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I say Arya gets too impatient and tries to go fight the walkers herself and Sam does that thing with his eyes and common sense explanations | r/samwinsthethrone | post | r/SamWinsTheThrone | 2019-04-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhdTdjN3o1WTc3MV9XMzEyQWd0NDlOUUM4WExsNTVHSzNhZ1c3MF9zTzBoMkowblBUMGhHSERTSW55ZVJ5RVl0QmhZdk91eWNSMjVxWnZhR0t0RTdCZWpPa1FhaVd2bTFGY3ppMnpkUFp0ckU9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIZ1VwYU5rZ05DNmZpOU9xbHVXRnYwZWZmVzJkVHBQMGtCd0Qya0x6emxLbWRpYWJvaXVOMWoxS3Z5LURIaDlVbWQ5V2NsSVZ1V2FVaVlBNEl3Z3pNTkFtUGpzYU5nVkZvdWpPRm01eUk3dG52XzI5WElzckdXdC1vSXRJSWg5RG1IOTRrWDZNZE9Pb211UTJYTENySnQ0ZnZjVElsMDlaZGtsbjFrNHpEdlZNbFVXSk1PTTVuV2NIVFYtcC1yVEpJY0cwMldxNFZZR0p6d1dpei1sRGZiQT09 |
He first meets it on Epsilon Prime.
“What is it?” He asks.
“A [Magic 8-Ball](https://images.vat19.com/covers/large/worlds-smallest-magic-8-ball.jpg). A twentieth century Earth toy. You ask it a question, it answers.”
“What sort of question?”
“Any question about the future, really. Has to be yes-no.”
He looks at the little plastic sphere and frowns. “Does it work?”
“Sure.”
---
He sits among a pile of papers and flimsy, holo-display in one hand. He’s ready to give up. His head aches.
“Will I succeed if I apply to the Academy?”
Most likely.
“Hah. You’re full of shit, 8-Ball.”
But he does. There are ups and downs, but he makes friends, impresses his professors, and graduates at the top of his class. He receives a prestigious analytics position.
---
He’s running through the forests of his homeworld, along a new hiking trail. He shakes the ball.
“Should I go the long way around today?”
Yes.
And he does. And he meets someone. She’s the most beautiful woman he’s ever met.
---
He’s pushing through a burning building, smoke choking his lungs. He coughs and gasps for air, trying to stay low. Trying to ignore the burning and stinging in his chest. He shakes the ball.
“Should I keep going?”
My reply is no.
He doesn’t. He backs out. Later, he finds out his father was never in the burning building – he’d stepped out for groceries a few minutes before the fire started.
The doctors say he would have died of smoke inhalation.
---
He’s pacing through his apartment, wearing a hole in his shoes. He’s got a bouquet clutched in his hands. An old Earth tradition. He pulls the 8-Ball from a pocket.
“Should I ask her to dinner?”
Outlook good.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah, it was.
---
They’re sitting in bed together, and she’s laughing.
“Why do you carry that thing around?”
“It helps predict the best course of action.”
“Bullshit.” She smacks his arm, gently, but she’s grinning.
“I mean it! Watch.”
She rolls her eyes, shakes the ball and says, “Should we try for kids?”
His eyes are wide. She kisses him.
Signs point to yes.
---
War has been declared. He’s sitting at home with his child and his wife. He’s been drafted.
She takes the 8-Ball, shakes it, and whispers – “Will he come home?”
Cannot predict now.
She’s going to cry. But she doesn’t. She can’t make this any harder for him.
“I love you,” he says. And then the door closes.
---
He’s pinned behind a concrete wall, blaster rounds chewing up the dirt around him. His best friend takes a shot to the gut and collapses, screaming.
They’re going to die here. He shakes the 8-Ball.
“Are the shots coming from Building C?”
Without a doubt.
He peeks around the wall and fires the shoulder-mounted warhead launcher without bothering to check. The pencil-sized rocket slams into the building at thousands of kilometers an hour and detonates its antimatter warhead, obliterating the top four floors.
The blaster bolts stop.
---
He’s sitting in the waiting room. His friend’s in the operating theater.
“Is he going to make it?”
My reply is no.
He sobs, because he already knows.
---
He’s good. One of the best to ever live. He’s saved a million lives on a dozen worlds. They put him on recruiting posters. They make action figures and holotoys. His son’s got one that he sees more often than the real thing.
He’s clutching a detonator. When the terrorist died, he dropped his dead man’s switch. Now, he can’t let go – and he’s bleeding out from a stomach wound. He can’t move. He has no comms.
And mated to the detonator signal is an antimatter warhead large enough to wipe out the nearest city. He can’t let go.
He knows he’s going to die here. He’s already recorded a message for his family. The bomb squad will find it in a few weeks.
He reaches into his pocket and laughs. It’s a silly little toy, he knows that, but a tear forms in his eye.
“I’m gonna miss you, pal. We’ve been through a lot together, haven’t we? Get back to my family, won’t you? Take care of them.”
---
When they find the body, it’s got something clutched tightly in its hands.
One is a detonator tied to several grams of antimatter. The other is a child’s toy from the twentieth century – an 8-ball.
It says,
‘You may rely on it.’ | r/onemillionwords | post | r/OneMillionWords | 2019-04-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhVmFlMFVoMzM3N3B2Z1ZpUUpwUFJ1emJWR1ZEX1BXMm1YUGhxQzVibjRXNlNVdXB4djRDaWloVkpDNDVjam9YdWVWMjV1VFBKNHREVnJrRmhkUmJXVVFpNXAwTEtCUTJxQVo5YkNkNHZRY0U9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIeExtcE5Ec204S0U4QTFyenNsenhteV9BY1VfSF9LVnhZNk9YaGxxWUZiUjdtUjhROHFGaVpoVXN4UjdhRDJ0UDI0azlDamVFZkFRTG1MQld1eWdBdXhKUUdPMkdCOWIyU2dtR2hoay1zYmpmdDE3ckk4NHQ1NjR6anBURU1fNkxBcWhYRWVNZDlZSkxxeHQ2V3BHWnNIeUFOM2N1OTU1b0diYzlnaUVNX3YwPQ== |
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So our king kills the first Whitewalker in 1000 years, has women name their kids after him (kids he didn’t even father), gives Bran the only directions that would enable him to become the Three Eyed Raven, kills a Thenn, rallies the troops to save Castle Black during the Free Folk attack, cures the “incurable” Greyscale, and figures out that John Snow is actually of a much more prominent lineage... what else am I missing? You can’t name a single character who’s had such a massive impact on the storyline and without whom the entire show fails entirely.
The True King of the Andals: Samwell Tarly. | r/samwinsthethrone | post | r/SamWinsTheThrone | 2019-04-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhQjFxYUNJeWw5Z0hNSVVrWWp0YWdwdU9fb2NjaV9CSnR6SmRDb2h2RVJCYUhTNlJoOGZSU2xBVEliYzlMMnZwbXJDWXpzaHBudEtaTS03U1RkUHYzZ295MzZyOER2Y0hLRTNDaEJrNm93SlU9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIQjg3amlfVEQ5VTBtTzhQaVU1ZFAtYUZjNTlaZ3NWR002eVFjYnNBTFhnTXpHOEVxWGhWOUVyazZiMzlNUHNDRXp4Rzk4NjlUSTdVRHZvQld1dHlROUdYODVfQmZ0V0ViaWRaeEN3LWJxNVdHN2RJNS1JLVBJNFpDdVFQRXo4UEhVMEFwNUFON0tKc0MwalFfNF9EOEpYMlBsdTNBRkRWRnJVTGZmbHR5M3M1Y0lKcF9wQkllNlNrWl90VkRsdUVf |
Title | r/samwinsthethrone | post | r/SamWinsTheThrone | 2019-04-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhMDBaR3VNdDNXWm01d1dURmtDeWxOR0xjX3JZR1dBVlhhd2gtVmxqWGttRkxXdXRadE80WUZfWG9aTG9yc0cxeHFheGNqN1RwR0IxRkYtMVN4bFNCeXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIXzF6R216YlNGTEIteDFLVHlkWEVqZUp1RzRGamNCeXplcTQwYUxBYklBbXFaZ0VCNy0tTXY4aHBWbE81Uk5yMWx5U29iRFBNYmtwRDNxZVR4LXJRYUstN1JwYWpHNVdOd3dHQ1Ftb2tGSTVlTmk3eHJYQ0t1Zm5vVnFyN3VOVi1WWGJUbnVuNVFTYXY4ZndLTENJWjFPMkYzV2lOdDlGVkRfejhmU1R0ejNoVjNkaVJrTjI1aEJ6RFF2akVUc29DckNFUUtfMW5yMWJsMHBQdmRUMmt2Zz09 |
Im so happy to see so many other people see the light and side with Team Sam.
As I looked thru the list, I was tempted to pick a couple others a “fav characters” but quickly ruled them out. Sam was the only one left, and I thought about it for a good 5 or 10 minutes before realizing that he was *always* the reasonable choice. I don’t know why I resisted in the earlier seasons. He’s so disarming and unintimidating. So unassuming and humble.
His arrival at the citadel was one of my favorite scenes in the show, I should have known by then, but I thought he was going on to greater things. When he left, I didn’t see that he was headed toward the throne, but rather away from his dreams as a personal sacrifice. It makes him look so lowly (in the most honorable way), so he was too easy to overlook.
Of course when he does get the throne, he’ll do away with the throne and the real Team No One will have been right, but not for the right reasons. Samwise doesn’t want the ring - he wants peace. And nobody can sit on a throne made of swords and talk about how peaceful and happy everyone is.
He’s the real hero, throne or no throne. | r/samwinsthethrone | post | r/SamWinsTheThrone | 2019-04-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhZVVUYUpEeU1zWlV5NmswNnlrbHZ0X0Vzbi0xbkxBR2hITFR2ZmZqY1dodlhJZWwydDRmVURFZ09rZzgzS3hvWlBPTmZxYlAwVTAyd0liQ2Iwb01mVVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNITU96dV9uOS1OSmh1SC1IaE1BcjlqalNRc0duNmM5WnhYNVROaDhKQnM0NlVTVU9jQmttYl9VYzlKVWt2WS1jZW1hbGtHdmtLOWtncms5ODhPMERxOVFVTlFCT1d3RHBYMHA1dzEtaEE5Z0w2bkJNQWpYQUxyWFVKb3Y3RVBZenJjV3NOTUtONWhLZDJhckZ1RHNhSVE0dmktMFVWQ1pCMHowZnZWM3VtR0tQN0pZdGUwSUI4U0tEYzZYRDFqUVpi |
I feel like the room has the smell of chlamydia. | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-04-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhZVNNRXpSSk9kdEs1TVdqVHg4ZW1UTjRWWFpuR29vQ3p0Y2RVenEtWWp1VlVZUmNINWMteHd6UjVUbHRMeXQzU2trYXpBWm9OSDhzbzNvY1NHNnVRWkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIcVRNbVduSmFvV3RveVRWOHNZNGQ3OEdJRjNDaFRRb19GNFU2bzI0Nm9XelhjVFNfYnIzdHgyZ0I5NnBxNEpUc1V6RUZaVU5lcDEwMWJuZUwxdTlUTlBjajlyUzFINkR2Und6OE5SZ1BGcXg5Vmk2Y0JXanhKSS1NMFpBekdLWEhCQnloUUY3a3FTWTNkMVAyNkZvZzFQcE5zT05SVVB5ek4takVxM1FNeXZUc1FjV2dZb0JqZzMyaFdNZ0ZuTUw2VDJCUnpFa29mbE14WVdsQm5IRHBmQT09 |
Looks like the back room of a strip club. I had a buddy that dated a stripper back when we were younger. I have to say she spoiled his ass rotten. She made a lot of money every day in straight cash and loved to spend it as fast as she made it. He stopped working like 3 weeks in and more or less lived at the strip club that she worked at because he also had no car or license. So he had to watch his girl strip and grind on dudes for money all day haha. But he said it was worth it for the stuff she bought him. He was a gold digger. She dumped him for some other dude she met at work that did work. My buddy was super fucked as he decided to move in with her and become a full on leach by the time she kicked him out and kept all the expensive stuff she bought him. That was his downfall, becoming a full on leach. | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-04-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhNTgxMFVEdm9Gb0Z6QkdBdkZqN3JCb3hYcjZrZjR4S1RVZmRRcEhmb0VIQzJyUVM3YXowYjlRTUt0bjhOMlc5UHV4V2F6dXNDUndmdnUyazNocWE1OGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIVzcwQXN2bzExX1ZDbGJadFpmWWtDb0xMYW1xX25LdWZPZXhYZHJvcUxZemRMNk1ROUJGMndLNGdMTVp6ZUR4Wk5UNDdyVEEwd2JBLUZXQy1nMmd5Q3UwOFNabmdLTjMwUlFIQ01vd1o2aWFRNDZHTktXTzR1clR2VVU1ejZIX09nODBWOHJ1dHBBdjlkeDk1YXBuTUNxUGZHSF9WLXk0TkhEZGdoaW9ZcDlXQ3BsV180cjAwOHF2TXlYM3d0UjBCMlluWTFZQ2dQbXhxeHFKUXJYYzRIUT09 |
That’s a pretty name. I might name my future daughter chlamydia. | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-04-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhdDd4cFBfWmNxbnlRdWVnaVVZT1JtYmVjQkZtTkd0aEh0bzRJOTVocEdzY3c1TDBNektFd215QmR5dWJOOFUzZDJ2UHM0Nzh4N2lTbmlmSWtwY1JISmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIU0tBanFHbXNtM3FrSF82aVB6TEo4ZEtjRnM0V1N6WjJTU1dQUnRzVjF3TXY5ZjgxWVM5V09DZDZBNmZxTVRXQUY4ZkVOdEZXbzlyaUZoaEJpdWdyTVh2NFVBbGxYWXp6TUV5NkFxM3kyWmhuSWZZX3dKaVJnUUpEVXB4QnRNaUJkRjl0WWZtUkRuc2dBbVcxbnRiczhkMGIxMll2Q0VuSjdtNDhXb2F6ODVFVWlwdERIVF9OVGp1cDZtcjZEbklBd29MVC1EcFp6ZWlIbVBLZHBwUXkyZz09 |
[Clickfeed](https://www.buzzfeed.com/haltheyounger/quiz-pokamon-or-early-church-heretic-2he7m) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2019-04-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhZUpJU0ZQWFNIc2Y5WGd1WjYxN3lBTUVIN1JwTXVnX2RRZ3kySnJKWm9tSDkwNGtBb0tyd1BiYVZzUEdNUmxwbUVoY19XLWVSS3pUZmdDNEZWd21VOHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNISUIyNEhiSGxFRkRaRkpUekVISGQxbDRCRURIMHA0cEFmcmdsYmZyUm4zQXVHbl9oTnAwR3loa1ZUMF9rM2wwV0ZEeTRVTHlLaVNjV3p5WEg4Z2pZMXVwWDFyUVp2Yi1nMzN1V3NxNTRqeGZUWWY5SmJLQmozU0EtXzdXWVdsbEpBXy1sclFhczZtREJ0ZzdsZnFYXzJlcl9nQWx0cldlWGdvLXRXSzlrVUZrYU1hNk92RTVTZHpraWkzeDBDUndNUGhBUVdTZlVTN2JoSl9pR2tCTGtOQT09 |
Talk must live some pretty vanilla lives if you think this photo is trashy... | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-04-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhMWVEcFpENGI1NWZiNU84ZHFIa0ZfemFwNkxISmhYa2VTRnRsdjdBa0w2emdFNUQzNXVvX1NNVzVVNFA0LWZIenZ4aVJIQU5md0sydXlkSkxzMkppVVExYkdGSmI1d0U2ZjhFMVR2UkYxMUE9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIMnRTeUZzWjNhb2pMOTBuTG9WWXY0UzNJaHVsazE1MG9MR0kwU3JuVzVPUzg3ZGVjUE41ZnF5TlBRRE9FdWdsUHBlUWNUaUs0bzZ5UGNPZS1wY01SWGNoMlJGQUZSc0N0N3pLM3hMWkM4dm1sS2d4bDBFeEhxd0prZ2w0SGtSSTcyM3VRNHFXYUJCV2VCNmpucVlVUjNqWEpMMEMtY1hqM00tRXdPZGo4eUtQWmZDQnNJTXBzb3NoQ1RjaEZVeWRUQjJZSXNTTEtzUW1TeDloSWtaSnlGdz09 |
That’s a fantasy in the making | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-04-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhRHBjZWdIaDZGTW0wOFdHaGF2LU5zNkx1NFkzcWFVVkdkQ3dsTUdQS2NqZzVSNl9GOXdjUFl1em1ORXhTeE9rZ29fXzZXRmdCUGw3ZkxGS1RaSHQ3VkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNINV8xQmVoVVRMV3VsMlBRanYxMjdweDdfV3FoLWk0NW9Sa00yQm0zekVId2VxeWxaSWY0ay1TSkxCN2pZUVhjZHpuX2xDSFU3S2MtaXJFdzE0X3UzVUM3cjV3VXNWYnlRc3dWYzhCaGJMc296ZkhpQzdJcE9kTEF6SnlEb0dQZ0VGeUhSakpMS1hveXB3NHhLUTlrY0I1R200UVFBWG1BdG94OUphQnlvRXlFM2VLckdMV254aWJGTmtRR3ZMZGZvckkxSDFoVENNS3lUMFpFN0JCLTA5QT09 |
Omg i think i used to know the blonde | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-04-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhaWN3dHZWSzdhWWJwVVhIMjB2UVhXcDBNVUYzWlpFZ3l6X09xbjFFakFNODFGQjZHOHV1Z01UY0RKeXUxVkJRZlRLYXNqcHF0RTZOQWhpc0hCT2hWdGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNINjVNcUdXaFBfRDNHMEhyLTNFZ3lIV1J5LWtSYzVSN29uWXpZT2l6X0VaRTNjVGZvS2xMTHR5djBudkdPeDQwRXZ1alNfcjNqZWtEQUtWZnF5N2t1cnVvekxHMXktQWN0Z19RZ2N0bVUtaHpCVEtOQmNtM0hDRnNtSk14SzBEUUZZWWlubV9KTVZFRlFWNHI1VzJSZ3RHRTFBR3hYY2JtVzZpRFBZR01NM1N4X0t3SnZPN3huT1RwQ19CSkQxTGlxcWtzY2M4bUpPVDlqZ2pZWE1jdnFHdz09 |
Looks like the dressing room at Scores. | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-04-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhR2ZvbVpEYjlMdTJLNHViMm9aVGhuM3k0Y0NXVDZGUXF1MEhuZkoyVk1HZHVkMWNEMWQ0a1Q1aHZmZ3puS3ZFNE0xVnVqbWlQdnZlalhsTk91eDRyQ3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIM1NLV1lGWHNTamxvdHN3OC04c1lxSDdwSWVjSl9aZ1FHU3dOcGItTWZVUGlqNGQxRkhCVUFycHMydEliNk9feUtiN19zSGU0TWsyM1E1TUlDejJna295enBqak9BTmt0MWt1Ymo1MnhRNXpfdk1GclJiWUpnN0lTRFRTU3VNamZ5YkNHVjZORE44RDRuc2lGM0p1NXB4ajQ4Z0hlbHZSd1l4aDJNeXhoRm9hdk9KcnVDM1ZGUkxRcnJNdHFTTkxESjIxT1lpUUZSZF93M09ycDNRLUFyQT09 |
Hello again to one of my favorite subs! This is my first story from being a licensed attorney.
