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Go us! | Dom_Tullipsos_Wife | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,033,677 | The_Donald | dfopchf |
wow | kittyckiernan | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,034,585 | The_Donald | dfopn4t |
Trust me, they may remove again and again.cause they are afraid. | talechan | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,036,781 | The_Donald | dfoqc50 |
The result of that nazi pedophile | LunaKitsune | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,040,478 | The_Donald | dforgbk |
If we post this to other subs we might be able to get by | Rude_magic_8_ball | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,045,360 | The_Donald | dfosxhv |
28 million bricks in a wall that they try to hide. | graphix62 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,053,131 | The_Donald | dfow563 |
So many webs of liberal lies are unraveling. | SlothB77 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,053,850 | The_Donald | dfowinu |
They should just admit that they hate us cause they ain't us instead of embarrassing themselves. | BrianPillmansGun | 1,085 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,477 | The_Donald | dfo2u42 |
Editing subscribers to impressions is not a simple typo correction. | Centi_Fan | 332 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,511 | The_Donald | dfo3n77 |
Yuuuuuuuge | Gridorr | 25 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,610 | The_Donald | dfo58eb |
Leftist ideals can't exist without authoritarian censorship. | CodeNed | 121 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,885 | The_Donald | dfo5g12 |
Sadly it is unlikely that anything will happen due to this. | theonetrueliberator | 11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,758 | The_Donald | dfo7krj |
We need our own state. | ManusJustus | 37 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,094 | The_Donald | dfo7two |
TIL I should check out TheDonaldUnleashed | SpaceUnicorn2016 | 20 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,900 | The_Donald | dfo8fbr |
Nice job comparing 5050 LED strip with a fucking ambilight kit instead of using a strip with controllers like WS2812, that costs mind boggling $17 for 5 meters(30/m). | C0rn3j | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,641 | pcmasterrace | dfo4hxt |
Damn Claire, right for the jugular | ana_bortion | 20 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,151 | BlueMidterm2018 | dfogb0p |
This gives the filibuster even more leeway, so this is good. | PugiPugiPugi43 | 20 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,298 | BlueMidterm2018 | dfo4zyw |
A succinct assessment of this typical Republican. | Makewhatyouwant | 13 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,756 | BlueMidterm2018 | dfo63m6 |
Pence looked deflated. | Plisskens_snake | 10 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,262 | politics | dfo3g3q |
Nobody knew that being president could be so complicated. | Malakyr | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,637 | politics | dfo3qu0 |
eric andre? | FaroutIGE | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,721 | StandUpComedy | dfo8ak6 |
Coming from the moron who takes the piss out of somebody with a severe mental illness, I take that as a compliment. | Maaaaaardy | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,826 | SquaredCircle | dfo4n1j |
Fuck him, let him starve then put a big plate of bacon in front of him when he finally gives in. | zrockstar | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,440 | The_Donald | dfo2t2u |
Lets hold him to it. | riograndekingtrude | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,518 | The_Donald | dfo2v9g |
Can someone please tell him no one gives a fuck and that he can go ahead and die? | Texaschick1968 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,350 | The_Donald | dfo3il6 |
Let him stave and serve him ham if he decides to eat again | Yasennia | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,813 | The_Donald | dfo3vmy |
What has a hunger strike ever accomplished? | Exempt | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,907 | The_Donald | dfo3y6q |
Who even gives a crap about this slug? | serpentwise | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,417 | The_Donald | dfo4bw8 |
Tiberius is tired, and just wants to go to Capri to swim with his minnows. | jibberwockie | 10 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,789 | politics | dfo9r9c |
Gotta make that tee time at the southern white house. | keepawake | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,189 | politics | dfoa1vb |
Probably had to take a crap. | sgtpeppr87 | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,666 | politics | dfoaecx |
If President Hillary had done this, the right-wing would be screaming something about brain damage and telling her to resign. | schoocher | 26 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,972 | politics | dfoc1o8 |
I'm just gonna wander to this next room like the senile man I am. | zodiarkzen | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,293 | politics | dfoc9y3 |
Maybe hes been eating jelly beans. | muddy700s | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,965 | politics | dfocqkv |
