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Wonder which one of his mistresses he went to dinner with that night? | GeckoFlameThrower | -17 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,316 | OldSchoolCool | dfnwu5a |
The officers look so done. | stockyscholar | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,741 | OldSchoolCool | dfny48a |
'Murica! | necessitaeltaxi | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,654 | OldSchoolCool | dfnywee |
Looks like Charlemagne the God | jsifly3 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,164 | OldSchoolCool | dfnzc0e |
Actually MLK was arrested for culturally appropriating suits and restaurant use | Belrick_NZ | -5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,549 | OldSchoolCool | dfnzny8 |
It's so fucking weird that this was so recent. | Scubetrolis | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,979 | OldSchoolCool | dfo0154 |
His head looks photoshopped lol | GhostyAssassin | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,198 | OldSchoolCool | dfo07rk |
Make America Great Again? | noflag | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,271 | OldSchoolCool | dfo09zw |
Charlie Sheen has aged well since this was taken. | dannyuk | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,582 | OldSchoolCool | dfo0jcs |
what i see are 2 armed drones taking away an innocent person just for being black.. Powerful people make certain rules and have hired guns to carry out whatever they want.. To me, this picture represents a deeper problem than on the surface... not to downplay racism, but it just doesn't seem like we the people have the power. | Gambit2299 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,680 | OldSchoolCool | dfo0m1t |
TFW you remember there were white-only restaurants in 1964. | Complaingeleno | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,803 | OldSchoolCool | dfo0pjx |
What a trouble causer, like that other person i heard about on a bus. | Dannyh009 | 18 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,919 | OldSchoolCool | dfo0soq |
Soon it will be Republicans/conservatives getting arrested for trying to speak on college campuses. | supersheesh | -11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,040 | OldSchoolCool | dfo0w60 |
The so called "good old times" | pantone448color | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,108 | OldSchoolCool | dfo0y55 |
All he wanted to be able to say was, "I have ice cream". | HoochieKoo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,386 | OldSchoolCool | dfo16cb |
The guy on the left looks like the famous porn dude in a police uniform | Tombu | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,470 | OldSchoolCool | dfo18u7 |
Police are your friends! | BirdThatSteals95 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,614 | OldSchoolCool | dfo1d66 |
Looks photoshopped | RealPlaisted | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,190 | OldSchoolCool | dfo1tpy |
ColorizeBot | B1gD1ckL0v3r | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,428 | OldSchoolCool | dfo20ii |
Colorizebot | ChrisKrunked | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,807 | OldSchoolCool | dfo2bln |
"Hey now, ya'll be cool..." | Lightoftheflame | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,817 | OldSchoolCool | dfo2bv6 |
what a great man. | leyashs | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,391 | OldSchoolCool | dfo2rpb |
He looks so small in stature....I've never thought to look it up before but I've always seen him as a bigger guy. | timepassesslowly | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,608 | OldSchoolCool | dfo2xte |
I preface this with saying I'm black, but those officers look like they knew he was going to be trouble. | theghostofdirty | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,625 | OldSchoolCool | dfo2yaj |
he looks so fancy. | Gremlech | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,711 | OldSchoolCool | dfo30nw |
MLK Moonwalker | microwave_brothr | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,936 | OldSchoolCool | dfo36uf |
Let's PS battle this up! | adam-bomb-86 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,228 | OldSchoolCool | dfo3f32 |
BUT THEY WERE JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS | rileyball2 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,621 | OldSchoolCool | dfo3qdu |
Those officer's children grew up and voted for Trump | SiLv3rrrr | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,761 | OldSchoolCool | dfo3u7b |
I can see him saying "they are just doing their job" | yteicos1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,803 | OldSchoolCool | dfo3vbf |
*TFW most of this was perpetrated by liberals* | SuperAlexIY | -8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,158 | OldSchoolCool | dfo450x |
What a baller | vp1220 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,449 | OldSchoolCool | dfo4csn |
"Make America Great Again" -Donald Trump | TheMas96 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,832 | OldSchoolCool | dfo4n6r |
He looks like an OG in this pick | BANGPOWZZZWAP | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,945 | OldSchoolCool | dfo4qb2 |
