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After reading this, all that came to my mind was, "oh just fuck off Peta." | selinite | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,034,148 | nintendo | dfopi14 |
Don't give them attention it's just PETA attention whoring again | 72Challupas | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,038,055 | nintendo | dfoqq1o |
People should ignore these buffoons. | alessio_Saturno | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,040,012 | nintendo | dforbbj |
Good April Fools | electroplankton | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,041,781 | nintendo | dforubz |
Fuck almonds, but we could treat animals better. | skekze | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,043,000 | nintendo | dfos7gi |
The whole thing is ridiculous, but can we point out that they said that a game about picking almonds would be fun? | Rsonick | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,052,033 | nintendo | dfovll9 |
Dear PETA, Instead of spending money on celebrity stunts, why don't you use that money to actually save the thousands of dogs and cats you euthanize every year? | 2crudedudes | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,052,974 | nintendo | dfow25c |
yes, let's make a game violent | Morasar | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,055,276 | nintendo | dfoxarp |
Who are they to say that almond plants don't feel pain when you tear their seeds off? | Guy691 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,060,522 | nintendo | dfp0mdz |
Go suck a bull's dick PETA | LucianoThePig | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,064,955 | nintendo | dfp3r9j |
I cannot believe peta is able to continue to exist, its just pathetic. | Garrettfwod | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,066,171 | nintendo | dfp4lrg |
The bigger question is How do you milk almonds? | rexmageuser | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,067,076 | nintendo | dfp58fs |
Despite the fact I prefer almond milk over regular milk ... this is just stupidly hilarious. | blukirbi | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,068,117 | nintendo | dfp5yi2 |
[externally screaming] | Dr_Romm | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,070,523 | nintendo | dfp7m1z |
Here I come, Rougher than the rest of them, the best of them, Knock, knock, it's baseless claims that we made up because we're angry that you're having fun and getting people involved with your new console. | NosyEnthusiast6 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,083,009 | nintendo | dfpfxj0 |
Man, you head must be really up your ass to believe you are important enough to make a difference with a letter as stupid as this. | Metalion | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,086,522 | nintendo | dfpi78f |
Man, what a bunch of jokers! | Cesium6 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,104,805 | nintendo | dfpts34 |
No one relevant cares. | zefo_dias | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,131,680 | nintendo | dfq3j2q |
The date on that letter is 2 days early... right? | spoonybard326 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,156,505 | nintendo | dfqhtcm |
Well that's the stupidest thing I've read all week. | jc726 | 861 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,967,779 | nintendo | dfndqtl |
What the fuck did i just read? | PlexasAideron | 12 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,968,000 | nintendo | dfndwqt |
smh | RyuHoshi101 | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,968,522 | nintendo | dfneavd |
I hate pita | Radiodisease1900 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,969,520 | nintendo | dfnf2hj |
Isn't it uncomfortable cows if you **don't** milk them? | SerAppleHoneysworth | 12 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,970,208 | nintendo | dfnfmfz |
I fully support PETA... People Eat Tasty Animals | LuckyFoam | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,970,315 | nintendo | dfnfpkl |
You'd be hard pressed to find a more humorless group than PETA. | cheyras | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,970,743 | nintendo | dfng28f |
Rape rack minigame confirmed. | Roshy76 | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,971,033 | nintendo | dfngasy |
PETA - Lets tell everyone animals are precious while we steal and murder as many kittens as possible. | Syi666 | 10 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,972,022 | nintendo | dfnh4qy |
Dumb. | 272727272727 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,972,333 | nintendo | dfnhefw |
Brought to you by the people who gave out about the Tanuki suit, Cooking Mama, Pokemon and Minecraft | JPLS2016 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,972,753 | nintendo | dfnhrj9 |
Oh, a group/organization/company that bashes Nintendo to gain visibility, what an original thing to do. | ablasina_SHIRO | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,973,554 | nintendo | dfnih9e |
Just remember, Nintendo is a Japanese company, and thus is very unlikely to entertain this whining. | TheBionicBoy | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,973,555 | nintendo | dfnihbz |
