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seriously ? nail polish all over my carpet ? did Holden watch himself today ?
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omg I'm sooooo impatient
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My sneeze is not badass
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Not loving having 21 credits next semester though
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Feeling like pure
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I wanna fuck liam so bad
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Still up , can't sleep for the life of me
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Ugh I miss _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ way too much !!!
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Watching the first season of Breaking Bad . I miss this show ....
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All we do is argue it will never change
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I just want _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in my life
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#ThingsThatScareMe bees , puke , and ghosts
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Jt is about to make me
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ So what have you been up too ? I miss talking to you .
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On my way home yay but it's so fucking cold
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah cause I saw my name lol
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss yeww
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some people just automatically piss me off and I cant help it
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My mom always knows how to ruin my good mood with her rude comments .
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I hate having a whole lotta money and then paying bills and then not having a whole lotta money
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I'm moving very slow this morning .
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I officially hate raccoons .
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Why is groupon only for big cities ?! Small town people like to save a few bucks too #LAME
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I swear my boy has the worst luck
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Put it back on !
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah she said I was annoying so I didn't like her . HAHAHA . Now I love her _TWITTER-ENTITY_
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Yeah , you don't care . I mean , i wouldn't except you too . #You
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes , worst class I ever did take you'd think it'd be fun right ?!?
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You are being so mean right now . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
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Apple is pissing me off this morning
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Just ripped out half my hair with my glasses #glassesprobs #nerdgirlprobs
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My car doors are frozen shut and my papers I have to rewrite are I'm there fml
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Putting the boat cover on in the rain sucks like no other . ☔
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“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Girls hate texting guys first . ✋ . ” LOL .
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It kinda sucks when my babe is at practice
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If I do go to the movies , I'll probably sleep through it .
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I'm usually a patient person but today I am not . Longest day ever .
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the ice truck just went by my house
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Old man almost killed him self on the bench had to save his ass
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hates me , he won't even retweet me
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When people think it's okay to hack up a lung in the waiting room .... #stop #gohome
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Why am I always so damn hungry ?!
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Realizing tomorrow is only Thursday is depressing
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God I am so naucious right now
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I think I broke my finger today at work
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I hope I'm not getting sickkkk
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I am annoyed with everything and everyone #StressedOut
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Can't wait till 10 .. #teenmom2 season finale !! What am I gonna do on Monday nights after tonight ??? #sad
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Why do men ALWAYS have to be right even though 99.9% of the time they're not
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Emma hung up on me #mylifeisover
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just couldn't sleep I slept probably like half an hour
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Christmas makes me so depressed because once it's over I don't see my family for months
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I just ate my last piece of deer jerkey earlier ... #SadTweet
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I thought I'd be nice and stay with my fam at the hotel ... Regret kicks in when they're all asleep by 11 . Happy Easter to me .
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6:30 am is about to come so early ... I don't even get up that early for school ..
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Interview time .
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I don't know why I keep trying to talk to you , you obviously don't like me
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Why the heck do I get like this . I literally can't stand this feeling .
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Think about how nuts this is ........... we have school tomorrow
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause I have
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Got home early just in time to go to church with momma .. #tootired
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Packing to go back to school is going to be hell
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't I need to get another one
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But I like your bed
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I wish I was sitting in the woods right now
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I just wish you would text me #subtweet
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Waking up with both your hands asleep ! Ahh such a werid feeling
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I think out loud 99% of the time . And if there's no one around to hear it , I tweet it .
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Watching the purge , and I'm about to pee myself
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweet to pat but not message me back I see you
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I have huge icky blisters on my feet !
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Wish I had something to do right now
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh no !
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There would be a thousand free pours going on during my sober cleanse oh well my body gonna be looking right tho
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Ugh so much for having the day off I love it when people don't show up for shifts
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you Jordyn !
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I need a rollerblading buddy
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please don't tell me Trevor is going to fight someone
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so glad you are enjoying them ! We miss you a lot
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That was the cutest shot glass and now I can't find it
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No matter how many times I blow my nose , it won't go away fuckkkk myyyyy liiiiiife .
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I can't say I've ever had this much pain in my knee
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It boggles my mind
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I only have seasons 1-5 But I watch it every day on Nickelodeon and TBS at 11pm . #NotKidding
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of course the one day i'm wide awake bright and early i'm too sick to go to school
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I'm going to hate 6 o'clock
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It's so freakin humid out !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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People are such assholes . Why can't everyone just get along
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I wish I could put the pictures up from last night on insty .. They are so cute !
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My brother lives in Boston . I shit my pants for a hot second
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I'm lonely where's my Australian boyfi
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This weather is totally messing up my manicure
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Did that just happen ? Ugh I should go to bed .
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What about Pieni are you out there ?
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Forgot to buy an ice scraper
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhhhh shit lol you dont even know me anymore lol
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes it's open
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Sometimes all you can do it cry . #OneOfThoseDays
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is playing with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight in Cali . If it was a full U.S tour I would probably cry tears of happiness . BUT NOOOO !
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Jamie is climbing a VERY slippery slope ..
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