A doctor says to his patient, "I have bad a news and a worse news for you".
"what's the bad news?" asks the patient.
That's terrible," said the patient.
"How can the news possibly be worse?"
Patient: Doctor, i feel i am a pack of cards. What should i do?
Doctor: I'll deal with you later..
Doctor: do you what is Nurse?
Patient: Doctor i got pain whenever i take tea.
Doctor: Take your spoon out o cup whenever you take tea.
Doctor: Congrats, you become a father.
Man: Pl, do not tell this to my wife, I want to surprise her shortly..
Man to doctor: I have one problem..
Man: I can't see the person whom i am talking..
Doctor: when you face this problem??
Man: while talking on the phone. !!!
Sick Boy: Doctor, Le me go fast, today my friend is coming home..
I have to remove all the toys..
Doctor: why, is your friend is a thief??
Patient: I have a problem, I keeps in biting my nails, what should i do?
Doctor: I have solution, let me remove all your teeth..
Father: I need vitamin for my son.
Doctor: Vitamin A,B or c?
Father: Any will do as my son does not the alphabets!!