This.. surely isn't real..? | Olli_Francis | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,973,699 | nintendo | dfnim3r |
How about if PETA stopped trying to milk this story? | NinjaEnder | 10 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,973,993 | nintendo | dfnivta |
I think I'm dying from the multiple aneurysms I got after reading this. | bluestarman | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,974,406 | nintendo | dfnj9d0 |
PETA is a garbage organization that doesn't know when to push their agenda and when to keep quiet. | jookieozh | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,975,675 | nintendo | dfnkfb3 |
I'm not too familiar with this organisation, but aren't these the same people who "liberate" pet dogs and then murder them? | Sad-Sam | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,385 | nintendo | dfnmwfr |
Who exactly do they expect to waste time translating this into Japanese? | Dragdif | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,645 | nintendo | dfnn4w8 |
I'm hoping this turns out to be a early April Fool's Day joke but knowing PETA this could very well be 100% legit. | Grylvak | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,898 | nintendo | dfnnd4f |
PETA, being uptight and sensitive about everything before it became mainstrem | rockington | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,069 | nintendo | dfnniq9 |
The problem with PETA is that they take very valid points and argue them with such little skill that it makes them look like total fools. | ZVAARI | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,121 | nintendo | dfnnkdf |
If it wasn't for the fact that is says "PETA" I would be 100% sure this is a joke. | BingoRingo2 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,137 | nintendo | dfnnkxi |
Wait... What is the cow milking challenge? | Panda_Hero01 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,399 | nintendo | dfnnthd |
How can you respond to something, that you weren't asked about in the first place? | Skogrot | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,469 | nintendo | dfnnvu1 |
NOTHING IS ALLOWED TO BE FUN | msico | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,837 | nintendo | dfno7zi |
Nintendo: "um no this is a game for children too" | UmbreHonest | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,245 | nintendo | dfnoljz |
April fools is tomorrow silly | PlasmaGruntWill | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,101 | nintendo | dfnpdqh |
Haven't eaten meat in over a decade but when I ever hear a PETA story they make me want start again. | levonbulwyer | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,341 | nintendo | dfnpls9 |
They really have to take the fun out of everything, don't they? | Sebleh89 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,586 | nintendo | dfnptr2 |
People Eating Tasty Animals | JLethalNKC | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,864 | nintendo | dfnq2qt |
Just wow, does anyone take these people serious anymore? | KingSpreadsheets | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,642 | nintendo | dfnqs35 |
Do... Do they know milking doesn't require "industry standard" practices? | chrisphoenix7 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,669 | nintendo | dfnqsyk |
Like, I get their motives %100... BUT DO THEY NEED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERY LITTLE THING | DuckSaysMoo2 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,680 | nintendo | dfnqtd8 |
Go home PETA, you're drunk. | monsterocket | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,053 | nintendo | dfnr5rv |
PETA is a shitty excuse for animal rights | DarkTechnite | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,116 | nintendo | dfnr7tf |
April fool's? | Skootish99 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,600 | nintendo | dfnrnem |
"Bovine Rape Rack" DLC confirmed! | PureNintendoHype | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,113 | nintendo | dfns42x |
Good to know they're targeting a silly ass party game rather than the evil milk farming industry themselves. | Airique | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,678 | nintendo | dfnsmlh |
Wait but doesn't milking a cow or any animal relieve a shit ton of uncomfortable pressure built in their glands from carrying around all that milk? | SpaghettiRambo | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,937 | nintendo | dfnsvam |
Is this real? | Zaptagious | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,338 | nintendo | dfnt8mx |
Man... What a downer. | puzzlerino | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,477 | nintendo | dfntd9n |
If this is real it's dumb | YamYoshi | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,596 | nintendo | dfnth56 |
They should just reply with, "Dear PETA, lol no. " | PSX_ | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,661 | nintendo | dfntj9v |
This is so fucking pathetic. | Shadow_Riptor | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,886 | nintendo | dfntqqw |
