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Do you know the difference between a duck?
one leg's the same
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bill, how do you feel being an artistic inspiration to people around the world?
good
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do you want to be?
yes
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i feel like i don't know what i'm doing in life. and other people always tell me "no one knows what they're doing in life", but i feel like i don't know what i'm doing more than most people? i feel like most people sort of understand what they're supposed to do and then go and do it. but i don't know what i'm supposed to do, so i do what i think i would be supposed to do and feel weird about it. is this how most people feel? somehow i doubt it.
yes a lot of people feel exactly this way. i hear from a lot of them here
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what is your education?
thinking about stuff, going places, doing things, talking to people
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you seem very smar t
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Why do you think Santa Clause, endowed with a watchful ability, delights in a formal, request asking, letter based system?
to show off
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How often do people mistake you for bill evans
not nearly as often as people mistake bill evans for bill evans
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How often do you grab some part of your face/head in thought while reading these questions?
i've never done it except with this one
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what are you most fascinated by?
lines
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what do you find yourself thinking of most often?
lines
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When does the corner store close?
on the opposite corner
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Did you use an electric guitar in "fly around"? If so, why don't you use it in more of your songs?
if so, then maybe i do
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hi bill. what is your favourite place on earth?
as long as i'm still not a statue, i see no need to pick just 1 location
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When working on a music video, do you tend to work on the music, or the video first? Or are they done simultaneously?
for a music video (song video) the song is done first
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At the corner of the store! I'm crying on the floor. Then it closes.
fair enough
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bill are you happy?
sometimes
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thoughts on humans
pretty cool huh
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is the start of the song "the ending" where it's a repeated sequence of declining notes sampled from your 6 second video posted called "daily schedule" on 26/10/15?
no, and it's not the same notes either
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do you have any tips for surviving?
drink water
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how do you deal with the boring parts of creating? (assuming there are parts you don't like)
i don't find anything boring about it. that doesn't mean it's all good. actually nevermind i just realized it all is good
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hello bill, how do you make a cake without actually making a cake? I have always wondered and you are my trusted person.
make a picture of a cake
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whenever someone says hi to you do you have the urge to go "hello world"
no, but that makes sense
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Opinions on The Graduate?
it's good
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what does the 0 in 2024 mean
that's how many centuries have elapsed since the year 2000
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What is the funniest thing you have seen on the internet?
email
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most times i feel fine, and sometimes my brain explodes and suddenly i feel like i can't handle anything anymore. why is the human brain like this?
why wouldn't it be like that
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Is art meant to comfort the disturbed and disturb the comforted?
surely both, in due time
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do you ever get frustrated when other people ask questions or assume answers without even trying to find the answer themselves?
you mentioned 2 things. it does not bother me when people ask questions. it might bother me when people assume answers. but now that i think about it, whether i admit it or not, i think i find it satisfying to correct people's incorrect assumptions about me
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can you tell us what your ongoing resolutions from last march and may are
from last march was to make several videos that i selected from my videos list. from may was to learn the dutch language. the videos are the most important priority, the language is more of a side hobby which may become more professional in the future
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can you play the violin
i've never tried, but because of my technical understanding of how it works i think it's likely i'd be able to make at least something happen, if i picked one up
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Have you ever considered writing a book?
there's a lot of other stuff i'd like to write first
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Do you like making art?
sure
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What's your favorite fish?
gold
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How was the lunch you went out to get?
i don't know which you mean, because i've gotten hundreds of lunches, but it was probably good. i'm a good lunch getter, from all the experience i've had
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Do you think that given any musical idea, even insane stupid clearly wrong musical ideas (trying to do something wrong as you say, obviously up to interpretation), there is a way to follow it up somewhere? As in, is it possible to be actually stuck musically do you think?
i'm not quite sure what you mean, but i find when you try to do something 'wrong' on purpose, it leads to good things much faster than if you had started out trying to be good
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Is hell nice?
in the winter yes
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Say if I wanted to pull something out of a hat, but it wasn't a rabbit, more like a cat, bit I wanted the cat to wear the hat, how would I do about doing that?
you'd need a fat hat, and a flat cat
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what would be your ideal list of omelet ingredients
chocolate
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do you like math
yes
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what do you think of the name thaddeus
it's ok
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How do you know you're not in a dream?
i don't
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is there some question that you want to be asked here? or some you want to be asked in general?
i prefer to be asked questions i did not ask to be asked. that's part of the magic of having other people involved in this
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Can you please start a podcast and I will be your guest
sure
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could you give me an inaccurate definition of "music"
sort of. it is a diesel engine, but that's also not entirely inaccurate
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do you have any idea why people call it "breaking news"?
no, but i'm also not surprised. 'break' is one of those common auxiliary words that shows up in all kinds of phrases
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How do i combat the universe
can't. all combats are included within the universe. if you think you are combatting the universe directly, you are probably just combatting yourself
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Are role models actually just a conspiracy to poison children's minds with dominant cultural values?
no, but the option is always there
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how do you recommend reading this page?
left-to-right through the line, then top-to-bottom line by line within each question/answer, starting with the question, then the answer. but the question/answer pairs can be read in any order. it might make slightly more sense to read the questions in chronological order (bottom to top), in which case you'd have to decide on a starting point
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can i call you sonny boy
you could try, but i don't know if it's going to work
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my left shoulder / trap muscle is mostly better thank you for joining me on this storied journey
you're welcome
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What's a question you wish people would ask you?
something they would ask without me asking them to ask it
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what's your favorite kind of dog?
