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*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/DubbedGIFS) if you have any questions or concerns.* | r/dubbedgifs | comment | r/DubbedGIFS | 2019-03-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhaERLcmJpX0FPSmJtdEViQmFsWGl1cXB3TmpXVFkyZmJGaVNvSmFDRXFEVUxBcFdtUWVKV3cwemVJRVVYVHBZWHNPQm16dU41aTc3YnpRTjNtLWVhcGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHcEFFVTNwTjhPa1NuZlpWNGVzTEI3T1l6dUw0LUxDTFpKUWVXRUxEQkxZYUhyQVVYV2dObkVPTjN4dldzSHVPcFViOUl4UDN2clJHNW50V3FicG1fNE5GWkt6ODNNNS1VdHgzQU01c19qT242em5uQ1ZXLW5mbjZXYk42bjFkNndXNW91Qlo2NkZlZVNRSm1qa01yNE5oNFBPa2xyRHZSUXdUMVk3TW1ESnZPcDktcWhzTEwxeEhuaGRiSzhaNTlZ |
[Holefeed](https://www.buzzfeed.com/davirocha/gotta-choose-em-all) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2019-03-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhY0xmN2c5Z3c2b0R0OGNxTnlDUk1WRjFWRmdBZHo5UnlHNlFqczhTZk9hd01qUGp1Ny03VFRhMXQ3LW4yOFBNVWFUYkw0TWtlQlN3TFlnVms4ZG9ka0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHMUFyLXhSUVpBNWpzTGM5T2dENWxOVkt4WDhrR3hlekRscmpaU3M0NWtmRW5DZFpUTUU4elhVWFRSMC1YWjZEcV9CN1FvRVNhY0p6a3I5X2FhMFo4VFpUVjJxMnV5LVN5ZmMwUWVRaDhfZjNzLXpXS0FyazFHQUJ4aXV0TGVvOXZHRmI4V1NGVmxBcTRSWDgycm5HRHJUWmRJdWszR09iSHJkOW5LYlJBZ0dKdlE3cXQ2UE52aHVtU0wwY0M3bnJGQU45Z0ZNVzBvSXRoZWdzRkhpZEJIUT09 |
I gotta say, I'm actually impressed.
"Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride.
Nobody gonna slow me down.
Oh no! (Oh no!) [I got to keep on movin'!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4c_SkROzzo)"
| r/unfazed | comment | r/unfazed | 2019-03-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhdXFsR3hlNTR5R2g3d0tzRGV1YXVYT0NnallqS0JUcFZEN2taV191MFZMeWhGR2NUdk8zX3RlSlMxNHRxMXRyeVlPM2lMUzBTYnhuMXRxSUtHb216NEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHMG90dTAzaUpEd1R4TWNqOUpiN0Q2bGoxZ2dRT2pEQ2pTaFNscEhUVGZEd2NjODFLaE84QTRqek5NTGZaVWZGNEJXa3MyU3BaMzVsWmltVzhzdVhReDRibHM2c0pqR05xSGFsdDVmcDMwSmViOGZsalEwYVBFOWhFZWs1R2RrTWpqdFpFRG5qNjdYUjhHZUsxYU9pdlg1QXpQeXhTdFJMOVlXMV9yNFI5dm14cEV5YnVVN2FtRUh1QkJWR0M3VU9sd0ZVTlJQVlNXdW80bWR6RXZzcE5DZz09 |
This is for any of the videos you find that has the dog holding the camera for any reason.
Edit - This means that if the camera is attached to the dog in anyway, post it here! | r/praisethecameradog | post | r/PraiseTheCameraDog | 2019-03-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhd3UzU09fRjBDQmVVUmI1dFpBWmxfVVlienFiZ2pCOHFraGR1QjlvV0w4WmJFNlF1eFUxVmtJZDJKcVlZYmpybUZodmZOV2JPZGJ5OFJxeXlqZkpKQXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHSkxHQWEwVmxXSFFCTEk3SGpiSE5lLVNIQWJhcnlHRHpmU2d4ellvMmFKOEtVU2tQS3BtRFByM3NMMFI0SUYwb1lJZk80MUFrNkJiWmdKWF9MaXpwT2J5RzNtS0dOR3JJNW93YWZ0RUctNC1yMmtRczJXQ1Z0ZUwxakViZEhGcUV5LV9TZzNqVWJSSnVlV2Uwdm04TW9FODYtNkRoTmVITnhGQ2V2TUdYTVZUX2l3QXk0SFNSb0wteHdROUw4WWRya0pyejRyYmRRNV9UNFVRdzVpYTlDdz09 |
The sweet taste of pineapple mingles with the zestiness of the pizza sauce, and the savoriness of the ham perfectly. The pineapple keeps your mouth from getting dry when you bite through the crust, and unlike the sauce, very few pizza places hold back when blanketing your pizza in sweet pineapple-y goodness.
In other news, I found this sub 12 seconds ago and I'm too frightened to talk about philosophy or ethical quandries. | r/tmbr | post | r/TMBR | 2019-03-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhZ04zWlBiVHZZNHVZUnRlRkhsWHVuaXFWS2w2VFRPVTVjeGswWDc4azJzZng5TWJ4NGRYTTZBOEk2R3VUeWcyUXlHaTBRMGthb3Jqa1RoNzdGUk52ZEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHZVZJcUlSWTM3bzlDWVZjX1FvQzR2U01qRFNhelE1VkVWdGJ3SVQxYkxjNVdTV3AxMi1DTUlNVXlpLVc2U01RaWVJNko2TzlwdG14aHZBXzlaakQ0OXpweTJVN25xbGRvNDVKSEwtSEgwRlhPWF9GWDFhUXNEcmtRQUgyMktDN0hySkp0SFdxclZfU0tPN2JZU0VKUzFSYWpmT2ZWTTllMlJBS21NQmFRODZaWm5DZERxWWplZ2JfdU1PQldraHU3 |
I know, right? | r/totallynotdogs | comment | r/TotallyNotDogs | 2019-03-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhWVNTOVpQOHYwWFNkRVd2WUFDSnN3MEJ1bTgtQjlCMmxfWlFCSktuMFRENXdjZG50c3diR2dBbzFnd1JvNVNYMWtqLVREU2NITEZxeUFXdHZ4VlRHcFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHME1ieTE5WmlTQTJfNUVYeDhmSlNpRHRzbkZhM29mQURyd0JBcVhFZDF6YnFnNW5BODBtNF80eWl2QzFwd0x3VmZLRjRKQVVtSlhQMlZwcnZYazhTVWQzdWNyeWZ2cVdMTW1KTVA4QV9uY2I3M2htZFRyM09IX3VKcVpHaXpFalozQkZhZEY2c0FiSUI3b1ZrckZxM0plRVg0a0xMZFJrWUtqSWw3WFYxeU90VmxfS0FiejYtQ2tJMlhta0ZrblJG |
You're dogdamn right it is | r/totallynotdogs | comment | r/TotallyNotDogs | 2019-03-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhRnJEXzhsWkNFZkF1OWpLcWdwY2x3MHVSaXZLRWY4QWx0dDJUYXU5bXM1OWptbDBGOHU0WU95UXdqVVE4NXBSS3VuSklhakRNOHhONldKZGVzMFdjRlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHR0xfRWZiWVRKY2x2MFozZVhHQi1fUFVySk01dnZxTm9LZDF4N1FtQWhTSzlhSTJGdjJyZWNEeW9Qa29jTWtoR3BhVFp6T09EZlVvUmlkY01JcHplNF9BRzJ1cUJBbk1kOEJjTy1NejNrOVR3dEE5SXU2OGEtcm9RZW94WmVEOVF0Mm5jZzEyRmQ0ZUlCdFZ3VlpPcmkwWldVcU9DazZDZE9qNkR1UzRBVXJfTGMxOVdVbm5yN21Kb3J5RHhWNFFo |
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| r/raiseyourdongers | post | r/raiseyourdongers | 2019-03-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhYWlXcGRNVmFhX005WmU0RDJ4d05xY2c1bjdidU1tZTI4Zm1iNjNlZ1FtZ2cyYS1EaFlYNS0xUDBMSDZMSFo1eWFqbEtqZEdZeHowVzc0ZXd6TWo5YXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHZVhaMGFUdHRVYU5XeUpQeWpVZ0JveDBWVTRPVVd5NnNXUnhaSHBYNnVVdDRVRnpRd1lKVnZXNVFremd0c2s5OFpQNkpvSFY3MjdCQjBtN3p3REMxclJCcUtqVVoybUc1TGNEcWUtZld4Y0NhMkI1R1ZGRkdKcS03dFJ4UEtfcXVvVklJcWRFc3F1eEFUUFNBWC1jRkJiNC12eHpDcnhvbThIX1k2R2h1cVZKeEszNmoyc3JKM1FyNGRrX0RiaE14MTNreDdyY1ZXS1BZZjZ1cTAwN2VKZz09 |
I AM NOT A DOG, SO THIS IS IRRELEVANT TO ME. | r/totallynotdogs | comment | r/TotallyNotDogs | 2019-03-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhZVM1S1dJS0dKVkh3VkNuNDBwYTZqY0dvLVNRSmZoUW0yS2FOV0E0dHpkUk01bDVRZWRnRmpEb3dCdktiZG1VckZVd05XLTRMMTh4c0ZsMmZuTFp1enc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHbHpCSXdZVkRwMG54U3o4eXFuUGg4T1hmVTNneVY3TEg3d2NBVU5ZTzFqM1FOcUtSeFhyRXhyMmtHUTZ1OHpaQ3ljamxOSnVNS3hoWFZyZFVQZkcyVFNjNlYxYjRhNUpuR3llX1NENkJXX1dNYl9hMmlCNEozcEtuUUZlYWpnM09IX2Y2VFZvV1gwck54WGRhZkpCazJ2b1lmcjViM0lHU3BYMnBkUjFhQlBBZGRFTl91Y3NxMTJMNWpnVjZZejZf |
Ok can you please not swear. | r/totallynotdogs | comment | r/TotallyNotDogs | 2019-03-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhTFJ1bWd5MFVEemIyZTc2LXVFTmJUYXZBUnNCRHRhbmo2ZTRpX2RtOUVlSkJ4bWlDekdMYXB4enBOMURocFAzS05kNGtRbmlZQ2R0ZlRTY0FEbjlLVWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHaXRmT040TVlWSUcyOWhvblhxRXpObGFjaGQzVUJmOGNqSVM5M1BmaW41UlpMT1hjZlFXSmU3NWZaeFVsZzJuS0M4S3ZabzFodEFnNG1tY0xHU0pPTXU2YXlkZTMyVXI4eTRxRVJEdFZKTEkteGQ3cXYwZzNmRkxKNDZfTUxITGNpYlU0S3NuMXZ5b0RmMmdIWXljTXQ3ZDVzOENybXNZQlVDMVpKcjYzZlBXODNHOU9tb0FuVEVhc0VnbkxfeDZa |
Does anyone know if Gabe will be visiting and events soon? | r/the_gaben | post | r/The_Gaben | 2019-03-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhZFhsbmVIMXotcTlaUTBBR3h0bC03Z1E4bE5wekpFeHh2cGZKRmhHTUxleW9VT2RxdHR6aWtNdjdydGN0ZExxYkRkMFZPVHRrZmhYcDlac2QzMjBjVHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHYlUxWnZYbHF6VHA5TTNPSjNwVGRFaDVIWms1TG5PQlQyOFJqVTZkbFl6bmNCeGJrd1ZBZDhldmR4LVAyZm1hTVZNek13a1NWZUVVaURWRGhxQkw4bTJFc1NoYTRCTEo2VC1vMGNSbFBEZXRXREVOXy0tVFFGcXlxR0RMYzNNLXNOVHp5TlVXSlNkaEh6WmZTa3VkZmV5clh0UUk3NmdwUFZ1U0wwdzR2OU1JPQ== |
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stares at the ceiling all night wondering if there is a doG. | r/totallynotdogs | comment | r/TotallyNotDogs | 2019-03-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhOFFPVFJ2RmxOWE82Q0xWVGJVY24xT3JFcFY4ajhHcjRCNnJYYUpKWmFSa2prN0dZdGZJYXYyREVxeGtVOENWSFMxZE1QaDVRY2tQQXJWM1NhX3FXQmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHWTIwb3JnZVZTbnY4SC1hUGcxd3pUWDZ5cGZ4OXdWaTlLZVE3OUZWNmlrZEpRRjJMOFVLU1BOWVdKM3lxZzRhanI5RHNGX0JsZ0NGcGhSYjNaWjJUUGRkeGg4cUgtNkpuT3lqU3FaSUJEbjJTaGJuR2c3anRLSEVxZXJGOHRhTlVqcTVXOWpwRDZqZzhuZ2NUbnFLOXRBR19JQ05PTUo0R2VfbWlTYjB2RzlfenJOQ3EySEs4REVmQ25oM0VFQkt5 |
Well I think this means that dogs are very important and should be given lots of pats, and tummy rubs, and especially lots of snacks at all times.
| r/totallynotdogs | comment | r/TotallyNotDogs | 2019-03-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhZXdhMEdYdWEyQjBBVzM3aHJfUVFzYUtaSmEza2h0V2lKM2NpVlBOMVBfYUJDSkdMcVkzUUJtRExaRWd6TjV5czBBODRULXJWWlMxZWVlZHYyYnVIUnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHZE15dXh5d2U2QUF0cktyb2JzQ0lPeWM2RTZGSExrb1FpMXpTR0hYRzEtVmFyNWNSQ0g0QmNUZy1vZGVuY2V6bE1lbVE0X3FLUnpWTk1PSWFuRGxEWk1aXzhuYi0zakVWWU4zRktTOHo4WG1Fak8wdmJqRUxHVUEwWlF0WGlrZmRDemktS1JkejZhZlVIbGJZd2RfU2NiRFNsbVBjSW0tcmVDMDFDbUx4Q1NtbGwyTXF3ZmRqdkZNQmk5Nm1udFRD |
I feel this is the internet's zenith | r/impastabuildings | comment | r/impastabuildings | 2019-03-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhTmNRdGdMUEw4ZjMyMXl4eC15UmVVZEJGZDlJaUgzdzFfalZ1YUxLYmpEbHk2N1JUOWdwbmZobzlOSWZ5WDZ0RmV4bWZpR1IwN0l1TjRLMlU5ekJYTnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHeGJPaFIwWVRwRDdXNGVnZ1dFRkxRZmRzcXBWSno5Qm5mNEVqaFVJNzdYZnJ5QURXSlp6NG05dkUwdWduU1RkeXRSa3QzOVN0MC1LcHQzOUlBdFdydWg3a0FNa2VBS1hhX3ZUTGN2N2pPMWtPZmU1SUJhXzQ2bE9EX3VLdFNhbUFBMHRNR1FNeVVjMU5hdTVmYnVBUTVhU0psVGFDSDJsMGZIdktwUFcxYkRJY3RkWEREWURUQmE1emxkY2hhUnVp |
You wouldn't happen to have Medstudy Pediatrics would you? | r/ultimateamazonseller | comment | r/UltimateAmazonSeller | 2019-03-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhQV81emZpV0sxb3Zfd1F4QWFNQUpzbEJUenI1YXJVdnN5anVQOWpwaTZRQzBoYTkzVVY1cUhIemh4cWdoYmhVenhJeG5MRW9vOTE5Sm9oZkNyeTZEeEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHeWRTcjd5bDd2UXplaXdaZG9Xb2VUcjNoSXVqSnBPSjJoRXlWRC03OWFra2tuM0IwUDNVekkyeFdabExYdmVka3hpaDJTY0Y1Ym9UV25SVXB2VTRpY0ExQXVBR0NlbWpUdW5iaVRTTTMtSDZ0aUZXQTFtOTZZSHI3QURNWmUzODdNdFZVbHpWc0JZMEQ4V0VJelF1U0kxUHM3WkJhWWZxT2JrTk5zVWRnUURSOTZiS2dUTjBRTFdFYmd0bjl0N2tyVTVEcHpYOUM2NjNSb3Jwc1VOaE9Nb3pGbzQ3MkN3NHA0MnpTWFItRWg1UT0= |
This Mike is current and overlaps slightly with my last Mike story
Mike was a fulltimer, which was uncommon for where I work. He was a fulltimer for about 3 weeks and equally despised the Other Mike as much as everyone else. When Other Mike left, he was promoted(demoted?) to a Part-Time position. This part-time position has the perk of seeing my boss every day, something no one else has. This is fine, it's whatever. I've had this position for 2 years now, surely nothing will change.
Well, I was wrong.
Mike asked me if I would cover some of his area, which was no problem. I took a third of his hours, as we all agree is fair. He tells me to come see him the next day and interrogates me about taking a third of his hours. I tell him that's how it works around here. He disagreed. I lost most of those hours.
I had been told by my boss to come in an hour late so I can stay an hour late and supervise an event happening. I had been doing this for 2 months and continued doing this throughout Mike's part-time employment. One day he comes storming up to my work area and asks me where the fuck I've been.
**Me:** Home. I'm supposed to come in at 4 during these two days.
**Mike:** No, no. You are supposed to come in at 3:30.
**Me:** No, sorry, but ever since (ex-coworker) was here, I have been told to come in at 4.
**Mike:** Yeah, I don't care what it was like when Ex-Co was here. This is now.
**Me:** I was never told anything different.
**Mike:** Well, Bossman says thats how it is NOW. Forget what it was when Ex-Co was here. I don't care. I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'RE COMING IN HALF THE TIME.
**Me:** I was never told anything different.
**Mike:** yeah, well. That's how it is now. 3:30.
Me being an emotional shit am barely holding back tears cause I'm so fucking furious at being confronted like this by the new guy. I call my boss and explain the situation, to which he apologizes greatly for (he didn't tell Mike to come yell at me) and he completely forgot he had told me to come in at 4. He also lets slip that Mike wants to take my overtime, called every day I was "late" to snitch on me, and gossiped about me to the other two we work with. He would also leave notes about how I don't finish my work properly. I have seniority over everyone by 2-3 years. My boss did tell him to lay off me and mind his own damn business.
About 2 weeks after this transpires I notice my other two coworkers doing his job. Mike has been giving the other two his hours and his work to leave early. This would happen once or twice a week. You *DO NOT* do this. I tried telling my boss about it but it seems nothing has happened.
Mike quits this friday. He's covering a late night event tonight. I noticed, again, the newest guy is doing part of his area. I confront him, sitting on a fucking couch on his phone. He said it was for "training". He said I had no reason to know what he and the other two were doing. (There are **FOUR** of us in total). I told him he needs to tell me shit my boss tells him to tell me (something my boss knows he's been neglecting.)
Still wondering if I did the right thing, actually confronting him about his bullshit. If he had told me what's going on, I would've left it at that. Dug his own fucking grave.