At this point I'm finding it hard not to believe that peta is just setting out to make people who actually care about animals look bad | V_Dawg | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,659 | nintendo | dfnugfr |
L M A O. | AetherIke | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,897 | nintendo | dfnuo55 |
I want a business to send something back like " Fuck off PETA, no one likes you" | PooperScooper1987 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,941 | nintendo | dfnupk3 |
I thought the controversy would have been the jerk off motions | r00t1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,464 | nintendo | dfnv6hc |
Hahahaha oh I guess I was wrong | BagelMerchant | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,470 | nintendo | dfnv6ow |
PETA, it's a video game... It's not real. | hc84 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,672 | nintendo | dfnvd8t |
Stop giving these people attention. | Widgetcraft | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,925 | nintendo | dfnvlhd |
What the actual fuck. | Edje123 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,469 | nintendo | dfnw2t0 |
People for the Euthenization of Tame Animals. | HydrogenxPi | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,704 | nintendo | dfnwaek |
a little early for april fools jokes, isn't it, peta? | sXer0 | 28 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,839 | nintendo | dfnweq3 |
Nintendo could single handedly save an endangered species and PETA would still find a way to criticize them for it. | PK-Ricochet | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,215 | nintendo | dfnwqtj |
Almond milking... One of the most irresponsible things we do as humans with regards to aquaculture. | morscordis | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,266 | nintendo | dfnwsju |
Holy shit this is salty as fuck | CriticalAcc1aim | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,302 | nintendo | dfnwtoi |
Fuck peta | TacoGhost | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,465 | nintendo | dfnwyw2 |
Dear PETA, kys Sincerely, normal people | Yeet_PC | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,727 | nintendo | dfnx7k2 |
My god, just when you thought PETA couldn't get any pussier, they do this shit. | TheMelonGod7 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,049 | nintendo | dfnxi7t |
Don't worry PETA, the game sucks. | JeffBuckleysGhost | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,279 | nintendo | dfnxpn4 |
Fuck PETA | Wiinamex | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,445 | nintendo | dfnxuye |
On peta you can always suck me lol. | redditarmyxxx | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,525 | nintendo | dfnxxla |
Fuck PETA | subnero | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,543 | nintendo | dfnxy64 |
Is this real life | Rickym11 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,613 | nintendo | dfny0a8 |
These people are like Westboro Baptist Church but for animal cruelty | joatworthy | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,723 | nintendo | dfny3pu |
So they're saying they want kids to virtually rape cows and steal their babies? | imawin | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,856 | nintendo | dfny7r8 |
PETA, why don't you go shut up and keep euthanizing animals because you "aren't a rescue". | YoYo-Pete | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,033 | nintendo | dfnyd5l |
lol PETA | Dragofireheart | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,246 | nintendo | dfnyjsb |
Why don't they call themselves people for the elimination of humans? | istarian | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,359 | nintendo | dfnynaf |
Adding the sounds and imagery might get me to pick up 1-2 switch | johnnyboy182 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,684 | nintendo | dfnyxbn |
PETA, with no respect given, please shut the fuck up. | paperfacedoom | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,115 | nintendo | dfnzaj2 |
I can't believe they just advocated bringing torturous pain to almonds. | Thrashinuva | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,657 | nintendo | dfnzr8z |
I'm vegan so I'll milk these digital cows all I want you preachy fucks | bisl | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,280 | nintendo | dfo0a9l |
fuck peta | thegetawayplan9 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,505 | nintendo | dfo0h6v |
Why doesn't PETA actually do something and not just mail popular video game companies to get attention? | PhantomGamer123 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,390 | nintendo | dfo16gu |
Thankfully, any changes to 1-2-switch will go unnoticed to the general public. | EagleDarkX | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,717 | nintendo | dfo1g49 |
Dear PETA, Lol no Nintendo | ProfessorMetallica | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,757 | nintendo | dfo1hb9 |
Now they have to re do Moo Moo Farms | Chutzvah | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,931 | nintendo | dfo2f0m |
Are you kidding me? | mrtrumo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,038 | nintendo | dfo2i07 |
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