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How do you find the time to answer these questions when you're busy working on more music and videos?
it's becoming a problem.  i may have to cut down, or perhaps stop checking my spellinfg
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We are all slowly dying. (Some of us are quickly dying.) What should we do about this predicament?
invent a cure
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if there's a jacket that's not yours but you're not wearing it is it really yours
depends who's it is
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why don't you ever have
i do sometimes
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In a couple of your videos, I've noticed titles of random video games, but it's not very often. (I think I've seen mario and pokemon a time or two.) Do you play video games very much, or is it just a thing you like to sneak in every now and then?
i barely have time to make the amount of videos and music i make. and that's all of the time
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Has anyone ever recognized you and asked you for a picture or something?
no
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So a few of your videos/songs mention wanting to go or going home, and then in one you say "I should go back to space". Are you from space?
no
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Are you the kind of guy that just knows, you know?
i think if you spend enough time questioning everything you eventually earn the right to pretend to know everything
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With what you've shown of yourself so far, how much has been you just being yourself, and how much is a "character" you're putting on? Is it completely one or the other, or somewhere in the middle?
the entire thing is a character of someone who is testing creative freedom and who's name happens to be bill wurtz and is also actually me. i hope that makes sense
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HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE U TO MAKE SONG??????
depends mainly how long the song is.
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do you ever sleep
yes do you
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what are your preferred names for anxiety and depression?
'fuck why are things fucked'
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what's your daily routine like?
get as much work done as possible
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Has anyone asked you this question before?
***BRAND NEW QUESTION AWARD***
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what scares you more, putting out work prematurely, or overproduction?
working alone i don't think over production is a risk. taking forever is what i would be more worried about
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What social media site do you use the most
none right now. trying to finish a huge unnecessary project
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It's kinda funny seeing some of the questions I've asked you before here, why did you decide to move to your website? Have a good night.
i wanted it to be on the website all along, but it seemed too complicated. ask.fm seemed easy because anyone can ask stuff without having to sign up. Or So I Thought... someone emailed me saying this was not true. and i went straight to the tutorials and figured out how to make my own
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Can I be your girlfriend?
you can try.   but i can be pretty impossible.  i am actually looking for someone who is equally impossible
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Would you ever be interested in collaborating to make a song or video?
trust me, if i had any idea how to collaborate i wouldn't have this kind of website
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Do you have girlfriend?
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I don't know why but I'm seriously happy I found your videos, I was really sad when I found them, so thank you for making me smile :) you probably won't answer this, but I just hope you have a nice day!
psych, answered it.  this actually means a lot, i get quite a bit of hate mail.
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What's your favorite Mario kart song?
it has changed, but over time i have settled in on
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Will you be my friend?
i will try my best
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Have you ever struggled with anxiety or depression?
i prefer different names for it, but sure
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I do want to start singing again, but I'm afraid of failing because I haven't done it for a long time
this is classic.  just start.  be as awful as you can, on purpose.  enjoy that while it lasts, because after doing it for a few days you will be good again.
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Hey Bill, can you explain this questions page a little bit, please? Like how it relates to your ask.fm, and if the questions are seperate or not? thanks x
it's not linked to ask.fm, although i have copied some of the questions over to get started.  but now i am getting much more questions here because that's where the "questions" button on my site goes to (it used to go straight to ask.fm).  this basically works the same way-- i receive all the questions, but only the ones i answer will be shown here.  i try to answer as many as i can.  some of the butt-related questions tend to go un-answered, this is not a butt site, and i stand by that.  also some of the more private questions like business inquiries and stuff are better done via
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Can I get myself back to being interested in singing?
i don't know.  do you want to?
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Hey, how are you?
good
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have you ever used dodecaphonism in any of your songs?
i am not familiar with that word
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why do you hate to produce other people's music?
it just feels completely wrong, for so many reasons. it is probably similar to why women don't usually like selling their babies
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what do you have against death and cancer?
nothing, i enjoy both
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What makes you happy?
receiving great product offers via voicemail and text message, without even having to ask for them
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Harmony tip of the evening?
harmony is mainly a tool to support the Melody, Lyric, and/or Main Characters.  any harmonic decision you make should be in support of these front running elements
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What should i do now?
i dunno. perhaps a task
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Can people sample your music?
i'm sure people can, but no one currently has permission
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do you like spam?