Edit; formatting | r/talesofmike | post | r/talesofmike | 2019-03-14 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFheHZLME5lcl9NUUlfMlNQUXp0czV4VXVDNzdRdG1FeU9kOC0zQkVkQlNzQTZKZm1IOU92VVNGTEVkQTRKZ2JQNE5UQzQtRDRxTmpUaVRFeV91SUN0YXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHRGJUQTktbThZdVczSlN5d1pzbERCbjlyel9UeElmYk9lSk1oTmYzbEhxMVVtaUFxNGg1UmdhVGpMR0JsZm9MdXg2dkx2NGt0REZEdXp4VHJDejEwYnp5UmtjVEEwUlM5M3lHTWVTazVFekR6Mnh6d3lEYlhNQ1RnLV9kenVtVm52Ql9TSjFaV2U5NW1lZHBEaXZmdTlfWWZsMDg3RFNhWGxhMUdWclhPajQ3bGxNTVNCM3RsWkw3NnZvZFdEYUhT |
Source? | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2019-03-14 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhLWNvU0lZdElBbm9pNlhZLVhtdFBUWXI5WXg0RWpvakR0emtXX3BuTHMxbTVXMUx5Rm5zaXloRXhtWWJ4WnozOFNYaTVQNXBUNjZWb0NnVTh4d040SXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHelo1bkpzdEZ5LXE0ekQyUEZNYUItS2tXMXVMTWF5b3hhODlBVEI1Q05LVmVfUHVValdsX2taVlkxZTRvVXhTUmFmcWQxaTIxOTNOZ2ZHeEluVGVJaTNLei1ueldTUm1ldGZRZ0FPSF8yRjR2TzZFbmZoVDZMcFlLaXFZdk9GRkp4S0NIRkllM1JjUDFidndBeXQ3MW85LURGZkFLTmdnT0RMOTJhTkhBMUp6LVU1bTI4TUVCNGdLTHdrd1A5VHlrWXRvUmdIYlE1S0hlZlFXVnFwOTJkdz09 |
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**Exodus 13**
**In Which the Israelites Start to Regret This Whole Exodus Thing**
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**A FEW WEEKS AGO**
“I don’t trust that Moses fellow,” said Tomer. “What kind of person just shows up and decides to free everyone out of the kindness of his own heart? He’s hiding something, I tell you.”
“Not this again,” said Talia. “I doesn’t occur to you that maybe some people just want to do good deeds for the sake of helping others? Maybe you could try it sometime.”
“Bah,” said Tomer. “Helping others. Is that what you call all those frogs? Uri Mencher down the street drowned under those frogs. Suffocated right in the middle of the road.”
“I saw Uri the other day, he looked fine,” said Talia. “He said he hasn’t seen a frog in days.”
“Bah,” repeated Tomer. “That’s just the frogs talking.”
At 84 years of age, Tomer Kozlovsky had not been pleased when a certain palace-brat turned shepherd returned from a self-imposed exile and began shaking things up in the name of God. His young niece Talia, on the other hand, had immediately became enraptured in the brewing revolution (and the handsome, if not slightly too old, figure at the center of it), a fact that Tomer wasted no spare moment to complain about.
“Moses knows what he’s doing,” said Talia. “You just wait, we’re all going to be free any day now.”
“Freedom!’ said Tomer. “Just what we need! You kids just can’t be content with what you have, can you? Oh sure, no one enjoys being bossed around, and I could do without the daily whippings, but at least there’s a routine! You wake up, go to work, maybe get an extra portion of slop if the person in front of you passes out from heat stroke, go to sleep curled up on a pile of hay and then repeat the process the next day. What more could you ask for?”
“Literally anything besides that,” said Talia. “You don’t want to work for yourself? Go out and see the world?”
“People just aren’t content with what they have nowadays,” said Tomer. “When I was a kid, we carried giant bricks on our back up the pyramids without even a word of complaint. And those weren’t the sissy pyramids you see today. Those were real pyramids, filled with pitfalls and surprises! Try lugging 200 pounds of stone uphill while watching out for a hidden switch that would drop the floor out from under your feet and sending you careening down a slide into the depths below. They don’t even consider the importance of proper tomb security anymore. You should have seen the way us builders revolted the day all poison arrow traps were banned. Anyways, where was I going with this?”
“Not trusting Moses.”
“And damn well we shouldn’t!” said Tomer. “You’ll see, the moment we get out of here, things are going to change. Leading a whole civilization? That idiot can barely see past his own nose.”
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**NOW**
Moses could barely see past his own nose. He tried to shield his eyes from the raging dust storm around them, but it didn’t have much effect.
“Deserts,” said Moses. “Never been a big fan.” He closed the flap of his tent and turned to the Israelites, who had hunkered inside to avoid the worst of the sand (and at six hundred thousand people, it was quite the large tent indeed).
Sitting at the far end of the tent, Tomer and Talia struggled to listen. As Moses spoke, people up front passed word down to those in the back.
“He’s saying something about the difficult journey we have ahead of us,” whispered a man standing nearby. “Intense heat, enemy scribes, giant thirty-foot long sandworms hiding just below the surface.”
“Hold on, that’s impossible,” said Talia. “Are you sure you didn’t mishear him? Perhaps you mean ‘enemy tribes’? Enemy scribes are practically harmless.”
“Ah, good catch.”
“I think he mentioned that we’re going to a paradise filled with milk and honey,” said a woman. “That can’t be right. What if we’re lactose intolerant?”
“You can just avoid the milk part of the city, I guess,” said Talia.
“What was that you were saying about giant sandworms?” said Tomer.
“Shh!” said the man. “I can’t hear what Moses is saying.”
“I just think that part seems kind of important.”
“It’s okay, he’s now saying that God will protect all of us,” said the woman.
“See, Uncle?” said Talia. “I told you we’d be fine.”
“-as long as we follow some rules.”
“And there you go,” said Tomer. “More rules. As if not eating bread for a week wasn’t bad enough.”
“You barely eat bread as it is,” said Talia.
“Well it’s the principle of the thing.”
“Oh, first rule coming in!” said the man. “Uhh, he mentioned goats? And our firstborn children? Something about sacrificing them?”
“The goats or the children?” said Tomer.
“I’m actually not sure.”
“Obviously he means the goats,” said Talia.
“I wouldn’t put it past him,” said Tomer. “You saw what he did to those Egyptian kids.”
“That’s different!”
“Wait, I think he wants us to break our goats’ necks?” said the man. “He mentioned hands as well. Not sure why God wants any of that, seems like a waste.”
“Do goats even have hands?” said the woman.
“This is ridiculous,” said Tomer. “I’m going back to my bunk. If God gives us any rules that actually make sense, let me know.”
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To Tomer’s increasing agitation, things did not begin to make sense. If anything, Moses’ actions became more and more bizarre as time went on.
There had been a fair amount of speculation about a mysterious wrapped package that Moses insisted in keeping nearby him at all times. It was about five to six feet in length and was suspiciously body-shaped. That, along with the fact that Moses forbid anyone from getting too close, only served to spur the rumors even further.
“It’s obviously a dead body,” said Tomer. “Probably someone who figured out his true evil intentions. Got too close and then, blam! Next thing you know the poor fellow is seeing the smiting end of God’s middle finger.”
“Don’t be morbid,” said Talia. “It could just be a pile of food he’s saving.”
“Food that just so happens to look like it has feet at the end,” said Tomer. “And a bulge in the middle.”
“That could be an eggplant.”
“It’s definitely a dead guy,” said Tomer. “I’m going to go check.” With that, he stormed off in the direction of Moses’ caravan. Moses was currently sorting through some of his belongings, including the mysterious item of discussion,
“Uncle, wait-” said Talia.
“Hey Moses!” cried Tomer. “Show us your package!”
Moses turned in surprise, and in doing so, knocked against the package. The shock loosened some of the rope pulled across the wrapped bundle and a long, bony skeleton arm fell from within.
“Ah shit,” said Moses, quickly trying to stuff the arm back where it belonged. The arm, on the other hand, was doing its best to contort itself into unhelpful positions.
“I knew it!” said Tomer. “You’ve been carting some unlucky stiff this whole time! Trying to get rid of some evidence, hmm? Thought we wouldn’t notice the murderer in our midst?”
“Now hold on,” said Talia. “Maybe it’s the body of a loved one who passed away before they could be freed. Some long-lost partner that Moses pined for while he was away and only now can he be truly with them. Isn’t that right, Moses?”
“Uh, no,” said Moses. “You’re both wrong. It’s Joseph.”
“Joseph!” cried Tomer. “That good-for-nothing pompous asshole?”
“Who’s Joseph?” said Talia.
“He saved all of Egypt in its most difficult time-” began Moses.
“Saved?” said Tomer. “If it wasn’t for that jerk, my family wouldn’t have even come to Egypt and gotten caught up in this whole slave thing in the first place! I was only a child at the time, but believe me, I’ve heard the stories. He’s responsible for this whole thing! I hope you’re lugging his bones along so you can toss them down the nearest well.”
“And this is why I didn’t want to tell people,” said Moses. “Look, there was an old promise a while back to take his body out of Egypt. I’m just fulfilling my side of the bargain. It’s not like I personally know the guy.”
“Well, he’s out,” said Tomer. “So I say we lighten the load a bit.”
“That’s not how this works,” said Moses. “And keep your voice down, the last thing I want is a bunch of angry old folks out with a bone to pick.”
“Hey, everyone!” called Tomer. “Moses says you can come pick one of Joseph’s bones! I get dibs on his skull, I need a new chamberpot anyway.”
As soon as Tomer’s words crossed the camp, Moses found himself besieged by a group of elderly Hebrews with deep-seated grudges.
“I want Joseph’s feet!” said a hunched man. “He told my mother that he dreamed she would one day trip and fall to her death, so she never stood up again!”
“I want his jaw!” said a shriveled woman. “He told my husband that he dreamed he would choke on a fish bone, so he quit his job as a fisherman and we lost our house!”
“I want his coccyx!” said a young lad who definitely never knew Joseph. “Because, I mean, come on. *Coccyx*.”
“No one is getting anyone’s coccyx!” said Moses. But his words fell on deaf ears. Some of them quite literally deaf. In an act of desperation, Moses raised his hands into the air and a massive cloud pillar slowly extended from above. The crowd grew silent as they watched the miracle of nature touch down gently in front of them, stretching all the way from ground to sky. It was so thick that they couldn’t see through it and so large that fifteen men wouldn’t be able to encircle it hand-to-hand.
“What the hell is that?” said Tomer.
“This is going to be our new guide through the desert,” said Moses. “Just follow it for a bit. I need a break from dealing with you people.”
“You’re making a giant cloud our babysitter?” said Tomer.
“Bingo,” said Moses. “Let’s see you complain to that.”
And with that, Moses entered his private carriage and locked the door. The Israelites stood around for a while and then noticed that the cloud pillar had begun moving forward. With no other options, they began to follow after it.
“This is idiotic,” said Tomer. “We can’t rely on a cloud.”
“I think it’s beautiful,” said Talia. “It reminds me that God is always watching over us.”
“It reminds me that I’m stuck wandering in the desert with a bunch of crazy people.”
Tomer wasn’t alone with his thoughts. As the cloud led them further into the unknown wilderness, they couldn’t help notice that it was leading them on a much less direct path than originally planned, adding what would be days, if not weeks, to their route. Rumor had it that their original path had been overrun with war and violence, and while the Israelites were pretty sure they could handle that, no one really wanted to be the first to disobey the big cloud thing.
Not everything was awful, though. At night, the pillar of cloud turned into a crazy giant pillar of flame, burning across the desert with reckless abandon. Occasionally some nocturnal animal would wander into the fire pillar’s path and explode in a puff of smoke. Eventually, the Israelites begrudgingly accepted the flames as their guide, because hey, things could always be worse than following a kick-ass death tornado of chaos and destruction. Even Tomer had to admit that was pretty damn metal.
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https://www.globalcitizen.org/en/content/mumbai-beach-clean-up-turtles-2/ | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2019-03-14 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhN2owZWJvX05HUW56Wl9EdDQ1MzREMXJKSkFTcE9xUnZCWmpzanFGa3dyb3dkV19EejVDVjlRZ1JYRVN2N2FsMF9PNlM0UnlEU2FOV1dHLV9aLVFFeGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHeHlHaDNwdmtnSzU1VEU1dXB0cnJBWTBWbWI1ME9WemFxRTcyNGRodWlZNEhNSWpCVE9VMTJzWXBtdG82OFVnTXRrOUUzYjJqbDBaY1NLQ3drLUlTMUdxWEM0V09TV1F6NWprcG9FNEtTNkhUMGFTTzVkdnpYdWRFRlkyMXdidmxWX29mdnBIczQzbzBwTVJYWGpaWk02YjVQUHpjbGV1eGxucHI4N2kxYWt1QVhhczNQT0IxV0pveUhCUVlRWFhYcXB2dXBXelZ2UFdVdk10a1k3QzBwUT09 |
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Hei guys and gals,
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I'm working on a new project related to nutrition and I am publishing a meal plan a day from different diets with the end goal of having a complete 14 days meal plan with shopping list and all the necessary information.
I wanted to share with you my 1st day of 14 day Paleo complete meal plan.
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Hope you enjoy it.
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**Breakfast**
150g fresh blackberries topped with 30g walnuts, 8 Tbsp whipped heavy cream and 1 Tbsp raw unfiltered honey – 411 kcal
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**Snack**
120g fruit and nut trail mix – 350 kcal
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**Lunch**
100g broiled salmon on a bed of 85g fresh arugula, drizzled with 2 Tbsp olive oil and juice of 1 lemon – 325 kcal
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**Snack**
50 g cocoa-dusted almonds – 305 kcal
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**Dinner**
Skirt Steak with Fresh Mango Salsa – 489 kcal
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This recipe is not mine, I have found it on [PaleoLeap](https://paleoleap.com/skirt-steaks-fresh-mango-salsa/) i will detail it down here too:
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**SERVES: 4 PREP: 20 min. COOK: 10 min.**
**Ingredients:**
2 x 1 ½ lb. skirt steaks;
2 tbsp. chili powder;
1 tbsp. ground coffee; (optional)
½ tbsp. paprika;
zest of 1 lime;
Sea salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste;
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**Ingredients for the fresh mango salsa:**
3 mangoes, diced;
1 bell pepper, diced;
½ red onion, diced;
1 jalapeño pepper, seeded and minced;
¼ cup lime juice;
¼ cup packed cilantro leaves, chopped;
Sea salt and freshly ground black pepper;
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**Directions:**
Preheat your grill to high.
Mix the chilli powder, ground coffee, paprika, lime zest, sea salt, and black pepper in a bowl.
Rub the steaks with the coffee mixture and let rest for 20 minutes.
In a large bowl, combine all the ingredients for the mango salsa, and chill.
Grill the steaks on the preheated grill for 5 to 6 minutes per side, or until they reach your desired doneness.
Let the steaks rest for about 5 minutes, and slice.
Serve the sliced steak with the mango salsa.
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**Daily kCal count:** **1,880 kcal**
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Hope you enjoy this kind of content and if you wanna read more I have detailed article [here](https://wellnesscaptain.com/14-day-paleo-meal-plan-day-1/) which contains a shopping list and some more info.
Have a great one!
PS: I've also attached an infographic with today's diet to this post.
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[14-Day Paleo Meal Plan: Day 1](https://preview.redd.it/u3yl68fl7bm21.png?width=1256&format=png&auto=webp&s=553ba1504f8c324cb8eac23c10dcb7ff42ff3a0b) | r/paleorecipes | post | r/paleorecipes | 2019-03-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhOGNwZWNudF9oOXFOQTE4ZjE0RlNDOEpfVHhpeFZrMlp2M3p5dWNjMDVaWm96WlBNREV5MUozY1EyNUtUTmlEY1FjMGxLa1FJalFBeU9CRXVaR3VCRGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHTFNNOEt5SGN6MWRNd05jRWJEaDdLVjB1ZTRVaDdqb2hDOHRJN0Q1Q1MwNnhOa1JlNG8tSXowVS14clo0dDREbHluLUZSaHhvcDdIQ0pKNmNGYk53cG95ZVdIWS03RzYyN0NJV2xNQjNPQlVwYnltZ3Z5ZERlUWRfREFWS1A0SlNWbklYaWJ6a2JBenhvZzZ4RTRzNGhyU3VyOUtsUXBrOTZOMm1GVU1jcU11dkdULVZjMEFYRkQxcWhXYWNjQm9C |
I'm trying to download TOR Browser on my live Kali USB but everytime I reboot Kali the browser vanishes. What's the issue? | r/kalilinux_hacking | post | r/KaliLinux_Hacking | 2019-03-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhcllOQzdaUzEwQWVaY0EwX2NzXzEtbnd2WGotMzFsUXJqbVN2bHBCY1pDck53VXE4SkhYZG1EZmZ0SWFjRUVfZElpYWg1Q2gzY3hVYy1YbzVvTHRlM3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHaGxKcURWTjhSSTYyV19IcUF3ZmhSdmFMSDNQREIyb2kwLTBaV2RrY0VIMWd5MkNic2ZmSmpscUFTVUdQUGJXZXRKbEZ6YVlLS3dqSmtWMnNXRzNwVW02YkI3UjRRcmJrS21BVFpMcDB2d1c2Q0M2b185X1ZhcklBUjduZU1IelJIU1UxZmh0Y09wUGhhWVFYRDVERjNnVVdFdnQ2RTctVUFsbDNBTXJoczNzPQ== |
Hi Guys, just wondering if my coins are lost )) I know I sound careless but I have an old paperwallet with some coins on it and I never worried that I can loose them \[it's not a big amount either\].
Given the recent updates, I thought to check with you guys, are they still active or can I leave them just there for now at least . I hope there was no much changes with the chain to affect my coins since 2016 | r/blackcoin | post | r/blackcoin | 2019-03-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhamlHdm9md3JUbzBrdmd2XzAxbzdzWkNSMDFJRVFib0pwY1JIb0dubVc5NEFTTU5MRWZRRU5EVnJ1WWIza05xTTdlLXBZTVdkUUpGeDBtamZsbkwyWVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHZE1QZkd4cWFablBXY0l2QkdGQlJKRWU5X25EcVFnNTVsUTV0NnV4VTk0alJzdkhKWG9JODBSX2Y5Z0RhWndzUWtmN2doYnpIMnhIRWhqei1RWjlLVVFIQjlIdWFkNlY4Mk8zZEdJdVYwODY3Y2t5OE93LXpxQk5XUzFEb0NmbnlqZWV1NUo5MXRTVXRjelVyUElJTDMwYW8xaE1PY1VZOExvMVhDQkVYUTJZPQ== |
1. ["The Supreme Court of Canada (SCC) has permitted television coverage of all its hearings since the mid-1990s"](https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/british-columbia/riot-tv-when-do-cameras-belong-in-court/article544545/). Check out [this joint interview](https://redd.it/aerdnd) with McLachlin CJC and Ginsburg J where McLachlin CJC upholds their decision to televise.
