message: random npc shit
diff: <<replace "#NPC">>
  \<div class="descriptive">
  \<h3>$tavernNPC.name</h3>
  - \$tavernNPC.name is a $tavernNPC.weight $tavernNPC.racenote $tavernNPC.dndclass who is $tavernNPC.adventure, who you notice has $tavernNPC.physicaltrait, and $tavernNPC.eyes eyes. <<print $tavernNPC.heshe.toUpperFirst()>> is currently <<print $tavernNPC.idle.random()>></div>
  + \ A $tavernNPC.racenote is currently <<print $tavernNPC.idle.random()>> in the corner. You strike up conversation with $tavernNPC.himher, and the $tavernNPC.weight $tavernNPC.race introduces $tavernNPC.himherself as $tavernNPC, a $tavernNPC.dndclass who is $tavernNPC.adventure. <<print $tavernNPC.heshe.toUpperFirst()>> <<print $tavernNPC.heshe.toUpperFirst()>> looks at you with $tavernNPC.hisher $tavernNPC.eyes eyes for a moment, and says "Actually, you might be interested; <<print either("<<print $plothook.people.random()>>", "<<print $plothook.rumour.random()>>")>>"</div>
  <</replace>>
  <</link>>\
  <span id="NPC"></span>
  