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Do lead and read rhyme?
sometimes
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Why do you regret all the answers you've given on this page?
i don't. but if i said that in a previous answer, i regret that one
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How do I write a resume with no prior experience
i have no idea. i don't even know why anyone would hire someone with a resume. so awkward
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If you could, would you?
i may
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will you add any more features to the questions page
i was thinking of changing the text to black, and the background to black also
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What's your favorite pizza topping?
how about some music
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i'm feeling overwhelmed and almost like i'm small but not quite, more like i'm medium-sized but small in comparison to the tasks and goals around me. actually i feel a little better already
satisfaction guaranteed, here in the questions department
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i dont know if im crazy enough to be successful i feel like i have to be crazy to make the things and do the things
that's just one way to do it, there's a whole other kind of way to do it that works great for non-crazy people. crazy people often get jealous of the non-crazy way
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who sells the best potatoes?
you might have to do it
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if so, why?
if you only knew, what it feels like to sell a great potato
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whats a genre
it's what category people think you are in
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have you ever regretted an answer you gave on this page?
yes, i regret all of them
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So do you basically just write hymns except we're all god
writing hymns is fun and nice, i'll give you that. but it's not the only thing i like to write
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do you own one of those pizza cutter wheel things?
no. always rent pizza cutter wheel things
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Do you think a melody alone can give a story (like an instrumental) and would not just need to be both lyrics and the melody?
instrumental melodies are found all the time accompanying pictures or video. and that is one of the most powerful combinations there is. but perhaps you were assuming that it is not video- or picture-assisted. and then i realize you didn't even specify if it has chords or not. but if it has no chords, no visuals, and you are also not allowed to go anywhere, do anything, or see anything, while listening to it, ...... then i think the answer is still yes you can still tell a story
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what is your opinion on lego batman?
strongly prefer the nederlands dub. stronger vocal performances, stronger vocal production
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so imagine you have a mental block about something. anything. maybe it's something that was once part of your routine but now you can't do it anymore because your brain is being weird. how do you fix that? moreover, should you fix that?
there's 2 ways. either calm down, or go somewhere new
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When using parallel compression, do you keep the attack time super quick on the compressor because the original sound has the transients? Or do you use a slower attack time to maybe cut through more?
just try things and see what's good. there are too many possible sounds and moods to even list them all. if possible, try to come up with an entire new one on every 2 to 25 songs or so
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what do you think of my blue hat
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in Nolan brewers podcast you said how its important not to think about scales when improvising like how you wouldnt think about letters when speaking and i thought that was a fascinating point, but then i wondered how you would ever improvise if you had no idea about what sets of notes youre going to use, like if the band is playing autumn leaves in F# and you start playing in C theres gonna be a problem. Or maybe you would think of it as playing what sounds good, in which case you could play notes from the F lydian scale if you were playing in D minor, thats how i would think of it, so if you dont think about scales when improvising, what do you think about?
the song, how your day is going, how it feels to be in the room you're in, ..... how you're feeling about the rest of your life .... think about anything you want to think about. turns out you can actually express more through the music than you can by talking about it
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do people interest in oysters
i believe they do sometimes
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Would you meow at me if i meowed at you?
no
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what would you do if the world exploded
try to analyze the dynamics of the explosion in relation to the future
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im graduating senior highschool, give me a quote for me to put in the yearbook
"i've outsourced this quote"
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if questions are to be asked here, where do the answers come from?
me, i think of them and type them
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who is this entity and why am I so fascinated?
it could be my relentless marketing strategy
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Can you start using comic sans on this website?
i don't think that's a good idea
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Make a coherent sentence using only palindrome words
"wow, yay" - bob
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How come people think banjos are so uncool?
maybe they just saw someone do it in an uncool way
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pretzels or bagels?