2. [The HCA started televising on 2 Oct 2013](http://www.hcourt.gov.au/cases/recent-av-recordings).
3. [The UKSC started televising on May 5 2015](https://www.supremecourt.uk/news/catch-up-on-court-action-supreme-court-launches-video-on-demand-service.html):
>The new service will be funded by the Supreme Court until March 2016, at which point it will be reviewed in light of user feedback and the Court's other spending priorities.
4. They've obviously continued it, but why don't the SCOTUS Justices adopt this idea of a trial period?
5. The arguments of many SCOTUS Justices' against televising (like [Alito J at 21:03 and Kagan J at 26:17](https://www.c-span.org/video/?458421-1/justices-alito-kagan-testify-supreme-courts-budget&start=1251) who interestingly voted TO televise oral arguments when he was on the 3rd Circuit), also pertain to the HCA, SCC, and UKSC?
In other words, I can spot no distinction between televising SCOTUS and the HCA, SCC, UKSC. To change my view, please spot a reason against televising distinct to the SCOTUS that wouldn't pertain to the HCA, SCC, or UKSC.
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and easy to exchange | r/verypunny | comment | r/verypunny | 2019-03-16 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhZ2xna013dHBuTU5ocGdnZjRxbnR5dHlkY3FEcXNyMF9VWmJDVFdvd080Uzk4dmFvb3UtMXItYklUd0tDQ1lDZDNoYnJWeVBlN2pReE13U0FUNkFMOGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHMHlGdEc2bmo0OUJHUE41RjQwVmxlaDB3R2JDa0MySjMxeDdTeHVQcVlpcFBwbTVORDFFdU9lM0VMa2l0RUNIMjhsMm50a1lvbzJUNnZvck5OX1pEaVBnRWNtSTktTDFmaG5URGQyRHh0YXpFMkdDNlhTUVRGclJScGhoOWVwal9QSFFtNVUycjluSjcxUDdEa2NDalNmck9xZjFBV2xydWhNdUNhNUlCZlpWcndmZEYyTWNHd3M5MUU4WE00SHpZcnRDWlZkZWEydXVmV0NRZFg3blNkUT09 |
Subreddit der Stadt Speyer | r/speyer | post | r/Speyer | 2019-03-16 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhMzN5S2hTOG5Wbk5NN1VxTXNQVkJQd0VRamdTbFgteHB1cmRQZGJuWGxoNUZOMzJUTVZHZ3h6NWN6S3RLamNWZ2owMTRPOHVfOHRRdG1zOXpCaWlIbUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHRFp0MWVuRXFaWU9QWFk0dDZiUU9RYUhsM2tTMHRqWEZtSzZMclc0cWtrZnNkQ0UwMDF5T05jeXZHeVZsWmVlanpZNGNTbGpwa09DM1B5clhscjhBS3psSkl4ODVpZlQza2FCZ1FKejBKNk0zdDFiUnlLV0NzZHFHSUFvMlh2dUIxV0tPZjc3VW9rTXF5ajNFa19wd2Q3WTBPbDM1LTAzZ1pXVF9KWUNWUG5RPQ== |
It did make be laugh, and don't call me Baby Elephant. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2019-03-16 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhMWJyT1dHUERWck5CU0ZkLU10UmdEdXd2bXJwQ3EwWkc3S210Uk83eFpVdXM2bGgyZ0s2ZURqclk0MGxXWWpIMjNteXZzSVJEMUIxV0JHcEZ3ZExDb0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHZUZvamxDWHVJZXR4eEdObUh4NGluTmtUdUtTenc3bHA0YTZHM0FvTmo2bDROcTNVeDZKSmE1RDJHbzN6SXI5WUtxVkxuUkxyUjFFbVl5OVItLXc0ZXhwbGdIRDZoT1Rxck1DMnZnY082RklXb3JDVEEwZTV4SG9kX1FyVEszNE4wMkFaUV9CRkYwZ1RRcm1Zb0J2Q3hLN2hmbThNWTExblJCcFVOOGQ2U0hmV1M5bU5pd2lMNmRwWjFsMV8wT0ZscnlzMTJGbXdMZVdvX0VsVDM2bTNIQT09 |
Lol what | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-03-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhZW9yb2FJLWJ1cE5zSlY3NXpfTGVwYVNqenJ1UUxVVFJOc0VCdFNEelhKRy1yUndJaHFwdGlfZjlBaVIxY19DZUh2YjdpcjNkSGYxOWJkeDl0NEUwRFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHbmFXYURFWFZubVFLMzJod1o5YlZwcFZsY1FVY01qTDhib1lIV0FwR2UzZFNITmlHb0lFR1JHeHQxOFVRLTh0M2xCRHNFZmpQN29Ib0h2WTN5UkFlN1hIUlp2ZmVJbkk1R0R2d3hxMG1EMldSR2o4QXdHZ2E5amVYYzd6eXQ5NmFud3lzODNlc1lPWVYwNWgxSFVaY3R0ZmtkZDQ5UmJWUXVjOXV0RjFYc2VxVWhjdkplRTFrMkRyZE0yM3ZvVGhnOEc1aVpkNnI1THlPdzVqWEVlcDNvUT09 |
Hello everyone. My wife is doing paleo and I’m doing keto, and she is struggling mightily to find satisfying snacks. I try to make as much of everything by ourselves as we can, but I find a lot of the paleo snacks to be immensely time consuming and/or don’t keep too well. Can anyone suggest something that’s neither or the lesser of those two things? I’ve made just about everything someone can make in a dehydrator | r/paleorecipes | post | r/paleorecipes | 2019-03-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhclVDazRid0p0VVpuQzhGcUdoeXVlQnIwNkw5NzJPb3FBYjdwRjV2NUQ1N2tmWUtZZUtRTGVNTzhOaHBYbDJwQTZFVmJFZm8tZTZyUUh2bnFFRW5UM2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHVjdvU01PTHU2NE1BRVFteUdLdlpmVVFSUDd3bjJJUFZlM0tQdk1RY084aEI1R0tRR3JpX1RUUUxhMC1WRzg0bmFoWkRiWDY3cDBiSFM0VWRqTkE0clVvQ1pDVmFGMTlJdTBibzFfV1pacmZhXy1rLWR1dDlCOTFTMHdJaG5UWmNKZjFXX1hPMzRETXkwZWplRUtjRTduNGg0VDhTcXZ4eURxTnhNSmNGcnJrPQ== |
Spam. From a shitposter | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-03-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhSU1jSi02eklsMWFsckowcTIxb0ZZOTFKYXk3Z3pfb0lWTHpLOFpxc0xZM1BYM0t6dmdhYUJWX2J5dWpyanhFTVdHLXZhTE1jNmhIMXlhT1F3ZkdLU0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHdUk5TFZ2Q0M4VWc2YmxPOHJRaGdnN3B3d21JOENySnhDeHh2MV9OOGVXRjVCRG5FYVZRc0xZNUotb3R3Wk1JRDhCc0Rzbk45SGE2Nk1TN0d4MmR4LW9BVUEzbGNoWEhtWkhVQjFJUUljMFBBWGI2ZlROQ2RHOGcwSHA5N1g1ZldRVzM0ZThTaUM1RmwxaDdHa0hocUZlV0d1dzFubHZaOU5zak5FcHdOQWRwSnJibWhsQVV4bHJRTFRwdE9KSG1lSW5yRXJFSU9kOUpRWkZ1bnJycldZZz09 |
excellent course, I like this and franklin ecom master, I have both in google drive, if someone wants you can write me [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected]) | r/ultimateamazonseller | comment | r/UltimateAmazonSeller | 2019-03-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhU1dZWEpBZWFFOEZ6aGlpNUtnNG5kLWV1NFZPdUJqeFlGOE93QURhbllvUDFrU2lrWWtXeEp4LWt4M1NfNTU5RGg2SjFiQ19wb2xfTkNxcW9sQ21mMHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHelZpdFBESGoyWm04eW9qelhGOHI5TWdPRklPYTY4bGpaY1pOR19tY3Y2T19sZkhleGFOTUItM19yVHNVYTdabGF5R3hyUXdld0N2cFMyR19VLWVpcTFvemc3dGtKc0xWNzk2akJ4MERpOGRKUzZKbXdGUXA4bGdCdXF2WmNFZzQ2U1J1YzNGZk1PLWFfcEd0aUZRSzcwekVzZ2FSQk1kSFRCSFhyZWJncE9BNGFUTnNiNUtsNVZicl91SWgxTzc1UGNGZGFWSlQyR0dXV1BsNkctaFhYZz09 |
fuck why did I click that? | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-03-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhWTJCLTBfSkFzd2R3X0NTMFpPcGRPUEdzNnFrdi1lbmdWRGY0OXJBOHBFT3VZdzVGX3BMSUhENVVRVlBGaDhycDRBYTJyNTNtWEc3cUZmbUVhZ1FkT1BPWlhoWWp5X0VVYlJaX0U1VFF4czQ9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHTGluMHEtX1VIS0d0X09yT1FDWW5yNzV6R1Z2Q1M0SEdMZFprc0luZHdHaXVtU3F1WmhCemxnU3RtWEVOM1loR3dsWnhveWdWMnJOVlpUQTY0NE9aWDlWRy1HemZjUllzMHpoeUhlUzFTSnNSZ3k1MXBBcjJjY2x6N0wybXdlT3lJTFdpYUZtQzdFcDVDamxEeUNONE0xMm14VWQtVGtnZnlxUmVlc09tTDlJM3Jlc1M0Y2xtcm1lNDdSdFJvSTJSdUpnQmY2R05lZDVLSHcyNlFRSC1aZz09 |
Why do they post completely irrelevant things on the wrong subreddits? Is there a method to their madness or are they just stupid? | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-03-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhT2thZnh5WTJNRkhNdkN6R2FmaUs5bU5RalJuNnF3ajJEdkFYZ3pWb0xiczF1Y196dWktTXJJVHp0ak04UkEtLXRJMHlxN1c0VGFSNWJUOHpaNEVYSHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHS1B6WGlXYVZDaTI1U0dzX0JoSGJUTUtvUDJTUDhidDNsZ2dPTHVBeV95SGI3QVlQSV9MbUtvWUVzTW9KenZhaEs1cVQ3NldBQlAycGdXTkNEbWlFOWtiRnJRa1lacVdENDgtUHZwTTRVN0Q5R1pxYnh5OGhZdXJZMGUtZ2RXaGw2Y0lmQ3dmd0Z4b1BKcm1wY0hLdGhJd1ZPZERiUndjRklxMFEwaHczcnQzNWpoS05YbnN1NnVnd0NBU1Nzam9HTG5oZkZ4Q3gteVJXdlVUR1czVm42QT09 |
They are trying to make money. It's spam advertising. | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-03-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFha1RGSk85bE5QbnhVTERCX0padGd1M3Rxc2hvMlJTd3g4OTQ5RzFqcjZCOHVNWGluQ1pWaWtjVjl5YWFVeXBlNE91eFFubDVxN1BOS2dsMDZ2SVc4a1U1ZngzSVQzc2pMeFJoeGNXNFQxLTQ9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHZzRNcGtXY3JSQ0RYekkwMnBobXo4MjVxWF8xQ3hQQzNFbWNxdVBCLUNHSTdaTVVrME8wTEJFVHdkdnBqck03MUM5Y0RZQlVZZU45anYwWmgzVmp5djRUdFdkNGtqUDFGTWVYUl9DRFg1eURBMW9fQzFfXy1MdXVfVkktS24zUFlPVTRFQTRhVWhQdWphNG5XRkNQOU0yVTNxdks2M05QbjA2VFg0R2VTNmlJMjVCbm1ZeTdVU1ZKWTBaTTVZUE1oMTZyY2lIUlJCZFh2bHdGMlFOaTJIdz09 |
##Assumptions:
1. Both man and woman are adults and love facials. They give free, informed, voluntary consent to facials.
2. Semen [may have benefits](http://www.soc.ucsb.edu/sexinfo/article/swallowing-your-partners-ejaculate).
3. Both are in perfect health and have no phobia or allergies to semen [like the ones underneath](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/news/a49198/this-beauty-blogger-credits-semen-facials-for-her-silky-smooth-skin/):
>According to dermatologist [Doris Day](http://www.myclearskin.com/), MD, semen has some good things going for it. It's an anti-inflammatory and is "designed to support the essence of life," but that's not enough for her to recommend using it on your skin.
>"It's not necessarily something that can penetrate the skin in any way beyond what a regular moisturizer can do," she says. In face, it could end up making your skin drier and more irritated. "The water in the semen, as it dries off on your skin, could leave your skin drier. If you have rosacea, you should be careful." Not to mention be wary of transmitting STIs.
4. I'm a man and asking from the standpoint of a man. To focus our discussion, I don't discuss the reverse case of [women squirting on a man's face](https://old.reddit.com/r/Feminism/comments/odnry/why_facials_might_not_be_degrading/c3hy887/), which offends me less. I don't know why though.
##My reasons
5. Even with appreciation and consent (if the woman likes being dominated or submissive), facials and [consensual degradation](https://old.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/ujf1h/are_facials_degrading/c4w6i7f/) still feel "dirty". They're inherently unethical and degrading. [Wikipedia has more criticisms](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facial_(sex_act\)#Criticisms). Perhaps Kant can help? Facials objectify and treat women as ends, not means.
6. I admit I can't explain this more rigorously than human dignity...I'm not an ethicist or philosopher. But emotions and moral disgust can explain morality. Many actions are criminalized solely for reasons of emotions, and [have been decriminalized because emotions changed](http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.388373-What-should-be-legal-decriminalized?page=1). E.g., physician-assisted rational suicide can be completely ethical, but most of society still judges suicide emotionally and forbids [rational suicide to be a human right](https://yaleglobal.yale.edu/content/assisted-suicide-human-right-or-homicide).
7. I'm flummoxed by counterarguments like:
>[Sexologist](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexology "Sexology") Peter Sándor Gardos argues that his research suggests that "… the men who get most turned on by watching cum shots are the ones who have positive attitudes toward women" (on the annual meeting of the Society for the Scientific Study of Sex in 1992).^29 Later, on The World Pornography Conference in 1998, he reported a similar conclusion, namely that "no pornographic image is interpretable outside of its historical and social context. Harm or degradation does not reside in the image itself".^30
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Thank you! | r/sentinel_protocol | comment | r/Sentinel_Protocol | 2019-03-18 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhQWt1TWdLbmpuaE53cVZRMzB5TDBLTVhHd2ZQZVdISVdJc1U5NUh5NVVqbW1nOGZ5eGtoLVdacElWZDNrS0tBQUxpRktzREx6azhxRFRnTVE2MmQxZURyNktVVEtfVzJMTXZOWnNWekkxLUU9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHZHRHVzlXa1EtcllKWmktLWFGMzhNeG41RXA3R3h2dTdHSWdzb0otZHM2Sml3S2dFbmY5Y3ZjVkxNU3ZaXzZ1WkYzQjl4YlptZVpjeUF6VmZ3ZzVSOGpDTWFzRG1iaEd0dXRYdXhrSTdEdWFUTTljay1hVlVsLUcxbVNVQXdjQ0QteVFqaDl1TDNNUm54bVFwSHJiSkxqdXl2bEluV1dTQ2t6X09RWWE0QXRXWDJfdFdISE1adHRtS2VNQmpCQk1I |
[https://old.reddit.com/live/12muynsgebvq2/](https://old.reddit.com/live/12muynsgebvq2/) | r/live | post | r/live | 2019-03-18 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhOUF0RjNWS012cUJhNFcxVkpuU1l5NGZFb2FZbmZLSWw0OTdLNHNBZ28yYVVjRHlyWWFHLU1rWTZkZ0I4YlhfdEVwbmhvblpUcGVGT2ItY0YzUzVaX1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHempTX0kxSnlyMWZmMEw4S1Zwd2xpRE4teVQ5WUl1c2JQeWVVbnpWMXpvRWIzaUNNbXl0X21nNWQ2cFktRzk5SmRlaVhwZnE3cExmWnlrNjV0YWk2STg5aDBGeTFMMXRERWt4cnRvd09jNDZVRnJCUVkzNmIzVTh6VUlGMzdwVUE0YTN6Yi02SXpPQU9RQ3JLRy1XZUNDZ05PS0doY2U1ZUlCSk9DdHlxN3JZPQ== |
Hey guys, I'm willing to help fill anyone's bucket if they are in the Winnipeg Manitoba area! Let me know ❤❤❤❤ | r/fullbucket | post | r/FullBucket | 2019-03-18 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhaGM0Mks0bUxsQTdpVE9lNVV4VWswX3RZRGkzQzV6UWpZSVE1MmV0UXc2RHRWZHB2SUNvOHZyb1BXaU9aZ21sRmpwNXQzZkZ0d1d2RWN2TmE5ZVhHUlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHRHJybHFrd19uS3JMWXBOQWFKOUJ3MzdDQ1hsUmNNOTFnLVdfTVpTVjZHZm9GN21BUXI5aWFRZXZzUUpwVHhwOENDZ01aSDlhVmdWVUJOdFR4aDVtZXkxRXNaTjZDRDV6QzJjaTRtNVFUMUJJZ21GYnBKS0dsNUR6YmRSdWVCWTE2NDhDeEVkbXJPWE16Y0YtbFpWY2hxSEZ5SmNaQWtGN01CcnBnNExEemprS0EyenVGTURxMEdadXRkTDNaeExR |
Trying to put together something like this, r/HumansBeingBros/comments/b2nhxd/his_students_are_legends, in Chicago to help u/hazyyy1 and their friend who is sick with cancer.
There is a sub dedicated to it already, r/helphazyyy1
Let's get some local r/Chicago -ians and some people willing to travel together and sing! I'm considering a road trip or flying in from Georgia.
