def METHOD_NAME(request):
    blogs = Story.objects.filter(is_story=False).order_by("-created")[:3]
    city_count = Event.objects.values("city").distinct().count()
    country_count = Event.objects.values("country").distinct().count()
    future_events = Event.objects.future()
    organizers = User.objects.all().count()
    stories = Story.objects.filter(is_story=True).order_by("-created")[:2]
    return render(
        request,
        "core/index.html",
        {
            "future_events": future_events,
            "stories": stories,
            "blogposts": blogs,
            "patreon_stats": FundraisingStatus.objects.all().first(),  # TODO: This isn't used
            "organizers_count": organizers,
            "cities_count": city_count,
            "country_count": country_count,
        },
    )