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Reminder to cash out some gains every now and then and get yourself something nice to remember why you do it, why you try, and remember this is more than numbers on a screen. It can be easy to lose perspective if you're not careful.
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I broke out of 100k this year and cashed out 8k for a down payment on new car. Was originally just gonna pull out 2k and buy another used shitbucket. Instead I put 25% down on a 2018 kia sorento so I could have a family car with 0 miles.
It's not like I copped a Bugatti but I gotta say it feels nice to drive something new and know that I earned it by just reading the market directions correctly.
I'm actually only 1.5k down from ATH again because of this weeks put plays on V and VTI. Feels good to say I'm up over 100% gains year over year, but it feels better to pull up at my moms house and drop off the grandbaby in a new car that I can afford.
Realistically my goal is .5m in the next 10 years so I can outright buy a nice house but Im gonna continue renting until this housing bubble bursts and homes come down 15-20%.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Who do you think you are coming in here with your awesome life?
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'll start the AMA: What's it like to have 100% phone battery?
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It's typical for me. I'm always pushing android apks to my phone for testing and it's quicker to use the USB cable than Wi-Fi. I'm also a charge every night person so my battery rarely drops below 70%.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
He's posting to WSB so he is probably not an old man/woman
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> the Robinhood subreddit is generally supportive for first-timers.
Hey guise why can't I buy AMD on a Saturday durrrrrr?
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Aside from idiotic questions, I would hardly consider r/Robinhood a welcoming sub.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Definitely. r/wsb is WAY more inviting than r/Robinhood. Sure people here will call you a cuck if you ask a dumb question, but they're mostly joking. In the Robinhood sub the mods tag genuine questions as shitposts and the others users tell them to fuck off unless they have $25k in your account as if their portfolios aren't all meme stocks.
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just got back from my meeting and saw the good news... so fucking glad i inversed y'all and got lulu calls and crwd puts
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LuLu calls huh? tell me more?
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Can we sell them our cleeeeaaaaaan coal?
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Let me tell you we have the cleanest coal
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Do you have all the words required to explain what the fuck clean coal is?
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Clean coal is coal burned with a filter that takes out literally everything except the co2 emissions. Thats what clean coal is. It has nothing to do with the actual quality of coal, it has to do with the fact we can burn it and only emit co2 as opposed to a large variety of other toxic elements like sulfur and lead.
Its cheaper than any of the renewable energy technology and we have 1000 years of it under US soil. The only reason the left doesnt want us to burn it is because of the co2 emissions, and the fact they shut down coal power plants is part of the reason our energy is so expensive and our manufacturing base went away. Its not just China, its our domestic policy shooting up energy prices.
This is why Trump talks about "Clean Coal" so much. But hey, lets just laugh because coal is black and sooty. How can it be clean, right? GUD 1 FAGGOTS.
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I also have TVA. No coal bud.
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Cry because i switched from $JDST after buying in at 16 to $JNUG and i have no idea what i'm doing anymore
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The Trump effect.
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The Robinhood Effect.
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Where do you people even work?
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I live in a very liberal neighborhood and there are tons of idiot communists. They're like rats.
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I feel like Trump may get reelected not because people actually prefer Trump, but this newage communists are beyond salvation
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I actually know a guy, he was totally a hardcore communist in highschool and university. He's recently left the left-wing politics due to identity politics. They're literally chasing communists out with their special snowflake safe space everyone should be a transexual agenda lol
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The right has been playing identity politics since the 60s.
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When does congress vote about the Hong Kong Human Rights and Democracy Act?
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Why should WSB care? ��
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If it make China angry and stonk go down
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SPicY ��
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Juicy ����
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Almost on que: [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1168874291376656384](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1168874291376656384)
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#Fooking nailed it!! ��
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what it say, can't access twitter
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Hold $UVXY & $TVIX for massive gains when N Korea sets off some missles.
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Welp, you're screwed.
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Small boy? a 22k play is more money than the budget of some US schools.