This is what happens when you let your pets have people food | LargeSticker | -5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,586 | OldSchoolCool | dfo57qr |
That man should have been born a Muslim trying to enter a Synagogue. | [deleted] | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,771 | OldSchoolCool | dfo5ct7 |
The dude on the right looks genuinely intimidated by what this man was on his way to accomplishing | mendicantbias69 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,093 | OldSchoolCool | dfo5lr5 |
Meek Mill has been taking L's for decades | Cerein32 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,098 | OldSchoolCool | dfo5lwx |
now honestly do you really want to eat at the restaurant where your food will most likely contain spit of the employees? | umbananas | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,187 | OldSchoolCool | dfo5ob3 |
Zoot suit riot | branflake777 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,387 | OldSchoolCool | dfo5tqb |
Here's your history americanas, Who is teaching world today, whats the normal and whats not. | ibrahimqureshae | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,575 | OldSchoolCool | dfo5ys2 |
colorizebot | thetaxmanreturns | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,871 | OldSchoolCool | dfo66p1 |
Fuck white people | SockMonkey4Life | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,984 | OldSchoolCool | dfo69pp |
MLK is my hero. | nerdherdbird | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,812 | OldSchoolCool | dfo6voi |
I wonder what the Fox News headline would be. | Robbedsee | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,885 | OldSchoolCool | dfo7o81 |
Looks photoshopped | adammc88 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,114 | OldSchoolCool | dfo7ufy |
I wonder who's two embarrassing grandparents those are. | Shpeple | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,329 | OldSchoolCool | dfo8qp0 |
Looks so fabulous | Scdsco | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,521 | OldSchoolCool | dfo8vgy |
He was a brave little man. | drumbeating72 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,614 | OldSchoolCool | dfo8xql |
Jr* | ToastedFalafels | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,708 | OldSchoolCool | dfo901f |
That's actually a worm | AeroThird | 25 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,967,108 | funny | dfnd9qd |
Teeth. | LEGSwhodoyoustandfor | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,968,190 | funny | dfne1u3 |
zerg rush? | blazefort | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,973,038 | funny | dfni0jn |
[laughs microscopically] | AlsoANinja | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,974,682 | funny | dfnjifa |
And it's not like you'll be needing your organs when you're dead anyway. | Raichu7 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,690 | mildlyinteresting | dfnyxj3 |
Seriously, why doesn't that logic apply to gun sales? | inoffensive1 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,660 | technology | dfohtw2 |
Maybe its a rifle for a lefty, or left dominate eye shooter, they do exist, even if we don't want to admit it. | Adorianblade | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,295 | starcitizen | dfnvx64 |
Maybe left handed people are the majority in the future? | Differlot | 11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,313 | starcitizen | dfnvxpu |
Uh this gun has ejection ports on both sides as it's a side by side design. | A_Smitten_Kitten | 11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,007 | starcitizen | dfnwjzn |
One of my FPS peeves! | draeath | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,631 | starcitizen | dfnzqhf |
Good use of the word motif | barakameek | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,640 | starcitizen | dfo2yps |
Must be a Drake. | Jaing-Skirata | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,993 | starcitizen | dfo38gt |
Clearly you're supposed to fire only from the hip and never from the shoulder. | Obsidian_monkey | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,893 | starcitizen | dfo679g |
Braxton Miller is well-known for being slow, right? | sfzen | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,970,792 | nfl | dfng3n4 |
Yeah we didn't draft the fastest guy in the draft last year or anything. | BullsOnCharade | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,971,055 | nfl | dfngbfn |
Sucks you're getting downvoted when a Texan fan mentions something that may or may not have happened, and it's all based on his recollection being correct...whereas no sources anywhere back up Randy Moss outrunning HOU WRs last year. | Death_Star_ | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,999 | nfl | dfnodda |
fake news | XaamyCriesDuringSex | -10 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,644 | Trumpgret | dfob3eb |
6million strong here maga | Arctic_Snow_Monkey | -8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,379 | Trumpgret | dfoeelq |
Love reading the comments at the article's site... past/present trump supporters totally destroying one another. | nanomeme | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,100 | Trumpgret | dfofli1 |
