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do you have a favorite pair of socks
i actually don't identify with the idea of a favorite anything, but i usually make something up to satisfy the question. that being said, my favorite pair of socks is a commemorative pair of socks honoring the 20th anniversary of the OJ simpson trial
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how irritated do you get with stupid questions? (i realise this is probably another of them)
there are no stupid questions. only magical questions
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what do you think about socialism
it's great if you're the boss
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https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test What did you get?
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This is not a question I just wanted to say hi :D
hi
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why
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what do you do when you fail
throw a party, to celebrate the new knowledge obtained from the failure
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What is the best question ever asked?
what is the longterm significance of upfam, and will there be legal regulations put in place to keep it in check
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Is there a backstory behind the song "dumpies"?
yes, the backstory is that it sucks
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from what i've seen with your opinion of the shorty awards, why did you even go? it seems like it was an awkward experience
yes but i need to get experience doing things like that. i learned a lot
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is my caps lock working
i have no idea
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Can you please make another japan type video?
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how soon is soon?
how soon is how soon
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Do You Answer Every Questions??
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Why did the first question that anyone ever asked you on here not have a question mark?
you would have to get in touch with the person who asked it, which is probably impossible because the question was submitted anonymously
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how did you get into reggae-ish music?
it's just common sense, i guess
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have you ever tried juggling.?
yes
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands . Not on ly am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Have you started researching for your new history video before you got sidetracked with the new content? If so, do you think it will be easy for you to get back on track?
the new content is not a "side track" it is the main track. i have written a series of 11 videos/songs of medium/short length to be released in order. then i picked a topic for a research/history video to go after that (did not start writing it yet), then i started making the videos that are lined up.
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Is Kosciusko street dirty?
i'm actually not familiar with kosciuszko st
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i just saw a question appear further down that wasnt there before and realized these questions are sorted by when theyre asked, not when theyre answered. what might be a reason you come back to certain questions at a later time?
if it's in another language and i'm not at my computer
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Do you make decisions based mostly on feelings or logic?
both
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if i really like music would you recommend i go to a school for it? what's the best way to learn music like you
i am self taught. in my opinion that is the only way to learn. then again i'm probably insane... which is also a good way to learn
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Do you use jokes and clever responses to hide from emotions that you're afraid of?
no, but i do sometimes use them as an entertaining way of answering a question that i feel has no real answer. i feel that's sometimes more constructive than skipping the question
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If you have enough time to think about time, then you're just wasting your time.
that is almost true
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can you reply to this question without using only one word?
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once you've noticed something you didn't want to notice, what can you do to stop noticing it?
notice something else
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Are you single?
yes
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Did you ever settle your beef with music schools?
i don't have beef with music schools. sorry for the confusion
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What happened to the short vlogs over in Reality? They kinda disappeared after History of Japan blew up. I really dug the insight into your creative process.
they didn't disappear, actually none of them 'appeared' at all until 2 weeks ago, which was a result of the past 4 months of non-stop journal editing, during which time i was also recording new journals, which of course are mostly talking about journal editing, and have not been edited yet because i was busy editing the preceding 5 years of journals. and won't be edited right now, because, well, now everyone thinks i'm dead because i just spent the last 4 months editing journals
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You mentioned in another answer that the online Bill Wurtz is a character in the sense that it's real-life Bill Wurtz exploring creativity. I'm new to your stuff, but it seems like you've been doing this for a long time -- over 10 years. What do you think has been the most rewarding thing you've learned about yourself through your experimentation?
i've learned that it's best not to even try to do things the normal way
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Do you like potatoes ?
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Are you planning on making more videos like history of japan? Maybe like every once in a while or something
yes, there will be another one soon
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what's gross for you
ads, commercials, product placement, and the culture of referring to content creators as "influencers"
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can you be my enemy?
sure
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do you consider your notes to be poetry
i don't care
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how do you make your goddamn videos i just wanna make my own music related shitposts
the way i do things is i ignore what everyone is doing and make up my own way
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How to be relatable?
join myspace
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A while ago, someone told you to ask you a question, and you replied with "what are the advantages and disadvantages of updog?" What is updog?
not much, what's up with you
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How do you stay motivated?
there is a lot of stuff left to do that i've always wanted to do
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how awkward was talking to the guy from lmfao @ the shorty awards
i didn't talk to him
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Why are we here?
where
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are you a mythical unicorn sent to show us the way
maybe
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Can you die
maybe later
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can we be friends?
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What are some superdycoolio musical instruments you don't have you'd like to steal from the police?
sirens i guess
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I accidentally 93mb of rar files. What should I do... Is this dangerous?
i think you left out a word which would be pretty important to understanding the story
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Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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ever thought about styling up the website?
i already did
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opinionn on fedoras
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how to reverse entropy
finance a cultural revolution
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do you speak german?
no
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Do you think it might be true that ants are quietly waiting and plannig to kill the whole human race simply because they envy us?
no
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Is the universe real?
sure
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Have you ever been to a drive in theatre
no
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Can plants feel?
yes, but they do it a little different than us
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How do I know I am real?
if you are wondering if you're real, then you are at least as real as anything has ever been
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bill, why don't you post opinions on here?
add fuel to the myth that the universe is not a magical wonderland where every possible choice is a mindblowing unique and glorious world unto itself? no thanks
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how many
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Hi, Bill! Please could you maybe offer me some rules for my next song?