I have a client with a lot of legal issues. I am working with him to sort them in the most cost effective manner.
Client is a creditor in a bankruptcy. He has an associate (for lack of a better term) who is also a creditor. Client had his debt partially secured by a lien on Debtor's residence. Bankruptcy was winding down, so Client was trying to enter into a Stipulation to pay off the judgment/lien.
Associate has lots of interesting legal theories. He clings to them even when multiple attorneys representing multiple clients tell him they are wrong. Here are some of them.
Subpoenas signed by attorneys are unenforceable.
Subpoenas signed by attorneys are super easy to quash (relying on other circuit opinions stating that disobeying judicial subpoenas had greater consequences than disobeying attorney subpoenas).
Communications between pro se litigants are protected by attorney-client privilege because they are acting as both.
Contractual agreements override court orders.
EDIT BECAUSE I FORGOT A BIG ONE:
Parties speaking to each other without their attorneys means they have forfeited all attorney-client privilege and they have committed fraud. | r/talesfromthelaw | post | r/talesfromthelaw | 2019-04-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhbjNpaVZZUzl3aTl0NTFIb1lHOTZSeFBVZWtuUlczaEdhNnFONUVWV1BfaXVlbVhrUFpHNGdYT29yWG9jUHlHdWpUdXlkRzR1NWVFXzYyWVRtVmx6V1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIai1sUzl1NlZ2aGRUcGdxM0NCOWJSRWlGTGZxdEhlZWljMXBqcjlOaUtZX1pXbThabHUyeERrTjV5ZEVBYklOSktCMV9La3VMRndpTmNTY2wtOFJIRUUxMVRzMWhTclAxWW9WeGtDOERkMTNkQ0FubmpqRi1scVhDRFZTZVhwV1JVM24yVzhyWjV6VllDSTFPb2dfRFNoU2prU3dmSjVhYl9CRk95eE9uVlo2d19YdHFySC1GbzhoOHJ5T3BsYlNr |
It seems like Sam fell in the battle of Winterfell. May the late great Samwell Tarly Rest In Peace. | r/samwinsthethrone | post | r/SamWinsTheThrone | 2019-04-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhRTBCdEdaWlB3bm1rcnFDRlVjeENOYThuSlBTTGNpXzN4VVJKb1dWMk5jR1RyakJQcDR6QVZMOWlhQmpXOGd5bTZDUjJ1V1JIaTZhYlRORmJJaG1sc1FxcENubG9xV2xuX2llQnJnVkFrYms9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIczREc3JJZmNaOWFJRGNPOFdFNjVERnllV0h5LVlZT1B6MjZvb3ZwUXMybnUwd2VjeXRvV3FnZnNNQWUyQk5tOXJxb2RzbVZOMWxBWXRIb1dRckZCTGVZS3NkRmtNTTNkWHk5Z0JYVl9sRnVmT3YyS3pfQU5kdjlaeDZ3S1l5anI0QmVEOGNZUHd1TDZ4bE1ubTZacGdmRlExdmVwbk9BTWV2S0dNTmtRQVRTX2JTWDZ0ZDFkOHFNeml4a3liUnFX |
Night king returns and Sam Slays | r/samwinsthethrone | post | r/SamWinsTheThrone | 2019-04-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhTHVPdFpiYWFrUXJTSTRoU2h5aXdIUEx1ZkxUOWJtVGZHd2dIT3lGdE9UU1lQZDdjejhvME5VTTFsYjhSYURoWG1QNDY3SG9MbjZfS19kLUU1VmxHUkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIckR6dGdERHBsdThwelpBZG5fd2pXNWNtQ2NuVDdESjVnRjN4UUEyb1hhdlhRQkZ2ODdYQnN6blY1MUdaLWo5QVdWdzN4Y0pZNEpScjVVVnpfOFhsU05aMVdHcWphWUswSFpOV0hfbTNaNjJNVnBlWXhtTGlCS3FETG5tV0JFQjVzQmtOZjJ3b0xlN1ByeW5ySDlRVENqLXdtMkxOZUwyLWZDY0p6M1E1THZNTDJ5UUNXX2hZWm5seTlmcWs5OTh4 |
I I really thought our mans was done for it a few times | r/samwinsthethrone | post | r/SamWinsTheThrone | 2019-04-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhREUwTTc0N2dYanlNUGJfNFVLTHFxelBSQ1kwSzV2QXlMX19pV3F6Um1XNF9Uay1lSl9BN2pCZUU2TGd0Z3NtM3NyOHFpV2ZRSi0xalVtUmEwUHQ1TUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNINTVvMUtRMGRJd19IejVMcG5UY0NlUjdGc252VVNZNktYeF9QdWhRXzluOWxncFdlUVZQaEFfRkd4Nkp1OWVGYndUUFZ5X1ZkbGROYVJpR0JFc19ISU43dFZMQ2NONjA0WWlyNDN1NDJhaXg5YnNtWDU0U1dsTWZ1ZmJvSFBLQjdIT3VBRU10T2lTYXp2WnVSVTVMaFFFZ0dXakE3RFBCeTBzTUw3OWU0Y1Jjb21aMDhxTTZ4SldqZFVIOF9BMmdn |
# Post-Episode Discussion Thread
Discuss your thoughts and reactions to the episode you just watched. Did it live up to your expectations? What were your favourite parts? What ill happen next?
* Turn away now if you are not caught up on the latest episode! Open discussion of all officially aired TV events, including the S8 trailer, are okay without tags.
* **Spoilers from leaked information are not allowed!**
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## S8E3
* Directed by: Miguel Sapochnik
* Written by: D.B. Weiss and David Benioff
* Air Date: April 28, 2019
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## Links
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* [Our Twitter](https://twitter.com/RedditThrones) | r/samwinsthethrone | post | r/SamWinsTheThrone | 2019-04-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhazZjT2lEbXpFR3gwLUNtTXpEM2t4OGFiNGJqNmNjLThUb1J4elVRa1VyLU5ST1RPZkJ6cjRNaVVZTHpuODVSSEU3TjBPYnZ4N3p1OWdIcGEwT1JkMnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNINXJEV29kdlV1VEd1YTJ4U29mQjAyeVhhNTR4X3lpY2ZyNXV6UkkwUGJMc1IyOVBwa2g0WkZ2SlA0MHZ3TEhqREdmNlNPOGt5WFhYNzVYS3NrV3ZacUhWcFRiWVdVOGNCWEFqZGFfMFQ4R0ZVT2lRZWJnOFZOTm1jR3NLZzBYWUxleWVXTGNhbFQyTW5Gd2xYOG1PakNfYmNtSlJ4Vmg3Um1HMXZsMzhyTy1sNHVnalh4a0tzdWZ4WVNCX3l4YmpS |
Stripper Girl - Steel Panther
https://youtu.be/RGqJ0pp92h0 | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-04-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhTjgyRF9iMmdwa1hCRFNZUlZQd1J4YWRqcFFLUUI2dG5VU1pvelVud2djUEpGYzlhbDlRUXpNTURGc2pZSmF3SXNiR21zWTg0OTdJam9SLWRHaTNJb3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNILW5CaGhvY2ZzU3NFSDNRNHFNeThPMmh0WFBSM0U4dnd1UlUwWE5xcDFsazdHZmQ0cEJBbjB1ejhjVGNRdG9HT1RMRWNGWDBtaWN6WWZPRHh0UW9kNkJYcFFvbVdxejl4ZE5MMlNGeEdrNmFKX0VtM04xWXpBaVAtRFNlMGFFcUtjMU4xcUdaa1RodTAzYWdsanpISnh2cjljenhoOGFqaV9peXh3VEJfWHU2Q3hUQ1N0ZFNxTHY3S0F4WjNlNUdzZWxCZ1Z2eklxU3hzSFhRQVE3azlLZz09 |
She doesn’t remember getting those clown tattoos or that herpes from Jimmy.
