather blood from each of them, and keep hidan hidden away somewhere, then they can give him the blood and take out the Ms one by one",
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"body": "M wipes",
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"body": "Team H. Wood release is broken.",
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"body": "Guy in the 8th gate is definitely killing Hashirama or even if it was Madara and Hashirama fighting Hashirama would still be heavily fatigued after he wins and would probably get picked off\n\nJust because of the first 3 on team M I don’t see how team H is winning",
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"body": "Guy goes 7 gates and solos the last 3 by himself. Minato, Madara and Mei jump hashi",
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"body": "Team m wins and it’s not even close, I’ll explain why below\n\nMadara: so no Juubidara, but Rinnegan still on the table, with that amp I don’t see hashirama who fought pretty much evenly with madara the first time (based on how tired beat up he was at the end of the fight) can contend with rinnegan madara. Unless he got huge amps (which we didn’t see at all during the 4th war when he was revived) there’s no way he has an answer to limbo\n\nWe also know madara and hashirama would fight each other first. They would be the longest battle by far, so it COULD swing into hashiramas favor, but it just gets worse from here. \n\nMinato is smart, like, super fucking smart. He would most likely play a support role to the rest of the team while keeping one of the enemy combatants busy. So he’d mark his own team mates, and fight probably with hiruzen or hanzo first considering they’re the strongest aside from hashi.\n\nBlinking in and out of fights unless hiruzen can find a way to keep him down, which brings me to another point\n\nYes, hiruzen has some pretty cool nicknames. But the best feat we see from him is just holding off possessed yamato during the 4th war. He literally hasn’t done anything to be deserving of the lofty titles he has. so going PURELY off of what we have actually seen him capable of, he cannot beat minato or hold him down. \n\nThen we get to guy, who assuming he goes even 7th gate would absolutely obliterate both Hidan and Haku. There’s no world where anyone on that team aside from hashirama or hanzo wins against guy. By himself he would probably beat hiruzen, hidan, and haku solo \n(Edit break here, in 7th gate they MIGHT be able to take him down but mostly thanks to Hiruzen)\n\nThat leaves the 3 problem children…. Mizukage, mifune, and hanzo. If I’m being honest, hanzo probably wrecks these 2, we know the mizukage is able to be poisoned because madara did it. Additionally I don’t think mifune even in his prime could beat a prime confident hanzo, not to mention there’s no old lady yelling all his weaknesses here (#grannychiyo4life)\n\nSo hanzo kills them low diff, which would leave him to contend with 7th-8th gate guy, minato, and rinnegan madara. \n\n\nHonestly if madara DOESNT have rinnegan for this fight, team H might actually be able to win, but I still don’t see them being able to take down 8th gate guy or minato in any circumstance together. It’s gotta be team M wins either way\n\nEdit: I just saw no 8th gate, my bad, but it honestly doesn’t change much here 7th gate is still ridiculous. But if hashirama somehow pulls a W against madara team M loses. It rides too much on their fight but team M has too much support from minato",
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"body": "Team H has a lot of characters with primes that range with Hiruzen, Hanzo, and Haku imo. Feel that the main variable here though is prime Hiruzen and how close he is to prime Hashirama.\n\nI’d say the rest are relatively equal assuming nobody’s techniques are known since out of everyone Hidans strength is significantly reduced when people know his conditions.\n\nSafe bet is Team M for those reasons though.",
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"body": "Team M basically wins everything but Madara and maybe haku (but haku irrelevant fodder anyway). \n\nI think guy, mei, and minato win decisively too. So hashirama gonna be in trouble",
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"body": "If Madara has rinnegan then it's pretty much over. Limbo.\n\nIf no rinnegan, the most relevant shinobi here are Madara, Minato, Hashirama and \"prime\" Hiruzen. 7 gates Guy isn't enough. Before you go for my head, there's multiple proof of that. Kakashi in the manga only considered Guy stronger than him when he unlocked the 8th gate of death. And Guy had to unlock his 7th gate just to defeat Kisame who did not have Samehada and was severy injured.\n\nSimply, while 7 gates is powerful, Guy isn't considered quite yet Kage level. Elite maybe, but not kage level, and the drawbacks are to be considered also.\n\nHiruzen has the reaper seal, but Minato knows it. And being fast, with teleportation, and marking ability, makes him the most dangerous here. This is ignoring the fact that Minato with his toad contract can get honored sage mode and the toad's senjutsu enhanced genjutsu, which no one here has a counter of.\n\nA fight between H² and M² seems balanced, but M² wins. Hashirama isn't equipped to handle Minato's fighting style, and Madara can defeat Hiruzen(but it ends a tie if Hiruzen uses reaper seal, assuming Minato doesn't teleport away Madara ASAP if the uchiha is marked)\n\nBut Hashirama vs Minato always seems in Minato's favour despite Hashirama being more powerful. Minato being faster and able to teleport instantly negates Hashirama's raw power advantage. And the 1st needs to avoid physical contact with Minato at all cost. Plus, pray Minato can't think of summoning the toad elders.\n\nBeing faster of the two with teleportation gives Minato one of the most unfair advantages in a fight.",