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He actually spent about $4K
## Walls1337bot: ##
50 buys at 4.58 = 22900 isn't it?
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I’ll spare you since you seem to lose lots of money.
$4.58 is the price per contract at the time he took the screenshot. The equation to find out how much he invested should be Equity ($22.9K)- Total Return
## Walls1337bot: ##
So his contracts were originally $0.78 each and he bought 50 totaling $3900. Then his equity grew to $22,900 and total return is $19,000?
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Format sucks, i apologize.
edit: if anyone wants a beautiful pdf or word doc copy, DM me. This sheet has helped me a ton and is a constant reminder of what to look for in stocks fundamentally, technically, and financially.
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Do you not understand how a spacebar works?
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the format got fucked sideways when i tried to copy and paste it my bad, just tryna help
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Read it, learned nothing
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Have you tried opening it?
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Firmly grasp it.
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Probably wouldn't hold over the weekend
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Correct! Do Not hold over the weekend. Sell, take profits and start analysis again 3 hours before start Monday
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The "odds" are worse than 50/50. There is iv crush and the possibility of no price movement. Playing ERs is more of a luck based game than skill.
I still do it anyway when I've got a gut feel. Swing for the fences, folks. Only way to make it rich
## Speaker_1: ##
He didn't say buy options. Also if you're concerned about IV why not sell options instead? Same leverage but IV is on your side
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This. Honestly (with my limited experience) I think selling options for ER plays is the best bet. Even if you're wrong about price movement You have theta decay and IV crush working for you.
## Walls1337bot: ##
It's not. Even if you could buy and sell at midpoint, buying has been slightly more profitable over the past 6 years. If you're crossing bid/ask both ways, buying or selling straddles are both losers.
The only thing that made money was buying ATM calls.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Real talk about these referrals and free stocks: who pays for these? I assume Robinhood, having a $6 billion valuation they must make money... what’s their revenue generating model?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Why do you bother trading stocks if you can’t google?
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The dollar is headed up, inflation is headed up. Growth slowed to a sloth pace rest of the year per multiple earnings calls. Bond rates rising, yield curve flattening.
SPX in a descending triangle.
Algos gonna have some fun this week until GDP comes out on Friday.
Then Boom.
## Speaker_1: ##
Boom as in *I CAN FINALLY BUY TENDIES AGAIN* or boom as in *ALRIGHT, I'M MOVING BACK TO MY PARENTS*?
## Speaker_2: ##
New to the sub, so far i've understood most your guys' sayings... but wtf is a tendie ?
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It's a small boat used to shuttle passengers from ship to shore and back.
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The best part of this meme is that he gave no fuck.
One of us for real
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The original corporate raider, those treasure chests were full of junk bonds.
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I would watch Depp in a netflix special on why I should buy netflix junk bonds
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even better, you could watch a brazillian hooker shill paper
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Guess the futures traders didn't like the Yuan fix?
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Old news
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?
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Just downvote and move on
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I did, felt great
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Sports betting and casinos will always be available when stocks are not.
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You faggots only bet on stocks? The fuck is this amateur hour? Betting Heat moneyline tonight can make you 875% return on your investment on my book and you only have to wait the length of one game. No shitty bag holding just lose it all asap
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I have a casino about 20 minutes from my house so I can get my degeneracy fix on most weekends
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how long will you keep it there until you pull it out?
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usually a few minutes
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I certainly don’t buy that it was over a toy drone.
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a toy drone can have a bomb attached
## Speaker_1: ##
I guess King Salman should replace his palace security with the rednecks from YouTube that manage to shoot them down with one shot since it took prolonged heavy gunfire for them to do it.
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Or they could have flown a 747 into it. EZ kill
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Jan 2018 SPY 200 put... I hate drunk me.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hey man, that is not a bad hold right now. Give it a few days, you could get 10% on that if we top out here temporarily. Certainly with a 2 year expiration there is no hurry to sell.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
is it even worth bothering with options on this stock? seems like all strikes and dates have premiums that already expect a massive runup
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All options are perfectly priced unless they aren't
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did he ever go so far do what he been tho
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Unironically this is what we’ve been doing for the last decade.