i don't know any of the kinds
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can you show me how you might use an eq on a main kick drum?
only if you can prove to me that it doesn't sound good to you the way it already is
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hey, bill. what's your favorite niche history fact?
every past moment was once in the future
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Do you like reading books?
i like turning the page
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opinions on brazilian cuisine?
no, that's because i don't know anything about it
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how do you decide that a mix is finished?
when you want to do the next project more than you want to ever improve the current project. in some situations this decision may be made in advance
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Will you include a cat in any of your future videos?
i wouldn't rule it out, but it's not necessarily the hottest thing on my goals list
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Is your first and foremost instrument the drum kit? I've had a kit for quite a while but a lack of enthusiasm sort of kept me away from me. Recently, I've been listening to a lot of Mitch Mitchell's stuff especially (not that relevant, I just like gushing about how good of a drummer he is). Aside from that, do you have any pointers for practice habits or just innovate ways to play the drums?
the best suggestion i can give, which, weirdly a lot of learning drummers forget, is: don't forget to do it with the rest of the ensemble
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have you ever tried guitar?
yes
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What is reality anyway
it's the world you live in
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Do you believe in "truth"?
not in that context
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Do you ever apply painting concepts like, value, for instance, to your visual department?
sure
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It's an interesting exercise to see if something is still readable when you remove it's color. How strong your chosen values are, significantly determine how clear and effective the image will be.
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do you ask yourself questions on here
no
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what should i write a comedy sketch about
how about the berlin wall
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Bass lines confuse me. Ask me to come up with a bass line and my imagination ends at playing whole notes on the root - but I was just listening to Time Out of Mind for example and I was like "wow, this completely goes against my assumptions about what the bass should be doing." What's this secret magic everyone else is using and how do I get my hands on it?
just get into a situation where you are expected to provide the bass for a song. over time, there is no one who doesn't figure out how to do this
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whats ur favorite word
using different words together is the only thing that does it for me anymore
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actual question here, when youre writing a song do you ever look at lyrics youve written and go, "no. makes too much sense."
i don't look at lyrics, i listen to the music all together with the words included. and that whole package, ideally, makes the big sense
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why do you post things online
that's your fault
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what is your opinion on the accordion
it's fine but the biggest problem might be that your hands probably have to go at a very weird angle to play a real accordion. i'm not 100% sure whether this is true, i am not an accordion expert
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what is the last thing you realized
it's gonna be ok
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do  you think it's okay to make covers of songs
sure
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because i yet don't know how to play any instruments to the extent of being able to produce my own stuff
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Is "chips" your best piece of music ever created
no
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what's your opinion on the public?
it's pretty good
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I know you probably get asked this question a lot but I'm trying to get into music to help self-expression but I have no idea how to start or what to do and I need advice
this is not your fault, but, the problem with asking me that is i started doing music at such an early age i don't remember how it happened, and also my life circumstances then were probably different from what yours are now, mostly because i was a baby
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HELLO! I NEED TO KNOW, F YOU EAT POTATO, DOES TOMATO COME OUT?
i was going to say no but now that i think about it yes
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what do you call the genre of music that you founded
well in that case, might as well just call it 'bill wurtz'
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why do i keep wanting to do the hard things when i always complain about how hard they are? why am i like this, i would just like to make sense and start wanting to do the easier things but i get bored when i try??? what am i supposed to do
maybe take a nap
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I forgot how to live. Can you help me remember?
sure
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have you ever gotten a question so coherent you wanted to gobble it up and eat it for breakfast
sure
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how do you decide what sentences/words need to be gradually revealed or "spoken" in the speech bubbles and which can just be fully visible at the moment the speech bubble appears?
if the phrase is unique, especially near the end, then 'word pops' (individual words revealed one at a time) are more appropriate, so that the more unexpected words have an impact. but when it's a phrase that's more predictable, it's usually better shown all at once
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if you've created a script for animating text that way, could i see it?
not yet
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i used to love studying linguistics but now that i have to study linguistics i cant seem to enjoy it at all, why is the brain like this and how do i fix it
that's because you're creative, but i don't know how to fix that
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apologies if this is a stupid question. you mentioned not liking emojis because they aren't 'reliably consistent' -- do you have similar apprehensions about how people access your music? e.g. if i listen to a song of yours in a car vs on a speaker in a gym vs with headphones at home- do you think the experience is still consistent? and regardless- does this matter to you?
the worst thing that can happen to audio is maybe the bass will disappear. sure, that's bad, but, it's not as bad as the whole song being replaced with an empty box. which is what happens when an emoji doesn't work
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What's your favorite subject in highschool?
french maybe
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can I interview u
sure. i will try not to accidentally interview you instead
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how many times a year do you misspell you're as your?
approximately 0
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Got any New Year's resolutions?
i prefer real resolutions instead. i still have several of them going, including a major one from last march and another one from last may
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How do I let go of all attachments to other people
i don't know
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do i invest into a personal lava moat around my house?
only time will tell
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where would i find lava to put in the moat
ikea maybe?
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Hey got any grapes?
no
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Are you an habitual dunker of cake/bread/cookies in milk?
no
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does perspective or opportunity give us more insight into what life may mean
both are good ways, can't tell you who wins because the contest doesn't seem to end
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I'm having trouble getting out of C major scale
try only playing in F# major for a week
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Do you consider yourself an artist
if necessary
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how do you show people that they are loved
there's no limit to the number of ways you can do this. sometimes the most lovely way is to make up a new way