def METHOD_NAME(host=DEFAULT_HOST, port=DEFAULT_PORT):
    """
    Get memcached status
    CLI Example:
    .. code-block:: bash
        salt '*' memcached.status
    """
    conn = _connect(host, port)
    try:
        stats = _check_stats(conn)[0]
    except (CommandExecutionError, IndexError):
        return False
    else:
        return {stats[0]: stats[1]}