His brain. | ThickDickVein | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,628 | Trumpgret | dfoglym |
It would be quicker if he told us was *wasn't* wrong with him. | BoredomEnthusiast | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,897 | Trumpgret | dfogrx1 |
It's sad that there is a big group of people who can't believe that Trump is trying to do, and in some cases doing, all this horrible shit, and then there is a big group of people who think he's not doing enough horrible shit. | zebry13 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,168 | Trumpgret | dfogxxo |
He's better than Hillary | todd210 | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,273 | Trumpgret | dfoncz7 |
Hopefully this helps you reassess how you get people to vote for a weak opponent. | Philipking2 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,184 | Trumpgret | dfooud0 |
Step 1 drain swamp Step 2 replace swamp with open sewer / toxic waste dump | 0ldgrumpy1 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,034,642 | Trumpgret | dfopnu6 |
Hope he keeps you bitches crying for his EIGHT years as YOUR President! | Aurora906 | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,038,246 | Trumpgret | dfoqs6s |
He doesn't know what he is doing | ratimbum | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,038,252 | Trumpgret | dfoqs91 |
The trouble the Republican Party in the early eighties. | lotto_caira | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,044,183 | Trumpgret | dfosk95 |
Posted on Facebook by one of the biggest Trump supporters I knew during the election. | reduxxuderredux | 627 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,966,955 | Trumpgret | dfnd5xz |
Too many people are too stupid and gullible. | RockyFlintstone | 10 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,973,441 | Trumpgret | dfnidli |
This is probably going to get through to them much more than a NYT article. | SlaughterhouseIce9 | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,499 | Trumpgret | dfnm3bv |
In Minnesota, some a$$hole just passed a bill where it's legal to shoot a hibernating bear in it's den. | SerinaL | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,350 | Trumpgret | dfnnrwk |
Should... Should we let him get rid of these tea party idiots? | BrilliantDynamitesNe | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,974 | Trumpgret | dfnp9k6 |
Loving the recationary infighting but I can't help but think that applying their own principles, this would turn out a lot 'safer' if they all were locked in a room with guns. | Y3808 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,059 | Trumpgret | dfnq92q |
Well perhaps you should switch off your tv.... the powers that be are bashing you senseless with propaganda | sorecunt2 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,511 | Trumpgret | dfnrkla |
Fake news nobody cares | K_Kaniff | -34 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,181 | Trumpgret | dfns6cp |
Obvious from day one you fucking idiots. | theunnamedrobot | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,543 | Trumpgret | dfntfds |
Oh, let me count the ways. | theMegaPope | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,513 | Trumpgret | dfnys52 |
Still better than Hillary | Mautiks | -24 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,854 | Trumpgret | dfnz2kw |
Lol, conservatives are such corny dorks. | truthie | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,968 | Trumpgret | dfnz610 |
Histrionic personality disorder. | orezinlv | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,979 | Trumpgret | dfnz6d6 |
The best thing about this piece is that the author's job title is listed as 'type-shouter', along other things, because that's how I heard the whole thing in my head as I read it. | PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,367 | Trumpgret | dfnzi8q |
A better question is what isnt wrong with him lol | DamageControlInc | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,211 | Trumpgret | dfo084n |
#THE_DONALD HAS 6 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS | johnny_yogurt | -20 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,314 | Trumpgret | dfo0bc8 |
a psychopathic racist piece of shit and this has been known for decades. | fervidfly | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,544 | Trumpgret | dfo7f4i |
The comments to this article are where you'll find the trumpgrets. | sbsb27 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,651 | Trumpgret | dfo88p1 |
Working to decentralize bitcoin by centralizing protocol control? | applecidervinegur | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,473 | Bitcoin | dfnuabl |
I came to the comments because I knew people would be complaining about the use of the word "gender" I was not disappointed. | Grimboja | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,047 | todayilearned | dfobdwl |
Are you in 3rd grade OP? | bumblebritches57 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,495 | todayilearned | dfoix1m |
Eh...It's sex-specific. | PhelanIainMacPhail | -10 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,967,766 | todayilearned | dfndqi7 |
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