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I've no love for people who bring down others in order for them go a few rungs up the ladder. Case in point: my coworker, Mike.
1. Poster child of r/iamverysmart
2. Will push his r/iamverysmart antics verbally on everyone in the room, especially if our supervisor/manager is within earshot
3. Will "correct" you in a loud and condescending tone
4. Sulks when he gets called out on his own shit
5. Says random shit to make himself look more intelligent/important that his coworkers
Exhibit A: Manager was busy all week preparing the budget forecast for the department's programs this year. Alongside that, me and some guys were tasked to do a process review as we're expecting an audit. Mike's not part of this, but it did not stop him from providing unsolicited "advice" because we're a bunch of baboons that don't know shit.
We were stuck on some redundant processes concerning signatories for documents. Me and a couple of guys were voicing out our frustrations about this when another chimed in. Imagine Starlord doing that "I'm the captain" voice in Infinity War.
Mike: You do realize that it's because they need to allocate that in the budget?
Me: ಠ_ಠ
I had to drink my tea very slowly as I have no idea where that came from. I'm still processing it. | r/talesofmike | post | r/talesofmike | 2019-01-26 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaYzhHN2RlNHFULUd2eXZHRVZOQU9RdGQwSGdDLU9WWEMxUFQ0eTREN05yLTFyOUZkQjdDUFlvbTlvWFU1Q1hDQmdxYkgyc0xWSEM1S1U2S21rYnRoTkZvWEdISXNGU3F0TVFrVTNYWjRvb3M9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGWXVGUVFiRG5lOVkxRW1wX0FibWNrMnF0MVdDZEUxeXZkQXBhVVNEOUdZYjgxZ2huUmdkczhNbl82d2tJVGRIaER6ZjBkUFhYVFotZ0NCUkNSQjNGVVk0bGwzSXVlUkpWTjI3U2JMd0VSYXRqenU0WENVc2lKTTFMbGR0QmRmbHhHOWZLdF9NelBfRE5iM1l1bzdIQkp1VUdhQndsVk5PeE5oZXpMSE9ENktQVFVVZzZ4YWNvMnY4blNieHNvcnNK |
Captures that vibe perfectly. Actually rapped a Ski verse over this lmao. Great job | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-01-26 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaYUhUaG5FZllkeUtELWJMQWtESWJJOS1lcFNPR2YtNW90YmgyQjNGRHRIb3hTV19oeTYtd0pVWklwTG9KT051RmxDT0ljc3NhTFY5UEt0cGY2SHAzbUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGZWVia1J2ZGtMWnVyLVRoNWFtbmJNUkppVlJtRUVKLVdqemJwel80ME8yelpWNEhyeVEyWFh6TExQQURocGJNUVo2VDRQY1BHRUhzUmwybFZ0eDJTWHMzRXp6SVh1Ykw1WlkwMC13aTdYQXVrdGZPUHlSTERPbGJoT3ZtdWV3bzJTZ3VjNEp0SFRrUU1ZV0xMY0ZmTWpDOXpwVjNobmttN1lhZlBfVk1WY2dTekt5Si1MZ1Bsc3puN0pnSTRsNHNqU2ZvVWtwUzhMNkpOemlHdzhXVlRwUT09 |
Nobody wants to be that guy but that seems to be the only way to get any listeners. | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-01-26 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaWmw2aE9qUDV5QmFEOGtNMG90RFgxMnpZN0VoVndHVG5lVjNHMjJaTF9ZVW41d0tUel9FNFJwZ095bVdxLUJmV1NSLUNyVEZUdVRSTGJFWjBhVkhmR3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGWUFtOGh4NzhabnlSLXZjNWxabDFiQ0xmeDNsZk82QXMyWnNpQjlzWXc3QWtzZl9FZEg2dUdLYktFS1Y4bDBacHRWR3RmZHB6dW1TSUUwMW1fbFlhS1FmTS1QWTFyYTNHaGtXajA2X1lnN3VZbi1PZVhQZ0RrNVFQWEFjQ3BHeVhBbU1hUnh6Q1k1cWI0Q3p4YmhVTnowVVBadndDMy1ieHpEVWFWRnlLYmlONmtoMm0yaElHd0prZDhVMWQzdlBJR1RXeGR6Ul94b21mUWRtN0x6U0l0UT09 |
Yeah send me your email, I can share it from my google drive. | r/eebooks | comment | r/eebooks | 2019-01-26 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaMFdOdGJTdEZiMzNHdWI2Q0NMVHk5ZkRiNUx1VjNKWDlsYThQWHBtNjFTWGtVYnloNEJtd2ZUU0gwVU44R3VmYTlFSG9zQVVsY21HNFhoWmNCcnFrU1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGbkphTU42dEZsNnJwaUVOdkowbkF6VTZ3anlpTG9UaTZ5NWF6NmZFMGZTTjItNFNLMHEzSVVtREJhMGk0bjA0Y2RBcm5Ob0FZZ3BXWU9wd0hjZjI5bzE2bXA4NlFIZ0lXMVRWSjRVZEw1Nlh1NmVpalFfdk43UzFqQktrRmJray1HM2J6RHpIM2V6YVA1MU1GR3VUS05DVHlpa2JyeHd6V0pQRlR2b2QtY0NkZ1NTdXQ4RmxrTUxaODJ2LWFGRDdU |
Why add vegetable oil into the rice cooker? | r/minimeals | comment | r/minimeals | 2019-01-26 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaajBHRG5RTnllRVJ3NE5SYngzcVE1dGZGcGpRQUNleE9BQ1FoYkdkWTBrUEhYbC1kQjVBLTRobEdLd21zS3NRcXRrcTZHanVxV1NsOWN0eWdkaGJYNFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGTDBObDA1czhmQlNDNk5FNGp2OUJVTlRnMU9HVngwbWVUR1ZaTUR4Wngxb2ZLemJsNEJidEMwekFwYlJBX0V4SWx0U2MxY3R3WFhxU2tRdlExZzZTUlhwV1pyT0Fib1NITkVlb2JsU1ViU3hUMkx3LTNzYmJyQ25lSXBKLU5md0JSbjlBSmt3bC1GZEw5VXlsRFBxR2ExaEJIUWwwX1hYYzVfc08wTGFTLTRlMW8yLVoxcndJcm5mT3B4eE9LRHhfdGl6T1F1YUlzZ2xuT1Y2ck1uMXNIUT09 |
Great meeting! | r/shardus | comment | r/Shardus | 2019-01-26 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaZFFiQlotWmx5RGp6cjd3cTZMZzBHWlhkeU1zcGswT21WR1pUZnpPTDVpSU8wTjRWQU5GWnpXTFFuV0otTXUtZnQ5eTB1NkRoeXpCM2xJLXcyTTluRkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVFQxdU8yVFNCcnVjOHpNRVRGUnFkQ0JQMEdkOEJfZDlZdExDdnBMTVlnNTdibFU4NVh4SGZiUThRYXNUbk84QUh4Wi0waDFzWEoxazVoWVpadm5TSjhabEhzLWJNMGNzTHZUVFJ0Y2Q0cld5c1dBRnd4UmRIM3prOXdfZTdyS1VnQ194aDdjNjlOcUFOaEZ1RG5OVFJlQXExY21keHZucHVoaXJxaGxJUDFKWmZzVTBqV000WEpJNk4tSUx0NFhq |
I'm not sure this subreddit is where you'd want to advertise this event. It is a forum dedicated to joking about Neil Degrasse Tyson and his style of scientific vulgarization. | r/blackscienceman | comment | r/BlackScienceMan | 2019-01-26 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaRmpnTExycnYteXdIcnB0SzZGQUdIMFM4Q0NvVGxuS2FlcVNtRzM4ZGNBZVc4Ukg4NGlVYXo3U1FBdmtid2ltN1VyUF9aZ3M1SVZ1dXgwYWQ1eGp2R3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUmRWeVYwRUVTX2JqRHNYN3lzVE1kbUhneldmeEVkRVM2V094SDBoTEZIcUdBcHpoMDB5SWxvWXB5azFVVk9WcHZYUHJCQkVQRC14cEszYVNORFVUckdsTjh0VVZ3VF9pZXFZMzBWUkVJbTYxWFUwTEVWTU9Ua19EZ2wydWRJTFhSWXFoR0UzM0lrOFZ4Zld1TE5GM09USEtJaU5YZmdKLUl3cy1Hc0VreXZWejBNV1hqaFI4NFNvM2hjX09PdWthTmhUSUI2bG1uM1Q3cjhhVjZFSkhXdVVZSEpSZ0xKZGNsbk5oMUV2YkxvUT0= |
Mike seems like a good natured guy at first, and it's definitely very affable. Within the last two weeks, however, he managed to destroy much of our co-workers' positive opinions of him.
Background: Mike likes to talk about his military service, and often brings up stories about his service in Iraq, talking with other employees about what they experienced. He never really went into detail about what branch he served with, but most everyone assumed he was army. This is important.
Last week, Mike started bragging about how much he pissed of several people at the company. He was quite proud of it, because it meant that he was right. Why did he piss then off? He claimed that anyone on food stamps losing their benefits due to the US government shut down deserved to starve, and he would just laugh at them for being lazy. He literally said everyone on food stamps deserves to die.
When most of the other right-leaning people called him out on that (and some of them aren't pro-welfare), he just laughed and called them idiots.
Now that was enough for some people, but others who didn't hear that story, got to hear the sequel.
After the government opened back up, he made some comments about how unfair that employees and food stamp people were getting backpay, and that he's glad to have never relied on the government.
Almost immediately, everyone in the room perked up and pointed out he was in the military for several years, and therefore was reliant on the government. Keep in mind, some of these people served in Iraq at the same time as him.
Oh no, according to him, he was never involved in any US government work in Iraq. He was in the military though… serving with Blackwater. Therefore he never had to rely on the government for anything. Upon being told that made him a government contractor, the ensuing mental gymnastics about how that doesn't mean he was reliant on the government for employment would have won him gold in the Olympics.
He also lost the respect of the other former US military veterans because he totally claimed to be a US military vet. None of them apparently liked that once they found out he was Blackwater.