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Well lets keep doing it then, if I've learned anything it is that when something works it'll never stop working because why would it.
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Right? It’s like they want the economy to fail. If unemployment is nearing zero and inflation is in check, why not keep doing the same thing? Why raise rates!
## Walls1337bot: ##
Because the global economy is slowing, and if the economy takes a shit (which it eventually will ) with rates at 0 there is literally nothing they can do to mitigate the collapse, unless they start giving away money with a negative interest rate.
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That looks like a piece of shit boat
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They couldn't even afford to have the seats facing the same direction
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Kek
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Oh fuck youre back. Mustve been some real dark times for awhile.
## Speaker_1: ##
Contemplated suicide. A lot of good people on reddit helped me get through.
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You contemplated suicide over 13k??
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I hope SA pumps more oil just to spite the world & bankrupt Texas.
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Yes
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Houston is the blue collar kid with the lazy eye that couldn't get through college so he works at the dingy old factory. Odessa and Lubbock are his tweaker redneck uncles.
Texas is Austin and Dallas.
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All finance majors are on track to being poors lol only few finance majors get into IB from college and theyre all sternies, whartonites or state target school kids. most of IB is filled with liberal arts major kids from Ivies and other top 10s. a finance major is nearly worthless
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lol finance major in corp fin. silicon valley = easy low 6 figs out of graduation. IB isnt the only thing you can go into
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6 figs from target schools only, *highly* doubt you'll see those results from non targets (which 95% of finance majors are)
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Lmao I’m not sure what you’re talking about. I go to a non-target and a lot of my friends are headed to Wall Street (Lazard, Goldman, JPM, etc). The ones that aren’t landed decent gigs making around 85k and up starting. It’s really all about applying yourself and networking, you don’t need the ivy degree.
## Speaker_0: ##
most likely back office or risk management then, and it doesnt have to be ivy, UVA and Mich are targets but they're also state schools
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I go to Temple U, it’s a non-target. I transferred here from a semi-target for the free tuition. The majority of positions are IB analyst roles with some equity research positions at bulge brackets. We bust our asses and outperform most target school kids at super days since we know almost no one is gonna bat for us starting out.
Now granted 90% of temple’s business school students are brain dead retarded and will be back office nobodies but it’s not impossible by any means to stand out to the big banks. I know a couple kids that turned down offers from Wharton or transferred to come to Temple and all of them have gotten great internships or FT positions while on full-ride scholarships.
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[Nice stock tip, ass.](http://i.imgur.com/1xVNCtJ.png)
## Walls1337bot: ##
Holy shit thats funny, for those unable to connect timestamps, comment was at ~2:45, massive drop around 3:15
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How does one end up with 18 cents in their HSA?
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Haha they give me $400 a year free. I spent it.
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You spent the money in a tax-free account?
## Speaker_1: ##
What do you mean? It’s for medical expenses only. The $400 covers my dentist saying hello to me.
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My dentist won't even speak for $400.
He'll send a hygienist to tell me to go away.
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ban FDs
if it saves just one portfolio, it will be worth it
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## Speaker_0: ##
$TSLA target cut to $195 from $308 at JP Morgan
https://twitter.com/MorganLBrennan/status/1031495047643103232
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I feel like we already missed the short boat ��♀️
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## Walls1337bot: ##
It's frustrating when you can't get a straight answer in this sub.
I wouldn't rely on coming across random reddit posts to serve as your guiding principle.
The best way to find out about stocks worth looking at is to use a screener. Personally, I use [FinViz](http://www.finviz.com) and set up filters for stocks that are up 10%+ on high or irregular volume. I run this every evening in preparation for the next trading day to get an idea of what stocks will be moving the next morning, and where potential support and resistance points may be to guide my trades. Typically I take the stocks in that screen and look for which ones are active in pre-market trading the next morning and those will be my focus.