All my life, I've said I've wanted to change the world but didn't quite know how. I want this to be how I start. | r/fullbucket | post | r/FullBucket | 2019-03-19 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhLWs5V3hmTENTRGF5d0huU1VXVkV2alpqMkYxcmk0djJzSzNUMzFkNGo1M1RMRHV3TzJLWkZ6Mm9VZVBPb25PZzhFMUxkcnh2QU5kS3hEeWhfREhUYUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHX3MtZFk5SGhVN3BuY0R5dHgxQXhSWVZ5YTJWaU5RSGxZbDZJQ2NkUTRWR2FoZVAtdmxERmdlSlkyMFNuZE1QanZvTHV1cmIwZXROc3ZLRU1BUkkyQUZ2YzhWVG5QMVlCbG5pZmJzUF9pU2xaenI3MVpzZHVsNkRwZk1tc2RSX05rSE9WcGVSeVRvVVM3QXlKTEtPbnNyZTFvaWJiQjZFOFRiN2ZTZFNCYmVFPQ== |
WHAT A CUTE HOOMAN | r/totallynotdogs | comment | r/TotallyNotDogs | 2019-03-19 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhSjVuNTZ2d3lFRWZoMEs4X3lDRHRyTFVxLTY1Q0gxcWMyLWg3SUJBTGtodHBEMERxbmFNOEVaeDJPQjRPcXNYX1VDMG9HcEdzZWJhZi1mU25KTUxqd2xMUTBUR244QXdjVURVb293elQxRmM9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHVmpqTW54T0I0cHc5ci1wSVhCU2d4V20tUG5WQkVzM0ctaHkyNTlUNjFPSFlWQnpPTEpiLVhsRTdELVFZQkkxTGNIUzFub0xQekt6QVFSdzBYdG9iV0NoXzJmVXk3ZzZPS2x0WWFIZDRjbWdRc01yVGY0LVFvdmVsb3lDV1ppT09hemtWaHZZamI3eFRYZkJTN2N3c1piTlRDTU82dmVmSnVIS1dBY3Q0N0ZtZ0c1Y19fb3VLMFZSTWpaSGpLU2Ny |
YOU MEAN HOOMAN TALK? | r/totallynotdogs | comment | r/TotallyNotDogs | 2019-03-19 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhM0t3TnNsSkRNanhYOHUtS3JncHBFNFNQcndvaGdxTmVmb0t0NTgtbWM3RjlPcWtiOG85SUVKeXFvdnF1aFByNmdfQTQ2Ul9pLTkyRHFUdTFHU0Y1QWtxMzFONVdPODZvVHNxb2NIQ0s4N2M9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHRVIwUXpRN2JJZGRHQS1mU1hNSWdJRVZiNWRFb1FVR2h2c0xCQ3daXzZRcmNZd3pxUTVJTlBIaHNoalNwSHFDSWVTakNEQ3hBaEdlNnJmUHp6b1h4NHNpLWdZU0N0X0toUTliMWdkQ1djQ1VaMVN0TUd2dkJlWW1nMVVxYndTX091VXlOV285X1d3N1VDU3N6OF9HWVdrWS1Ha2VtVUdPNURXckNtM1YzOGtKZGtqWVNaTUMwLU11c3lSN1FERG5U |
r/subsifellfor | r/totallynotdogs | comment | r/TotallyNotDogs | 2019-03-19 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhTHVWRjJsMHRyUnpFRnZ1VEszRmtkeDJIWEttYTQ5Nk51QWFqaXNCUmFWaHJOUy1mTjVFcnVsVmJpYm00SDZiQnpXeTZNQXJzSGtHNnctcEFLb0xmOUppSmdPWEVmd0Exb2VNRS1vYndLLW89 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHVjAxUTlrUE13ak5yUmt1cU9PX0dWQkpUcEJTZzV0ZkNaWHNuQXNhSUUyZkFGbm9jRmF4eWlOaEVLZDdGSG51RzhXLUZib3VXaWIwWlduZUZ0cURmdjd1bHhTLW1fYkw3a1RlZUhaWUp4cHF6S1I4b2FUbUhxVHhhSTlXYjVkNFFlcXM5d0k2azlwVjN5VEJZTEFsTDhEZ0x0amZOdXFNMVF1YlpJU2c3Q0hJS3pOUm01RlplSW5JWVdYQzlVNUM5SnhXUURVRnpWRW5qMzBxRi00VHY5dz09 |
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\#1: [Totally fell for this](https://i.imgur.com/TmItVGS.gifv) | [51 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/SubsIFellFor/comments/a0u95d/totally_fell_for_this/)
\#2: [Damn right I will](https://i.redd.it/h8oqr01xawk21.jpg) | [37 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/SubsIFellFor/comments/ayq5mu/damn_right_i_will/)
\#3: [Your wish has been fulfilled](https://i.redd.it/bxm7wiyogc821.png) | [62 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/SubsIFellFor/comments/acf25f/your_wish_has_been_fulfilled/)
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Why do they always have their fucking tongues out? | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-03-19 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhTVE1YWRlYUdGZkJ2LUZobUViNHQwZzBnc2U2RzZFbk1LUVk4SFhqTmFhbEhZQV9RcnFrYjB1VDFqekh5NVQyQ2l0Mk14RnIzV3ZwNl9EbFhMWnNQX3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHbTZ0TFo2ZVd3WVNUMDFuSmo2NUNyTE9xak01T0FfWU45aUdnSFo5YjI4LTRacTZGa2s1cGtCY0tyNjhYZGY0NHZCcEdfZVMtVkZ5aUJvXzRmcHZVY2pFQXpRRlpFY0pKZWl4eU9YeXkwNXJSVHcwU1AzZHNjZVBHMVlwN1hJR0VKUHdRM0ZtWldPMGYyNFIzeFJkakhjMEw3UFV2ekpXZExPR2VNdkRxNExJaTBEczBGYWpRWjJTNjVYbDlFczVZdWJyX0xIajQ3OEtoNkNHMFVxd2dWdz09 |
that's why it's important to use eyebrow concealer, to avoid messes like this. | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-03-19 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhVnMzNHZtSFdiNmpHS1lvU2N6alI3RzBrOFF0bzh3MGRfZEgyZGJGZ2wyYkhDbXBuNjRibzFtWFp3MlM3bnp4dlVkbm03VjdTN2k3RHYzNzBtQ2Jpdmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHQzRDel9oUVdlVGRTZ3VkRTU4Y1JOOGptdElvbkpZb2JRUW1vRWZmTGJJUE1LY3FqLVBpaktuOWppbWtfSl96cGdxMUVJMWdwSGFxRWd5TzRZY3ZnM2xSaHh3emNPOHRNX2tuMFViOV9pRWV0Q1ROM3R6bGlJaXVNMnRvVEE3QmZ0OWwtcWJYRTJxNVNYVDJ3MV9QZklGalo4Nkw0Zzc4Q0Vlc0gwaUE2dGp3PQ== |
wow forgot I was subbed to this subreddit | r/k_gifs | comment | r/K_gifs | 2019-03-19 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhcVZWb3doTWlvSzlyOXMwZnVrcy1aNTVjWExpT09JYTdCSjFqdk5yYXhGSHFacHZXb1RrUmVpZGZjWllrbzZzVFgyS3l4Sm0yRjBuRWJmWVBpNjBlZkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHNXBlU2lLM2ZZOEhJZDJRaHcwTHdOWkJPQW5md2sxMWsxQkFrS1Y4U2ozOW9xN1FOZURIQnhEeGJFVHEyRDdRMlVSZHJ1V2tCR185VGNBRWszalFqN0Y0SWp0eGxpRWVRRHloYXVMc0RRdUd4bjdVNzFMYUQ0Z0VYR2dwazZINUU0d3ZVM3YycDR3R2s0UmE1OEEzY0Z3PT0= |
K | r/k_gifs | comment | r/K_gifs | 2019-03-19 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhMFl0LTBYUE91Yjduei1Kby1IeXVRZ1JBTzBndm9VZFJleFpsUXA2cVdLMjVyMi10cVFEbGpOSHgtZ3dmemlmNTJNSm1TVjlHOXNkci05aUhmOTVIQWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHWHZCd1JvdXlqUzY3U0VEbVRFY0Z0TVI5V1VoOEViYkxBSHVCSW00RlNHT2JUTGYxbTA3aFUwTjJhM0J6N05abXlOdTJoeWh5bEZKQ0xrWTJiODdOdEJMaHpJRTE4Y1N2VFppT3RBU3dMdV9TU0hBWFNWRjBreW0zdFJHb012a04yTkxWV0ZDRmNNTGdja2o2MjJhcnZnPT0= |
Hey all,
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Been a while since I have done this. These last year has been a bit weird, regarding the price, regarding the community with rat4 launching Blacknet, Janko working on new things. It left many wondering "So, what is Blackcoin going to do now? Is this... It?".
It's not it. There still is a community actively building Blackcoin, with a new team under the name of "More", not to be confused with "Lore", Janko's protocol implementation.
For the past few months I have been helping guide lateminer address bugs and issues that were in Lore, including adding some other updates that he or I thought were appropriate. Everything was carefully considered, checked and then tested.
So finally! Blackcoin More is here! Get it now at [http://blackcoinmore.org ](https://t.co/FLnirexleL) or [http://Blackcoin.org ](https://t.co/wf4QP4w1Uz). This is a very positive milestone for the Blackcoin community fully committing to continue what was left behind. It will be replacing Blackcoin Lore.
We thank the community for helping test this release. | r/blackcoin | post | r/blackcoin | 2019-03-19 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhdHFxOE9GSzU2QmpiNUlfR1hGX0JDU3pieFJ0ZUpXVEV3QXRKeElvU2ZBMlFqd2lxSlJPdXpvQlF2NFZjV1VMZ3JieFNaWGZEVUNaWnNUMkJpMnBLVFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHMXAwSm1hWFZPU2hHQV9keUFQX2xKTFF4UUJXczZxbTlYeHdmZkdpQ2NfR1lreWhTckxYb1VYN0pZQ0EyMy00cDVCdlhGelhUQTMyRlZOOG12ZFROVmxxcm5MQU1wazZIa05wVWY2TkJRMFlpVjNOcG4zX2hGUGdMeDFVSkx4VHNBbHRjOGVBM25fb0wyQ1lmNXNfN3BSQkNYNDRoMEhSZUprMzk0THF5eUczbEtfN2FsSzZ6OHllTVZ6WHU3RVV1 |
Me too | r/k_gifs | comment | r/K_gifs | 2019-03-20 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhNVk2eGdkOGZSUW03aDdmTlBfcDhwX1d6SjgzN3F3MDB0T001bVNYaF93QndQakt0SVdLajIyTWFaeEZPLUI4UlVzWTBMSVRWZmN6cGt1RFp3U3NKa3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHNmJ3dnBPcE5JcEtkcG1mSlJPemdqU21JN29iTVRIUmw0M0tvcE5mczlSTlVTRUVKLWUwVTRMRTNYN2Vxd2d5b1htOHN2SVgzSFlMVkZlWXluRFJ3UXV4cl9fUmZXUVY2NVZiUVFFRnlHcm5sTlhJSXFZZFZ6VVVZV29QUXRaZnlLaGUwZXRHSVMxc3pGM3VEdWlOVTJ3PT0= |
beat is dope! keep working on mixing vocals | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-03-20 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFheHlaM0hDdm1nMkxOUXhncHBxRjlXUXZlaGJYV3E3amFxLUlSR243ZXhxcTRkMlNvbXNHbm8wZHh0eUtHSkVqSW14c0FwNFZsbmZMaEhXQzZfZXlvV2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHd2tManV3QXlXMlIzUnY2TEN5VDRGVlhXblp5QXk4Q3Z1cllsVTc3MkNxdFN0amw0Skp6b01lUkxFQzhRUm5VT21NYmExRS1EWnh2QjJjdGtiNWJ1U2NPOXZVNGRPalBlNGN4TEVlTW5wdS1KTlJQdzNMNm5oblpFWlVjdmVLTzJIRUYzLUc1T3NxZWR3bTBma2JIS0NhTi0zNmk4WjBIalNwZmJ0bGdVX2REUmJ4NTU3ejNLYVRPNmtkaGdLSi04RldCTzJZUHV1Wk5UdWZlQ291QzIwQT09 |
**[The Bible v.2 Kickstarter is now live!](https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/aaronsenser/the-bible-v2-genesis)**
**I hope you'll join me as we kick off the next stage in this crazy journey!**
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[PDF Link](https://thebiblev2.files.wordpress.com/2019/03/exodus-14.pdf)
**Exodus 14**
**In Which the Israelites Make Like the Sea and Split**
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It had only been a few days since the Israelites left, but everything in Egypt had completely gone to shit. For years, the Egyptians had taken for granted just how many tasks and chores were entirely done by slaves and they were learning firsthand that most citizens were fully unprepared for a life that required actual diligence and effort.
Garbage piled up on the streets while businesses remained shuttered and closed (most companies had relied entirely on slave labor while owners sat at home and reaped the profits). All major roads had become death traps for caravan drivers due to the lack of slave crossing guards but it wouldn’t have mattered anyway because there wasn’t anything to do for entertainment (Slaves had been the singers, actors and librarians across Egypt for years. The mystic art of the dewey decimal system would have been seen as a grave loss if the Egyptians actually had a desire to read).
“I knew this was a bad idea,” said Pharaoh, rubbing his temple. “What’s the damage report?”
“Multiple fires happening around the city,” said his top guard, Omar. “Mostly from botched attempts at using ovens for the first time.”
“Well, what are you waiting for? Mobilize the fire department immediately!”
“No can do, your highness,” said Omar. “The fire department was completely slave-run. You said you didn’t want to send Egyptian citizens into danger.”
“The entire city is in danger if we don’t get those flames under control,” said Pharaoh. “Just hire some new firefighters.”
“Oof,” said Omar. “You know I’d love to, but...”
“But?”
“The HR department was completely slave-run too.”
“And I assume we can’t hire someone to run the HR department without an HR department either, can we?” asked Pharaoh.
“Not without risking a temporal paradox, or worse, a heavy fine.”
“Indeed. Then there’s only one solution.”
“Ask the citizens to help the city out of the kindness of their hearts?” said Omar.
“Heavens no,” said Pharaoh. “We need to get those damn slaves back.”
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“What’s this sea doing here?” asked Moses, gazing out at the massive body of water currently impeding their progress further away from Egypt. “The map didn’t say anything about this.”
“Really?” said Aaron. “Let me see.” He took the map from Moses. “Sure it does, right here.” He pointed to a dark colored area covering a corner of the map. “Three hundred feet deep, almost fifty thousand feet across.”
“Huh, I assumed that was just a wine stain on the parchment,” said Moses. “Thinking about it now, I did wonder why someone had written ‘Red Sea’ on it.”
“I’ll tell everyone to turn around, we can find another way.”
“What?” said Moses. “No, no, no. We’re not taking a detour!”
“It’s a dead-end,” said Aaron. “Do you propose building a massive boat out of sand and sailing across or would you rather us all just try and swim for it?”
“I’m sure there’s a bridge around here somewhere,” said Moses.
“A bridge?” said Aaron. “Moses, it’s nine miles wide. There’s not doing to be a damn-”
“There we go!” said Moses, pointing to a small wooden stall in the distance. Aaron could just make out a small sign on the side of the stall that read, “Rusty Bridge Souvenir Shack”. Sure enough, just beyond the stall was a bridge stretching out across the sea and disappearing into the horizon.
Aaron rubbed his eyes as they walked over. “Am I hallucinating?”
“No, siree!” called a man out front, waving at their approach. “These prices are as real as the sand underneath your feet. An honest-to-god bargain as I live and breath.”
“I wasn’t talking about the prices,” said Aaron. “Are you the owner here?”
“It’s my name on the sign, ain’t it?” said the man. “Rusty Bridge, at your service.”
“Oh. I thought that was the name of...look, nevermind. Rusty, was it?”
“My friends call me Russ.”
“We need to use your bridge,” said Moses. “We’re trying to escape from some powerful people and I’ve got a hunch they won’t be waiting for long.”
“Well, sure thing!” said Rusty. “The bridge ain’t there to just sit and look pretty.”
Moses turned to Aaron. “See? What did I tell you? Easy as-”
“It will just require a small donation to the Souvenir Shack,” said Rusty.
“We’re a bit short on cash at the moment,” said Aaron. “How much of a donation are we talking about?”
“Two hundred shekels,” said Rusty.
“Well that’s not that bad,” said Moses.
“Per person.”
“Do you do group discounts?” said Aaron. “We’ve got quite the group back there.”
“You’re in luck! I do have a special offer for groups over five hundred thousand,” said Rusty. “One free bridge passing with every hat purchase.”
“How much does a hat cost?” said Moses.
“Two hundred shekels.”
“That better be a damn nice hat.”
“Not to interrupt, but are either of you hearing that noise?” said Aaron.
“What noise?” asked Rusty.
“The one that sounds distinctly like six hundred Egyptian chariots rapidly barreling down the desert.”
“It’s just the sea breeze,” said Rusty. “You get used to it over time.”
“Rusty, I hate to contradict you,” said Moses, looking out at the six hundred Egyptians chariots rapidly barreling down the desert. “But I think it might not be the sea breeze.”
Rusty squinted at the figures in the distance. “You think they might want any hats?”
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“Okay, new plan,” said Moses. The brothers’ had returned to camp empty-handed and without help from Rusty Bridge or his rusty bridge. “Wood floats, right? What if we just drive into the sea and have the camels pull us across?"
“Can camels swim?” said Aaron.
“Only one way to find out,” said Moses.
“No, that’s too risky. Plus, the wet fur would smell awful. Maybe now would be a good time to ask God for help?”
Moses snapped his fingers. “That’s brilliant! God can go back in time and alter ancient camel physiology so that they evolve gills and webbed hooves, slowly becoming an amphibious species over a few thousand years. They’d have no trouble pulling us across!”
“Uh, no...I meant that God could probably just let us walk on the water or something.”
“Couldn’t help but overhear you two,” said God. “Unfortunately, walking on water is a big no-no. I’m kind of saving that trick for later down the line where it will make a bigger splash. Ha! Get it? Water joke.”
“Do you have anything else in mind or did you just you just free us from Egypt to die in the desert?” said Moses.
“Don’t get snippy with me,” said God. “You’re the one who couldn’t read a map. I provided ten whole plagues.”
“All the more reason to not let your efforts go to waste,” said Moses. “Plus, think of the bad PR. Everyone’s going to be talking about the God who couldn’t get their people across a tiny puddle of water. Now, if that same God performed a last-minute miracle to swoop in and save the day...”
“I see what you’re doing,” said God. “You really think you can just brazenly manipulate my vanity like that to get what you want? You think I’m the type of God to jump at the first chance to show off with some crazy spectacle? ”
“Kind of?”
“Well you’re damn right,” said God. “Let’s put on a goodbye show the Egyptian people will never forget.”
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“Faster, men, faster!” cried Omar. “We’re gaining on them!”
“Of course we’re gaining on them,” said Pharaoh. “If you didn’t notice, they aren’t exactly moving. In fact, slow down a bit. Let’s let them simmer in terror for a few moments longer.”
“Are you sure, your majesty?” said Omar. “What if they get away?”
“Where are they going to go?” said Pharaoh. “The sea?”
“They might have some of those amphibious camels...”
“We’ll be fine,” said Pharaoh. “I want to savor this opportunity. Let’s put on a goodbye show the Hebrew people will never forget.”
“What if there’s a bridge?” asked Omar.
