def METHOD_NAME():
    """Returns system information.
    Returns:
        List of tuples about system stats.
    """
    blob = []
    try:
        (sysname, nodename, release, version, machine, processor) = platform.uname()
        blob.extend(
            [
                ("python", ".".join(map(str, sys.version_info))),
                ("python-bits", struct.calcsize("P") * 8),
                ("OS", "{sysname}".format(sysname=sysname)),
                ("OS-release", "{release}".format(release=release)),
                ("machine", "{machine}".format(machine=machine)),
                ("processor", "{processor}".format(processor=processor)),
                ("byteorder", "{byteorder}".format(byteorder=sys.byteorder)),
                ("LC_ALL", "{lc}".format(lc=os.environ.get("LC_ALL", "None"))),
                ("LANG", "{lang}".format(lang=os.environ.get("LANG", "None"))),
                ("LOCALE", ".".join(map(str, locale.getlocale()))),
            ],
        )
    except (KeyError, ValueError):
        pass
    return blob