ANYWAY, $HMNY would have appeared on a screener like that several times during the last month, just as $VERI would have before that.
## Speaker_0: ##
Havnt thought of filtering for unusual volume before. That's an interesting one.
I usually go by margins, growth and cap size, sometimes PEG
## Walls1337bot: ##
Sounds like you're looking to invest while I'm looking to trade. Very different methodologies!
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Why did I bitch out and sell my amzn call an hour before close?
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Fucking IV CRUSHED me. Holy shit I just got blown up. Fuck
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Which of the FANG stocks will crash the hardest soonish? My guess is FB and NFLX.
## Walls1337bot: ##
But why? Netflix has been destroying their earnings... have we forgotten Q3 already???
But unlike Netflix, Facebook has an extremely nice P/E ratio and their forecasted P/E next year is even better. Why will FB slow? Look what they've done since inception in 2012...
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Yeah boiiii.
My position:
https://imgur.com/a/fzJIJ
## Walls1337bot: ##
wow congrats!
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The difference between now and then can be summed up in two words: "Fed Put".
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Oh investors had the equivalent belief in "strong men holding up the market" in 1929. I'll post a quote on that topic in a few days. I'm sprinkling WSB with quotes from this book every few days because it is so goddamned timely, and still so fresh and so relevant.
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# Huge revenue miss, low guidance. This is going down to 7xx
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not sure you know what huge means
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Huge enough for the market
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What's sad is Walmart is one of the highest paying employers in my town. By a large margin
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Oof.
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12 an hour starting is insane and the managers make obscene money (for my town). 60k annual+? Whew lad I'd kill for that.
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Become a data analyst. Learn online for free. Starting salary is usually 55-70k depending on the area. Remote options too.
## Speaker_0: ##
My cousin has a master's in data analysis and can't get a job.
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Did he immediately get his masters like a retard? Now he can't get a job because he looks expensive but without experience. Should have been something he analyzed before hand.
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This makes me feel a lot better about my career decisions over the last 2 years. When do non-retards go back to school? With 2-3 years of experience? 5?
## Walls1337bot: ##
It depends. What is your current career trajectory? Will staying the course have better yeilds? Will a graduate degree bring enough benefit to offset the career delay it will cause?
What industry are you in?
## Speaker_3: ##
Uhm, CS / data analytics. I have no idea. Recession will make a big difference if it happens.
But I should probably just go back to school for my own self. Or start a business.
## Walls1337bot: ##
You will find more happiness going back for yourself. And unless you want to become a permanent cog, don't go back to further the hard science. You will benefit more from something business-y. Something that will allow you to take the data analytics and drive business decisions.
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It's because I bought mu puts you're welcome
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Lol buy puts on on the lows and buy calls on the highs
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Nobody orders a yacht over the phone you fucking pleb
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put some respeck on my boat pleb-boy
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You ok there bro?
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Be disappointed I wasn't approved of the 35k loan for AAPL calls a few days ago.
Instead I'll just continue to make a much smaller profit.
Oh well.
## Speaker_0: ##
Dodged a bullet IMO. Gambling with a personal loan prrrrrroooooobably ain't the wisest move.
## Speaker_1: ##
What do you mean dodged a bullet? My apple calls are up like 30%. This guy would be laughing right now.
## Walls1337bot: ##
My AAPL calls that I do have are up 100% already. Realistically I would've covered profits now and paid off the loan in full.
It's a bummer man.
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If I held onto my 164 QQQ calls a week ago.. ugh
## Walls1337bot: ##
That's over $1,000 profit for each contract. How many were you holding?
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filled the gap, and look at the candles... decreasing volume.. yum
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Are you a Vikings fan by any chance?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Oof just lost 2K, trading with 200X leverage is stupidly stressfull why am i doing this.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lol no one "trades" with 200x leverage...they "gamble"
Understand you are absolutely not trading. You are gambling.