TL;DR - Mike engages in extreme social Darwinism and claims working with Blackwater makes him a US military vet, but totes never did government work. People hate him now. | r/talesofmike | post | r/talesofmike | 2019-01-27 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaQ184SVk3M2tLc1dmUnpoaGV4dGE5R2M0UGdBTlAyMWNXaDVLNHZwbWxXTkZBNDVSamh3MDJVbmcxbTNDbV9HTmFNTVRRb3B4M3NlY093R1k1YXRQSFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVVpQeExjZWVGWWRPVjJxRG1IOTJFMFFzMTFvbzFzZk5MbC1QQ29feHVneGxKb3g1MzdRWXRQOWxEX0I0QUtlRTB0djRuNU51a01FVGxEeFA0VGxmS21kazYwZUFMLUF2enN2TUx6M2tyZnhmZmZ5VUhFczlDZVlrTFBxMGlfWUtpUVg1VVlPcGpPMExsM3N1Q01QSlRrY3hEQWw1RmsydWEzZ3RtNk1MQ2lHWUU0V3VLaGt3azNTaXVjeUVkckNxVzlEcVJEekNsOHlEd0x5Rkg0aHE2Zz09 |
Hey, is there anyone in dreddit (or the alliance) who accepts ratting loot? In my old corp, we had a guy who took it all at say 90% JBV. Is there any guys here that do it? | r/evedreddit | post | r/evedreddit | 2019-01-27 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaeDlHY0M5Ylh2TUhiWUp3b3Q2Tl9IS2d4bHByN2VDNGZQSmhydHZ1T0tGbFN3dWJ6SU12WE9XYW5ReWZnRjM4UHFYcjNFQ3FmbUlSWS1sVjVkeVFPbFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGWjE1S29VNjBMWWdfZ25OZ1dFX1k4OEdPeEhCZU0zaHU5VFdxUHg3cGRhaGduRklENUJ5TXIzZE9iVG9IcFlEUWc5NGRhbWEwVTFnSnZ2V0JvcDhDaFdfUVU5Zk4wRVVLMFFHdFpFWUdCTUNKRDhudHUwMXp6OUVJeVAtekU5NHdJcHM2LUs4NERfWGZfU0hweUxPN2M3c2o4QU9TRFFNUmtBRFQ1eUNjQjNBPQ== |
This sub is:
An archive of links to published electrical/computer engineering textbooks that have been released online for free by their authors/publishers (no pirated books are allowed!) | r/eebooks | comment | r/eebooks | 2019-01-27 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFabTFIRHJwMmRJd0JsX1FQNGRLeGNoM2pUWXFwVFBtZFFHQzRub2xoQWo0aXQ3WTFENFliRFUzX0h2TzB2cEw0NkNzZFpyQ3Z4YVdJanVBbXpBWmZZZ21xZWQ3T3BrOXliaUgyZlJOZHF4WlU9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGamtscmp3dGRzM1ZMZG1PWndEVHVtR3BLazBhbUZGcy1ONUtKZ044b0VCaW5GcEZ3UUlycW52LUxPc05JQlhBdlMydktwcXN6YkN1bnhSWUVlMlN1VXM5SmlFMmZvVmJrZVg1ZUNtZHpFcEdjcDlER0s0VjBib29EUk5Tc1pSRnRja1RYdTV5aWZRNUx0VG9GTnp6S1MzOENzY0ZyYTZ3Q0lTa2ZtVlVUaXFOYkFLLTJqOVFiaktYUjdCTFpHUGxy |
So I work at big corporate fast food chain at their in house design agency. While I do love working there and generally like my coworkers, I'm getting to the point where I can't stand my creative directors and their horrible management/direction. This month, I've been working almost every night and weekend just trying to meet check-ins and deadlines for a project only myself and one other person are on, but I'm doing 99% of the work. I shouldn't be working on these projects all by myself and I've asked for help several times and while I have received some help, it's not the help I need, which is for someone to ACTUALLY take on some of the work. Their solution is the CDs do a little of my work to help meet a deadline while I continue to just keep my work load.
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There are times (like now) where I am totally overworked, have to sacrifice weekends and nights just to meet deadlines, and am generally just tired all the fucking time and don't even want to do anything with my gf when I'm not at work because of that. There are other times where I am super light in my work load and I try to help out others, but everyone has their own workflow/projects that sometimes bringing others in is hard unless they've been on a project since the beginning. Times like now don't happen often, but they happen enough and every time it's to the point where I think about finding a new job because I can't have a personal life. Mostly every time I've tried to make weekend plans I end up cancelling because a deadline comes up I just have to do.
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Long story short.. Is this how it is everywhere or are there actual good 9-5 design jobs that don't overwork you?
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This is my first "real" job since I graduated a few years in that it's an actual 9-5 office job. But now I am getting really tired of the long fucking days, no weekends, creative directors that give me more work and unnecessary revisions that always result in double the work, and executive CDs that run the office but are always either on vacation or never in the office to ask for help. The main reasons I've stayed is because according to my coworkers who have worked elsewhere say this is a relatively cake job in terms of everyone being chill for the most part and the freedom/leniency to be creative. | r/talesfromdesigners | post | r/talesfromdesigners | 2019-01-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaUGV4azhaU0x0RkpuMDIwcFFGTndZLWxldzB5azhfNjZZV2taT3NIV21manNkX3lKd3B2b1dYdTN0ZmZWNmg1cXlJQkhZU1dpdlI0QVZ5TmY3WkNlYVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGT0dXbVdodDRKVXYxTEdrblRLQkxUMnVILU9RQ1NrQ216UXkxOFlfTlRLazNEb1BUWHJfVVZCclUyMFo5Z2d0bUppbUdOUXg3TTF0dTVGclFOUlF4b0gtSlVWaEluN2dMb2dDdExYM0R5bzhsVjU1cFU4dFdFUFN6Q0xMc21McXVXaDFNbGxnVEZSeDRFVjZPUmczR2JVVWkzcnFKWFRMdlE3Wm1wTUIzSVRGcHZrbFZOUjdkcTJpWFhCbGdUZjRESWxkZUlBVVI3bHl2N3ZOR2tFMW5KUT09 |
Following from this comic: https://xkcd.com/993/ how about just a bar or two beats of silence? | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-01-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaWWZXb0twWEJYMENwRE14YUE1TGRXdGx6eTl5ekpqZDNyZWtvX1lnN0VDZUZQUVhIY0RxRmZDc3RrZHgyRGxGNFJHQTQ2d29VZzhlNzdjM3Z5Wm5FcVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGZmRqM0RBYVpfWVVSUkVBeDBKbWc4SjlFaFJsaGJkWEVMTjlZcmR3d3ZfMTNSWmI4SDBiODlFbUFxVHJyVkxfTTRobm5oRWVHWU0ydXA0VUcyUmQ3OXBtVU8tNTFSbFE2elo0Xzd6THBvTVJLdl83dlBHaDV4TnMwQVFhQkkwWlZkMWhScnIxMXRueGk5WDZ1NDN5R1R6SjBlYk03X1kyN2c5YktWQjhObEVBUEltUmxTRVhXNmZsSEw3ZU9kVXUxaUpBakNHMTE0cjNqdHQ4VS1SeHRtQT09 |
The no shirt on the guy really adds to it | r/deliberatebaroque | comment | r/DeliberateBaroque | 2019-01-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaZHlGc18yTnRWOWEzV0FhYk5BOFQ1VFN4Qy1jMW1QS0xraEtQS0lYWVFvVVNyeERIZk5IQnYyaW1CSmRWZWVkWE1mUE1ST0JFMGVOdW9nc0dYVGVSZWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGckJnVTRXSTNfWktoXzBhYlZDZVc4bjVBZWVGSGJZVVA1T2JmeVZMNWlPclNubDVsOWFFX0VMXzlkTEVXQzc3T2RnOEV2aC1neEdYZEhVTEE1eXFGWjJPX0QxQ0xWMkFHc1NOcFhpZ29BRVBRemhmVDJ6RV9FSDRfN1MzQ2VUS2RBRVYwUHJrZm9yR2hkX2szZHJsNzdoZjM2MzIxcTJnZ3BEdHR2TFl0N1lYZHUzMTctWlFmdWpqUS1fRmg4cG1q |
Fuck it do it | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-01-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaeloySXhWQlFlWTRkX0VDRDBrNkUtUmlPdnAtQWdHeEthQUlaQVBCNDE3d1RYcEw4M3ZJaEFxZm9xbmpZZlFZYkVfU01NLU5JSnoxX1lIZDQ0RGNtdVhaQkRPM25aaUtJRmVHQ3BuYXJxRzQ9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGd1lXWlIwUGxGaEdTaXFkS3ExN1lRWlpHY2hfbXBpb0pjMUdCT2VFQ3dwUXJqNEcwYWtDaXNRMlVfOFFKdElhTzlHMTZueURSUEFxYlZKUTdaTVR0ZmktUG43TXZsTHE0YmY1a2s5MDVlMjMyeUoxLU5IaHZxTVgtQmdmRWJ6dDRGd2hkcWkwUmdfSUlvaGt1aEE3RHRYdlZ6ZENaaXdPVEpxZ2FWb1dEcjBBcUcyTzJzMDFOOUZOSzhoQm13V3Rr |
Previous posts:
[Mike with a god complex PMed me](https://www.reddit.com/r/talesofmike/comments/8vsks5/mike_with_a_god_complex_pmed_me/)
[Update: Mike with a god complex PMed me](https://www.reddit.com/r/talesofmike/comments/8y87iv/update_mike_with_a_god_complex_pmed_me/)
[Update 2: Mike with a god-complex PMed other people too.]( https://www.reddit.com/r/talesofmike/comments/90dagi/update_2_mike_with_a_godcomplex_pmed_other_people/)
[Update 3: Mike with a god-complex won't be PMing anyone anymore]( https://www.reddit.com/r/talesofmike/comments/9a7azo/update_3_mike_with_a_godcomplex_wont_be_pming/)
[Update 4: Mike with a god-complex can't PM anyone anymore]( https://www.reddit.com/r/talesofmike/comments/9ey5zf/update_4_mike_with_a_godcomplex_cant_pm_anyone/)
[God-complex Mike: A History]( https://www.reddit.com/r/talesofmike/comments/9vavwj/godcomplex_mike_a_history/)
[God-complex Mike: A History 2 - PMs are back]( https://www.reddit.com/r/talesofmike/comments/9xkggq/godcomplex_mike_a_history_2_pms_are_back/)
[God-complex Mike: A History 3 - The Spy ](https://www.reddit.com/r/talesofmike/comments/9xxbw6/godcomplex_mike_a_history_3_the_spy/)
Well… I’m back. I never thought I would be making so many posts about this guy… but here we are.
[In a previous post - Update 4 -](https://www.reddit.com/r/talesofmike/comments/9ey5zf/update_4_mike_with_a_godcomplex_cant_pm_anyone/) I said that the company seized Mike’s (work computer). It turns out they found some shit in there. Weird shit. Creepy shit.
There was a folder in his computer somewhere that was password protected. Nothing major, just the simple right click on properties and encrypt the folder. IT easily bypassed this (remember, this computer belonged to the company). The folder wasn’t even fucking hidden or put in too deep into his computer, apparently. And it wasn’t on the cloud or something… it was just… on his work computer! So he did all this at work… Maybe he has other shit at home, I don’t fucking know.
In the folder were more folders with names. Names of people who worked at the company. In those folders were pictures and information on the people.
Did the send a chill down your spine? Maybe not, but it did for me when I found this out because there wasn’t many degrees of separation between me and this guy. Thankfully, none of those folders had my name on it.
