def METHOD_NAME(ret):
    """
    Insert minion return data into the sqlite3 database
    """
    log.debug("sqlite3 returner <returner> called with data: %s", ret)
    conn = _get_conn(ret)
    cur = conn.cursor()
    sql = """INSERT INTO salt_returns
             (fun, jid, id, fun_args, date, full_ret, success)
             VALUES (:fun, :jid, :id, :fun_args, :date, :full_ret, :success)"""
    cur.execute(
        sql,
        {
            "fun": ret["fun"],
            "jid": ret["jid"],
            "id": ret["id"],
            "fun_args": str(ret["fun_args"]) if ret.get("fun_args") else None,
            "date": str(datetime.datetime.now()),
            "full_ret": salt.utils.json.dumps(ret["return"]),
            "success": ret.get("success", ""),
        },
    )
    _close_conn(conn)