You think she’s gonna remember this picture? | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-04-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhQVBQYmRualh0ODhjWnE4dm1rOGR6cmtmXzZaanMycHh5VjFXWXFPOGNiZHNfVjNHR2FzUVlrY25Cd05KSk1KekpZTW9IU1hoNGRfOUh0MFY1eEVNVkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIeUZ2NUJNVy1IQ3Y1VjAxNFdEN3M1U3EwYWFRUWZBMlRFQ2JVM2Q5VUFvMG9pYmdId1A2WElVbHZMVDFQV3VlTDFyWEJQTV9RVl9UNHB6VlZ3bkpkcXFsNWhNS2NzQVVTdGYzXzFmV1VWRTNUcUw2NmtQekNzNTgtZ0ExSGJJb0tvZVN5STZJSS1Pb2NKejM4dmxiMHFZS25MeTc0ZDR6UzdaR2p2T3dvRGdoVnphbWR1NVhFNklXbktQbklBaUpWUV9jUUhzcnpXOUtxQ0IxSjV1NWc0Zz09 |
Glad she finally saw him for what he was and kicked his ass to the curb. | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-04-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhdElwMzJJdE1BZkRUU0dENDF4bE9IRTBqRDZoUHQtNGRJR09SS0JTVXAxV2JiSDVtX0RIaTBYTzZxdEdQNG5tZVVoNlktcHNoMXloSGdURUFWcTl3QWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIdDU2cGJzT3NjQTBhZTlXb19zLVpPVkpDdmlFSENBSTdpeWFrWFVtQndvcWNkSERobWFLTnp1MkxXWWlqMnFYTTQwY2NfZVcybFZxUFUyWUFoUUtjU1FXbTVXUG5zMDVmRUpTSGlEM0hkU0gzY0M2clpQaHlmMU1GRGZzbExnTGFReFJUQUdWWFFCZmhvTm9UYXhGMl9uOUJTbXlEYnkxMFVPS282RHRoaXViNnRRallMa2JlYVMxcjY5REQteThuMS1uMXkxMU9KN1ZOQmhuU3dHVEJzUT09 |
These kinds of stories are the reason why I read Reddit comments. | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-04-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhOVNKbGU4QXBuaHRJZDNVOXVEZjVrRGVZRE9RSTJVWlpVN2NtVVNPVlNRc2dDWHpUVkx6SDZvc2tFSXBJU2szYWIwVkI5NFZlZ1pndEN3dVNFa2VFeVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIdWc5NWREbWl3UTNBU1hOcU5TajdNQ1o3ckYxMDI4eWdqVnRpRUZob3VIWUJiQ0Z1NUh3akNrMGlSN1d0WEtvUWNoTkJuVkJPSENpdnZ2US1PLWt3eVFnUDZGcnZ6Njhxd2l4SFdtZnFlRTJkR3d0eWRmS3c0R0RtWS1aOW9QNkw3M1BMalRQSzlEaDNqeVZ0S1UxLXBRdTlIeGl6RFkybWdOMkxCWnoxUTJZRHhOS0QzN3RTYXZZNnVOaDJwX0ZlQ2tYVGhpUjhSSENhS2tXVTR0b0cyZz09 |
Shenanigans | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-04-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhekYyYVItWEtaREIyVS1nREpCb0xRSHZWWnVjajlSQUpFc09wcnQzZzJHSVFDUUh4aVVFSHJBU0NQSlJDZ29qdGxTZDRRN2VUYmlqS0Z0dmF1ZGNOWlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIazk2bUYtYk5wd01CWlRUZzM1dVVTWGZMVmh1a2pkSE1Ja2dmS1NtaFZSclN1UnNTUzdCamREc09LZFdCcC1HdlRWRHAtSGNMallWZHVSSjlUY1ZNV0gxQk5mb3lVWmR3eUZKVWtwRUkwd1A2WVpMVHI5bEVqa3B6UE9lOHA0LTRUblhhS1ZDV2Q4VDJCYTZJM3BsRGVyODQ1SGRFdTZ5Vmg5M2JfMzdzbHNzY0dvZ0MtNEdGZm1oZDBmbVpOLUdrQW9MSjNmVDU0TVRNUFpUWDNqWHdvUT09 |
Why would she not remember it? I see no blatant alcohol or drugs in the picture | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-04-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhczBKc09McmlEWTYtUFFlQ3p6ZTkwT1RVdGRSMDdseTNuSzRpXy1rR0NwQ3A2T2VSR25rbm1jcGUyQTVvTGY1U3FQMnZyUUJkUDN5N0d5RzdKMXZEeHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIdGlzR212Y3pMZ0J2RWZaMUpqQnBjRlRqSWt0QnJkazNoY1Q2emNWQlZmajZ2bFVNQmZTR1cyQXVmU3NEXzlhdmRocFZ3a1k4RTNGT2lBNG5nQVVxcVZ2MXhlSTlwRHA1QXBHTE8weS00dFdLQkJZYU1zRlVnZmFNX042UUUwemI1SUxZREp6WFRvYnU1dHoyY0ZxdHFHdEtOdkRtUndCaEJxQ2U1TDFBd3hFeUZ5c1hwUjNlbEMtaG94TTNvc19xbm1qX19rcTU5c00yV25FWElReGJ1QT09 |
That is horrific, why would you call it a salad!? | r/minimeals | comment | r/minimeals | 2019-04-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhb0V4MWo4Qlp1SkFiVUpLdWtqbjFjaVNUckJPeTl0YnlOaHFyclM3dEtOdkNrWVVQR01wQUQzR0x6VzN3dDhDbjNtNmdXWF8xQzFpYVZ1YkNBR0NoRndHcEhGb2FMRlhfYS1fR3RzQTRhTDA9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIdHl2VkYxSmxSdjhVQ3JEaE9TOXEwQU02RGlvWHNqOFkzRS00blNpbnVQckhSVTBOQnIyMzhsNmFtVHAxNnkwVkE4WnZLV21XT1dOd2NUY3dyNDhmSUhYN0pydUlhN2RmeXZpcEZJTzRXckthQWF0REl4eGdob1lVVWY1NnhES3VjYTRLWnlZNHpNamFsSGl2MDludmpMRC1mVHcxTnprVUNXdGZsdHNTNGJ0QkJ1UlBNNFF1X0xmZzg2emRwc0NP |
Does anyone know the name of the last song when the knight king came for Brand with his body guard?? I tried SounHound and didn't work. | r/samwinsthethrone | post | r/SamWinsTheThrone | 2019-04-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhcTBpczJMeG1jbkc5cld4SzBGaUU5aFRHd21XNWhvd3BMM3RrckpEYnctM0lmWTNQNktQaUpmTW92OTc0M0JFQmtPa1hRUEZJRFVCdGRCakg4X1N3SU9fZ0FFN2p4RWg5eFNMaWo2aVBuZHc9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIS3BpdFFEdk9ZRmRWUDQxT3pIZVllMGh5OU1SRm1BU3N1NUdHVnYtWGNYRTVoNjVFTWNOVWFjUmlYU1I4cEpqMWY1SGh2Skp2VlRDcWlrc2RBODEyaWdtSmpnLUJFRnlEZjVkTXRqRmUybm1Na241bnZ1ZDRua1VQdGJuYWFTWjZ6bFA0QjVIalhWQzQ3QVoyZHJfWG5JWnNHVzhORThFUmRzOUUxT1FQbGRvPQ== |
I’ll settle for “many” btw | r/samwinsthethrone | post | r/SamWinsTheThrone | 2019-04-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhVkVhYVVaVU11aVozaTdtWFNCMnI2Tm01aExjcGJjMkVlOGZnSmZ2Nk5ETFR4ci1YN3VFOVI1MjVtYWZfZDZIemk4WjVGdno1TkF6aGFJWVA5Mk5xYUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIZllSLWlSYzVBS2lVNXByemY2bFlQU1R2d1J3S3RIT3RZeXZDN2FDM3h1bmJFTkR3Zm5XM3VxdE82RUFmMmlSb3VocVgyd1A4TkhwYzFjZVZPVnB6MC1mZjNlTU12elZ4eU5IMHEwTmdHc2N4c0ViejJvQmUtUjZ2Nmsyak5wNm9LQVBfdndVTUE4ZEQtTUJqaWdudmxQeTY0Q1NRX1VUTDZCSFJManpXNzYzc1h1aEZzdDREU2lhNkZvd2JVTUUxWWJKajE2TlgtZ2JBR20wWDIyRHBNUT09 |
This story has been taken down (for now, at least) pending a rewrite. I realize that this might be frustrating if (somehow) you're a new reader who's just stumbled across my work after years, so if that's the case PM me and I'll see about getting you a backup. | r/onemillionwords | post | r/OneMillionWords | 2019-04-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhbmRGanhMZGVEcm9OQnVyQWlVc3lySWNYYzZhaXVUQXhsYndPcUp1XzJuUUlXd0R5RnV1OE1SUWt1QjdIeXdzelM1Wi0zaWdXQVg0T0o3cW4zSXM1SlkyVHhSRDB1WnJRZEdsWWtKM0VoTkU9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIZnlVS2h5T29Cd1I4RTAwQjZUQWFaMGNPR0FLMkliLU4tZ1hwLWhxSVNXeTBwWGtaZXM3SmdqTTN1N1dHNVhTUVFYUmt1YlZOQjJYem4tdXlVUWFnTUNna0NfelBZY0tiU3RSX0lzemdOYk5UMFQxZElIcTZzMkNZV3NZRTgzRWZvSW1jd3VEMzZZcWJtUzFSdXJWY3lDU0tZSHJXWnJPakh6V21Dak1rNWY4PQ== |
WHY | r/minimeals | comment | r/minimeals | 2019-04-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhVEdGRzZvcHNZY0U1a2VzejB2WGRyUy00NGVpNnA1S1AybVpkNng3Nm1KMWRlWmxMV0FTcGhXUzBET1NyVGpFd2RTS1BnajQzYkRNRF9INEdHUGdfNEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIRUxxRDMwNHhrYnRoVzl1Y1BSYWtuSk9TbGpqVkRVSEVONmJtQWtoNnlzcDVXLWNHSUl1MWoxMmh5R082OU9tTXFkVEI3STlyS1p6LXUybDV5U2k4SVdieXR0WnZVbTJtLWhZamlaNmdocHV2RmRSb0ZMV1I5cUdJUklwU1VQbWZjaHRGaTk1RHBQbzdNUU1MVlVsSURBekl1dWFONy1pOTYzVmVJOEJrb1l3dW1hQ092WWx2cjlxakVWYkpVUnV5 |
Coke works well with ham too! I stud cloves on it, pin in pineapple tings and pour a can of coke in the bottom and baste it with it | r/minimeals | comment | r/minimeals | 2019-04-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhb2hzbzNnT3F2QmZLT3IxTG5GUEl4VGotcDRQMmluWDdXQjd3bUdiSjNaeGNpbV8wdW9KcW5xdmY2OTVLRDc2dkJSUHRpTEM4bk9Rei1rWExYTjgzUWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIZ2JWV2RXZnAtbXNoLXRPWFBSNUZYUnpNNWN1c2FYWVpLZ1ZjbWp0aHRTRy1rYm9jV2dVaVlob2NJQ0F6QTFERkFiSkdNa055RTh6cEFreHZESDN3UlR1WEVNaGZSZEtyaEhfSmJ1MXZPb3J5aUJJSUhNY2xYekRETDhWdDFoZGo2X3BHekZjX09LZEt5NkY4OS1sbDR0MUtnSVhBd21lbDNTa20yVWhNSXNEamdMSG1OVUpoQThIMDZpZDQwbUMzb0lVTjdzMHh4ZmF2cHg1MWlfWUhSZz09 |
https://www.reddit.com/live/12venoc5dgzsy?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app | r/live | post | r/live | 2019-04-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhQWk0Vkt2NXVmVkdkYWdaMFh3WVkyNWlrOVpzaGpnYWU3ZmZnSWZyNWNVMEsxaVhNTzlpSFU3eHg1dlR4SkIyMnFuS0lnVzRDUTI4emNZWUQ0REY2aWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIWVBTRHp2RUN2aUxvcDFCWG9wVURQZEJXLUV4enNERmFpOWtOT0RLU29GdVZTX01BbHdMS2ZoY1M1NWFSOXk3aEpVRDdUYUVNbHktSUFESDhBSlZIcTlFY3ZkY193NTIwT1k0c1FtbDIzMlpYa0g0ZFBweDQwNG5RQUFhaHFVYVVxZ3ozb0h1dGQ3ZndmUzlKN05WZzFiUllTckI5a2JOV1huMDlpcjRRNUpjPQ== |
Since the beginning, when I have stated that Samwell Tarly is my favorite character, I get alot of "are you kidding?" and "seriously?" I've had a soft spot for Sam since reading the 1st book. His story is heartbreaking. He's had so many things cast against him, yet he prevails. I love a true underdog story, hence why he has my vote!
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Holds up imaginary ale - "To King Sam!" | r/samwinsthethrone | post | r/SamWinsTheThrone | 2019-04-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhY2xldHp0SUdnWUlZNDhQTWhfTUd5LWxCdjRia1IySG5YNTAyUFlWT090YklHRTkydnNiZ1JCcmJWOU9oU3NVRkpuYlE5YzhXUXI2MzlYSFpJSTlTSlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIeDdNUHhpQ1NLZ0xHVEVYYllOVzJVYVBzbzBaSlA4VXZGOW9neWw4a3JON2ZmNUlOb0JrU3R4WUdIem93R0Z0LTJ4OVVNckdERXJHdEtnb2J0akIySnpCOXI4Qm9oQTBld3RMZjRLZDVrSktTNDVYeEc2TTN0R2k1aU9NSUJMVDNwTExXZUpWQUVzTTFVbTU5NDBuN2xZOVZoemt4UkJ3azdWa0d3UmxQOGpuSW9zRG12REpvc2wyelNidDJKY0JSaEFQNFNwRDBEWlM3bko2MWJIcC1PUT09 |
Where you can submit gagging cats | r/gaggingcats | post | r/gaggingcats | 2019-04-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhd2puYzRyUzZvLUhaXy16ZER6S1dfMkJsRmpqcHRXbzNlbkVXemU5OFloMVpFSVRlVFM0WEU1cFI4TVcxSDdDcXlET2x0QWM2NlNwNUFOU3c0N0ZaSFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIRFk1VzBPd1NMakRNR1J4ak0wQlFxSTY2VHpPRF9lRG5pcmxrQ1FHWU9UTWdMMUd1UEVHWG5PYjc2aWhmUXk2Q3B1VHZjZ0ppVjdTTUpNT3VMS2xvYzFJLWJYUmltX05faTFIRVJnZ1VDWE81ZUlYSFRnTzhPZU8xdWVhMW11UzliTTZ0ankxY2pqZjBaR0tSbTk0RWxsYXByTlBxdnJodkg1SG04QXhmSjVObExsdk5Ub0hkeU5QYXMtSXVDS2xa |
Welcome to r/gaggingcats hopefully you find find these videos as funny as I do... Crossposts, videos, or OC are all welcome! Hopefully I can learn something about moderating a subreddit, Thank You!
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Also if anyone knows anything about moderating please message me... I could use help as this subreddit is growing really quick! | r/gaggingcats | post | r/gaggingcats | 2019-04-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhQTR2aGZXdU4xSXUtcmtfSnRXUm9wOEhROFBPUS13UjZXZzlJeDl3dDdudmF3bkxMRDVkYS14Y2NlbWJTV1J0eDlhYWd2cE5nLURaTm5odTlNZGNZTWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIdURpQS15MWpJYkllaDNkRTl3RXU2VjhZNWtHUmE1alNIelNVOV9DMzhyT1Z1d2FmTi1uMnU0d284VUVZQ1IzV2Y1MVdpSm95T184MnU2Q1d3T3VLbjhLcEl4eWlWUFlhOV9QbTdZNlVfXzVEMG5XN0RfdTYwRVowWGxjSWlGcW9zU05YNDhNUE5LNWlvZ2l4U0RQS29GLXZ6cV9FY1VKNWlJSTR0d1pTTXU0PQ== |
This story has been taken down (for now, at least) pending a rewrite. I realize that this might be frustrating if (somehow) you're a new reader who's just stumbled across my work after years, so if that's the case PM me and I'll see about getting you a backup. | r/onemillionwords | post | r/OneMillionWords | 2019-04-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhZW1QdVotdkdVdWU5djFQTGNUeUlqVU9aTjRhaGIxVE05QmdMTy1qZF9ZaERPdGdIS0JuWjdGMFY5aXlucFFXMVZ2NHdScTVLVDNhRE05YktCQUZNQ0FkWVdoR2Z0M1BHZVBweHRKUG5ibTA9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIZDRUV3Q3ZlhZQ3lVcUVWbDU3U0Nya2xwai03R29ZN3NpSFdsTUdyOEQzakI1LVR3R1pweEZxM085ck9xVVduVlVHZGt0RFMzeVNBSHBWT09kOXdsMkNPYVBxRktrMHdrT0NvTUpuWEtIak9raU5XeTFqQmstamMzTy1GNy1BM3h5Y3NEbF8xUS1UbERGaXZPejRjYkt5eUF2bFhNLUNkMVBMSm9oMmpCN253PQ== |
I bet it’s good, but that image literally looks like shit on a plate. | r/minimeals | comment | r/minimeals | 2019-04-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhLVl2NGVHUC16bzBNZ3pXLWtWUWp5ZTlGYlhxTFlDLVJDTG1oYU04TWpUWHBjdS1fUVBrZ0R0TEFTS1RkcnJ6RW1GWUJfbkYzRDRhbXh0NTcxSW5pNmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNINE5sTU5mS0tQQnJiQjJURGtCTFRSMG9Xa2VNM0UzTlE4cGlZbkY4ODRnUmhtNFJsWDFma3dKdURlaGN3bmhwd3E4MUhleFVGU2VmUG5OMk9tMFlZemYwbkRNc2Nra1hLbl8xOFRlb1VZdFJyMzJ3MFk0dTVLVXpoZkJCLXpLQjlFUk90UTJHR19USlJTOTJIallMeFEweUdIZTJUdVQ1WGNybExzRWZzTkZlNHRTeS1SZUtYLVNaOFZyd2pINnBVR0RhejJjZzB1VjNGVXI4R29xMlZCQT09 |
new user and post flairs
they’re very creative
check them out
edit: comment for special flair (first 24 hours only)
edit 2: 2,000 in 6 hours - surprisingly keeping pace
edit 3: 24 hours is up. No more founder flairs. Go assign yourself one of our cool other flairs! | r/gaggingcats | post | r/gaggingcats | 2019-04-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhZzlDYWFfT29hdlJNeE1YZ2FjbnhtczJBUzMyUXpJdnhLTEpsV1htQ0hseUY0ZEl5bFRac0tIUkt2MlZyZnRta1pjWG45TUsxQ3poeDYzLXpfTVpWWXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIZGpBeVJteDc5a3JucFNSUXFJWUFjajh2clVHRjAycGFUTEx3OFg1UVpPN0htNUdkS0xSaE5DV2duU0R1dDV2TTV1eF9RVFBhRm8zQ05WcUx5LWhxS1cyMjhjVTgzNHRYZFZzWnNidUY2bmQ2M0JSRW1ITEJwSjdTdnROTDdLV1NJdWk3SF9CeFh1ZERoUkhOa3liemt4S3Fzb1NVM3g4VXpRcjBfSFN4TXI0PQ== |
Happy cakeday, but yeah.
