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Miranda kerr's new victoria's secret bikini campaign: a sneak peek
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I held a solipsist party at my house yesterday everyone was there.
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Few things more demoralizing than saying excuse me to a mannequin.
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8 ways to tell if you are still in a relationship with your deceased loved one
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What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common? the both had an outstanding balance.
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Did you hear what happened to lithium? he was arrested for battery charges. some say he's bi-polar.
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In-your-face thai hot dips for the super bowl
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Where do you drown a hipster? in the mainstream
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Strive to be the man you want your daughter to marry ~ woody allen
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Where do famous snakes go? down in hisssstory!
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For pakistan, china's huge energy investments may have serious political costs
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The future of abortion rests on how one man wants to go down in history
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Seattle approves nation's first safe injection sites in fight against opioid crisis
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It's amazing how a simple act of kindness can change my bad mood into a suspicious bad mood.
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The lies your financial advisor tells (and how to spot them)
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Trash-talking stephen hawking takes on paul rudd in quantum chess
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I got arrested for playing chess in the street.. i said its because im black isnt it
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Ukraine's president warns of catastrophe if east votes to secede
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How to cook great burgers, and the mistakes you should avoid
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The importance of revamping the guidelines for alzheimer's disease
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10 reasons why we miss 'strangers with candy'
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How much does wonton soup weigh? one ton, but i don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.
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I don't mind your bad kids running around if you don't mind me tripping them.
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Why not use a see-through, clear plastic hang glider just to freak everyone out?
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What separates man from animals? according to donald trump, the wall he is going to build.
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Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? because the grass tickles their balls when they run.
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I went into a vegan slaughterhouse. man, there was juice eveywhere!
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Grant hill originally wanted to play for dean smith, north carolina
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If you honestly think i want to hear about the details of your dream you're still fucking dreaming.
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What do you get when you put 32 rednecks in one room? one full set of teeth.
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Photographer blends cartoons and celebrities into every day scenes to spice up life
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Miles ambridge, 7-year-old in wheelchair, isolated by photographer in class picture
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7 destinations for 'fifty shades of grey' fans (photos)
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I like my women like i like my coffee: all over my lap while i'm driving.
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What does vincent say when he's annoyed at someone? fuck gogh
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There are 10 kinds of people in this world... ...those who understand binary and those who don't
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Did you hear about the suicide bombing camp? i heard it was a blast.
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Kim davis gets an award for breaking the law to discriminate against gay people
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Abraham lincoln is trending. congrats to his social media team.
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Don't smoke unless you're on fire, then it's natural.
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Trump attempts another campaign reset after declaring he won't 'pivot'
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What no one tells you about changing your life
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How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? in soviet russia, lightbulb screws you!
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If being sexy is a crime then i'm not committing one.
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How did the girl end up with ninja jizz on her face? she didn't see him coming
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Why did the horse get a divorce? it didn't have a stable relationship.
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People keep saying i need to be more assertive is that okay?
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Breaking: greece threatened 'feta dump' during bailout crisis
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Sharjah biennial 12: a march through the city
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How man jews can you fit in a mercedes? a few thousand. they all fit in the ashtray
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White house abruptly orders epa to loosen clean air rules in polluter giveaway
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Plutocracy: 100 megadonors have given more than 2 million small donors
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Where does noah store his bees? the ark-hives.
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Oklahoma is trying to undermine science in classrooms (again)
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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter? they get chapped lips
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Carla bruni to vogue: 'my generation doesn't need feminism'
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Facebook: the only place where you get excited when strangers follow you.
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Beyoncé's publicist explains how pregnancy works to gossip site spreading rumors
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U.s. ambassador to panama resigns, saying he cannot serve trump
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Another doctor won't be making the rounds on 'grey's anatomy'
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend wipe his arse
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My neighbors are listening to great music... ...whether they like it or not!
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Go on vacation in poland... ...your car is already there!
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The world bank risks dirtying its hands in uzbekistan
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Mitch mcconnell marvels at the judicial crisis he created
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Obamacare safety net catching people who lose health insurance
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Why did the dog go into the church? the doors were open.
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Lena dunham teases new season of 'girls' while rocking a sporty bikini
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Q: what is a crowbar? a: a place were crows go to get a drink!
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What i would say to president trump about the opioid crisis
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Through the eyes of a mom with twins: nature vs. nurture
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What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? quarter pounder with cheese
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Michele bachmann empathizes with the sexist crap hillary clinton has to endure
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If i had a nickel for every time i jerked off... i'd be a jizzillionaire!
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Trump turns dreams into nightmares by ending daca
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What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend? sweet pee
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Don't throw billions at an obsolete nuclear arsenal
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Bad jobs and no welfare give rise to a new type of charity: the diaper bank
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We can put a man on the moon but ___________ (insert issue that is vastly different)
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Please keep the christ in christmas, because hallochristween would just be weird.
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Tips for emerging out of parenting the young
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8 tips to stay out of email hell at work
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Rihanna talks getting back together with chris brown in 2012
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Wanna hear a racist joke? shame on you
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Only 5 days until facebook is stacked with return to the gym statuses and pictures of salads.
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The fastest launch of any company, part two
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Gop senate hopeful not ready to back donald trump yet
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Why is. dr.dre's headphones so popular? beats me.
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5 ways to maintain your joy during the holidays
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679 fetty wap. 17/38 because that's his vision.
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Baltimore cop accused of planting drugs in body cam video indicted
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Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna suck.
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Yo momma's so dense she has an accretion disk i'm so sorry...
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Get rid of a puffy face, wrinkles and stress with this (kind of) genius youtube video
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I just got a new computer. it's called the tyson. it comes with two bytes and no memory.
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I've been sleeping with my pocket knife these days... it fucking hurts!
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What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph, cause they're to short to be an essay!!!
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8 companies ruined by their founders: 24/7 wall st.
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That moment when you make out with the air trying to find the straw in your glass
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I like my women like i like my cars fast, loud, used off craigslist.
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