def METHOD_NAME():
    """
    Inform the bootstrax collection we're running microstrax
    """
    # DAQ database
    daq_db_name = 'daq'
    daq_uri = straxen.get_mongo_uri(header='rundb_admin',
                                    user_key='mongo_daq_username',
                                    pwd_key='mongo_daq_password',
                                    url_key='mongo_daq_url')
    daq_client = pymongo.MongoClient(daq_uri)
    daq_db = daq_client[daq_db_name]
    bs_coll = daq_db['eb_monitor']
    while True:
        microstrax_state = dict(
            host=socket.getfqdn(),
            pid=os.getpid(),
            time=now(),
            state='hosting microstrax',
            max_load_mb=args.max_load_mb,
            max_return_mb=args.max_return_mb,
            context=args.context,
            n_dirs=len(args.extra_dirs)
        )
        try:
            daq_db.command('ping')
        except Exception as timeout_error:
            print(f"Ran into {timeout_error}. Can be bad. Let's take a nap")
        bs_coll.insert_one(microstrax_state)
        time.sleep(9)