What happened was that IT found this shit pretty quick (like, the day they took the computer) and they were obviously creeped out. Then they told the investigation team into Mike. Who told the higher ups. Who told their lawyers. And I guess it took some time for them to figure out what to do with this information… it doesn’t directly relate to the hacking, which was what was the serious thing going on at that moment.
Eventually, everyone who had folders were contacted and spoken with. It’s REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY hard for me to get into details without the possibilty of someone reading this finding out the company I work at, the people I have mentioned, and maybe even me. So please excuse me if some things sound out of order or something’s missing – I most likely altered information or left out enough information for that to happen. Also, I’m retelling this 2nd or 3rd hand from people directly involved.
I mentioned [Lizzie]( https://www.reddit.com/r/talesofmike/comments/90dagi/update_2_mike_with_a_godcomplex_pmed_other_people/) in another post. Reminder: She kept trying to join the manager’s group, her request kept getting denied, turns out Mike knew her husband from church, Mike harassed her out of the group. So obviously she got a folder. Here’s what’s in the folder:
* LIZZIE’S WEDDING PHOTOS. Ok, so some photos were posted publically in Lizzie’s husband’s church’s facebook but Mike was never invited nor attended the wedding so why the fuck is basically a stranger saving someone’s wedding photos on their work computer.
* Copies of [PMs between Lizzie and Mike](https://www.reddit.com/r/talesofmike/comments/90dagi/update_2_mike_with_a_godcomplex_pmed_other_people/) from the company’s system after she joined the managers’ group.
* Some screenshots of Lizze’s posts from the group
* There’s a word document that seems to be Mike’s observations and thoughts(???) on Lizzie. No dates on it but it seems like he wrote and updated it through the course of a long time. Most of them were one liners or one word. Some examples: “She does understand that I am of a higher standing than she is. Let her join the group FOR NOW. Stupid. Asks too many questions. Airhead. Alicia Hart, Microsoft Project.” Lizzie was working with a client, I named it Microsoft, but we don’t really work with Microsoft, and Alicia Hart (made up name) was head on the project on the (not)Microsoft side. So Mike was following her career??
* Old pictures of Lizzie’s husband (remember, her husband and Mike used to go to the same church)
I need to say here that Lizzie and the others were only shown these documents and pictures, they didn’t get a copy. So Lizzie and her husband can’t figure out of Mike took those pictures on his own or if he nabbed it from somewhere. But after talking to other people, we know that Mike takes is own pictures.
I’ll share one more. I mentioned someone named Christine in a previous post. She works in the same branch as Mike. Also Dylan who works in my branch now but used to work at Mike’s branch. They got this information from another person who works at Mike’s branch. He has a folder too. What they found in there:
* Again, another document listing Mike’s observations and thoughts on this person
* This person keeps a small trashcan at his desk with a lid on it. There’s a fucking picture of the inside of the trashcan without the lid on. So Mike probably took of the lid and took a picture of the inside. What the fuck. (FYI, nothing interesting in the trashcan… tissues, some snack bar wrappers...)
* A picture of a tissue paper with gum in it. It looks like it was dug out of the trash and unwrapped so Mike could take a picture of the gum. The FUCK.
* One single picture of the guy but it’s a formal employee picture Mike could have gotten through his profile from our work system.
* A picture of the guy’s desk focusing on some crumbs
You’ve probably guessed the same thing I did and think that Mike got super annoyed and obsessed with this guy chewing gum and eating snack bars at his desk and took all these pictures but this guy works in a competely different floor as Mike and has rarely interacted with him.
After everyone who had a folder was shown their folder and everything the company offered to let the employees use their lawyer because maybe something can be done if a huge group of people from the same company joined forces to file a police report or something. Because it’s rare that stalking (or whatever the fuck this is??????????????????????) gets punished. I mean, I’ve read stories of women moving all around the country, changing their names and appearances, getting attacked and beaten up by their stalkers and the stalkers still don’t get charged. So I’m not surprised if the police doesn’t do shit about this if everyone goes at this individually. But if they go as a group with a company backing them up maybe some shit can go down.
Jeeze, my phone buzzed in the middle of writing this and I almost pissed my pants in fear…
Before I finish this post, I got a PM or two from people asking if they can share my story or use it for an article or youtube article… and no, please don’t. I’m honestly scared to get doxxed, so please just enjoy these posts and I hope it never goes viral or something. I honestly would like to share more in the future and don’t want anything to stop me. I already avoided sharing a lot (despite these multiple long-ass posts).
Also, I fucking hate Netflix. I watched Black Mirror’s USS Callister and got Mike vibes from it. I actually avoided posting this for a while but then I binged ‘You’ on Netflix and it reminded me of this and I couldn’t help myself and am posting it now. And this morning on youtube I saw that Netflix Ted Bundy biopic with Zac Efron that I know I’m going to fucking watch and scare myself with (even though Mike’s personality isn’t like Ted Bundy… I think). And when I googled it, I found out Netflix has another Ted Bundy series about actual videos recorded of him. Fuck. I’m not saying that Mike is a serial killer but he’s just fucking creepy ok. And I just realized now that the dude from USS Callister took stuff from coworkers that had DNA on it and now the fucking tissue with gum picture is freaking me out in different ways. I’m scared Mike has a fucking doll house or lego play area with dolls or legos made out of used tissue paper, put together by gum his coworkers chewed. NOW I CAN’T EVEN WATCH THE FUCKING LEGO MOVIE SERIES WITHOUT BEING CREEPED OUT AND REMINDED OF MIKE. | r/talesofmike | post | r/talesofmike | 2019-01-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaMTlaZHRfRDZRWkRyalRucUVUbjFiQlVPcHlLRXNRc1Q3ZXNvNHgydXJ3dDlZdXRSbXYtdkJwUnVhb1dqSUx3eVVaYlg0UjljVEZPVmRRcVpqTTFOb1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGN25TUUFEUDQxUk5yQjlXaVVZQVZFVXZDM1J3QlcwQ2wxQ1MwdkRrVThwU0NveEpSajFHSkkzU21vZTIwaVBSZkswYmJtWjRldHozWkxvUVhldjVBQkVNQndJaFB3cDdXbEt2MDB1QnlLckxQLXhmdXZkZTZiTzFxNk04Z3NWZTVRMG9BQ3ZHSldmUm9XZV8tTzdsSF85ZEF3eXdpdGoyZWI1SEhpSWNjVW9BSUNsY1hLMWMxUkM3OVlKTFkzQ1hT |
Well your not making money, so just give credit and if he trips then he trips and you either pay him or take down the song | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-01-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaSG14SmVSU3IyZHYtc2Itcndtc2pSV25mWV9HVDJldTFmQ3JHMHNfekpfM0xzLVY1S0JyQzRmUFZ4UVA0QjljOHJBcHJyTHUyMWlNdkVSeXpJeURGRVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGTmZvckZRQUlhM2UwNHRqcEk1NnJfdlRLVDdpTV9lNXd3NFRlZ1F6OHJNZlpHS1pUY2gwMGdTc0Ewc1pJNHQzbjQ5dU5qYWFjX2dDR2lCblJ5M3BSVVdtQm8tSmVpWXNnNUM2VmdQX3lhdnhUdmVwRUtYU0FEREIyTUVzRGM2RkxaNkcxMjZCSWpKRnVkVGFfNk5XZXNsVUlWUi1CVFJ6a1l0TEJfVi15dUtSZEJBd19qRWFpcTVzY1ZScm9xc1pW |
[BUZZHOLE](https://www.buzzfeed.com/jsweeten/do-you-still-have-a-job-at-buzzfeed-3htxk) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2019-01-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaT0VMRHBISEtITEJLOFFLX1lRNDFPMHVUZndqODNKVV8tRTlGY2JBVDB0cFVuQ3o2a29iM1JURFlTWHExTjJrTWEzYkRVQzFKMXdXWkZTUkZLV3lKWEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGeXFxbTFMNm8wcXFJMUVHNmI3c2lKd3JJcFBpckJadG41OGltdTM5NG55NFg4UEFkWjRuNkpLYWFNaThYX3JZcGVVUGpEcEh4WHkyRTE0a1EzdFFfaFhraGhtaXY4VjFaOEFQd09wMnhlTWtSc0ItMC11a1RSM0hoLTM1cVR6bVlMeVNwVUhuRE1iSkNsWUQyLXlaT01IZ1lMZDhlWmZpd0NnQmVJVVBOVXh3Sy1ONGlCSXpHUklGYzNVMHVuMUF6OWpmTzEwTi1YbjFMaWw2S21RWmlEZz09 |
I'm using a [Wireless Charger Duo](https://www.samsung.com/us/mobile/mobile-accessories/phones/wireless-charger-duo--black-ep-n6100tbegus/) and it charges my phone well enough, but I don't have another gadget in my life to utilize that empty plate to the right. Are there any wireless doodads that spin or light up or do something when placed on a wireless pad? | r/hackedgadgets | post | r/hackedgadgets | 2019-01-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaQTQ4QmNKeFpPaF9PVFdvZEdqSkxRTnNlXzAzeDFCcWZZZUpkMHgxV0VSa1ItNzJnTkthRFV1RmJfNm9Iamt3ZldBOURiR3NyZGotVmd4RnBpV0M0dnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRmpKMlJyd0MxWE1YblpaazlFMmhBVTB1VHNHVnlvVDZMT1I2NmJUcnlETFJnNDNOanVyZkw4TmI2RURlOUgwZG5IMWI2SnRsWi1rSExsdzRKbjlVUlVGT2h5TENjc1NjaUI4Q2tPZ0pIWXNkc092ZjI0aUtuTWJhQk50TFhucmRlLUxsS3Q5WnEtYU1lWktCYTNXeURJQnNTbDhPeUtSalpEcEwyR0VDMUhpT1lqcjlkeVRkMWgwWFpVbmYtZ0hC |
Hey barefooters,
There's been an upsurge in posts where it's just a picture of feet with little to no content otherwise. As much as it seems to be well liked by a section of the community here, these posts are quite irrelevant to this sub's goals. To put it bluntly, we have attracted the attention of the foot fetish community and these posts are generally posted by members of that community. There's nothing wrong with that fetish, but /r/barefoot shouldn't be used as an audience for such interests.
Posts about footwear are generally not allowed here. This includes posts about "barefoot" or minimal shoes. As can be seen in our sister sub, what has started as a sub about running has become a place that's almost wholly about shoes. We have occasional posts about shoes here too, like for example, with barefooters asking for advice on footwear to purchase for workplaces that don't allow bare feet. Such posts are allowed on a case by case basis.
Happy barefooting!