I think maybe republicans think government is corrupt and stupid because they assume the left elects the same level of stupid, corrupt people they do. | rasa2013 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,230 | politics | dfocx7j |
Not the best way to fizzle out there, eh Donald. | san_serifs | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,438 | politics | dfod2cb |
Maybe he's distracted by something. | ProgressiveJedi | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,179 | politics | dfodkw8 |
Oh wholly, or of the most hated people in the release later and ushers them out. | Rampage4999 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,648 | politics | dfodwn4 |
LOL, "Nope, I NEVER make mistakes, you know that!" | WileEWeeble | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,696 | politics | dfodxt4 |
"Ill just go fuck myself" - Pence probably | mastershake5 | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,823 | politics | dfoe10o |
"just a moment, let me get President Bannon..." | evenios | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,931 | politics | dfoe3o1 |
Clearly he wanted to get back to his room before the commercial break on Fox News was over. | squishyliquid | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,034 | politics | dfoe65v |
The fact that a third of our population could look at this and say "Y'know, he's doing a pretty good job" Is incredibly disheartening and somewhat infuriating. | kaiju_havoc | 24 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,317 | politics | dfofr4k |
What the heck was that air horn for? | fedditor | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,412 | politics | dfoftgr |
It's not perjury but is presently one of the press/reporters winning? | yan1010 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,406 | politics | dfoggun |
Senility is such a horrible thing to witness | Galcary | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,679 | politics | dfogn3k |
I don't just forget to sign Eoss. | th3_pr0dig4 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,599 | politics | dfoh74g |
Trump " I might have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's" | FreeSpeechIsCancer | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,055 | politics | dfohgx2 |
Wish he would have done that on Tuesday. | [deleted] | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,310 | politics | dfoi7y4 |
Why am I here? | Jump_Yossarian | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,557 | politics | dfojjq3 |
President "Dumbass"! | Serenity- | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,040 | politics | dfojtlo |
I sometimes go into a room and forget what I went in there for.....but the difference is that I didn't put my hand up to be the fucking president of the US. | Limberine | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,995 | politics | dfolfl4 |
LOL, wow such politics, much golf | barbadillo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,039 | politics | dfolgef |
Don't let him push the mental illness narrative. | majikmyk | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,210 | politics | dfoljgt |
Bannon forgot to tell him what to do. | seditious3 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,031,215 | politics | dfoohzs |
the more i see the more i believe that he is going through dementia. | Greenboy28 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,031,390 | politics | dfookaj |
Well, his 100-day assessment will be interesting | fungussa | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,035,009 | politics | dfops7h |
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark | funnyonlinename | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,044,253 | politics | dfosl09 |
When do you become "too dumb to serve"? | paulcraft2 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,046,056 | politics | dfot5kj |
Trump couldn't wait to go watch the cartoons Steve Bannon lined up for him. | t3nchi | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,050,151 | politics | dfouqhf |
I'm amazed that there are so many doctors posting to this subreddit. | johnnyscans | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,051,974 | politics | dfovkmi |
Andrew Jackson appears to be smiling down on him from his portrait. | jones61 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,058,550 | politics | dfozame |
Low energy from losing so much. | MilosRaonic | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,340,093 | politics | dfu0pxp |
don't tell him for god's sakes... | stonedhillbilly | 30 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,703 | politics | dfo30fs |
He's shook af | Ozymandias12 | 221 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,902 | politics | dfo35x8 |
Isn't dementia hereditary? | NunesForPrison | 40 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,906 | politics | dfo361h |
Still think the dementia theory is farfetched? | Sussay | 25 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,120 | politics | dfo3c11 |
Do you even President, bro? | Aquaman5000 | 27 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,327 | politics | dfo3hye |
