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This is a step by step guide on how to get your CC up and running. The process is extremely simple, so do not be scared if you're new to this. We are all here to help each other, so don't be afraid to ask for help.
**Step 1**
First and foremost you must enable custom content and mods in the Sims 4. To do this launch the game and go to Options then click on the Other tab to left. Then check the box that says *"Enable Custom Content and Mods".* Next check the box that says *"Script Mods Allowed".*
This step is the most important. None of your CC will work unless you do this first.
**Screenshot:** https://simsvip.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/pose-player-3.png
**Step 2**
Navigate to the Mods folder.
Documents > Electronic Arts > The Sims 4 > Mods
Once inside the Mods folder create folders that describe all the CC you intend to download. Such as; Hair, Tops, Bottoms, Accessories, Shoes etc.
Also, create a folder and name it Testing CC or anything you want. This is where you should install all your new CC until you know it works. Doing this will avoid headaches in the future.
**IMPORTANT:** Do not make folders inside of folders. For example do not make a folder titled Hair and inside of that folder another folder titled Long Hair. Doing this will cause an error. Only make folders one deep. Some mods actually are 2 folders deep and work just fine. But for everything else the general rule of thumb is, always keep it one folder deep.
This step is completely optional, but we encourage everyone to do this, because it helps keeps things organized. It also helps you determine right away if the CC you've installed works or not. It may seem unnecessary, but if you ever want to remove something from the game knowing where to look makes things a whole lot easier.
**Step 3**
Most CC comes in .zip files. What you need is the .package file inside. Extract the file to the Testing CC folder you created and start the Sims 4 to make sure your CC works. If all goes well, you should see your CC in game! Exit the game and move the .package file into the correct folder.
That's it! You're all done! 3 easy steps to get you enjoying all the CC you could possibly want.
Still feel lost? Here's a great tutorial video: https://youtu.be/-HMjOkb6jd0
Another great tutorial: https://levelskip.com/simulation/Sims-4-Mods-Installation-How-Troubleshooting | r/thesims4cc | post | r/TheSims4cc | 2019-06-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhUTVkSC1JdVNQM2JmUVdVMENCTXpjd0ZxRUVtUXBNM1pPSDNfSF9RZzVRNU5SMVJGeUlHMXBqQTBSQWU2NGRnY282TW9VZ3hPbWlZZmdELW5IZW5ocVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIMHJwTDZXM1JjLS1Cc3ZxdkJRaThBbktOOTdMUmhsNHd1QTQxMzBpX2FnNnp5bHJsSGxBR3BtQVVjYW9JQ1I2cExuSWh2WGVXQWxrTGhXcGx4cUIydTNuUmtFRGlpSkdNdjhPcVhCU2s3blJoTW5QeTRJZnZpRW95eTlxVEZZOFJpblN2SkFwLW0wd0NUaHVSWUExXzRLYXhVeFlsWjExY3pnVzBkZXZqd09lX0I3SkVtR1FWckN2bkhiZDNaTHJo |
This, this is beautiful | r/catsclimbingpeople | comment | r/CatsClimbingPeople | 2019-06-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhcHNySHI5VHN0YVJseGptdUEwNlFHd2VTWGJJcjExbW11NFgtUER0dFAyNmJmQUZfWkIyM1hJY01uVERKX1djVGRjeWx0ZEhlczZXTVpncGs1TzROTVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIN3Bxc05HOGtjSjU3WGwxMGZxZ29ZNEs5OXBEZUZIV2RFXzFYbFJoTWJHQkczWlFaV0NYZGc1OTRWbEU3WG56ZXZIc0dIbDdEQ09yemlaM2pKTVJUMVZyV2Q2TElNM1VoMkVFdTVtR1dINjNUblRiSjlIOFY0LWxzWTJOb05SeTN6ZFRYYWVNejI5QmRhYlg0cng1ekNpNVk4R1FaeW5oMy1kTHpXdVpYLTFsUWhYVnFkeVJCcXRMU3Z6dnF4NE5F |
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*Washing Dishes: 20/100*
*Writing: 5/100*
*Cooking: 6/100*
*Dancing: 1/100*
And so on. When the GUIs first showed up, society… changed less than you’d expect, actually. Everyone freaked out at first, some people screamed about how we were living in a simulation, a religion or two popped up or ended… but aside from that, not much changed.
I continued scrolling through my GUI, sipping at my coffee with a mug in my free hand.
*Pickpocketing: 69/100*
What could I say? Man’s got to earn a living.
*???: 1/∞*
That was new. But I didn’t have time to look it over, as my mark was approaching. If I wanted to eat today, I had to take a wallet or two, and this man looked like he was doing pretty well for himself. He was clad in casual, but fine clothes. No suit, but that just showed he wasn’t trying to flaunt his wealth. Well groomed, clothing and nails perfectly maintained, good skin; all signs of money. Nothing overly flashy, but the watch on his wrist was of good make.
I dropped my coffee cup as he passed, and it splashed over him.
“What the hell?” he asked. I reached into his pocket and swiped - one try, I never went for a second - his wallet. The familiar words went through my head - clutch once, then run. Clutch twice, get hung. I never clutched twice.
His wallet slipped out of his pocket on the tips of my fingers, and I disappeared it up my sleeve. “Sorry, bro,” I said, then wandered off, leaving him cursing. A few seconds later, a shout came, loud enough to be heard from the other end of the square. I ran.
…Straight into a police officer. I’d scoped out the area beforehand, hadn’t I? How’d I miss that? Amateurish.
Needless to say, I was stopped.
“He’s got my wallet,” the man said when he arrived, coated in coffee and reeking of anger. “He stole it!”
My breath stalled in my throat, and I desperately tried to keep my expression cool. The wallet was in my inside coat pocket - but my jacket hung so that the outline wasn’t immediately visible.
“Sir, would you mind letting me search you?”
I hesitated, and the officer’s expression changed. I was sure he had some points in Perception, and lying or stalling would only attract more suspicion.
“…Go for it,” I said, letting out a defeated sigh.
The officer patted me down, head to toe, had me turn out my pockets - and then nodded to the other man. “He’s clean.”
What? Wait, what? The two wandered away, the coffee-coated man muttering curses under his breath, but I was too shocked to pay much attention. A notification appeared in my field of view.
*???: 2/∞*
I patted my coat pocket. The wallet wasn’t there. Where had it gone? Had the police officer taken it? And then suddenly, it was sitting in my pocket - as if it’d popped into existence. I wandered into a nearby alley to investigate.
There didn’t seem to be anything strange about the wallet. I held it in one hand, staring. I examined its various folds and crevices - nothing special, aside from the cards and cash within. What the hell had happened? I furrowed my brows.
And suddenly, the wallet disappeared from my left hand and appeared in my right. I focused again, and it teleported back into my left.
*???: 3/∞*
I grinned. | r/onemillionwords | post | r/OneMillionWords | 2019-06-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhSHZXZC0zSDRRajlPMjBMaTQ1WmtKM2Ftek5QUHdEMXlRLWZKUURYMW5OWFhIR2tPQms0MEI0X3o0b2F3Z2V1aFg3OVFjWjhOUVljSTQyald5U0c4cFFFUmJHcFhWcnZwdHo2dklSTzNWNlk9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIVVZMU3AyRTRMSkdLWXFXam92T1lHdFJCZWJ4VVZhTVFwbEt6anR5N1BNbUR2Vm1hSHV1RDFQY0VkUXdBX3Q0NVF1d2pOLVF4Nk5JcDh0bEhrVUVTN3dWT2xxOGNfdW11Ykpyc3hUWVoweUNodVFzZkJRTHNEaUVfN09xUklFbTJDTEhPOGFfOUNiamw4REtRZzI4aWl2UVJiZFVPWWtDaXRYM2NWRWxIOE9Bb1piNHc0WnRocXMySU5vX3JjZG9zS2hhczlza09CUEFIb2xXdFNRVHZyUT09 |
I love her facial expression. Sheer panic | r/catsclimbingpeople | comment | r/CatsClimbingPeople | 2019-06-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhYnlCNHhGR05JaGs1LVZxaTVCcTEtZzhEUUtIcFJzOF9NOUFtN3I4R3VzbW5sRFVSQVpjMDdrZWpjLVRRc21jYUZFZngyTTZzWjRfdGxkdTZfbkZUTkpvNkxfZDY5UndHZVQ0aVJPQ05vLWs9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIWHJramVyTFlWZXJRMzFRWWthRVNHVzBMLVVraGRmVUJNLU5sN2gxV0w3ZHFtSDZ4QXI0djRwUXQ0WnBsR1FpdEM4QlNJUEJPZXB0TmtGMkZWSXRyeF9BS3JCbHBhYnJBYV9tTGZqcjVDSU1nR29kVnpfeFFBeTM5d2dJeThMdHp5RGxUNzByN3l0LXVkclNuWE9MRDJ0RWhsaXBaakQzb0ZyODVZcXd6TC1NOG14b3d5bFNJT0FGNW4zaThTQTct |
I designed clothing and accessories and create original garments/ design garments that will follow well established fashion trends. I love my job because this is where I belong to, | r/askmeaboutmyjob | post | r/askmeaboutmyjob | 2019-06-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhVDg2NFoxemgxUEVTOE41bUliNHd2RFBuOUlpY3FUTl91MGtIS0szMWN2bVFNRmYtXzA1YUtubTRPVjJHZVRaZDRKZXNiVDFMdmlLWmdpTUNDUHVxMVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIbXVDSDVoN244WDZnNndXclgta0xETW9jdndCZElhRlJ5bW8zdmtoVkZ5N1BfVFFRekJQSkVLRVpMNTBRa3BGTjRPMlZHZUtiTjlDMDBhRFQ1aGctbFpZbmZLNkdTN29nRWZwSFp3MnozY2hqTXg2QmFvdWFwVWNvSzV3WDJTUF9OTWF0V1FSQ2tseVM2SUpFM2xxVENFVGEwZjgzQXNHUE9SY3FFeEdmTUNlSVlOdDdyRWVTWUQ2Ry1YRktzRDhw |
God damn it Cartman! | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2019-06-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhbVVaWm53QkZOMHNvNHVZRHhtY19WT2NicGxIVGRHTjNsR1pBYnBXLWtxS3Z4ZjAxZllvMzg0QmJKWExlSHZ3N2syenVsYURCRjJuUG1xWUFqbUNsLUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIYmtsYzJhMzVxdnZKQXBvTXhHeFZZY0xRSUViTERQZDVOdTV1S2p4U1dmZUJiVkh3bFFwTVpYcjZ6alRySWsxbGhZQ0I4MFdxaElWN2xidXR3RHlqdVVYTGg3OHo2aWZ3R2xzSHRqbVQxSnF0SDdiWndCN1g5UjU3eFZZRjJCbDVFZjRLLXdXQnBaY00tSzFiZmxxRDV3NEJZbmFxd0p4T3p5dmxxODhlWFBZPQ== |
[https://www.realworldtech.com/forum/?threadid=185109&curpostid=185297](https://www.realworldtech.com/forum/?threadid=185109&curpostid=185297)
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I guess our Linus Torvalds didn't change at all :) | r/linusrants | post | r/linusrants | 2019-06-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhU29ZQkYtMENZYXpyVmdoYkl6RC1jZGUwY0QtYkFPVjBlUWlGQnBPdWpDMWVkZnhVU0lwazRxUDJ4NFBtRkVqdFJocU13Y3Vmck1OLTMzWGJWR1huV1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIdm1zZHBtM2diZXB6Y3dxVzI3ZllUYnpNc252Tllib3FjdXhWcGtucTR6NF9qSThvenNadDlKMVZXMXNUMm1IS3RtN0RFOEo5S3VpOWdnWmlTaElLaEhtbzN5T0psZEphS0ducjRnaU1tOTh1a1V0S21RbWJfNjlMN0RERmE3S0xkc0QteVJvXzhtQmp2bkFheUx4aDA2M0NpUFJYOHZ6RG1NMm41UmhLZDZQQW5sQ3d2eDBqUVNNVDhjVlRTRXBEbnZUY3pxTHZ4WHYxdElINXFoZVBFUT09 |
..this is both hilarious but also not what this sub is about..
I am conflicted. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2019-06-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhRkNMSDJBdGt1Vlp3Yjg4ZXNlUHFWdFBZczB4Q2RhSGpVVWRfeF9BTXA0Z09QQ29tNzhMd3RmaFVpUUQ4YUs3UmR6ekhVTTJjbWxpblprcDlwME84YVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIX2xWWDhmNHYydVRUOWxhdUhSSnJJMzgzTFIwOGU4OE5kQi1SaUZEbVVRaWVJVzR3RVpPMmlxa0NwUVQwOEEyX0JvVS0tSl9hcW9lV3NsVDlWUDBFdVNHN1A1emY1QnlRVVV1UEhsS2k0cDl0dEpXTzZlQVRUdHc1X2lFX1pwUDluN05NU3FmcDF5MXBHN2F4alplMHpxVVNSWUkzV2t2REZUaHl6b1FFV3dBPQ== |
The proof is in the pudding.
The road to Simplicity is Gone
Edit: WOW!!! I posted this then went out to lunch, and when i came back, this had blown up!! I really didn't expect anyone to respond. I'll try to reply to all of you, but if I dont get to you right away, I'm so sorry! | r/internetama | post | r/InternetAMA | 2019-06-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhUVhfcTl0c28tU1ZGNURsUXkyQjcyYlBfazZLOUNsQXNNS2ljeGpRZ2xNZlYzQ2tjeXRUbFRoT1FmSWhibXZmUjBrTUFyRUNrV09aV0RTWTI0b05lTDF2SllOTlU1bkEtMHBrM3pqaW1vZXc9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIekdBY0tiRXFPUFN2ZHpwU29JRzRUTzd4THczQ21zUml6cFZJeEhPWVlrLXJkanVtWktWUHI4dElBYmdlUkVOUC1vRTFvT3RWMTNuWlBnT28zdkl6cXRRSU9DMzkxd1ZpdllGaGVOSmZsQWZuOGNtUUNSUGYzbWJxeUstZGJFQTg5N3RDMHpnbV9VUjBGUnRFcWkzUS1JYjdDRFVkQUpRTFRXRXpjWEo1Y0RnVGloaS1BcGdfbVZKRFRIaTdDTzJw |
Even for this sub... we may have hit a new low. | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-06-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhRC1RV1c1VlQ2UlBFNFlLUVJmdERhSTg1UE9NdkVhTlplMEEtZkZoeXl1V1RabDlSRWdTZXowbDAzalNLRWZqUmZSZXpEX1ZHNmstTEF0aTBZY1FaMmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNINVdYanpaVWt1amR1TW1IWnkxbW5UeFdFbC12UEFoNnhzYlJwcjc0ZVJSUGNfckQ1a2xvTEZiYkdHOWdMTWV0UFE3clFQY1Y4YmlKNTBiaWZ0V2ZMUG5OLU16Um9mNkdFMzJleGppOFlBT2Y5VlZrVzItV25PUmV0LUE4ZXBKSEN0ek1EMUlnZWFKV1hBUzZyc0M5V2V3YnJUZ1UxaGJDcUl0Y0FfRWhtS2VUQ2N1eFVFaEFtcEkwWF8wbUV5cTdC |
Talk to me after 6, amateurs. | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-06-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhbVVMSzVkdlRpaWJMMzdRbDQzZC11NmoxODBvZUlxMG56TVN0WDI5UWRFVGtsUmYzcVdOMUhVcHhTQ2JaY256TnJSa2VvU2lJN2lZdW9KQlJfSmpjaWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNINnpYQllPT2ZLa1lZR0VRQi1sZVNQNnZReU8yRFhUTnVUYVZ4YjVaZWFrSW9jS1RhRHVsdjk3UG53bFBLXzdiMXFrWnBjem4yNGx3QlFfNk9rcHBESUkwVzRvbUxvUmN3Z01UeGI1TGZ2aTZNY25qd29yMkhralU4bUluUEp2VUl0TTNFZmtIcy11elV6TmtzQjd5a0dfb0lPTmFLckwwYk55YTZDVjlyYmxyRUNDNFRFYWZVeDR1YjdtcTVpME1n |
I'm betting the one on the bed had to have his or her stomach pumped. | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-06-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhWm1Wck9tak8xMjZEMTItN25qeW9NTGFTbE44aHNJbmFMczhqQTFadUxrODFtb2VlcG8zRWNhRkZHYlFaU0dTRkRzMFJyX253X2drNHdFZzFwWDVvYXlsWFFLWTZmcDM4cS1DVjZDblI0ZDQ9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIWVRtNVdQeTgyUjdkb0JaOUJ0QnhiM3FiWlJEVk9pNUZadXc4NUZESXZ2WHhoejhLOVplb0dlaDV5Q21jbHN0WDdlNW5wLUtYcV94V3dTaVVBaEpCNndnaFRDc1hnQ3N3UlF2SGFyUFpHdzZST0g2MWRUOUxpYnEzNTZLOVZMcm1ULWs2Wks2NFByM3VBME5KRUc5ZXpoeVkxMy1MTExWQVpzTHZZQUdVTXp4WUlYSHctRmhzbFVJMERXODlGdTZm |
Ewww that white tongue. Don’t forget to stay hydrated! | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-06-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhMkpUVWNjZTd0cDJEMS1tMEx6bEFpNklUeHBxT1M5d1BHeVZteGdvZE1MUkJQWmNvLVROanhYQzVxOTZ2OTZZaHg0R3poV3hRN3NWalA0ZGRhMzV1VGdBa24tLTN1WW1ULXhaMFU3TFFhaEU9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIX2xiTzN5US1peXBtMWNPMnpyUDhTd0NyekZHY1djb2g3UHZrMTdaYVhCbWlUTzJHNU0xRlA1WkVsa2xtdnlVTEtpQ2pra3dDd3F4QnpQXzdJNk9VNXlkcWhsX2pKbmRScnRLcnN2Y1h4WmZNOU9CckxpWHBHclBndVFlUDZlaGVvX1lBMk92RXNZdkROc1BLNTRSMW9TeGJIdTlkYjJ3ZUc1MFVBWXBFSVFUVllmd2JDbWYxWUdUeVluWGcxX2Ri |
Definitely need more go gurts. | r/trauma | comment | r/trauma | 2019-06-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhRlVGVFRkMFhHNU9TSWpySnFBdF9FTzhBRVhWRFdtNDFHdVhIMS1JalZsRlo2LU50N2dWRkZ3ZHdWVjJ4MTY2cnJocU5wMXVZVm9Ld2p4RmpESHdNWEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIVlQ4RkktNXNZY3lYYTJHQ1VxcmNDYWc2bGJkbzhORHcyNmdyZW9oRWp0WkhuTWNQdlV2dzBtVnpTU01NRkVBZE5TRVNyY0VjZEd2dVRpemU5UGxhWlN2ejN0QjM0Yk1oOWFyQkRhSnJzWEl3M3E2X2w5cHpmdkgzS1hqeEJ4d0VDc25KaWFtUnBpQWdmaDRzVDN1VEtESDBmeXJuX2lFYjN5WlVvdkRoSTdVcjkwMjRxbV9VeUJ1U211blRWVlBR |
/r/hydrohomies | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-06-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhMTlNVWN2a2hicWlEZFFJWTJONVN0SDNMWjBnamo2WVBOUzFHOFI4QzNpVkNmbEZGWkJJU2YyanhXZ1VlRnY2b1Z2Ylp0aThwSmg4cmpsVUt4b1ktVFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIekg2MTJXTWNCTThHZmJRenJPUTdPRXRsWlFHaEZpYmR4VGE0VVdRMEhLOTJUd253bEtLcE12Vm04Sm1Cdmw3d3RDVEFBdUIwaFhkRGNpYlItaFlYdDhQeE1IUEJKaE52bGZJckJhN1hrMEgzUUdFRG05RUc5N3VHejlnVnNidDh0TGN5LWVqc0FNcGpGeXQ5aVR2X1VBRTQ0dkZYUUlSSzY1bFlVcUNZdWVpZVVoTDE3ZEp0RS1rR3RrTG1iNk50 |
If you are out of the loop here, Donald Trump recently tweeted:
> For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon - We did that 50 years ago. They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part), Defense and Science!
[Link](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1137051097955102720)
As a very liberal person with lots of liberal friends, my social feeds exploded with people saying things that essentially boiled down to *"he thinks the Moon is a part of Mars, what an idiot!"*
Now, I don't like the president either, but I feel like reacting to his tweet this way is incredibly disingenuous, to the point that it undermines the entire point liberals are trying to make. It is very clear to me that what he's trying to say the Moon is a "part" of is the ***PLAN*** by which we eventually aim to get to Mars. He is not saying it is literally a part of the same celestial body. Trying to act like that's what he said for the sake of making fun of him makes you look like you are missing the point on purpose just to get your shots in, and it undermines your credibility as a person who's opinion is worth listening to.
Make fun of the president if you want to. I do it! But if you're trying to deliberately misunderstand that tweet just for a stupid potshot, it makes you look as stupid as the person you're claiming is stupid. Persisting down this path is only going to validate his claims that the media and public are unfair to him.
TMBR | r/tmbr | post | r/TMBR | 2019-06-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhNnNRWUJIMmNSdTNJUHFBaThoaF8waHBWRnNNZ193VHBLSWNnazg2WjN5V2hkZWw5cVhBemgtdGVmck4yZktrLW9FUGlPSTd0Ui14SGNfeGN6RTFYQUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIMXJvMDR2S1pERTI1S1o3SmJkdFZVSGVxU25zOW5Rejd2MDhUWFV3SVJhZFB5cWZTN3o5UTlyZm50U3BUdHlZNkRrLXQtM0YxMWI1REk4Q1FVNl9fdHRaYmdvci1Kdm11TXZMdTZCc0R3LWhhZm5aTzVLX0xMMTR6SG5tejc5WUFlN0gxOU1WSDRseGJxejFTVjVyRWRpXzF2RGt4a1Y0anlueG9oOV83bWpqWkZBdE9QVjFkVW1vYmsxWF9uV2NWZDZDRF9HakJvNUpXamV2LU9jbzhoZz09 |
Hi all-
I've scouted around the subreddit list and this seemed the best general place to post this inquiry given what y'all are doing in here.
I'm nerding out making things with my 3D printer and am interested in learning some basic gadget electronics to add flashing lights, LED screens and that type of thing to some of my models, as well as places to buy supplies since Radio Shack took a shit. Less interested in coding unless that becomes necessary. I know basic electrical but really next to nothing about how this other stuff works.
I'd be deeply grateful for suggestions as to beginner DIY websites, tutorials, YouTube channels, subreddits, etc. Thanks so much for your help!
