def METHOD_NAME(self):
    return {
        AlertTypes.adventure: _("An adventure has started, come join!"),
        AlertTypes.boss: _("A Dragon has appeared!"),
        AlertTypes.cart: _("A cart has arrived, come buy something!"),
        AlertTypes.immortal: _("An immortal has appeared!"),
        AlertTypes.miniboss: _("A miniboss has appeared, come join!"),
        AlertTypes.possessed: _("A possessed has appeared!"),
        AlertTypes.ascended: _("An Ascended has appeared!"),
        AlertTypes.transcended: _("An Transcended has appeared!"),
    }.get(self, _("An adventure has started, come join!"))