The problem is that some communities and people don't see it as racist at all, like me. I just see it as a cute frog. It's used as a representation of white supremacy, but I hate that that's all people see it as, because it's a great meme.
Even this start pack is a super nice starterpack, but all people are arguing about is the white supremacy. | r/wholesomestarterpacks | comment | r/wholesomestarterpacks | 2019-05-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhRm9zeTU2SW80a29GTlZ3cXNhY0RxTEZDMHpoMXRrclk3MVhDczlKdkZvcGdTUUQySTZ2b0wtcVR0b01KVnBwV2Vkb3JXdDA1WU5iMGt2TUFJZF9wYVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIZURaWnV6S2ZqZW9SVGQ0Z09zYUNXNXZjU1JWZFRZOVBOTklHdjJBS2VkRXBZRjZWUW5JcTRJUTlZekliekZKcDBMWUZ6MDdncGV6RHZickstYVI2MVg2SHpjcXVua0FSN2p2RkFqNGdKNWZzRHZMWUVTeHhJX3dRV1NtS3VqUHJoNnJKTl9VYkx1ZHFBazRmOHJDR2wtRDZqeGJhTDZpTHpVN28tWV9CX2F5blgweXVqV2otdUQ5c0tZaC1NWE00 |
Hello and welcome! This subreddit is a product of [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/bj6cro/shouldnt_have_smelled_that/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app) of a cat gagging after sniffing food.
The primary purpose of this sub is gagging cats (obviously). We do understand there’s only so much cat gagging content, and we don’t want anyone torturing their cats, so while r/gaggingcats is the name, we are opening the content up to anything your cats do that’s **outside the normal**.
Outside the normal means anything besides looking cute, that’s for r/aww. We want to see your cat jumping, being in weird places, yelling at you, etc.
“Then what will make this different than some other cat subreddits?”
We don’t talk about other cat subreddits.
Also we’re best friends.
So stick around and enjoy the ride! Use our awesome user and post flairs that I made just for you. Be nice to one another and upvote cats. | r/gaggingcats | post | r/gaggingcats | 2019-05-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhcmx4bFNIbW1fRzVkc2NrT295ZE5JOHZPdDc3bWFBaDhJTGpVNmphSmttdm93WHRJRlhyQjdjdlpLWFFrdXU2cy14OUFYMlpjRzl4SXlybktFWW9BSnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIem54Y1pnS3FSTXRnSTF6VUdDUER1TjZ0VU9XeUZ0YmhMOC1VbEcxUEwtYjVOV2RMNVB0blFYakN3dlZhZVFBVUktQlUzMklMTE94NTlNS0x0UE15V2NOckhSMkZJdGcxVXJZbUdXZUpHQ2cxSEcxSzlzWThjQV9FZjFoeDB6LWY2X1Jpc1FVLWNSX2Q5MnYyLThndGRYX095aXZIc3l1cEw1NE9jbFA3R3c0PQ== |
[https://www.reddit.com/r/playrust/comments/bj16t9/hide\_name\_tags\_in\_completely\_black\_nights/em7mp98?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x](https://www.reddit.com/r/playrust/comments/bj16t9/hide_name_tags_in_completely_black_nights/em7mp98?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x) | r/relevantxkcd | post | r/RelevantXKCD | 2019-05-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhYldmOHByal9ONkdNYmtjVzB4LXhDdGotUTRWUHFoVHg5aHhHSWRONE03MmMxd2NXWlZtTzVYelNVTHlaempNdTYwU2trU1loZGQ3dmJ4YmJrMzVQY0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIWXVVZlhMZWQ1V1VnSU12SXl1UTNINlRYNFlsV041WU41bDFMbnVyZ2hudFJWaVZjaldySTk3SWlEeXNqcUx6TV80QXExdUxIRnBKWWhYc3ZKcThCbkd2bUI5RjZicXpLZjFSaUx1T3dNZnhyM1pUbGdqWXBCVDB4Z1F2Um5jMTRFTDdLMzM2TWhjaGE1TGdKeUo0bEN1RTRsTjk4ei04NHpzSzBBRnlmMEZ3PQ== |
ARF | r/woofbarkwoof | comment | r/woofbarkwoof | 2019-05-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhcTY2ZGJqRlVXd3Q2NDluaUlDQTU0ZFJzNGFMbWQ5WFRrQmoyMzlPR3U1TUluQmhFQnJJbDFTZ1Z3bGVqZDFTbDJTOG1tNFgyb3lwU0NyZVdGOHF0SGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIV1VVeFJ3X0U2TjF6anMwenAtd2ZGSUp3bXFEM3NyaHFEalVlQWp0MC0xT1QxRW5OWVlWa3ZmQmdzaGNYLVVqc1JPVGVWR0NHZHZNd205MU15cUIzc0JqMl9UY0NIdGppblV0ZDVCLUNGWjM3YXJOZ0hVYWVLVGJGVHJ5T2ZKYzE2VWxsR2ZyZ1h0SnBhVFZyX3NIeV9wTVZOaEl4MFBsY3hHRTA0cDVwZUZrPQ== |
dooooog | r/woofbarkwoof | comment | r/woofbarkwoof | 2019-05-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhMVVEM1RnUm9DZlN5SHc3TnBHRV9kZFU5ZmpzTS01X3Aybi1GeVdVUXYtcnBOVFpGUDZVMmEzeUVnd2R3ZW1RMGRXRGp4MUhIRGR0azFEMTdsZGU2OWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIeDU0eVdfVVE4QzJOeHNXNzhfcDBNSEFYanQ5RHJaWHdUREp1TU1OeFlkOENielpiWF9WWGxPdHVocUxFUjlMX1Vub1VOVXkxd3lieHJLUnFFRnZLTkJ5N0ZMbnFVWUJlOXZmZ1hrSlhYc252clc2Mk5OUzdBenFBVExsTXlfQ3Q1Y1dVd0dkdXNadnNFZEZXMnljaWhmVFYxTjhQMmpXaW5FaHZETXlzbTNvPQ== |
I think in this case it might be the opposite? He loves concrete, the dirtier the better, and I've read that cats will roll in dirt to mask their scent.
Idk, what his deal is, but I know he'll do it all damn day if I let him. | r/wigglyanimals | comment | r/WigglyAnimals | 2019-05-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhMUVFTWlVUG1WYVJHeFFOdWhUMEJRa0FsamtNdWFQNG45X0JQVllGbjNQWnVDeTBLOUJiWmpNRWdqczBTWTRMa2oxT3d1Z01nUWJUMHVCdEVoTEE2d1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIbkxQSHdWS0I3TWFKN01TWV9RbmNKSUVnN3hQWVhZYVRhWjYyUWxrRDRIV1pXanJEbXNuSTZJZGpIVVRoc2F5eDQ5VXZ3ZVZaZlo5bGxScFh4U2ZXc2VUTFktUWlnT0N3SklUeHdQQjhVYzNJWkFqUUN6a0h5SFJHRk0wZGQ3ZXVIV0ZjVFpEdlFrR25aN0otMlIydlo5eXV0cHJyaldOTHhZMWVTOHkzbXU4PQ== |
He’s rubbing the side of his face on the concrete. Theres a scent glad there. That way they can go play and find their way home after. | r/wigglyanimals | comment | r/WigglyAnimals | 2019-05-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhWktMMlpYYUt0dkJPaV9uMExfTXM3Z2xqV0hVZkx6cEUzV0xNZTh6bUN5Nmw1Wm95VnZIaHdVdXBMaWY5R0o1ZnhSUVdNb0NnYTdDemF5a3VlcjNMQ2VFSERfVlJmdDdvZXJLVGFkSTByY3c9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIWjQ2TERWb2s5c05CQkxneEE1aFFwRnYyWWo0OE5MQlJsSkFqNGZBQ0tvMDFjTGdlUnN6U2dZMjhSVDdyb1c2NWxlc090YVliLXBodlN6Rm9DcXR3UElYQkV5TlVFaUFjdUZIN0RLUGtHT3FlREx1VXdSNVpEMVdKSHhGeXRMc09DTGhFb1Y0LWFUNGdkQUJaN1VKaThaNGQ3TkVJbmVudEo3aDlYakRCaHJzPQ== |
I never even thought about him using it to find his way back home. He's not allowed outside without supervision, but that's a cool thought regardless. He also seems to just like wiggling (doesn't really rub his face in this one) https://streamable.com/idy1v | r/wigglyanimals | comment | r/WigglyAnimals | 2019-05-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhRXd2MWR3V0VkZGxuV1Q5UzNfOGx3YlV4bHpzNFhhLUFPb3VyZTRaQnEwWWZCR3QxQ3d1U3NjV2tMS0VDZUdNUE4ta0lseF85MUVJdlo5dEZSYl9QWGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNId3BkdTc2MmRCWndpQzBfcTZ4UjRkRjFqMzZidHhmMVNqZUtYN0F6aGc1MGFwTEJCc1FTMDliRWljUGU3R010S1N5eUZzZDAzN0hhbnVpeG80cXpwWFAySnFzTFlpTjdCRzRSc2JGRDBreGRrc29Ia0t5TDQ0aGJnWDFldHBoZTk2UXdFdHRLbl96bkpDRDdER0tFYUhOQXVJakR4OHhfYndCaEw0NTZmWngwPQ== |
Didn't even know about this rule change. Thanks! | r/soccernerd | comment | r/soccernerd | 2019-05-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhcmtRZUI4VXp1SnlIM1RfUWZOSHRwaTRwOEVhVGJCSzNVb2d6ODVGYWZLa3Y5d0FNUUFOX0xxaDBiRlhpYmQ2MEsxUWFBUUp2QS03RjZRbFlmVXVzMHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIV3pNSXc5blpsWFE4eVlhb3RhSnY4S0Y4TmJxNzhNd2pRQXoxbFpJd2hxMFB3OV9nX1hObklWd3BVcFZJZFItQzZmeEJ5aHpkN3pmMnhKYUhuY05wYU9reHlVUEtQVFBNTDhodm85VV9lekdRZmd1VHVPdjlUUzZkNEtoUllPbk9yYWFEMmxWSzJzYVBJSFRUOUgtLS1FTUItdWY2d0ROaVBpYkhfdU9Zb1hpSUdpQTkzUkVscGRON25IX1Jmc2NwTlgyaDZVekplZEtEclNGSjlRT2NDdz09 |
bug | r/blackscienceman | comment | r/BlackScienceMan | 2019-05-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhMXdHcEZ5cWxyd1pkUDZuSkpaS1FPZ1RadFNWM2hGUm5QczN2TUszb0ZaUk1PVTh3NThjT3UyMTBkOEFMbDJYWldTQVQ5ZFIzS0thc1BCQ0lmTm5MVnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIOXdwSVoyT2tsaThYRzRCRHA4Z1hZQnh6UWFqc1dOZHQ5eUplelJhSWxpMVpyUUhxNnhhM0R0QTYtX0wtNWhNcURQaWJrS0RXbkxmRkUtUU5LRmpUREhETlVFaXRyNzVnbzV5UFlNWnJRQ0FteDB3cjJlMlhyM0VqcHFoaHlfRktiak9FVHpTU01jWGpNUTUyRXNPcnBNUnBGZzBHSmlKUXV1WW90Q3ZIVHl6QlZmdFRvS3V4VTdjbFI4NnVnT3BY |
you have a wild imagination my good sir :p | r/minimeals | comment | r/minimeals | 2019-05-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhcmhJTml4NkJFWlllaEtUNU5ldE5fd0dLNjBGeWlqeW0wQzVobHMtWnV6UzhKZEdlRGM4dzJPVE5FcHJ2QVpkRXpfTWdDdm1yd1pwMS1pYWo3REJ0TUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNId3pDdmFadTdUSW5KZnFGRV9NM1I3Q050MmlnZ1dWRkxGUEU4VUh3Nm5tR2VYNU9OMWVSb0M2dUdYQWJKTkViSmcwZElCZGJSSzl5bWR5WU1IaGpXcW5QZ01yOEVoRlFPOXhYeG5qbktacEJQd1RSNWZaUTdidlh1STdtTFlFZWNUOWVFWENHa3R1cmtfTThITXlSTmNlVENTa2RmaHBxYXNENkQwc1pmMmQxWk5UdGtzLWtUQ2tYUWJPcThsUjlQd2ZsX01hcjdJQ0VRNnN6T081QmVyZz09 |
Lolol you could say that :P | r/minimeals | comment | r/minimeals | 2019-05-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhdVBhVG9wS3dtNnhWak90anlKZUV3SFdxZ1dJam50V0xCSEZUVXFzNEptT0ZpckxJVU5FdURDLVd4YXJudnNTdTFrYXZIeVBNejZSQTZNU0dadmUzdlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIc2E2Y0ZzZnBvdDlsTHo1R0lVZGtheWVxS2FwZ3dMeUdhM1lWTndiTFRaMG1BN0hTQTQxcy1DdHEyVE52RTJ3R2gtN2xPZC1pYnhPZ2FUaFJGQUlmV0ZnRjBaUEtNS2JRdWpGYUhMSWNKVlZQUUhuanE5eVNQZjRCNGxoblBneXp4ZWROa3V2STlzZHJMbVRmcWhVUTB4WWRqdkEyS0RuU1h5Z2ZYWVF5NF9hNHBVcHp1LUpqa3JTbkxVR3pwWkFmNzZVYjlGRXJNYnplS2VmQXAxQ3RjQT09 |
So cute~ | r/wigglyanimals | comment | r/WigglyAnimals | 2019-05-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhMWtlQzVrSFhoUEdmX3VMQTZFNUhKNXZYY1hEN2xuTUdhajlSdzJOdDBnb0tGN1g1V3JqY3l5OC1naUlGaVRmYnBBVkVvZm1LNW5iMUtHZzZYaVFwbm5LZ3RWM1pLZDgtRFFjVW1UQVFJSDQ9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIblZPcjhVWGVDblBZSUJYYzdkQ0I5cUpEQ3VCNXl4enVkUHlmNGVsVWxDd2EzZ0lCYjVoOW5jc2EtVDFqTzJjaVAxRTBLb20tRzBnX0NxNEh0SXFuTk9QemZ4YllYSU9NVG9KclBBc3RPWjVEME1yVkJFZzB3Rm4zdHZmOXRhN2oxRUt2ZVNnbEJPRjBWYmVrSkpOVVpjMk5uSlBRcElCOVdIQ01OUWpCeUswNFlFeXQzbWs2SzVRQmxlTUtkRUxH |
did an AI make this post? ditch the meat, then a video using 2 types of meat. | r/minimeals | comment | r/minimeals | 2019-05-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhcWJmSzdmU1FEd1RSSHZEXzl3VU12UVdDTHZyWjIzSUVKVmF6TjdfMC01SmIteHF3Vkp2dWVsLUxpeXRkY09NcXB5cWYwOGFOZWM3VE5zNTNvaEF5d3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIbjRKcUJyVmNKVXM1cGNCME92ZHlfcDFxVEVlQWRncU1tUVVraWlNXzZ2Vlg4djZKd295YjQxUkl1RzQwZi1jRG5ZV19uT2Ixdmd3eVhqRVV2aWVZRGlsc3FRcE5vQXBVVVpWNkIxd2tUUFlLTUdVaWhuWUFHTDMyMkpseVoyVDZJdmFXMGxOdTl5bTBfUWw3bmdkNEFDRTVQTDJvc3RKMERtQ3U2QnFYeldxb0lmR2FvX0NjR19ScGdPb3lsSk15TlRfRVpfRVRTb0U3ekdiMTMtdDladz09 |
