漫画赏析：Linux 版 SQL Server
漫画 SQL Server
### Linux 版 SQL Server （一）


![sql-server-on-linux](/data/attachment/album/201704/05/091930x5e55tkb6t4ft552.png)


在 Linux 内核之中，大家正在静静的等待进程的创建。每个创建的进程会被分配一个进程 ID （PID）。


在那个 Apache 进程高高兴兴的走出去之后，下一位却被要求创建 [Linux 版的 SQL Server](/article-7967-1.html)，这简直让人气的跳起来！


这个愤怒的进程宣称，“我将占用所有的 CPU 和内存！”面对其它面面相觑的进程们，内核无奈的宣布，“伙计们，我们打烊了……”


与其用 Linux 版 SQL Server，[何不用 MySQL / MariaDB 呢？](/article-8073-1.html) 大家使用过 Linux 版 SQL Server 吗？体验如何？欢迎评论。


### Linux 版 SQL Server （二）


![](/data/attachment/album/201704/05/212828jat0psf0xeodotn6.png)


Clark，嗯，就是那个贪婪的 Linux 版的 SQL Server，它要把 Linux 服务器撑破了，内核已经陷入崩溃了，急切需要重启。


等等，似乎我们找到了一个好办法，把 Clark 关到盒子里面去。


看起来不错哦，果然鲸鱼的大肚子能装啊——内核长吁一口气。




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* <https://turnoff.us/geek/sql-server-on-linux/>
* <https://turnoff.us/geek/sql-server-on-linux-2/>


作者：[Daniel Stori](https://turnoff.us/about/) 译者：[GHLandy](https://github.com/GHLandy) 校对&点评：[wxy](https://github.com/wxy)


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