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I've noticed many of your uploads tend to be in the early hours of the morning, why do you choose to work at such hours?
that's a trick question. my last 3 uploads were in the afternoon/evening (in fact i think all of the last 100 videos were uploaded in the afternoon or evening). and also, the time i upload something would be after i work on it, not during when i'm working on it
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why was the 15th century a turning point in history? please include a thesis, three criteria, and a conclusion.
because europe discovered america, which served as a vast strategically situated springboard to dominate even more of the world
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can i conduct autotrophic nutrition if im a cat
not that i know of. you also can't type in english
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can a fish duck?
yes
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can a duck fish?
yes
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if 1=3 and 2=6, what does 3 equal?
possibly 9, but not necessarily
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what is your opinion of the internet
i think it's off to a good start
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what do you identify as
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why
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why does it say thabk you after you ask a question
that's my way of showing appreciation that you asked the question
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being a human? plz explain
imagine being a combination of a monkey, a dog, a cat, a bird, and a computer. but with more responsibility than any of those
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À̟̱͉͕̘̼̞͕̂̏̃͌̑s̷̨̨̫͍̜̦̹̣͆́͛̃̓̓͜ᴉ̳̣̣̟͎̖̓͛͐̔̅̕͟͠ͅͅɥ̶͓͉̰̗̭̰͍̈̽̌̋͒͋͗̑͢ʇ̴̤̼̤͚̜̾́͊͜͢͠͞ p̡̧͙̳͖͓̣̯͍͉͊̅̀̌̂̌͂̊̏ɐ̨̛̯͕̮̯̼̱̀̀́̒̋̋̿͝ǝ̷̡̠̙̪̌̋͒̀̌͆̆̏͜͡ɹ̠͓͔̫̙̩͎̎̎̅͂̋͋̚͜ͅ n̴̘͉̭̺͓̋̐̽́͋̍̉͐̾̆͢ ;o̿ ̰̟̞̜̠̔͗̾̈͐̊̓̉͟͠ͅʎ̸̝̤̤͇̜͇̻͖̥̟̓͗̃̽̅̊̂̓͠͡ u̶͎̯̜͓͓̠̳͓̿́̆͐̑͆̆ɐ̶̘̪̩̮̘͈̯̓̒͛͗̅̕ͅɔ̻͈͓̳̼̈́̔̓͑̚
yes, can you
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Considering doing more video like the history of japan ?
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have you tried any psychedelic drugs
does being a respectful law abiding citizen count as a psychadelic drug
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fiction or non-fiction
is what fiction or non fiction
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Maybe a lame question (cause music can speak for itself) but is their any story behind "you're free to do whatever you want to"? I know at the end of the video it appears you wrote the song about 6 years ago.
i had just moved into a church. also had just broken up with my girlfriend. i had a lot of free time, and started writing a lot. i was experimenting with a writing technique which i was calling "murder your demon" which is where you deliberately say complete garbage at the top of the song for 4 bars (or anywhere in the song), and try to be as terrible as possible and get it all out of your system. if you actually aim straight at hell on purpose, it has interesting effects on what comes next. songs like fever (is what makes you sick), blind (to no avail), feel okay, 2010, i like, free to (do whatever you want to), tape deck, barf on me, the summertime, and song 41 were all written during that month (august 2010). i recorded some of them during the following weeks/months, and some of them remained unrecorded until years later. some still unrecorded (not mentioned).
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What's is like being highly trained and deeply knowledgeable about one area (music)?
the same as it's like being knowledgable also in other areas
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do you like kosher pickles?
i still haven't learned how to tell them apart from regular pickles
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do you know any good quotes
hi
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are you accepting apprentices?
yes
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How come you don't use your hair to express yourself?
that's a trick question
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Can i ask any number of questions? Is it one per submission and do you answer them all? How do you sleep at night?
answering multiple questions in one post can make a very confusing answer, and often causes me to skip it. maybe, no. lying down, which is also how i sleep in the day.
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Do you like trees
yes, thank you for asking
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Can you make vlogs?
do
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How long did it take you to make the History of Japan video?
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why are you awake if it is 5:00 am
what makes you think i was or will be awake at 5 am, and if i was, why would it be for a different reason than any other time
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do you have a religion?
does it count if it's not registered
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where is the internet
um, california maybe? i'm not really sure
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What time it is?
4:54 am UTC
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what is your favorite book?
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have you ever used an exclamation mark?
yes
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What even are you?
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What to do if you fall in love ?
be happy i guess
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if i rob a bank, can i give you half the money?
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are u gonna make another video like history of japan but not the history of japan like the history of denmark or something
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what's your favorite anagram
what's your favorite anagram =
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what's the deal with existence in the first place?
non-existance has gone on for so long that we are now hallucinating
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I've been lost on this page for 3 days, can you help me find the homepage?
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how to make existential crisis nonexistent?
don't exist
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answer my question
which one was yours