yes! almost as much as i like death, and cancer
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ever since history of japan went viral, I've taken up your style of singing stupid music, because it's pretty great. Why haven't I seen my girlfriend in like three weeks though??
perhaps she is on a vacation or business trip
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How come the internet can't solve all my problems?
because you haven't found the right websites
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which of the following are you most likely to create: 1. YA novel 2. ska-influenced jazz fusion cover album 3. a life
absolutely none of those
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How do you do it?
do what
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When will the next history of ______ come out
probably right when everyone is asking me to do another 'album'
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What's your favorite kind of cloud?
the kind you can walk through
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Are baguettes often fashionable?
more often than you might think
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Will you buckle under the pressure?
naaaaaaaa
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What are your thoughts on the new geo-politcal world surrounding the continued industrialization of England's economic stance on global scale?
it's cool there's trains and stuff
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What's your favorite song?
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would you kiss me?
only if it would help me gain Knowledge and Wisdom
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You're cool. Wanna meet and hang out? I'm a chick and play bass
not sure if i believe you
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do you have a estimate on the time of arrival your next source of informative entertainment may arrive?
depends what you call 'informative entertainment'
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are you rich enough to ~h i r e a s a m u r a i~ ?
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When are you coming to Brazil?
soon
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So did you major in music in school? If so (because it seems like you might have), any tips for somebody else who is going to college for music? Big fan, thank you.
i find that music actually teaches itself.  the best thing about music school is the players and friends you will meet.  another huge advantage might be:  privilaged access to your school's online gig bulletin.  this may come in handy once you realize you have random music skills and no money
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Will you do another history of x-country?
yes
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What's your favourite?
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Pie?
not sure if i understand the question
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what fraction of questions do you answer
about 16/22
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Do you have a real job? That makes actual money? Like actually?
yep
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How do I ask a question
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How do I discover my true destiny and fulfill it?
it will probably come to you. as long as you don't run away
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can i have a scholarship to the imaginary baking school?
i don't think that's a real school
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where are you from?
north america
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how do i live
any way you want
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I wish I could give a hug to you :'c Are you ok with it?
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疲れた。頭が痛い。何もかもがメチャクチャでもうやめたい。
大丈夫になるよ
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are you real. am i real. why does everything taste bitter.
yes.  yes.  possibly because you keep eating bitter things
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when?
everytime
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what?
anything
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Is there an estimate of when the next video is coming?
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Am I as strange as you?
we'll find out in the strange olympics.
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When do you think will be the last time you are ever thought of? Do you think you will leave a legacy after you die?
i am going to try as hard as i can
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You are pretty alright!
nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Do you write and record jingles and incidental music for a living?
no
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Will the next history of "country" tend to be similar to "history of japan" or you are planning to make something different and unexpected.
both
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do you only answer directly
no
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why
to try
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Are you ever going to put the rest of your songs on your Spotify?
probably at the same time as new ones
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What's your favorite question to get asked?
it has not been asked yet
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what's a question you've never been asked before?
b
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Pls give me a reason to continue following my dreams.
you don't have to if you don't want to
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did you remember to turn off the oven?
i never turned it on
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what have i got in my pocketses
more pockets? i dunno
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hi
hi
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how old are you in gerbil years
i think years are the same for everybody.  but i am older than most gerbils. i hope that answers your question
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Will u make another history, such as china, korea, russia or so
yep
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where is your answers page? i feel like having one prepared would save you some time?
the answers and questions are actually on the
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favorite genre of your favorite media, go!
genres are a hoax
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How long do those 8 seconds videos take to make, and, to you, are they funny?
by the end of 2015 i had it down to about 3 hours, that's including the vine edit. i am not sure how to tell if something is funny
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How do you use your eyes?
by relaxing. all the senses actually work best when used together in an easy balance
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what is love?
whatever you need it to be
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Do you have the instrumental track for your song "School"?
yep
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yes?
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Do you have a steam account, and do you wish for any additional help in editing?
no.  yes
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Can I help you edit videos like "History of Japan"?
sure
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What's your biggest fear?
good etiquette
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who would you sell to satan for the least amount of money
himself!
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is this an interesting question?
yes i would say so
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but
&
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How do you feel about Japan?
pretty good. although i don't know that much about it
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Wanna try out a new religion?
no
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what are the best words to write in all caps?
BOX