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"body": "Until which gate does Guy get?",
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"body": "Hashirama is the embodiment of power. I don't give a shit about all So6p things, Hashirama is the GOAT",
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"body": "If team H pulls it off it’s because Hashi and Hanzo pulled some shit",
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"body": "Team H has two weaklings.",
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"body": "Hashirama can practically solo team M",
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"body": "Team M has the entire fight between Madara and hashirama to kill the rest of team H. With prime hiruzen in play I don't see a way for team M to completely wipe H before hashirama turns his gaze onto them and sends them all to the afterlife.",
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"body": "People underestimate Hiruzen ik allot of people don’t like his character but we never actually get to see him fight at full strength. The man was called the god of shinobi and said to be a rival in strength to hashirama, also Hanzo beat all three of the sanin (Ik they weren’t in their prime yet but they where still very strong) plus what’s anyone going to do against Hidans immortal besides from madara I don’t think anyone could kill him without giving their life in the process. \n\nBut anyway IMO I’m terms of strength Hashirama>Madara. Hiruzen>Minato. And without the eight gates (which I think guy should be allowed to use since it’s just a technique anyone can use and not external techniques and chakra like the Junbi and KCM forms)Hanzo>Guy Hidan>Mei and old samurai dude (forgot his name)>Haku",
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"body": "it's team H, You got Hashirama who was called the God of shinobi, PRIME hiruzen who also unironically got called the God of shinobi before, and yall better not be sleeping on hanzo the 3 sannin got there titles just from SURVIVNG a battle with him. Hidan immortality hax kinda op here (especially in a fight with someone like guy or mifune) and every akatsuki member scales around a tailed beast level. not sure what Haku is bouta do but he's still a demon moving at the speed of reflection\n\nplus\n\nHashirama > Madara,\nPrime Hiruzen > Minato (at time of death, since his prime is in the war with KCM),\nPrime Hanzo > Guy,\nHidan > Mei,\nHaku < Mifune.\n\neven if it was 1v1 matchups team H still slams 5-1",
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"body": "If you're talking reincarnated madara then it's not close at all. The only people relevant at that point are hashirama and hiruzen. Considering that prime hashirama is about on par with final valley madara, and that reincarnated madara also has hashi cells, sage mode, and a rinnegan, then i cant see how hashirama has a chance at all. And if you really want to high-ball prime hiruzen he's at or a bit above hashirama's level so still no chance 1v1. The only problem is if they 2v1 madara, but team M still has minato in the back. Given minato isn't quite hashirama level but hes relative enough that I think it's fair to say he could pose problems long enough to let madara clean up.\n\nIf you're talking valley of the end Madara then it pretty much comes down to how strong you think prime hiruzen is. Since likely mifune vs hanzo would cancel out if not mifune outright wins, hidan would be too slow and probably get fodderized by literally anyone, and 7th gate guy would no diff Haku. Hashirama vs Madara is essentially a push since madara would die but hashirama would be completely exhausted. So the only person team H would have left is Hiruzen. So if Hiruzen is strong enough to bury minato, then I don't see why he couldn't clean up any or all of guy, mifune or mei. But if Hiruzen gets buried then it's pretty much gg and team M takes the W. If they are relative in power then I think team M still takes the W since they should at least have Mei in the back, and even though she's way weaker than hashirama I don't think he has enough left to not get sent the pure lands by a boil release.",
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"body": "EMS Madara vs SM Hashirama: They already fought. It ended in a stalemate, with hashirama barely winning with a last minute wood clone. Hashirama still wins, but he wont be able to fight anymore after that battle. Im ignoring alive rinnegan SM madara from war arc cuz, well, he'd solo hashiramas team lmao.\n\nPrime Hiruzen vs Alive Minato: Impossible to say. Prime hiruzen scales above tobirama, but so does minato. Kishimoto also puts hiruzen and minato at the same level. It can be anybodys win, but Imma say minato due to better hype.\n\n7th Gate Guy vs Prime Hanzo: Guy vaporizes him with hirudora.\n\nMei vs Hidan: Mei stomps, she melted sasukes susanoo and contended with madaras fire style, hidan barely handled asuma.\n\nMifune vs Haku: Mifune did beat hanzo, so I'd say he beats haku.\n\nVerdict: Team madara wins. They have greater intellect, greater power and greater skill. Team hashirama is more versatile and likely more durable, but thats it.",
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"body": "Hashirama might be able to run it with Hiruzen as support.",
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"body": "I believe team M wins, mainly because of Guy. He is insanely strong and fast and he will even take on Hashirama. Madara can easily defeat any other member of team H, he and Minato will wipe them while Guy takes on Hashirama. \nIts possible that Hashirama and Hiruzen find a way to take on that team but even then- they have nice hacks , like magma and acid against Hashiramas wood style. \n\nI believe M takes this😁",
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"body": "Minato could sweep the lower team by himself if you exclude Hashirama.\n\n7th gate guy could probably do the same. \n\nTeam M wins by a landslide",
