I have now been simmering for at least 6 hours in my bed. What an exhausting life I lead. I had to turn at least twice to find a more comfortable position. My paws needed some exercise to keep the blood circulating and so I decided to take a walk around my home. I noticed all was quiet. Mrs. Human had departed to replenish my supply of tuna fish I assume. There would be no other reason to go anywhere as she is employed by me to care for my needs.
The cat flap is available to depart, so I will make an inspection tour of my territory. The wall is staring at me so I stare back and hear a noise. It is the return of Mrs. Human.
How can you turn down liver for poor starving Tabby? That’s cruel! Poor baby!
Theft does not exist in meow, it is my right to take what I want.