That is the behavior of a brain thinking only 'this room has too many mouth holes spewing questions that making me uncomfortable, go over to that room over there past the close-y door it probably has a lot less mouth holes' | slakmehl | 92 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,477 | politics | dfo3m8q |
Wilbur Ross looks shifty AF. | UtopianPablo | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,571 | politics | dfo3oxm |
Someone is "woke" to the fact that he's going to jail for treason. | defmeta | 20 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,724 | politics | dfo3t84 |
I believe he simply knew questions were going to come and he didn't want to deal with it....So he skedaddled. | Shooter-MaGavin | 235 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,779 | politics | dfo4lpx |
Someone tell him that the country will be sympathetic towards him if he says he has to step down for health reasons. | ChicagoJohn123 | 13 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,957 | politics | dfo4qn0 |
It's a mark of how cynical I've become that I assume he's just using this to distract us from his Russia ties. | twenafeesh | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,621 | politics | dfo58p4 |
Just a quick reminder that this is real life. | IamAKetchupBot | 566 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,121 | politics | dfo5mj1 |
And that ladies and gentlemen, is a man with impeachment, indictment & prison on his mind. | nakkh | 22 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,024 | politics | dfo6aq2 |
Idiot-in-chief | gamefaqs_astrophys | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,237 | politics | dfo6gbj |
the best temperament folks | eat_fruit_not_flesh | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,607 | politics | dfo6q5b |
Reading order: nope Signing order: nope Let's just start dictating them | loremipsumchecksum | 22 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,030 | politics | dfo71hh |
Meanwhile, T_D is talking about Obama and Clinton going to jail, and bragging about having six million subscribers. | chinamanbilly | 57 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,358 | politics | dfo7aa8 |
It really sounds like he has early onset dementia. | SplittingEnnui | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,860 | politics | dfo7nin |
What about her? | LL_Bean | 35 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,101 | politics | dfoctxk |
Angela Merkel was there? | Bart_Thievescant | 180 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,129 | politics | dfoe8j8 |
What do you mean I didn't see Angela Merkel? | publiclandlover | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,194 | politics | dfofny3 |
I'm sad to say that I don't think the USA carries that moniker anymore | nanopicofared | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,709 | politics | dfoh9l1 |
President of the United States* | tygorn | 11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,165 | politics | dfoiq78 |
I hadn't realized until you mention this, but no, he's not the leader of the free world, the international community can't take him seriously, they don't respect him like they did his predecessors. | MatkaPluku | 82 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,831 | politics | dfoj4cs |
You leave Angela Merckle out of this, she wasn't even there! | Patrico-8 | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,536 | politics | dfok3sr |
I didn't fully appreciate Obama until I realized just how *presidential* he was. | SillyFlyGuy | 28 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,636 | politics | dfok5r3 |
"Free world" keep telling yourself that | av6344 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,569 | politics | dfokob6 |
Merkel is doing alright. | LednergS | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,955 | politics | dfolwjj |
I don't see Merkel in that clip | Sw4rmlord | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,000 | politics | dfoos13 |
Formerly known as the Free World | Bronk0z | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,485 | politics | dfooy2j |
Angela Merkel? | bowies_dead | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,058,435 | politics | dfoz7vr |
This is the face of a man who has been talking to lawyers and being told the harsh reality of the situation he's in. | brainhack3r | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,144 | politics | dfoa0nw |
Looks like it's time for a big boy nap. | YoshiShiga | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,583 | politics | dfoac4t |
Only 1,400 more days to go! | branamuffin | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,215 | politics | dfocwt7 |
Just remember, it could've been Bernie in that Oval Office! | sohetellsme | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,169 | politics | dfoe9hf |
Imagine how bad he'll look *if* he makes it to 4 years. | SixtyNeinNunb | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,609 | politics | dfoek8a |
sorta looks like a child either actually sad or overly trying to act sad i mean seriously all his motions are so over exaggeratedly sad i almost feel like hes putting on a bad act like ones child would to get attention after doing something bad. | lordpuddingcup | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,265 | politics | dfof0km |
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