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Edit: I'm not sure that in \~8 years hanging around Reddit that I've ever seen a post upvoted a dozen times with not a single comment. Weird! | r/hackedgadgets | post | r/hackedgadgets | 2019-06-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhSjlSaFNzSWdoTXVKODUyVGs0cDhpVHF6V042OVBkWFpwTnBCaE5SbV9JeWdoT3Vuc2pxSGw4czJTamlYa2VmcWhkWHpRZElfN0h2dXNLYnVjWTctRTV2bzhBZ2dpaUZCYzVTTURBQkdfUTg9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIM0dONThXbGZ0TWNBU3AxVEJaSmRxSjVjRVY0NVNJcXplZWpHMkF1ZkJZVUpvbXVvSzliVURTbnlUSy1zamZPcVBHc2FGSm80Q2F4enlTYTktRHk4MTBfa1BiMVB2em11TFVqX1Fzc1hCc2FEMGZyWXRGUW5haHBhTFNVMmx0QkpxRUJLYmJZTWJfZDhjaFNmMV8telRZc180T2NiX1dKMGY5WmVwOEVXYmJucDlpQXV2TF9ibW5MaTlMY1ViS0x0d2tRWE9GcFFWRmpTNkpPNnV3cC1HQT09 |
I unknowingly violated the pun laws. I made an arrest in the name of pun patrol on r/memes which I did not know was a protected subreddit. I also violated the one hour rule. I plead guilty and will face judgement without struggle. I apologize for my behavior. | r/puninternalaffairs | post | r/Puninternalaffairs | 2019-06-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhakZEOEt0ZWtvYkVMLUxRS0dPYW56QnZScEtVbmhrQmZZdHVjUkpmQmRlbEt3OTFxYzdwS18zdy1sem50RXpDT09tbTRnc0pIN1FDYUNTamZTelNQOGpNVkRuZHBxNzUxWVVDd1lKRkZsRU09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIMFExa2hnSFFFZ0h0UlRWWFFRUThSTUlJUDR0U1gwamRkdlNqVUVDMDcxbnZYNURvTDVibWFmWUZDbVdrMVVKS2M4Vm10MWJQaVM5MXFvT0J2YkNKVHYxV3EwQmtNYm85LXp1WTVNelF3Unc3S3cyMVdlWjNseFI4VjZ1NS1hdk0wWERxaFg1b0pFUkF5c2ViX1FPMU1hU2FuOUowVnRTc0NhOS10V2tVRUlZPQ== |
[Buzzclick](https://voices.clickhole.com/i-was-there-when-fabio-got-hit-by-a-goose-on-a-roller-c-1825124049) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2019-06-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhdmo3Q1c4c2RVaGIyMExGV3NVVktaVndSeFJ0T1VnUUNWT3RpWW9fMEdqTnE3OVhzeUhSWDFrekt3Q0thb0JVZWNMbnhtaExRMzRjUEVNMmlTUUtSMXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIYlFBVTZKNDBUb2NkdzZLcXFvLTNTVHJKekdDVlUzZXU1WEk1bGd0dzFTY0ZycDgyTm93UTM1ZUx5TmRBZnVsNXNIR3VINFJjQ0F5c3UwSjBZdllBY3Z2MTNlRXlrQ0MxejRQLTFIZjRWZWdsQVRJdXdab21ZRldwd3BHUHB5WnZWQlp4Y3FpQnd2dkQ3azBUZml3ZjY5aDVrLUVaeWoxLUZrejAyU19BSmFwRDFvZGo4Umc0YUNjSElueWZYUkhYLUZpT0VxajZ0b1RJNkJpRndWaklFQT09 |
What if I told you the story of an Alternate Reality (AR) in which Steam, Dota 2 and CS:GO were simply fun to use and popular tools? That they're simply all part of a boot loader, a substrate, an agar mixture in a petri dish that nourish the foundations of a truly new and wonderful evolution in the nature of the entertainment experience. Going even further, an evolution in the nature of the experience of human individual and group interactions.
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The story starts like all good ARs, firmly rooted in reality. It's 2003 and Steam is released by Valve. At this point in time Valve Corporation, formerly Valve L.L.C., is a successful game developer by any metric. Prior to the release of Steam they've published such memorable titles as Half-Life and Counter-Strike, firmly establishing themselves as a leading force in the gaming community with an enthusiastic fan base. Steam was at first simply meant to be a mechanism for providing updates to Valve's games, which up to that point in time had been somewhat problematic in online multiplayer spaces like Counter-Strike. Steam solved that problem for Valve, but then it also started to show glimmers of how it could become more fruitful in other use cases as well.
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A not so short yet productive sidebar to further augment our story. Valve has by this point in time in our yarn already established a knack for extracting as much value as possible out of the gaming experiences that they publish. This is evident in the three expansions of the original Half-Life intellectual property. Those of us who have been jaded by the great beast that is capitalism's propensity towards rewarding entertainment companies for quantity and relentlessly rehashing established tropes and intellectual property (IP) rather than developing quality and uniqueness in IP might start to write this off as a tendency towards greed. We also might start to become wary of Valve for displaying what would outwardly look like the beginnings of a negative tendency that is somewhat common to and lamented of the entertainment industry. However, as a counter to this train of thought I would like to be a positive echoing mechanism for The\_Gaben here. [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5PScDjNePA) is a link to an interview with him. How many times during this interview does he mention the community in two and a half minutes? And what about [this](https://youtu.be/kMpQWSqQFK0?t=1994) clip where he explicitly says that he hates exclusives? Or [this](https://youtu.be/YpaNnX_9Q5s?t=278), where he says that Valve team members vote on what's important to their customers by choosing what projects they work on. It's also not even just The\_Gaben, [here](https://youtu.be/atwE-K8y-ws?t=831) we have some of the folks that work on Steam sharing their opinions on how they can better foster the community relationships and visibility between developers and customers.
There's a sort of cognitive dissonance here that develops when trying to resolve what The\_Gaben and his team are saying in these instances as people who obviously care about the community and dislike exclusivity from the aforementioned perspective of greedy tendencies for successful corporations and figures in the entertainment industry. Sure, one way to resolve the cognitive dissonance is to simply tell yourself that The\_Gaben and his team are lying, that they don't care about the community and that they actually do like exclusives because they run a company that has released and has the option to release said exclusives on Steam, a platform which they wholly own and control. End argument, drop mic, game set match, you shall not pass. And so the trolling devolves. But that doesn't quite hold up to further examination, and I'm a servant of the secret fire too so I can undo your enchantment because I'm not a balrog. If Valve didn't care about the community then why bother even thinking about the economics of creating a marketplace where users can generate and distribute content as they obviously have been thinking about it, given the contents in this [reflection](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8QEOBgLBQU) video? Why hire market economists at a gaming company? Sure they could potentially help you hedge your assets so that you can more efficiently and robustly weather the storms of a recession and hopefully read the signs of the economy before the recession hits. But then why would you give a talk at a University where you basically explain strategies that you seem like you've implemented citing what also seem to plausibly be personal experiences, anecdotal evidence and data that you've collected.
There's also the fact that Valve has had the opportunity and the resources for almost twelve years to beat the Half Life IP into absolute and relentless submission with a number between 2 and 4 and *n* sequels. However, they haven't done that. They've instead chosen to develop Portal and precisely one sequel in which they explore a unique puzzle solving framework with cooperative (coop) play elements and a hilariously entertaining story. And they also published and helped develop the Left 4 Dead franchise and precisely one sequel in which they further explore the coop gaming experience in the ultimate post apocalyptic pursuit of slaying prodigious amounts of zombies. In my opinion, this speaks louder about the goals and aspirations of the company than any attempted explicit press release detailing the inner machinations of the Valve decision making process ever could.
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Back to our story. Two years go by and it's now 2005. Valve is at it's core a software engineering company, so naturally Steam has been making incremental improvements in its ability to service its users and function in its originally intended use case. But then something interesting starts to happen. Valve starts to draw up contracts with other publishers to release their own products on the Steam platform. This is how it starts, and we all know where it leads to so I won't beleaguer the story with what some would consider to be a mundane recounting of Steam's rise to control an estimated 70% of the PC games market share. Despite how incredible that feat is.
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From 2004 to 2013 Valve releases or publishes Half-Life 2, Portal, Garry's Mod, Half-Life 2: Episode One, Half-Life 2: Episode Two, Team Fortress 2, Left 4 Dead, Left 4 Dead 2, Portal 2, CS:GO and Dota 2. Every one of those games is a success. Valve also releases SteamOS in 2013. From here onward is where the alternate part of the AR story starts.
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Valve is already an extremely successful game developer as well as a game publisher with their platform at number one in market share. Why would they ever release an operating system? And why would they suddenly go dormant when it comes to making games? The reason is simple, they want to do a better job of providing compelling and unique experiences to their customers. SteamOS was the final step in making Steam available on any x86 or x64 platform. Linux is free, so is SteamOS. This final step was necessary for them to make their community the most broad reaching and open that it could be within the boundaries of mainstream household computing. To get Steam and games within Steam running on an OS that a user can build, compile, tweak on, rebuild and recompile from scratch, on their own machine and then run as the gateway to interacting with the resources of their machine was the final boss for the openness of their platform.
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From here they don't sit down at a board meeting, that's not how the folks at Valve roll. Instead the sentiment gains traction organically within the organization and starts to disseminate across multiple members of the team. At first the response is more or less ambivalent. However, the idea of simultaneous hardware and software development rapidly takes over the whole culture of Valve once everyone realizes that of all the teams in the world, they are every bit as capable of tackling this challenge as anyone else is. And as long as they don't take Steam and their other IP and throw it into a raging dumpsterfire, they'll be able to afford personally subsidizing the R&D costs. They've proven that they're capable of building world class software, but as an abstract divergence from the IP example in the entertainment industry, beating the world class software gambit to death isn't enough. They want to do more. They want to build world class software *and* world class hardware. They want to advance the medium as well as the art form of crafting gaming experiences.
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So they get to it. What if instead of a keyboard and mouse we had a controller that allowed for aspects of both those IO ports? *Iterate*. Okay fuck the keyboard, we can just bring one of those up on the screen with a shortcut. On screen keyboards are a solved problem with a tractable solution. But I wonder if we could get the mouse aspects into a controller. *Iterate*. Yeah but where will it go with the two joysticks and buttons *and* dpad. *Iterations*. Okay so, here's the earth, we don't actually need two joysticks if we drop a thumb controlled trackpad mouse on there to act as the second joystick as well as a means of navigating the Steam/PC interface. *Iterate.* Holy shit that's cool. *Iterate.* Okay this isn't quite right. *Iterate*. Whoa, that's funky. Let's back that up to the 'that's cool' part and try again. *Iterations*. Yes. Boom. Ship it.
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Meanwhile. What if instead of making a console replacement, we streamed their computer screen with Steam running to their TV? They already own the computer, why make them buy another one that only runs a piece of software that we sanction and is composed of hardware specifically only tailored to graphics processing applications. *Iterate.* This is kind of hard. *Iterate*. Fucking networks. *Iterate.* We could just recommend a hard line connection and be done with it. *Iterate.* Fucking fuck, fucking networks. *Iterations.* Hey look! Everything supports 802.11 ac now. Thank fuck. *Iterate*. Yes. Boom. Ship it.
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Okay, we're going to ship the streaming hardware and the controller both on the same day. Sweet! O hai Gabe. Sure VR is nifty. We're doing some good stuff with the HTC partnership. The Vive is sweet. ... Yeah. ... Yes, I would definitely agree. Brain machine interfaces are for sure going to be a thing at some point in the not too distant future. Oh- ... Yeah but- ... Yeah- ... Well- ... Um- ... Dude, how 'bout that Vive? I can totes help with that. ... Yeah you go ahead and do the brain things over in the forge we'll definitely want that, me and those people over there basically intravenously ingesting caffeine will keep the Vive rolling and do some demos.
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Pretty soon the infrastructure is in place to start developing game concepts in the VR space. But there's some goofiness in the technical challenges that are coming up. First of all, smartphones are great but putting one two inches from your eyeballs for long periods of time kind of blows. What can we do to make the hardware better suit its use case? And the headphones underneath the headset also kind of make me cry and not want to do this for a long period of time. And I can't put my finger on it precisely but these controllers feel like they're missing something. *Deep convolutional nested iteration cycles*. Hey guise, I think the internal VR rig that we've been using to make <BadassVRGameWhereJJAbramsConsultedOnTheStoryInWhichTheHalfLifeAndPortalUniversesIntersect> and to augment Campo Santo's *In The Valley of Gods* as well as <OtherGroundbreakingVRTitle> is ready for us to start releasing to the public. *Iterations*. Yes. Boom. Ship it.
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They don't make a big deal about it. That's not their style. But as the Valve Index is wrapping up its development and starting to prep for shipment and the post processing of initial development phase those three VR games have started to get some serious votes internally about what will add the most value for customers. And the knuckles controllers are starting to show themselves to have that something that the previous controllers were all missing. Finger gestures have opened up a whole new dimension for game immersion and interaction. And after six years Valve has finally found that way that they were searching for to bring a unique and enriching entertainment experience to their customers that has never been done before. Their stories are ready to be told in a wholly new and groundbreaking way.
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Meanwhile. Let's do a card game. Let's bring in the dude that did Magic: The Gathering. Release. ... Seems legit. ... ... Oh. ... ... Oh wow. ... ... ... Oh my. ... ... ... Oh dear. ... ... ... Shit. ... ... ... Most unfortunate. Welp, uh let's go ahead and just chalk this one up as a learning experience. We'll put this one on the shelf upstairs next to Ricochet. Great game with depth, it's just ahead of its time and needs the right customer climate and a few tweaks here and there in some key spots. Anyways, everyone needs a slice of humble pie every once in while. It helps remind you of the stakes of hubris.
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It's now the 2019 International in Shanghai. Valve announces a new game that will be released on both VR and traditional systems. The reception to the announcement is loud and positive. It turns out to be a great game with a compelling story. After it's release, the depth of the game continues to be a source of praise specifically from the VR community for a long time. This is because the gestures that the knuckles unlock access to seem to contribute massively to the replayability of the game. The experience isn't infinite, but the mods have basically made it that way once the community developers have caught on to how they can customize NPC and also story response to a variety of user gestures and postures. This game is ***not*** the next installment of Half-Life or Portal *or* Left 4 Dead. After all, no matter what it's going to be a learning experience. As saith The\_Gaben himself [here](https://youtu.be/kMpQWSqQFK0?t=388) this game is the simply the guinea pig meant to represent a compelling reason for people to start buying or thinking about buying VR hardware. They won't risk besmirching the name of the Half-Life and Portal universe or the Left 4 Dead franchise on what is effectively a prototype to gauge customer reception. No, they'll do what they excel at. They'll release something awesome, collect data and they'll internalize the data. Then they will use what they've learned to create a game that will blow us all away.
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In essence Valve is the company that has made itself on consistently giving customers unique and compelling entertainment experiences. These experiences have evolved from the single player experiences of Half-Life, to the multiplayer experiences of Portal 2's coop, Left 4 Dead, CS:GO and Dota 2. Now we're simply taking the next step in that evolution. Immersion. The next generation of gaming entertainment experiences is multiplayer immersion. And with the Valve Index, and more specifically, the VR headset and it's combination with the knuckles controllers we're in for an exquisite and historical treat.
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Some people refer to 'Valve Time' in a deprecating context. The folks at Valve take it as a compliment. The reason that they take it as a compliment is because in the face of criticism they've stuck to their guns and what they're good at to deliver exactly what they want to deliver. Quality products. And again, as saith The\_Gaben himself to one of the greatest science fiction writers of all [time](https://youtu.be/vuWCEpcTbww?t=187)...
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DISCLAIMER: I am not, nor have I ever been a Valve employee. Any similarities to reality are purely coincidental and everything in this story is the product of opinion and conjecture based on interviews with The\_Gaben and his team with my imagination and rational extrapolation.
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EDIT: Paragraph 9, fixed 'gains traction' repetition. | r/the_gaben | post | r/The_Gaben | 2019-06-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhVmNfa0V0NG1KTENJLXg4NjdpUkdLRjg1NzY1V2E0UzBHVjZmYkpXdHFPYTBVQThnWmVTSmRIbXlqck91Um0wdmdxN0ZneGVfMjczSEtydHpDR3dEZ3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNITndYWWpCNC0xNWJ3T01jWDEtS3owVWN0TldxZXU2YjRNd3E3NUJIQVZZdGpreW1EeUYyUEo0WVN5QUxadFhNSjE5X28yZ1F2TnRFcGhOaXlYS1k5UUo5R1ZkYWRFYkN6dllhMjdoUVF2ZWVVV085Q252Y2FRZ1dyUGxrTWNrQ3lsZ0wwR3pDRE41YWNoeUppSTY1S01yNmp1NEJ1OUs0cTBhN2pkRkNtd215dzlHNnFoN002R21NTWdISno2eUk1 |
Some time ago I posted a mistake I committed on the name of r/punpolice. I posted the screenshot.
Screenshot of said wrong arrest:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Puninternalaffairs/comments/bmcajb/someone_told_to_turn_myself_in_im_sorry_and_i_ask/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app
I plead guilty and I await proper judgment . I'm sorry for violating the law. | r/puninternalaffairs | post | r/Puninternalaffairs | 2019-06-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhaVdzNjZMQjM2c3RiM2xrZUxCQzNaRk05RVdKWDZZa2l6LTRScDhhZ09lSWRqWXlTeXk5VUJWM0JqRFM0WTh0T045NUNPemd5cDQzSnB5T2VGR1BtUDdBQi1ZQ1VjTG9FMTlFN1IzTU9BdVk9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNISlBqend2Z0xJSEgyNHlleWoxSFAzRjUzOUhmelRJbFFnRWFqaXNKaG1HNklQLXBjVlV2NHI3U2o4QW9tMUYwZzBFXzhaSDdCZ2E5ZHdSem05N0FOZzJEd0o3VC1CX3NjaFlWX2dmWUtHT2dCelpvYVFRaENwcFJvbWk5SVdCLVpSaEMyNTNOMG1mNGFWdjBFZFdPZ1FhTmszc0l4MXlKODY0ODBMbXdfQWIwPQ== |
Well, he got to clean up broken glass, so I guess he half-succeeded... | r/watchpeoplecrumble | comment | r/watchpeoplecrumble | 2019-06-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhaDNyVXJPcVJXeGRFVUprMFJkdW12SmN0UXRaaWlraVFaZGE2WUo3MXM2c3hHN0stNzg4ZTREdzZQbWhLX3NFLXNmWTZ5Um16dXNjcXFsVDNDVldGMXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNILV9rZk41NGFZODAtTkMyWUhJRUFQbGVPMGpDa21TUXV2UXM0MWhnb085ODFPODZmcDdEYUFxTlg4ZDJtcnZHenBQQ1Yza01RaER5NUFXRHN1WVZqZXA2RThaUHdsVmpUbnp6UzROX3N3VDFyTm00NnpPUWJ2eUhjWm1fanFVSGhuaHNEUE9EVlJkUHdMemM5UWFBTFptd21pd3UtSXZLUVBwSFpxMm1wUkptM00xUXJmTjFrNkZBMC1XRjFiUlBpS045NEFLZVpzZFNNVUZyUEJycWZSdz09 |
Dumb ass needs to go to grad school to run up more student loans | r/watchpeoplecrumble | comment | r/watchpeoplecrumble | 2019-06-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhZDllWDVFR0xfODFLN19ZMEJZa3RnTUZRT01taWFtczhWa0h1QU8zUTAwdjkwbi03TzQ4UjNBaHdWSHhLTGFBQUFBU3NyQlRTNlBGbmUyRkpHdUpXM1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIT3J2cTRKY2VFSTVQUWczZTVwRGRnbUNfRHRpZk5SRE04ZW00RGNfRXF2MG1ETTQ4QkhycmZ2VzZLNFE1WVltSWZXdEFsQXdsU1MycEh3bXVJSDZ3bDJseGdoSEhwaFVQNzNKbnZBdFhEMWZxM1Z4cXZ1dmc1R2FzQ3djWXdXbDFVYmYtU1lBWVBObmFMTzQwQmxuVDRXSEw1c0RBLVZjOU5UdklCRkNycUhac0oyck80ZEphUHNLUXZ5T3U5TG9JeTBNYjRlam5iUFFCUW5INjVpOVNGdz09 |
I wanted to post some links to some basic equipment that i have found useful being a host. Feel free to suggest some of your own. I plan on making this post sticky or even use it for the basis of a Wiki for the sub.
The first item should be a good set of [all weather floor mats](https://amzn.to/3Yb8itw) Make sure you find a set that fits your soon to be rental. These will save you from awful messes on the car carpet.
This is a good Bluetooth code reader that will let you scan your cars OBDII codes:
[Panlong OBD2 Scanner Bluetooth for iPhone iOS Android OBDII Car](https://amzn.to/3ri3a95)
Here is one for Android and Iphone both:
[BlueDriver Bluetooth Pro OBDII Scan Tool for iPhone & Android](https://amzn.to/3XHEjqj)
[AIRTHEREAL MA5000 Commercial Ozone Generator](https://amzn.to/3Pq06Rs) is an ozone odor remover. I run this in my cars for about an hour and all smells are removed. I really recommend it esp. if you have a renter smoke ibn the car.
[Here is a smaller Cordless Battery Powered Ozone Generator](https://amzn.to/4iXngeM) It comes with a car charger and wall adapter.
[This Car Scratch Remover](https://amzn.to/47WARNY) I've used myself and helps remove minor scuffs and scratches. It's worth having one of these kits around when you see new surface scratches show up on your rentals when returned.
[Auto Shocker ClO2 car interior odor eliminator](https://amzn.to/3TUWise) uses Chlorine Dioxide to remove smoke odors. Easy to use and will also clean out air ventilating system and filters. Just add water and let set for minimum of 2 hours to a maximum of 24 hours depending on severity of problem.
[Apple Airtags](https://amzn.to/3D1UshB) Use these to track your vehicles when they are on rental. I don't uses these myself but many hosts have reported good success with them.
GPS Tracker for your car.
[The Trak4 GPS tracking system](https://amzn.to/36Rb9NJ) is a $6.99 per month GPS tracking system. If you want to be able to track your car while it's on rental.
This is a great lockbox that fits into an existing hitch you may have on your car:
[HitchSafe HS7000 Key Vault](https://amzn.to/3WIgj5o)
Another Good key lockbox that can be mounted on a house or locked onto a door handle:
[PopuLife Key Lock Box for Outside, Black](https://amzn.to/3IcaFnk)
This is a window mounted lockbox that has a punch code. It's the one used by most hosts for remote pickup:
[KeyGuard Key Safe Pro SL-591](https://amzn.to/44B87rx)
This is a great shop vac for cleaning between rentals:
[Vacmaster 4 Gallon, 5 Peak HP with 2-Stage Industrial Motor Wet/Dry Floor Vacuum](https://amzn.to/3WM3yGM)
These are good for cleaning up the car after a rental:
[AmazonBasics Microfiber Cleaning Cloth - 36 Pack](https://amzn.to/3i0kdYA)
I like these phone mount. I put one in each car and most renters really appreciate a phone mount:
[Alcatel Verso Cellet Premium Air Vent Smartphone Car Mount](https://amzn.to/3Q5enBY)
I love these universal charging cables. They fit most phones and guests love them!
[ONLYTANG Multi Charging Cable, (2Pack 5FT) Multi USB Charger Cable](https://amzn.to/3i1YeAy)
No smoking signs:
These go on the window and are self-adhesive Vinyl and Laminated. I recommend these as a gentle reminder for folks to not light up in my cars.
[iSYFIX No Smoking Sign Sticker for Vehicles & Cars – 6 Pack 3x1.5 inch.](https://amzn.to/33j7Xa5)
[CUCKOO Powerclone Cordless Vacuum Cleaner](https://amzn.to/4fFdvQ7) is a great quality cordless vacuum.