And if that's what you wanna do, hit up my uncle's seven eleven. Scratch's off been printing 10s of dollars.
## Speaker_0: ##
I'm gambling.
I'm definitly one of the stupidest persons i know.
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Give it a few hours. There will be someone dumber showing up in the daily discussion thread.
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They are shutting down their brick and mortars left and right.
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Are they? I havent seen any leave my market and as far as I know, they’re scheduled for physical inventory at a normal amount of sites for 2019.
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Visited one in Tampa that is closing last month. Had a 50% off sale - but only on the shitty books. Walked out empty-handed.
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Just bought atvi puts boys. Ready for the rally
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Word. Gaming news is all bad these days, but it is sitting at a 52 week low. Been wondering how to play this and ultimately decided to sit out. Good luck brother!
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It's like none of you retards know how AMD works.
It jumps up $1, people sell, buy back in, it spikes, people sell, buy back in etc.
It's literally doing the same thing it's been doing for a long time. It'll be ok sweetheart.
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But I want my yacht *now*.
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Wtf are you going to do with a yacht on Mars?
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I need this open to be green so I can buy a big fat engagement ring
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How many carats?
## Speaker_0: ##
Depends on how green the market opens
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Trueeee. You going natural or lab grown?
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Wholly fuck the whole sub is buying ARRY.
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go inverse
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Too late, bought in earlier in the week.
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Sorry.
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Sorry we're all getting yachts? I might let you take a ride on mine, faggot
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## Speaker_0: ##
Well it probably is. But since my parents are making bank from flippin the shit outta homes, I want to not believe in the bubble.
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They should limit their exposu..... buy more
## Speaker_0: ##
Pretty much their mentality. "We'll hedge by buying even more"
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Someone has to hold the bag.
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My AAPL calls for Jan 2018 are already up around 40%. I’ll probably sell before earnings in case guidance isn’t as strong as it should.
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Strike price?
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175
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## Speaker_0: ##
fuck yeah, what a fucking scumbag! glad he will rot away for 7 years
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not all heroes wear capes.
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In @ 2.77, holding until UGAZ is on sale
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I'd jump back into UGAZ around Wednesday. Winter storm is coming in and temps are dropping this week, could put demand up
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## Speaker_0: ##
jack ma looks like hes in the second stage of an Animorphs cover
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His skull is pretty big, likely a large brain. High IQ, no surprise there
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You haven't seen the interview with Elon Music and Jack Ma, have you ? Its painful how ignorant this guy is.
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Elon is also dumb. He actually thinks our AI researchers actually know how to create an AI that is smart enough to become sentient. It's like worrying about what could happen to the world when someone creates a time machine when creating a time machine itself is almost impossible.
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lol trading 300 spy options c'mon man
## Speaker_0: ##
To maximize gains you must embrace the commissions.
Edit: Fuck, I'm an idiot.
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also the taxes. SPX and ES are tax advantaged at 60% treated as long term gains regardless of how long you hold. love the bravery though keep on keeping on
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## Speaker_0: ##
No need to throw that much capital at a currency. Just call up the boys at citadel or some rouge HFT firm and they’ll get the job done nicely!
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If you know any let me know...preferably so I can up my short first
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I'm new to investing and lack any understanding of options but did you just make $384 from a two $2 contracts? ELI5 please
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He bought scratchers
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Yeah I've heard they are basically high risk lotto tickets. But since I'm new to this I'm only playing with around with <$100, so getting mad lucky on $5 seems worth the risk if I'm comfortable with the reality I'll probably lose it.
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When I looked up the definitions of puts / calls it seemed like you would have to actually own the share price, is that not the case?
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bullish shit aside: When you purchase options (calls or puts) you're not purchasing stocks - you're purchasing the right to buy those stocks at a certain price.