“Oh please,” said Pharaoh. “There’s less of a chance of that than the entire sea splitting right down the middle!”
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Down in the Israelite camp, God perked up. “That’s a cue if I ever heard one,” said God. “Hurry, while the dramatic irony is still thick!”
“I hope this works,” said Moses, lifting up his walking stick over the sea. As he did, the water began bubbling and churning and a thin line appeared right down the middle where Moses’ rod pointed. The line grew larger and then split apart, separating the entire sea into two parts and revealing the sandy floor beneath.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” yelled Rusty, running up alongside them. “You can’t do that!”
“When you believe in God, anything is possible” said Moses. “For if you truly have faith in God, then miracles can happen when-”
“No, I mean you’re going to completely ruin my business! Who’s gonna use a bridge when they can just walk right through the middle of the sea?”
“Might be time to pivot your strategy,” said Moses. “To start, you could stop gouging people with overpriced bridge souvenirs.”
“That’s ridiculous,” said Rusty. “My family has been selling overpriced bridge souvenirs for generations! It’s all I’ve ever know. Not to mention, we have a warehouse full of bridge-themed hats, stickers and keychains.”
“I’ll tell you what,” said Aaron. “We wouldn’t want our little miracle to inconvenience you. Go and bring all of your merchandise here, we’ll purchase the lot.”
Moses shot him a look. “Aaron, what are-”
“You mean it?” said Rusty hesitantly.
“Swear to God,” said Aaron.
“Golly!” said Rusty. “I’ll go and get it all right now. Don’t go anywhere.” And with that, Rusty ran off back to his shack.
“Ok, time to go,” said Aaron. “Now.”
“That’s not very nice” said Moses.
“Sue me, I’d rather be rude than Egyptian roadkill.”
“For the record, I can’t say I’m a big fan of you taking my name in vain,” said God.
“To be fair, you never said not to,” said Moses.
“Yeah, we should have a talk about that,” said God. “I’m thinking of laying down some ground rules.”
“That sounds swell,” said Moses. “But could it wait for a bit? Right now, we need more running and less talking.”
“Don’t make me turn this miracle around, young man.”
“Please?” Moses put on his best sad puppy dog face.
“Only if you never make that face again,” said God.
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Progress along the seafloor was more difficult than expected. The murky sand was still damp with water and slick with stranded fish. The cart drivers did their best to avoid the most of it, but they still ended up leaving a gory path of crushed tuna and ruptured salmon.
“Holy mackerel,” said Moses as he stumbled along the path.
“I think that’s a trout,” said Aaron.
“Whatever it is, it doesn’t feel good between my toes. My only consolation is that the Egyptians are probably having ten times as much trouble as we are. I wish I could see their chariots trying to drag through this.
“Don’t worry,” said God. “I’ve got a little gift in mind for them.”
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Further near the sea opening, the Egyptians’ pursuit had indeed slowed considerably. They had already been delayed by the odious little man who had piled a mountain of souvenirs in front of the path and refused to clear the way forward without a hefty purchase. Now sporting brand new hats and t-shirts, the Egyptian army slowly trundled through the muck towards their elusive prey.
“Do you think this bridge really is the eighth wonder of the world?” asked Omar, flipping over a postcard that proclaimed just that.
“Hardly,” said Pharaoh. “I should have that man drawn and quartered for even suggesting his eyesore could be on the same level as my pyramids. In fact, remind me to do that when we get back.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got a mind like a steel trap,” said Omar, rapping the side of his head.
“A steel sieve, at least,” muttered Pharaoh. “Hold on. Why aren’t we moving?” He snapped his fingers at a royal page returning from the front of the procession. “You there! Boy! How goes the hunt?”
The boy snapped to attention. “We’re having a whale of a time, your highness!”
“I’m not paying you to have fun,” said Pharaoh. “Tell the men to stop their lollygagging and get us going again before the Hebrews escape!”
“With all due respect,” said the page. “That might be difficult. We’ve hit a wall!”
“A wall?” said Pharaoh. “What wall?”
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“Ah. That wall.”
Pharaoh stared at the massive marine mammal barring their path. The beast’s body stretched from one end of the split water to the other, completely blocking off the entire way forward. Its dull-eyed head faced the Egyptians, with a far away fluke waving limply further down the passage.
“As I said,” said the page. “We’re having a whale of a-”
“Yes, *thank you*, I’ve got it,” said Pharaoh.
“Do you think this got stuck after the Hebrews passed by?” asked Omar.
“Either that or they entered one end and came out the other,” said Pharaoh. “Are you volunteering to follow their lead?”
“I’ll pass,” said Omar.
“Yes, I’m sure you would. Eventually, at least.”
“Should we turn around?”
Pharaoh flinched internally at the idea. To give up now after promising to bring them back? What would it say about the all-powerful ruler of Egypt? The people were already on the brink of revolution due to the troubles at home. They wouldn’t take kindly to any perceived weakness on his end.
Pharaoh began pacing. If he didn’t act now, the people of Egypt would all turn against him, oust him from his palace and the nation he had built with his own two hands! If only that blasted idiot Moses hadn’t shown up and started this whole doomed chain of events!
“I feel like the walls are closing in,” said Omar.
“You know, I’m feeling a bit stressed too. Just take a deep breath, the feeling will go away,” said Pharaoh. He felt his pulse calm down as he took stock of the situation. No. He hadn’t lost yet. He was Pharaoh! He was a God! The world trembled at his feet! He couldn’t let a little roadblock stand in his way. If the entire Egyptian army had to climb over the damn thing, then so be it!
“Alright, men!” called Pharaoh. “This isn’t time to wallow in defeat! Our quarry is right on the other side of that animal, and I vow to capture them once and for all. Do you hear that, Moses? I’m the motherfucking Pharaoh of Egypt and I will not be stopped!”
It was at that moment that the walls did indeed close in on them. The last thing Pharaoh saw before passing out was the whale giving him what seemed to be a slow, sly wink.
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The Israelites watched the sea close with a wet plop just as the last cart pulled onto shore.
“Yikes,” said Moses. “Hope the Egyptians know how to swim.”
“On the bright side, with the sea back to normal it looks like Rusty’s back in business,” said Aaron.
“Speaking of which…”
On the far end of the shore, another familiar shack stood waiting, an irate woman standing next to it. She marched forward while rolling up her sleeves. “Alright wiseguys, you think you can just cut across without paying the bridge fee?”
“Let me guess, you’re Rusty’s sister?”
“Misty,” said the woman. “And you’re not getting through here without a bit of recompense.”
“Give us a break,” said Moses. “We just fled for our lives from hundreds of years of servitude.”
“Well, why didn’t you say so!” said Misty. “We’ve got a special deal just for newly freed slaves! One free bridge passing with every bobblehead sold.”
“How much is a bobblehead?” asked Aaron wearily.
“Two hundred shekels.”
Moses sighed. You could cross a whole sea, but some things never changed.
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**[Reminder: The Kickstarter is now live!](https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/aaronsenser/the-bible-v2-genesis)** | r/thebizzible | post | r/thebizzible | 2019-03-20 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhYm9sRWJ6WnBxdnBaSlp5UHRBLVlBQU9BWVdpeGFtUmRDMHdkbHNueUNFMjFnYkFoVGFLakdxLVplRUpQYXNfQnBmSG8yclFqclU1QkFRZm1LLVlmenc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHejJYQmhjc1l2LWNvU0lxMjJsazhFdWhiWFRRMU16cWFoc2xOd1I3dVMzM3l1aFJrUTYxUEpvZW56clUzdjFRTXBpMkRNNC1IcVVsNTV0MDRZUXdkeE9KVHFLeF9FRnhUcXM5WmNzdnZiTWY5TExKclN5NGxvWTR0aFAzUWdva2hKczVVcUE4Zk0yakt5V0JaWFVYeml4QlQ3MEx0bnM2VDJOdTZFMUEwa0NBd2VqdE5wS0NrUVVqTDBwQWFJdEh6dVUzSnB6N0dnTmptTktxSElkbmk0QT09 |
Even if it's just to leave the vehicle stationary and use it as housing you can move in an emergency, it'd be a low cost living method of keeping the elements off you. All electric, solar powered vans like [this one](https://www.routedelsol.com/solar#!) also exist now so what do you guys think of that sort of thing?
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I was thinking it'd be useful for traveling between seasonal crop locations to facilitate year round food production. | r/postcollapse | post | r/PostCollapse | 2019-03-20 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhUUpZTjQtZDNGTUV6aTgza0tnTTBLWmp6cWFXM1M4VGVlbTZaT3JsYnN3WU1vUkEyTnNScGZWSzE5YmNDTFk3OVNUVVZ6azBJX0ZlX3lZMzF3a05OX3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHeEVHMUxJTFg1cXJ3bWdGT01OdHdDQnhxamhSd0NmLUduVElTb3laS1BQZXVDejhmTHpZRjg5b1k3X2x4dFpZU3FKaDN5anhjWTJXQjJKQlV4enhkZVJIQWZST3c4R2ZWazRZQXNqRHdlM29uaXpBemM4WnZMMERJS3BIZkROMkZ1R2U5cE9QVWZMdHlYVzFhSjRiUElRaEJiNVloU3JTVG5ZbDRRaUFWOHRsMUtsNmNQRWFlb1NOZDBmRlVLSlRyWjZhejdLelpUb1RURHZqYVpWRVZFZz09 |
I've just created a [subreddit for Generators in Roleplaying Games](https://www.reddit.com/r/rpg_generators/) at [r/rpg\_generators](https://www.reddit.com/r/rpg_generators)
It's for sharing RPG random generator tools and discussing the use and building of generators in tabletop gaming.
As opposed to putting together random charts and tables which we can direct to other subreddits.
I've included r/BehindTheTables as one of the related communities of interest in the sidebar. | r/behindthetables | post | r/BehindTheTables | 2019-03-21 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhNjViLXdOemUwdmlTYnJEVlhwVEZ4MHZVX01DZzNYSTZHZ3J1aGlpRTdta191M1Qxb19HM1FTVWJ5QkVjZDQxWVVMYldGNGtFR3NBVTVTOVpTdmNMUXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHYTJodEMwUkhaV3RQdDNydzRtbElwTmg1VUw3enB6cHhRYlAyRmFLcmV2Q08wQ2FIU1M0MXF0d1loUkpjM0NtTXQ4OEJOZG5DNEpETngtaW41ZDBMZzRCMVYweGJmRWczWVNXTEIzZUtaR01JU3FxdWpkeVlQdmxBNDVGTkctRHJKd21ybEVPUWl4MW5hdERsZE1KazBvWmxlMkl6RV9BWkRSM25OQmJBZkZicmtOTXZudUpUTldoMk50Y3JreHY1NV82M0pzeGg5dnU2NWdHUHZwQmVYUT09 |
Valve cannot hope to remain neutral in its' policies if it wants to remain dominance on the PC market. I love Steam, but I'm sorry, they need to do something quickly against Epic's predatory anti-consumerist behaviour. Otherwise they will pull literally every third and fourth and fifth party developer from Steam with their vbucks bribes. But Valve doesn't have any first party games like Nintendo, so they HAVE to change something. I just really hope they can finally commit to something! This is making me really anxious in that I will lose my favourite gaming platform to a greedy shark and inferiour spyware launcher. PLEASE, don't just sit idly and let this happen because you wish to remain neutral and not budge on any of your policies. You WILL lose in the long-term, because Epic is going for the kills. And they're doing it as quick as their fortnite checks allow them... | r/the_gaben | post | r/The_Gaben | 2019-03-21 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhR3RGYndrRDc2MDF0ZHFGenpqdkczZURYaGRLR0V5WWxIUlI1WGxRb0RCQlBTUVdyUmFaWXVSZnZmb2R1T3dpU09sTHdoVktEdnZkcklwaDc5SDJPdFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHMzYwT0hfTlB5RTlab3R4QU9KTmVnYnJzN0UwTWpnVVJMNUV6YnhIRFQyS01ZYkFPei0tWWlqTkw3WUx4cTVRUGJ1SXNkR1dnaXFQU0JyemFsYnBUQW1BcEJKUFNQbFQxdTliSWdzS01faE5YNnF4SEthRDAyQUdsaEwweGFrWGdCVVFQbXh1aXB2cGlBdVdDd29yZEJUX0hWenJLZ0lleVlwSkNIWFdrTHNhQzJMVU5IYjlrVldMSjJNU1ZmSjRXcjdseXdxeWhJU3Q1OF9qOERaN19nQT09 |
So way back in the day, there was a Queen named Vashti who was married to a King named Ahasuerus. The king was kind of a jerk. He threw a party and got drunk and decided he wanted to show off to his friends how hot his wife was. He told her to dance for his friends, and she was like “Fuck off!” So he had her head cut off, and threw another party to find another wife, kind of like “The Bachelor.” He ended up picking this girl Esther because he liked her look. He didn’t even know that she was Jewish.
Meanwhile, the King had an adviser named Haman (FUCK THAT GUY) who was an even bigger jerk. He was a huge anti-semite and thought it would solve all the country's problems if they just killed all the Jews. He convinced the king to sign off on his plan.
So Esther’s uncle Morty calls her up and said, “You gotta ask the king not to kill the Jews.”
And she replied, “You know why he killed his last wife, right? It is definitely not safe for me to let him know I'm jewish.”
But she thought about it for a few days. She was so torn up about it she couldn't eat. She could not sit idly by while her people were killed. She told the king what’s up and it turned out he saw things her way. He ended up hanging Haman (FUCK THAT GUY) on the gallows he had built for the Jews. | r/thebizzible | post | r/thebizzible | 2019-03-21 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhLXlnY1BER2dHcmF4cWxwSm02SjJyNU9Yc2x5alFSUjloMDZCMlo4UHhIa0V0cElKWVpXTkhlUVladjE1VVhyUy1EN3RLLWt4elNkLTUwTkVYODFWR0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHT3hDb3d2WXM3UHdsX25OYkQ5VU5aM29iZGY3bk5jdzZDZ2h1TGhzUkhXR0VVeFpnNGltZ3RRZkFielZLN3BXODZHOERGNExiNmh2d2ZmQ1BjOUIzeGlzYTNjTkJQb3pZM1c0OEdjeFUtTHVWVzV3dk1TM01OZnM3NFFVejlxdV9mclRZbkNzRUM0S29fWTNYYjZ3MjhfRTVjbzRBQ1djUUNvdG42N00tR2tPcFNRZVdIUHBzUkQ5VS1TTUprUG9Z |
Hey everyone!
As the title says, the **[Bible v.2: Genesis Kickstarter is now live!](https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/aaronsenser/the-bible-v2-genesis)**
I've been writing stories on /r/thebizzible for almost two years now and a lot of people have asked me to put out a physical book. Well, the time has finally come!
I'm going to be working with a professional editor to fully revamp my old Genesis chapters and make a real, honest-to-god book you can hold in your grubby little hands.
Plus, I have some fun ideas for stretch goals, including new stories, working with Chicago-area actors to record an audio-play and more!
**[Please check it out!](https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/aaronsenser/the-bible-v2-genesis)**
**The Kickstarter runs until Thursday, April 18, 10 p.m. CST**
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Edit: Funded in 5 hours. You people are crazy. Time for some new content and stretch goals!
Edit 2: First stretch goal unlocked: **Jonah and the Whale**! | r/thebizzible | post | r/thebizzible | 2019-03-21 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhd1Zvc3l5UjF1Ync2dnBhc0FCWUlDRGxNY2dWQklENnlSU2Nnc3NTZjRfbGJkOHVoYlpndThncWpiSGZ5RWw1R3pZWVg1dV81UlVKY0VTV0l2eU5FT2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHYnRINXhLRmtLTk02NEp6RGdCdXlYX0N6NndsdzNmSDR5OE5zT0w0YXo1dVdKc1c0MUlTOWZXd2VZUWszSlFDX3ZPYWFNNkdSVWwtQ0dQdzQ5WWZKcWRMalhENG9VdEZ5NVM2MmJPS29SQmpIOS1vN1pUWERQT3VFa2NlUnNxTzNsVk1SLXVmTGlVVzI5YUtZZGdxQ25Ib1djMk5PUG1zUkU2Rm5uWk4wbjIyLUI5TWJzUzg1R3VoeVJqRXNIb0hhZVVHRjQ3Q25qOGxsVnExX2RMUURaQT09 |
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*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/UnexpectedCena) if you have any questions or concerns.* | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2019-03-21 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhTXhFX2xsaWRkMksybTAtMGtqM212UWJXYUZWdXJXdV9aUXdXak00RHJXQzEyQVdSbDNjUkZIdmVYTUFVN3pTaUhwb2pqbFJoSFBnSHlSTURIYk1GSnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHZlVldHR0Qm9jYU9RZi0yQUFudTVZZWRaYTVMaXdaSGZvM29rVlotOWJxbzZYOW03TF9KQUNWTFN4cUxnenpoZS03RldsN0JPbVRLenQ5LUFLd0I3ZU54NU5YMzVvSVNSa09kcEdZUE5sOG1WSGFlMDlORVFaT3NiR0JEYWxsRHR5c2p3Y0Q5MFd1NEllODRMZF9GeUt3Q1dxMXBaVFduZ0xtVExJRmNhMFRQeXdKaXBvakd5MjBtdUZsYm91dVVnSVI2VFNEd1RMWlBYTVBval9HUGdWU1NHbnFYX0VHWFFJcy10TkFJY3Awaz0= |
Hello, fellow Cenation Member /u/cenabollywood! Thanks for posting your submission, but sadly we have to remove it. This is because of Rule 4:
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*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/UnexpectedCena) if you have any questions or concerns.* | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2019-03-21 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhWjFPVGM0Mkx1Q3doekNmOXBEclhGRkZCUVZNeGpnWmE0V2ZZeFQwNFdHeXhKRWQzaUhURFlDbnZIU00zOFJqYm1xZ1phT2lPeW9UNmtmTEhhcjhJY2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHVFJldVdob0ZyVjluY25LR1NiZi1nVl9LS2IzQlZTbEpfbXY2OXNwVlMtN2gtN1J0cGl3Ukl1SUdWVXBNSVhHMkRQY091eVp0T0s5VVgybWd4c2s0U3hnVGZkZlFFYy1saUxiNExTUU1oYm1Pc19Td3kyVFhSOE9hTHg0QW5GNzF3bE1kRUZhSHJUM3Y0NGxITTJxd19NWWJlczBpX25pSjdhVDFGRm1BVC13dk9NdjhBZXItTzNNZ19HSHpnZTd5M3liY2JZMW9Vek5kS2hwUWttU2pCT3hFeGlMV3RkbW9BNTlKenVsNm5EZz0= |
I hate it when I see the name of the sub before watching one of these, it ruins the surprise. | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2019-03-21 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhc2Uyd0dHZ0txMDFfRUtadXhBai14WXFPbExHcnJkZEJOaFpsMVlybVFYdU96RUlUX2t2NnhmVVprX2FNVWxpQ1dpbm5pMVZEakMtT3FtN2FTRzJrd2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHcmsxY0xfTGZzeHFaa29NOXBJYjJzY3pidEVIZ01Hb2F0bmNTQkw3MkZKQVBMS1U3SG1BNkR4UVc2VXpHTXFTRm9RaGlJTXlndE9LS19LZDBCWC0xSG9tbVVGRlpOX0g5d1VBSFhkM3BPcEdmNGk0aDdJT0VCNzNQSmRuQXJsNFFNNjIzNXptamtHR3BMZkZTTlBFejdyTjlEM0dWRE9yM3V6YXJBRG5BaFhETXFpRkVyUkRoNzRQSTg1NUYtSGpqVzk2ZEdkemFRRGxLSXRkNXdEVmFlZz09 |
Found this subreddit while looking for somewhere to share this frustrating encounter I had just before I went on lunch break. I work as a legal assistant in a law firm that deals entirely with a very specific aspect of a US branch of government that's very niche - we're the only place that advertises online in more than one state. As such I'm not going to go into too many specifics.