CUCKOO Powerclone Cordless Vacuum Cleaner. High-Suction Cordless Stick Vacuum Cleaner. | r/turo | post | r/turo | 2019-06-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhYldMaHZxUU5WemVMSjFWODBBb1dxZGFyUWRHMGNBQjF0TVh0cnE0X2tFOEVIME5wVnBQM20xZmpISTRHUU80SVFtTl8wYm84Z09YR0pCb3BfZkJkOVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIdVNxNzZPblBZZlpiMm5paEJUbGFXWXVuWW1FVnAyVERXQlRoclpFRUJ4NVliQTMzQXRTSHcyRHVBUlp0Q3Y4Z2M0VEVLNEhMVzZlR1Z0M0dacVB3VUx2NVpPb01hbkVrUjNDV1JmaWxnZnZCXzJzYUlKT3U4b1QxS1dnN0Y4d1E4Z2daYndndy1IRmcyMkpVNjN3R1htRXZqZHBoTWFqQnVhdXRhUC03ZGFEWG4xUXBlU0RaX095Y3NZOWd0UFlz |
I work for a critical access hospital in the middle of nowhere. According to our new trauma coordinator, the last person literally did nothing for the program and this week we are up for recertification. This coordinator had been scrambling since March or something, and thinks our best bet is to hope for an extension. What happens when this level 4 is lost? | r/trauma | post | r/trauma | 2019-06-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhckkwdEdBdlplN2h6dmZSQnNPX2VaNU9nTGJwNWdKTUZ3MWpJR2hMNWtzR2oweEtGOVhzdDdzeDdTWnBSZmZSWTQ3Y2xueVNYM1c3OTdtbVYxTVBxLUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNITERaR2t1dGFKUkdXck1Wa0F2SVpWR0g5TVNsVDVVd21hZFdiVFBqX3hHNnV0TFd0T1lyVDJtRzVlVFlCNHJMb1ZTRExPaUdKREl2RVRaZTdCTmRJZ0xlMG52UnpqdUVtbXFVemJvcEVFclNnb0t4dzh3ZV91bDFhRjBDTi15aloxdWV1R0VCWWZjb0RYd2taTlh2Snh2ZVNQVmRZNUN5WXFhd0h2aG84MzZINnVKUFB1WkpFTHlWN2JyMFAxQ2JD |
Anyone know the name of this youtuber. I used to watch him a lot, he was very low key with like below 10000 subs when I watched him. He had a science oriented channel icon. He played minecraft and had a series based around a mod that had improved mechanism components including an auto quarry digger. I believe, but am not 100% sure that he had 123 in his name | r/obscureknowledge | post | r/Obscureknowledge | 2019-06-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhOVFyZlpkaHZ1TTBieE8zcmVtX1BwOU8xUUdWYmpYVG9BaERZVENLOGFfQlhKWU1vZ3lwdFlieXhwZHZfMWZYLWpvVDhtTDM5aUEwdzZ1UjFtUnYxc1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNINXYyZEg3R3Vxck9NekxkWU1FWkJlOWJsb0ZlTy1jNUpFa0pYdmNRS3VDdFM1WmVZVzl3ek9ZOUIwVWgybkhiaVBiQU4zNkRQUG5EY2VDZHRQVVBTSzdjdUlKTkR6Z3lDd000UjB3bUJnbXJsS3FqQnJHMlF6bXJMOUotcTdvOHM2RmJVdnc1TWtXSjJlbThoQVMxNDhkWTBwWC1pb3dFNjdfZXJzVzQ2UWNBPQ== |
Hey guys, quick question, what is a pun free zone. I did not understand what it is? | r/puninternalaffairs | post | r/Puninternalaffairs | 2019-06-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhVE5FQ3N2ZV9KY1FsOXhwY21hdkl4UEVPYUdKTTU5TGpmYWxvZkRvanVXMDBVbUtkaFpjajdpNmprNFVYazV0SWpFa2QzVFVUclFUSHQ2V1Q5ZTZwV0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIZGZFNkZ6TThfSTQtNWoxYkxGVkRZUmlLSFdPeUFsYlU0VjRNeU9iYWd5OS1JeVh1bjBfYWJEeVlKbG1HRk9yNktVYndLQ3RtTG93TDM1U2pKTmtpcWpaalpXR1VYejFFQlpLMTNtM2ZQQm5pSzg5cUc3YmRJb3E4d25pUVYtR3BhbmVnMEh4TlhpMzRXQ1BqTGVuVjdIWkw2Z1Q5dnBWTTNKemZabUF0Yk1jPQ== |
In over a hundred systems and a thousand worlds, the Coalition reigns. Under a thousand different skies, and in millions of cities, the Eternal Flag flies. It’s an empire larger than any in galactic history, and it’s a superpower that may never come again. A civilization built on the greatest magitech ever seen, powered by great globes of mana and flickering energy cores. A civilization made up of a thousand sentient species.
The crew of the *Growing Flame* and their support ships are here to make it a thousand and one. It’s a small little planet with a primitive, backwards species. Sol Three.
“No sign of civilization,” the Oracle hums from her post. “The fleet’s ready to descend.”
“Hold on,” the Navigator says, tapping at her moving painting. The colors swirl and reform again and again, the magically-imbued pigments responding to her touch. “Didn’t we see cities on the initial sweep? Population’s suspiciously high for a no-magic civ, too.”
“The scans are never wrong,” says the Oracle. “The attenuator picked up zero signs of residual magical energy.”
“Let the fleet descend,” says the Executor. “The Fifth Expeditionary fleet will be here in three cycles, and I’ll be damned if I let them take this planet before we do. I’m one away from promotion.”
Despite the Navigator’s protests, the Pilots nod, and they tap at a multitude of buttons and dials. The tightly-sealed copper and glass ship descends into the planet’s atmosphere, magitech engines spewing mana as they descend.
“Careful with the output,” the Oracle says. “Planet’s a total mana dead zone. No ambient magic. We won’t be able to use the reclaimers for fuel, so we’ll have to run on stored energy.”
Alongside the *Flame*, a dozen ships descend into the atmosphere of Sol Three. Each is a glittering specimen of the Coalition’s finest - magitech cannons, engines that can pull three g’s of acceleration with a top speed of hundreds of units per hour, warp engines for inter-system jumps. Each one’s bristling with armor and weaponry, ready to blast any fledgling species into submission.
Despite his professionalism, the Executor can’t help but grin. A fierce sort of fury runs through his blood every time a new upstart species is battered into submission - it’s addictive. He settles his gaze on one of their sister ships, the *Steady Cadence*.
He has a good view as a glowing streak shoots through the air, and an AIM-120 AMRAAM beyond-visual-range air-to-air missile blows that wannabe steampunk ship right out of the sky. The engines explode, and stored mana evaporates a quarter of the craft as it breaches containment. The *Steady Cadence* goes into freefall, trailing blue aetheric smoke. It impacts the planet’s surface with a crash.
The Executor is too shocked to even react for a few precious seconds. Another ship goes down in a gout of flame.
“STATUS REPORT!” He bellows, his voice cracking as he does. “WHAT THE HELLS JUST HAPPENED?!”
“Projectile weapon of some kind,” the Oracle screams, the Painting at her post swirling so rapidly it’s become a whirlpool of color and light. “Nothing on the sensor sweeps.”
The pilots have taken it upon themselves to engage evasive maneuvers without being ordered, and it’s only because of this that the crew of the *Growing Flame* survives the next few seconds. A glowing streak blows past the ship and detonates, rocking the craft - but it doesn’t hit the engines, and the *Flame* stays afloat.
Around them, the remaining ten ships do the same. The magic engines whirr as they’re pushed to their limits - the ships dance up, down, and spin in literal physics-defying maneuvers. A few ships are hit, but many of the glowing streaks detonate without crippling a craft.
“EVADE,” The Executor shouts, far too late. He runs a hand over his fur, smoothing it down in an attempt to regain his composure. “Open fire!”
“On what, sir?” The Conflict head asks.
“Find whatever’s firing those smoke streams, and destroy it! In fact-” He growls. “Blow away anything that’s moving and isn’t flying a friendly flag. We’re going to burn this world.”
The Conflict head nods, and a runner’s sent to relay orders to the weapons crews manning the cannons in the bowels of the ship.
An AIM-120 AMRAAM BVRAAM missile is a masterful piece of engineering. It’s designed with a seven inch diameter, uses active transmit-receive radar guidance, and is a total fire-and-forget missile.
But it’s still constrained by the laws of physics. The reality-warping engines of the Fourth Coalition Expeditionary fleet are not.
This fact keeps the fleet in the air. For now.
“LOAD CANNONS!” The runner shouts, and in the bowels of the *Flame* and her sister ships, a dozen high-yield magitech cannons are loaded with glowing mana-shot.
A Sol craft comes into view - some kind of angular, shimmering beast. It’s definitely not copper. It sweeps past the ship, too fast to be tracked with the naked eye.
“Targeting online,” the Conflict-sub-head shouts from her post. “Fire at will.”
The remains of the Coalition fleet spit over a hundred glowing blue cannonballs at the rapidly disappearing Sol craft. Each one is capable of leveling a small building with a direct hit.
None of them have a direct hit, though.
A shockwave sweeps across the sky with an earsplitting boom as the Sol craft’s engines flare orange-white-red, rather than the pale blue of a magical engine, and the ship disappears as surely as if it had teleported. The sound doesn’t even hit the Coalition fleet until the craft’s already long gone.
The next pass doesn’t come. The craft never comes back within visual range. Instead, a barrage of missiles and gunfire from outside visual range pick off ship after ship.
“No… no engine lock,” the Oracle says, her face pale. It’s dawned on the crew that they’re going to die here.
“We need to get a message to the Fifth Expeditionary Fleet,” the Executor says, his voice low. He understands his duty, even if his rivalry is strong. “We need to warn them. Take us out of atmosphere.”
“And the other ships, sir?”
“We need- we need a way to get away. They can buy us time. These Sol pilots might take the distraction.”
The Oracle nods, and closes her eyes as she telepathically transmits the command to the other ships. They, too, know their duties.
The *Growing Flame* gets away.
A dozen Coalition ships burn on the surface of Sol Three.
===
---
On the surface, two men sit in a room that doesn’t technically exist, discussing an event that technically never happened.
“Do we know where they came from? The Russians? The Chinese?”
“No idea, sir. The technology seems… primitive.”
“They dodged Sparrow missiles, Jack.”
“Yes, but - there’s something weird about that. We’ve looked at their engines. They shouldn’t have functioned at all.”
“You’re telling me they came in with broken engines?”
“No, sir - I mean they shouldn’t have worked at all. The designs wouldn’t physically lift a ship off the ground.”
The two men stand in silence for a few moments.
“Sir?”
“Yes, Jack?”
“You’re glowing.”
One of the men raises his hand, and turns it over. He snaps his fingers.
And a tiny bolt of lightning arcs between them.
---
===
In a darkened facility, the recovered wreckages of a dozen Coalition ships sit, bleeding tanks of magic into the air of a world that previously had none.
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Hello everybody. I don’t know what the fuck to say about this, BUT, something must be said. The founder of this subreddit has peacefully resigned. You may not know, but he had some, lets say, *disturbing* posts about doing something vile. I will not get into detail, as i simply don’t want anything to do with this situation. It might be on r/redditsmuseumoffilth
I do not care if he was trolling. If he wasn’t he deserves the electric chair, if he was, I don’t want him moderating the subreddit. Do not PM me about this, he still has a Reddit account. Ask him.
Thank you all, this subs sorta dead but it has a number of subscribers, I just wanted to clarify that this is unacceptable. And if you ever think of this you belong in psychiatric care
Stop asking [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/byov4a/found_in_rmorbidquestions/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ios_share_flow_optimization&utm_term=enabled) | r/iagreewithmyhusband | post | r/iagreewithmyhusband | 2019-06-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhRmIzek51NTZKVHhCOWtTRzFjdjVLT3VFMFN3aTdMT3NGcVJqaXVwS2VZSW1EdXJoelRNUUlybWRGUTFJYTMyQ3FNTmhITEJJRzYydVdnZDE0S3BSYlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIRUR0dmdSbU5aRUYwZnVEamw4dmlRNVBVMmw1cGVRU2tVSnFlUEtlTUFEVXkwNnMxNUUtRXVCSWpiN01vMkJWUmlTVnRycUgzUTR1Y1hQcm1JYU9zSXpiU3NXa2Q1R2tMUHR1Z1BEWTNTdWVmSU1hY2JDY3pFcTdRYmxSY1FXNTlUYTR6LWpVd1FZYzZVQTJnMnZqVEZQMGUyNGt2WTFiZ05fUzRxTjBjSjdRPQ== |
I am not going to argue for or against legalizing abortion in the US (Personally, I am undecided); I am just going to say that most people who do the former and use the argument of "My body, my choice" don't actually believe in that argument. Leave matters of whether or not that argument is valid or applicable in the case of abortion out of this thread. Also, I don't think that hypocrisy is only present in pro-choice people; pro-lifers also have their share of bullshit, but that is a subject for another thread.
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Firstly, the argument of "My body, my choice" is basically a summary of the following: One cannot be forced to donate one's organs without one's consent, for whatever reason or none at all. Therefore, people have the human right to bodily autonomy -the right to be able to do whatever they want with their own bodies. Forcing a woman to give up her body to support a growing fetus would be a violation of this right. Therefore, abortion should be legal, because to outlaw it would violate a human right.
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According to poll data, around 48% of Americans identify themselves as "Pro-Choice". Source: [https://news.gallup.com/poll/1576/abortion.aspx](https://news.gallup.com/poll/1576/abortion.aspx) (Second chart). This is going to be relevant later on.
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On a collective level, some states in the US have laws mandating that people who ride bicycles wear helmets. Among these states are California and New York, which are also pretty lenient in regards to abortion. Now, I do not know how many people actually support such laws, so I will not make any assumptions in that regard. If it is my body, my choice, however, then why shouldn't people be allowed to endanger themselves by not wearing helmets? Not wearing a bicycle helmet only endangers the person that chose not to wear said helmet.
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Now, if these people truly believed that humans have the right to bodily autonomy, one would think that they would also support making recreational drug use legal. After all, outlawing recreational drug use would prevent people from putting whatever they please inside their bodies and thus violate that right. However, poll data reveals that only 6% of Americans support making ibogaine legal for recreational use, and only 7% are in favor of legalizing meth and heroin. Doing some quick math (1-(6/48)) shows that 87.5% of Pro-choice people do not believe that people should be allowed to put ibogaine inside their bodies. If it's "My body, my choice", as people say, then why shouldn't people be allowed to make the choice of putting ibogaine or heroin inside their bodies? Source: [https://www.vox.com/2016/3/15/11224500/marijuana-legalization-war-on-drugs-poll](https://www.vox.com/2016/3/15/11224500/marijuana-legalization-war-on-drugs-poll) (The Bottom-most chart. You can mouse over the bars to see the percentage breakdown).
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But that's not all. The above calculation assumes that literally everyone who is in favor of legalizing ibogaine for recreational use is also pro-choice. That assumption is false, although I am basing my reasoning on that assumption because I could not find what percentage of Americans are pro-life and also want to make all drugs legal. Besides, it gives the highest possible number for pro-choice people that also favor total drug legalization.
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But that's not all. Even among the 12.5% of Pro-Choice people, how many do you think would support legalizing things like pure Fentanyl (An opioid with an extremely low lethal dose; much lower than heroin. Wikipedia says that 2 milligrams is lethal for the average human. If that figure is to be believed, then Fentanyl is more toxic than cyanide)? How many of these would support legalizing Krokodil, if it ever came to the US? (For those who don't know, Krokodil is a Russian drug which, among other things, causes flesh to die and rot while the user is still alive, brain damage, and multiple organ failure.) Even among those who would support legalizing Krokodil, how many would support legalizing a drug which, if manufactured and purified improperly, is tainted with a neurotoxin which will specifically leave the user completely paralyzed for life but fully conscious and aware of the shit that he/she is in for? (The drug is MPPP, the neurotoxin is MPTP). Sure, these substances have horrible effects, but anyone who truly believes in "My body, my choice" must also believe in making such self-harm legal. After all, bodily autonomy is a human right.
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TL;DR: At most, only 12.5% of Pro-Choice people actually believe in My Body, My Choice.
TMBR! | r/tmbr | post | r/TMBR | 2019-06-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhZnlTUkdmd2REN0wtZWE3YmExSUxqa0QyRXdPN1RrSVlWWkkwRjVkazNCYm5UWUVzUmpSZEtjR204NWZBU1RKQi1ndi0xU2RGV0N4SjFMYXRFdDNTU2dyZ052aWJCUzhVc1VJZmVBaF91U2M9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIV3owcDJkQms0VDM2emtJTnRVR3JLZWhJV0R5ZFRqSlVjY3E3U1NhQV9DeFIzaWJ1WWloV1hESXFqWFJycGZHcWo5NlNpRm9pWEpEcVFMaGU5MWNiSTVrWVJVMXN6YXVfdXJXbHo0RTZoY3JwRUZYaDJ2bS1aNVFtRkVoTmcxUWZLU1N0N1RUM216N2pYWmE2dURaU3RZUGJQR0MwenZWemRlWDZxbFY0bDhHTVpyaWVIdVNJcHFjSVR4VnNOdWJJ |
This message was sent by my new carrier, he’s a baboon. | r/thirdworldproblems | post | r/thirdworldproblems | 2019-06-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhQkpXMkV5ckdSOURBM3VfY3VqdEI0cGtPVGIxX2VXR0tKOFBsckVoOXNZbndvMU1lMW5kX1BMeUMzaGlZZkY5NjJsQXhZZUROTUwxLWlrdUlCa0xpT1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIdTlpcFRJQV9MdkVmcy1PYXZubzVMaUZHeFZGc0RRZThIRE5BTFBhN3psYXd6bUd2WFcyNzNPeUdza0c2Mmw0ek1ycURka1VCV29FR0lSSFQwNVlFZ2s0UXljVmpQeWxzREJ4eVl1MGNLaWhuUmpuenZvXzg4S2lvYXEzWUlfdEVXUzNDdENmeTdINmNGbnVOTzlycWtCMkVwcENkaE1ZSC1IQ2JScnUtTkJJODg5WEcyTS1BNHFwcDJUT0dBcUZUUDlPbXAxS3pQZTJzYi1wRlpXRFZudz09 |
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[https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/byumqo/wp\_aliens\_have\_stumbled\_upon\_earth\_on\_accident/eqmlmdu/](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/byumqo/wp_aliens_have_stumbled_upon_earth_on_accident/eqmlmdu/) | r/bestofwritingprompts | post | r/bestofWritingPrompts | 2019-06-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhYU5SSEdMcWpwaThHRjZic2pRU3NmVG5SNUoyM0NfMjc0dkpzYzNhTWZCcEVib0NaNjZuR0tTYWdSZ0V3Mm1lLVZ3M2V3c016dmx2WXloMERoSkpIekE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIbU4yV2k3dzRpV0Zjd1hJWXUxVUQwcXdYb29lQkc5eFNEdmtmV2lZLTVKQkRnMHZacHJGR3llV2N1MFFTaTdQcmJJVUh0Tm9ISlNKMVNtX2xHR3JKYTNoemxGdXZidU9JQUctUENHUUVZckY5WERhSF9Sb3FiME1CeV85NnFWalN5UjdWbW8tODRFRjhyWV9wVDZ4UkZ4WVZYNExfd3FfR0dLY1U2b2ZJMnVGd1piUkR5bkdkcG5sUFIzZnFGRnE0QUZJREZQUmlHSkUweWZTcFhUQVdsUT09 |
Mike is more than a little smug. He seems to be in denial about a lot of things, and everyone loves pointing it out.
His co-workers/(now former) roommates asked him to stop walking around the house shirtless. While protesting this, his reasoning was that since he's just as muscular and fit as them, he should get to show it off. Their response was "When was the last time you even THOUGHT about going to a gym, let alone actually step inside one?" Context: Mike is 250lbs and eats nothing but junk food. He still considers himself to be extremely muscular despite not having gone to a gym in two years.
Mike loves shitting on one of his now former roommates for not being able to grow facial hair due to his Native American heritage. Mike loves bragging to him about his full moustache and goatee. Peach fuzz doesn't begin to describe how awful and wispy his facial hair looks, but claims it's just as full as his other roommate's. His other roommate can practically grow a full Freddie Mercury pornstache within a week.
(There's a reason he's a former roommate, but he would pull this shit at work too since they're all co-workers).
Mike loves to brag about how he has the best car of everyone at the company. Is it the Model 3? The 2010 Miata? The 2016 Ram 5.7L Hemi? The Honda Clarity? The 70's Lotus? The RX-8? One of the many WRX's? Nope it's a… Honda Fit… bUt It HaS a MaNuAL tRaNsMiSsIoN! Apparently that and the fact that it's a Honda make it better than literally every other car driven by people at the company, and they can all eat his dust.
Best all is the fact it has never had a recall of ANY kind!
If anyone follows the news closely, you may be a bit suspicious about the lack of recalls, and you would be right… like everyone who pointed this out to him.
When he casually brought it up in a conversation, everyone in the room perked up because recalls are bound to happen, and asked if his car was affected by the airbag recall. He said no, he wasn't affected by the TOYOTA(!!!!) airbag recall.
I asked if he was referring to the Takata airbags scandal, and he stated that, no, he was talking about the Toyota airbag scandal. He owned a HONDA, they would NEVER make an airbag that was dangerous because ThEy'Re bEtTeR tHaN ToYOtA. He didn't HAVE to get an airbag recall because Honda doesn't use the Toyota airbags.
The other people in the room looked at him and asked if he even read about the issue. He apparently thought that Takata was actually Toyota, and therefore only Toyota cars were affected. When everyone told him that it affected basically every car made in Japan, and even the US and Europe, including his Honda Fit, he went into denial immediately about how Honda knows better than to use faulty airbags.
Well, one of his former roommates (gleefully) pulled up the list of affected vehicles, and guess what? The Honda Fit is on the list. Cue lots of whining about how it has to be wrong, that Honda is awesome at build quality and safety, and that he probably wouldn't be affected. His roommate basics told him to eat shit and to take his car in. It apparently took him over a month because he was so in denial.
I'd say he was humbled by the experience, but frankly he doesn't have any concept of humility, so seeing him knocked down a peg and have to eat his own words was nice.