there are none shown here so i can't demonstrate, but i am confident that i can tell the difference
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is it normal for me to be afraid of summer
yes. it's also normal to not be afraid of summer. could go either way on this
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If you hosted a show, would you consider doing a thing where you take on guest call ins to have brief (relatively speaking) conversations with members of the varied people in your audience?
that sounds lovely
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when zero adds to a number, it is a ghost. when zero multiplies a number, it is a zombie. zero is meant to represent nothing and the void. zero is a scary number
sure, but have you tried applying it to your fears
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do you ever do nothing
i don't recall
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do you have any advice on how to solo over rhythm changes when the tempo is considerably fast?
first, find and love all your favorite songs that use those changes, then, when it's time to play, just literally enjoy yourself
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Will you learn Chinese
maybe
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i need a senior quote.....
all the good ones are usually against the rules. for example, 'pxaytztyquf7j3k' but i'm sure they will tell you you can't do that one for some reason
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do bird nests count as tree houses?
i was going to say yes but now that i think about it no
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how do you spell wednesday
i have no earthly idea
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What's a song you really like that some might describe as being pretty simple/clichee/mundane?
how about westminster quarters
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Will Person ever make another appearance in another video in the future?
many of my upcoming videos will indeed have persons
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Do you believe in the indomitable human spirit
i'd put it at least in the top 5 indomitable things, for sure
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Today I finally realized the invisible game will always have an invisible player.... ...Isn't it peculiar how the gameplay made the game fade away?
not necessarily
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do i just start playing an instrument and see what sounds cool?
you may do that
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was music your dream job or did you have another in mind before becoming a musician? if so, what was it?
i was 2 years old when i became a musician, but before that i suppose i considered rolling around which i assumed was a job
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How does your music end up being so complex while also feeling easy to listen to? Like, to be fair I have built up a tolerance for more experimental music with a lot going on, but I feel like your music is so artfully made yet it doesn't feel like it takes any energy to be able to digest it. Quite the opposite. It has the feel-good energy of a pop song that you can just jam out to, while also being so unique and filled with so many details and elements you might find in jazz fusion or other genres. Maybe it's just how my brain works, but do you have any thoughts on this? Does it just have to do with your influences and your own taste, or is there something intentional about this balance?
holy canoli,
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If you had a company that sells fruit what would you name it? What fruit would you sell in the store? How expensive would you make the fruits? Would you deceive people into thinking you're selling vegetables instead?
it's too early in my fruit career to know any of those answers, except the last one. i would not be interested in fruitfraud
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In "i'm a princess" at 1:40, what instrument is the main character playing? I think it's a banjo, but knowing Bill it could be anything.
that would be a melody player. that is the name of the instrument, and then the person who plays it of course would be a melody player player
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im thinking: penguins are birds right? But they don't have feathers. AND they can't fly. So respectfully I disagree. A penguin is more similar to a hippo than a bird! I would appreciate your insight on this issue.
i don't know anything about penguins. or 'pengwengs' as they are sometimes referred to by experts
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i wrote 2 songs about the same thing. should i write a third to make an ep or release the 2 songs as a 2-track single
both seem like such great ideas, i couldn't decide unless i had to. in which case i might go with a randomized 50/50 decision
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Do you ever remix/edit music in your head?
sure
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Have you tried making it irl, just to see how it sounds?
yes
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What's a song you really like despite it being pretty simple/clichee/mundane?
those 3 things don't strike me as necessarily negative qualities. so "despite" wouldn't make sense for me here
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can i borrow a pencil
sure
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whos your favorite artist and which band do you like?(also do you listen to nirvana?)
looks like that one pretty much answers itself
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Can you tell us one memorable nice thing a stranger did for you?
in an elevator, i asked him, almost in desperation, whether it might be better to produce content on schedules, or without schedules. Then, as i left the elevator, just as the doors were closing he told me with stone cold honesty, "i think you need both"
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how was it being interviewed
it's ok
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When you're putting your emotions into song lyrics, do you tend to have the emotion first and then try to come up with a lyric to describe it, or does the emotion present itself to your brain in the form of a lyric?