Edit: Linking this post by a member to show the people with foot fetish why you’re not welcome here: https://www.reddit.com/r/barefoot/comments/wqsn0g/no_foot_pics_from_me/ | r/barefoot | post | r/barefoot | 2019-01-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFac1FEM1YtMTV5anR5S3lZTjVPSWlCb0hZV2ZhNWw3VEdpNlZseVl4Z1pDSzFKbzNld3EyeTFCcEt6ZVVtOEFLRlVFQkxCeVJjWWhBYnZmelRicjZkRkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGLWhPZVN3SHVCT1JfdURkOUFYRDN4dE1EVDdWQ3pYRnNocFZZWG1VcmVFd1p3RUMzYUlPUlpQRVp5TWIwaXkyQWxkaGwtN01oZ0lQRjhqa0QtX25SaHBFRXJtUktIRW5GV1c3dDRDZnRSdWV2MXZvY0hzM3I3aTFIWUZGZUFwdzJ2V2xCT2luZzJKLTlucGgyNWF5cjl3ZFR1VnRvU1c1NmtjMmdrM05VOEhyRXFVQUdFVEllTEZlSi1LMVR5MHNk |
For somebody asking for books, you sure can't read. How is that book related to Electrical Engineering? Read the sidebar please. | r/eebooks | comment | r/eebooks | 2019-01-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaS2U4WFNBT2NYLXdEMHZHbmJaaHpFNU5zbUpic010RG1JcXJhQ1U3S2RnSnJLMHV2N19TeEFiTlkyWUVnNGtjcHlGeWt5WXF2dnM1Z3lwMlhLRFIzakE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGSjdEM3plMnZ3Rmt5cFN2WlJMNjFfWW9iREEwZ0JQNDgyUHBRaGp5RE14Umh6QUtaUDFRUGpvN2xqR29fUGpjbkZ5dThyZF90bHBWbTRJRU43MmJ0cHBhR2MzSHQtVjFwd2VwR1FyOXhsaXdENVhtY09yQUtFbmctWmJJV2xuTVZ0b2NtWXVoSXVVQVExc08yRUNlRFJjbTl3elVSU2VyLTRkVHN4cm10YnI4VzlxUm1XZFVXMXcxTDlDczVIRkpzVWdra3gyN3FlNGNXOUpJay1Dakdzdz09 |
bahha I meant to put ebook | r/eebooks | comment | r/eebooks | 2019-01-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFadGtpUHhPYmxZNzFCd0FFWWVyb1YydVhiUUdZV2IxUVlmcVMwSlhvWG04S1VXWEVVUkZDYUxuRk82Z0psWTJhQTM4QlItOVRwWmg4NTc4cTdzMWNma2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGaUJtcFljWkVtcDUwZWJTZlhDRmVaZFVOSGVkUThYekhJOTEyQU1IY1Bwc1JEOWt4R0lPdXBSd3FtVzlBWlhlM015NGJPdnY2d2RiY05nYnRDNXhBellJTl9rVDdqaENmQVBkcUM0eVUzSXg0d2liT3lzWGN4c1lIaWNrMlkzVWVWckZoWlE4U1lJbWljaDVTdXhEVUcyelZHU0hNUnNTQUlSVnRxcUw0TXRmdlFXcXNxS2hjVUNLRDhaWUFrMGxyalBubkhGMks2V2x5bk9CZGdpSzA2UT09 |
This happens a lot. If anything more traffic in this sub is caused by people mistaking it for just an ebook site seemingly. | r/eebooks | comment | r/eebooks | 2019-01-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaUHd6SHdfWF9VOWFiZHhZV25HaENtcEtpUUV4QXVWakU1dU9KT0Y2SU9OSXFMeWw4Q2o4dURhQTJhWU9VMzZEVEFSZGQxVF80bUFXTnAxREFJVGZvVHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGWFRuNS1CV0JtU3kxVU1BZ0h6akxoU0phM2c3dDhlLXpEMVd4ZFdpMjRpZTZzT1ZoTjg3c2hLMXE0aWdKZzdVNjRjX3Vic2Z3dmlBeDcxaVp2LVNmVFU5S3A5X1hHY3JGSVJ0UzR4SXBtTGQtdzdRX0xmVGc1WHJTdXFMZk1SVG9xMVczN0lJNmJ3bmxmV2dYZjZ4WnRSNmVVMGZFdzgyYU1oUkFrVk5Nc0p2ZEgwa3BkVllTSWlaVTh1bmdZdmt5STN0ZmpxWnRJeXM1VWlpclk3aGFCUT09 |
So i stumbled across this pod last week and binged it in 2 days. When is the next season expected to release? Any idea? | r/thephenomenon | post | r/ThePhenomenon | 2019-01-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaSk1XbzhXa28zM2Z0M3o2OUZFdXJ6T0lVSEwzX1o3cmdFUHU4VDZuYWlQSmk1Vnl0Q0NVcFJidUllZ1dtcmtLdVB4RURfbWpaaW1ENWQ0ZGhvSGlZTlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGek10NDN0T19oT1Z3Umk5b0E0TzE4bVRYNG9tWkFGREZuMnlkVHNJUC1QQWlQanhzbkJPWE9Bd05GcjZuc3JMUWVQdkpQY0ZocVVZWnFYcDNQQzJudkNjVHROemZBY0pFaU5nNXR2bnJoSUlFSFhGaXlNRzBxenZCSThLcGd0MUZ0R2hhTzZ5cW5QS2FBTXFCcG1sZC03d2hiX2k0UTNaQjRic3ZVV18tTDRVPQ== |
r/lostredditors | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2019-01-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaMkxSTXR5T0lXQ0tfVk50VUF4MENLUDRVdnI5Rnh2YzN6cXlrZTFOMWh1SUZqUDNRRjE5SEhpNEtka0dDNVRGaEkwakJQaEtvZi0wSTkweWJUZ2h1V2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGY0xieVJhSktVNkhrcWZWYU4yN0tuR2pmLU5lWnQ0YlAxWnRERFJ0SFY1SVBYU3RZTS04YnozZlQwXzBuVi1rcno4ZTJmd1pGZmEwQTIwMVJaRU1HQW1rTDU1MkpZdVlmU1NkM2xIREt5bFdMT3hCVUNGS21qQTFlbDB3dXJyUzdzdnFWUEdyS3FySmNvS3ZoWUlFMTlZcnl0cjV6NW1fWU5OVU01blk0cldsYmtJMFJoZnYtMWZ3Y1BUeEVPc29feF8yV3VJXzZRNXJyUU1xMWtabkE3ak52OEpScWYycGFxTl9yNzlJZzVrWT0= |
I’ve been binging this podcast & I love it! :)
4 things I’m confused about -
1. Why was everyone locked into the CDC bunker by the doctor? And why did they blind the doctor? He said some of them left on their own... why didn’t they all leave?
2. How did Victor get out of Japan? Maybe this is explained later? He was caught coming out of the vent, so I thought they would just throw him outside.
3. Sharon caused the gunshots by grabbing the gun, right? Why did she do that?
4. Lucinda killed everyone, right? By causing the “accident?” Maybe this is explained later too? | r/thephenomenon | post | r/ThePhenomenon | 2019-01-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaZXplcDQ1RWpURjdSbDRqRGdLM25sZVJRTDYtZTRFSzJveGt4bndrZThackJ1WTdiS3pvak1Edk9SdUh4QTZtb3pheUdYSzM4ZFdPUlZmODNiSzRpb0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGOEJia2hJaGhUWl93THZyYVJqeWNEd09zOXdnXzhTZ2ZrN2hhams4YmlrUGFYUm01ZEx4NDgwNmFLSVlERTRtdjVNMFV2Qkxkd1lWN1A5MjJPVks4LVBuaG0zTVpRNmhzS0pJRV95YmxleE1XVFZYUDJJVlZocERQdlhMRXBOcTFrZXZiTnVBeVdqMTA3ekZTdU0zWlowSHJONGNzcVBDVUNtNDNiY2VRVzJVPQ== |
If it's going to be on all major streaming platforms then you cant say it's not for profit (spotify and apple music and the like are innately for profit) l, that being said you're only really in danger if the song does blow up because you've made profit off of something you dont have the rights too. That doesnt mean you're automatically going to get sued (the creator might still not know your song exists or might not care) but there is always the possibility. All of that aside if you dont have tons of fans and the song doesnt suddenly explode you into stardom you're probably not in danger of anything. You can post the song but just be prepared to take some demands from the person who owns the rights if anything comes of it. | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-01-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaRm1xOHZDdWhkbmFaWnlBbEtPQ1RfNnNvNmxUWHpuZmFzcmg2aV9mM2RVcEFIMVB4d2pKdnZ4N1BiQVAtUUtBeXl2MWswaVRzRG41a09ONmVtMWVMVmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGNFM1d1hONG1YelVKQUtab3dheUNXbzFwWFVFUGhBQzVWVGhqWEplcGlKV3NvaDg3ZkxhLXlYZzNqR05iYk8tdGM0QS1NQ3h0bkd4ai1KQXQzUjQ3TkJYa1h6SjlRYkh1TWRrbnF0YWwzUXhJelhGYklQY3BmWTMtY1NUWEF0c2pfbHQ3XzVlY2ZXX1pyemZYeUZMeEdEamFWVUd1bmJwZjkwYWNKbE54WkhxM09WYTVNVTBZR1QwNTZ0VVV0bFZH |
"Just stay there bro"
"Are you sure this is gonna give me super powers"
"*stifles giggle* Yeah, sure"
"Oh boy!" | r/accidentalslap | comment | r/AccidentalSlap | 2019-01-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFabmxOSU1IVHVBbWxTeGY0RUZEUmNXWXk2clBkYUlpeHBOS1NMUUlRalVtXzFZcXRZeUtUX2wtYUtoclpRWW9zcnFkdUM5anZyOXhoWlVqUVFqOWxXY2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGX1pqeXBsSWM2X3hLSjNWcGxOU3pwX1hxOGM4NjlTbzNka2FKQ1VTQ1FkLXF0SDhKVGd2WWpJS01NSVNXZlJTejVqWWdQSUwzSUJFSkFwWEtfbmdud2ZleVJXVTJCbVhvbTNjckFBNl9jY0JLUENyenJSaGdnMDlpclpNSUtaU21YZDRubnpocHRmblpSYTZrTTJBcGE0dm9HSC1PQUdOLXZuTnBKcTZlNmJBM3VialJ2bElEZ3JHVHdEM2FoUklxRlpqTWF6VjlqVjYtYUp5d1ZqS05jdz09 |
Love it | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-01-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaT1ZqMC1HZV83WHVzejUxVTdhTkR5c0pOUF90V0tpVkVnVzVLYlFUMXVubUpuNHFTbFRjMjNlSllyMWNCSjlpNkJSMHhmRHh6WGZXTTVwME91cGZRV2l4eGRLLUJQUWZRSXZDTWl6eFB3am89 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGT3ZZeWRBaExwcTdKdUhBVTlTR1ZnOUh3YUFxRFpSN2ZBeHo1WTdwNGtEUWRLb00tTVdEQjA3Z2Qwa3BXeWo1ZGh3THpuLUJTZ0stYy11WEFhd2JMUno4c1F2M3FiWVVKRUEyTTNuSFR5VFV4SUI1YVRfRl9HWlFsQkE4LTJjd0pKal93REE2MDllcEREaWFjZV9oVnpIRTd5T3JtMUU5bVVET0dKWlA5VmxfSXZhU0ZBZnhaclNIaTJ4NmVOWE16TDdLb1E5dU56ZzZ6RVVZWG9BVWhPUT09 |
This manual is part of a series of guides originated by [**@intpboard**](https://tmblr.co/mTyOnXogUfFjTIpM_yekL2A)**!**
**Congratulations!** You have come under the care of your very own ISFJ unit, probably because you needed help with a task and they needed an excuse to procrastinate. They have offered you this manual in a simple attempt to assist you. You should be pleased that they have chosen you to benefit from their helpful nature!