TL;DR - Extremely smug Mike claims that his Honda Fit has never had a recall, had to eat his own words when it turns out it was affected by the Takata ~~dashboard shotgun~~ airbag recall. | r/talesofmike | post | r/talesofmike | 2019-06-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhb3RFWmVzTkZ2eGpLaDR4SzNBSjk0OG9rdlJXNllKVWZMUjloN3lyN3lQNGpuUW11RllqWVJmaFdnYjRzaFYtRzA2YVJ6aWVtV21fandFckVXUklWcnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIMnpqNHVwMllrU3ZNWWZFNm1QOFJwLXBHV3RzQ185MkVyb3NXbnh2MG1zXzNXZE8wSnVKWDFFMjA3WUVhVDRpbURMQVgxQjhTclQtdXFPUTF4QkdNdUdCWHFqdnFROWQ4VTFGaWlUd2lSWWVsM0ZhNTZNa0kzY2R6Tk9jeHZXN0l6NHpHaDdFdDVQRXhfZXhOX3V5UHNjN1MwTnRIUnRKT1RMTTBSUldRcnBSODNod2RLWS1mcnBGTE1sUllfOUtt |
Hot | r/rachelweisz | comment | r/RachelWeisz | 2019-06-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhSmNfTUpGamJsMGNzZ0tUNm5FME5JTmVUQVE0ZGhNbGlVTWVGR1pkR0Zqdjg5ZmRaX05YeUxSSC1vYWN1WktKT3BPVGVvZmlyQU04YmxyZlFXWDNHRVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIMlU4aUFTaVZNYTVLSzRYRWtFVXN4NTRjbEx4cU5UcHIwYVZYeWZXVFBWNHduN09aM3I0M09xdnM0UjNLV0tuVFNFQTdoa3dLbEZxSmR5dzFlMVo5T2NvNU03OTlQN1NMaGlsZTJhbHhIdGxWck0ta3RhQUNhODhHUExpbmhFQzNybjBqV2JMb2hPenFtbEhGZk81UEFycHRTTHVscDdzOW9iUXA0QUJWeFpVPQ== |
I am a Nurse in one of the well known hospital in the U.S and I already worked there for about 4 years. I really love my job because I have the opportunity to help the other people. | r/askmeaboutmyjob | post | r/askmeaboutmyjob | 2019-06-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFheXNaRVVTVkphNGt5WDVhcWozcnR3akFSYmFQMGg2SFBxMVJnU2RpWURMUk43Wld3RW5VZlJQa2JRcjZPZUZFUkwyRWhUeVB3YWd3dDA0NXhTTnUzZ2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNILVE2VS1aSDdsZzV1TDdPR0M4cEluYXBNQThZY3dJczlxMklZUUhBZ2QzV3hNS2ZyZmhheUk5eE5OcGJVcl9laVNwVGpaQ2ZnaHNXdFY5NElaeE5nb0x0cXJOTHE3Z3A0Qnk4UUVmaUFwUWthUlVQcXlMYTU5M1pQUmpPdDJsTU9NUllQSjBKWng4UzUxM3JENlBHNXh1TUtUWWtvQjFJZS14WFFuaWdwUXhZRzN6VnpvUUlLNE1yanREdWJCRHVY |
Whenever people asked me how long I think a movie franchise is going to last, I jokingly replied "Until it stops making money". However, I wanted to put that belief of mine to the test and see if that is actually the case. I looked at some franchises and saw how much money each film made vs how much was spent on making it, and I think that the result confirms my belief. Now, I found that most franchises were aborted not when the budget exceeded the profits from the box office, but rather when the profits from the box office were less than 4-5 times the budget. There are only 2 exceptions that I am aware of: Game of Thrones and movies based off of books. Also, I am talking about an original franchise; reboots by different groups of people do not count as originals.
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So, here is the evidence in support of my claim:
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Marvel Cinematic Universe: Mini-franchises about specific characters (eg. Thor, Captain America, and Iron Man) follow this rule somewhat well. Characters whose first film did not follow that rule only got 1 film entirely to them (ie. Doctor Strange. The budget for that film was between 165 and 237 million, and the film made 678 million. There is only one film devoted ENTIRELY to Dr. Strange. Infinity War and Endgame featured other characters). Guardians of the Galaxy 1 and 2 fit this trend rather well, and there's a third part planned for 2020. Although, I will admit, the MCU does have some exceptions.
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Saw Franchise: Perfectly follows this rule. The amount of money that a Saw film made at the box office was never less than 4-5 times the budget spent on it, and Wikipedia says that there is a sequel planned for 2020.
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The Matrix franchise: Perfectly follows the trend. The franchise ended with The Matrix: Revolutions, which made around 3.9 times the amount of money at the box office as was spent on it. Other movies in the franchise had a higher box office sales to budget ratio.
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Final Destination: Every film in the franchise made at least 4 times the amount of money at the box office as was spent on making it. The fifth film barely missed the mark, and the franchise ended right there.
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I will consider my belief busted if it can be shown that more than 50% of movie franchises do not follow the trend which I have described, or if there is a better way to predict a franchise's continuity.
TL;DR: If a movie in a franchise has a box office sales to budget ratio higher than 4 or 5, expect a sequel.
TMBR! | r/tmbr | post | r/TMBR | 2019-06-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhbjRpUWc5XzE4WFhGVDRHSHRwV1pRaFREdHFIT004VGxQclNMMkE3a3hrOEQxY2stVDJQRm5mWDQ4R21FbmhYSlkxQU5tOWwzZWRhdGxKbWNJaXNwajlBbmU0V2RwX2d2MUVvSDR3ZFRzbnM9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIX3lMLXhkRmcwLXlnanNTZk1yV2xBQ1loeHpjTFh3Ykh2dUI1cUZBT01Mb2pmUmMwUndxQ2RVX1FKV0g4bEtxd1VFOFg5YzBCaURxNURIN3ZoNFJ2S0I0WDFEd0RBTk5hdmVYN1lBcHRwQUpOMVAwNmpvdEltdGo1NDg3d19lMDVGaDh6aV9qbHNwVFY2WDM3TlRBTUthaWR2c3BDanNHNmp6UmJHWTN1M29OYlE1WW9zaWdKMUZKdXZkQjJRc1hW |
*Solved*
I’m trying to get the name of a Christmas candy which I had a few times as a child. I was born in the late 80s so I imagine that the time frame which I remember this candy from was between 90-95.
They were hard candies. They were always red, and I think they usually came on a stick (either a sucker or lollipops. The red was a deep color similar to that of a Petri dish, or cranberry sauce.
Key detail: they usually depicted some figure I.e. Santa Claus, Christmas tree, perhaps a reindeer. The details of this image were raised, and the raised portion was coated in white (probably powdered sugar)
Would greatly appreciate any attempts to help me clear this up. | r/obscureknowledge | post | r/Obscureknowledge | 2019-06-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhSEhfRGVIT0ZUNktrZ3dkRmRJdFdmNlV2QWNvV05wVVNVV0I4MjdaNm9oODA4UjdvR180dDRVd3pRbmNURU9zUENaRWctbnBwLWJzNTM0RGRJSzAxcFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIWjJNNlZ6RkozdnV2WDBGM1hWQVpYTXY2SmJNbU1icVBLRjI3UnZqbDJEZF9LT2Y0NnBvdzBlX2I2cmMzb0ZwVy1SVnY4WkdYcnRIT3ZNSEdnc2sydnBuam5iM1pxU0dPNUpkNndvZVZQNFRxaVlGREpDdEhpVVhSbWp2bXJVQW84UXEyU19HeGoxOFVjX2JJd2JxQ184Q1lRTUFMc3R2RTFTT014LWE4OC1IdHc1cTlmakxpajdoUC1KOTBueUFucHowaTJkZGJ3WXFCakZFcXB1SExrZz09 |
Two Tales of Mike for you:
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The first was in like January or February. A couple times a year, we hold a planning meeting to go over current and upcoming work-it's about as boring as it sounds. Our senior scientist (let's call her Alice) is going around the room, and eventually gets to me to figure out my workload for the next six-plus months. No big surprises, we get through it quickly, and she asks me "anything else?".
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At this point, Mike interjects, mentioning that ~~I'd been pressured into doing some work for him~~ agreed to do a piece of work he was coordinating. Alice asks him if he knew when we'd actually be getting a work request, and he says "no". She keeps probing-Mike has no idea when the request is coming in, when they want it done by, how much time/effort it will take, or even what the piece of equipment I'll be evaluating looks like! Alice is obviously annoyed now, since "unknown amount of work for unknown equipment with unknown start and end dates" is about as meaningless as it gets. She rolls her eyes, and goes to the next person in this room. But that doesn't stop Mike. Despite making a complete idiot of himself, he then starts talking over Alice and whining about how she was wrong to not put me down for the Undefined Mystery Project of Wonder. Seriously, just grow the fuck up and stop harassing people because you didn't do your fucking homework.
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The second happened back in March of this year-the government has to approve most of what we do, and sometimes they'll send down reviewers to go over our current projects (not an audit, more of a "remind us why we don't need to keep you on a shorter leash" visit). Since I was the lead on a project Mike and I both supported, I get tapped to give a presentation on it including Mike's sections. As a courtesy, I send the slides within our group to make sure nobody has any objections.
The other people on the project have slight tweaks for the slides on their work, but Mike takes serious objection and updates his slides to look like the bastard child of /r/iamverysmart and someone who flunked ESL.
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I update everyone's slides to incorporate the comments and so that it sounds like one person wrote it. Again, I'm presenting this whole thing, including summaries of the others' work, and Mike knows this. Alice has even chewed him out before for how out of place his writing looks compared to everyone else's in our joint submittals.
Anyways, I send out the 2nd round of slides, and promptly get a passive-aggressive email from Mike asking if I'd "lost" his revisions and insisting I use his wording in case he got asked about them (even though he was not the one presenting). I (politely) tell Mike his slides were literally incomprehensible and would stand out like a fucking tumor compared to the rest of the presentation.
His response? "Oh. I did not read the rest of the slides in the presentation". Because whining and threats go over SO much better when you literally have no clue what you're talking about /s.
TL,DR: Mike's feels > reals. | r/talesofmike | post | r/talesofmike | 2019-06-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhUklhLUp5MGpyZC1pZXpPUThKc2tPLU5GN1U4Sk1YRXhvUmxyZXMzQkZHdnctbDRjc0xqNzJYaWQya0dvOHZjdlNDQ1htQnFwc285YkszWWlicVBhQkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIb0IyTXJ6WmluSjJfeFlkSDhTQ3JjaEhWLVVCUnJoRDhHZEN6bnNfLWF3OTdXd3JlQzVyWXpITnVyU0xrRlBxMEtQQlQzRGRTdTlIUld3NmhuOVVtOEkxU0YyZjlWX3lxcno4UWFTZXJaeXo5TlZRRFdBZ3BobnZ1eERqMW5Xa3plMnQyT2g4X1hBb1FCdFpsMEVDenRGMy1OWXNudnNLQzNqcHlTVkRNMEp6aGJjVkpZcHQwYTF1Vk15emN0Skk5MXhqeVAtWFloQlFGZHV1R2Vqa1d1Zz09 |
She has the skin of a meth user cuz they pick at their face. Could be acne, but who knows. | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-06-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhQk1ETk5hV3hSLV9DVWtaZGdpdjNvUDFlQlpwbWpHbUNvS1JyQXN6N0RreHVrWnFoVDhFUEl3OXVJd0NBbnpyVzVHX0QwSmdlNmNKTldEVlRpVFBMMEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIcFhBRUJKUjVTQm1Ta1VWNXpMeXpKbE13QTkxWk9kSVFSV2VZRENVSmdJU3dibk9RbmpZZzRMZkg5bHVuNGM0VXZ6eENqVDlKYlotWUQxWVZwcU5RejNldHQzVUtlbThvSTREeUZDbHpMN1BObHBRTC1PWFdkczVhVFp3YXhfWERwcXU0bWQ3RjdXYzYyU1ltYkRQV0ZrQXE4cDRJbUNkNTIxaS16SXJ2UWN3PQ== |
Hot as hell. Supreme goddess | r/rachelweisz | comment | r/RachelWeisz | 2019-06-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhVU9YNHNyRDlkcGtoR2JYdU9wZEdja1RiVlNsZHZlaGtKYW5hVjJaTC1PNkpJSzNoaWN0WDI4a1MyamxLY2ExcnV3Q2RVcWpPZjZIeTN3ME1adFZlbkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIZHNBMl9OY2duczREWUs3bzJleEF2RG9KUkhjSkhGMUQteEs2dU9ESDhDbHIzcm9kY00xRHZXOVBJT0hFRWtkdHg5c0FqUTJLSGVfNFc1dndJOW12TjhBUXBuSUpwek12WXR4MGRXRVZmT0ZCeDlheXdLNjNnT1Uxek1Zb09TZzd4cktiZ1Mxd3BuaG82QTVvUTlRbnlnZ1BxTzJtYldfSUhyNk45MndYVTJFPQ== |
When Blackwater Mike started at the company, he had already been in his apartment for a while, and was already locked into a rent control agreement for a decent apartment. This saved him a bunch of money and he absolutely loves it (despite bitching about how people think they're entitled to rent control for new apartments).
One of his direct co-workers was looking for a new place to live, and since the two of them got along well, Mike asked his new friend (I'll call him Kevin) to just move in with him.
Mike and Kevin got along for a while, but Kevin started getting suspicious about Mike's penchant for buying new shit while claiming that rent was so expensive. They agreed to split rent 50/50, and Kevin didn't think twice about the cost of the apartment given the location. Kevin did notice, that despite making the same amount of money at work, Mike had a lot more disposable income.
Kevin decided to talk to the landlord one day slot the rent, and asked what it actually was. The landlord stated outright that it was $1500 LOWER than what Blackwater Mike claimed it was. Turns out, Kevin was paying 90% of the rent and utilities. Upon being confronted, Blackwater Mike started laughing and said, "you're the idiot who agreed to pay that amount! It's not my fault I wanted to save money on rent!"
The two of them were once inseparable, but now Kevin wants nothing to do with Mike. They barely acknowledge each other, and Kevin moved out within a month of funding out about the rent.
TL;DR - Blackwater Mike tricks his co-worker/friend into paying 90% of their rent. Doesn't see a problem with this. | r/talesofmike | post | r/talesofmike | 2019-06-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhMEdOb01JMnM1YnU1M2UyWUoxUHhCWkFURURlbnl3OXBNODRreW9rcjVPbTB1YzZfTmNaMnV3UDdqUHpXOFFRd0VRRWtYUVNCZlYxbXozbnZwUlktdkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNITDA5OE41UHJhQzJuRlNkN2ltR0hZWG84bVVvbmJQNDlWeGY5ZTd4MmZqd0JqbjRLZG9wdGJKbGNSWkZadEJycWthT1JMTThDUGQzZ1VwTnNKa0R3V2l6RDBwei00eF9td1lDTVlYbGtxQXNNVGM2b2t0ZzBFRk1hQjl1aHR4UjVGQ1VWNGZNWHNpUzBBYTVLU0dHU1NrT1B1Zm5ZSVJLRDBqYllGenk2bVBnLS1MdUpkY1RPZE04aldoWlV6b3JQ |
Haha s/he just accepts his fate | r/thisismydeathnow | comment | r/thisismydeathnow | 2019-06-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhVWRsNy1BRzZiR3cwSG55MVhLZ2s5QktuMkE3dFBuaW1zNGF4TmpPczRtMzExcFJONFBHQlF2LTVlNUxxU3h1S3l5VkxEMUswNVFUX1VsRUxNZnFXeEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIM1BkaVpsdEZ6MzV2QVNwVHVjdjI3dlZNenpyZ3psRFVQRWRkUVdtcVJqNzIyMXQyRFdiQm9ITmFkMm1nc09NeU51eHg3aS1iX3JrV3dSQUktUUdVN1NjWGVjM3IyUGpKZVdsc1BQVk05WGJfNE9EcjZSdUVvNllQUTNHZGlhU2RtY2xQUUJaVExGUkx1MWdpZWlhX3ZxZkQ0LUNJaExVYnc2UkI3aUc4SWpfQllBcHUwcG9FNkFCMDA4WHRBMFZC |
Hi there! Thank you for the comment. We actually created our own Forum, called the Uppsala Security Forum, and we moved all the conversations there, instead of Reddit. If you are interested to hear more about the project and have conversations with our team and wider community, please join us: [https://forum.sentinelprotocol.io/](https://forum.sentinelprotocol.io/)
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Thanks and hope to see you soon there,
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Hi [Dasengineer87](https://www.reddit.com/user/Dasengineer87/)! Thank you for the comment. The Telegram channel that you mentioned is not our official channel. We do not have a Telegram Chat, we only have an official Telegram Announcement Channel: [https://t.me/newofficialsentinelprotocol](https://t.me/newofficialsentinelprotocol)
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We actually also created our own Forum, called the Uppsala Security Forum, and we moved all the conversations there. If you are interested to hear more about the project and want have conversations with our team and wider community, please join us: [https://forum.sentinelprotocol.io/](https://forum.sentinelprotocol.io/)
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Now that r/punpatrol is effectively capitulated, having left the roleplay... What do we do now? | r/puninternalaffairs | post | r/Puninternalaffairs | 2019-06-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhUlFlZk9vQUpSMVNadTdqeG5YczJ2QWNxN0JqaGpCUmExY2pmTlRndXJkN3dWSlRkRHMtaWFpU21LU1R6VDVhRl9zZVBidjN6c1NPdnROandWdmpuZnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNINTZaSjlIS0c0N3UwejhLTGtSZkMwRkpBUVpKdDNEcXNNVkY5MlFXaWRxMkt3bEZBY1hVdUVyY1BlVXB0bVZ4aTI4TUpvWkx2YXpKaE9hUjRDMFFCTThSUDRUaVJJbUtMM2RNc1lBVVdRNTRMdkE2cFZTaDVtQllZVDhIU05OLUJaYVVIa3dKbXgyZ29VVUlmdzlpeTlnPT0= |
You know, it's just my local grocery chain going out of their way to make *every* positive dietary change a person can make look like a flighty trendy fad. Sigh.
https://youtu.be/EUcwp8Ktkxo | r/ketorage | post | r/ketorage | 2019-06-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhekZEcl9wQS1MQmZONGltTUNWdTI2VlNBLXdqSEdPMm45YjVXdG5PdEdQRkQ2YU1BR2NxTjdtMU9ZWFIzUG1ZRTA4TVU0dlpxWXRCanpPX2hyZ3hJMWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIOFhiVHoyVjQxOFo5VjVRR1NpcnFnQUtFYnRtQTY5YWNqU2FNNkJ2SlVSYUFEV2dDazUybUU2TEhCdnM1bHZtNG1DQlFMaENzYmUyZ1AwZTJ1MzZObEJQeXMtNmtrZVZQdXQtWHhhQnRVUnB6d19rYlF3TXg5Rlg2MXpCSHVYMFhZYjlsUTF6WlkxajlqZE80cjlFTEV3M0x6OVZiS0tOYnRzd0JPRTJGT2w5a0IzTDQwSXc0V0VkMmcwbFpVejlv |
Not interested anymore. I dumped your tokens. If you have telegram channel and can't control anything there just delete it. You are putting your community in danger by not moderating it. Setting up the spam bot takes literally few minutes of your time but you didn't even care. So bye bye! | r/sentinel_protocol | comment | r/Sentinel_Protocol | 2019-06-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhQUVkVlFEdFFXMlhGdG1tcUdVazB0Qmdvc2Rjb2FpRm1KY2h2aG82VndTN0VGY2ZFQTRYN3d5b1FzTTA1cGJKcDVEcVJHa2tIOVRjeHJoc1k2VWRBUEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNINVFXbU04XzZLdGxiLVJxT1M4eWp0OWxuQmpNVWtxZHhCaTJYVnh6eEhlM1VSRFRDVlpoWXMyY2hEdUJZYm5iRjhXdEVEZlZZUUExSm05MTAzdENkaXhIekpDYU9Ra0l6OTRXSkdzR2Y1MXRuQXVORmVPQTE1VE1PRXVHZzJKWnBCQ0NTa0RwNzU1MFZqLU9aQXF6QXByTEdSMWZjeEpYbGcyQTBHWDFCVDVoMnh6SmRvMkNlRjEtc0tIbmRnR0k2elNoOVlDOTd0Wk9aUW1aSzdlUlpOSUhoOHIzMC1uWjFuQWdLRjVYa3RTbz0= |
This is a scam. Do not install their extension. Do not give them any personal information. Do not deposit any funds. | r/asch_platform | comment | r/Asch_Platform | 2019-06-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhTGFreGFxYTFQQU85RDF6Ui1rZkRpVjNxMnhIT212NzQwR1FlRjZZeWUyTm50ekcwaGlYZnEtU3dpWDNmb1Y1SGJLV3pVdG5pb3NseTFlWlcwUWlGS3p6TkFEcEJNdC1EcEhkWENTS2hkX1k9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIMTZMOEZnZ1hUbzZ2UVFEOFhxdC1XSVpGaDd3WDBqZGdXMUxmZWhnS083a1JIeS1sV0FnQU9LSmQ3SVlQa0JaRmdWOGZFMW5sMzdXRDREU1drUDRBY2xTZU1LckpmbTJzN1FlOHVBN3d5TE14T2E5RWc1bElQWTM5a2Z5T2FHUmFiQXNkR3dfNUhNdXlONXdTcmxFTjE2VkptUDBPOHh4cktCcTBYN0EyME1ORXBkbTcwU21ldGIwYUhTUGlfanEwVldYOEVzLWMwOGNJWERXRDMwMTRoUjhCZFpLaW1haFJzS1lPU09pUUhlWT0= |
*I have loved using the random tables here, and have been making a few of my own. These three sets of tables are to quickly come up with a few details for the obligatory "filler episodes" that TV series have trained us to expect periodically. A lot of these will be more successful if used with other tables found on this subreddit, specifically those linked below:*
# Shopping Trip
**d6 Location: You find yourself in a(n)...**
1. [Vibrant street market...](https://www.reddit.com/comments/4daxw7)
2. Quaint [artisan](https://www.reddit.com/comments/43xb2a) shop...
3. Austere auction house...
4. Feisty flea market...
5. All-in-one emporium...
6. [Specialty store](https://www.reddit.com/comments/4psde0)...
**d6 ...where the goods are mostly...**
1. Overpriced bric-a-brac.
2. Counterfeit!
3. Damaged and discounted.
4. The highest quality.
5. Functional and fairly-priced.
6. Exotically sourced.
**d6 After carefully perusing their wares, you discover a hidden treasure:**
1. A collectible figurine of an adorable owlbear wearing a sweater. These are surprisingly valuable in certain circles.
2. A journal of a famous hero, describing firsthand the deadliest battle of the last major war. A court historian would be very interested to read this.
3. On the reverse side of a mediocre portrait is a never-before-seen masterpiece by a renowned elven painter no has heard from in years.
4. A key linked to a portal to another plane.
5. A hidden message in Thieves’ Cant hastily carved into the surface of a table…
6. A disguised magic item (d8): 1. A polished wood armband (which functions as a *Ring of Water Walking*); 2. A small jar of sour-smelling salve (which functions as a *Potion of Frost Giant Strength*); 3. A silver whistle (which functions as a *Censer of Commanding Air Elementals*); 4. A black velvet jerkin (which functions as a *Breastplate of Necrotic Resistance*); 5. A porcelain teapot (which functions as an *Iron Flask*, which may or may not be occupied); 6. A hammered bronze plait ring (which functions as a *Belt of Dwarvenkind*); 7. A comical feather quill (which functions as a *Veteran’s Cane*); 8. A copper ear cuff (which functions as a *Helm of Comprehend Languages*).
# Spa Day
**d6 Location: The spa is built on/in a(n)...**
1. Natural Hot Springs.
2. Sprawling Villa.
3. Isolated Chalet.
4. Bustling Commerce Center.
5. [Temple](https://www.reddit.com/comments/3xpb4r) for a lesser deity of (d4): 1. Life; 2. Beauty; 3. Nature; 4. Light.
