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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPO= I knew it! | pootweet | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,987 | The_Donald | dfnxg5p |
Image is busted. | mattkrueg | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,741 | The_Donald | dfny486 |
We own Reddit motherfuckers! | [deleted] | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,859 | The_Donald | dfny7uz |
Muh six million | NO-STUMPING-TRUMP | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,671 | The_Donald | dfo27kg |
What flat foot bought gold | J_the_Assassin | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,362 | The_Donald | dfo4ag5 |
Thank goodness she's still got the Falklands to visit. | yousaydumbthings | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,620 | nottheonion | dfnx42p |
Franken/Duckworth is my dream ticket for 2020. | oiooo | 35 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,114 | politics | dfnqauw |
kek | knipsi22 | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,969,707 | NintendoSwitch | dfnf7y0 |
I just eyerolled so hard I saw my brain. | AngryBarista | 323 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,969,724 | NintendoSwitch | dfnf8g2 |
How do people take PETA seriously? | luisdile02 | 905 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,969,781 | NintendoSwitch | dfnfa2q |
PETA never ceases to ruin my day | Jro997 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,969,886 | NintendoSwitch | dfnfd72 |
Thankfully Nintendo has more than 35 years of experience making video games where cows don't get hurt. | kapnkruncher | 18 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,969,906 | NintendoSwitch | dfnfdsj |
I don't even eat meat and think PETA's the goddamn worst lmao | 16bitsamus | 69 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,970,082 | NintendoSwitch | dfnfiu0 |
Why are you giving these people a soapbox? | iamkoalafied | 34 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,970,113 | NintendoSwitch | dfnfjqs |
I love steak and milk and hamburgers | Thetrutax | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,970,188 | NintendoSwitch | dfnflx0 |
I'm ok in defending animal rights but they are so ridiculous that nobody takes them seriously now they just want attention and exaggerate everything | Lufelham | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,970,383 | NintendoSwitch | dfnfrkz |
The almond milking game sounds stupid, but no more so than buying 1-2 switch ;) | Davychu | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,970,541 | NintendoSwitch | dfnfw9q |
It's whatever | sam7r61n | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,970,688 | NintendoSwitch | dfng0l7 |
My eyes are so wide open I can see to the other side of the planet. | BowlOfBranflakes | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,971,141 | NintendoSwitch | dfngdwx |
This smells like an elaborate trolling attempt. | Dystopiq | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,971,314 | NintendoSwitch | dfngj0n |
These people must be a riot at parties. | puddleglumm | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,971,388 | NintendoSwitch | dfngldw |
what the actual fuck | david_a3 | 14 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,971,474 | NintendoSwitch | dfngny9 |
Ok it's nice to support animal rights but this goes a bit toi far | matsku999 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,971,731 | NintendoSwitch | dfngvtq |
It's just some asshole at PETA trying to compensate for their otherwise waste of time in their office. | TheFeelsNinja | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,971,922 | NintendoSwitch | dfnh1ph |
I hope she doesn't play Breath of the Wild... * Slaughtering wolves with elemental fire swords to get seared steak * Mounting, riding, then killing bears with bomb arrows * Electrocuting my horse (albeit accidentally) to death with Urbosa's Fury while fighting a Hinox | shigmin | 220 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,972,027 | NintendoSwitch | dfnh4xh |
peta will argue plants are not living thinking things and think killing animals is better than helping them. | Kushoverlord | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,972,295 | NintendoSwitch | dfnhdam |
Must be a ~~slow~~ normal day at PETA. | misterzadir | 31 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,972,603 | NintendoSwitch | dfnhmw9 |
Man PETA has the least chill of all time. | markielegend | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,972,937 | NintendoSwitch | dfnhxc9 |
If these bastards wanna fight Nintendo in court, Nintendo's obviously gonna win. | GTM5471 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,973,255 | NintendoSwitch | dfni7i6 |
PETA is a terrorist organization, who cares | jurais | 24 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,973,576 | NintendoSwitch | dfnii0m |
Wait they are serious? | qwqwopop | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,973,932 | NintendoSwitch | dfnitu2 |
PETA needs to really take a chill pill sometimes | marximumcarnage | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,974,140 | NintendoSwitch | dfnj0kw |
They made a Switch pun.... They made a Switch pun. | Elkniwcire | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,974,642 | NintendoSwitch | dfnjh27 |