You don't actually have to own those stocks to participate in calls or puts- unless of course you're selling covered calls or puts. If you don't know what that is, my limited drunken financial advice will not suffice - do your research. The internet is your oyster.
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Should I still buy V calls or wait for more dip?
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Half and half
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10/19 or go for 11/16?
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11/16 sell a call against it to average yourself down and then buy the call back when there is another dip.
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Got him last night. All we can do is ban him from the sub, but that doesn't stop him from viewing or PMing people. This is an obvious site-wide rule that he's breaking for mass PM spamming.
edit: I reached out to reddit admins about him. Perhaps they can somehow implement countermeasures for any user who seeks to spam links via PM.
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## Speaker_0: ##
are you serious? you're going to lose so much money
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Like I said, I’ve been empowered by this sub
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Why tho? This is not something I’d expect coming from a republican congress. Are they that retarded? Is this their idea of “simplifying” the tax code?
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This is the only bill that legit fucks everyone/
## Walls1337bot: ##
You're forgetting Net Neutrality, while technically not a bill, will give the more across the board ass fucking to common people.
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Even on this sub this shitty meme lives on.
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Huh? What Meme?
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As a frenchie from Montreal i'm pretty sure i got cancer from watching that stream
I understand if you have to quarantine us, that was one hell of a concentrated dose of autism, he was basically a bioweapon
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Shit I missed it what happened is there videos anywhere?
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He wore a wolf mask, had a bunch of apple themed crap(including apple muscat), and he celebrated over trivial dips despite a generally upward trend. Other than that he talked about furry stuff and how he lives in his moms basement, with some random howling and bargaining with god mixed in. Then price ticked up and you get to see him swear a lot and say he's cursed and hasn't been lucky even once.
There you go, saved you liked 10 minutes of skipping around the recording.
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I'm here from /r/all
what the hell is going on?
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Costco calls. You can’t buy in bulk online.
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You can’t get free samples or $1.50 hotdogs online, either. I’ve never been to Costco and regretted the experience.
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I have, the local costco is so busy I have asked people in line to please kill me
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12/10 11:20AM never forget!! NEVER ever forget
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?
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that is when my puts started dying!!
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Omg. You found the secret of trading. Quick. Make a course/guide and sell it for $40.
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Ps. This works until it doesn’t - which means it doesn’t and you are just getting lucky here and there.
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You could say that about all strategies though
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That’s the joke buddy. It’s gambling. It always was. It always will be. It’s legalized gambling.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Jesus they look alike.
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No that's the pope.
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No. He's talking to Jesus.
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The Mexican or Latin one?
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I think Shkreli needs help securing his bail
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orly
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Hey man you got the hook up on free adderall like you do with daraprim? Thx babe.
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I for one would prefer to continue profiting of fscomeau's failures. Fremain.
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You assume he is actually investing in anything.
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Regardless of if he is or not, he still is spectacular at being spectacularly wrong.
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Here's something spectacular. Numbers. I've been using numbers to trade for many years and it's worked 80+% of the time. FSComeau on the other hand is right 50% of the time, so, even inversing him is unpredictable.
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I think you're being very charitable to him saying he's right 50% of the time. I also call bullshit on your 80%
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Mother Fuck Jian Yang. That's it? It only does hotdog?
No, and not-hotdog.
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This guy fucks
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What's up Al Qaeda?
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## Speaker_0: ##
If Elon Musk drops an n-bomb on the earnings call it will go down in history as the best earnings call ever.
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You can say the n-bomb on the internet.
Nagasaki.
See, no one cares.
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## Speaker_0: ##
What is going on with Microsoft.
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Flat all afternoon matching $SPY
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## Speaker_0: ##
$30k into a penny stock - you've got balls the size of your brain or vice versa...
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both
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do you want a cookie
## Speaker_1: ##
i just want to lose my gains so i can finally become a WSB member
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Why be a member when you're already a God
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## Speaker_0: ##
Jur boi bout to get fat #realityiswhatyoumakeit #newyearnewme
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> \#newyearnewmeme
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Fuck you
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You kiss your mom with that mouth?