6. Public Bathhouse.
**d6 Treatment: This spa specializes in...**
1. Acupuncture.
2. Beauty Makeovers.
3. Manicure/Pedicures.
4. Deep Tissue Massages.
5. Mineral Mud Bath.
6. Sauna.
**d6 The staff are…**
1. Friendly locals...
2. [Fey...](https://www.reddit.com/comments/3vlzrw)
3. [Clerics...](https://www.reddit.com/comments/3whlp0)
4. Warforged...
5. [Awakened trees and shrubs...](https://www.reddit.com/comments/3vjsea)
6. Reformed monsters (d6): 1. Genies & Elementals; 2. [Orcs](https://www.reddit.com/comments/4brthj); 3. [Goblins](https://www.reddit.com/comments/4fhp6q); 4. Animated objects; 5. Minotaurs; 6. Centaurs….
**d6 ...who are mostly…**
1. Silent and staid servants.
2. Chatty, egocentric gossips.
3. Trained professionals.
4. Compassionate spiritual guides.
5. Knowledgeable, helpful [healers](https://www.reddit.com/comments/4nlcyd).
6. Healthy, brawny athletes.
**d6 You are served complimentary:**
1. Seeds, nuts, and dried fruits.
2. Chilled water with mint.
3. Bitter, dark cacao.
4. Mint tea.
5. Fresh, local fruit.
6. A blend of vegetable and fruit juices.
**d6 Afterward, you are rejuvenated:**
1. You gain 1d6 temporary hit points until your next long rest.
2. You gain a +1 bonus to Constitution saving throws until you next long rest.
3. You are resistant to poison damage until your next long rest.
4. You have advantage on Constitution saving throws against becoming exhausted until your next long rest.
5. You recover all expended hit dice.
6. You gain a +1 bonus to Strength ability checks and attack rolls until your next long rest.
# Beach Outting
**d6 Location: You find a place to sun yourself at a...**
1. Private beach.
2. Municipal beach.
3. Tourist resort.
4. Members-only club.
5. Isolated lagoon.
6. Waterfront villa.
**d6 The water is...**
1. Perfect!
2. Choppy.
3. Frigid.
4. A tangle of seaweed and algae.
5. Murky.
6. Crystalline.
**d6 Everyone is...**
1. Gone! You have the beach to yourself.
2. On top of each other. So crowded!
3. Shopping at the pop-up artisan stalls.
4. At the beach cafe, drinking chilled beverages.
5. Under thatch-roofed cabanas, trying to stay cool.
6. Dancing to the vibrant music a group of musicians is playing.
**d6 During the day, you discover:**
1. You are badly sunburned! You take 1 point of radiant damage.
2. You've been robbed! One of your personal items has been stolen.
3. You have heat stroke. You gain 1 point of exhaustion.
4. A trinket in the sand (d6): 1. A small silver key, probably to a locket or diary; 2. A pearl earring; 3. A polished shard of blue-green sea glass; 4. A palm-sized sand dollar; 5. A seashell necklace of woven hemp cord; 6. A shark tooth.
5. A pouch of 1d10 ancient copper coins, buried in the sand.
6. Someone you know (d6): 1. An old flame; 2. A rival; 3. A relative; 4. A friend; 5. An acquaintance from your hometown; 6. An enemy.
​
*Like I said, I have more of these, but I want to post things that will be helpful. Let me know what you think?* | r/behindthetables | post | r/BehindTheTables | 2019-06-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhcHU1cmJhYWVxRm9qdE84UDZoOGtzLXRsdDZhM3RLZmhsbWg1R18tcTFuai1FSmt2OGVEeUtrUkNWal8yUG15dUxoOTQwams3em9STEdUWEJydXMyd0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIRUJ5cDFGQzJNMUJib0c1UlpWdElJamVfWGJHVHRodXJVVXc5alRFWnlxUDY4WVZfZnhDRkJ3aTBKLVZSZVF2elhVNERGd1VnbFVRXzc0UFY5SFNOYVdrRTV2LTduNUdCU045cmc5X1VRa1k3SmcxX3VMR2Vlb3NhcDlRQVZzWmowMl91N29aSC1MRHJnNmFZUW56bUFwemNtZEw3OXpCN2FqMThzTVVzUU5MRE9YQWJhQ2dhMjMxTVdtY1M3c2p1OG1zRXk2dFR2WVdiRl9KOEZ3eEN5UT09 |
How do I go about having r/Puninternalaffairs watch the watchman over at r/PunCops | r/puninternalaffairs | post | r/Puninternalaffairs | 2019-06-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhUHZSMDdyNkdPclVqR0NoRmJaazcwSEN1V0VuMUVLTzVrVWpXVVF5RkZ5NVh4VzRmdXU3N2pSSFlTQXB6Vld3anNIX052M1VCdm1zVVVoLWdwVF96MWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIaWFhajVjRGZqbGNRNG5tX1ZvNC11U0dwc0pVQmF1RXYtSkVXNDk0SHVyX0NnMWRFbXotekNKTHY2SmdXYmFDZHpITjlvVGQzZGoxb0o1aDVGZHd0Rkp4eUF6OS1ldUR2RFFmZ0tybW1nenJpQ0w3Skc5T0NYS3RubWlwWTdRUDJ4VVkxbGhULXpxLWRpRWs5TjM4UEZXQ2RWUklHU3JuYXFlMzlTWGNoajV2emZIdm1UQXd1bXhpQ2hTSkpLMGxK |
Submit Music for consideration for the next edition of the /r/musicproduction playlist [HERE](https://www.toneden.io/musicproduction/post/r-musicproduction-monthly-playlist-submission) | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-06-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhckhOYi1FRVZYR21ZLUk4NjF6THVHVVk0LVBJOFAtaTRxUlZHYW1GajhHSUhNQ1gwN0xHRTdzcjBuVU85Xy1fOHBPNGhqQzFUZC1wb1EtelpCbGFzbGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIODF2RDdJUVd4aG8tS2xJZEJkQ0lQUzlJMUczd1loejVtRUExMDRWdFBWdlNzLUJYUWhubnJaOHRFU1d5WlF5akNYZXZURjlCLXVLU1IzN281UVdsR2E3Z0pDQXJhZXgta3VqVFM0QWFGUGdrTEwyc21vNmljeEYyTlJLZUtBdkFjUXBhekdOcld4TWIwc1Ztak5aeGdpTDNoWDZvenBvcjEzN1N2QlkzY1RtLTFwaVVOeXYwMEU4MWZFaWpMRW5HeWczUTNrQTRVRnd2TkVfUnpSWVFwUT09 |
A bit of a disclaimer: I really admire medical staff for all of the hard work they do and it deeply saddens me to think that they are so overworked and so underpayed. This is however a story of a few people who totally let me down. Also, I am writing this on mobile since due to my spinal damage I cannot write on a keyboard. English is my second language so I might get some words wrong. This is kind of a long and complicated story but I'll try to keep it as short as possible.
So in May 2017 (I was 24 at the time) I suddenly started getting very sick. I was throwing up constantly and couldn't keep anything down. A couple of weeks in I started throwing up blood. I obviously got scared and decided to go to the ER.
My parents never took me to the doctor and I had an irrational fear of going to the doctor/hospital. I had never been to the ER before and the receptionist even asked if I grew up elsewhere (nope, I've lived in the same area my whole life) because they had no records of me except my birth.
I was surprised that they sent me home without any medical treatment, but I accepted it. The vomiting didn't stop and a couple of weeks or so later (this time of my life is a bit hazy because of how sick I was so I'm not sure exactly how long passed between hospital visits) I went to the ER again and again didn't receive any help. I was however told that if I came in a third time for the same problem I would be admitted.
Third time: nope. Sent home again. The vomiting didn't stop. Over the next few months I went to my GP twice who would tell me to go to the ER with a letter from him (but upon going there simply got sent home again), I went to the psych ward ER (they have their own ER) as instructed by some of the ER doctors to get screened for eating disorders (went twice, was screened both times by two different pshychiatrists who told me I did NOT have an ED) and went to the ER four or five times - and STILL got sent home every time. Sometimes I would get fluids and salts in an IV, sometimes they'd run a couple of tests but I always got the feeling that I was nothing but an annoyance to the doctors.
During this time I lost about 30kg, was constantly dehydrated and in a state of ketosis, I fainted and one time collapsed and couldn't get up again (my bf literally had to drag me back to bed).
The worst part though were the neurological symptoms. It started with episodes of dizzyness which I thought were due to me not being able to eat. Then I randomly started falling a lot and got bruises all over my legs. Eventually I completely stopped being able to walk. And then my hands stopped working properly.
I will always remember one of the ER trips where the doctor only came to speak to me to discharge me and when I asked to borrow a wheelchair just to get to the car the guy LAUGHED at me and said "you don't need a wheelchair but if you want one they are over there", he pointed in the general direction of the chairs and then quickly walked away before my boyfriend and I could say anything.
Well, at the end of november that year I finally got admitted! I was visited by a neurologist for the first time, who upon seeing the self harm scars on my arm pointed them out to his colleague as if it was proof that this was all in my head (I haven't self harmed in many years and those scars were old and white).
I was then visited by a pshychologist who told me I was to be moved to the psych ward. I was just so relieved to be in the hospital (and not dying at home after 6 months of almost no eating) that I didn't argue at all.
However, the psych ward was being quarantined due to a norovirus outbreak so I couldn't go there just yet. They needed a place to keep me until they could send me there and out of pure luck I ended up in the neurology ward. They had an empty bed and the ward was located across the hall from the ward I'd been in before. This was no secret, several hospital staff told me how lucky I was after I got my diagnosis.
This is when my saviour came into the picture. The main neurologist on the ward (the one who was leading the rounds - don't know what that position is called) examined me and decided to have me get an MRI on the spine. Not only that but he also recognised the increadibly rare condition that I had from the images: subaccute combined degeneration of the spinal cord. Ever heard of it? Most people haven't, even most of the doctors I've spoken to haven't. This disease is so rare that there isn't really any research on it. Why?
BECAUSE IT IS 100% PREVENTABLE.
It is caused by B12 deficiency. Six months of no food, several trips to the ER and nobody thought of checking if I had nutritional deficiencies. I had several other deficiencies as well. I had to spend 23 weeks in the hospital. I was there for christmas, new years, easter and my 25th birthday.
Now I have to live with the consequences. I use a wheelchair now, I have hypersensitivity in my feet so I can't even cover my feet with a blanket without severe pain, I get random nerve pain in my legs, my hands only have a fraction of the ability I used to have and I am now hearing impaired because the nerves from my ears to the brain were damaged as well.
Anything that reminds me of this time of my life (fx the smell of hand sanitiser and the taste of gatorade) sends me right back and gives me mad anxiety.
I still don't know why the vomiting started and why it didn't stop. I never got a diagnosis for that. But it's possible that I have a genetic defect that fucks up pretty much your whole body (my dad has severe digestive issues too, and we both have more symptoms of this defect) which I am working on getting tested for.
It feels good to get this off my chest. I had to cut a lot of stuff out though so that this wouldn't turn into a whole book. I might do another post on more instances where I was treated poorly at the ER during this time if you are interested.
Thanks for reading and feel free to ask me any questions below. | r/talesfrommedicine | post | r/talesfrommedicine | 2019-06-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFheHk5Q1ZxQ0JGRy0wY2lyOHBJal9HZTRBVTR4dlJPeFJaTjVGUTZNT3plb2JzYWNzUHhJcU9aSEM3TTQzRVdaQlU0d2ZpaU80VlBHNGJrS2dUanB6enc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIbzJkckRObFRqd2gxcXM4SlRieGZxXzlGOUNVa1NIOUxFYldid0tKQjlOc0RsVmlOUGdlZlFUSmZKcXZjOExEZWpvSV9sVUZBbGdhNlBNNXA2LUhjZ2VwUmVlRUNaVUZVNTZlQldYb29BV0pxbW9sZXVsYXhSSmVSRldvYURxSEFJelRjeXNuVkl0OXZJZktpNXlvaDNHSXNxXzVHcnVwbnJ1bEdUS2o2NTlkOW1KWTlKQ3F1anNSOEd1Ujg3ckdTSVhSWGVZcGtVcVhCRm9PTlZTeHJWZz09 |
Want to start a blog just because.
For videos which camera would you recommend? I already have a Canon 7D but it seems too bulky. GoPro seems like an option
Also while recording in airports and on flights how do the people film themselves? e.g. sam chui or josh cahill who review airlines on youtube
Also do you need to ask permission before you can film people in flight? hostesses, attendants etc. | r/travelblogging | post | r/travelblogging | 2019-06-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhV0JBcHZmNGdBY2l5R3pPR3E5M1d0cTVabVk0elVscmpMX1JoZkp3TXRUZl9ZX3MtV29WQ0VITlZSXzM5empDTUpGWF9MN2liRWQxM2R2ZU1vWnZneUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNINUlRMU1BLTlwbkxOM29ObE5WNnQyeV9TMnNoY3gzM3d0QzVxUE94M1puc1JCaHN4MVd2aVRxT2kyUmdteHVrRWhNalc3OVV3UjJuUkxoNGw0UkNVcU5LMi1KSzdDOVhtaFRhUjdUdkxqd0NaQmVTZlN0Z3VWMGJZaXVjTmdiaC13NE5OSDRyTkFUclVrSm9qSGJlX3dLY0VuTU9BejQ4ekVjLUlkT2VSLWNyaF9SdW8yVHh6clAyM2ZRNEZZLVVSdXFBVzduQm4xcTZhTjRIdmlyYUtQdz09 |
I need verification of safe zones. Seems many people here have made up Safe Zones and the rules are not posted in most groups. No one can cite their sources. I've found the treaty and r/PunPatrol rules, that 's all (Which are different from what people here claim to be). r/PunInternalAffairs has no rules listed that I've been able to find. | r/puninternalaffairs | post | r/Puninternalaffairs | 2019-06-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhY1dBeVlBbDV2QzdsNC1aRUszMnZmRUQ1UFZ3RjM1TDFYeWtYWlNyMlAyVTBmdHkxcUJac0FCSEpYdzZIdldNWmgxOXJMV3NOekdzbU9kNlNtcWI5b0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIWDlsREJRUXVnSkxDQmZNaVRCbnNDRlZaUmpFSEhvQVVOa2dDVG54MUlkX1Z3VV9IM2hiekE5dFZGcU1Zd0RxZUxXYmxJTDFyUFVfNi1neG1vSkx2ZFhuN042XzFoV254YmxiQ0dtNlFSZjg5NU8tc0JtdV9rYVVRQWc1b1JPMnFSVllXaF91QlVmVnJ6eWQtMGtpcjZ1OVdpekd1TU0zb2VaT0wtenVpUkpvPQ== |
I think you mean the other way around | r/dank_memes_archive | comment | r/dank_memes_archive | 2019-06-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhUkhkMDRzVzk2Yzd2QWJjNkVoeUE1T1NUWUROd25haWw1TkR0UXgyUXl2cDRTUTkxcGN3YTBNN2p4clIxLUI4ZW1nRFFLZWx5RWJVSzBOLUlyR0s2enc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIYXpaQ21SMnpLQ0VjN1dLU1g5WndEbXVubVFXR2tlbEZreXM4ZEt4TE5PVmU0SUZrWXZia2U4eUc2S0Z5bXhkUDNjZnJLQ1BiMHdCVnltS19KVE5wMDFveVNFMnV2UmdJSmhROGZmQndDWlFnYkpiU3ViY212SmRlMFFaMlNYTldVX2NnTjJpNFc1bWlWNWh3YjBCb2RFS28tT0ZIdHFHdWN0Qm54MDVRYjV4djZRM3BTb2ROd1ZHcWEzblZ3Ukk1 |
LEGO | r/dank_memes_archive | comment | r/dank_memes_archive | 2019-06-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhMC14Skt5Y0xXM0ZXc3hrUkdnNXFJenYxcXFSb00xRzZSUGlKM1N4OS1keEdPcVVHOEpyQXUtcU5YQ2hCcmRxNHkwNzRzbzNpN0x1UTVhdHBUbHNRakE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIb2phQ3hsazM4MlozODFKTEtCU3BxUUxTcFN6VVdrOTFVQUpNd1NQZU5LZnY3MHZTNVItTk50cVhpZTVIYjlWaTdaZkdHTDVVcHJpVmtidDJQX0J5WGd4RlVrM2NmdTZBQmxJZlFLVV9yb3VhQll2aHNXaGxfYmNhNS01X0JDUm5ibmhNblp4ZzVfT002VVd5N0NUdXBfTTQ4b0NqXzBpRzNnUFdxR01DRVJUMjNfbXhfbVUwUGxpVjNOZGJ4V0Zk |
*Here's another one I've been working on. Whether your setting is high magic or low magic, a notorious or noteworthy cabal of mages is a great faction to drop in, and these tables are designed to give some detail for description and roleplay, hopefully. Again, I've linked to other tables on this subreddit that I think would be helpful. Let me know if these are helpful to you, or how I can improve them!*
# Identity
**d12 School: This cabal of spellcasters specialize in...**
1. Abjuration.
2. [Divination.](https://www.reddit.com/comments/44r23c)
3. Transmutation.
4. [Necromancy.](https://www.reddit.com/comments/3w1g84)
5. Enchantment.
6. Illusion.
7. Conjuration.
8. Evocation.
9. War magic.
10. [Alchemy.](https://www.reddit.com/comments/3sl4sr)
11. Artificing.
12. A combination of (roll 1d4+1 results).
**d6 Alignment: The spellcasters of this faction tend to be…**
1. **Neutral.** Magic transcends systems and certainties, found in the created world but never of it.
2. **Lawful.** Magic is Order, essential and absolute, regardless of any individual's opinion of it.
3. **Chaotic.** Magic is always new and unique in its manifestations; it cannot be expected to predictably serve all situations or people.
4. **Good.** Morality is deep magic, written into the fabric of the cosmos: good must be upheld for the flourishing of all things.
5. **Evil.** Only the self and its impulses can be known; magic exists to serve the self regardless of external constraints.
6. **Unaligned.** Magic is unknowable. The clear path is usually revealed only one step at a time.
**d6 Ideal: They tend to believe in a philosophy of...**
1. **Balance.** Dualities abound, and the path forward usually lies between them.
2. **Adaptation.** All things change as time flows on. Flexibility and evolution are the keys to survival.
3. **Conservation.** Whatever is gained must be bought with a price. Whatever is made must be made from something. Whatever becomes must come from somewhere.
4. **Integration.** Everything belongs, even if it is uncomfortable. Everyone is welcome, even if they are difficult.
5. **Power.** Whoever is in control determines what is right and what is good.
6. **Preservation.** All magic is dangerous, and must be found, codified, and known for the safety of all and the future of magic's users.
**d6 Ambition. The mages desire to...**
1. Attain political power.
2. Collect and catalog magic items and artifacts.
3. Create magic items.
4. Advance their magical knowledge in their discipline.
5. Root out a great evil in the land.
6. Keep their work and identity a secret.
# Location
**d6 Meeting Place: The spellcasters meet in a(n)...**
1. Carefully arranged laboratory...
2. Haphazard library...
3. Spartan parlor...
4. Curated museum of artifacts...
5. Well-stocked workshop…
6. Luxurious lounge...
**d6 … located in a(n)...**
1. Urban apartment.
2. Wilderness [tower](https://www.reddit.com/comments/4y5pl2).
3. **Underground** [cavern](https://www.reddit.com/comments/3unfbm) **(d6):** 1. Abandoned [mine](https://www.reddit.com/comments/43ufyr); 2. Monster’s former lair; 3. Archaeological dig; 4. Root cellar; 5. Secret safehouse; 6. The [tomb](https://www.reddit.com/comments/427hd8) of a powerful being.
4. Coastal lighthouse.
5. Courtly manor.
6. [Trapped](https://www.reddit.com/comments/43bznq) [dungeon](https://www.reddit.com/comments/4iq4of).
**d6 You notice the homunculus in the corner has…**
1. Ears like a cat, twitching and rotating constantly.
2. Eyes like a chameleon, telescoping this way and that.
3. Claws like a raccoon, dexterous and tidy.
4. A prehensile tail, curling deftly.
5. Broad skin flaps like a flying squirrel.
6. A nose like an anteater.
**d6 The familiar on the shelf has taken the form of a(n)…**
1. **Animal (d12):** 1. Bat; 2. Cat; 3. Crab; 4. Toad; 5. Hawk; 6. Lizard; 7. Owl; 8. Snake; 9. Rat; 10. Raven; 11. Spider; 12. Weasel.
2. Pseudodragon.
3. Imp.
4. Flying Monkey (ToA).
5. Tressym (*SKT*).
6. Gazer.
# Image
**d10 Sigil. The signature mark of the cabal is...**
1. Circular...
2. Angular...
3. Jagged...
4. Spidery...
5. Polygonal...
6. Swirling...
7. Heavy-handed...
8. Intricate...
9. Minimalist...
10. Linear...
**d10 ...and means...**
1. “Power”
2. “Change”
3. “Storm”
4. “Mind”
5. “Time”
6. “World”
7. “Self”
8. “Life”
9. “Void”
10. “Star”
**d6 Focus: These casters all use...**
1. [Wands.](https://www.reddit.com/comments/41vjmj)
2. Orbs.
3. Staves.
4. Gems or Crystals.
5. [Rings.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BehindTheTables/comments/6ujpnr/rings/)
6. Component Pouches.
**d6 ...and wear...**
1. Wide-brimmed, pointed hats.
2. Tasseled hoods.
3. Heavy leather gloves.
4. High-collared cloaks.
5. Brightly colored sashes.
6. A distinctive article of jewelry (d6): 1. Amulets; 2. Brooches; 3. Earrings; 4. Armbands; 5. [Rings](https://www.reddit.com/r/BehindTheTables/comments/6ujpnr/rings/); 6. Coronets.
**d6 Reputation: In nearby settlements, the cabal is...**
1. **Vilified.** Commoners blame them for everything from brigands to bad weather.
2. **Feared.** No one dares to speak their name, but refer to the cabal merely as “them.”
3. **Tolerated.** Everyone knows who they are and what they’re doing, and no one minds too terribly much.
4. **None.** Their existence is either inconsequential, or completely secret.
5. **Trusted.** Whether deserved or not, the commoners believe the mages are capable and trustworthy.