Lol | r/wigglyanimals | comment | r/WigglyAnimals | 2019-05-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhOWF3bWQtMmZpX0liX1hGWEIwTzc4eDFkc1g1SHVUT1VuNmppM0dfTGhEaGc0LTFIV2lHa09kMHBsOXI0U0FWMVZENHJJM1M3cW85TGNXU0NHbDUyNnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIc29JU0plbFZQeWJNa0pMS2QyVzdOakNYOFdrdUhmUHF4QXdZemUyRVBXX19rbHpmR3B6UDRXNkdSQzEzQWRnb01DNUVGYXZZLXJjUHNMRGtGd2sxOHpiU2ZPMW5zY1l3S2x6aXB3dHlZcXVOQTNVSkJWVlRGUm9kaUx6dkhIV1VxRVdOeThrVy1NRjRlSWlmMldoa3pRUjgzeFREM25wSUxaN1ZSbHBlRV9vPQ== |
/r/2meirl4meirl | r/wigglyanimals | comment | r/WigglyAnimals | 2019-05-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhdTlKeUZhMXlBVjRnWlB5U01aUkVfTmZvNVNGNmprbmprQk01MHFnLWhrUmZ4M3YzR3kyekpxaUN2UjQyek51dzdvYW5pSHhNMVItNnIyM2ZsQkctZHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIdWRKdldIbElaV3lqVVpPN2NJMjE4a0t3YktvM2E1ZUZBU3dSMGhkMUQxQW5BOWF4ZDBIeVJBaE0tSnFLaXR5LUtEOUVBWXRLSlBGLUZheDBacXFXaGN4VW84NGtoQXU1V0FyOG5KMEUzUGwyTmYwTm5tbnoxSHUtdW1VRF9haXV3Y3VvYVhGbVMwTWxacWxhM3QzeXdHZUU0bjZCTzhPZzVwNmw1RTB3czEwPQ== |
If I had these as pets i would live in constant fear of stepping in one of them | r/wigglyanimals | comment | r/WigglyAnimals | 2019-05-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhMVVOb0tuZmdkOG5nU1R4LTRHOUkzYlJoZzlZUWZWM0c5YW1Za0V1dW9HZlZIVHVHU2taVzVlWnEzeXF0OHdNV3R5bzlYdWxpeUE3enQ1ZnhDYlREUmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIRFBKT2EyaVNqdWt1QU56dGcxazlrWElZNk5JdzlWRjBYQ1hyUFlqSEg4RThQWUNZWnZvTndrYkkwZHg0TTN5ZFdiX3h6Y0J4dF9lNUJLRWhsZnVScXVHLVlRTWtoTjFhQUNCWlRoaHpCM0xrWGMwcUtlNG9ueV93aDJlc25BWWNVaHZSa3loWF9JcmVmT0tWN3JiRTFsbDlSZzh6S2dlbGIzMEhXM05ZMzQwPQ== |
Medium response delay | r/askmeaboutmyjob | post | r/askmeaboutmyjob | 2019-05-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhQnkxbUpvZTl1TVBJVUE4WTZDMXZPc2gwdXd5N1l6djhfUU4tV1kyRkxqMVBoZk1UaWdRem1nNGVKcHNjRzZ4OXk0TWsxNi1rak9KbGUyYUtFTnhwVHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIQkhnZWZWcjNZYi10OEdSbnRsMHVjaHJnTDNqUGRYR1JCTk5JdW40eGt3LU1Cb191eHZvMFl0OGhWbmdtWVNHZ2xhN0ZJbDlNbURrYWF1ZVlmbE1TQmtTYjEtczZLRmlBMFF4OWpNWWotOWZqZEdqLVFXWHAyeHV5TVBOQzF0bjNxa2gwWmtRd01KU1NWLWJCY0lIZzBmU0xjRWcyLXhnNlJiOVBXTUFXR0RjYV9CWU8xVUxRUXNJSHBFQVFGYTdrWllia2JpUnowZXJKelpmMWxiS0VXdz09 |
ultimate wiggly boy | r/wigglyanimals | comment | r/WigglyAnimals | 2019-05-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhN0hHVVpiX3NOWFVSakg5NDFIR2RnUzdLM2EtdHp5b1Itek4xSnZYczNYUlU0cHVpTmIxWGpsWllIdlY1VlhVdlJ2RXdabjhlVXBrS29RMkdEZ3pjSkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIbkxwQ1FRcjVSeGFBcm8xLTJleTN1X2UwZHlFU01WUm9PTGxyMWJud2pWNUd1cWZrM2trMWowMXNWUlYtTkQ4eEFwMExYU3Zzc2ZCRlhibTJhVkt6NExpc1dVUTdvaWd4UGFlQTlzT3FmYzRCaXRMZmFXd3FUNnB6aGZYQUhjSXpjbUhGRm5vRlh5Y0hBeEJiLWYzLWtmTVctd3NfamZlX2RVZmlWSFcyWVQ5cHRpaTRZR2QxUVB3Y2RkdERxVG1rWU9OTm1IV191cEVrZWszSnlBNzI4UT09 |
Great content | r/soccernerd | comment | r/soccernerd | 2019-05-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhbmJkS0Zld1FoQ3d4WFlmX0hsbklUVFBDWmRyaFFReG51UlJoX3dzaFB6WmNsNmFqdHF3RlZQX3lTcVd6M1lKNkpkUXg3LTYzZm90ak5OLXg0ekNsVlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNINkRjbWNsLU96MTdxbzBrZk9YWTdaTk9aQkp0TDlQQVBDUzNFS3lNalg3X1pLOUhhdm1uV2VqQWwydlNMS2E0YUxwS0pTZTdSaUo3cXFlQ21KemxlY0VRYWhaTnVZRGpJVnE0X204MjRVNlQ1ck5GMjEza2pTeTVNSmFsZGFGcGxvVi0zMmg2aEptaVFLRmFnVXJjUGNVUTRqNXp5c2U1cTh4NGV6VDlVd2RhUTZQMDRhVndmUU9SZ0pHTWdoWlc4Y25rZlV5WG5ZZEpTdG9Sa2RNLWZPZz09 |
This story has been taken down (for now, at least) pending a rewrite. I realize that this might be frustrating if (somehow) you're a new reader who's just stumbled across my work after years, so if that's the case PM me and I'll see about getting you a backup. | r/onemillionwords | post | r/OneMillionWords | 2019-05-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhVmlXdE43Q1lEcUxzUFV1TE9JZVBOZEZraWJ5QnNESUNfTnJnQ09heDVxeFRQbEdsNlNZUEtoNG15aTVwNHQwSjRuVTg2T1BXaENVNkg3d1VzUm1wamVDcFZVRFpQdThoSDk4WmZEUGhPeG89 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIaVh0eXJOZ3gtYXRMMEFoaVJ4WkZJeGFReG1vU0FnSlhGWGRtckdwdmcwUUp6YUVneWlOdkt5by1EbFBaOHdHUVE5MVJBZDk0dlY5eFlLTVk0bDlBejJrSFJtR20tX2FqT2FCNTZMZTY4bVVWeDlCR29BYWZxd0FreXlxcFhxaFY1YS1jeVRkRlBVN3hzQ3BnbElrRGdKZEJPbWt1NXAwd1VpbHJrbVhqNU9VPQ== |
holy shit. i've never seen rats wag their tails before. that is wild! | r/wigglyanimals | comment | r/WigglyAnimals | 2019-05-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhR0psU0kzeUF0LWJqNG11R1d4Yno2TlRtVGNQeEE5MXdNMzN6RU5aR1RJRThiLWRpSk9Iam51TldIa2w5V2UxUVh0b2VIV0JPQ1FVTWRZX212amxFYlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIYU5hdzlpeEZ1QzRmR1JPZkJtbWJocFpDOGNJT3R5MFdKc3Q1MWZDa0VqYmxkSHNXc0Nhc1JFUWlXYkZ0aUZVai00NElQTTNpQTFGNVFVNlZPc1BId08tTUVMTWFMeWVOYTl0bUZxQTdXQ0FjWlhlb1lCOVlvRVZnYkhYdGx6R1Y0VTh3TE5UVWxnR1YyMmlyQUh3bWphVXVGS2c5NmgtS3cxY3FhUXc5bWlfdGRlMWRFU2tYcjRNLVZsQXdBVWc5 |
Now I can (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) dong ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧on the go ᕙ (° ~͜ʖ~ °) ᕗ | r/raiseyourdongers | post | r/raiseyourdongers | 2019-05-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhb0ZyLW1tcnJ2MC1lcTZJVGp0Vk5qXzc0QnlCY3pMeDN3bmJTRk1vZUxPNXJzcnpZRXFveGlJWWRLc1czbTFCOHFMVm1uQ3ZPN2lpQVotOXR2bERjZ0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIOXRERE5iUnM5M2VFVUswQjVKSWV0akVHQ256cDIxWFFXaEJ6SGVfQ1VWMXJSVzN5MkJHV0xhc0tsSXpKU3JBdUZGdkxyRlh5TXZVcGhfemJPREx1bUVNbTJtZXNGZExES3M2T3lpUk5yeGxaNWV4OGRUTWVpSTR0R2hOVmlHczVYQ25TMjNteHB4QVRodkV1V0Y4Z3c3S1FWNDhZUWN2Y1hRZmdidXVPRzBTbXcxclZHZ1R0YmF4TGlVblZnZllh |
Personnaly he reminds me of my brother. Hes caring, intelligent and a bit overweight (when i came back from my friend's house after episode 3 the first thing i did home was hug my brother because i was so happy he didnt die in the episode). I also feel like hes the most "normal" character in GoT | r/samwinsthethrone | post | r/SamWinsTheThrone | 2019-05-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhalNGUjExVEM2dXdBeTY3MlRPbTlWdnVPY1FjQnVXSzlZeGRBeXIyZjNTc2FWNUFGczdVY0cxWUNOMDdmSTFSeWJZWFdDSGg5by1vLXpyempDOXozNnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIcUJMTEdlclpUYW5oTHhyVjZKdVRZb3oxQ29RTnk5TFdfNDR0b2JNek83a0VWSG5FWnZRUG01UXVYSDlMcm5SU2Jab3RES3VHMl9hcDFVSk8wNnhIVm9vTFgxSXNzX3JuYThSZkJUamJQZ28tOE4tV1RaQmtMTTFZR3hQaU1Iajlyc1BRVGhndnI3NngzWVdfMEpIMEg3OW16WVMtYUpvcWZDZk1jVTdmREtOOFFYRG5pRzMxQ19CVURycTlFMVlf |
Felt the same way with all the fosters. They were just so cute it was always worth it. | r/wigglyanimals | comment | r/WigglyAnimals | 2019-05-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhVGU2VDBueW1CcFE5SXJSSHM3bDhjUm52VER3bDVWTjF3NWRfX2djZUhZTkd5MG1udzZrZVliY3dxYWRiczYyNXdXWFNwUlpFMUNaZ0tnN2NfdFlleXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIRGU1QnVCNkdTdGtPUjVfUjFObVJHa3c5T2NYdWRDNlV5cjRxLVNPcklfT3JXM09WQ2pueTA4eDZKRjUzdjY5bllmUDdTT0kya3B4VHFraWhGSnlMM244ODJ6ZGNZYXRkd1U5Yi1FNkRwdE5kUEwxNU5ZcUlBazFCSDJDWnpadkpzR1pHX250V20zbkh1M0ItMUk1dFBYdndtNVdOcko2ZjdoYkdlV2dORUVrPQ== |
In the news today, it was announced that St. Lucia quarantined a cruise ship after a passenger presented with measles.
I share this with the Father and Mother of my best friend (all of whom I live with atm). Father tangentializes the conversation (as he does) with how measles wasn't a problem in the US until we started being lenient with our immigration laws and not performing health screenings on immigrants. (WTF?)
Mother and I both respond with information about the current anti-vaxx trend that he's somehow missed. Nevertheless he persists.
"Measles was eradicated in the US." "We did have to vaccinate until the immigration laws changed." "If we had a polio outbreak, NettlesomePanda, you'd get it because you didn't get the vaccine, because we stopped administering it after it was eradicated within the border." [Info: I am 28. They are late 50s.]
I'm just dumbfounded. I also don't have my immunization record memorized, but I'm 95% sure polio is still required. Cue Professor Google.
I let them go on with whatever in the conversation. Which gravitated toward their foster daughter's upcoming trip to Panama. (Who is, by the way, autistic and there's no way the "vaccinations may cause autism" convo didn't affect her.) In the mean time, I find my target and wait for a lull in the current conversation:
"Hey, Father, I thought you should know that even though it's been eradicated in most Westernized countries, the polio vaccine is, according to the CDC, still required in all 50 states and DC before a child can attend public school. The live virus hasn't been administered since 2000, but I along with every one of your grand kids has had it's multiple doses. Even if the virus is eradicated locally, the expectation is to immunize, especially since international travel is commonplace today." | r/slaughteredbyscience | post | r/SlaughteredByScience | 2019-05-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhU1JXVzhKOTFlVmdHSlNoMGNqX0xvUXYtS0pWMTh0LWdGRVA0V0QtT0FhcTJZNV95OERveVVtTi1xbk4wRWx5Zk5OZ1Uza0laUGVVdDRxQTIwMnJFa1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIMWdlZ3JSbEN6N0t4N0hmM1gzS1FYWktxOGw0RjVmUkVUbzNMWjM0elZGajM1a0hmWVFvRzRKTnViWFJiMWt2Nl9VdUk4cWRsYzNjbDctdmY1bENfY205bndLYkhvQ2lfSF9zTEo0aWlVbGt1NVJnOE94d3dUUkFoRUFZeHJwcmRkSUpWUGNPR0p6ekpQMlVZRzhXV1ExVlUtOVNfVmZFWUt2LXdtQkIzWlMtdEUzbFRUd0FsNHRmVUxBV3VoS2ZXdnpXNnZrTXB1akE1YXZJaV9kOVNXUT09 |
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Wow it's just so hard to tell what they mean by this. The messaging is just *so fucking subtle* | r/wholesomestarterpacks | comment | r/wholesomestarterpacks | 2019-05-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhTU9oeWVEaVY1WFFwYlluZWlnMUUyRTZUczNmUm9nQ2xYNGVoN053NHIxLUdrM251N0lGN21JdlRSRWFPaFllLWVWLWFYdmRSa1M1dldVNkZ2cjZxM2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNINHcydjNIOHJRWDY5alQ2Yjd3bko0em5IaXpCYThyWDB0OW96a2tVWXhZZEc5R2hEclhzWmNfX0ZSUnpQSmpmd0M4Umd1UzZDaU5zbEZKell5cDZuUkkzTlNLV19mVXNwR1RWWUFnYWpEd3RDT0wxT0dkemdGeEdhd0dCZzlIS3EyeFhwM1RDTEFXbWlVWWVneklTTGxXLU5MYXlQWDFCOVhvTzN5STlWWDN2bkZZaVNDVG1helIyeG1GYmVMUjNs |
Make memes against white nationalism using it then. If you don't like it, combat it.