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"body": "The jashin worshipper will be too much i feel like",
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"body": "Since no Ten Tails Madara, KCM Minato, and 8th Gate Guy, Hashirama will destroy them all with some assistance from his team.\n\nNamely, Hashirama is strong and fast enough to draw blood from all members of Team M, then have Haku use his Ice Mirror to get it to Hidan as fast as possible and while Hashirama holds back everyone from Team M, Team H all take turns stabbing the shit out of Hidan with the curse active and everyone on Team M dies.",
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"body": "Hashirama beats Madara (barely)\nHiruzen beats Minato\nGuy beats Hanzo\nMei beats Hidan\nMifune squeaks out a win against Haku\n\nTough matchup. I like it",
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"body": "? \n\nMadara + Guy + Minato > Hashirama + Fodder",
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"body": "Actually, it is a How To for cosplayers. It's not a life hack, not is it something stupid out of boredom . . . Unless you consider general cosplay something stupid out of boredom.",
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"body": "Down the bottom there were ones for Itachi, Sasuke and Minato as well. wanting to be Madara I get, but Sasuke?",
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"body": "Where's the \"Never ever give a fuck\" tip?",
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"body": "Wow holy crap this worked! Now if you excuse me, I'll go dominate the world now.",
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"body": ">You can be evil like Madara but don't overdo it. He is an anime character and you are reality.\n\n\nBest part.",
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Here are a few;
**All the jinchuuriki**: Schizophrenia
**Sai**: Some type of personality disorder, I am inclined to believe Schizoid Personalty Disorder
**Ino**: Multiple personality disorder (Her mind transfer jutsu)
**Sasuke**: He may represent Schizoid Personality disorder as well. It would make sense, Sai is his "replacement".
**The Three Sannin**: Addiction
**Itachi**: (At face value) Narcissistic Personality Disorder
**Chouji**: Eating Disorder
**Sakura (part one)/Karin**: Split Personality disorder
This is the quick list I've compiled at the moment. What do you think? What could you add?
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"body": "Based on the title of your post, you appear to be looking for something where the subreddit's [Frequently Asked Questions](/r/Naruto/wiki/faq) may be of help. Or check out the complete read/watch order guide [**here**](https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/wiki/series-guide)!\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Naruto) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
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"body": "Based on the content of your post, you appear to be looking for something where the subreddit's [Frequently Asked Questions](/r/Naruto/wiki/faq) may be of help. Try to find it there!\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Naruto) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
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"body": "Ovas?",
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"body": "Here’s a watch guide for you. \n\nNaruto Tv series Start//\n\n*Find the Four-Leaf Red Clover!* \n(after ep 5)(ova) \n\n*The Cross Roads* \n(after ep 19)(ova) \n \n*Hidden Leaf Village Grand Sports Festival!* \n(after ep 98/s4 18)(ova) \n\n*Protect the Waterfall Village!* \n(after ep 101/s4 21)(ova) \n \n**Clash In The Land Of Snow** \n(after ep 101/s4 21) \n\n**The Legend of the Stone Of Gelel** \n(after ep 160/s6 25) \n\n*Finally a clash! Jounin vs. Genin!!Indiscriminate Grand Melee Tournament Meeting!* \n(after ep 166/s7 06)(ova) \n\n**The Guardians Of Crescent Moon Kingdom** (after ep 196/s8 10) \n \n*Naruto, the Genie, and the Three Wishes, Believe It!* \n(Ova) \n \nNaruto TV Series End//\n\nSHIPPUDEN START// \n\n**Shipudden The Movie** \n(after ep 32/s1 32)\n \n*Shippū Konoha Gakuen Den!* \n(ova)\n \n**Bonds** \n(after ep 53/s2 21) \n\n**The Will of fire** \n(after ep 120/ s6 08) \n \n**The lost tower** \n (after ep 175/ s8 24)\n \n**Blood Prison** \n(after ep 221/ s10 25)\n \n*Chunin Exam on Fire! Naruto vs Konohamaru!* (ova) \n\n*Ultimate Ninja Storm Generations Hashirama Senju vs. Madara Uchiha* \n(after ep 252/s12 10) (ova)\n \n**Road to Ninja** \n(after ep 311/ s14 16) \n\n*Naruto x UT* \n(ova) \n\n*Sunny Side Battle* \n(ova) \n\n*Ninja Escapades* \n(ova) \n\n**The Last** \n(after ep 479 or 493/ s20 66 or s21 14) \n\nSHIPPUDEN END> \n \n*The day Naruto became Hokage* \n(ova)\n\n***PS:*** All the movies and the Ova’s aren’t Canon at all, except of course the movie **The Last** and the ova *The Day Naruto became Hokage* , but still i have put them in the timeline to make them at least somewhat relevant, tho some characters shouldn’t be there and some are irrelevant.\n\n**Refer to [Naruto Filler List](https://www.animefillerlist.com/shows/naruto) and [Shippuden Filler List](https://www.animefillerlist.com/shows/naruto-shippuden)** if you wish to see only the CANON eps",
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"body": "Watch every season of the original (even if it gets boring). \nThen watch shippuden on vrv or crunchyroll. \nThen I’d you want watch boruto",
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"body": "Kishimoto really fked her over in that whole Pain-5Kage summit arc by making her such a delusional person lmao",
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"body": "Yeah sakura legit took out all her teammates so she could take on sasuke alone and feed her own ego i can understand she was doing it not feel useless but still.",