6. **Venerated.** The commoners almost worship these spellcasters as minor deities, for the power they wield. | r/behindthetables | post | r/BehindTheTables | 2019-06-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhTUYwT2JpOWFtcDdmbUxJSlg3bmo3NUlmRjdreVZ3akZPSDRfTXAtSC1GX1NUaDJjZDVGcC1zSnNIODRJYWdmZnVzZG9sOG56eE1Jc3pJSGZpN2JjNmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNISVlMMzZoSGRKaE1hZHhmZTd0eDFQNG10M1dybHdEZGc0NUNhRE5kLTlQVHM2eFYyc1lEdUhqSHBEdWVyYzlTa01kTDZ3ZjJ2ZmtZcldUTHpWU1E1MDFXWjZ5eE9GUGZnTTR0RlhOMHZBdHpfWE1lUzJ3V0RPZFpDeUlaY1pvVVFoOUN6c1R4V1lzUWloelMwa3h3bzFSSThjR1FqY3J4NW1ZV1BSeUNKZnpRPQ== |
I have just been told it isn’t, is that true? | r/puninternalaffairs | post | r/Puninternalaffairs | 2019-06-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhcDdIX1JFWW1GNF9rZVR3eTFGVzNSb3NuX3ltb0NrTHoxS1JsYUh6cjhvUUJKTnlNMDJ2M3ZZZUg2TTJXdkpDUEY5dHg0aW5NcnM5dWFxekRETmx3REM2OVVhczlHNU92alhzWjY2WkQxVXM9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIUFFLU21iY0wwdDlBTTB6MTdHcDM1enVCSmQ2d3dwYUlhLWxkS0tUdk1raDVobnNyQ252clFRY1l1VUt6RXlJV3cybkdSRVZGdmMwTk9sWFlzZmlZa1lFd2M2aWw1V0JQVkQ3Zk04ZEFpZUNsZE9LenlTUkVzNEZsd0VkMFJLdzdZMS1OeTBWa1RVSHlvTnZMMTQ1ZWkyZk1VTWN1cjFWclk2RUhHY01XVnFpT3BveVB5Y09CWlRRUS1lNmNsU1lY |
@justsomeguy_idk | r/dank_memes_archive | comment | r/dank_memes_archive | 2019-06-14 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhZndTNEZMWnE4WXdpSXAtZXVzZzVpVlE5cTVlVThHeHdKU1dmLVJ2R0VCZUNIdnJNal9YQ001UlE2Tll3OEJZTV85dXRMZnhhNGpsUkVlNnZmMUxMS1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIMzFoWmpyVVZocWVpS3RHRzBpSXJOdElkTU94SWZtYzMxQUV4VG5nc2NIWkdzQWloX0J4TTUzRE1uQllBTVRxVi14YldUSUVjYXh5aEFmenJkZXktb1BVZDhHcjU4Yk5fek9ySkVKcWVlSVZSbHZIWVRPMlNxcWZRU3dRWmZTVEh2WEE1TGpXTHdMMUVqdFF5NHZ2bURsSlJGYnFKTkVXWi15N2VsS1BWVHpvPQ== |
So i have a bunch of cpx, i was wondering how do i get a node? Can i leave them in my neon wallet? do they need to be on the apex mobile wallet? Is it to late for me to get a node? | r/apextoken | post | r/APEXtoken | 2019-06-14 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhLXlJVTV3V3E3ZnpCUjVIUl9jRERfTmc1cG9lSnFONVVLQVFCb1pSZWh1QWxtcE1FYUktMkFkcmdpN2plT1BEaHdXOEdwU0lsRGZZb2NuTnlhTkN5MXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIUkJ4bkU3ZklabWkwR0dEdzVMVjI2OFZJamtlVWY4THJ2YllHV2h5dTRuQXlrT2Q0Q0stdWdmcEc4eV94cDRMSjlGbHJMcS00WDEyRFljckh5N0pSMTVRNnNNV1ZFT0MtNXhrSVhrUWIxMjliLWZyWTQ4QjdnTTJWSTFOTE5CaVF0QW16bWRYZVBHR2gwZlh4dGhyVlVBPT0= |
U/unipurp | r/dank_memes_archive | comment | r/dank_memes_archive | 2019-06-14 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhVEpQTzYzay1IOW5BRWxicHQwNW1kTzJ6U1NSQ3B4SjljU0I4cEVNbDlnWkw3Y0Zka0ZyQm1yZ1lqd2hXaExEOWNZYk8wbENTUUJCZjVhVG01STR3dVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIbGVNc1hlMHFmXzVZOFo5ekNyVl9pd3FNZHVzVmVON05qbUVFLWJTYnlacDFROTIxRTRXZUJNbWMyRlpIY2RiTThteFZWOU16LTlaNEVNaUFzLUY5X0lQWXFyNUJuRDJUS0dhM3BCZ2JRSkdPYkFjOFNlSlRIREZycVNsOG5yYWpYZENPRFhFTE1DdWp1cHBjZTd1OG5LQWpSMGhLdmV0eVowR3JUSk5PWENrPQ== |
it just look‘s like the lego mod.. oh Wait. | r/dank_memes_archive | comment | r/dank_memes_archive | 2019-06-14 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhSW9Kby10WnRwY3FFcW9lMjd3NkVfSkNvamNJV2hKajZYQXNKd3JObkYwcm51T0l5TGlRZlJhWVVfMEdwTFIySVhaMFBOclQybWJNYWxSeElNWDdoT3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNId1NMbVJic1dMcVByZEFKcnYwTTYyR0t1WVhqNGhLS2RaVlo3MUhyd3BZYVY0Wm90YlFqQ25RQldrVWZLSnVXTDBWSXhsVVNWMklQSjZEcWs2dlFLanl0SWxLLVdkSjQ5N3Y5VE1zd2ZBcmxFc25hZFFPSFl5SkYxLUNaLVpmYnozeGc4UEc3N21lNmZ5OHlVS3JzNC16NEhmcmVJSXJVcV9tRXN6NzhTSTdHcVZlRmREMVZzaVpIaFFqOUY3R3BG |
Starting a very preliminary plan to take a trip to Cuyahoga, and we’ll likely be staying in Macedonia in between our treks into the park. Any tips on keto-friendly restaurants, and stores in that area to get shelf-stable foods and snacks at would be greatly appreciated. TIA :) | r/ketodining | post | r/KetoDining | 2019-06-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhamUyNk1uSGNzVEtYWkpZUjUxSXhVRXhRakNrdkdnYXZzT2NVN1NhbldfUWp6MlEyTEREVmVXOUZYUUtMNVdvNm41czhQcDFFQlBkZ01wN0NhSGtnWGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIZXRVZzhsdnk3YlRwdEtGWjJveFJZWWwtcnFhTGNjZklkZXYyTnJtTHFvM1IxU09SZzMyVlFhWDZ0YUJoaWJDWVlpQ0JKd0xzY2NlRjhiWVBBZDNOLTBUN25TU3ZtQWlrZV8xQm0zU29pcU9iWUVTdmNFMnRtMTBjQkFQQjI4elVmQmFwUXZ4VDg5RExaa1ZHeElmeXR2am03OEdUQk5yZVFTNlpVMHlWZXI2eEdoczZ0Qy1oUnF1LVMzU2djd3dx |
:'v | r/thirdworldproblems | post | r/thirdworldproblems | 2019-06-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhQmdPSW5lYVE2TUszUXkzU3pWc1NGQzdWX04wa0VHQV9xZmY4eEFmWTViTlRZcXkzYnRfU0huSGZ3VTdaSnpxbWR2WlRDUFNTQ0MyZjYteFZFejVlZkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIa2haVjVuNzFwMndHeGM4OUJDQV9FTnlabWFNUG16XzI5OWEtN1MyckM2Y1JpR1k5OWxjTVJMZ2N2djBHTkF1bmJ1UjFMR3NCaURlWmlxSjJFQ3BuelJzM3c1QXVkZXd2Mlk5MGZZQlIxWUZkLVhtVElWTVJBWU1aQVFiQlg4NzUwZENyVTQwdGpzVXJJU2s1NmtYWDJjeFJMTENBRWc3SlBGbWNpYnB6cW10S2ZuSHJZcmVUVE9tV3U0RE95UHcyMUlYSWd1ZVVsbWF4QktIRHJoVWdMdz09 |
Not seeing it. | r/deliberatebaroque | comment | r/DeliberateBaroque | 2019-06-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhUnVBUWs4WHFjZzVOS0xlWVNObWh6bFlmdWJ4V2NFb3c3djNzQ3FJdzBDQXVWU2k5RnU3bzk5N2RkY093NWhibExmTGhFbmVzX1ZXOUZLeW13dVV1MlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIbnJCb3hINldjd1gycXNiNnRvdlN0Tndvck5LaFVsQjN2Z3dDWk5PVEdIcHI1aEJTZjdFNE0yYnFob3BXcEliTkF5a2lLWHNCb202NXFaUWlnYnpMSUpJcWtuNzhfODRObkN1Rm96dFl0LW4yYjhaemJJQ1hWQ2dzUVVyQUNHSWhidTJsVmJ3UUp3VWxWMUpscVNGTUc3RHpFTTdnajNNbGJGb3pZZjRRb0tHSExDMTFyWW1UeWVyWVRNTjVTTzAx |
This is just a picture of le weed man | r/deliberatebaroque | comment | r/DeliberateBaroque | 2019-06-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhQU1ab0U2ZWpiVWhXVG1ZM0taYzZLZXoyMWxQU0Q4S3BlRC1tV2U2clM3RlFxbEEzZmZfNXp3RDRSWVhhZ0FkWU5VSjBjanJweU92Nm5YRjBDUFBNdkc2NmxjREhIYV93X1Q2U0VaYy15S1k9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIRWIzbEJNWWItQlpEc3pKcUtiQzdhSVlxNFVkWVV3WUE3b0RkUUh2VGxmbUppbUdRNERrM2NsWURsRTB2NmFPUEdiNW1SS25WeHV0UmNtM0ZPTWNRVjRDaWZOWC00TlZ5Qy1RTUZiVnBDdWJNOW1LNVhhbmJ2ZXFvOXBYYm05dWhNSEdsYXlsM2ZDTG11ZWFVZWotUFFySHkzbEVmcWk2NnVGaVZZYzdzM3oyQXVtc2o4U09GeV82YXc1V0tCbWJ4 |
*I made these tables to fill a gap in this subreddit's region tables, to use with* Ghosts of Saltmarsh, *or to use with these tables:*
* [Gone Fishing](https://www.reddit.com/comments/3su3be)
* [Elemental Water Dungeon](https://www.reddit.com/comments/5wzioq)
* [Pirate Crews](https://www.reddit.com/comments/3t5sik)
* [Sea Beasts](https://www.reddit.com/comments/4nbzeq)
* [Merfolk](https://www.reddit.com/comments/5x6ij0)
* [Sailors](https://www.reddit.com/comments/497u5a)
* [Ships](https://www.reddit.com/comments/4d6a7d)
**d6 Landscape: This stretch of coastline is predominantly...**
1. Stony beach.
2. White sands.
3. Limestone bluffs.
4. Jagged sea cliffs.
5. Rocky spit.
6. Lush peninsula.
**d6 Climate. The weather is usually...**
1. [Hot and humid.](https://www.reddit.com/comments/3u4a05)
2. Warm and windy.
3. Mild and sunny.
4. Overcast and stormy.
5. Chill and rainy.
6. Arctic and icy.
**d20 Interesting Location or Sight.**
1. A sea turtle nursery.
2. A mass of flotsam polluting the shore.
3. The gull-eaten remains of a beached whale.
4. A stone and timber lighthouse.
5. Tidal caves that resemble a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ face (d4): 1. Skeletal; 2. Moaning; 3. Weeping; 4. Grinning; 5. Monstrous; 6. Noble.
6. The massive stone cliff of this highland promontory has been carved in the likeness of a cavalier with a lance, surging into the sea.
7. A harbor town built on stilts, where a river meets the sea.
8. A naval base, with sea walls reaching out into the sea.
9. A shipyard bustling with the sounds of industry.
10. Tower-like rock formations jutting up from the shallows, covered with nests.
11. A primitive totem shrine to the sea spirits.
12. A sheltered lagoon.
13. A shipwreck.
14. A massive rock shelf extending out over the sea, pocked with tidal pools.
15. A beach hut.
16. A [seaside inn](https://www.reddit.com/comments/4e70eq).
17. Flocks of seabirds are circling a sandbar a few hundred feet from the coast.
18. The cold remains of a large bonfire.
19. A sun-bleached skeleton strung up from a dead tree.
20. A passing [ship](https://www.reddit.com/comments/4d6a7d).
**d6 Flora: The plantlife is dominated by...**
1. Mangrove.
2. Delta grassland.
3. Deciduous [forest](https://www.reddit.com/comments/3sgzxb).
4. Palm trees.
5. Seagrass.
6. Evergreen forest.
**d8 Fauna: You come across...**
1. Sea lions lazing in the sun.
2. A giant sea turtle.
3. A massive condor (use Giant Eagle stats) hunting for beach carrion.
4. Penguins launching out of the surf.
5. Hulking crabs grappling for control over their territory.
6. Amphibious seacoast wyverns diving in and out of the waves.
7. Kelpies lounging on the beach.
8. A giant octopus.
**d10 Foes: You come against...**
1. Smugglers bringing ashore ill-gotten goods.
2. A small crew of pirates gathering supplies for their ship.
3. A wizened mariner sitting on a rock (in actuality a deep scion hunting for prey).
4. A band of drowned undead coming up out of the surf.
5. Sea spawn, almost camouflaged among the washed up detritus of the sea.
6. A hoard of koalinth.
7. A water weird trapped in a tidal pool.
8. Merrow raiders.
9. Sahuagin hunters.
10. Lizardfolk scavengers picking through the jetsam of a shipwreck.
**d12 Friends: You come upon...**
1. A tortle, spear fishing the reef just off the coast.
2. Halflings, pulling in full nets onto their skiff.
3. Merfolk, shepherding a herd of manatees.
4. Hill dwarves, felling trees and lashing the trunks together as a makeshift raft to transport up the coast.
5. Wood elf scouts, patrolling the border of their forest.
6. A curious triton, looking for a guide to an ordinary location on the surface world, like a tavern or market.
7. A druidess, protecting a beach of sea turtle hatchlings from predators.
8. A martial artist, communing with the wind and the water, learning a new discipline from nature.
9. A gnome family, just returning with supplies from a nearby settlement to their houseboat.
10. A firbolg, keeping an oyster and shellfish farm.
11. A human importer, overseeing her warehouse compound.
12. An awakened fish, offering you a wish in exchange for a favor.
**d6 Who keeps the lighthouse?**
1. A wizened tortle, longing for home and a mate.
2. A massive family of halflings, growing pipeleaf on the hills all around.
3. A triton warrior, exiled from her home.
4. A bronze dragon, in disguise.
5. A human sailor, who also ferries passengers across the sound to a nearby island.
6. A dwarf, who hates pirates.
**d6 What do you find in the tidal caves?**
1. A [smuggler’s den](https://www.reddit.com/comments/3t2qzc), full of trade goods.
2. An agoraphobic hermit.
3. A marid, bound to a crystal mirror.
4. A pirate captain’s hidden headquarters.
5. A brood of giant coral snakes.
6. A sacred druidic pool.
**d6 What dwells in the sheltered lagoon?**
1. A nereid.
2. A revenant, seeking revenge against the sailors who marooned him here.
3. Shambling mounds.
4. A black dragon, fouling the waters.
5. A sea hag.
6. A storm giant quintessent.
**d6 What do you find in the beach hut?**
1. An elven hermit, gaining mystical wisdom from the tides and waves.
2. The corpses of two halflings or gnomes.
3. A minotaur.
4. An iron cooking pot and a hammered steel drum left amid molding, rotten furniture.
5. Rats. Giant rats.
6. A massive half-giant skeleton, sitting on a throne carved from a ship’s figurehead, wearing layers of tattered sea clothes, a trove of golden chains and rings, and a massive, flamboyant hat. An oversized, gilded cutlass rests across his lap, and a rolled map is clutched in his left hand.
**d6 Who runs the seaside inn?**
1. A retired, scarred pirate, who invested all his coin in the enterprise.
2. A boisterous, overweight tabaxi, who will practically give away liquor for a good yarn.
3. A greedy, obsequious wererat, who is known by the regulars to try and pickpocket the patrons.
4. An opulent, charming rakshasa, who keeps a list of pirates who’ve crossed him, and will offer large rewards to any who bring them in.
5. A palm dryad, breezy and grounded, whose drinks are known to be refreshing and fruity.
6. A silver dragon, disguised as a dwarf, who enforces seemingly arbitrary rules about the conduct of his patrons, but whose drinks are always served ice cold.
**d6 What do you find among the flotsam and jetsam?**
1. A barrel of grog...
2. A crate of carpentry tools: axes, adzes, drills, hammers, and planes...
3. A boarding pike...
4. A beautifully-carved masthead of a sea serpent...
5. A large bolt of canvas sheet...
6. A pitted cutlass...
7. A small chest of ivory pieces...
8. Sealed pots of pitch...
9. A boathook...
10. A reed basket full of bruised apples...
11. A small barrel of iron nails...
12. A wooden case of tattooing tools...
13. A hempen net full of coconuts...
14. A heavy crossbow...
15. A ship’s door, carved with a demonic-looking symbol...
16. A barrel of salt cod...
17. A weighted net...
18. A sack of dry tack...
19. A large ballista bolt, which could serve as a lance...
20. Rope…
**d20 ...And…**
1. A dull dagger.
2. A tricorn hat.
3. A brass telescope.
4. The captain’s log.
5. An accordion.
6. A compass on a chain.
7. A sealed jar of squid ink.
8. A bottle of rum.
9. A tattered coat of oiled canvas.
10. A bandolier of crossbow bolts.
11. A spellbook, marked “Property of Deck Wizard Felip.”
12. A viol and bow.
13. An eyepatch.
14. A set of playing cards, designed with skeleton motifs.
15. A wooden box of sea salt.
16. A broken rapier.
17. A pair of six-sided dice.
18. A string of pearls.
19. A set of cooking utensils.
20. A silver whistle.
edit: formatting. | r/behindthetables | post | r/BehindTheTables | 2019-06-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhWF8wMG5oUFBUcWI3WkJ1LUFyUDlJdy1OZF9sV1lpOWJyZjA3RjRDVFVPQ19BdHYtSUtiUVplX3A4aVcwZUFCeVpmZkJtNGRkSDFZWE9Ea05UZDBLRVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNId2l0NXZWMXQ0YU1IVHpUNFg4cmJwd1o0Q2FXSFlYRzdIOFNodGhVbWxvVlk0ekFHNXdrc01JMU1KYnhmNGlnSDZQNS1jNDljR1piQVhCT1B3SkFPckFLUHBTak45alptemR3OUJzR1h4c2xJckZ4YlF5d3BWTFNwSEE5ZjVxdzIzMXRBS3A3VEVXYzdqU3ZtNUdmRDk0VXB6eWJSNEctalVWMVM4RE5STFpNPQ== |
Why would you give your dog chocolate, man? | r/totallynotdogs | comment | r/TotallyNotDogs | 2019-06-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhMGdWX2Znb2Z3MzNSZzdDZ01vUTVoeE91NWZyRDlOdzFrV3BqaXJuN0pDanVlbjZZaFotdVVvNzNTYnlWNTh0OE0teU5JSnpUMXF2Yk9NbS1tdnYzYlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIUGctZFdFRENua0ZnZXdvWXlna3V2dGFRaU9hZ19BOUVfYkZZRFZTMm9OdWVEamp6QmZCM1BQc2ZvRUY1UHhFZHppOHZoOHhKdGRlOHNRUDhoUEhQekJtY1ZBclRuc3lqSDhjd2ZKczduS1FqVXEwU0FfQVdnV0V6LTJwcGdYM2lvektybGs2dTZuM3MtQ1FQVV9TV1NYTDl2b1VJNXZ4NVF0NU9hbFVBT2JQVlduaTF1WGJfeG9RRnhiS2VzV25odmItclMwQUNqa1J5OXB4VXc3SmpDXzFOcm5qVVhuRHBzblRQUDVWeHlIbz0= |
OMG! Quite astonishing! Didn’t know a dog could walk up stairs 😱
So cool‼️ | r/totallynotdogs | comment | r/TotallyNotDogs | 2019-06-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhdzhjS1ppcnphYjZpRzJic1JhRlg0blNHZlZhMTlsVzNacFRWNXZscFNsTzlnUWltbVFBX0UwbU9XXzE5Rlh6RGNjMF9oT1BFVVJkNldyX2NPekJudmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIdFluV1RmZm9WSEtxS1gwblp6RkRkMGNPS3l0WEMwdlZiQWlJZjBoMDNmMVJ3ZzJRdUpwU3E3U2lfMFRVbGFpWGdwcXJnWkE3QzFuM2J1S1l5akQxTWdLSUpIYXByYnBmeVlPdlFtS3NJY0RmanVBOGdKQ2dUOXZSXzgxRm93YThhZVMxU0w1bWxWT1dhNEk2OUY3UXM0eGJ0VHpJc01qc2VfWDlITzFQUEU3UkpfbU5FOU1BR2kwR1dULUJSaDY3 |
wow, election advertising is starting early this year. Then again, JT probably needs it. | r/deliberatebaroque | comment | r/DeliberateBaroque | 2019-06-16 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhN2JMRE1HX1F6R3FNZ1Q1b09tcG5RTVE4VFJlVXEtOVhXSy1Ic0lxcDBLTzg3NWdwWVNpYVJtTkJmM1NWamUxVzY0WU9wSEl5UkFjNWlYT2hGVVh4eFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNITl8xNFE5SUJjeDN1VkFCajV2bUZ4N2pqWHdHQWdiTzh6Q013blZ1dVBhNUljRHNqY2pmMlFiZHA5MTJWUW9zREtGMVFEZnZyaTNPWnVkbHdpaUQ2MldVblFrTnoxVE81bUZBZHE5V3hJaG5GTDhVZFRwdzdYc2lHcUNuSzc2Q1A1R1UxLXRWb0RuS1Z0TFlMeC1zVHhmYW54cldQdzE3djBGVXplSEJfMV9VQm9wc2V2aWNDN0FuMndkN0RUdGhx |
It's not even a good picture. | r/deliberatebaroque | comment | r/DeliberateBaroque | 2019-06-16 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhZFZPS29jRTduUVBNek9SZ1BlSUxsTVIzQVJBTXZRNWtoXzFxTHYxMW1tbF9nbnNQd0R6MENfYUJfSEFGSWR2MXQ3SHRqRm1SSkdDeUpzWkNnaUlFYnBaRnc0dXc0a1ZiYW5yQzAyb05tVWc9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIam5SSkJ6QVJleVM2TjdfZUZEM0duTktrcjlEb1Fjem10VVNOOHctSnVFOHN0RTJhOWEyeFFjYWQ0Q1luR1dfNk0wTUIwSzdSWkppZmk4Z25CV1EydW1QMXMxTFA3b29TZTUtYldpeEZRdjRMaTRqZlVoVkdSc1MwOWxfQmtKTVlyZkNKSndYQ0FuWWhfN2hFenlqQjVCazUwSFAtZ3g1U2ZCdHdua1Y4YmlHUU5sSWhsejZqR0R6cENuNVpwczhW |
just make posts on the sub again its been months thanks | r/amazonunder5 | post | r/AmazonUnder5 | 2019-06-16 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhZ0hwVXNOdzVaTkVlalBES21vRVI4SEdDdWNTQUNSQzJlWjhzRnJ3dFU1VHNLVGFFYlRZd1VvNDQ5MGtmY2JUbVZfTDRnbFlWOWh3elp3bWs4enBCYVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIa0g4MHJQUWhVbEdMaDNrd1NLb0EzU2g4WWtyb3JvX0lITFY0Vkw5cDY1Q1JhWG42NXdlS3Y4UWtQZi1HYXdEV3N5RFZxUXh2dU53dnhyeTRvaWs4cmtKZDNHWjdHdHA4ZERpUThTa2JPUThLQzk5RGhVNHRHRzl3WWF5c2l2NWZFMGlDSHVTTW51OE5FaVI3SW9kRmhIVE1pM3FpS3U2UWxoQmJlNzd3Y2lxRURaNkl0WGtEQlppZ1kxRjJGRTl5 |
Yesterday, at the beginning of my shift, one of Mike's partners (for lack of a better name I'll just call him Kevin) explained that Mike messed up 4 canisters. Kevin was pissed because Mike has been at the company for over a year now, and we build these things weekly. He has no excuse for fucking up 4 of these in a row.
