The bathroom will have a freshly laundered hand towel, shower curtain, rug and shower mat. You must supply your own towels and face cloths. There is a hair dryer at the cottage. There is always a supply of toilet paper and air freshener spray. There is a small water heater in the cottage, it probably won't supply more than two showers in a row.
For putting nothing in the pot, that isn't guaranteed to rot.
No hair combings please - use the basket. There's a very good reason why we ask it.
We'll keep our tank in operation!"