**Your ISFJ unit will come equipped with the following accessories:**
One (1) large cup of coffee (refillable)
Four (4) extra jackets to give you if you are cold
Two (2) semi-fancy outfits
Three (3) casual outfits, one of which they strongly prefer
One (1) calendar to keep track of important dates
One (1) coffeepot, for refilling coffee cup
Three (3) grandiose, altruistic life paths
One (1) large dog
Infinite (∞) support, patience, work ethic, and enthusiasm
**Software:**
Your ISFJ will come preprogrammed with the following traits:
**Si:** Your ISFJ will often be preoccupied with thoughts about the world and people around them, and may zone out during these times. Don’t be alarmed – this is normal. They are just gathering information about their surroundings, processing their impressions, and filing everything away in our vast internal filing cabinet. Disturbing them during this process will often result in blank stares and confusion.
**Fe:** This trait is activated only when necessary, following the processing phase. After your ISFJ has updated the filing cabinet with the gathered information, you will find them very interactive, friendly, and helpful! They contain a special chip which makes them particularly intuitive and responsive to all your feelings and needs, as well as overly willing to assist you in anything you may need. When making decisions, will first consider the needs of other people and the impact of the decision on them and others.
**Ti:** Occasionally, instead of Fe following the processing phase, your ISFJ will need to withdraw and spend time deeply analyzing the information gained. This trait allows them to balance their people pleasing side with their analytical side. Occassionally enjoys puzzle games or analyzing the information we have learned through Si. Form an inner logical framework of how the world works.
**Ne:** The weakest trait of the ISFJ, Ne works with Fe to prod the ISFJ into trying new things. It is also responsible for their occasional bursts of creative ideas and plans! However, it is only able to activated for fleeting periods of time; pushing an ISFJ too far out of their comfort zone for too long will cause them to revert to the withdrawn, silent behavior that characterizes their original information-gathering mode.
**Getting Started:**
When you first start up your ISFJ, do not be alarmed by their silence! The first stage of ISFJ programming requires distant observation, which allows them to gather information about their surroundings!
1. Place included cup of coffee in your ISFJ’s hand.
2. Set them on a bench in a busy location.
3. Allow your ISFJ to charge by observing details about the situation.
4. If step 3 does not work, place included dog on leash and hand leash to ISFJ; Fe mode should trigger when ISFJ is approached about dog.
5. If your ISFJ still doesn’t start, announce a task with which you need assistance.
**Modes:**
*Selfless Giver (default)* – In this mode, ISFJs will jump at any opportunity to help others, regardless of their own schedule or plans. They will never complain about this type of service. Even if they do not want to help you, they will – regardless of any inconvenience it may cause them. Taking advantage of this mode too often will result in an unhealthy ISFJ that will shut down in response to future requests.
*Nature Lover* \- Activated when outside in nature settings. ISFJs love nature, particularly the solitude and silence they can find there. This allows them to process information without the interference of additional information. They are likely to bring you outside with them, in an effort to help you silence your mind as well – even if this is not your idea of fun, please be patient. They are just trying to help you.
*Humble* \- Activated in response to any type of praise. ISFJs prefer to downplay their own accomplishments, as they are uncomfortable with overwhelming praise. This often results in their successes being claimed by others, which upsets the balance of the ISFJ and often triggers Clowning mode to hide anger and disappointment.
*Observer* \- Activated in busy situations/places. Your ISFJ will be content to sit back and watch the action around them. Although they will be lightly conversational, attempting to engage them more deeply will not be successful – they are too busy processing their surroundings.
*Clowning* \- ISFJs are prone to self-deprecating jokes. They use this as a defense mechanism to hide their emotions. A shield of laughter is the best defense of all! To this end, they also find joy in puns, wordplay, and any unique jokes. Their sense of humor never ceases to surprise, so try not to be taken aback! Activated most often around NF units.
**Relationships with other units:**
**NFs**: ISFJs have very close relationships with NFs, because they are both concerned with the care and well-being of the other. The ISFJ also often balances the NF, who prefers an “outside the box” way of thinking to the more traditional views of the ISFJ. NFs can also be too demanding of the ISFJ – they need to know when to let up or they will burnout their ISFJ unit.
**NTs**: NTs have a very strong drive and work ethic that the ISFJ greatly admires; in return, the NT admires the way ISFJs care so deeply for others. This is a relationship that can produce a lot of mutual respect. However, NTs are far more logical than ISFJs, who are more focused on emotions, and this can cause friction.
**SJs**: ISFJs get along very well with other SJs. They are both responsible and trustworthy, as well as equally willing to take care of one another. This creates a nurturing environment for the ISFJ that is very important for their health and security.
**SPs**: SPs are fun loving and carefree, capable of assisting an ISFJ with big plans, ideas, or experiences triggered by the Fe trait. However, the SP must recognize that the ISFJ has a limit and be respectful of that – if not, their wild, impetuous nature can quickly wear down an ISFJ.
**Feeding:**
When busy, an ISFJ will often forget that food is necessary. This is especially true when engrossed in a project that will help others or while bringing one of their ideas/adventures to life. To properly care for an ISFJ, you must feed them at least once a day. If they are resistant to stopping long enough to eat, tell them you are feeling hungry and allow them the option of preparing (or paying for) the meal – their overly kind nature will override their natural enthusiasm for work and in making sure you are fed, they will feed themselves as well.
**Grooming:**
Your ISFJ will groom on a regular basis, as it never knows when it will be called away to help someone else. They will always keep themselves clean and their appearance tidy – they never want to call too much attention to themselves, so they groom and dress in a way that allows them to blend in. You will not need to monitor this function for your unit, and you should leave it to the ISFJ to take care of at all times; insinuating that your ISFJ is untidy in any way will cause them to feel offended and could result in total shut down until you apologize.
**Sleeping:**
Your ISFJ unit will sleep regularly, as being well rested is necessary to support the enthusiasm with which they approach their day (whether their day is at school, at work, or being with others). Despite this, they often need naps or a large amount of caffeine to keep running in Selfless Giver mode – this mode drains their energy very quickly.
**Frequently Asked Questions:**
*How do I get my ISFJ to relax and take a break?*
You don’t! ISFJ’s are not capable of “relaxing” in the traditional sense. During their dormant periods, their brains are still rapidly processing and filing information. The word “relax” is foreign to them and will confuse them if mentioned too often.
*Help! I lost my ISFJ!*
Don’t worry! ISFJs often need a break to recharge by going into one of the aforementioned dormant periods. They will reappear shortly! If it has been more than six hours, brew a pot of coffee and wait. The smell of coffee should bring your ISFJ out of dormancy.
*My ISFJ does not like to try new things? What do I do?*
ISFJ units come with a preinstalled love of habit and familiarity. Attempting to change too much at once can lead to a complete crash if you are not careful! To deal with this, introduce your ISFJ to new situations, places, and people very gently. Be patient and they will adjust in time. Their Fe and Ne traits will also occasionally activate and push them into trying something new – make sure you take their lead and do not over stimulate them. This will cause them to withdraw into dormancy and will require additional coffee to fix.
**Again, congratulations on your newly acquired ISFJ helper unit!**
(Thank you to [@effervescience](https://tmblr.co/mulTdDRdyBpmpzy0ALBX1BA) for all of her help in researching and writing this guide! | r/isfj | post | r/isfj | 2019-01-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFacG52dXNLZDBQYndkYk44eUVzNHYzTEYtalJkUGFneHF2OFRYaFp3N192V1NoRHlfRzgyWkVPa1IzQXZwNVVWcUg5LTlEM21rbFZYTG5Kd29RbXdQdUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGWTVGZUhET1VyaXYyY2poTzR0RFhLTGdZdjRCZ0x4dXNFTkY4Y1NJV0lqWVV0RVdwb29qLTd6bVpmUTVwNVUwNUlOSTZZYnM4S25kZlBRemIycXVtTkRJbDl3LXBZekk1NlM4cnZGWjRhYzRGQl9WQjhhbGVSYlczdkpXYlBPZHZWNEU0bWVmVWJSQi1ueVBHV1FhdWdBRURpME5tQmg1aWh0MUFoMmFnU240PQ== |
Thank you! | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-01-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaMkJjbHI5VFZrWjVtRnpSTjBtelI3WGNtZFNXSGtWdFkwRldHU2hsZE5pcFB2dEJaSGJiYTVJVEFmVm5oS25UQWdBY256b3gtREZTQ09jSzhHR1ZCN0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGOFVmbDBFdzZVVk9iRkJRTHlCS21ValNFRFI1aFkxb2pnY2JKTmhsWjNPaWRjSVo4aDZtbmJtRTBiSW1WckFuZmkxV3M0X2NXNFlpTkdVUU9GbWhYd0pCWEozUWl6NlV1aUJ4WG5oRnFmMnBoWkhhZHlZcGdUOWRJeTh3ZWlhUk1STzlQVDhrSzBaUXNfS1lRSm56OG9SY241SXVUUEw0NmR4SXJoNVFORlZQRnM2T3lZQ090c01uekFVa0hWS0NocGc0b2o1SFJIZEZ4dnJZRE9pQTluZz09 |
Hi! I asked a similar question on a different sub I think, and I have a decent solution now I think.