Like the community will hate it and throw you out, but... It is a racist meme now, so there you go. | r/wholesomestarterpacks | comment | r/wholesomestarterpacks | 2019-05-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhenhMNUhQcWVkcU5USWR1YVpnZWNLXzQyYjY1X2hDbUFMbDdmeERvTlZJVDFfLVZQVnd2TzZFR0VhREtaQVd1R1NWZ3dIVU5JWFBIWE5zamZZck5KckE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIdWZmWW1NYTlCRERGQzl2WVRzd0FzU2gxOExiUHVzcmd4SDFSVkhCT1Jndnp3RUc3OHdxcFRGTl9pS2dMajZUazdHam1PeG9BQjN1Nk9LaTZJWFVieThGbVgxQkdCb0ZCdDkwRjJwVENEbDRzX01PZ0hhbUs1SmY1WnhwNTVHSXRYWmFSY3BmRXl0VTB5X29OQ2tERTJwRGxUUWVuSDJoMW5OVG1Zbk9ncHFMZ29UcUdyNkFVcDU0QkI1Y2xlWVV5 |
I relate to this a lot. | r/wholesomestarterpacks | comment | r/wholesomestarterpacks | 2019-05-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhYXBjZUVhSVNoa3N1SmJRZlhYZ1VkMW5vNGE3SmlMYkhMVXBPdTRBRWw3WHV4amlSWWRrY3ZKVDhDVVhzOVR2bW5KWFhUdmNTWkhCaFJfSFRaTVlwUGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIQTN6TnFoN2VKU01mNXl1QS1oMGc3SEl3YUZiWjB6UDFjaUprVTNSa1hwMXFzc3FPdWFJQlZ1UDlqREVlNENDcktRV1ZKdUhUd2dXSTNhMkE0WHZaR0ZxcjhldUI3WUd4MnhPQmFhak9SQ2ZOUUlybGttRDg0VzE1NjlBZkc3dVJ6cVdMWlUwTUlvdk5DNkJTUUhDSjd6U3I4MThyMnJQRlk4aldaTDVUdDVTcmNEVmVJSkZEcUh6Z2R1WVFyVS1wb1JaQlJrTW80S1E0QUpJT0oydC1qbnl2Z3BjUjd5dVBQOEhIVjBHTVhsQT0= |
I work as a medical secretary. Called a guy to ask for his pharmacy's info so I could fax his script. He proceeded to leave a message with his own address and asking me to call back for the pharmacy's. -_- | r/talesfrommedicine | post | r/talesfrommedicine | 2019-05-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhd29mMDktV2JvcWxkRDJraTN3LW5mV2doNFgzakQtU0N2YlpsN01nZEtfS0JnTURlUFdxcE1wYklEeUg0SVMySW4tRHpVZmdOTTV0bWRrUHA0Wk9GYkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIMjBYcVZETG9oRHRna0FIaHhlV3M0c0dNeGNZUE1LamlOZDBfQUpGV2t3cGNFYzBuLXJGekM4eXJKSzl0eEd6dlljSUl3VFRBcUx0U28wUHhaeGd1Q1JjLTlPblZqd3FaaU9jSGZJZWx4S01talZrd0lGVVZoR2pacFRmRW45UDk5ZHdyTTlqR0NMN0dLVTVqdHlYdG96M0JHNVJmcWdNQnlFMEs0ZXdRQTY2MFE5d0o2QjRJNVB2QXhLY1hMQnBN |
oh.. my god.. this just made my day | r/wigglyanimals | comment | r/WigglyAnimals | 2019-05-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhbk5qbHB1SUZab0djZnpFMjBvX3lMdENJNDNkZHVnYVpObVVKSHRXbkRHN3JMTVVGY05Md1UzVC1WRll4eFJMSmNRMXVHUnlUS1RsMGJ2ckgxWTdIMmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIeUwwZG1jTUdpUTFCUEZQR1d4WG9ISkRMMk9rMXJud1Fudjl6UEJndGR3RTFTcnVHYXl4N0RXQXN3bm1oU21KVWp5aHFvVFJUbzhPOVFPTFYwVkZzYjNOS0pfMmxuTEs1YllkMV9DaWJCcG44VU16cmtaWGRhQWpkaWZYWVgyaURVRl9YZmpycWYyVGQ2SndJay1mcHZyTDdXaW5LRkRGbmRkM2FoUjA3aDNBPQ== |
r/trashyboners | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-05-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhdURXLXJmaDFjSHdfUkg1SktuN2pSazF3QThNanZaTG9RZ2tBS2RsRk9fVnVuY29pV2YxY19laEJGYXdNNWhTRjdsZG9BVkpwT2dEdVo4bG03RVF4WFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIM0Ytb0NhcEp3d1NjN29LVm5GckdDWW53SnUya0FIV0YwcUJIdU82aW1SdTU2M1ZxdlJaM1Jjd2lRTGZlcUdvOWNRNVBQaDIxSDVwU0hIY1hwclJWMm9RRnc4WUZqUjJEZWFHNk13SkdnOGdhU2ltYWxJcE1MMS1vUEVMbXVVY21KbzdCSUY1a3VkZGNSUmg3RV96OUI5a1Z2N1E5QktiNXpiUmVwTWczQWJ0ZVUzWFk1LVVkUGI0QkdHTFpOeUp4Q2pnMVdLcFFYaDBaVGt0S3JQRzFqdz09 |
Can we all just take a minute and throw respect where it is deserved. The battle of Winterfell would never have lasted more than a few minutes if OUR BOI didn’t bring dragonglass to the table. I don’t care what any of the haters think. The guy struggled in the fight... he’s a Lover, not a fighter. | r/samwinsthethrone | post | r/SamWinsTheThrone | 2019-05-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhNEh2U0thNWxfSXUwMlJkZjJIcUFKWC02WFZqaHBhbHU4RWE3dl9iMmlIeUZVbUw2elJ3ZVZWTDdNZkRNVFNsUmszXzdyMHRhaVo3bi1vcE9feGxBcnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIcTBtaEVIVGY3Y2s2ZGpUYlF3NUZfT0xJNmtmdEtYemg3ZU1FcV9yXzYxTmRpWmY5R2QyVTFkVW9nNFNram4zcDRWZVAzLTFncm1qV2FaUjBHc2VqRlVaZnQxRDFKSTZPcWRvcVhWcERBZGlJcUdCVXdJMERhNEtmYndoTzFQTHZxYmRRbGtBYjJKcVRYUVRER0VaRHN3VnJCZzJSdDl5Q2dTUGZtVzE4VlZSbmI2cFRjTWJJckU1SW8zSGNXbko1 |
He was a ball boy. But prolly my favorite moment of the season. | r/accidentalslap | comment | r/AccidentalSlap | 2019-05-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhS0w4WTRRbDhFbVhIc01DSXJGRk5kU0ZEclllNE9nUTVYeWRUUUhhT3Jlbzdvc05ZMmVsNFlFVGdxTGVQN2poOWcxeFpaZjBuUGlwN0tCOXUyZUJCdmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNISW1BVEtHdEg2X01hdUVSajNTTzhySWo5RldIZTZVUExMYlZKRVFqVkp2VFMyQWwzV2wzaVp3dlZ3TzlMN0ptMnhCRTdLeE50N3NfVjJoY3BjOGtkWDhBRWFYcklEZlViUTVwU3NOcGtkV0VRN1N4SkF6MWNXWDhxRVNGb0tDdGlfWWlsZ2RkUXUzSU42cHhPM1FzUG1Ec2lTT2JzREcyMUpjUUlFNWhzc0xySTFNU01vOV93UUxIU29FNDFCWGJZa2VNWGNIbFktYU53eDZNNW9WR1ZRZz09 |
Specifically in a small town in Essex, ask me anything. It’s been a busy week, this is the first time I’ve sat down. | r/askmeaboutmyjob | post | r/askmeaboutmyjob | 2019-05-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhN05CRjdPUjRncEduQ2d1N196XzhIUGVZLXBINUFSbjhObWpxRXNOWXp2NGQyaEh0WDdEOVB1dmpoMDNRUURTTTY5S2ZLX05DblZ6R1ZXdjl3ZllGV3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIYXdnMC12bjZQRWxrRG0xVkMxbTFPYmV2eHpFaC1zMmR1Z1docEl5TXpScy1RU2ZmcW9vVWR6MTZOTEdsYW5UN0xqRU1TZmhnZm8zYTB6eHZzRWdtelVvbk0zWE11VkxYMGxnbDdzdGdoX1V6TEs5alRnMW15LW54TFpXWEtXb0d2bzZTWkV2S0ZzQVNGNTZrSWg4Vjc5bmQyMDNwR1BPeXRYVzVDVHNfVFkydFFQUzkzNEItUGs1TmplcjFhZXNVc2dIdVZYN1BXMkRva1N4cVp5LTF2Zz09 |
lover of ladies
and
stealer of a considerable number of books from the citadel library
😂 | r/samwinsthethrone | post | r/SamWinsTheThrone | 2019-05-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhZllpdFlTNTlFQmtVajNxRXh4R2hEa2JCR19zT1d4SkZzSjJRak9YbWJzQUt2UTY5NVVnSzZsZ1FoRFdaNHRNS1dBSC1RMTJnZElyanBMN01Xa0dZR1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIdlBjRHlGMG9ORTR2bnZRQ2gxSUk3U2VBUUVleUlMSXhVZm5QaWUzWHAzUDFBYjhrTGZTSW1sNXAxOGxYZjBHVWxleFQ3cWxEOW9mc2NfcU5ucEdNVWtPdjlTWlc5THNndGo1Yy04MnpIX0ZQdEw1MmVVbndPcDZxRGF3SmZqRWRUMWRRU0FMNjVnQWlhXzFzX0Fic0puVUZBSVc2cDRESkhwakNmUU50OVpfd0xpWG1QTld2QzJjckFRZ3JMRXZhWGZQeVl3eXlrS3NaVmxYNlhPR0lRQT09 |
I love longganisa! Gonna try this soon | r/minimeals | comment | r/minimeals | 2019-05-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhNXBmbVZWbnNPSmc2SHlzLUFhSjZWWHNCTXZVWmR6U1lWQ1ppUW5WbTZTT1dVOUNDQVNCTjl5UkQtWFI0M3lNVzU3OUxxREV3MVc2VmJtblBGZkNmclE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIMDd6SGVlMWVLZG1teTN1bjhGbENpUEtmd0syOEZhWjFRaTNuWUlneDVHclJaUWM4ZUtVUnVlbGVEWkxnb3poSVNtSzBia2ppeTZrc1loelc5RzE1SXdpM1AwdjVjQUpsc0lCd01DT1ZfdEJ2SThoZXc5bW1majZYV01PWXBuR0NSa3duQW0wSFpybV9UTU1PU1NLT2dYU2Fabm9rUVhpR1N2dlFWNVpDZG9oQ25IeUZrVUhOOHBhN3luY2ZMNGROZHlRbHBCWElUMmQzNWh1cVJTZWZBZz09 |
Where’s my testicles Summer | r/wigglyanimals | comment | r/WigglyAnimals | 2019-05-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhQ2dYNEVPaGFocDhsY2ZrcmZUWnA5TG1HTm1wdHVPaFdYN2oyNFZVcENLYUZ1Sy1rMF8wdXpoakNHT2Y1elhXX2IwLUJwbXM2akpmV0VXZTQyOGRta1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIbHI5bjFEdUp4aDNJLVZxS3BCQmNreF9rY2dXNjdpaHBmWEo4ZFlKZHZqZnN4VVJqY0VrWEpqTWlPNnhSTGlIMDBXNDhFUTU4SlJ0QkgweU9SZGdTcktTUTVxTHRsb05uZUtGUFhNT0NwOXplUjZaNlF0Z0l1Wlg5cVQyd0RlckF2MFZORDJpWW95NmppckxyYnNKR0l1MmVnbVhvcURORFRHQmZBQ3ZjOFFzPQ== |
Hello, everyone!
I've been reading around reddit for the past year but I was so shy to post anything.
I have a travel blog (wheressherlyn.com) and it has been approved by Google AdSense but I can't maximize it to monetize my blog. It's been a month but my income is like 0.90USD 😅
Can anyone give me tips on how to monetize my travel blog? I'm really passionate about travel writing but at the same time I want to make an income out of it.
Thanks a lot! 😊 | r/travelblogging | post | r/travelblogging | 2019-05-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhSDlpZ1VNclExR2JtOTI4ZHlJV2NjeVlfRmhVdFRFWUM2VjVHTnN3dWluNG95M3ctSmRLOEtHdFN3eDFoeGFXQmFxUXRJa1Fhb01EbkpvQnVvUDFOWmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIT21vcFFXaGtQNkJiZmdKZG1XWHZOZ3ZIS0h4c3lnZUZyeWcxSFl5OWFfQW9wbXc5YkZOY3pSRkdIVGVHWXBxMWJhODBzampHNHlHRnJLZDBELXJEb0k4aUlpa2lEVkplRi16MDh4OURwNWpiZzFBZVY3UDVQY0p3OHhHUGpqSGF6R01PeWt2WFNiNFJLQkRtX0ppWjltdkJ4SEx5UHFkM2lSY3N0c1daRkdOdXhFM2xGS1dZcVF4Zk8yU1FIQTU1alVUT3l6YmRrNjBua3lSQkZmX20yZz09 |
This story has been taken down (for now, at least) pending a rewrite. I realize that this might be frustrating if (somehow) you're a new reader who's just stumbled across my work after years, so if that's the case PM me and I'll see about getting you a backup. | r/onemillionwords | post | r/OneMillionWords | 2019-05-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhOGtJUTVpVnMzSGMwYXdFbkc3LUhhTEhNSTA4TEVHYVZnWk40U0NuM3VWZHdfUTJCUGR2UGhIQmhqZVcwa1JkbGg3UUNfTW1CUXRFVTdlM0pOTi1XVkxjQm9fRDF1YmE1d3gzUU9mbHdTazA9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNITTNpcFBxNUdhVEx3dlplTU9vVFlIVWljZ2c5anVKeHJjRDV6R2YtWUlUTUlIYWNGcDlhX2dJTGFkV29ST0JnTXpiS3hvTE9aa3hkNTNSaTFSWHpSb0Fva1RSSXBReFBybnc1OVBHODAyWWkzNEEtQzQxSlYzbGRfc2NoTnViRjNLdXNOSkVYVG5YUnh3WmtzMFdBbjJJMTRnWHlsajhsVklXUVZFelFFNEtVPQ== |
Reality can often be disappointing. | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2019-05-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhcW9BUzczdnNIeU51SFg1MGhydzVNbDB4VElEWjhDV01hQlk3OFZQRVZldll1ZmpqSjVfRHd0MWV4SGhfR29PS1ZiWkFYOHJZbHlpaV9Zd3dCeDVNNXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIR1hIcUN2ZlhITEVmTFU0dnk4NDZYZU84aWExc1ozXzF1R3BRTFYydnRLckNzWE9GSDZEVVVjVGdjYWRJXzRxUkNhTklQSWJoMldKYkR4S3FNbm1FVDJfcmNqRkVnRjF6MWN1UF9Sb3ZCN3kwT3J5VzBtVkVXWXRLVDluV215V2JqWjMydWFHS1J5dWtULTBLWGdoMmsxeHdxRkY0VDdPbWFQVF91S3NTRkE5SVBrTDEwWmhPUTB5ZkY3cVd2d29mNFdGb3BMX3lvSnNxLVVSZFlfQmdHTkd6eExlWUVRbzBxcUV2dUFoZFlQaz0= |
I love her little jacket. | r/wigglyanimals | comment | r/WigglyAnimals | 2019-05-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhQ2Rma0dzS1F1U0haWDdVWERkdWd3QUtId3lLQnpLT3I5SjU4NFJmTXpBeF95SUlxN1NpTDdLMUh6eVhDX2lRX0t5VFIzNmZwSmJkQXZWakdrTUhvYXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIYUJFenM5V1dfYmYyd3pHRDVpWk5JTzhOOUROY3FjcGNmSGFHelhqRWtjbURGWTlhS1RITm5pcDZqeDZiSWR3dTFoQi1QTjZHYzRFNThrV0xRanJWOEhMVmVWRTlwT1hOZEozSmFGQnduN0lhbTQ2MVdZSUlXbnFtV2J5MWxHanB3dDA1WEhXVEN3aWQ1UzBkVWlpZHRZQmVnSkdqVmNYb1NwYlExMEpzV1ZnPQ== |
"Ridiculous," he laughs. His heroic face is twisted into a grim parody of its former glory, anger and madness distorting his features.