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"body": "Borushiki is definitely going to happen or something related to his karma as it's been established to be the key to beating Isshiki",
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"body": "Honestly I don't expect the Jōgan to show up in the manga. Whilst not impossible, there does seem to be a few anime only concepts.",
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"body": "Yes I do. Nice work :)",
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"body": "It's an awesome drawing, but I thought the cross-guard on the dagger was a big mouth lmao",
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Z0MkY | null | gs9a18 | 4 | 88 | His damn eyes ×_× | richtext | art | uzumakiclan | Art | 0.98 | null | false | false | t3_gs9a18 | t3_gs9a18 | [
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"body": "Nice, it looks really good",
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"body": "Its so good shisui is my husbando",
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"body": "Kagami, the original Hi no Ishi Uchiha",
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FuinjutsuMaster | 1,444,511,304 | 3o7rkj | 10 | 6 | #####Welcome to Sketchy Saturday
##Show off your wonderfully magnificent or exquisitely shitty drawing skills here! Draw anything relevant to the sub, at any level of complexity. Have fun and express your creativity!
For an example of the level of expectations around here, see this portrait of sasuke [here](http://imgur.com/IQEbeHb) by the talented /u/rosaline898
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[Sketchy Saturday #11](https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/3mg19w/sketchy_saturday_11/)
[Sketchy Saturday #12](https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/3nbvl9/sketchy_saturday_12/)
| Sketchy Saturday #13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/3o7rkj/sketchy_saturday_13/ | self | null | None | foursymbols | None | null | 6 | false | null | t3_3o7rkj | t3_3o7rkj | [
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"body": "[You made it!](http://i.imgur.com/7C8vC2h.jpg) Happy birthday Naruto ㅠㅠ",
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"body": "[Sakura. Sasuke.](http://imgur.com/a/3IaKh)",
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Different_Oil_7617 | null | q67k0f | 7 | 9 | Ok I always see this thing where people compliment Kakashi for not becoming evil because he had a hard life. Another thing I see is people bash villains (mostly Obito, but I've also seen it for Nagato and Madara) for being evil despite the fact that their lives weren't as bad as Kakashi's. It goes to show how people would forgive a villain as long as they have a sad backstory, which is just stupid. No Naruto villain, specifically the three I mentioned, do things because their life was sad. It's not like Rin died and Obito was like, ok damn I'm sad now let me go start a war. They do it because of an ideology or belief that they have. Obito for example, saw Rin's death and thought that the fact that people were trying to turn a 12 year old into a nuke so they could attack a village was not a good thing. He then chose to pursue the infinite tsukuyomi because it would fix the flaws of the shinobi system that led to Rin's death. The villains don't do things because their life is sad. Kakashi had literally 0 reason to do any of the things Madara, Obito, and Nagato did, no one is gonna be like: Ok wow my life is really sad, I will turn evil now. | Naruto fandom misunderstands villains | https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/q67k0f/naruto_fandom_misunderstands_villains/ | self | richtext | discussion | uzumakiclan | Discussion | 0.91 | null | false | false | t3_q67k0f | t3_q67k0f | [
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"body": "I kind of see things from madara perspective to be no more wars and one person in control but then I again I also believe in free will",
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"body": "I would say Nagato’s life is worse than Kakashi’s.",
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"body": "I agree. It has a lot to do with the Shonen audience needing things simplified. Many people suffered in the series and didnt do a fraction of the evil Obito, Nagato, or Madara did. At the same time Orochimaru didn't suffer that much in comparison to many others and was just flat out evil. As you say its more about doing it for personal beliefs and the battle of ideologies.",
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"body": "I also believe people don't understsnd how trauma can affect someone's mental state",
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"body": "I mostly agree but disagree that Kakashi never had a reason to turn evil. He could have blamed Konoha or the whole shinobi world for the deaths of his friends and adopt an ideology that put him on the path of evil, just like the other villains did. The fact that he didn't shows perseverance on his part and I think people respect him for that.",
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Bunny_Killer | 1,411,453,721 | 2h7c7y | 19 | 281 | Sweet fan made depiction of Sasuke from The Last | http://imgur.com/DVPPXTb | nsfw | null | fanart | tentenlogo | Fan Art | null | 281 | true | null | t3_2h7c7y | t3_2h7c7y | [
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"body": "This looks fucking sick! He looks a little less like Tayuya in this picture and it shows the rest of his head. Seriously, idek why, but all I thought about after seeing Sasuke bandaged up was the Coneheads for some weird 90s reason. ",
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},
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"body": "I could only track down the original to [here.](http://steampunkskulls.tumblr.com/image/97969940457)",