## Speaker_0: ##
No
## Walls1337bot: ##
You should have said you kiss my mom with it. Mo funny
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## Speaker_0: ##
why the fuck is long fun STILL not 0
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buy more puts they are on sale
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## Speaker_0: ##
So how long until someone files a class action lawsuit against RH?
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Serious question, is there a precedent for filing a suit against a brokerage? And what are some examples of damages awarded in the past?
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>President Donald Trump's frustration with Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin is ratcheting up further after markets suffered their worst Christmas Eve drop ever despite Mnuchin's attempts to calm Wall Street, according to a source close to the White House.
>The source told CNN that Mnuchin could be in "serious jeopardy" with Trump, who regularly rages at Cabinet members he feels have made mistakes, before he cools off.
Trump nevertheless vouched for Mnuchin publicly, shifting blame for the market volatility to the Federal Reserve instead.
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He's getting fired. The question is when.
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if it happens this week it'll give us our own all-American -5% day
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## Speaker_0: ##
You're already locking in gainz by not having to spend money on a gf
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But I'm spending money on dates, I just can't secure a gf
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Stop dating. Start hanging out.
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Take Two priced the beat in yesterday. Stock is still a good long tho, they have two esports games in Call of Duty and Overwatch, and we are just beginning to see eSports really take off. I bought stock in it at $14, and I'm still not selling.
## Speaker_0: ##
Hearthstone and Heroes of the Storm not counted towards the e-sports? I know they aren't huge but they still have them.
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I'm biased towards FPSes as eSports, so I don't really follow those two. Do they have majors? If so, how many people tune in to watch? Genuinely curious.
## Speaker_1: ##
NFL and NBA team owners are buying esports teams to get into Lol and Overwatch. Kraft, who owns the Patriots, bought a team to buy into the Overwatch league.
It's getting fucking nuts.
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This is our opportunity to get into the ground floor for stuff like the NFL/NBA/MLB. IMO, eSports have a huge appeal because everyone can play them immediately after watching them. You only need a computer, and those get cheaper every year. With real sports, you have to be somewhat good, buy the gear and get enough people together. eSports, you can watch the match and play at the same time.
This is a value investment, but it will pay out in the end. Like I said, I've been holding ATVI since $14 and am currently sitting at 255% gain, but I am still holding.
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## Speaker_0: ##
You are super duper retarded huh. Rev is all that matters ya? Not cash? Share count? Future rev eps margins? Der
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Only autistics think retardation is funny.
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I hate it too. But I'm still confident that I'll make money off it eventually.
But god I hate it so fucking much. Why the fuck do you suck so badly, XXII? You're like the kid in the group project who knows the subject really well, but smells like shit and tries to act edgy.
Fuck you.
## Speaker_0: ##
Are you projecting?
## Walls1337bot: ##
It's more of me wanting to hatefuck this stock. Emphasis on hate.
## Speaker_0: ##
Sounds like you need a cigarette
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I'm more of a Xanax guy, tbh.
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## Speaker_0: ##
He's just a closet liberal trying to raise awareness. He did what everyone else is doing with jacking up the price, just to an awareness raising level. It was a public service if anything.
They all fucking do it, Chantix for example, I used to get that shit for $330/mo ~3 years ago, I got some a few months ago at the same pharmacy and it was $908 the first month, $938 the next, and $968 the next, every month these fucks tack on another $30.
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I quit cold turkey and it only cost me punching a bunch of fucks in the throats for about a month.
## Speaker_0: ##
I never could without assistance, chantix is amazing, I quit every time I've taken it but I have a high stress job, work all nighters under stress, and when I'm up after 2am with my mind fried I break down and smoke, every goddamn time. Even if I haven't smoked for 3+ months it just hits me.
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It's all mental. Chantix helps but still need mental support to be 100% successful in the end.
