"All that coffee and all these ghosts are making me jittery."
"Luckily, none of the people inside appear to be celebrities."
Buck's Truckin' - "Safety third!"
"I'm afraid that kidney went to somebody who can write code."
"A shirt like that should be dry-cleaned only."
If you see something, buy something.
"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."
"Penthouse duplex, East Sixties, three bedrooms, two baths, solarium, sauna, two thousand square feet, terrace, bird feeder, two and a half million."
"Can we move our lunch up to noon? I've got to be at City Hall by two to be arrested."
"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."
"LinkedIn has finally paid off - it got me two new followers on Twitter."
"I'll watch history in the making later."