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"body": "Ok I am really liking this...",
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"rank": 3
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"body": "The only way I can like this design is if his hair is sticking out from the top like in this picture.",
"ups": 4,
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{
"body": "If this is what he ended up looking like I wouldn't mind.",
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"body": "This is awseome!",
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"body": "We need to see that glorious duck hair sticking out of the top of the turban.",
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"body": "He looks like Saizo from Demon Eye Kyo",
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"body": "Why do I have a feeling Sasuke is either going to be either dead or roaming around the narutoverse as a vagabond ",
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"body": "Im thinking we might see Naruto arrive at the fight about half way through in a grand entrance, starts struggling in the fight, and then Sasuke arrives and saves him in the last 15 or so minutes.",
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"body": "It almost looks like Sasuke becomes some sort of....sage. ",
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"body": "He kinds of gives a Danzo vibe...maybe he's the new leader of The Root?(Or like someone said The hawks that would proctect the village from above)",
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{
"body": "So dope!",
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{
"body": "I liked it better when he was a gourd.",
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"body": "He almost doesn't look like a cunt!",
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fart2016 | null | ipsmdm | 12 | 0 | Regardless of Susano not being active, did we all forget Deidra almost killed Sasuke | https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/ipsmdm/regardless_of_susano_not_being_active_did_we_all/ | self | richtext | discussion | uzumakiclan | Discussion | 0.5 | null | false | false | t3_ipsmdm | t3_ipsmdm | [
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"body": "Wat?",
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{
"body": "I never forget how plot won Sasuke that fight.",
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{
"body": "It's a plot that sasuke won dude...",
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"body": "I don’t know why people get so mad at Sasuke for winning a fight by outclassing his opponent. Lol \n\nDeidera was simply not in the same league as Sasuke at this point.",
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"body": "That's fricking epic..",
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NaoshiX | null | mc6ria | 15 | 577 | Narutonic Water 🥤 | richtext | art | uzumakiclan | Pics | 0.99 | null | false | false | t3_mc6ria | t3_mc6ria | [
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"body": "Wait, so does that mean Hinata actually did a advert for that water?",
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"rank": 1
},
{
"body": "so it's basically sparkling water?",
"ups": null,
"score": 14,
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},
{
"body": "When did Hinata get a breast reduction?",
"ups": null,
"score": 8,
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"body": "Is it just me or do they look older in the bottom pic than they’re usually drawn? They look like children in the anime most of the time but here they seem like teenagers.",
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{
"body": "I just got up to this ending lol",
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{
"body": "Boruto every time he gets a Narutonic water because that’s all they have: 😒😒😒😒😒😒",
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OrganicDinosaur | 1,414,964,739 | 2l3krw | 29 | 85 | [Continued from Part 1 [here (http://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/2l3km0/clarifying_translations_for_ch698_part_1/)
and also continued in a comment below for the last two pages because I hit the character limit again...
Referring to Shueisha pages from [here](http://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/2kx2sc/ch_698_official_shueisha_digital_colouring/)
Page 13+14 (Begins the blue Sasuke pages. GET READY TO CRY ;___;’;;~~ Other thing to note: I kept the breaks (as much as possible) to show you how Sasuke originally said them. I did have to swap positions of some verbs and things like You/Me/I to make the English grammar flow better.
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What? | Translation | Translation | Translation | Translation | Translation
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RAW: | (**Sasuke**)。。。ナルト。。。お前が昔。。。常に。。。一人でいるのは。。。知っていた。| 生き残った。。。うちはのオレと同じで里で皆に。。。疎外されていたな。。。|バカな事をしてはわざと叱られようとしていた。。。他人と関わる為だろう…最初はそんな。。。お前を見て。。。くだらない奴だと思った。じゃれたいだけの弱い奴だと。|。。。だが、何度もバカをして叱られている。。。お前。。。ずっと見ていると...なぜだか...気になるようになった。|その時思った…お前の弱きが...だんだんオレに...染まってきたんだと. |それからのお前を見る度にどんどん。。。気になるようになっ ていった。。。他人とつながるうと必死なお前を見ていると。オレの家族を。。。思い出すよぅにな た。|
Romaji | ... Naruto... Omae ga mukashi... Tsuneni... Hitori de iru no wa... Shitteita. | Ikinokotta... Uchiha no ore to onajide sato de mina ni... Sogai sareteitana...| Bakana koto o shite wa wazato shikara reyou to shiteita.. Tanin to kakawaru tamedarou….Saisho wa sonna... Omae o mite... Kudaranai yatsuda to omotta. Jaretai dake no yowai yatsuda to.| ... Daga, nando mo baka o shite shikara rete iru... Omae... zutto mite iru to. ... Nazedaka... Ki ni naru yō ni natta. | Sonotoki chu tta… omae no yowaki ga... Dandan ore ni... Somatte kitanda to. |Sore kara no omae o miru tabi ni dondon... Ki ni naru yō ni natte itta... Tanin to tsunagaruu to hisshina omae o mite iru to. Ore no kazoku o... Omoidasu yo~u ni nata.