That night, another 6 cans left in out area were found to be built incorrectly, but worst of all was that we couldn't find out until 2.5 hours into our shift because they were drying in the oven. 2 other finished cans were also found built with the wrong parts. This meant Mike wasted 6 hours drying 12 cans he not only built wrong, but didn't even bother checking to see how to build them.
Mike loves to boast about how he's the best guy in our department, smarter than the engineers, and is the best at building everything, but couldn't even read the instructions for 12 cans that we get on a daily basis.
My partner "Patrick" sent Mike an email about the cans telling him to fix them and how, and "Jim" and I set them all aside with the instructions included with each individual can placed on top. An additional note was left on the daily passdown (with no names) that 6 cans were found on our shift built wrong (the 4 found previously and the later 2 were left out to be nice) and that we need to ensure we double check our work and the procedures we use.
Upon being told his mistake in the morning, he shrugged it off saying, "I don't like building those things anyways, so I usually just let you guys get them. I haven't built any in like 8 months." As for the 2 with wrong parts, "Well they were washed by 'Arthur,' so it's not my fault he sent the can over with the wrong parts." Mike changed out the parts before drying, by the way.
Tonight, Mike confronted me when I got out of my car, telling me I had no place to correct him on the manner because I'm only a temp and need to know my place; that I should have just rebuilt all 12 cans instead of making him do it because he does that for me when I make a mistake (spoiler: he doesn't); he wasted a whole 45 minutes fixing the cans, which ruined his night; I was rude not to stack the cans individually with the instructions placed on each individual can; I was rude leaving the comment about double checking our work because it reflects poorly on him and had to delete it; and that it's not his fault for not knowing how to build them because he hasn't done it in 8 months (again, we get these weekly).
He basically threatened to make sure I always stay a temp and won't get hired on full-time (jokes on him, I'm starting the process already) and that I he's "the hardest working guy here," and I should stop being an asshole and get that in my head.
I basically just nodded and said "ok," but privately wanted to strangle him.
He also confronted "Jim," telling him the same things, but promptly got told to fuck off. Jim made it clear that bragging about doing all the work while literally not making any of the smaller cans is highly hypocritical, and that not making any of the smaller cans for 8 months reflects on his laziness. Jim stated that Mike needs to learn how to actually make the cans and not push it onto us or his partner, and told him that he's lucky he didn't immediately get a quality violation. When Mike said that he fixes all of our mistakes, Jim literally said "the fuck you do! All you do is leave it and not tell us about it! We were polite enough to actually tell you because you wasted our night by making us wait to use the ovens! 45 minutes rebuilding them? We wasted over 2 hours on the oven!" Jim also stated that want he did is grounds for managerial intervention since those cans nearly left to get filled with chemicals, and the valves likely would have backfired and spilled hazardous materials everywhere.
Mike still had to audacity to tell Jim that I needed to learn my place and not ruin my temp position, and then huffed out claiming we didn't appreciate all of his work.
So yeah, we politely tell Mike to fix his mess, but we're the assholes. He can expect a quality incident report filled before tomorrow morning, which we are technically required to do in situations like this.
TL;DR - Blackwater Mike fucks up 12 chemical canisters, calls us assholes for not fixing it for him. | r/talesofmike | post | r/talesofmike | 2019-06-16 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhVmkyTl9oblNZWXhrRmdNeUI0RXZlc1V0TThHNmlOZ0RxUHdxOWh0eGNtX0M3by1lNFZFaUg3Q1FlaFdDLUR1RGIyUGpaeHVVbXFJSmxuU0F4NHlGb2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIT084RURmcHc5ZDREOGZSUWs1XzRkaVNDQW01MENsaHpnbGstTGhqdkh1MHZBbmpkQ2pDdFFKSjFfWGdvVENRek1RUHVDd243RDQ3Slp1dG5DZXB1ZkxzWXZTekZ0UnpiTF9rdzFMZkpqREpaZjJyc00xX2hsZWdOOUlzSW42dDZORm9FVER3RG1FdkpOUllwVkNoQUQ5ODFOcktXVjdXTzhGZHJFNVp6SXpZQndKejJaOHJtWWNxOXI1THBQSHZWQnhZY2RrRkI3QUNmOEhWMDVhUXhwdz09 |
Happy Father’s Day to the old man! Say hi to the wife and kids! (Don’t forget Brian) | r/kinggeorgetv | post | r/KingGeorgeTV | 2019-06-16 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhOURJa3J4Mkg1WTNlRFlxVWRLem9MOGZ4NjE4NG9aZVJ4ZjNKUHhSWXJocGxuelVoWm02VnI1blFGY1lLcmZNSlRlTkpxekVHRUZUVHBGNXNpR2YtdHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIaFlWd0R6YzFVal9UdmtheS1wSVpUbEQ5NGdaYjhOb0JLZE5sTG9QNkxZSGU2R3RNYi0wTkRhck9paFM5VEJubVp2c1g5RzVheUNNek1XdGhqRnUxZEppWjNBcHRrQXVsYXlBRC02YlFlSlRLd2Y2UldzQnZxZ0pOVEZuUV9sSElvOG10dXdTWkMzVDFzWGNidGRJN1c2NjVpT2hubFpRWFFvUGE5NGxkeXdBPQ== |
* [Box cutter and letter opener](https://smile.amazon.com/CsyncDirect-Cutter-Letter-Opener-Keychain/dp/B07DCQSPPB/)
* [Carabiner locking knife](https://smile.amazon.com/AceCamp-Mini-Carabiner-Knife-Blue/dp/B004FLX7MI/)
* [Key knife](https://smile.amazon.com/Multi-Functional-folding-pocket-peeler/dp/B07DM68SMY/)
* [Heart-shaped Key knife](https://smile.amazon.com/Defense-Keychain-Folding-Outdoors-Camping/dp/B07P431RP2/)
* [5-in-1 Multitool](https://smile.amazon.com/Nite-Ize-DoohicKey-Stainless-Carabiner/dp/B00FIX126K/)
* [6-in-1 Multitool](https://smile.amazon.com/LOVEACH-Keychain-Screwdriver-Hardware-Stainless/dp/B07SGK63CJ/)
* [Keychain or belt loop multitool](https://smile.amazon.com/Hometu-Multi-Function-Stainless-Keychain-Survival/dp/B07JCXSZF5/)
* [Screwdriver keys](https://smile.amazon.com/Screwdriver-Stainless-Keychain-Outdoor-Multifunction/dp/B074H8LFM9/)
* [Folding scissors #1](https://smile.amazon.com/Scissors-Keychain-Stainless-Portable-Emergency/dp/B07MM9D1R7/)
* [Folding scissors #2](https://smile.amazon.com/BEADNOVA-Scissors-Keychain-Stainless-Portable/dp/B07GVHRQYG/)
* [LED Flashlights 5-pack #1](https://smile.amazon.com/Buck-Light-Powerful-Keychain-Flashlight/dp/B01LXYDKWE/)
* [LED Flashlights 5-pack #2](https://smile.amazon.com/ONcemoRE-Portable-Flashlight-Camping-Keychain/dp/B075KKXFM9/)
* [Caliper](https://smile.amazon.com/lehao397-Vernier-Caliper-Keychain-Simulation/dp/B07NVG5PBT/)
* [Ballpoint pen & ruler multitool](https://smile.amazon.com/Longjet-Multifunction-Ballpoint-Screwdriver-Scale，Keychain/dp/B07FBFH93H/)
* [Measuring tape](https://smile.amazon.com/Komelon-4110CS-Keychain-Measure-Acrylic/dp/B008AGWOXW/) - Leave in car elbow compartment, retrieve when measuring stuff you need to buy in a store
Think of the tool you'd like, and it probably exists in keychain form for around $6-$20.
A flashlight comes in handy a lot more than you'd think. If you'll spend a little more, ask in /r/flashlight for recommendations on a low lumen keychain flashlight that uses a single AAA battery, so you use a rechargeable instead of a button cell battery. As little as 10 lumens comes in handy in a garage or other dark place, and the battery lasts a lot longer than a brighter flashlight. An under-$5 flashlight that uses disposable button cells costs a lot more than $5 in the long run.
I recommend a knife for Amazon boxes and plastic packaging and plastic loops that hold products together inside a box. | r/amazonunder5 | post | r/AmazonUnder5 | 2019-06-16 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhb0cyN0ZYbEdqSG5sN1BkNGc0SVhXM1BMbF9XaDlrYjlqdDhoZ2o0X2pkR1VvVkNKUXBJX2tvMzZJaE5UaFpxNVM4N0VYNXlPbUtqQmFRM2E4akhkeXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIRzNaRGFSM09tQ3E4VWNwcUxicWNKY2M4Y1JqcEtYbFYtS3VDdEgtVVZXN1FmdjVMb0FKNTVrLThKU3VpV0k0WF9YZmlqN1ljTXFBMkNOaGExeW1zVENnRnhya19BUlM1MWRKOWF6Y005WmNuS0ctWEtrSHRIcUFkUVRVS3pJckQxZTA3ano4WWZpWnMtZkZ0cjVuT1p6Z2tyZ3BtbjBzTUpuZm5ZYWoyaWJTQll1M0k0ZlNuclFlNnB0cDYwZHg3 |
Earlier today Juvias Place was trending on Twitter and looks like people were tweeting their disappointment in the brand for featuring him on their IG page, and rightly so. Now that’s no longer trending but Jeffrees hashtag suddenly is. Interesting that he would do this today? | r/muaconspiracy | post | r/muaconspiracy | 2019-06-16 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhTTBNU3dNcHBqQXRLQmRZdUxLdWd1M3QwQjhBS2R6dzlVQzQ4T184amhnRHk2WjRBd3RfNnNYamFhQkNScXVZamFKZzktU3A0M1hqLTZsOWVHVU5NcGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIalJPOVhVVmJQMEhCN3pobzM5ZzVCdlA1M0p2S2FFejNfWXJYek9iUmEwSFZyUkJ1QlhjUnhxYXlxWVZtelZ3MVBpSklXUk1qc2wzMUNCcHBEbHR2RWJvdHdPQzNubldyQkNtaUppa1FCcUdHaU9lTG1DbTI5U0Frb2tqVmpBbmVMb25rdVNNVE9BXzNCSDRSREcxU2VUSHg3QkRXVC1fUldGNk1WMnFvd0Eyb3ZVRUhWZklENnU5Vlprb2xBWjFsSWFQRld4b3A2YzJzdVp2dmhYdzNsZz09 |
Shut up poo poo | r/totallynotdogs | comment | r/TotallyNotDogs | 2019-06-16 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhVndpMXVsOXMtaHFidFFVQXNXdldqOE9JQUlORDEybW40ZjI0VlJ6OUpCSC1UUzZRcHlaeHo4UGl1ZVoweDJ1YmJYWFludXI4UnpsbkN3N3RYTUhYTFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIT09xMG5MSTUwQWhZOXNCY3RkaE83SThoVTBJdXA0U2p6Q2pXS1ZNTWM3WmxPUG43S1U2OGpnbmk3RXZZOUpVQ3FObjVwOVdRb0JzdjNQLXZWa3hIQWVwMEFTSkczWXd5M3ByN2poV3RiX3JTWU00WGQ4bE0tUnEweGN2YVd3Q0M0Z050cTZ2XzRHaU0wVnMzZzFmeHAtRWdHRW4tSURKUlhiTVB3LWxBU0VxWjhyZG9JeTN3MlRxQkFOQkpXc0lZ |
omg the eating noises at the end. Dude. Just. No. | r/minimeals | comment | r/minimeals | 2019-06-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhbG1XWXBGVDBYRFhrV3I5S0lfQjNvTXc5WDFnOVZMNzVzTWdheUNYcWJFS3lncVhkcW5icGtGNzZkaEtqWV8tZEc3OWZydF9EcGIxLURETEEwTDlrNmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIcEx3b2RiYnJHcjRYcDhlMjRycjZWaTE1QWVrU2VlUVJTbG1meDNhS3ZkcnRyVDBUMElETjZPUkROeVdqQ3lSUzJleVAzbzRvM29ZQnVnY0xKV2RwT0VmQnhVeF8wT3NKeVltNWZkeEtLVWdHcGJzcDRPQ2FvSlRsSFhST21iV29CSVZXZjZwVlk3T3Uyb1ZFVF84NC1sUC1Za3BwQ1BrZnJoQWtQMUhPaTNVVjgzdFd3cGlFR25iRmhpMEZqbVJx |
There have been a few people in the comments of the last post I made about ideas and tools that people use. I took that to heart and though it would be cool if I try to add some of those things back to the program!
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Things I've done...
\- RGF update
\- I (partially) fixed the rolling functionality.
\- Added a new menu item that collapses cells with content in them.
\- Added a menu item that clears the cells type.
\- PowerShell rolling
I've added the ability to use powershell scripts the same way someone would roll on a ".txt" file. Only I've added a bit of functionality that dynamically created a parameter window for passing data into the function. There is more on this in the following youtube video...
\- Refactor
\- for the Devs out there... I've done some work in just general readability updates, kruft removal and function consolidation.
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Things I plan on doing next...
\- Incorporate Yaml file type functionality.
\- Yaml is very good at structuring data and I think it could be useful for users and devs alike to support it.
\- GitHub repo integration for charts.
\- One thing that personally kills me is the manual effort of getting charts loaded up into the application. So having the ability to read charts from github would allow people to just get every chart from a single place.
Link to Github
[https://github.com/fitzychan/gmdashboard](https://github.com/fitzychan/gmdashboard)
Link to runnable version
[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1mfhg8XbY70HWkvhr51Gn9BZh\_runJD9G](https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1mfhg8XbY70HWkvhr51Gn9BZh_runJD9G)
Videos about the new feature.
[https://youtu.be/JjW2wKuIEAY](https://youtu.be/JjW2wKuIEAY) \- RGF
[https://youtu.be/-Dgj9pm8m7U](https://youtu.be/-Dgj9pm8m7U) \- Powershell | r/behindthetables | post | r/BehindTheTables | 2019-06-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhZUFTaHlNMzB6MkRoQjZOYkp5d1REUHdXZ1diM2ktYmxMVWFIcXRFaElBVjhNclRiVDYta1N5RW9qaWo1MktHVWFtV2x3NFdYTUlxLS1qbGNKVkhsbEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIV0drbkRIX2d2RFVwQ0dOak8tSkRleUJSQW1jTmlPemk2ZmVjZWp3Q052dVYtODBId3hzLVVrTFpOT2FiaEtkQktnUGVaUURpbkxvZmhHQm1CcDhxVDFUYTdjeGV6WVhHME1XNEVLV3cxQS1nNXFwcE5FZ1VGTVhxWi1lcUZMemhrRmFidGpVNV8tWkgyWVJvZzdDMnpDTnUxbUdxVVlKaGNORXdQWXliM093RDhjMkpJVUFZWXJkRmNZYUtqVEU3 |
A while back george said something about an AMA on a thread fir this sub. Think we’ll ever get it?
Found the post [George Ama](https://www.reddit.com/r/KingGeorgeTV/comments/9h8r2j/a_petition/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app) | r/kinggeorgetv | post | r/KingGeorgeTV | 2019-06-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhemZEY012T0FudzE4UVlHQi1pR0lTVUZvZnRyS2s4ZmhPbFI0UUJ4aTIyYWJfSXpvWnMyYmZuXzV3bklTbHIzUEVzQkd1Qmx6djN2c1ZJS1JTSGZhSHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIeXZMa3RvN1FrakgwRy0zR2ZMMlFvLTBCb29QQ1JFanJXR2dtRjhYWEhCQVFYeGJsNjh0bThnSElEMzVVT24tZzg3UXJNTlRuYlpCWnBlUFRBRGdlSXBaNjMzWmJtQmZfcEZzN3R6U3VOZDZZZm1yQ2pIVmtvUVpWNzJuMl9OZUx1NmFBdy1FWjh5Q2tJcWhoc3pDWWRRPT0= |
Bark | r/woofbarkwoof | comment | r/woofbarkwoof | 2019-06-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhUW1UV3ZLVEN3My1MUFEyQWE4Ymp0MkZmTW95YUxWcWVjelFLbS1uNlo1bzhscGo2ZUNWR1hkWHM1WHdsMXZmWmkwZFdnRl9vblNTNXUzVnp2d2xFQVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIZ2hDQnVMV1dsZzlpSkkzSkw2LW5mZ042RXVwWkpzdFRRTnJsXzF4ZGx3OHJZbklzNnNkYW5OMEpnclpjZFA1UTZ3X1FtVDRRamdmMC02OGt6QWZMSHkzR2N3SVB4N3drNWplV3BOQVJkVUdaM3RUcndCX1lCeVduNjRhOHE0Q0FPT28yUWl4QkxQV2ZIV1Y5ZHJlUFFQcTRNX3ZSdXNrMGJuRmV5S3hQWDRzPQ== |
Hey guys, I just wanted to thank you all for reading my work and supporting me. I haven't posted for the past few days, and it's because I've got some very important prelims coming up that I have to study for. I'll get back to my regular posting schedule soon, though!
I just wanted to let you all know I've just been spotlit on this week's /r/WritingPrompts spotlight, and it's because of your support, upvotes, comments, and nominations.
A special thanks to those of you who nominated me for the spotlight!
Love you all. Thanks for reading. | r/onemillionwords | post | r/OneMillionWords | 2019-06-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhVVZjdzhpT1JqUDVjLVRtakh6WTc5TDFqWVE3ckZ1QkhVVXFHZGZEMzdLSUZsUzZkbUFCeVpkVkhGQ3VqVC13UzZfVjcydjNQYlVubkk2XzI4S0pzZk8tcWlabGlUSTk1d3dwOGNENVFnZG89 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNITWYzMTRudlpicGt5VGMxejdkbDc2VWU0U09vZjZNYUdYTjhRZ1BRNFFkZGUzT3VUQXk2ak5iZWw4Qlo4M2pVaC16MGV2N2lyV3RnamVtczZkdWVEaDVNeEd2ejNrWUxzcTViNTJEcGlSa05NQkxadVphOWtldV95eGZUcUlfLV9QM0xQd2o2c1VTOHhiRGprN2VicFZVajZSay1SQ1JJM3JPVEpsanppeFU4ZlZuNDU1cnpRcjFHWVNscDEzc3B6 |
I enjoy the streamlined episodes here and was hoping that because of the clear similarity with the mythbusters shows, that somebody may be working on streamlining Adam's new show, Savage Builds.
If it's just a case of that being done elsewhere then please link me to it. Otherwise I suggest that this subreddit discusses whether it would be suitable for Savage Builds to be done here as well. I think it would fit well. | r/smyths | post | r/smyths | 2019-06-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhUWQyOE5ZT2RvSzBFcElkaUtwOGtLek5pX1h0MGxsME1KUGZSRzFTY1paQ1dGaEo5cG1TSmVoQ1Nic1YwOHc3UURHZ3BWeXljMGFvam9SMEJXemprT2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIS05IZGRmZm9ZcVZCbkZmUUc1VHlVSnlDZ0FXYUpYLUJjSzEyNEpIbG5GVFBTNW01X0ZxRHFhUDV5QUNILU1MN0tuWUszRnFodUkzYy1kUFB0cU85UC1KWjE2RFEzcUh6cFBsN05yUHlBa1RtVHk5SFlURDZCYnJ2UU1fLXpmaS1FTzZWcDFIYUcycXhaSmpQalE1eGs2V0hocGtRRmVkZ1NhbjRDczd6VTZxWkp5VzZHSU1lVTVTNzlfOTJUUDhDb3hyMVR1dWZENXd2TGtrZjNNUHZmUT09 |
Arf | r/woofbarkwoof | comment | r/woofbarkwoof | 2019-06-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhd2tQV3luWC1OaHIxRlRVcHI3NFBVS3ZWUlZpLXBwTHdsZmdlQy1rZlpQdHFoX3diQ1V4T0V4MlAxY0w5Y2FHMVRIV0NSMHVGdVdLTjJfYUFHRGc1TXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIVjVjZ3lsNVV2cHdsdmpla2thT1RIMVBkVGI3a3V3VGlOamdHa3JYeDJhUTdQbGpiRUtDRUhFMm9LZ2MtVDhsQzRWcDgyMjM1em9qUk9paWhYZGxhSTU5MFF4YS1Pa205cmpvTWZ1dHZtWmJSOS1KVF9uMlR1QUpWaG9DWnNjNlVSTlVWWDBkd0N3c19rUU1vM2VCUmM1Zm91Rk92cnQxQ09ZcVhCV3J3SjRZPQ== |
Bow wow | r/woofbarkwoof | comment | r/woofbarkwoof | 2019-06-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhU0hpOENFbDRUWldUcTRYaDJUcTNjYTN6eEk1MHhxbDhVMUNKM2xKOF81TEtSc2tqRUl4QnFRQjNKal9LOGVzRXZ2WVFXVXBZcmZTQjAyUGNPU0N0MUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIR04xNDBRZEw5aGUzTkhpU2kydlNDMjFwbmxsXzZpcjNhQ1JTVU16Vll2ay1jaFVNTERxdlRjVVl3X0tadGdRbXpFQTJZdWJma08zSkVRLXhTSk40TmQ1OG1EWmdzUXNtb0lrcFZfUk1MLXJFSV9DTHhRZk9TQVVJbGFpdHN4d0FINUZOa1ZtVUpxY0lDNTYwXzhfMUEzQVQzUlJxbVhBV1VSZWFFVlFPNW1zPQ== |
why is this on my frontpage? makes no sense | r/accidentalslap | comment | r/AccidentalSlap | 2019-06-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhT2NQalQ1VU1XdW5rQzZpWUtaNFJJc0g5a0JEdDJ5bU9GVE5NTjh2dk1lbFhRZWhTLWFRRENoaVAxeG91aWpHWmhhU3lobTBqMkNYenJFbEtyRWZ3M0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIS20xVHg0anNRVGVPNUNIMVJFMExDWnA2TG1kbkJ4MFM4WUhjTWswUVBYMDhyTWZCUWNrQmRSakZFSjNYdTdTMzRhNE1QeFVDdDhRbm1uUXBzbHYzZjIzbl9PMWQ2dWhuc2lZNlR6YjUwV01SSS1WUVdrbWw4eU53eXJqODRGbk9VamVZRC1yZnhRemNzUVFiY2VsLU5qOGs5V1dQYktBREZjaW1UM0JnZVlRdTFFTEJGdWNwbTNMY2QyWXBZUHZYVlRJSzJETUVvNEZVeVFxSExPS29OQT09 |
🦀THE SUB ISNT DEAD🦀 | r/k_gifs | comment | r/K_gifs | 2019-06-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhODlMRmgwaEVKSDZocUc3QzhnTE5ZTnVPYXpXV2lyTUlzbHJEX0FsY24tb0tsMWlyZFJwYXE1c211Z2hUUm96d0xOM0p4OS1CdWQzTUdJZE5vUWlnRnhKT0ZtbGdfdmFwS2p2M1I3UU56YWc9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIWG5vTDI2eHhrdmcySXhPUVgtV2J3RkplQ2tpcWctZHVUUEwwM3VaWFotbmhNTEI1YmtzRHBSeHUtU3huQl9VME1rY0Z5eXhrWmlzMktPVHRoZURaOFFxZGltcXE1QUR4VEFaRUdvMzFyTXVXamdUcUVHejUydFRZaGdEUV95eHNwdmY3UzhfQWV2U21YOFFnV2l2MldnPT0= |
haha definitely not dead to me! | r/k_gifs | comment | r/K_gifs | 2019-06-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhempOYTh6alk3NUxjRjFXUlVLY1lVVmMyTTROaFk1bmZVLTBaLTNES1lBMXNuenhJMlBGbmVISFFaZHlYX09lLXduYTBZVVFpaGE5c2toZ3ZlUXA1M3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNId0V2OWFpVHFpcTVidnhzVFN0MmU4aDY3bGxlTnV6TFI3NS12aDJBSExqb1h0a0hEcXdQSVFtc1dpYXg1OVZPOHlDbVMwZE8tX1RjNkFpVHBiN1RzelJwUE84RGd1LWNIRFFSdHZiRm50UUVMQk1mc1h0UzFYMlBXdGh1MFRBUW02eVlvaHpmM0xPeVV4ZFp3MDE2cHh3PT0= |
You guys are gonna need to learn how to fight a war, we need bodies in uniforms and a lot if them, squared.