[https://ask.audio/articles/making-multi-out-setup-easy-in-logic-pros-ultrabeat](https://ask.audio/articles/making-multi-out-setup-easy-in-logic-pros-ultrabeat)
This is what I do now, does a pretty solid job. Still a bit of a pain, don't get me wrong. But it is better. | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-01-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaQlBwam1rVmE4SDdyc2Q0ZzhzU1RGSXdrSHdkZk1LM1k2bFhXdWJZVmJTMlp2Q3U0bW1wNHgxeU9ZVFk0Sm1seHBiVnRzN2tUM25qMnNKbWNWNHFBc2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVGtHN3JfQl9VUHdPYkJpeGtDQm9KanBGYUhwSFc4QlliamoxbnNETE1UbHVmcVIwbWZzZjJ6cUpHSUNSc2MxOHUxZi1YQTdQNF9EU01tY3JSUmN6ZGprTS1ETlBieEhERzhqdU5zZGhyX0l4RmJlcnRKd0hlSmw3dnNqWkc1dU1URlFYeGIwS2hmYWtxU1N6elVvVEhuMXRJSGMwV01yNlM0SjA2bE54eFhKRGE1R1BBTTFBdGJlN2pqSzFrQkt5 |
If only there were some kind of extremely easily searchable website so one could properly spell the name of one of the most famous people of the last 100 years. | r/getthatguyabeer | comment | r/getthatguyabeer | 2019-01-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaT1FsVzFYSnYwOElRXzRkaDllaWpVTG1uQkJmNDlCYVBrN09EMUNiMEFyMFFFTGdCa2dqcEhrWXVBb0JURkxRc1dPal9UVkpoNFpraUo3Wm1QdHNWNUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGX0RzSG1lbUtZUU5qSks4NHNNaThsbkpjQlF6RzlneVlmeEg3X3VNUDBxVGE4S291RlJRMGs0TmpMMVA1Qk0tTVpfbHpYbjJ1ZjBRMGpKdnNUbkxJVVozVEdaeEk0RFRUT1g2SWJrUFB6YjhnSFBrdkticnd6aDBoVkFDcG5lZXZvZXdCNUc5endlTEdiaEloV0lGNVN4QkJsNEV6Q0VKSnlNX0lrSHBUNHBVMlcyMnZocVNSRk5MLU45THp3Vlhu |
I will make no money from Apple Music / Spotify as I will not apply for monetization. I wouldn’t care if the original artist earned every cent that I made (if it made anything by accident) I’m just trying to make sure it stays up for as long as I choose to. I see all these underground artists, well actually mainstream as well, using beats from artists who have either passed or there’s no way of contacting the original creator and I feel like I’ll be good so long as I’m not monetized and I give credits | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-01-31 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFablRVYXJ3UDBCVEpPdHZ6VkZjWGl5WXdUbTN6TEw3VjVRSlY1YmlJQm5LV19Sb244SDVwcjZVWFFWZWpnTzZKS1hRYmRDaVg2MGtPS0dkOXRuTXFaWEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVlV3QzlsV1ppNW1xNEpySnIxQ05CNkF4TldIWUlfWFdPQXg0RFZ2enAzRnBFVnp1NmZxYXctWjQ5NlJQa1pVRmQ2SmZEWURqbnlRUFBsaUxXNTVvVkU4NEFLSXFSbUhNX3B0eHFiOWpGREFMdFJFV3d6ZlVHbVlZNVZncjZBRFY5OGRrQm8zOW1aSHBGRzBwUDFRNERUOWVReGhPMVQ0VUdGOTF5R0Z6aXhMSDYxQm9IOUdBX3ZrcEl6M3FSa2xn |
Keep in mind that the creator of something and the person that owns the rights to it are 2 completely different things. As you said the creator of something can pass but someone will always own the rights to it (the artist's label, the family estate, etc) and they my not care how little streams you get, they could simply not like your song and make you take it down. But as I said before the likelyhood of them even finding out your song exists is very low so you should be fine. I just want to make sure you understand that there are systems in place for this. Someone will always own the rights to pieces of art and as long as you do not of their direct consent you'll always be in danger of repercussions credit or not. | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-01-31 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaVlp1azBsczV6S21UZ3AzZkFhZjlTOXJqNjNzYmMzcDZZNlFLQ2RZTWNsUDJhbnEtSDYzUVpFN1g2U0FoVzdrZ0Q1M20yYWVlTTFTd0pZek9fTDFLa1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGQnN4YTFNeG5PQzk3VEpBZm5GckM5dlNhRk44TFpSbU00YUVLQ1NPTkowelMydzlvMTdDN1BqcHRRV1JYbzFhTFVmdjgzVm1aWkprcERQOE1DZzhzR3BfRDVxYkFtNjVLTlNDMVh4LVJUYnZLWE1mblR2SVphdGw0SHh2MEx5bjh6N3ZucDNzMV8yRVN0YkU4Z1A0YWZHUWNSNHIxdm1GSGw0OHQ5Vjg3emEtU0pkQ05naFdHR3pBMnA5a3NoVlBL |
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Goodbye, and have a nice day. | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-01-31 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaTFdFakxNYS1fSVNsN0RjNm16aXNpMVpOX0hSdmJLQmU4THhoQnZITVlEbVNXMS0yQjkzMy1qUnJfRE1sY2hKb3JEWTg3amNSV0FXY3Z1RTAzRVlYZmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGNUp4UUcwRUJzZ05GdGNOSUY1Q0NsU3NuMi1EVmk2RUV4LVBCcGZ1QTJRTGFWYkloeUZfaTlKeUV1Ni1fRnAwbzJ5djhWQ1pLaHRvV3U0NldSaVE0ODlpTF8tYnZqa1lRcFpvdDVwVVdZMVZnVlgyQ2ZlTFpXSlgwN052LXN6b0RCTnNDUXR1aHd2LWVGWDktVHdkSUYxUHhwc3pnNnF6MlN2Z3FNSDh0YzR5T1VFOWJIN0U4ZUtMSnBUc2J1NlZ4 |
Hello! I am an avid hiker / backpacker / camper, and I lead my own small hiking group. I've been all throughout California and to all of the National Parks here. I have enough gear to outfit another person or two. If you're in California and are able to get out, let me know! I'd love to take you to see the majestic Sequoias or absolutely beautiful Yosemite. | r/fullbucket | post | r/FullBucket | 2019-01-31 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaQ0NJMy1rRWJ5WHUzYm8yNldEUTRTZjI3SjI4X2JUU2c1aWlQb1dyQklqaHNUVzh2YVdyRHd5VV93UVYydDRQVVh2dDhDOWNqbTg0SmM4Z0FqMUVSaXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGZ0Rtc19vMU1iUEtwTHZsbmpGRWdTaXVWa2F5aC1wZmMyVEoweUFLSWFCUGlaUHJEYWQtZThOOVVUT01FdVZmcnhwZDljTldSWWNGaFRQY29sR3BzdnRBU2xHUnFlUDltOE5mcC1MOHpXMTA1SEhvUF9Bb0pvdFhNdkJQWXFiMW5ZTmZyVXEwQ0h1SnBHR1lieVZrSjFjZDRieUZrcE9ycWlPdGZKcmZZZndKV3A4TG5uU0pEYk1xZUFqTm9nV0FXVklvSUNSaVdMM0l5NXg2SUlzTk91dz09 |
Alright thank you man, I don’t even think the dude has rights to the sample so I wouldn’t have to talk to him anyway. | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-01-31 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaejlidjBiN3d4ckJwamVzTjNWdXY0dXFVcDlOSGlEZm9ybFV2S2UxdllXSjhJYm53R2NKNlFDY29RWDBEbzlYRnF0emY5RE5ld0VwaGdYZldLSlJUZnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGWWdUUFd0bG4zbzJadHBUTWFIRzlESVpkeW9YUnM0SEl1TTV5MjZkTFg3TzhnRzJ1Zkhyc1JXWjVfeFBjOUN1ZGdmR0hoSXhwZXlYVEd4cjZISzREcU5GLU8zT3ROZFlXZGdOMVA0RFg3MENPMmpFZkZCRFBscDBIZ0RaR3VaWTBqcTFHbUU4TnU5WmRiMjBnUUdmdElhVkVDc2ptTnl6OUZ5N1B2NUpZNG9IeTRFMEhkVkdfS3JIOV9qdU53OHFa |
I just bought the remastered Sphinx game for the switch and I am so sad I completed the boss fight with the advisors under Abydos and when transported to Ra's tower the cutscene where I gave it to him and recived the two gems and poison arrows played, and I saved...
Now I am stuck without the two gems and talking to Ra repeats his Dialog where I must find the Sacred Crown of abydos before it falls into the wrong hands plays, but the advisor hole is blocked and the Mayor is healed.
Please Help me 😭
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"Hey. Hey. Hey! Wake up, jackass. I'm hungry."
*That's how it starts* is what I thought. Schizophrenia. Not with a bang but with Charlie
talking to me.
Charlie is a cat, I should explain. My cat.
"Milk? Some tuna? That fucking canned shit you buy at the store that I hate? Anything?"
"Charlie…" I started, careful. "Are you – talking?"
"Seriously, you've got five minutes or I eat the dog food again. Or the dog. Whichever one is closest."
"How are you – why are you – I'm insane. I'm crazy."
Charlie rolled his eyes, which I didn't know cats could do. "You're not crazy, I'm talking, I
talk, you made a wish, whatever, I don't know how these things work but I'm here, I'm
hungry, feed me."
I went with it. I got his bowl ready and set it on the floor for him. He ate in silence. Then
he burped.
"This tastes like shit, by the way. I know you're the one who buys, so next time go for the top shelf stuff, cheap fuck."
Some weeks passed before I got used to it. Schizophrenia or magic, the reality is my cat
talked and I could understand him. And that test I had to take? The one I wished upon
the star to learn all the languages in the world – which apparently included animal
languages and really I should have read that in the fine print before agreeing?
I aced it. I really can understand all languages. Including animals.
"Annie coming over later?" I heard Charlie from behind. I was leaned over some math
books, trying to study for my exams.
"I don't know. Maybe."
"You know she's out of your league, right?"
"Charlie, I'm trying to study here."
"First time she came over I thought you were a bet. Seriously, I was pretty sure her
friends were hiding in the closet. Like they had dared her to kiss the ugliest guy in school
for like five bucks or whatever. Like an eighties teen comedy film."
"Charlie, come on…"
"Then I thought, they would never have picked *you* as the ugliest guy. Cause like,
you're *too* ugly for this type of prank. Like, you're not funny ugly, you're ugly like it
might be a disease, so it's not nice to joke around."
"Charlie…"
"Then I saw you two making out and I was like 'damn, you dog!'"
Tucker – our dog – raced in, out of breath, tongue sticking out. "What!? Anyone called!?"
"Shut up, idiot, go back to your squeaky toy," Charlie hissed.
"Squeaky toy!" Tucker yelled, then darted out.
"You should really have him castrated," Charlie continued, to me. "It's mean to future dogs to let that DNA spread."
"Charlie, I'm trying to –"
"Then again all dogs are stupid, so I don't think it's really a Tucker problem, it's more an
inherent vice of the species as a whole. Is there any of that sushi left over from yesterday, by the way? I’m --"
"Charlie!"
The night I left for college Charlie didn't speak to me all day. Tucker didn't leave my side,
cried like a little baby when I told him, then made me promise when I got back we'd spend at least a whole day playing catch and/or watching Bolt.
Charlie stayed on his corner upstairs the whole time. It was only when I was coming down
with my bags, after hugging Mom and Dad and saying goodbye to Tucker and was already
half out the door to meet Annie that I heard his tiny footsteps down the stairs.
