def METHOD_NAME():
    # XXX: We should use conda-api for this, but it's currently annoying to set the
    # root prefix with.
    info = json.loads(str_check_output(["conda", "info", "--json"]))
    # We need to use an ordered dict because the root prefix should be
    # replaced last, since it is typically a substring of the default prefix
    r = OrderedDict(
        [
            (info["default_prefix"], "default prefix"),
            (pathsep.join(info["envs_dirs"]), "envs dirs"),
            # For whatever reason help2man won't italicize these on its own
            # Note these require conda > 3.7.1
            (info["user_rc_path"], r"\fI\,user .condarc path\/\fP"),
            (info["sys_rc_path"], r"\fI\,system .condarc path\/\fP"),
            (info["root_prefix"], r"root prefix"),
        ]
    )
    return r