Because we are associated so closely with the \[govt branch\] its not uncommon to get calls from people who intended to contact \[govt branch\] instead of a law firm. Our office is too small to have someone working as a receptionist so a fellow legal assistant and I are the ones who answer the phones here. We don't mind pointing people in the right direction - everyone makes mistakes and maybe if they find that they want some help they'll remember the nice lady at the law firm they called by accident, right? What we do mind is when people can't seem to get it through their heads that we are not \[govt branch\] and therefore have no access to their systems. I just had a call with a gentleman who not only mumbled the whole conversation, but also didn't seem to be processing what I was saying. I'll call him MG for Mumble Guy.
I answer the phone with the standard greeting that includes both my name and the name of the office.
MG: \*mumbles something vague about receiving a letter and wanting help\* *mumblemumble* consultation.
I think: cool! possible new client that maybe just got some mail that pushed him into hiring an attorney for his issue with \[govt branch\].
Me: I'm sorry sir I'm having a hard time hearing you, could you speak up a bit?
MG, slightly louder but still quiet enough that I'm plugging my free ear so I can hear him over the heating running: I just got this letter and its saying that \[govt agency\] is looking over my \[issue\] but it says online that they already decided but it doesn't say what.
Me: We're a private law firm, sir, you'll have to call \[govt agency\] to clear that up?
MG: Well... What are you guys for?
Me: We help with the appeals process for \[his issue\], but we don't have access to \[govt branch\] because we're a private law firm. In order get any of your information you'd need to be a client, wh-
MG: How do I become a client?
Me: Well we'd need to have a look at \[specific documentation\] and fill out a questionnaire over the phone, but in order to complete that you would need to know which of the two things you're looking at is correct. You need to call \[govt branch\] to clear up the miscommunication on their part.
MG, clearly hoping that I will do the legwork for him: So I need to call \[govt agency\]? And then call you back?
Me: Yes, sir.
MG: ......
Me, knowing that he's waiting for me to offer and not about to do work for a person who isn't even our client: ......
MG: Well I just moved *mumblemumblemumble*...
Me: Then you'll need to call the office where you filed and let them know that you moved as well as asking for clarification on this.
MG, after a long silence: Ok well I moved from \[state\] and *mumblemumble* can you tell me the number?
\*Its worth noting here that some states have multiple offices, and I'd be willing to bet that this was one of them
Me: Sorry, I'm in \[state more than 1,000 miles away\] I don't have their number.
MG, sounding put upon: Okaaay I guess I'll go call them.
Me: Good luck, have a good day sir!
Not an exact transcript, but close enough that you get the idea. This is not the first nor the last time that I will have to repeatedly tell people we are not \[govt branch\] and have no access to \[govt branch\]'s systems or records. You'd think that people would be glad that lawyers can't just go poking through their personal info like that.
TL;DR Mumble Guy refuses to accept that he needs to call someone else with his issue because I am not a government employee, tries to get me to do the legwork for him when he isn't a client, and when that fails assumes I am a phone book for a state over 1,000 miles away. | r/talesfromthelaw | post | r/talesfromthelaw | 2019-03-21 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhQXd3MlkxcG9uejVZY3lfYnhIQlNHZzg2aGFzVEJyd0xIUVRfTWRpLUkyQzgyQlpiX3kzVkZTQTd0d0poTkZZd0M5Y0hFM2hIYXJlLXA3WWpxay1SUWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHWHR2Q2tBc09aSzdlb3F1Nzg1R0w4UzF3M1J0alhHeDg2UDFmbDRJd2JaU3BuT3hPODFSMThjLTBrTEZlb01icVZ3cmxjNmtCRHZnNmQ2MldjOHYtQm9fenVfN2dtdHFHYlc5SThfc1p6Ry1IVU5fYk5CcklMZFg4Y3VvY2lpR1k1WUllM0dOTmtLMnl5OUpMT191T3NMX3hDWmlYdmJjU1pQa0IyV1oyT05pdlh1enFNc3FoRnVvbDRZZGRURk9jSGZoemhNc0h1aGtUNTlrTndQbkxadz09 |
In the country in which I live, using legal advocates is a frequent practice. Legal advocates protect detained suspects by witnessing interrogations, documenting police misconduct, making sure suspects understand their rights, etc. We aren't lawyers, but we usually work in conjunction with the lawyers and/or double as paralegals like myself. I work at a reasonably large law office in the center of a big city, and we get calls over a big area and have quite a few clients.
Most officers behave just with the *presence* of representation by advocates. However, we do not have to identify ourselves as advocates until the end of an interrogation if the police do not already know us.
We get a call from jail for a suspect we frequently represent. I'll call him John, he's an American expatriate like myself. Although, he's been alive and been here much longer than I have. He's picked on frequently by the local cops because of prior convictions, and they attempt to use him as an informant despite him not wanting to be.
I drive over there as quickly as I can, to find John heavily shackled. I ask around the guards refuse to tell me anything. I gather from him that the police picked him up to speak to detectives, and he's shackled heavily because he's drunk, which isn't illegal here or a reason to over-restrain him without any aggression. He wasn't aggressive.
I explain to John his rights. We've done this before. I explain suspect rights slowly and carefully, in English and the local language, because officers often rush through them to get suspects to agree to something without understanding.
The detectives were supposed to interrogate at a specific time, but seeing me they informed us that they'll delay. This is often a tactic used to get rid of advocates, to wait them out.
Eventually they had enough an hour later and we proceeded with interrogation. They acted as if I wasn't there, which is VERY odd. They typically are watching us very carefully and are much more careful with suspects when we're around.
As the interrogation went on, the tactics became more illegal. I didn't stop the interrogation because John was effectively resisting it, and the illegality of the methods increased over time giving me an easy case. It escalated from good-cop bad-cop, to coercion, to bribery, to attempting to get John to sign a confession, to threatening to forge a confession, threatening violence, to actual violence. They shoved John's face at one point exiting the interrogation room, hard enough to cause a handprint and bloody nose.
They did a break in the interrogation, and I was documenting the situation, getting pictures of the handprint of the officer, and explained to John that the reason I didn't stop the interrogation is that I was catching them so he could sue.
I made a request for medical on John's behalf, which was denied. John made a written request for medical, that was also denied in writing.
He gets put back in a cell, and I go straight to the main lawyer in our office. I explain the situation, show my documentation. John is our best customer, and everyone in the office has known him for years. Everyone has represented him at least once, at this point we don't even charge him, excluding fees the courts and police pose. The lead lawyer and his entire cohorts unanimous decision was "Fuck that, let's free John"
We have 2 of 3 law students, 3 of 5 lawyers, 2 advocates, and a paralegal are all racing down to help him out. I call John and ask if we can follow through with the impromptu plan we had, explaining that we are going to get him out, and of course we get the go ahead.
We basically scatter and get everything we need. The attorneys were involved for an hour or so, but dropped everything on the (amazing) paralegal after that to get other stuff done. 4 and a half hours later, we had everything.
We had the hold information, the (falsified) police reports, his (lengthy) history, my notes, their written denial for medical assistance, the receipt from the jail clerk showing he was only being held for an investigation with a max hold of 10 days.
In a miracle, one of the law students manages to file a petition for immediate release. The judge ends up approving on the basis the police were abusing the hold.
John ended up settling with the police department for over a million dollars US for this incident and prior, for corruption and illicit use of force. | r/talesfromthelaw | post | r/talesfromthelaw | 2019-03-21 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhVkNtWXNFUnVRZy0tdUZUNlVYdW5jMi1lMzdvNkFNZjkzOGdyTGZOT1pJbmgweTJqdWZ6ZGYwS1JRM2diX2dfWURYSkthcm1HMmJrOG9qVzRObGdSUWFCZmNhSDBlaUFDYkk2X0lLVDVWX009 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHakhFSy10MGd3TnFzSzB3REc0ZXU0aTI4LUd5Tkc2MlRqazVidGNXWHlmRnZwWDJORnJVU1VzcmlaQVl0T21BYWQ4TU16LXVqR1RHRUFFWThjcUR6MGltWTNNSTE1VnlCZmczTkpKakdtNFo2cXZoQVYtNjRyUFprNDREZEpFazVjSVVqUG9BLUtOeURPQnBNV0luVE5jcGFkNHBiX3RVR3hPSzlpckstY2c3aUNQMkc5eVdDZnZSdXRJMmNDemUyRUNzZWxMSFVGa19PTGNOLU5KUVlkUT09 |
Has anyone else noticed that the network weight has dropped rather sharply over the past couple of days? I went from about 2-4 transactions a day to 15 yesterday while staking. What's going on? | r/blackcoin | post | r/blackcoin | 2019-03-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhYWpCZTByX2s2aElaQkFxZEE1dTRJVVlrSUdFaVlOajhBSDBEZFoyQ2xyLVdod1l5eTN0VElGd3N0VzI2cjRMMHJqemJqRjNWQUthbURIWWU3U2ZZaWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHSE5GRW1oblYzS1MtV09zUFFSOUMxVzUxQU1BcHVFR1NWNE5ybS03TlA2czNKQXpqRDFQX2dlckVkeFVPamtYTnl1RUlKY1UtTU1DNGZzVmxadF94cWZvdGo1SGpnZ2hoRFdTS0tvNDRFVnVQajc1ZXZLbUZoR2dFVkZvZF9vblJFZ2hUVUVDYkh3SjBrVVVBa0JSQUpvTU1DMEw0NEZFakNrb2V1YkppMWpJbGI4aDliMXhFMERVeVZjUE96MkVt |
Reasonable enough. Meme is relatively dead at this point anyhow. | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2019-03-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhZ2J4Y21URkpLR242WDlUYVBsNmZkTXVKdDdoTWNoNDZ2TV9NbzhuX1NwcW5oRDdNQlpraVhYanFsalVieWNlSmdvaWF3SVY4TWFLS1pTOXlNNjJtS0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHc1FoMVJNR1NrWDBfd1B2NHZJWnNqWDNmX2lsOW1SOVNGTXNKeE9YWGhtYmVkR0t3OVMwS2hrNFdVRnlwdXJjX0hDb1JKVnp6UFVnNk00WTdXVkRfdndRM3J1LWdUVGV5MFRUcWtrdUE1MWhhcUpyaG4zY3pkMnpUc2hLaXN3QzdKLXZXNm9VWHVyUWxNR09mczcwcGFIZ1RfYXJNT0s1VE1tN1p0WnB1VXVWZ2NYUDE0TnJBZXh4UFowM0dVYXZadUEwakZMMEtSRnVDRnhvcENPaktROUlUMFNQUkt4dWozS3dvdUhQaW11VT0= |
We are the manufacturer of standard and custom steppers like dual axis linear motors available in different models and configurations. The product we offer is 3 phase stepper motor and drive, 2 phase motors, step servo, and stepper drive- 2 phase. Our stepper motor drivers are capable of continuous rotation with precise position control even without a feedback system. | r/explainlikeimjive | post | r/explainlikeimjive | 2019-03-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhNXlHRGdxTVV6TnNpTHViOUJpTEdRZlQ3aGRoT0NSejBPSEtTRnJvTEN0d3FIb1BNbnNnNEFkM1dKQTZGZmxiQ2t2VkJZUkZnRzlrbVFZVl9uTzJFb1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHTm5tNnYxTUgwaVREd1NBT21QWHFnYWV1RS1zYkhqU201QjN3V1hYRktyZkoyRm9SLV9WUlFlc0RVMS1ZY0dhMWd5bXZYSkxxRXlBWHFuc3Z5dTJnWXFUMWc0MTJHdjB4UmJCUFdVdWpoTXhvaEdQb0JyMWtQM3Mwai1UVC1OQ2J1LWlENHIwV3pYOTIxNzVJV0REQ0FwMFVsTEU3M2lZMkpXN0l1eEk0RkduTGlyTDUybHc4d09qU1VXcUx0akVtMjZ0LU51LUhnWGo1c2dDdnZPRDAzUT09 |
I'd say just close it down permanently, the meme is dead. | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2019-03-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhU3E5WHdleHhramJMMXNxRlUwV29qeFZhQzFVMlZrUzJIUEQxSkVxU2lOdEpJN3I1MGhTd2lTN3NCNW9DQVdaZmVNUWRUaGVqUjUyZmNFRGRWOWV1QXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHam5SR3AtRGloRkx1T0tVX1pseWpoc3Rqa0NYNUdaLXViWW9WTTlGR2ljOEVKeEJhT2pJbE03dFJudDVGVHlvWXYtZTN1OVZBcGY2VWhqaUlna0pUcnZneXFfcWctaWRUanl1M0J5bGxNakVIR3hfMHZ2VkpDdWI1RUlZcWwwTi1LRl9KRUVTclhUdElnYzF0VGFxbHFWMVNxcVlhN2RFUVo3LXZTeE04MmMxanpnSG91S2oweW9CTG1ENGhsa2VCeXhXUEhUYjJVMWlodnBPdGNfVXZsVTM4R0g4cmtOdjFVVnZ2UFJpQlNQaz0= |
Me too thanks | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2019-03-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhc0xoU01GVldMRnV5OC1OYjZldTlPbHdVdHdCNXNPTkhheVpYckUzam91RTEwaHl5eEVtd19LS0xfaFk5YTJfWktWX0NRWW9hVXdfb19yanRyQ1pxOUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHejdCeGpQdmRKX1l3RVFmMzVyeUJTdy1VbHBwckR6S1BfVHhRX0tjdXNWMTltb1JwOHdINFJ3V0VXdE1oVV8zejRFWU1laEp2TGpYUHNRTFY4aHZJTzQ1QWV4VjMzdUstZHVuTThKdlI0cGJ0YmNnYXA0OUQ3dzBZSkdHbFRpc2tjNnZfUzdyR21SNmlRMlkwSVVTWlZmVjkzV29MTG0xcGItazlWNTVGWTBYNjFuc1NlRDN3dERGRVNVeWgyaWFJSjJWMmhLY0ROTGl4ZWVEMWVYYmdITTR0dGd3Sk1tNDBiSEpwZkd2NGtzTT0= |
I am filled with much disappoint. | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2019-03-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhRE1CWGRpcUVUN3NIZkxLZnRtTFFFRDg4V3JSSFNxTWRpMlVXa2Rsdm1fcm1mNk5QV0VKbGZlWl9ZMlBWWjN3VFluYmd3NWg4cTM1MDVDVGNkRXNpS1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHUE1yRTBLS1cxYnViR0FQcVMzdmwtZTBfYXB5SS0tZkdHNldrVTQ2cmdkcDJLYVNfOXNRYVJWQ2JNampNT1pqLXc1NnpYaS1GYjY2bUtsLUVMNGx5U29FelpUbWhINnhzb0hJRWdVVnFoblF0cUpvTmxKWFBqT190dTU1U3VRMndQUFFjaFhCOWZGd0h6WUs4UzVaNzI5MHZvbWRUc245dEJOXzBvcUtGMHcyYTlYQl9tcmY1dGQtNDM4akZJYW94RTBFTUJSUzBjNjBkNTZ1NWNxVkNGRERHUFkwb2E1bHdKNHN4cGkxcTUxMD0= |
Probably the best decision. Its been a long time since we've had quality content here. | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2019-03-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhWENMYWthOFVuTExyUHNSS0dXZndXaFRKdE1rZjhmWFpUNHk3RmZ2RUFOcHRWS1Bud282S2d6TXlHSFNrUEZyeGhOTG1GVlRZT21EeXppUDItSnUySHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHdGpHMHBTTUJLM0cxRUEwMFYtUm5SazEyNHBxNXZDeFVTOXRlZUNIQ3VwSGNqa1FfSERZaVZVVXRzRUNndFp1cTVDLVl2aWJyZE1hazdXNHBMZ3MzeDA1N2xzaThqZ0pHOGFwaG9yZVhLTXVrMnRFb3NqY19vdGlXUkNxV01ndTJ0OE1qRkNXbENxTzhIR21RQU45QnJvdkNUbC1yQnB6bDFzYmxpLVkxRXhGZXhBSE05OWowMERUUEV5UUxHY3Z0UzdfQ0lnanp3SkpNeVZNVXpBcS04cl9WQzNNU1ZLb0Z4b1NlbmdZNXhuQT0= |
Sooo what do we do now? | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2019-03-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhSk83dzlBR3k5ZUtQX05DN2ZNX05YclBGNkdoY3Rwc01abFQwRldLaEtLUG43aFJudmZ3djRRamhNdlVDZ1lxdlZnTEpTcEtZM3NhNDQwSkI5VVpQY3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHaVNodUxseHgtaWMtdldlYzI2c284RHNJNnBtdm04bTBrR1dVOEhWY04xVXRzOXg0MEt3QnY0aEgwdlkyWkxJVDc0bGZrb2U5bTdQUEhsVHRzTHBXSTlKWE9YNUZycjBNUl9nVFJVOTEwMzM3cGI3RU51bWdBOFNDTFAwSzBiRUFNQkVqbU9tUTlJc1NOdlhRT0hjNnoySWl3LXpIZk5wNUo1cUIxWDJRU04yUjJEU0g1eWxuVGJ2MllrelJuSVdYT0VDVE92eXRyU0NHcDB5U0FPanB4LThhYWhQSk9PNktZelNHdzgzYlkybz0= |
Oh wait never mind i thought this was another sub. | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2019-03-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhdWItVUdJUVpEX2I1T2NDQ0wtT2JKVDVuNmNTN1ZqTWUxeVdxTkZfejBPRGNxVVdHcnQyWWExSUM1Y202T3NFSHNSUktvY1NSaWVwVzZXVjdJdWlMMkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHQXNlTkN3cjhCUVlqSUtSTHhvRUtldndRcXdISFRVd3NBNUNjTk9NaXIxSUVZb2xoWGxDVHlfMTc4blFvZzd3YTg3Z2ZkOVBfM1J6RllRNzZKVGx3cTMwT0lxQTFnX1JYMWdoaWtmeHFaMTE1UU1VN3BiOU1iOUp4aXQ4ZWtzX2tlXzQ2RERrUElnMkl2ZVNGSGtBcEFhdmNISE44VHRXcUJVRUlpVGhvWkZTbDdMRlNIMnpyUnZ3OWE4Y3AxNTRleVhkVlpYaXY3V1FMSEF3bC1VQTBNOXp0Qi1KMnNYTWpjLUZibVdxb2xRdz0= |
rip :(
Thank you for your service. | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2019-03-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFheElPNkZNNWppcDAtcG5hd1dra2tqWEo5NUluU2Jud3l3Ymd0WF9kM003VFRiX2QzX0Fqc0RPbTIzZHJDRk51NmlhTGU0LW9kcUh4dXJqem54N2pxMUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHN1dSZDJCa1RWYVJVY3NLRGdveTdsWDhIdWFxbk1nb1hkR0hoa1dyc01ZSlhZRmZLLWdpVEFUTnZNc1I4RG8xS0VNX1dKWDVoU2twcTBJYjBtNG9HREl4enRTRWFkOWlNTUhES3poY09WVWE4TTV4QURyVjBzSTBZSXJObnF3c3dmSmxBeWN6U0tyWmJ4aHZRQ1gtOWF6a0dhcHVaWENlTFlBSTcyZXFJTE1FWWFfeUhNeEVpQ0dCdXlXbi1PSDFWdy1jaE16OGw5bFZ4aV9qVk5IdHhmczFTTzktNzBOemVfZ2NCdTZxdUhXMD0= |
Fair enough | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2019-03-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhemxfaEtIcnAwRkN5SWIxcnFxdGhmdWVHWG53OF9wSFF5ZzhER0xCVGJlSGRzcUI2LXFJYVNVMUt2akt6d1dZaE1aWEp0Ti1jVS1GdHk5alZKYWlZZ2tWbDd0SUVHS2h6TGNyS29WUE1DcFE9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHRE9BWjdDX0x2SjBzcVZtWjV6eUdZN3M1SEc3S3JuUS05SXY3VzBPWHBhTHktaWFzaDFrY3pqbFktQWZMRWZvWkQ1VE1zS0s4WXRueDdGSDA4d2ZEcmh1QW44cnJ5dnZRNkZlX0l2WVpLWWdqVW1ZdGdlbDhIUUVFSnNuMFZqLU0zRTVLQXA5enQ3QUhfN05jNVVtaTJUNTlVbzhKa2tlQ292WnVFb0d3VTdhZDFSQ1kxS2pmRmpVNnQ0ZC1QNkttU0lxZEs0TXNtYVZvazhfN0Z2azZ2TDNKWTlONnRaQTkycDlNQmZFdlltYz0= |
We're free, brother. | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2019-03-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhbjk3WFlHY3JHU25PbDJFdXhZTWdhaWludVI3QldMdC1WV3luT3lBeXZzWHo4LWlvMW5sMTNnS01qSG54ak1WS01iYzZiZlcxZGJqMmkyQnUyWDd1Rnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHeF8wS25oTTVkekwxenRDR0pkTktlMGQ3aG45TW5xdDRRWGdsWElQNUVyTDBrMlBFaWdfZlBRaWRiTDJVM2FhbnVrWXN5QlVhbm9CcFJIckxuVHloTUVhR0U0ZFo1bFdPV19JVnhvUGtOYlhfNFB1NEJJdjViT1JvN2wxSlB5REgwUWZDdTBReDZkMWUwczM5YWY1VHpaNE1rcFB4Y0xWLXRabVlOWkNsYlNOak5LajJsX2ZCVmxwYTBvOTRINjY2MUZTUDZ5LW9SeTY5a1NjWldNcXdGZGpGU2VZQXYyU2JfcW9lc0p5SlgwOD0= |
When I was a second-year internal medicine resident, one night when I was on call for the intensive care unit, I got paged down to the emergency department (ED) to admit a patient who was having a heart attack.