I turned and found him halfway down. "Bye Charlie," I said. "I'll be back for summer. Take care, okay?"
He looked back for a while in silence. "At least your Mom's in charge of the cat food now, and she doesn't skimp on it. Enjoy California, jackass."
He turned and headed back up the stairs without turning back.
Annie and I got married back home in the same church my parents got married, and the
ceremony was presided by the son of the guy that married Annie's parents. It was small,
short and lovely.
We both agreed to spend the night before our honeymoon in our respective homes. I had
dinner with Mom and Dad, played around with Tucker ("Dude, dude, duuuude! You're back,
dude! You have no idea how many squirrels I've seen since you left! Dude, like, they were
so many, man! Oh boy, this is the best day of my life!") and, when I was finally getting ready for bed, in the hallway bathroom brushing my teeth, he stepped in.
"Hey, jackass."
I turned. He looked a bit older, the whiskers perhaps a bit weighted down and a touch of
gray around his ears. He had also gained a little weight.
"Hey! What's up, Charlie?"
"So you got that poor girl to marry you, huh?"
"Sure did."
"She's a good girl. Smart."
"Thanks, Charlie."
"She'll figure out she can do better sooner or later."
I smiled. "How's life been around here since I left?'
"Same shit. Your Mom gets me tuna sometimes, I mean the real shit not the canned stuff you used to get me, so that's nice. The neighbors got a new cat, rude little fucker. The dog's still stupid."
"Hey, I heard that!" Tucker's voice came from downstairs. "Uh, a ball!"
We both stood as we heard Tucker's footsteps distancing, chasing after some unseen ball
in the backyard.
"Well, it's good to see you, Charlie."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good night, dickhead."
He turned around and made his way down the stairs, and I noticed he didn't get around to it with the agility he once did.
I called off work as soon as I got the call. I hopped on a plane and six hours later was
dusting off the snow from my jacket's shoulder, stepping into the house in hurried steps.
Mom and Dad were upstairs, but Charlie was by the door when I came in.
"Charlie, what…"
"It's the stupid dog," Charlie said, without looking at me, a constrained expression on his face. "He's gone and got himself sick, the idiot. Running in the cold all the time like a lunatic, what did the doofus expected."
I rushed up the stairs, two steps at a time. They were in my parent's room, mom and dad
huddled around Tucker, who was laying very still, eyes open but breathing hard.
"Hey buddy," I said, crouching in front of him.
"Dude…" his voice was weak. "Dude, you came… that's like…" he coughed. "… awesome. This is like... the best day of my life."
We took him to the vet, who said what we already knew. The disease, plus his age... it wasn't looking good. I wanted to stay, but Mom and Dad said they would take care of him, and I had to get back to work, and there was Annie and the baby to worry about too.
A week later, back in LA, I got the call from Dad. Tucker was gone.
"Hey, Dad… I know this is gonna sound weird, but… can I talk to Charlie? Just… can you
put the phone on speaker around him?"
Charlie answered with a sigh. "Yeah? What is it?"
"How are you doing, Charlie?"
"Jim?" my Dad's voice interrupted. "It's amazing, he's meowing right back at you!"
"Yeah, I know that, Dad. Charlie?"
"I'm fine, Jim," Charlie's voice replied. "I get the big bed now and there's no one to wake me up at seven AM yelling about how the sun is bright, the sky is blue and everything is oh so beautiful and how it's the best day ever all the freaking time. It's a relief that idiot's gone, is what it is. Anyway," he spoke faster now, trying to get the words across as quickly as he could. "I gotta go, I gotta take a shit."
I heard the sniff in his voice as he distanced himself from the phone. Later dad would tell me Charlie barely ate that whole week.
Sean was four now and I watched from the window of my old room as he played with Sam, the new dog, in the backyard. Annie was with them, her belly starting to show already.
It was the first day of summer vacation, and the plan was to stay the whole three
months back home.
A return to familiar settings. A quiet ninety days of family and comfort and peace.
I had arrived a couple of hours before and hadn't seen Charlie yet and a sort of knot had
appeared in my stomach and was tightening with each passing moment, and I was now afraid to ask. But finally I went downstairs and took a deep breath:
"Hey, Dad. Where's Charlie?"
Dad looked up from the TV. "You didn't see him? He's in the guest room bathroom, he
stays there almost all the time now. Little dude likes the room for some reason."
I climbed back up and stopped by the guest room bathroom door and sure enough there he was, lying on the carpet, head resting on his paws.
He was very old now, the weight he had gained all gone, his breath a barely visible up-
and-down movement of his thin, patchy torso.
I stood for a good while watching in silence.
"It's rude to stare," his voice came weak and cracked. "The hell do you want?"
I smiled. "How are you feeling, Charlie?"
"I'm a thousand years old, it hurts when I fart and I can't eat tuna without feeling like I
swallowed a piece of the sun, how do you think I'm feeling?" He turned with effort to face
me and I noticed one of his eyes was milky white. "You look old as shit, by the way," he said. "That pretty girl left you already?"
"No. She's about to give me a second kid, though. Four months pregnant now."
"God damn that stupid lady for wasting her life on this puddle of disappointment that you are."
"You want anything, Charlie? Food? Milk? Dad says you almost never leave this room."
"It's warm, quiet and isolated here, what more could I want?"
I nodded. "Okay... well, if you need anything..."
"Actually," he started. "Do you... maybe... would you like to watch Garfield with me, Jim?"
"Really?"
He puffed his cheeks. "Fuck no, you idiot. Just leave me alone. And close the door on your way out."
He turned back to face the wall. I noticed, as his body rearranged itself, that he had
Tucker's old squeaky toy nested under his paw.
I sighed, and then noticed Dad by the bedroom door staring at me.
"We got the call from the vet yesterday," Dad said. "Not much they can do."
"What?" I asked.
"Cancer," Dad said. "Well, he's pretty old, it's not uncommon. Doesn't hurt much now but
it'll get worse. When it does… we'll… you know, we'll do the decent thing."
Dad shook his head and turned back to head downstairs. I swallowed dry and turned back
to face Charlie, who remained motionless.
"Was that your dad? What did he say? Was it about the vet?" he asked, not turning his back. "They took me to the vet last week, was he talking about that?"
I paused. "Can't you – can't you understand him?"
"Yeah, I can, but I asked you anyway cause I'm an idiot. No, I can't understand him, you
moron. I can only understand you, that's the rule of this whole thing. What did he say? Are they going to shove another thermometer up my ass? Cause I swear to God I'll scratch someone's eye out."
I stood and stared for a long time. His tiny body a hill of fur inflating and deflating with his
breath. The squeaky toy under his paw. The way he seemed to struggle to even keep his head upright when he talked, his back to me.
"Vet said you're fine," I finally said. "Just some old age stuff, nothing to worry about."
"Good," he said. "Now can you get the fuck out? And leave the door ajar so I can get
some air here, will you?"
I nodded and stepped out and pulled the door with me. Then I pushed it open again and
stuck my head in.
"Hey, Charlie?"
"Trying to take a nap here, dude..."
I took a deep breath.
"You're a good pet, Charlie."
He didn't reply right away. Then he lifted his head and turned to face me. For a long time we stood like this, eye to eye, just contemplating one other.
"Yeah… whatever."
He turned back, rested his head over his paws, closed his eyes and in a second was asleep.
I stepped out and headed back to my room. I stood again by the window facing the garden outside. Sean and the new dog and Annie played around on the grass. Suddenly the sprinklers fired on and they all ran inside the house, giggling and screaming and laughing.
"Dude, dude, duuude!" the new dog yelled after Sean, as they ran. "This is the best day
ever, dude! The best day ever!"
I closed my eyes and took a deep breath. Like Charlie, I too was tired, very tired.
I let my mind go to the past. To college and meeting Annie and high school and boyhood and simpler things.
All was quiet and dark and the room smelled of home.
I opened my eyes again. Downstairs, under the late afternoon sun, the sprinklers turned to no one, shooting water spirals into the air. | r/psycho_alpaca | post | r/psycho_alpaca | 2019-02-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaODR1eEs1QldKM3d1bWRwOV9CeWhYMGtydkxWcWUzdDQzMl84QjFPTXMxZTZPNkRwZlNGWi00dVZqYzZXSzJGdHdFWG1oV01pU21FWFBiWi1LVWxPaXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGS0tHbF94TmJVenNxOElKeVF6WG1XVlUtWkdlSUFpVUlsQ1FRNUJmNkE4cy1rNG01SGJVZTY0OWhrT0VQTWk4aGlGR0NpT0JBb2Y0Y2lhVHJ0ZF9yNm1WckNUTzQ4akljNHZoengyVS01bWdDMTQ3UjU2N3pVRmphSlBZT0xoTjM2Sm5WM3VCOWN0UTkxTTAzUloyck5lNFY2RmFOdnNLbkl1eEktcjV6QnlsSnNkMGhqcEVpVnNxRlNjV0RpZFB6WUl0UXc3dnROMHZTbnJEVWNmX3hPQT09 |
Hey everyone!
I want to get the admin's password in my school. It's very important to get the password, and not to make my own account admin because the same password is used on all computers and someone tried it and the admin noticed it (probably due to some parental control like thing). I assume there is a radius or some kind of server that manage user logins because everything syncs with my account if I log in on a computer that I never used before.
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[The login screen](https://preview.redd.it/r9z0c93mvzd21.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4e7d2d9f60eaa29629d371128f34010da268742)
The problem is that all the methods I read are not working in this situation. We need to log in like [email protected], and teachers login like [email protected]. Through wmic account manager I looked up the admin's account and it's located like this: [email protected] and I also know the PID if it helps something. How could I get the password hash with kali live without messing with the hardver? | r/kalilinux_hacking | post | r/KaliLinux_Hacking | 2019-02-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaSkhuRG9PeFBwVV85dFZwYVFvLVFKOG9iTGI2TlRSWkQwcTBZRXBHT1kwMGxUVkM2djB1ek0xLXNXdGNCUlJodkgxM3Rfbzd4UUtpOUJrYzRxeDJsT2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGV1lCVzdPM3RrNmtZYVB1bEFYQWxjbGFmMTB6dUs1dTI4MmtBb1VjcDdqdVdpYlE0R1hPQUJuaTNkUThhbHBOWUxqNTdyeTdlNUsxOTg4NGhLX0RlbWR4MV9nV2V5dEczdlR3T2Rabkl0SlI2QWdCTk9vUTNWenF5NXVMZkxabWNFUDd4T2ZqRENZZWdsaDlWMDlaNExDLTYxOW5MQ3lKNFV5TGNrV3kzdDZ6UDBxNHEzU1JkLXdsU04zdm1uQlFtN21HMmhCQTdhZFN4RzdWT2Q1YTQ2QT09 |
Check out the other posts on this sub. They aren't like yours. | r/gangstanimals | comment | r/Gangstanimals | 2019-02-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaS2NMclhvM1pOUFFodjBIVXJYQXQ5SFJudndrVVNVWGFmQUhCZEY5T2dWOXdwQWhKUFZWRGE2ZGduSkYybDVrOWdxQ1BFQlJ5UGNDTW5QeUlOMC1pcmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMGFnMW9VUFM1bkVuM0RrVFRrVWdXdjV1WWp4UW5Tek9ZeEtXZmtDMmpPS2RBQUxFZEUtVXFsd2dvYnRFcVBlS3E0dVFmbm1yWmRMMWx1Wm5mMGliSUpHVUloYWdxTE9iN2JKZ0FXcnZsZzJnM3Y1QUVRRHZrbWRFQ3dMM0dMTUlvY2FOSmw4VlFWXzNkMWlyUEQ2eFFGMFhlUzNnSE1LSmxjMTZMZXRrd2lxeS1XLTVqc0NQanpwZ05KQVpuSzA5 |
I'm a clerk at a civil court in Brazil. My job includes dealing with lawyers and parties who walk up to our counter, as well as dealing with all the stages of a lawsuit. Firstly, I want to apologize for the recent lack of stories on my part. We had a few crazies around, but some wouldn't translate very well and some I'm still in the process of writing. Today, however, something short and funny happened involving my supervisor and I.