what about the music
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I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes.
i understand
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What's your favorite song
haven't found it yet
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What's your opinion on the font times new Roman?
it has a nice sparkle to it
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Can you do anything fancy with the text answering this question
ssss. s sssss ssssss ss ss sss S's
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How do I write a really good question?
that's impossible
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a long time ago I was looking at myself in the reflection of something but I can't remember what that thing was. All that I can remember was the reflection of my face in that object and how clear it was. It felt like such a dream. Cool right?
i wonder if it was a mirror
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wtf do I do if I really want to work on something but I spun the gears in my brain too hard that everything's crashed and it's all over the place and I really should do nothing else but relax
give yourself a gift, for realizing this
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what do you think about the guy in the math problem who bought 164 watermelons
he might have bought 41 four-packs of watermelons
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what qualifies a person to be a genius
you'll have to purchase somebody else's license. there's a limited amount of them
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Is this here supposed to be fun or serious?
there is ample opportunity for both, but that's not all
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Hey what do you think about Penn and Teller?
very professional
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your favorite ice cream flavor?
middle-of-the-road
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what meaning do you derive from answering questions
i get to find out the answer, sometimes to things i never would have otherwise never found out if not asked
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how do you do math despite the fact it is rage inducing?
how do you say a fact despite the fact that it's not a fact
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does it snow where you live
yes
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do you ever think about bird politics
no
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how many toms are enough toms?
2 maybe
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what do you want to know
i'm wondering if there are any 'consecutive decades of quad primes', and specifically what i mean would be 8 integers in relation to n, such that n+1, n+3, n+7, n+9, n+31, n+33, n+37, and n+39 are all prime. But if you know the answer please don't spoil it for me, i'd prefer to discover it on my own
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what would happen if i were to eat a chunk of space time fabric? what would it taste like?
nothing, it's impossible to do that
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I remember that i remembered something and then forget what i have remembered. Have you ever experienced this?
i don't recall
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i saw some cool clothes but then i saw they were too expensive sad face
there's great news, less expensive clothes are more cool
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What is the difference between noodles and pasta?
sometimes nothing
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what did you do today?
wrote some fake stories
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All my favorite artists have stories about themselves getting in trouble during childhood because they would be drawing in their notebook or getting distracted because they would rather be at home playing piano rather than at gradeschool. Is it possible to have this kind of dedication to hobbies in my more cynical years?
sure
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I feel like I spent too much of my childhood being imaginative instead of creative.
i wouldn't consider those to be opposites, but it sounds like you value both, based on what you've said so far
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do you think?
i'd be willing to give it a try
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What if dinosaurs were still alive
then all the other animals would be a little different
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So many things are funky. How many do you think are funky?
i actually can't think of anything that is funky
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I see you're answering so many questions here. Why not take a break and not answer this one?
i'll see what i can do
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what is your favorite flower
makes me wonder if there is some kind of super flower
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What are your 3 favorite types of normal water?
it's a tie between poland spring, deer park, and arrowhead. not a sponsor. just a product of moderate to average quality
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Hi Bill, I'm starting to learn guitar and I was wondering if you have any tips for how to play. I was thinking about playing some chords from "More Then a Dream" (my personal favorite!).
as long as you start to enjoy having the instrument in your hand, you're gonna be fine
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would you consider going on tour?
maybe
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i feel so sad these days for reasons out of my control is it worth continuing on to see if maybe things get better someday
yes
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how do you feel about ferris wheels?
they are apparently portable
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Opinion on swimming?
classic
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do you skateboard?
no, but i could
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how to deal with disappointment
start now, building something new
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my life is a trainwreck, which star sign do i praise to solve my problems?
the middle one
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How whimsical can life get?
all the way
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Why is saying "waffling" so much fun
that's one of the many great gifts to reward you for being alive
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what should i feed my goats
how about a leaf