So, standby for that.
Col. Grigory Ubonyeg, Pun Spetsnaz. | r/puninternalaffairs | post | r/Puninternalaffairs | 2019-06-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhdmJLSkJtcXZYR0pXdHVLTU53em93SkMtVzNqSXR2anJKV0RISEUxWjJ1VG9HUnE5NG83eEd5a19hUWNrX0xmUFMtQkdWdHFEZlBuRGpfdk14RXJjRFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNINTMzenR6QWgxdWY5UzBvM01KVy1rb2VHcU0tQ1B3ZUxmXzNTZUFOWUJGc0x6Z2c0eHdsQjl6MnZNVUhUY0V6aFczSm1ibXZsaDZoWHM5QU5wUWFiYlcxc0Y0UWVoazBLVl9hQXhQSk5PSkhEUnNnMWRvSGRrNGtBNHBWTkN5clpqTnFrMUFIWUlGNV9CZXhYVUVrcTI2WThQZ2tZWjZNTm5laGRieGhWYi12QjJqaFFsZjkyRUFBWm1kMHdvUTdNbUw0WVdVU1BOdDRqOWZqNmJNRXVEdz09 |
5 hr after your comment and it’s the second post on my “home” with zero upvotes.
Very odd. | r/accidentalslap | comment | r/AccidentalSlap | 2019-06-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhMHlEMDVZN3ktZGYycXcyOEpLRE53NWlFZlFOdjJONklSa1ZGeEtVLThLVEpvY2ZPVi1KcS1rQ1pGWFRwMnhMM2lWYmtKSTU2X0VMLXNUcV9GeUotS0E3RktIWE1nN2dOTFJLbE9vQ1lEN0k9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNINTZCdVJTRU9YR1lpZzFMbGU5YjdjUEZOTGZCZlhfXzBDdXNnSTVlaTJiWGZhVlpDV3NLT3JJWTR3SXhRbmxpM1I4VWhpX0lwdnp4bnhGekZRVnptRzZIMEthbER0dVAtTTZXWFp5Ym0tblUxU2w2NU5jTWJ2bTNEUzhjU3VSOVlObHczMjhYUGVVSnNBelU5VVdXSjZVd2hWZ011ZDdBeFNFYlpiVlUwM0MzcTBjWG51azdodUdmRGlhQ3BqY2hYeTctR1lvUTBoRDFZQlVwdm9qcFZEUT09 |
*Use these tables for inspiration or roll them up randomly. Some of the tables could be rolled more than once.*
​
**d6 Type: This instrument is a(n)…**
1. Panflute
2. Ocarina
3. Horn
4. Flute
5. Shawm
6. Bagpipes
**d6 Material: The instrument is constructed from…**
1. Rosewood.
2. Horn/Bone/Ivory.
3. Cedar.
4. Kiln-dried clay.
5. Bamboo.
6. Nickel/Silver/Brass.
**d6 Magical Music: When activated, the instrument provides an extra boost to a bard’s...**
1. Feywild and nature/maritime knowledge.
2. Enchantments.
3. Movement speed.
4. Inspirational music.
5. Psychic damage.
6. Thunder damage.
**d6 Special Property: The musical instrument...**
1. Causes those who hear it to become charmed by it.
2. Causes those who hear it to feel an uncontrollable urge to dance.
3. Fills those who hear it with a feeling of crippling despair.
4. Allows the player to grant 1d4 temporary hit points to an ally.
5. Allows the player to summon minor fey or elementals.
6. Allows the player to command children.
**d6 Activation: The instrument’s Magical Music or Special Property activates or amplifies when played…**
1. In the presence of a specific type of enemy (d6): 1. celestials; 2. elementals; 3. fey; 4. goblinoids; 5. beasts; 6. undead.
2. By a member of a specific race (d6): 1. halfling; 2. elf; 3. genasi; 4. aarakocra; 5. tabaxi; 6. tortle.
3. On a plane outside the mortal realm (d6): 1. Feywild; 2. Arborea; 3. The Plane of Air; 4. The Plane of Fire; 5. Beastlands; 6. Abyss.
4. At sea.
5. In a forest.
6. Underground.
**d6 Creator: The instrument was made by a(n)…**
1. Halfling peddler.
2. Carefree gnomish tinker.
3. Elf (d6): 1. Wood elf whittler, 2. High elf silversmith, 3. Drow artisan, 4. Sea elf arcanist, 5. Shadow elf ranger, 6. Eladrin enchanter.
4. Tricky fey.
5. A cursed sailor.
6. An impoverished genius.
**d6 Past owner: The instrument’s most famous owner was a(n)…**
1. Legendary knight.
2. Notorious pirate.
3. Eccentric noble.
4. Mad sage.
5. Reclusive outlander.
6. Melancholy satyr. | r/behindthetables | post | r/BehindTheTables | 2019-06-18 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhUmlCZTNXXzVmRjNhYWxmc2FicndQVm5zY3hjOEZBUXBTekxqcXVlWDhOdXgyRmtncmZ5X2t3SlFCcnNjUlNZQmMwWXlFLTlfeWpUb0xMVjBCdDdFQnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNISFRnRVFTOFJTOGVYcFpTenN6LTB2Q3lTT1FkVjZXdXU0ZWpFTlFjZUdjU0xTMkJiaGhwNU1Ed2Y1QzZRYldRMFEwcVcyOEtuV09oSEJncFRMWWs0MzZfS2NLamZIRmVDUWVKTlMxSWh2bl91aVAtWnEtZkdwLVhHbENvTHUyeFkyWDlmZTRYbzZYR2dFSmVVSWwySnlNY0hLMGRNU1o2S3BhNnU5REFycmh3UHhoOC1ONVNSM09oVkFfb1lfSi1G |
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**Exodus 19**
**In Which God Finally Makes a Grand Appearance**
---
By now the Israelites had spent months in the Sinai desert and still the journey continued ever onward. They crossed sand dune after sand dune, the flat landscape an unchanging mural of dust and tiny stones. Step by step, they trudged forward as their eyes glazed over from boredom. There was nothing to look at, nothing to do but zone out and keep walking. Every day, the Israelites prayed that something, *anything*, would actually happen. Even a single cactus would be a reprieve from the perpetual beige nightmare that was their life.
And then, one day they got their wish.
“A mountain?” asked Moses, peering up at the towering rocky behemoth that stood before them. “How the hell did this get here?” He looked to his left; sand stretched out as far as the eye could see. He looked to his right; not much different than his left. But sure enough, the craggy peak climbed up to the sky, blocking their path as if it had been dropped from above.
“Am I hallucinating?” said Aaron. “Is this like the opposite of an oasis, where instead of palm trees and fresh water it’s just steep inclines and getting crushed to death by rock falls?”
Moses touched the mountain. “No, it’s real. Unfortunately. There’s no way we’re going to get the carts over this thing.”
“We could just go around it,” said Miriam, pointing to a sandy path leading off to the side.
“And waste a whole week doing it?” said Moses. “This thing is huge!”
“Ah, yes. We wouldn’t want to keep the hostile foreign tribes ahead of us waiting.”
“Well, this won’t do at all,” said Moses. “I’m going to go speak to God about this. Maybe they can just blast a big tunnel in the side to let us pass.”
“Uh, about that,” said Aaron. “I think God might already be waiting for you.” He pointed towards the side of the mountain where a giant arrow had been chiseled in stone a few feet off the ground, along with a message:
**This Way to God**
In smaller letters, a second message read:
**Don’t forget your climbing gear ;)**
“Do you ever think that God is just purposefully fucking with us?” asked Moses.
“Fucking with us? Of course not,” said Miriam. “Fucking with *you?* Abso-freaking-lutely.”
Moses sighed. “Someone get me my crampons.”
---
“You...have...got...to...be...kidding...me,” said Moses hauling himself over the top ridge of the mountain just as his body gave out from exhaustion. “There’s absolutely no reason that anything needs to be this tall. Someone needs to make shorter mountains.”
“I did. They’re called hills,” said God. “I’ve been waiting for ages, man. What took you so long?”
“Got attacked by mountain goats. Territorial assholes. Was this really necessary, considering you don’t have a physical presence in the first place? You couldn’t just project your voice like literally every time I’ve ever talked to you?”
“I wanted you to see something. Look out at the horizon,” said God.
Moses inched over to the edge of the mountain and peered out. “Great, more sand. Can’t get enough of that stuff.”
“No, look further. See that small dot just on the edge of your sight?”
“No.”
“Damn human eyes,” said God. “I knew I shouldn’t have skimped on the materials for those. Anyway, trust me, it’s there. That’s the promised land of the Israelites. Your new home. You’re almost there.”
“We are?” asked Moses. “Are you thinking like another month? Two?”
“Not...exactly,” said God. “A bit more. But the time will fly by, I’m sure. Listen, you’ve all been doing a bang up job recently, color me mucho impressed. Which is why I wanted to give everyone a little reward. What do you think would be the best possible gift?”
“Better food? Repaired shoes? A cool, new hat?”
“Oh,” said God. “No, that was more of a rhetorical question. I have the gift picked out already. It’s even better than that junk anyway. If you go to the Israelites and tell them to follow my every command, then I promise to cherish them as if they were a treasure of mine.”
“Okay,” said Moses. “So what’s the gift?”
“I just...I just said what it is,” said God. “I’ll really cherish all of you. Like, more than *anyone* else on the Earth.”
“I thought you did already.”
“I’ll make it super-duper official. Pinky swear promise. Plus, I’ll make you a holy nation full of priests.”
“I don’t think we want to be full of priests,” said Moses. “We kind of need bakers and farmers and other skilled workers. Can we be a holy nation filled with architects?”
“No. Architects don’t know how to do the sacrifices right. They do build a damn good altar though, I’ll give them that.”
“So to be clear,” said Moses. “Your gift to us is a pat on the head and a bunch of people whose main job is to praise you night and day, and this is conditional on us obeying your every word anyway.”
God beamed. “Yup!”
“I hope you kept the receipt.”
“Fine, crabby pants. How about this?” said God. “I’ll also reveal myself at the top of this mountain to everyone in three days. Would that make you happy?”
“That’s...not actually bad,” said Moses. “People have been bugging me for *months* worried that they’re just following some crazy guy who hears voices. If we could prove you’re real, that would be a load off of everyone’s minds.”
“You got it, chief,” said God. “But if I do this, I want to make it a real event. Big celebration, everyone washed and in their nicest clothes.”
“We don’t have nice clothes.”
“Nicest rags, whatever. And no sex from now until then.”
“No sex?”
“I want their minds to be pure when they see me,” said God. “I can’t have them thinking about kinky shit when I come down.”
“I cant help but feel that three days of no sex is going to have the opposite effect,” said Moses. “But we’ll do whatever you want.”
“Yes, you *will* do whatever I want. I’m glad you understand the deal,” said God. “One final thing. While I’m there, no one is allowed to touch the mountain under penalty of death. I need my personal space. Now go get the people cleaned up. They stink like they haven’t taken a bath in months.”
“Huh,” said Moses dryly. “I wonder why that would be.”
---
Over the next three days, the buzz about God’ impending arrival grew to a fever pitch and the camp took on the feeling of a festival. People started taking bets about what God would look like and artisans even created merchandise to commemorate the occasion (the most popular being shirts that read, “I saw God and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt”).
A barricade was placed in front of the mountain after some too-eager Israelites attempted to camp out on the rocky ledges to “save their seats.” Even more annoying were the people who hovered their hands right over the mountain going “I’m not touching it! I’m not touching it!” over and over when people tried to pull them away.
Despite the respite from their trek, Moses found himself more exhausted than ever. The Israelites were bursting with questions about what the third day would bring. What time would God appear? How would they know it was actually God? What if God had tons of acne or a gross foot fungus? Would it be weird to ask for God’s autograph? Moses assured them that everything would be fine, God would appear as planned and that there would be a scheduled time later to get autographs if they waited in a calm and orderly line.
Tensions were high when the third day arrived with a mix of excitement, terror and pent-up sexual frustration. From the early morning on, a massive crowd began gathering near the base of the mountain, each person hoping to be the first to sneak a peek at the peak.
“If God doesn’t show we’re going to have a full fledged riot,” said Aaron, looking out over the throng of Israelites pressed up against the barricade. “I’m talking Black Friday levels of chaos. It will be like that time Anubis Outfitters sold designer tunics for only three bronze pieces each.”
“I know what you mean,” said Moses. “I lost a good friend that day.”
“Trampled to death?”
“Oh, no. I got the last tunic before them. They never spoke to me again.”
At that moment, the sound of trumpets filled the air as lightning flashed across the sky. The ground trembled under their feet and the winds picked up speed, blowing down some of the tents and showering sand over everyone. Not that anyone cared; their attention was laser focused on the top of the mountain where a massive cloud was descending amidst smoke and flames. The trumpets got louder, blaring out a triumphant tune that slowly morphed into a jazzy ragtime boogie. Moses shot a glare at the nearby marching band, who quickly switched back.
The cloud lowered itself until it was perched on the tip of the mountain and then hovered there solemnly as the Israelites waited in anticipation.
“Here it comes,” said Moses.
The earth’s rumbling slowly passed and the wind died down. The lightning was less frequent now. The cloud remained firmly in place where it had landed.
“Any moment now,” said Moses.
People began shifting on their feet. The cloud was still a cloud. The marching band went to grab a snack.
“Hey Moses,” whispered Miriam. “Maybe you forgot to mention this earlier, but God wouldn’t happen to have been a giant cloud this whole time, would they?”
“Not to my knowledge,” said Moses. “I’ll go see what the hold up is.”
Moses snuck over to the far side of the mountain and climbed back up. His progress was made considerably more difficult by the complete lack of visibility further up in the fog. Also, there seemed to be even more goats, impossibly enough. At the top, he called out to God:
“You there? The people are getting a little impatient down below. Just doing a quick progress check. Everything okay?”
“I’m stuck,” said God.
“I’m sorry, what?”
“I’m stuck in the cloud,” said God. “It’s a real dense cumulus. Like cotton candy. I wanted to hide and jump out to surprise everyone, but I can barely move. Ah, dang. You’ll just have to call the whole thing off.”
“I don’t believe you for one second,” said Moses. “First of all, clouds aren’t sticky. Second of all, you’re God. You don’t get *stuck.*”
“Alright, you caught me,” said God. “I’ve actually been a giant cloud this whole time.”
“No you haven’t.”
“Would you accept the explanation that this is just a very radical fashion statement?”
“You know what I think?” said Moses. “I think you’re shy.”
“Excuse me?” said God. “I’m the Lord of all Creation. What do I have to be shy about?”
“No, no, this totally makes sense. You’ve hyped up this big whole thing for three days and now you’re worried that you can’t stick the landing. But you really don’t have to worry, everything will be fine.”
“That’s absurd,” said God. “What better honor could they possibly receive than seeing the one true God for the first time and- do you really think everything will be fine? They seemed excited to you?”
“Ah ha!”
“Fine!” said God. “Fine. I’ll admit it. I’ve never been big on the whole revealing myself thing. It’s all good when you’re shooting miracles left and right, but even ancient deities can be self-conscious sometimes. Actually, speaking of that, can I ask you a favor?”
“You mean besides the hundreds you already have?” said Moses. “I guess one more can’t hurt.”
“I’ve been working on this new thing, a whole big set of rules and guidelines. Maybe I could present them to you first and see what you think?”
Moses was taken aback. In all his years following God, they had never asked for an actual *opinion* before. It was like an elephant asking a gnat what it felt about the current state of elephant politics (a dramatic and mercurial affair filled with Byzantine traditions of bruised egos and even more bruised trunks that to this day researchers have still been unable to decipher).
“Wow, this is a really big deal, huh?” said Moses.
“These rules will set the stage for the entire course of human history,” said God. “Yes, it’s a pretty big freaking deal.”
“Will it take long?” said Moses. “I don’t want to leave everyone waiting. They’ve been pretty amped up, I’m not sure what trouble they might get into.”
“It’s just ten small commandments,” said God. “How long could it take?” | r/thebizzible | post | r/thebizzible | 2019-06-18 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhV0d5WnpBVm9ob2tFYXpUMm1OMDR6TzBuazQyNTQtVlZGdS1SbnhZNi1jQzNPSzF1YnZwY20waWNGaS15SEJTQjF4QmplQmR5QkJGUk9WV21DUHRkdlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIblFFZUxCdnFMSFBzS2tuWFF5RVZtVjhVUms1TzdtUmtXR21iMEVsZVNIVFYxQVUxbGQ4OEthZUhwbC0yeXhrdURvYjVDN2R2cUNsN25fY0Z3ZmtRT1MtMkV3VG5uWldCZnB6TzZneF8yRVBaSHFaNmh3VmMtV19JWVRzQURmQy1YTnZFVjZUX1FuUmJtMmJ2dkxEX2tKMUtmaXZzbHhTaDRKNkFZb3FMYm1ROFQ3OTFaZnhYWmY0bTY2Wk5aNjMwamZUSElrTnF6elVVR2NFVWZpSDE1UT09 |
what does all the text say? | r/k_gifs | comment | r/K_gifs | 2019-06-18 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhNTU0TEZfZ0RJS0xWMkxXTVJBTUVEenNhU1dtc0tnUDV6emxFS3EyTjktVkVHVE5oTDFpR1RyemVGVVFvWVNfTm1MX2s0SVNReGNfQTRDMjM4eWQ0enc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIQjJuWndxM2NxT1hXTUdvdUpReXAwZ2xnMzRWdjdxQWYySHZuMllzc0pSak1SZUljZzR5UjR5b1JMYmNLMExzbXo5TkFGVzUwMU9sY2E0SmRySWo1aUhZZlEzeExJaWZRNXNyS0EtN1ZFSk9ZaU9UNExGQktfS2Z6eFI4UlZuaGNiQ0ljNmYwcVRsUmJLdHRMS0pfV29nPT0= |
> That is correct, Mister Benson.
>And i was hoping that perhaps if
>I help you find said item, you
>might be inclined to assist me
>in certain regard.
it's a scene from the show silicon valley, didn't bother removing that bit. | r/k_gifs | comment | r/K_gifs | 2019-06-18 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhSWdRTXFRamFMdG02YW1yWGVaak9CcXIwLW44enNFLWJvdmtla3FGR3I3bTRHeTF0WUx2aDBPY1VXMC1WOXMyeFJBTGhfQ2ZwRGtBSWJPU2xVRk9PSkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIcFc4X0hFSmdDcE1YMDItX1FJZmxZajlMN0p3NG9tRElRSm5RNF9hRkVpQWtYUDdFMjJsU1BrNFd3akVRb0dzY0ZXZUFMQjRHUEJMNlB3Zkk0ZzgtU0c3RG5QUDVIR3lqN0RZdFh5YW5ONTF3bmh0YlJiNEdxTERoNnFxQUVpUzAtYlJtT2NyZTVTZUJzSlFIUmxZWW13PT0= |
Got it. Thought it was some meta thing.
Thanks! | r/k_gifs | comment | r/K_gifs | 2019-06-18 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhSkxaNVh5dml4eUc1eEw5LXJ3SlNUT3lUSTl3RjdYUXJQejJzV0tZby0xSzdIbG9ZQ2NBdkRXelptTXRIMDZUeXVwLWlLMzZXY2xWQjJ5dHQtdUN5cXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNINEZsR2x1NzdHbS1kZmdSWkZqLTYzWVFmYm1NSlJVX2hMVy1NdXBrLUkwOWxuamRZVjNHZEJPYndsR0RVQUFfWV9UcGZWdUJTSWJ4OEdwRGJpMk5lM19JZUc0c3hFalNQZndCR2hUVUtnWGVqTkFqWHdRR09XeHJkT2VMTEwyLTc4ckhZaG9fY0x2X1VWTGFiWElOaFZnPT0= |
Tired of these unrelatable memes. | r/wholesomestarterpacks | comment | r/wholesomestarterpacks | 2019-06-19 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhZDlNSC1UdGxvVDZOa3FFeVpIRHZRX1diSVdMNW1qMUJuV09tZ0dDNHVzNzc0WEZ2TkIyWFJ0NllPbFNwQjhCU085TlB2Q3kwYWFEYWpOSmM4RUhITnBmMFI2d1JudUZzaExZZU5XTXNvSlE9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIZzhucnBad25HQTNERFJxZzU3aE11ZS1yODRzTmFjYmQtV2VDV1dEeTRVSk8zVExSOE92ai1sanV1cWRiRjRxVWJfU0loNng4dXBRNEpwbUQtaUFhb2VlaGhoeVBQaE9PMTVBamY0Qmtjd0NxU2JLTjVaX2t5RmpFYjBvS21EY3hRUnRFTzlzSVBiR1JkZU9mcmkzaUE1VXBGVHhhMG9BdHY4QkVqb0QwT3hsNFBRRjhVeXRSOE5xdW5oVmRhWE1ZeFlSSURyUWtfUldMcHpxX3FTa0t5blpfMk9yeW5ramo1U19JdDUzOThKcz0= |
"The mathematical and undeniable proof that the universe is infinite and expanding is that it contains my dick." BSM | r/blackscienceman | comment | r/BlackScienceMan | 2019-06-19 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhQXA3akFSYzUxeHhEd2hoUWtHcGNhbEp0MXdNbjNVNUVEQ19Fb3VPUTNXdXQzeS1zZHdMc2Y2Xy02SDdCSmp1c01iRThoVDhxWmNHR0lSUV9teXNDNWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIOUJmWFNfWENJOWxkOXFEaDlNLUVGc2dYM3pPM1AzMG4yTnVtRjd5X3lYOHpZcUw0cDA1anRRTGRRLTBEZ3d4bEhUYXkzRlo0SEx4ZmwzNkNNX040NzBwZ2tfeTJLZEJfQUFyRVZfUl93eDVrWGhCZ2xxLU9HV0lHR3ZaWnpJcFY0ZERpVDZuekdFU1NiNThwUDRDanVZU05wWTZvOHhoVjBidF9SVFBtTk5yVVVWeEVzeEg3VnNLVTA3QkcwTjJqWkl0TUx2cEl0ZFJXckNLWEpyOUlLUT09 |
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