I grabbed my intern and we headed down. As we walked into the 52-year-old man's room in the ED, he immediately clutched his chest in obvious agony. I glanced at the cardiac monitor over his stretcher and saw that he was in the middle of a major heart attack that within seconds changed to ventricular fibrillation (v-fib). I told the nurse to call a "code-blue" and grabbed the defibrillator paddles.
I called "Clear!" and shocked the patient's chest. Immediately, he opened his eyes and the look on his face changed to one of calm and he said, "Oh wow! Hey doc, I feel much better. Can I go home?"
Somewhat startled, I said, "No! You just had a major heart attack. We need to admit you to the coronary care unit."
He was my patient for a few more days, then transferred to the regular floor and I lost track of him.
Several weeks later, I was taking the elevator up to my weekly out-patient clinic, when someone behind me said, "Oh! Hey doc, how are you doing?"
I turned to see a man standing behind me in a t-shirt, blue jeans, and tennis shoes. At first I did not recognize him, then it dawned on me that this was the same man I had seen and shocked in the ED. It was a very pleasant surprise to see him up and about, and looking much better than when I first met him.
I assume that when I shocked him, it must have dislodged a blood clot that was blocking one of the coronary arteries in his heart, relieving the obstruction and the associated pain of a heart attack. | r/talesfrommedicine | post | r/talesfrommedicine | 2019-03-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhX1p4UDRlallvY29UZjdHTllkOWtzMUYyeVFyZVdBVHBFbnQwUVNUZGtlaGFUM0RObW5FVDJBQndCaTc2LUtGVUk5ZFdfLW5YNmgwb2UzMU1zX0xRVGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHT2M3bnhZYlh2MHpsZTM1Yzdkc2pJS1RpdUxROXJ6NUdrLTE0SnhJOThBQzZwTm1vRnpDYjBFUmRtXzdVLUJRem1tb3FPNjFOQXZPR0s3aVpNTlpzeVZpOWVIQWItOUdlRWgxN2tNQnVxaDlia1JFRElCQUZQdEVCSjhlV0w0NnJxUzdLZ0lsOWlNa0VPTlV2YllwRDRiNktMZUVDb3N1Nmd1SkE1TS1ya0pKTkh4TG0wQUQzaFVFbVFua2tyRG9x |
When I was an internal medicine intern (1st year after medical school), I received a patient who arrived at our hospital under unusual circumstances.
Two days before the patient was transferred to my service, President Bill Clinton was scheduled to visit our teaching hospital. All of the hospital dignitaries (chiefs of surgery, medicine, hospital president, etc.) were on high alert for the sounds of the helicopter that would land on the helipad on the roof.
Meanwhile, in Plainfield, New Jersey, about 20 miles away, paramedics found a homeless man who had spent the night in a ditch in the middle of winter. They decided to fly him by helicopter instead of bringing by ambulance.
You can guess the next part.
The sounds of a helicopter landing on the roof got all of the bigwigs up to the helipad to greet the President. Instead of Bill Clinton, the paramedics pulled out of the helicopter, a man who looked and smelled like he had slept for several nights in a ditch.
He was admitted to the trauma service but a couple of days later transferred to the internal medicine service when they determined that none of his problems were surgical. He became my patient and I took care of him for several weeks until we could find a suitable place to send him. | r/talesfrommedicine | post | r/talesfrommedicine | 2019-03-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhTm1zOENSaWFsSmh4UGVzR3VtMVFpTnNBcWRZM2YxeG1feXF2VENyYjk4eTRWU1VlY2lCU3VlZ05UY0p5bU10SzFIU2pEY2RNV0pXelRrVHp3S0JRU2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHTUcwY2RqYk4zOGxfVk5wazVHWmkwMUpRVXZ1Nnl5Qy16OUxiSnBYWE54YTdUMS1BQUM4MWctajBLcUJ4dkc4c285UjVMb2dJWThkN05BMUxvQ2VBRHJOZ3kxeEVLRlZFS2xJeHVWOHpqb0R4RllIcUQ4cUxNRlVuOXlobjltX0Q4LUdnY0p2N1JwbGZRSWp1R3R2QUstbVMxQmg4Yy1aZWM3T1RmX3lIbTdBPQ== |
When I was a 3rd-year medical student doing my psychiatry rotation, I was assigned to a locked psychiatric ward. The students had keys, but the patients could not leave. The patients were not violent, but were a danger to themselves.
One day, we admitted a mid-50's woman who had had her first psychotic episode; she was given a diagnosis of schizophrenia (and not a good prognosis in a mid-50's patient). She was having visual hallucinations.
The morning after her admission, I accompanied the psychiatry resident when we went to talk to the patient. He asked her if she was still seeing things that others could not see and she replied that she was seeing flashing lights at night. They increased her anti-psychotic medications.
This same thing went on for a few days until one morning when the resident was busy with an emergency admission. He asked me to go speak to the patient and said that he would be in as soon as he was finished with the admission.
I went into the patient's room and asked her if she was still seeing the flashing lights and she replied that she was. I asked her where the lights were in the room and she pointed toward the door. I walked over to the door and asked if they were from around the light switch and she indicated that they were.
I turned off the light and about 2 seconds later the switch began flashing so that it could be easily located in the darken room.
She was discharged later that day. | r/talesfrommedicine | post | r/talesfrommedicine | 2019-03-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhTHktUElZSWpmaVRPMEdBVUx5Q1FMTlZqWVV4TmRlZ0ZGNVlkbmNzNm9mUl9QZDVhQ3N2V0ZaVjFRZ3VNcUd0UmV3MXdmMmdNSmxMdFR0bFdLaVlUNFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHdXZINU9lNm5oTDdvXzMtRFE0b3hxck5JMXZBaHhlenFPTHBxaThjSGhfM0NrQmViSW9naUdtdy1xSE9NbkEtWDA1dzI1NFA2LUFmLXJIZkpqenFubWh6bGI3dXZtMUlYX1RrM1ZPeWFJU0J3YlhnVVU3blp5OTlzZ1ZPajZETXZJSTFaNkdsVUZTUkpWaE1DZmNfeXZOd0pUX2w1SGJ6TjVRQlM0WXhjbEVSZHhjS1BTRDZ2dlBQZExaZV8zcDNj |
Bless you kind stranger. | r/eebooks | comment | r/eebooks | 2019-03-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhSVpoUEJlOFhXX3U0NEYwX1JCdDBfd2pTU1k2RUtiYXdxdzNzWjlhU0xRVU85SHlDQkR3SFIzWGJRQy1ITHRRcTVwNUFINjVEQXZSX2JKSUFRSHExREE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHOU9UQmFvbTkzUEVnbkphNkhwVUJwSDBkcWJCbXVlT2ZPd25tZ3VWMDk3aXJNZlA2RUw5LVh4b3ZLQXloUlRXVHhMSDZkYXRvV0cydUtjbC1YOXFFZE5pd1cyRkZfYncyZHhZSTBTOWN4a0hfeFN1V2hmc3dTQmFBYXh1dDNZejZfMWhfbUJQcVYtNUY3YUZJNzJhUGU5ajllMTJVczJyYmpWcF9sX1VrVzlZPQ== |
Before I begin, I'm on mobile. I apologise for any weird formatting.
I've had my cat for my entire adult life and the bulk of my teenage life too. He loves me very much, I can walk into a room and he'll start purring loudly. I'm told that he won't purr unless I'm in the room.
A few nights ago I was very tired, I gave him about an hour of half-hearted attention while I read and then I took him to bed. He settled down and we went right to sleep.
At 2 a.m. I feel him pawing at my face. I pet him and put him under the blankets. He wiggles out and starts pawing me. I pet him and put him under the blankets. Rinse and repeat a few times (I don't remember how many, I was very tired). Eventually I go back to sleep and he stops.
At 2:15 a.m. he decides to wake me up by scratching the skin right beside my eye (not quite on my eyelid, but pretty darn close).
Kitty wants my attention? He has it. I pick him up (loud purring), walk downstairs carrying him (slightly less loud purring), grab the claw trimmers (sudden silence), and trim his clearly too sharp claws.
Then I go back to bed. He snubbed me for the rest of the night and I actually got some sleep. | r/adorablecompliance | post | r/AdorableCompliance | 2019-03-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFheVZQc0tzSGtQb0taYTRjTDIwYVU1RGkyRnBJR3BBUm1xdm9LYkhONnBsekVmZkx6Z0hLTnNxenEzN3V1ekxDV3RZSTE3WW5meE9SWTRNSmt4R2FicGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHSkQ1aVBwazBYdDZ4MG5Yd25ibjFvdll6TF9QcXhxXy04dTI2VFJ5TUw1b2lIdWYxY1d3QmFFbmx1MnVtbTZMY2VFcmhmQURBUHlPQVVuVzdIU19VUTM4ZDlpcGVlTWNpRjNPUWVmMjJUSDN0djRWYWh2NXlRVFRNNWRoRWM1SzZwTzhhOTViWXBvYmlmUDdEQ3RJOTE5OGtDNmhIejEwN05ITktiUUg1bXI2ZkR0cUo1LU85MjVSTGUzQ3BjMkg2 |
:( That was unexpected. | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2019-03-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhQnRRbUlza1M5QWx2UjZaYmJuS0tRaGJkSTVGOVp6SXRmQTZoNXJFUUp5aXUyb0ZMX3JGMWt0MHRfNW1nbFRaMUZxVVZPWnZmc1pLdl9iNFNqZ1lyTnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHeTBQT0JUTi1xbzJPTUtXRlRBdnp5T0FDU0FfZUhpNGhuS3VsM0ZvR3V4dUdJTFlNa1h5TW5pMDZmR2I0LVU3S3FpMmwyaE9TY1JMQmRKZTh1SnZpNlZaQVhuWHFtWkNFaU5HWEw4MEJwT3IwUEVoVXIycmxZbHBTSjhXaGdaaXFhWHJ3Ym41cEo0cXdodk9PWjZJZnpENjJ6R3J2MHVUcGlodDlRQnZHbkJ2X2pCV08xYmUxVklzWGQ2eHVhRlRXU0VhY0gwS1A4Y2pMQnRiS3VweU5SbURTS2w4b2FVbzZjdjlzLTFyWUNXRT0= |
I guess it makes sense. Gonna miss that unexpected face. | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2019-03-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFheE5CZzd1Mm9nNWlwb1BQeGwwaFdSQWRlX3lHVlZvZzM3SjhUdUxVOGNPYUVxaks0V0oyd2VNREpvTjRZYlUxZlJWZEI0WjlQbWpxN3htSzhyb1lHN3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHdXJyQWpSdXBReVg1eGozZTZmMEwwd3J0NzhJLXMydWNDWEVJYjdjSFF4ZmJIUkZMY1BJUmRvWmk3cWZHWWwyS0RHYlhqYnBGSFM4VVozN3l2NXZldEpSd0c2akxET2tOb2NLcVBjNmloblVLVHNQaklZWXQ2Z25MSFc1YUFaY1dZbUsydTdQanRqUUJqajFiMnNlUjVMNDlscDZLMTVTQkVnN3lKUEFzbk10QWl1S25lQW5ySTd4dEplN0REcFYzdzQ1MVlfWGNGbVltWmhkZ21qX2YtY1ZRM3loMmNlSjVjR3RNT0lCSU5xST0= |
My current job is being an interpreter for thos people who can't express themselves in English. I have the ability to comprehend accurately and quickly what is said in their working languages, including colloquialisms. In translation, a good memory is very helpful. | r/askmeaboutmyjob | post | r/askmeaboutmyjob | 2019-03-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhTG5VUnBkX1l2eGtGeE83ZDZ6d0pTTXF2TERlS1VldGFGNElfc1VCekNkdTY1VlBrSjhCenlWNWRSR05TTTJUWTRabWRSSy0wNUF3TGk5U0hIT2JMalE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHWlI1WHpYTFEzY3NMUkxFbVYwal92MnNHaTB2S2VuNE82c0JjX3dUeU50TGpnbTNpUFNOb2t6NUdQN0NrSzNsaF83MTJod2xaYkhrenUxSVVwOE9faXdWQkZVc2o5R1hpQ2dONlZobEhWYUVEN2RlVm1EZmp4cWlfeFdUSnUwSzlBb3NuWnJVNGxIeVlyMmgtRm02U2lSYnhESk5YTVNaT1dLdkhQWC11blhneGloN3hIZ2F6T0cwS2c1cTlJS3p1 |
[ClickFeed](https://quizzes.clickhole.com/how-well-do-you-know-the-6-parts-of-a-dog-1825124971) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2019-03-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhaE45ZndJeU1wQzltb1BNN2tCQm5tU3N4N0J1UG1QTXgxbnlDTjN2cE5HMnZqclVBU1RuYVhYaDl4dkpVZVV5STRnSlktb2wxZXk0amllRWktZGd2YzlZNWIxUU1mQXE2VlYza19OOHJ6elU9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHS2p4czd6bUhuMEpVRlhKbDNRRU9panVJeFdtcnlmbDVzb1dLcVVtdXF2YmRwQUNSVzE4RnJNMXVPU1hqQXBlUnBseTRLb0J3UmlTVFdramg1NlV3NURWQ2RRV0M5NFBSS3ZUVUZ0d0NNNjVrMkJ3MTJpNUJDb0s4cmU1bWJ6OEdyR0QtUDVDUzlFV2QwQ2dSdVFVTnc1aFRGZFlDMVpWcGVEZFhtUnoxc21SVVpxOG9wV1hxV3d4RTBrSDdvdDUxMXVESHVBNXpVNE5tZ3p2WVRMR3ZuQT09 |
[Feedhole](https://www.clickhole.com/5-signs-that-the-werewolf-you-turn-into-during-a-full-m-1833387390) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2019-03-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhX2ZvNXZJTGh2ZU5WRVRRT1h0UkxHdmctUHA0bUZlTTlGVVZXcElxdEtWb0hYNkRVM1pYUnVYcUdfM2laZ05KbGFXM2FCSF9XYWFKRTh5MmlJaHMzTUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHcGVvMmcyOE5DV0piNjJ6Ui1pV3l4U21HVFNCUC00emtGYjNLeW5sVW1NQzFCQ2tlTFZCcEVvUkt1WHNYWHBlNURJR1dncnRUVnFKOVd3SWlrVm1ybXBDUEVFQTExQ2lQZ3NkWEJBUEYyZGRTekd4NFBTY3FhbmdBR0FBVzQwcS15bDVhbXZIZEJ6NWZoelljbURTVDQ4SHhTVkVPNlI5aUVVcUlkekVYN241bzdHNUlvMTFvQjIxby1uSlFCRE9ZbHI3N0xESlZrMFoxN1dmaFVER0VtZz09 |
Hi there, i am using kali linux for quite a while
And the thing is that i tried run some attack on wifi network, the attack is basiclly to kind of bruteforce the password of the network, now i want to make a wordlist that contain all the 5 digit combination of 0-9 and next to every single combination there will be every 3 digit combination of a-z.