Literal: | …Naruto…I knew…In the past…always…you were by yourself//alone…| Survived…Me from the Uchiha, and (You) from the same village as everyone… we were alienated|Doing idiotic/foolish things on purpose, trying to be scolded…Just to interact with any other person. Beginning with (things like that)…I would watch you. I thought about such a stupid and worthless guy. (The type of) weak guy who only wanted to be playful|…But, time and time again you would get scolded for doing stupid things…You… (I) was watching (you) this whole time. Without knowing why, somehow…For some reason, I became anxious and bothered (when you were in mind). | (The fact is that)…At that time, I thought…your weakness…gradually…came to taint me. | And then after that, steadily, every time I saw you…I became uneasy (when you were on my mind)…I was watching you desperately (try to) be connected to any other person. (Because of that) I began to remember…my family.
What? | Translation | Translation |
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RAW: | それからのお前を見る度にどんどん。。。気になるようになっ ていった。。。| 他人とつながるうと必死なお前を見ていると。オレの家族を。。。思い出すよぅにな た。|
Romaji | Sore kara no omae o miru tabi ni dondon... Ki ni naru yō ni natte itta... | Tanin to tsunagaruu to hisshina omae o mite iru to. Ore no kazoku o... Omoidasu yo~u ni nata.
Literal: | And then after that, steadily, every time I saw you…I became uneasy (when you were on my mind)… |I was watching you desperately (try to) be connected to any other person. (Because of that) I began to remember…my family.
* Mukashi= former/older days
* Sogai= Casted out, neglected, estranged
* Tanin=another person, unrelated person, stranger
* Kakawaru= To be concerned with, to be affected by, to influence. I used “interact” to try to encompass the meaning.
* Mite= to watch, observe, to see, to look over, to keep an eye on
* Kudaranai= Stupid, trivial, worthless, good-for-nothing
* Omotta= To think, consider, believe
* Nandomo=many times over, often
* Zutto= Continually, throughout, all along, the whole time
* Nazedaka= Somehow, for some reason, without known why
* Ki ni naru= an expression meaning “To be one one’s mind”, “Anxiously worry over”, “bothered by”, “Uneasy” To care about”
* In both instances that Sasuke says something like this, it means like “ The thought of him made me worry/anxious”. Japanese itself is a very "indirect" language. You aren't really supposed to admit to things directly because it's impolite. So for example, if you're very hungry and could eat two large things of Chipotle, you'd probably be like "Ermehgerd. Lets get some grub. NAO.". You never do that in Japan. It's very disrespectful and impolite. Your response to a question like that would be more like "Oh. I suppose I am...a little...hungry". Or in the example of something like your roommate wants a beer from your fridge because he's leeching or whatever and says "Yo bro, spot me a beer?". Your response would not be "No." directly. It would sound more like "Erm....okay." In Japan, subtle body language and the slight hesitation are enough signals that what you really mean is "No". (This is very frustrating for international students/Americans abroad :P). So when Sasuke says it's starting to get to him...it's really hitting him in the heart. The fact that he's saying it much more directly than ever makes it so much more powerful.
* Hmm, I guess another way to think about it: if you get into a verbal fight and you ask your SO "Is everything okay?" and they respond, "I"m fine". You **know** they are not in ordinal magnitudes of what "fine" is actually supposed to be.
* Or if you get nervous and you have jitters and all you can say is "I'm a little nervous...ha.ha..." but what you really mean is... "My mouth is barring a floodgate of millions of butterflies ready to spew forth and regurgitate anything and everything my stomach has to offer". Maybe not that dramatic. But I think you can understand that Sasuke, speaking so directly, is really being very thoughtful and deep through this whole section more than what you think at face value... if you're not used to Japanese indirectness.
