def METHOD_NAME(patch_botomod_hosted_zones):
    boto_route53.__salt__["boto_vpc.describe_vpcs"].return_value = {
        "vpcs": [{"region": "fnordland", "id": "fnord"}],
    }
    boto_route53.__salt__["boto_route53.describe_hosted_zones"].return_value = {
        "HostedZone": {"Config": {"PrivateZone": "true"}},
        "VPCs": {"VPC": {"VPCId": "fnord", "VPCRegion": "fnordland"}},
    }