Way to ruin your credibility... I can't take these guys seriously no matter what their point is | FiresideCatsmile | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,974,686 | NintendoSwitch | dfnjiln |
New copypasta | FiresideCatsmile | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,974,711 | NintendoSwitch | dfnjje5 |
PETA can eat a shit sandwich. | sakipooh | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,975,039 | NintendoSwitch | dfnjudd |
this is going far beyond what I could ever have imagined o.O | pitanger | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,975,198 | NintendoSwitch | dfnjzm5 |
PETA is mind numbingly irrelevant nowadays | CashOutDev | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,975,303 | NintendoSwitch | dfnk31s |
It's called choosing your battles PETA learn that concept and you will make a greater impact. | dannyankee | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,975,607 | NintendoSwitch | dfnkd25 |
Ok its nice to support animal rights but that's a bit too far | matsku999 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,975,718 | NintendoSwitch | dfnkgob |
1-2-Switch gets a version update to include cow rape ... rating is now "M" ... Thanks PETA! | 8bitfitness | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,058 | NintendoSwitch | dfnkrnr |
I think I'm going to go have a steak right now | Hadigan_33 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,085 | NintendoSwitch | dfnksjl |
Is this just a really weird April fools? | Elfzhen | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,464 | NintendoSwitch | dfnl4zy |
God I hate PETA | darthmcdarthface | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,619 | NintendoSwitch | dfnla3r |
PETA: We will criticize basically anything that involves animals. | bt1234yt | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,022 | NintendoSwitch | dfnlndg |
They're always so fun. | BENboBEN | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,144 | NintendoSwitch | dfnlrd7 |
PETA - Never fails to be "That Guy" and always fun to have at a friendly get together...... | limegreenorangedrop | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,450 | NintendoSwitch | dfnm1n9 |
***jimmy russeling intensifies*** | PM_ME_SOCCER_BALLS | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,594 | NintendoSwitch | dfnm6j6 |
maybe if they play the new loz game on the switch their tune would do a 180 and continue the tradition of trying to shame nintendo for their actions for years to come. | aswann12 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,926 | NintendoSwitch | dfnmheg |
What the fuck is wrong with PETA, it's a video game, fuck off. | Quantumm123 | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,046 | NintendoSwitch | dfnmlcu |
Soo, rape rack minigame in 1 2 Switch when? | NeoTheFox | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,264 | NintendoSwitch | dfnmsij |
Just a reminder peta doesn't believe people should have pets | MICOSAM | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,309 | NintendoSwitch | dfnmtzo |
Isn't Ingrid the same person who is against usage of insulin by diabetics, even though she herself needs it, with the excuse that she's an exception because her life is so important to animals that it does more good than harm (and other people who need insulin should just die)? | digbybare | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,558 | NintendoSwitch | dfnn219 |
This HAS to be a joke, i mean, i know it's PETA and all but there's no way this can be real. | BeeSawd | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,664 | NintendoSwitch | dfnn5ib |
Seriously PETA, was Games Workshop giving you the finger not good enough? | Shas_Erra | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,412 | NintendoSwitch | dfnntw8 |
almond picking , brah! | wiggum_ | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,540 | NintendoSwitch | dfnny6q |
Too bad I'm too busy enjoying veal to care whether the cow was raised by its mother or not. | KingFrownie19 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,624 | NintendoSwitch | dfno11j |
Wow. | FireMarioProductions | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,639 | NintendoSwitch | dfno1j7 |
PETA is fucking awful. | AZ10er94 | 12 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,651 | NintendoSwitch | dfno1wf |
Almond mini game | gskelter | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,811 | NintendoSwitch | dfno745 |
Why not? | dlgn13 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,107 | AskReddit | dfokf6l |
Mary fae Maryhill | c_dawg7 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,576 | AskReddit | dfnn2ml |
Last name Werk? | bootsiecat | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,469 | AskReddit | dfo0g3m |
We should all switch our VPNs to russian IPs just to fuck with these retards. | Furfaggies | 24 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,238 | The_Donald | dfnkxls |
That might be the single most true thing I've read all week. | [deleted] | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,954 | The_Donald | dfnmiay |
The fact that these disphits are regulating our internet is disheartening. | Rommel79 | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,386 | The_Donald | dfnmwgc |