* Dandan=gradually
* Somatte= To be dyed, to be tainted, to stain, to infect
* tsunagaruu= to be connected with, to relate to
* hisshina= frantic, desperate
Page 15+16 (More feels)
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What? | Translation | Translation | Translation | Translation | Translation | Translation
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RAW: | (**Sasuke**) そして。。。なぜだか。安心したんだ。だがそれは。。。同時に。。。弱さだと思った。| オレはその弱さから逃げるように。。。修業をした。。。兄ヘの復讐 のために。。。兄より強くなるために。|なのにお前と同じ班に。。。なっちまった。。。そしてまた家族がチラつく。。。|火影なりたいとほざくお前と一緒に任務をこなし。。。互いた強くなっていくのを実感したオレいつしか。。。お前ともたたかいたいとそう思うようにもなった。。。| そしてオレは。。。七班に己の家族の影を見るようになっていた。。。| だから。。。お前の苦しむ姿を見る度。。。そう。。。オレも。。。|
Romaji | Soshite... Nazedaka. Anshin shita nda. Daga soreha... Dōjini... Yowa-sada to omotta. | Ore wa sono yowaki kara nigeru yō ni... Shūgyō o shita... Ani e no fukushū no tame ni... Ani yori tsuyoku naru tame ni.| Nanoni omae to onaji han ni... Natchi ma dda... Soshite mata kazoku ga chiratsuku....| Hokage naritai to hozaku omae to issho ni ninmu o konashi... Tagaita tsuyoku natte iku no o jikkan shita, ore itsushika... Omae tomo tatakaitai to sou omou yo uta mo natta... | Soshite ore wa... Nana han ni onore no kazoku no kage o miru yō ni natte ita... | Dakara... Omae no kurushimu sugata o miru tabi... Sō... Ore mo...
Literal: | And then…without knowing why, somehow…(The fact is that) I was relieved. But …at the same time…(If that’s the case)…I thought that was weakness. | Because in order to escape from that weakness…I trained…For the sake of my brother’s revenge…For the sake of becoming stronger than my older brother.| And yet, ended up….being on the same team as you…and then, again, my family flickered (through my mind).| Wanting to become Hokage and grumbling over carrying out missions together. .. Truly feeling, and mutually going towards getting stronger, I, unaware… really thought that I wanted to fight you too.| And then I…in Team 7, came to see the silhouette of my own family. | So, whenever I saw you appearing to be suffering…that’s right…I, too…
* Anshin= Relief, peace of mind
* Chiratsuku= to flicker, fluttering So Sasuke was getting a glimpse of a “family” again.
* Hozaku= Babble, grumble, spatter on about
* Kage: shadow, silhouette, image of ,
Page 17+18 (Breaking news: The first time Sasuke has said that he was “happy” for the first time since…ever and says Naruto is “Cool”)
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What? | Translation | Translation | Translation | Translation | Translation | Translation |
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RAW: | (**Sasuke**) オレが...痛く...なったんだ. お前の痛みが分かった時、初めて仲間と思えた。|そしてその反面。。。急激に強くなって。。。いくお前をほっておけなくなった。どんどん強くな っていくお前を見て。。。オレは。。。|オレだっていつもお前が...ー人なのは知ってた。同じような奴が いるって安心たした。。。すぐに話しかけたかって…なんだかうれしくてよ！| けど、そりゃ止めた。。。何でもできるお前が。。。うらやましくて。。。オレのライパ ルに決めた！| お前は...オレの目標になった. 何にも。。。なかったオレがつながりを。。。持てた。| 第七班で。。。任務や ってよ。。。お前みたく強くかっこよくなりたくて。ずっとお前の後を追いかけてた。|
Romaji | Ore ga... Itaku... Nattanda. Omae no itami ga wakatta toki, hajimete nakama to omoeta.| Soshite sono hanmen... Kyūgeki ni tsuyoku natte... Iku omae o hotteoke naku natta. Dondon tsuyokuna tte iku omae o mite... Ore wa...| Ore datte itsumo omaega... Hitori nano wa shitteta. Onaji yōna yatsu ga iru tte anshintashita... Sugu ni hanashikaketa katte… nandaka ureshikute yo!| Kedo, sorya tometa... Nandemo dekiru omae ga... Urayamashikute... Ore no raiparu ni kimeta! |Omae wa... Ore no mokuhyō ni natta. Nani ni mo... Nakatta ore ga tsunagari o... Moteta. |Dai nana han de... Ninmu ya tte yo... Omae mitaku tsuyoku kakkoyoku naritakute. Zutto omae no ato o oikaketeta.|
Literal: | (The reason is that) I became pained. When I understood your pain, that was when I started to think of you as a friend. | But then, on the other hand, you suddenly became stronger. To reach you, I became unable to ignore it. I watched you steadily get stronger. I...|However, I always knew you…were alone. Because there was someone similar to me, I was relieved… I immediately wanted to talk to you…(and felt) somewhat happy, even!| However, I stopped that…You could do anything…I was feeling envious. I decided that you would be my rival!| You…became my benchmark. I, who had nothing at all,… had a “bond”. | With Team 7… doing missions… I watched you (grow/succeed in) becoming stronger and cooler. All along, I was chasing after you//following your example.|
What? | Translation | Translation |
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RAW: | 逆だ。。。本当 はオレがうらやましかったんだ。オレには無い強さがあったから…|お前はいつも。。。おれ前を。。。歩いてゃがった。。。まるでかつての兄さんのように。。。そして。。今日も。。。|
Romaji | Gyakuda... Hontō wa ore ga uraya mashikattanda. Ore ni wa nai tsuyo-sa ga attakara…|Omae wa itsumo... Ore mae o... Aruite ~yagatta... Marude katsute no nīsan no yō ni... Soshite.. Kyō mo...|
Literal: | It was the opposite. Honestly, (the fact of it is), I felt jealous. Because I didn’t have strength within me.| You always… were walking in front of me…just like my former older brother… And then…today…
痛い//itai Is not like “hurt” in that it’s a small feeling. You use this kanji to indicate expressions of overcoming bitter experience and really experiencing a feeling of pain. Like if you were to threaten someone like “I’ll make them pay for this!” you would use this kanji to indicate that you want a particularly painful sensation of body and mind. You combine this kanji for pain with others for express anguish, regret, abuse, etc. In some instances you can use it to mean something “is exceedingly xxxx”. So this is not like, an ache, like it’s trivial bothersome. “Hurt” can be expressed with a number of different kanji that implies lesser damage or injury, or something moderately offensive to you. There’s kanji in Japanese that indicates hurting inanimate objects, minor wounded hurt, etc. This is not just “hurt”.