I sling another fireball at him, followed by a concussive blast of air - he extinguishes the projectile with a wall of water, turning it to steam, and waves the incoming wind away as easily as a fly. We're fighting on an open plain miles away from the last city, and there isn't too much to work with.
"I'm the *AVATAR*," he shouts. "What do you think you can accomplish?" He slings a sharpened blade of earth at my neck, and I just barely duck in time - it grazes my skin, drawing blood.
He keeps shooting. Blades of earth that could crush a man, gusts of wind that would steal my breath. Gouts of flame that'd roast me alive.
"ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE A HERO," he shouts. "THEY TOOK THAT FROM ME."
"And so you think you can become the man you were meant to fight?" I shout, pulling up a wall of earth just in time to save myself from a lightning bolt.
"There's nothing left for me," he sobs. "They killed her. They killed all of them. All my friends. So I killed him."
"Your job is done," I call out softly. "You ended his reign of terror. Please, don't make me do this. Please, don't start a new one."
Another gout of flame's my only answer.
"You lost people, and I'm sorry," I shout. "Nobody should have to go through that. But please don't take them away from everyone else. Tashi, from the bakery - she'll never walk again. Bumi, from the diner. He can't see or hear anymore. Chin's whole farm - he's lost his livelihood. Oma's horses."
"I HAVE NOTHING," The Avatar shouts. "WHY SHOULD ANYONE ELSE?"
"You took it all," I call. "Homes. Schools. And-"
He charges me, pins me up against a wall, both hands on my throat. The world is starting to go black. I can't breathe.
There's only one option left.
I summon some of each element into being, holding it formed in layers, cupped in my hands. Primary stage. Secondary stage. Uranium-238 as a tamper.
"And..." I gasp pitifully. "And..."
"And what?" He loosens his grip slightly.
"And my fucking cabbages," I say, and the makeshift fusion weapon in my hands detonates. | r/onemillionwords | post | r/OneMillionWords | 2019-05-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhdFlibF9malc5SkVBRlJpcDdGbE1INjNPMXNaSmFjbHduaElEcnJ4SGhSN25VRXRRZXBkLTI0ZzJkckdxUHA2YllJMnctOGlDY21QcmxYRV9uYjNUeWVXalg2TFNOcEM3aWg2TUxtcVF0NDA9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIcF9hM0RQQmdHaV9NUzY5N2ZSQ2pXSnQ3Q0FVYlBGaU9VNEI2OWNCZHpQckE0MjVOdURacWZvckFON3FPMFh1cEFnajhpcEpfY2ZxcXRDLTI2NzI1VS1QTEV1anVMX24ycE5xdm9pakdKRF9xS0I3cWgzQnFTd2haUmJ5LTEzLVZodmMyTDJ2bWVkMEFYNU8yV1dlWmlUNFFndWZUMWdfclVvVTJPSk43dTVXamtiaENxYXRRN0xWUWdTMWhOUGNhcTQ0N1lLa3VqeDNwck5pS2ljR3d0UT09 |
What do you gents think Sam will do to move closer to the iron throne in episode 4? I’m curious too see what everyone thinks | r/samwinsthethrone | post | r/SamWinsTheThrone | 2019-05-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhYmRoYmJ1UlAtMWdSYkJYWjBadWNpdFlUX1RjYUR2eXQwVm5sWFJLM0JUMlRjR0xIQjlCOUZuQWNGZ2dyU1dVbGFCUkRTMGJYTU81Sl8tR0h0ZnNHb2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIUEVSWlZCTWwyMWFoNThETlJZeFpSQ1ZOZFNhTFdPMFgyREs5bkdad2JhcUZpSkhvT0xEbnliS3V0N01ncC1BcE1IdXhRQTdXLXppa1V3TDVROUJsSVdzX3ZHNzFmbFRnVzRkNndQbkdMVDhWdGljNFV3OEE1MllhVEdaRThjV1U2alN3bHpNZnB3VmRSUzBuTkNuSFRNMTAzRDFZU1lXclVzZ21nWkRLV2dTN3dkMVhrX0VGdnoxMDBfX1ZUOEpU |
It so funny all the other humins gawking and taking pictures of ordinary humn stair-walking ha ha | r/totallynotdogs | comment | r/TotallyNotDogs | 2019-05-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFheWR2ZkoyaTJLTXQzYlBHVXIzb25sazNseUFTMG9rRWxfdmRzblp5cW5HNGFvMTNBczdwRU96eTJ2WU5Fam41VGN2MjlhRHpISWVSX1h3TWtsd3B2TWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIVUk5WFAtN2REZ0phS3R6RjhWMVBiMEd6WE1BZl9QR3dKZlVoYzhNYVdBRFB5aE5jakNJUnY1ekJUVXNqUWlNS1ZueXJWU3pyVFQwZ2kwT2FkbWRyeC1BdVRxeUFXZy00dnVwbmdKcy10LUhSSjFnWnNPcDV0ZUFCdGFhSDNlSEpGaVBuaVJCYXZ6dU5CMFRIZkZlUmhXeEZ5bG5Ud1Z4ekIwZVdTMXZBbHhDVFp3bk5wUmd6UFVuaFNPV3Z3aF9U |
Welcome, borb-lovers, to the new r/Borb! Here we will be appreciating the fattest and roundest of borbs.
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Just a few quick notes:
Every Friday we will have a Borb Battle. I will post a picture of a borb and users can photoshop it. The winner will get bragging rights (and a flair :D)
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Try to post unique borbs! If we run into a repost problem, I'll probably start policing them, but for now, I trust you to find some beautiful unique borbs.
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Feel free to reach out to me if you have any questions :)
Happy borbing, I'm looking forwards to seeing your posts! | r/borb | post | r/Borb | 2019-05-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhOGNPYmhtSEtoSU1SblIyWEdEOTJTR0taUkZkR1AwZDFaVEl3S05mWG40Snp0YkRFUGJYLXlvWUtvRVhUVXEteWpfa1MwMjY1Tk5idU03UVIxeDRCZVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIVTJRUHhyMmFTUEdFMTRIY2NFNGVUZENfR0NnTHRTQk9zUHJwYlR3bmFmM0RZdlE1LVdvYXl0cWtxVG44eXpkX0hNUlBEWnRnMEszeU5aOUJMZkxfODVRdHBKanFKZF9xRVQ0dGctbTFoRW90Z2daOThzSkNiVkp4Z1lIam1IV3RYVFhsV3FzUjRWVlVKUTh4QW1HVmlBPT0= |
Woof! | r/woofbarkwoof | comment | r/woofbarkwoof | 2019-05-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhWXdBa2hFd0tuOUYtd2JGVkVuOGFZQkNNaW1EY256aDdjWEdYTFIzZThpX082eUE3a1dROXhCT1UtOVUtRjByU093RWpaRDZWLUdteVk2b1hDa1paeHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIdmpOcDJuc3hjY2pZcGhldTdEa0lSOTlLbHFrZWhKcXkzckplMDJiejEySmlYODNTWDBibHlienBXQmRWdXh3UHZfUW5hNXAtMEU5aXNJYWoya2dISnVjdWE0VHJJajRyZFF2X1ZhaHA0VlpGdThMeXhHcW1BYXN2b0g0c0ZvVFE3V2U0VUtySW1iNVFVcS1BY3FRZi02ektVTzFfc2xXaHRMT2hnTnZlakF3PQ== |
# Post-Episode Discussion Thread
Discuss your thoughts and reactions to the episode you just watched. Did it live up to your expectations? What were your favourite parts? What ill happen next?
* Turn away now if you are not caught up on the latest episode! Open discussion of all officially aired TV events, including the S8 trailer, are okay without tags.
* **Spoilers from leaked information are not allowed!**
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## S8E4
* Directed by: David Nutter
* Written by: D.B. Weiss and David Benioff
* Air Date: May 5, 2019
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## Links
* [Frequently Asked Questions](https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/w/faq)
* [r/GoT](https://www.reddit.com/r/GoT) [Original Episode Discussions](https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/w/episode_discussion)
* [r/GoT](https://www.reddit.com/r/GoT) [Previous Rewatch Discussions](https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/w/rewatch)
* [Our Twitter](https://twitter.com/RedditThrones) | r/samwinsthethrone | post | r/SamWinsTheThrone | 2019-05-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhb2xSUDN6YWNpTXdpajdRelBUWTh2cnVEMl9SZkF4ZDVsdHBsQTBWVlFnZ1YxNWEySDltdHYteDBGanpxcFFnMGRYWXBhNUcwVk5xZVJla0p1dWdKMHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIZHAxd3F6UDNaWGFOTE5fak1xUW8zdi1UdVdKZV9MR09fR2JhNmxPTnhJVE1BUkJpSHdGcXNPRmo0RU9aeUtLak5YQXE5N08zV0FlbzdWcHlnd2xiRVJJVXVQcVk1YllzcTkwYzVRMWNDdGNiVG1aWnVvRDJNbnltUUxVVVNjai1LTV9WUU80dU1nb1RnMlk2VmpCQmN1dDFrVEthbFhtcEJ0Q205b0t3bzNCcUJ5UElwLTVNOTltcUZPSks2al9f |
Shout out to our boy Sam for having another little one on the way! Additionally, I thought his interaction with “Jon” was kinda funny. They decided to name it Jon even with Sam’s knowledge; it was almost like an homage to an era. I wonder if we will see the kid by the end of the series? | r/samwinsthethrone | post | r/SamWinsTheThrone | 2019-05-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhcUVCQlJMV1F4eGdjUWdEM0l4aHZHSnlmTHFtbzFRY1k5Uk54V3ZwS1BteU95M2pCcnNUN0UteWN2UFN1aGY4WXhYcFdDaG1HVlpTd19jLVVIbXdNNXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIeHFfamFvd2Vla3dCMUhoM29qRnRuekJLRWtIdlVGVGpJVl9PT19NeTQ3TlprV1JsZTFCSjZqSndxZXRZYmQyd1N5NHgzSzVkc0JZTFJ0Z2dKLTlEaEZHMnVNYzRsaDdWbUpVWF9PbEZMeG5GYmVzTVJxWjl3RWFDVl9meXRmTjEzTy1ucU5XdDctdHhRcmoydFg0TEEwZzVrSldFMThGVWFBRHI5UjRtZUFwM255Yk5IeXRWeHBvQ2htMnF5eFhq |
Rip | r/impastabuildings | comment | r/impastabuildings | 2019-05-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhVHpnX2RrLTZVVUZ3UXphbGI1dm96eW4xTk5mNU1HbmN2cmt4ZjduSlBCdEp5UnM3MURUMU1KNHY2MTZmU1hYQnRyWG5Qa3kzamt0ZEFNZXdISjl2cHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIZUtvMkFGRDI3b2w4dzlBMTVnVUUzaDNnM0hLeDAtSG1UUHlKb0o1dFFTZ0dsU2UtblhBMzdYU1FFT3Q1anpKYTZPUnVTenczY0tMd0M0bllGM3NQSkRRa1hoTHRHM1k4cG04c2hycmVzMEJWenZWZWRualJ1QXNhcDcwaXBkNGg1enR2SXE2bTg1YlZ1Z0E2bHd2NTRxbUhSMnZRWm1hUklFUjhINmEtbW42cjZNM1RYWlUtTzNJOGNQamVlai1f |
woooof! wof! wooooooooof! wf! | r/woofbarkwoof | comment | r/woofbarkwoof | 2019-05-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhWmpPMFI0bVpEMndTZkJjeDhRejZvOFdqR2NiSEtXSUdOS2I1UkFjd3FkZmswWkZXbURwTm1EZmFVdXhzb0t3WFJ4M1djZjJ6TnZaeDVqU2pTYWVZSVhHNDNNZjhpNVZiNjFuS1ZaSTRDVkk9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIUmdZZ0x2d0I1RjV5RXlweVN4c3BFclgyeFdjNzdqcWpzX3RidS04Y0txNHFqUzA2SU1aV0hHT0JPZVBMc2RVSi01cWstamxRcTBieHhVY0xyUmFwSEZGWnkteDhCMlZPUXNOR2Q2bGtQYzE1U0VXWHNwVWF2RGVJTS1yZVVRU3dybFdFUVhpc09rcXI4T2dncTdLaUgyWUJiVk1OVmE3WWZUZ3Y1MTN0OE1nPQ== |
My best friend is an owl.
See, the day you turn eighteen, you spend a year as your spirit animal. The creature you represent most - the one that represents you the most.
John, he's a dog. He's happy, friendly, and loyal. Harper, she's a crow. She's clever and witty. Kate, she's a cat. She claws me up every time she comes over.
Just kidding. Mostly. Jason - he's an owl. He's kinda quiet, kinda reserved, kinda dignified.
I turned 18 last night. I woke up today - fully human.
Did the spirits fail? Impossible. They *never* miss anyone.
What am I going to tell the Bureau? Everyone's transformation has to get registered at eighteen. It helps them determine what kind of person you are - your personality, your strengths, your best future job. That way, they can structure your life in the most fulfilling way possible.
"Hey, dude, where'd you put my mice?" Jason's sleepy voice comes from the other room. It's hilarious hearing it come from such a small animal. "I want a snack before I go to bed."
I wander into the kitchen. "I dunno man, I haven't-"
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
They're all there - John, Jason, Harper, and Kate. My own little zoo, except Harper turned nineteen last week.
And they're all staring.
"Dude, did we get the date wrong? This is really awkward..." mumbles Jason after a moment.
"No," I say. "It's the eighteenth."
Kate the cat speaks up. "So what's your spirit animal?"
"...I dunno. Myself, I guess?"
"That's not possible."
"I'm gonna call this in," says Jason, and he moves to the landline. "Maybe someone at the Bureau can help us."
Harper frowns. "...We've still got cake. You want a slice? We're the only two with hands, but..."
"Yeah." I say. "I'll take a slice." Cake for breakfast is always a good idea, right?
We're halfway through our meals when we hear a knock at the front door.
A primly dressed young woman is waiting when I open it. "Agent Anders," she says. "Spirit Registration Bureau." The SRB. I've heard they're generally pretty friendly people - more of a job and employment group than anything.
"Can I come inside?"
"Sure," I say.
Once the door is closed, she sweeps the room with some sort of device. It blinks steadily throughout the whole process, and she sighs, satisfied.
"I need to tell you something. But first - I need your friends to leave the room."
"I trust them," I say. "They're not going anywhere."
"We don't have much time," she says. "Tell them to leave."
"All the more reason for you to only have to tell it once."
She looks at me - at all of us, and sighs. "Fine. The SRB is going to come after you."
"What, to help me find an office job?" I've already realized that's my probable future. Boring.
"No. The SRB isn't just a job assignment bureau. It was also put in place to hunt Abnormals."
"Huh?"
"People with unusual spirit animals. Dragons, fantasy creatures, that sort of thing. Once we had a unicorn."