For example:
01234mre
01234mer
01234erm
01234emr
01234rme
01234rem
11234mer
And so on
But i dont know how to create it.
If you can give me a tool or something i'll be happy
Have a nice day :) | r/kalilinux_hacking | post | r/KaliLinux_Hacking | 2019-03-24 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhdk5NYllhU241Rm5HQXVmWnpQa2dzQVVveUdXWFlOc0NjUE5ocGtaSFJGQjJvaGtZbG52c2JBV0pqMGlHSGMxNEpBOU9UNFoxVFZTRjhlRFVwa0ZFZHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHUEhjS2NIR2g5dDF4TTJMaE1Ydlg1N0l1ZG8zTlN2WXNDQVp5ZWNmUjJtdUdtaEJRUHBpSEI0OVJIM1BmWDNRTnJEalNNa2U2QTdsSldPblVCNUpJekdMUVJtdnNsR1R5Nk9BbHhNWUZyWU5FdDI3OHJjaDJzMmdmWEdmaThTQVFxUWRJYUtPQ3JhU2FQanBLY3BuWDJrMnRDMFN3N3BMZEI3em1VQzVXeVFoUVRERzJkXzd5eTl4ZkxWTFphVF84 |
On mobile, first post, long, tldr etc etc
So this happened about 10 years ago and is one of the clearest memories I have from my first hospital position.
I was a nursing assistant in a smaller hospital (about 165 beds including the maternity ward) and my floor was focused on oncology, urology, and hospice; Because it was a small hospital we would also get general med-surg and observation patients.
Now I had been on leave due to having knee surgery a few weeks before and this was my first official day back. I agreed to come in two hours early to cover a coworker who had an appointment. I got report from them on their patients and went to do rounds. This is just after lunch so most patients are napping or need help to the toilet, so I am just popping into each room saying hello and checking in.
The last patient I check on is a tiny 86 year old lady who is an observation patient. She had come in with some GI concerns and was stable with a plan of being discharged the next morning. She was sweet as pie and asked if I could assist her to the toilet. (IV poles can be tough to push when you are frail, maybe 85 pounds soaking wet and like 5 foot nothing).
I help her to the toilet and after she sits a moment she looks up at me and turns a little green and says
"I don't feel so well" and then goes white. I luckily was already moving to put my hands on her so when she passed out I caught her. I brace her and am able to see in the toilet (and smell, because you learn these smells quick) both a large amount of fresh blood and GI blood.
In mild panic mode I use my badge to call my nurse and tell her I need her right away, and she says she is with a doctor and will be right there (I know I should have said I needed a rapid response, but I was still newer and a little shocked).
So adrenaline is a hell of a drug and my 5'4" self scoops up my patient and grabs the IV pole and starts moving her to the bed because I know there is no way we can work on her in the tiny bathroom. As I am getting her towards the bed my RN comes running in because she had heard something in my voice and just had to check in. We got the patient into her bed and she starts coming to.
I check her BP (depending on the state, NAs are allowed to take vitals) and it is 220/167. Her vascular system is trying to keep what blood she has left moving. My RN calls a code and tells me to keep the patient talking if I can. I start asking anything and everything I can think of, most of which I don't remember now.
The one question that to this is burned in my memory is asking if she had any pets,
"Not now, but I used to have a bird" -patient
"What was it's name?" -me
"Tweety"
"Why did you call it Tweety?"
"Because he tweets!" At that moment I just got the giggles and she is grinning at me.
After lots of people came in and out they got her stable and decided to send her to the ICU as she was actively bleeding, though not as heavily as she initially was. I stood with her all the way until that moment and sent her off with a little hug and a smile.
After this I went and sat at the nurses station and elevated my very sore leg. My RN grabbed me and ice pack and advil and we laughed about how my first day back was already off to a great start.
I checked on the patient a few days later and she was downgraded from the ICU after 24 hours and the bleed had stopped and all diagnostics were good. She was discharged home 2 days later.
TL;DR Had a patient crash and during the code kept her talking, including about her pet bird she named Tweety because he tweets. Patient survived, my knee took a beating. | r/talesfrommedicine | post | r/talesfrommedicine | 2019-03-24 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhUVR0MjN4RkJpbFM4ekJSandVSVEwSEU1Q05OQ1JqSHRpeFhvLTdaQ3ZJLXhoWGFDd2hNNXVDODVDWU9BcFBBeDc3Tm12YndCaEYxRmEwV1owSTBIdXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHMERHTFk1S2dPclpGenA5aElkU2kwdFpMWmROYWFEZm55YjE0QVdVd3NlWTh4UmhTdVg2STdPcnc0V1BaT2xNSFIzd28xeTBZRUNUZlNqRGh4aV9qLUc1czhwWkhLRnU2RkFwZS1aRGFVNkVob25yd18xcGI3SG5RbzhzNEJGRld4VzNNQ2dDWFNqV3RaU1FZVndHUUZPZUxSMVAzYWR0VnItTE9nWVBhMVcwPQ== |
I am changing phones and need to get my BLK of my phone.
I cannot import using the recovery phrase and the BIP39 recovery tool because the recovery phrase given by PayBLK is detected to be invalid.
The recovery phrase has french words in it for some reason.
How can I get the unencrypted private key so I can import into any kind of desktop wallet?
So much innovation - and the only safe way are still unencrypted privkeys on paper :facepalm:
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Wearing her Sunday best | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-03-24 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhZnQtTG1yeGFSUkNMZGRNYVlnRXJydkh4NDhJTlBYQjJHQVB6cTNKejVFNDR6NjRkZXdxSU1HTzN1NHhXeWtuVEdhYzRYVy1CZDJ2SktIdTJvT2Vwb0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHSG9hUHptODd0ZGFrTVRYR1d3N0RCclBzVzBZbHRweU4xeHV4bFM4RUd5TUd2eU55cWpmYi1lVTNKSTJuRnRkUXczeFhBYUJqb2ktMHZjNDJpb1JFc3RWS2NxTGxmX3ZpMlRqamlia3hxaUZiUlE1MWhJRzRsRlRTX0tVLTl3aEdaXzRSWEVDTDJZVUFlcE53YkNDVUFxUEg5OGQ4ejRGNXFJck0zaFZHOXFBPQ== |
The hair is really the worst thing in this pic. | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-03-24 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhUmlSS3kxZlFoR21iazhfaGZseWpydE10T1ZsQ3oxaXRXa3dOS0tMMlFFRjdQOGE0VnJ2N1JmR2xjVDZIWTNVMWlBQ0ljcUZlRUZzNjcybkkzTHFxVUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHS0ppYVFhWm84RWJlbm9QX1hZWmlhcXRKVzZ5elRaZjQ0U1EzVUVmS0lLUGtJbW1fSElUNlFnMExtdENPSGU2RUczbEVHNlZNMUk3bFZkYUVzaXZvQTFlaFd4Z1FCZkYtUllpRko3ME1famJ1Ym9xWl96bVNfQjhrMVRFc1l1aW1Zak11YTY2Ulk3bmtCZFhMdjk3TjNxdWt1dTRGMXRTRHV0dXVmeExHUExjPQ== |
Oh. 😐 | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-03-24 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhWWJmRi04OXN0Um8tb1pFc3Voa2czdlJRZEExUF8wWUJuV3hjREo2TEpkTTRkZXVmT0p0bGVCT2tOblNFa2IxREVZbjRPMDdRcVFPVUR3Y2h0VXcyRFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHN1BEUHlkMTNJQmhMRzJVWi1QbGpraTF6R0FzUXczZHFWNW51bEtrdXZIRTBUMlo1YVhvX2xxZThwVVd0aUdYSnY4Wl9SdTVwYmRNNU15SDJrdUx4OU9lRlVxZXRqYk5uNUxoSmhheXNPd3NpYXVyYTZzYWM1aWVjNTNDWndrWE5rWVo1LTRXbC0za2MxcEI0TDBicFVxQl9lV252Wkg1S2poM2FLUGJRUjZJPQ== |
Her nails are what got me. | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-03-24 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhXzNPWlVvYmVUR2ltWDZBTUpzRk1uQ3BqWVBSYm5FZm11NXNBY2hrZHQwS2ZmV2pyNjNBN01HTm5QWFZnQUNDZTJiM21Udlh5aXBoSmVodGtaUHRieEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHRDVWWkdkS1F3dWNyeFNSYURydWZjeHFuSzlOV1FOT0x5SGFSY0JoSXZPOUxJWXVRMzlSamNPWFBfaXVRQzI4S18waGZhVDlmUW00WEUwekJ5VmYtY3puYUpaQnNraEI5WjVjMHA1NEJ4R2hVVGFjSTJLYUxjaVc2T3Zra1NGVWN2LXo0bEcwbm9XMkRYaGR0MEJEZW1zaDdubjVQOTN4b3FaUVBreFBubEVvPQ== |
[BuzzHole](https://voices.clickhole.com/sorry-religious-idiots-but-if-jesus-is-the-only-path-1825124217) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2019-03-24 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhT1BmVUhOYXZZUjBTdmFkSG1nY29UR3ZEVWRhV0ZjUFRCNE9HZHdVbmMzYjE3VldBRk1wVktqSk1EOXhOdFBsTmRENDFtZlh6eFZnellXSGlpQlJMMUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHTGVOT0ZfUkJCNFRqZnRIQndoYWVWNmhZejl0Mk1JVEEzOENWS2prdWE3ZGY1VGlTSnBEVjhVR0t0ZGRoRkNiUHBWVWdEQUo1ejJlS0o4Y0IxaG4yU2Ewell1dUViQXo2YWlZTUhqTkdvV0J5OVFfd1NLa1pMMUNfcjZteTNtWm8tU1NBLUZuaVoxakN2UmtDdTZzTG9QVEh3NEo5eTRtRS1CazlsN3RCVUNCVW01XzVZQUJZMFNfaG9tMlZrSnhDRVNiUHAwQ0g2MTdnaXQ5U0hYQk44dz09 |
[HoleFeed](https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/7-difficult-scenarios-self-driving-cars-will-have-to-de-1825120855) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2019-03-24 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhVHBnby1fNDJNV0t5TmVxVlAxVXlRVHR1QUhGVy0xWVRrOFREZ0x1RTZIQnhlNXVkUWVrZjF0TmU5RG13d3ZyMzVPeFhUQnBXOHVZem1jaEd0c1Z3cmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHTHB6MHJhRFRNeVpZRW9QajZUczFjbnhIWDRMdXg5aUNSLTFWNEJnejh0NVV6N25kbDE4S01RbVR6WXFXOVVOYS1TTmZOb3dRaXR2NGt3WmpydVUydXlPbERLcVF4V3R4U2djVEVLV3BwcWVMMl9oekxTZjhkb3N0MGtZVEJSSDVpUTJORkVEZnQyT29VeVpoUXRyUEJYQnVOTkc1OGNGRF8yVzRvZG9nbXI3OFdqUDRLZ2hwdGlQRTFmakZhdUgxdlcybURVRkN4bUFWQkR4VzVKZFQ1UT09 |
[Click](https://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/photos-only-people-deeply-obsessed-with-avocado-will-unde) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2019-03-24 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhSzlOaDhoX1ZRRDc3VnhDNWdYcWZuaDhFX29Ga0hxSmM0S05PY1pWZVlDWGZZcTBWamNWNWE5ZjRiakkyV0NLN2tMbHRrN2lhMEdNUE55QXNURnF1VWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHNGp5ZV82c0Q4enhRX1JObTI4MkdVeUtfNTJJY0h2ajVkWjZFX0FaYUI2NkN6c3FhazJmSnZ6UXNWUmZfVnFBcE9QZzlWbkM5NUtyenJjYVVfZjhOVnk2c2NfdnNDUDliWEs4bjllT0lFNmNiSVkwM2t3dl9HS2V6amNfYS15UW8tcXFjR195MUc4bEFvZ3ZrYVI0YlpSUk5qLVhVWnZJR3JhdmVJMmhQWjRqWTNXRTNScS1ySE5PX3l2dlN1ZXBJX3AxdmpYYWhkS1p3bk5OTUhWTnhwQT09 |
This picture smells like meth | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-03-24 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhdTdNUnh1OWFsRmo4ZUd3X2wyczRWNmhGZC1XRllFQk9xSWViUDM2Um1lMUV4ZTEtbjJzSzc5b21LOWtqQ1g4ZzAwOE53T0FsRjBfNEZvY05sWlpwRlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHUGc3OVpzRXBHUDBPamNWV08xd0tNc3dZMEhYMHdfQnRZOV9qZXg3WGxFc3ZrckVDRUVWZ3hlcDAzR01pWmJOSngtT2tjajFSRTBGdmF2TmJYRnFRWk5HYy1JTGdHT2hUTkdHSTQxX3dhMU5kTS1pdG1RZ2VwVkMwX2tVc25ucVdJUThOaGpZMEQ0a3RCSFRlcE00R2JaVkZ5OUJacTBxMXg2MXFpczJoUXBJPQ== |
Update op? | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-03-24 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFha1dDQ1lFaDdKVGloRVB3VGtvcFlhMEl1b2liRWZTTk1OaFBNeE5SM3MwQkNJNkI5cDhVWDBrZjZOc2J3akxXSENiVzAtZXZsWWxIbnVaLUtFOXNkb0ZUTzM0dFVFTXpMTzFsVlJoY1FsMVU9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHWk0yQjU4UVdlbFhWTUcwbUFPQVY0b3JNOGZNRkprZm5VREtEQlVWR2sxYk5KaVpmOU15cUlrS3JqU0hqUzVIZUVrdEY5MWZiXzJMeWpFcDZkTVl2YXBoRHFmckRWTFBoVjh2UEJhSE9PeWxWRWIxSUEzVDRXai1VWmlLNkIwbEFFSG9feGg1NWJpR2c5VkZhWXBnUi1pSlRxeUNLU25EY2dZMVNGUTVLNDZtcHNLUXNEOTdpbVFoTXRXQ05HdUdydkN1akhKZDhJalcxWWpFWkJ0ZnVnUT09 |
Sadly 7/10 would😧 | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-03-24 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhOHJ2QUw0Y3V6RmREeEVFLU5admJQUkFxeThldE9zUDFhY0JYbFRLdTZWd0pHRVRfUmhqYS1hN3FQYVNzaWJ5eG1zOFllSko3WS1sYWdGdjkyaUQxcUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHNkpEbEFxa2hIUHc3VUtWRjNOb091X3RUX2U4aGVoRnZRTTZFb2FLdUU4Ml9VMVlXRjNOdUxRcXdiSXpoR0J1R29leHhUZV9FSHUyd1dkdnBEQ0xCU3JvUnFVMkpLMWhtZ2hKa3pNQlRhRmtSX1d5VDdEbEdicXpZMWtJYlFDZGE3ME5ZZkVlc19kdThjLWJUOWJpRDVsVE5Vak50WmNCX1ZSM09QZ3g3SzlzPQ== |
Lol ouch 😲 | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-03-25 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhNDdRbTI3bWkzaDJxbFRnelp2X1Bkb2RQWDE3M29qaVU4aThDVDJuelZfMGhab1c5aXJDalp5VTJSYkdPWXp2V1dPaHRMc1V5UnpLbjRxZjI4cFBJOEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHdXFsQUxKRWFEbF9VRmVsQVhXejk2Wk1yenJpWS1YT0ZjYVFyWFdYLUtYYzJrU0JGbDVtNGpvb2lhaS1mVUlVck4zX1RaVjFOMTV4S0NIMHNmTnp2cnBaNEtHUnZFOGM1amVXRkFBaUhKZDA2TWJCQy1xYVZWZFF5Q1F2VndEOWxDLXp2TW82alhoYXJ6cWZrZEVBYVhHRkkwLVExZVdweFpTMlhzaVpIZnQwPQ== |
I think she’s appropriating some culture. | r/trashyselfies | comment | r/TrashySelfies | 2019-03-25 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhanVMRnZWQXRqRUxsZW54Um9BR2x4aS1sNml3aVZlM1hIaUFyWkJ6eXd6b25PMmoyVDR6NjE4SktoNnFQOTR2b0NvZ2gzMXJjSHVzbnFKVTZKeXpmcnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHN19rSVJqMWRETTNiTFBfNTI4QTFWQmctX0NSQVdsUlZHbTl0a3lmcElPT19JbG0xOFlhVzRubzlYWmdsYThvUjdVajFaOUFIaUxuV2o5MERZeV8yN3NFNVRpNUpsSlNrZFVUUmJIelJEcng1WW5lcmR0NW1CVDB6NXpmUDNadUY4Tm1ZRTkyVmxJMS0taURoVXlYb1g2Uk1TaHk4VkJNOE9kWm83Z1JsczhnPQ== |
kid looks like an angel out of an old religious painting! cute! | r/deliberatebaroque | comment | r/DeliberateBaroque | 2019-03-25 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhVlZwYzBzbDNwWkU3RlZwTVJPQXdUNDF1YUhhX2MxQ3ZWcmFtbmxURVVzUXZETHdfMk93N1IzQkhPOF9ZMEdka3l3c3BrbVBOcHNHeXkzZEVXQjl1cHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHM1gxRUZPcXBaQXVKa3ptQmQtWld3MDNzM2ljWkxZbUJnbVFqUEdubDgxRnVJQUlaUUJoOVZwVU9KcklZS1pCa3U0VFlIb3RteFdnc2NRRkxtY24tQlBCbzB1WUVYdVRBLUFMNFN6OVF3bFJPczJMNVdZNGZUSVhMV3huMnc5eXhmTTc1MXhzRmMwd0Yxcl9SbVZFWVRDbVY2UXdJVzhQMUJtOHB1T2ZySFJhMnR0QW11QjJyeEFKMlZNMjRudk9v |
lol
| r/eebooks | comment | r/eebooks | 2019-03-25 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFhQTJaazRDWjBDV0FzcEVrV2xEUndEaFMwWG41bWVXSzJyRl9hLVkyanpjMFNRV09wZ1VEUVBFamNGbmRlX0xOUC1pZ2VON0hMdVB4N2FJampNa1EtQ1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNHXzhfWjNhNTNTVXdmV2hsMUt6ZVB3eno0c0Rva1JmbFNyTk94Q2tXcXdnME9fN1VqSkFsZ1duOHJxdDEwMlJWM0NmRlFXdWFES3AwRGw5Vk5LZC1pM0hvMXpaYTlMUGZ3Y294X3Q4LU5qbDJQaHVDSlZPVzZiZXA1QkdaUGhZRVJ1aldPVnRnaV80NmIwMWFzZ2I2amdBPT0= |
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