You probably hear it as just “Itai!” in anime as a small expression for “Ouch!” Yes, that’s another way to use it as an exclaimation. In sentences though, you use this to really mean a whole new magnitudes and level of pain. Imagine if this was getting screamed at you, because the pain was that horrible. That’s what Sasuke and Naruto are trying to convey when using it in a spoken sentence. Not just a minor “Oww” like it’s usually used when you poke yourself on a stapler.
Hottoke= to leave alone, to leave as it, to ignore, neglect
Mokuhyo= Target, objective, (a way for him to measure his abilities)
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What? | Translation | Translation | Translation | Translation | Translation | Translation | Translation
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RAW: | (**Naruto**) うっ。。。うっ。。。どこだここ？まさか。。。天国じ ゃ…！？|(**Sasuke**)。。。どうやら、オレ達は朝まで寝ちまってた様だな…また死に損なったようだ。 |(**Naruto**) くっ。。。くそ！まだ体が動かねーゃ！お前ぶんなぐって今こそ本当の目をさまさせてやろと思ったのに!|(**Sasuke**)ククク…ククク…ハハハハハハ…| (**Naruto**) な。。。何だょ！？|(**Sasuke**) こんなになって。。。まだやる気かよ... |(**Naruto**) つたりめだ！！なんどだって… |(**Sasuke**) 認めてやるよ... オレの負けだ。 |
Romaji |Uuu... Dokoda koko? Masaka... Tengokuji ~ya…!? |... Dōyara, ore-tachi wa asa made ne chimatteta yōda na… mata shinisokonatta yōda.| Kuu... Kuso! Mada karada ga ugokane ya! Omae bunnagu tte ima koso hontō no me o samasa sete yaro, to omottanoni!| Kukukuku….Hahahaha|Na... Nanda ~yo! ?| Kon'na ni natte... Mada yaruki ka yo...| Tsu tari meda! ! Nando datte…| Mitomete yaru yo... Ore no make da.
Literal: |Urgh…Where is this place? I can’t be…Heaven?! | Apparently, it seems that we slept until morning. Still, it appears that we survived. | Urgh…Shit! Still, (my) body won’t move. But I thought that I could wallop you now for sure, until your eyes opened. | (Sasuke starts laughing like an evil villain…and then switches back into laughing like a normal person). | Wh…what?| We became like this…and still, you’re willing to…|* What did you expect? Of Course!! How many times…| I’ll admit it…it’s my loss/defeat.
What? | Translation |
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RAW: | (**Sasuke**) 認めてやるよ... オレの負けだ。 |
Romaji | Mitomete yaru yo... Ore no make da.
Literal: |I’ll admit it…it’s my loss/defeat.
* bunnagutte= a very hard knock, hard blow
* Tsutarimeda= あたりまえだろ (Naruto has an accent)= What did you expect? Of Course! No Wonder.
(Continued below in comments) | Clarifying Translations for Ch.698~! [Part 2] | http://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/2l3krw/clarifying_translations_for_ch698_part_2/ | nsfw | null | discussion | sasback | Analysis | null | 85 | true | null | t3_2l3krw | t3_2l3krw | [
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"Evidence"- We know by the sketches that there is a time skip to the movie, we also know that Orochimaru has to wait 3 years(?) to use his Revival jutsu, so it would make sense for there to be a time skip with this theory. We also dont have any evidence of what happened to Orochimaru as of now.
Although I put this theory out there, I dont like the idea of ANOTHER antagonist wanting the powers of the Sage, that has been dragged around way to much.
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"body": "you think Orochimaru can touch Naruto at this point? roflmao he's just fodder now. ",
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