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Actually pretty sure it's a lot chemical
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Check-in on /u/GodMode92 's $BABA [earnings play](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/99g6ui/baba_er_play/?utm_content=comments&utm_medium=new&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=wallstreetbets).
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Lol, holy shit. How have we come to this. God bless RH for rolling out multi leg options.
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is there even a profit band for this that isn't some extreme move?
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Hang on I'll plug it into tastyworks later tonight and share.
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I need to get a better broker
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Visual Aidz:
https://i.imgur.com/3v0YYzL.jpg
Max loss is $694, max gain is $306 (assuming it was bought EOD today. He should probably be closeish) Anyways, he's fucked if it doesn't go over $188. His max loss is in the zone that it'll probably stay in, lol.
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woooow so this is like the worst possible way to play what OP intended, super risky, low probability of profit, and capped max profit
incredible
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He also paid a big debit for it. Longing vega too.
Could've just buy an ATM call for half the price and more than twice the profit potential.
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Can you imagine if you bought calls at yesterday's dip?!?!? We'd be filthy rich.
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Not really, IV is insane rn
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Looks like pension funds are now buying futures
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Read as prison funds. what do i short based on that
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inb4 goldman buys the manufactured dip
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Paging /u/ichubb
*edit
And if you do not have a penis, one will be provided.
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Pls not mine.
Actually /u/business2690 might have one.
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will this forever haunt me?
I didn't even really want to sell any body parts, let alone become a cock merchant!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRHEbJ7T78M
now I have this flair that won't go away; i require Internet/reddit penicillin.
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Aaaaaand now you're tagged as cock merchant on my RES. haha
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If your looking at tech, yeah. Others sectors definitely have a way to go yet.
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There are sectors other than tech?
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How the fuck was HMNY over $10 a month ago
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No idea, it has a great business model.
"THE MORE YOU USE OUR PRODUCT THE MORE WE LOSE MONEY"
## Speaker_2: ##
The average American sees 5 movies in theaters per year. At less than 10$ a month the price is nothing to most. The business idea was decent
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That logic doesn't make much sense. It's precisely the people that see an above average number of movies that would get it.
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F
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A
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I like it when I submit a trade in robinhood and the stock ticker immediately jumps down as it's loading.
EDIT: Wow, it seems others experience the same thing. I wonder if the Robinhood devs implemented an Office Space esque ploy where they show you a price slightly higher than it actually is, then when you buy it, it adjusts to the real price and they pocket the difference.
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That would be illegal.
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<5B market cap, 44 P/E, 500%+ YTD gainz
Why is it so hard for whales to count macros? There exists something called arithmetic addition that helps with this.
Stuff like this makes me want to puke.
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Some people just want the easy way out and they feel that if they are paying for something, it'll work and help with their goal. Not hard to calculate one's TDEE and eat below it.
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Why is his sticker bigger than mine? More proof that US elections favor the top 1%?
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Maybe he has an unusually small head.
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$2K AMD $24 calls just for shits and giggles.
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That's some expensive shit and giggles
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All shits no giggles at this point
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Sir, this is a Wendy's
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Can I get a uhh
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The best way to keep people subservient is to fill them with false dreams. It's why people continue participating in the rat race.
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> is to fill them with false dreams
Is this why I'm filled with despair?
## Walls1337bot: ##
No, that's low serotonin. Go read The Hacking of the American Mind.
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Laughable that the top comment of this post and r/politics are exactly the same. Even the gay capitalization. Totally organic i bet.
## Speaker_1: ##
It's a meme from earlier in the year...
## Walls1337bot: ##
It’s the deep state funded by Soros bucks. It has Hilary written all over it. A (((globalists))) conspiracy to bring the pure breaded patriots down. It’s the only explanation that makes any s/ense if you’re woke.
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Watching wsb reactions to meaningless futures is the best part of this sub
## Walls1337bot: ##
YOUR PORTFOLIO IS MEANINGLESS
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