If it was Russian they'd have American addresses.. Oh wait | maxkenn | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,097 | The_Donald | dfo2jln |
Well... he's gonna be in a movie anyway | Stormageddon666 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,070 | gamegrumps | dfoe72l |
Iwannatalktoyourclown | arthursbeardbone | 53 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,970,115 | gamegrumps | dfnfjst |
You sure it's not a comedy cud that trailer made me laugh my ass off | redotak | -16 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,970,865 | gamegrumps | dfng5tg |
Oh boy, I hope the blowjob hobo is in it! | Anathema47 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,834 | gamegrumps | dfo8djb |
bills are way easier to count too. | Rumpullpus | 10 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,116 | news | dfnktlv |
Lol, I really hope you're a Russian troll trying to fuck with our electorate, because if not, you are just making me sad. | salmonchaser | 16 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,968,598 | politics | dfnecvt |
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha | cardboard0917 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,968,660 | politics | dfneen6 |
"Inquiring minds want to know." | janzeera | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,968,662 | politics | dfneepa |
maybe these were fabrications by Brietbart to begin with and why waste money and time on it. | muffler48 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,968,703 | politics | dfnefty |
Only deranged lunatics believe this nonsense. | dynobadger | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,968,707 | politics | dfnefyc |
Documents: Pdelic1 may have killed chances of ever being taken seriously by anyone other than his parents. | Dwaynejohnsonismybf | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,968,808 | politics | dfneit1 |
PizzaGate 2: Electric Boogaloo | miashaee | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,968,983 | politics | dfnenhe |
Uh, NBC is not reporting this. | MrsMI1UCAN2 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,969,059 | politics | dfnepkt |
I smell a Russian propagandist! | I_heart_cancer | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,969,399 | politics | dfnez0g |
I saw the video and am very glad to see a follow up. | catsandcomicbooks | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,253 | news | dfo9dmh |
It's kinda like 4891.... ; ) Gotta love it. | bitcoinjohnny | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,641 | news | dfo9nh5 |
ITT: armchair lawyers | OffbeatDrizzle | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,853 | news | dfoaj3j |
This is why other countries have real education for law enforcement. | unicanor | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,809 | news | dfob7ou |
Secondary punishment being that we all know he only made $1.38 an hour more than a corporal. | dirtyjoanholloway | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,998 | news | dfoj7z0 |
Cost him $1.38 per hour.....what a joke. | PeaceofthePi | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,049,759 | news | dfoukhe |
Recording the police is legal in most states, people who don't do their jobs correctly should be demoted in all professions, the police are no exception. | slumdog-millionaire | 98 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,974,668 | news | dfnjhz1 |
Cue the Police Union...Stage left. | TheRedEminence | 12 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,283 | news | dfnlvzy |
He's been OTJ for 17 years that means he became a cop 'round about 2000. he needed to know better.. just punishment. | edirongo1 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,544 | news | dfnnyb9 |
Imagine that: don't know how to do your fucking job, face consequences like the rest of us. | free2bthc | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,622 | news | dfnoy28 |
New Weird Al song in 3....2....1 "I filmed the law, and the law lost" | AppeaseThis | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,271 | news | dfnpjec |
It should NEVER BE ILLEGAL to film public officials out in public. | hawksdiesel | 31 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,906 | news | dfnrx6x |
This is great and all but.. where are the demotions for shooting innocent people? | korewarp | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,475 | news | dfntd6a |
You KNOW law is over when lawyers are driving for Uber. | grewapair | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,370 | news | dfnxslj |
His union lawyers will get him reinstated with back pay and interest. | Donald_saved_me | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,647 | news | dfnyw6j |
Serious question: what's the false positive rate for K9 searches? | Zippo78 | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,464 | news | dfo0fz4 |
Fuck law enforcement | PuddleZerg | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,133 | news | dfo2km9 |
What is so hard about sending a policy memo to all of your LEO staff? | just_a_thought4U | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,076 | news | dfo3arl |
Why not fired? | uncannyandroid | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,281 | news | dfo3gmx |
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