I frown. "Isn't that the *opposite* of what happened to me?"
"They'll want to take you in," she continues, "because you *do* have a spirit animal. It's a human. *Homo sapiens*."
I frown.
"The Bureau holds more power than you think. It assigns everyone to every job they hold - of course the placements will benefit them. But they won't know what to make of you. And they'll make you disappear."
"So what? I go on the run?"
"Yes. And you use your unique talents to stay underground for a year, then we register you as some neutral transformation, like a dog," she says with a glance at John. "You'll catch a fine for never registering, but it's better than the alternative."
Everyone is silent.
"So what are my options?" I say. "What unique abilities do I have? I've got no claws, no speed, no stealth."
There's another knock at the door. "SRB! Open up!"
"...You'd better find out," she says. "Go."
And I run.
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This story is also available over at [HFY](https://redd.it/bl91sj)! | r/onemillionwords | post | r/OneMillionWords | 2019-05-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhLTV5QUFLXzRBckFyMm9EaHczMkNEUkFBY2locks4TkFuZUJWUWRGX1p0aUdGaHZyY2lvWEUxUXg5dHNqQkZEY0huajhncjQxeHBEeGM4UE9vaEswR2dBbHkxYjJGU05fTnB6Nmt1eGRvMGs9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIZjlGR01GeDJxSW1fUkFaakJ6UUZwRWIwNUFPLXVoUzhTdF9kdDNrTjVaM1FxTWdxME5kcTd3SFFaaHpIQ3c4YzlPYThNRGQ1OUUyUFVyZF92SF9nMDNLeTdVS3pfZnZScTFjTm95aEVYeE9DTGlOcVZpaWRTcktwdHdtQ1dIYkNpbndJQUc2NC1DYWhHUUt6clE5YzdRYWVhWDlVR3VmMFg2VFZwWXMySUxBPQ== |
american woodcocks !! its thought that stomping on the ground like this causes the worms to move around and are therefore easier to catch | r/wigglyanimals | comment | r/WigglyAnimals | 2019-05-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhcXlabGZJbW1TNmZ1Z2Y5OGIwX3piLTRwMDNEelFObnRReFhhY0UyTk14UTJfWUdLaU12S2Nra0JYeVUtcDY0Q0Q4b1M5YWFLV2V5c1ZmSUdtU25MMEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIaUk5ZHpqLXVZQzN2dmdfNGFFMXFqRFpGRVZEQnlvb3B1QVk4OFpCdTFDb0FhSTl4TkNOclRDTy16V0RLRWtVS0IzVWs1azhMWnR1ZFRKaVluakp1a0l5amFEVGdtemVPV0tzTnRteHdwRVhxREtzTnhIVTNHWVd0WVlvemJKb3U5TUdiWnVCNkJkSk12ZWd4X1k4MjhwZ1JNZEpZYW5wLV9wYVd0RGluSGREZjk3ZlRHTXZURDY3X0lFSmphZm53YmJ0MnpSd3F4MFhxdFZ6amxOSFZIWUQyUlhqQVE5bVZIS2ZrT3ZzSnp2Zz0= |
Deyo! Mise deeeyo! Daylights come and i wana go home. | r/wigglyanimals | comment | r/WigglyAnimals | 2019-05-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhWDZiR05CbGpMTWNqYTFiU2JwMHFxZUlncV9yU2NQWHBtZ3dPdXBvQzlWbnlZUjJUM1ZYNFpXRmdYeGd1WHN4amVPMW44Qm5TUDdaVEJrRG1FY1JOblE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIQ0R5NTNxdTF6NXRRMm9weGdiWWdkUUJmUkN4Z3h1Q2dCUk43QkxGQ3BjSHFEcmtaalZCUi1nWEVXeGU3WDlBYlJZQ3dPOVhJdllQY3A5OXBSOXhHTjI3Mk1fdEpJQzhUSHlObzhvZGdmMmlBbXdSMmRxd05CT0Q4TUROMUdZSllpWExZZll1S2gyQ0lzN2o2ZmxtTklHQjU5b3RySVhxTWJjZ0NiTXdoZURuckFCaldDNk1MRU5BTU43MG9vdTZlcG5kVkplTEVBQTZQYjFGVl9xZjJZZi1DNFp6OHVTNUFObEpYSGVqd3hZZz0= |
[***First***](https://redd.it/bl8nh5)
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I’ve never been much of a runner, but right now I feel like I could go miles upon miles without stopping. But I have a better idea – and besides, I can’t run forever. The pounding on the door continues.
“OPEN UP!”
Stop. Don’t think like an animal.
Think like a person.
I stop, turn towards Agent Anders and nod. “I don’t know why you’re helping me – but you’re putting yourself at risk for this. Why?”
“I have my reasons,” she says in a curt tone. “Go.”
“Wait,” I say. “I need you to hold them off. Tell them –“ I glance around the room. “Tell them I turned into a dog, and that it was a prank call. John, you wanna pretend to be me for a bit?”
He wags his tail.
“…I hadn’t considered that,” she says. “Clever.”
I hide in a closet while the uniformed men speak to Anders.
“…nk calls these days,” she says. “Listen – you need to tell your friend to keep his talons away from the phone, alright?”
John nods eagerly, and does his best impression of my voice. “Of course, ma’am. I’m very sorry about the disturbance.”
The men leave.
“See? Easy,” I say. “Now, I get time to leave, grab some cash, and properly repare to go into hiding.”
While I’m packing some stuff into a backpack, Anders has helped herself to a slice of cake. “So, you’ve got a few problems,” she says, after swallowing delicately. She’s taken off her blazer, loosened her tie, and propped her feet up on the table. I realize how young she is. She can’t be that much older than I am. “They’ll realize their mistake soon – I can play it off, say I wasn’t aware, but they’ll come after you all the same.”
“Right,” I say. “So they’ll know I have no transformation?”
“Probably. At the very least, they’ll know you didn’t want to register, for whatever reason, and that your friend made a call.” She glances at Jason, who’s about to start apologizing. “Don’t start with that. We’d have showed up anyway, and your call helped me get here before my colleagues.”
“She’s right,” I say. “You were just trying to help me, bro.”
“Your friends – you’re sure you can trust them? The Bureau’s going to question them.”
“Of course,” I say. “Remember that time when –“
Harper puts a hand over my mouth. “We’ll keep our mouths shut,” she says. “We can say we were going to make a prank call and surprise you when you woke up, then found out you weren’t home.”
“Sounds like a plan.”
“See you in a year,” says Harper.
I move towards the back door with a heavy heart, and slip out into the street beyond.
Well, that’s what would have happened. Instead, I run straight into a suited SRB agent. “Hello,” he says.
“Shit,” I say.
I bolt back through the kitchen, vaulting the kitchen counter effortlessly. Dimly, in the back of my head, I realize I’d never have been able to pull that off last night. I dive through the window, land and roll, and keep running.
A squad of four SRB agents materialize from the bushes and come after me. I’m not sure why they’re not just getting in a vehicle, but I don’t have time to stop and think about it. I can only be thankful.
I duck around one’s tackle and spin around a tree, then keep going. My legs are pumping and my heart’s pounding, but I don’t feel tired. Not in the least.
Strange, considering all the running I ever do is from my car to the front door when it’s raining. I duck under a pipe and slide into an alley, then push myself off the far wall and keep going. And going. Exhaustion is foreign to me, and for some reason, I’ve got more endurance than I ever thought possible.
More surprising is the fact that the SRB agents are able to keep up. One of the suited goons is only feet behind me, and we’ve been running for miles.
I turn into an abandoned building and skid to a halt. Anders is in front of me.
“You can stop now, Eric,” she says.
“What? I don’t understand.” I’m panting. The SRB agents close in from all sides, coming through doors I didn’t know were there. “Why did you help me if you were going to let them catch me?”
“We were testing you,” one of the suited agents says.
“You’re not the only one with a human spirit animal,” says another. They take off their sunglasses, and I see now that they’re all about my age.
“We keep it quiet, but there are a couple every year. The SRB recruits them – us, I mean, as field agents.”
My head’s spinning. “But I’m no – whatever this is. Job agent. Spy. Whatever.”
“You represent the best of humanity,” says Anders. “Creativity and intelligence. You came up with a plan in seconds when they were at your front door. Endurance. Quick thinking. Community and loyalty – you have friends who would stick with you through anything.”
“When people transform into their spirit animals,” says another agent, “they become the best version of that animal. You’re currently what we like to call ‘peak human.' I’m sure you’ve noticed the physical and mental gains.”
Now that he mentions it, I do. “So… what do you do? Really do?”
“The SRB does assign jobs to each new adult,” says Anders. “But we also track down those who would use their new forms to hurt other people. There’s a reason that there are no rampaging serial killer tigers or dragons.”
“So dragons really do exist.”
“That’s classified,” she says. “You’ll learn. For now, you come with us.”
“Where are we going?”
Anders tilts her head and puts a finger to her earpiece. She murmurs something in reply. “To get you fitted for a suit.”
“And then?”
“On-the-job training. You’ve been assigned your first case.”
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As much time as she or he pleases lol! | r/wigglyanimals | comment | r/WigglyAnimals | 2019-05-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhZU9zOXpVUUVzTDYyU3FDcm80eG51TFhmaUlLMkdtWG5JX0diVlVOQ0xySEloNTZwMm5wTEJiZDJfbXlOdTg5bWZ6QzBkSkNUMHpVbjV5NUhtVU8tbEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIdXcxZGZFSlRpYWZwVDVyalZLSnRQOFVzdEM1TEdyWkg1dlhJSDZ5V244bmQ3QjRwMU5BS1NZQUxxQ3VxZFU3X1JtWjM4QllVMFd3ek16bkhqYm1UWUN5bVNwNkJ0c0ZSQzFkZFUxdm8xV2d3REZ0RnZFc01UX19lbFVlem8yb3dVVTREaWNGSzJUS0FlcjQ1MXljajJBTVpROFktVXJiV1VrbnRLdS1fSUhmQmdjWnplVUxwNlUxQ0lWOUl2eW5D |
This snake is stunningly gorgeous. | r/wigglyanimals | comment | r/WigglyAnimals | 2019-05-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhc3lpTXVFbXdpbTN1NExXbjVqNVZORWlUSWZfT3cteXQwOWVOX3M2OFlhQU1oQkpvREZLakdiX2IxZjRPelZ5S1o1a0pOMnVueFVsWDRBMHY3VlZTbUdDemk0TmxxQWo0ZDlkOHo3R3d0U1k9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIQ0pTeXdsRmpuZGh1WGhnSFdYUFFUaE1iQl9oOWszUXNvbGhaV0dvUWFPV2xpc1RjUU4yYlBHbXlKTjAwODdTdGxyYzE3ejJhYmlhU05KUm5OS2x3OFFlQnRRYUVsSWtZbWNQQUNUUWpJMEYxaTRCbl9SMDc3ajBQMEYzdEJLZ09BSXBXb0diWERoR2hVdjZFcWhNdC1aTE1fZ1pvSGlILWdLdERtMDd6b3BlVjJPcWwtQVVGQXdxS09lQmNacUdVTFFsMjVobU5wOGE1UEh0UU9JV1IxUT09 |
They’re fine just a lot of hair | r/wigglyanimals | comment | r/WigglyAnimals | 2019-05-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhNzZtMXZhQVBES0VjZ0plaW9KNG96bzgtTGx2Vng0dndDYmtMdDhpTEQ4M1lPSHNzV1l1ZlB1b3dWeTVOMExsYkFBOXBXaVE2VkFLVEhxeko2aGx6eGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIRmpoTEQwdjV4MHVqNjdxd1JaeHliWkFwWXBTR3V6YVRUREFyall1c0swdVNzUDdHN3JqSmlVQ0pYT0YyU3Z6NXdhUmxWaFEyS0trNTdTUG1yTFMtekctalNYd05pSHEtZkk1TmFjbC1ITlk1dURwaFg0UHZSeWtOblB5UmV4YkdNOVMwTHQ3d0lXdHUwd1ZLZ2ZXb3lVcTBxSlFmUE1UTzVVQ1lVbVpYOW00PQ== |
Yeah, unfortunately theyre rare in the wild thanks to the chinese black market for their pelts. | r/wigglyanimals | comment | r/WigglyAnimals | 2019-05-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhcDBKMW80TnNwMWc4bnViVVAtMm9qWFhoQmQ2SHg2Z1p6ZHZEdTFsb1BBcC1fMThmSTF3N085amVfZWlINFNRd1pmUWVycHRjWkdnS3pjTjUzREFsMHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIZVFodWtUT0VycmFYMkx6TjQta25aSjdDME9jR08tMXRzNW9NZFRvaTV0aFMtU0tKb1F1NDZDcWx2NmJEd095TVRPYVpIMW9lQmt0UkUwclF1Ykwya3Rtd2l2MkNvcURhZVVXZDJBVkt5b2djT2dCaU9oT2doUVlXTTEtRjc4a29GM3padWQxcjhSb3ZYQzc0Nlp1NmpxNzhkUlNuXy15U3RKMDlOVm1NdnNzPQ== |
Good post but unfortunately it has been removed because it has been posted recently by another user:
* [Click here to see the submission](https://www.reddit.com/r/WigglyAnimals/comments/bl8kvv/why_did_the_birds_dance_when_they_crossed_the_road/)
* [Direct image link](https://i.imgur.com/BsXnlFE.gifv)
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*I'm a bot so if I was wrong, reply to me and a moderator will check it.* | r/wigglyanimals | comment | r/WigglyAnimals | 2019-05-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhVzZVZVhQY3JTNVFvRWF2b1MyVE4zMTZfNFVUSGYtaDExdTRBREJMODRMMDI3R0VtT190UkJLSjlxODk2T3VQMXpHMHpLRVJMNFFjbHNrZUVqajR4V3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIYWpfUGZjVlZkTS1QOGoxaFRuNzEzbEtPRUJhVF9EdkdZS3JrSk9yM0tkWmlENWQteVhnZTNvUTBLY2RKZUxVQzJ4VmFyZC16ZlZKX01BWXBFNjZfOTh3bUgtNTM3RFpoLUtZdUdGNFdRUXhLREJYWE5zM0pOcXZQQnRiUUE4RWQyYzl6eTl4LXNFT2plcFc0MEpCN21xX0JNRnluRXNmaWg3ZFVySDZ4YWFnPQ== |
When you need to unstick your ballsack from your inner thigh but there are people watching. | r/wigglyanimals | comment | r/WigglyAnimals | 2019-05-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhc1JVbXFFazcwSEJlcVhnaElnVE0tc3ZwRlpqQUtWcVFIbFdKb0hTT0I4SG5oS2VWRk1OS2ZwWHVJVVFHTDl1cHZSTi1iaEFzMmJtVkJIV3Z1TktnRXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNIa2lWelp2RlozUG5HQnVGMVB0QkpqZXRTUklCc2UzZmM0TmhkTVNESDhzRTktdGV5dW9Qc0VHQUxwQ1pLMWozRm9rZG1OYnBRdmVuWDYwVG5xU1ppT1J5dU15LVVYUXJaaWpROGZ3bjVsZlA0WW9SVzNlSzZIY1B6eWxlVW14RHZmdl9Sb3VaRlN5YXc1TjZGUjlBbk8tZ0RiX2FLTTVPWlVpaFF3VVM5NVJvRVRjYjZ3SnZ0cEktcG9KWkRKazY3SDJ2YXJiTGNIQ01YOXVjWmxyaVh1eWMxY3o5Q0g4eDlGU0Z4UWFlck03bz0= |
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