I need to clarify two things before we start. First is that in Brazil, we use letter rogatories if we need anything outside our jurisdiction, even if it's the next city over. So if a writ of attachment of a house is issued by City A but the house is in City B, City A has to issue a letter rogatory for City B to perform the attachment. Second is that nearly all judges delegate day-to-day decisions (like decisions, orders or decrees) to supervisors/directors to make in their name, and only bother with sentences and very complicated matters. Mine, of course, is no exception.
So, today, I got my hands on a very odd lawsuit. It's a letter rogatory for a writ of attachment issued by... My court. I triple-checked, and the issuing authority was, indeed, the First Civil Court. The address was somewhere in the capital of my state, nowhere near our area of jurisdiction. I was about to talk to my supervisor, but I realized he had already issued a decision:
*Given that the address is not within this Court's jurisdiction, return the letter rogatory to the issuing authority.*
I had no doubts about what to do: I printed the letter rogatory and took it to my supervisor. "What's this about, Deprox?", he asks, seeming confused. I happily reply, "So, apparently, our court wants me to return our letter rogatory to ourselves. There it is." He is now more confused, turning the pages until he gets to the decision he issued. "If you wanted it in print, you could have just told me so instead of issuing a decision", I add.
He takes off his glasses, which he usually does when he is about to get serious or personal. He stares at me and I start to think that maybe I'm in trouble for this practical joke. "I... Didn't realize that we were the issuing authority", he says before he starts to laugh. "Welp, an order is an order", and he stows the letter rogatory in his "to scan" folder.
Later in the day, I take another look at the letter rogatory's digital file and there is a new document by my supervisor: "I certify that this letter rogatory was returned to and received by this Court." We're actually obligated to certify in the files whenever we send a document to another court and/or when we receive a document from another court, so because of the decision he issued, he had to do both, stupid as it sounds.
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EDIT: Bonus story that just happened!
A few minutes after this, a bald gentleman arrived at our counter.
**Gentleman**: Where is the third Family Court?
**Intern**: There are only two Family Courts here, sir.
**Gentleman**: Oh, but it's not the third court of this city. It's the one in [City 1.300 miles away in another state].
**Inner Me**: *I don't like [where this is going](https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromthelaw/comments/91kwoc/the_captain_who_wanted_a_remarriage/)...*
**Me**: Sir, if your lawsuit ran in [City 1.300 miles away], you would need to go there to get any hel--
**Gentleman**: Oh shit, are you serious?
**Inner Me**: *Please don't say* ***"HA!!!!!"****... Please don't say* ***"HA!!!!!"****...*
**Me**: I'm afraid so. It's not even the same sta--
**Gentleman**: Fuck. 'K, thank you, bye.
And off he goes, as if he was going to purchase a bus ticket right now. Admittedly, the last time it happened was funnier. | r/talesfromthelaw | post | r/talesfromthelaw | 2019-02-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaMzJHU2M0SG40a0Z4MGFqRGVrbWEyZGxXbVNvUnJlcGJqMWtreTVnTmdFR08xUUlrOHRHREFweFFsOW53djRfRXNTVVRZcFlOQm1uVXBsaFNqbmg3N2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGa0wta1FBQ21seGJ6T2ZKNkl6ZGtqSTFoX1ZEUFlCczlMYzdQdjB0cjBFdVdUTGhaQ0tLZ0pHRFdzbm1uQ2dEX3dQNVpES3BuRFotLTNtVTJ1ekpNVmpQRndpZnk0YWJsZjBQUmM2R0tlZHZIcjlQc01oNVRPTWlpWWlYUlRDSGdRbEd4NG1kelJ1bVJFa01ZUjczLUs3WmRVVmFZWWh3RnRpRnVyVGtjVmRSNDd1NXBzWVhaN3lzTmhuamNCaVA5 |
This may sound generic but it's the truth.
YouTubers, some tend to show newbies where to begin, at least to the point where you can jam around and have some fun with beats and melodies, I suggest following some artists on YouTube who maybe produce your style of music.
Livestreaming, same as YouTube but with less explaination, but you get to watch their thought process/structuring live and possibly learn some cool tricks.
And finally, just play around, don't pressure yourself into making a banger first time, it takes hours and hours of cheesy, unmelodic, poorly mixed tracks to actually create something worth sharing..
It all depends on your level of motivation, for me, it's fun, I'm not trying to make it big time, it's for my enjoyment so I don't feel any pressure towards myself creatively, I suggest you do the same until you pick up enough to feel confident releasing something publicly, also, if you have friends who like to produce, meet up sometimes and have some fun, share your tracks with each other, ask about their methods.
That's about it. Sorry if you were expecting something better haha. | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaWWQySV95RXRiRWx5VzQ0NWM4TUNfTkFfU185VWlIOGhRZ2pLQk1fRkdTTVBOa2FjMzlIWW12eWRnNjNrQ19iNW4tSkZ4NnB2Qm5JSkktQlNNdVQ1YnBZSlRwdDRtOXRLMkNEMUlmb1ZzV0k9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGa2VuSk0xYUZzS19tanNGMGJuSC1ZZXplSUJLN01qSGw3US1VWUt4Q0lnbFRiUnpoRTZVeFZjVmQ4UU1IZ01DdlFsWkpuZlFtNGVmQ1lDRG9YWWw2M0VPTzdmbTk0VTJCMXM2R21qbkt2S2xjUkl6SHh6amR6N05BQzQzejhzazlOcFFwME5idnZqNkdZTm5fd2hqS1JZRDl4MjVVTTBUQks1U2VxeHlDT2ZFVjJ3N3hIMXkyOFdUWDQtVFYyam5ydDFzNGVGaWFyNUU2NmdBVWVwVktqdz09 |
Been using FL for years. A lot of what I figured put was by just playing around with everything. Something that was super helpful was to open the sample projects that come with it and adjust settings and see what they did.
Learn how to automate. That is one of the most aspects of production.
When adding filters on top of plugins in the mixer, I usually start with EQ and compression. Add reverb at the bottom of the list unless you're specifically wanting to run something over it. The only general exception is to run stereo separation over reverb because it gives a weird sound otherwise. Also, distortion is your friend, but don't overuse it. Light distortion can bring a more imperfect (but in a good way) sound to whatever you're using, but again, don't overdo it. And when starting any new project, always turn the fruity limiter off in the master and only focus on limiters on the master once your project has taken much more shape.
As for finding samples, lots of sites offer free sample packs that can be useful for percussion, but Converse (yes, the shoe company) also has a huge royalty free library online. They record artists for free in exchange for recording samples to put online. Always make sure your samples are royalty free if you're planning to make money off your music.
Lastly, back your shit up. Get an external hard drive, because you never know what can happen, and you don't want to lose all your hard work. Speaking of which, save your project often. If you're making a big change you're unsure about, click the "save as new" option. Most of my songs end up going througb many iterations and have 10 - 15 different saves.
Hope all of this is helpful! I had a few friends that helped me out when I was getting started, but I don't think I got any of this information from them, and this is the stuff that really helps. Good luck with your new journy as a producer! | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaYm5QXy1vUXU1OW5RajYxREVlM29OYkVpVFc2VEp0RmhLc0hoNDROSkpsSUozeUZwUmEzUkxMb1VTLTJxa0s1UmU2dDhuQ0lwTHYzOXpTWDNmcnFKWWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGLVQzRU0zUFNNcmVNYnYzWHd4WUFJSjVhUm8wMzNrM0ZRcmdXZVZfTVR6N1dpTjh0ODlGZGRVS0hINk5QYkpPbGpOVlpseTh2X1ptYVNXaEpIYlNZdmNSbXJVM05kQjJfNjRwOFpvdF9Ma0hEUllEVVU0Q3lJQ2VIYXotMWFvN3BBZGxIRDhTcTRFUVBla2pYVEZISi1HODlyN3FfT19Fb2RoQW83OFJMSFhCbU1rM2hBUTE0Z2hDNnM4YkFnUHlGeGV1OEI3Y2xnRHlkUGhFaEkyZGo4UT09 |
Thank you so much!!! 🔥🔥🔥 | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaTXRXOEM2VnNIS3JNc1ZTc3BwYzNObElOTXdoQzJfYnhWaXlUSE0weEFmbjdYNlBqQlBGcUlsSWpJaEo2UW1VRXRweGkxVGhHSUtFclJRRXk5SkpmNVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGZC1fY19xWWlLMnU1TFZwVUhBbU5nUFN5RVJRWmcybFktTDVuSjh4RGlobjBLQjVlZ2FXR2UyR25rOWtRR2tEVENEdUQtTUpvcDI1YmUzbnRiOGlvQkp1alh6ZUtWUmF5OUhhM3NLN1dJQTZmRkd3QlNES0pScGViQk1xU3RPYnBiRmRmVXdXR2NjX25pSmQ4elZIVW85akgtWmtsRVNPYVRwZEd6ZVF6QzJqUm5oMDZaVHc1WTlraS1HX1VubmRpN1FPRHc0LUZnd3RYcVZNa2drTlBQZz09 |
Samples can be rough like that sometimes. If you can detect where it's conflicting, such as with the bass, you can try dropping those frequencies with EQ. You can also try a pitcher (generally used for vocals, but worth a shot). Sometimes it just can't be fixed with samples. You can also attempt cutting up the sample or adjust the chords to not conflict with the sample. | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaVU8wU2QwSW9LcG1xeWUydS0wdlY1TFdoRFhRTFA0Ym54enhfSXp6MkhmZjhfVTAwV0dRLUY3eWo5dWhSMzktZkRJUTA3b2FsTVRhR1k5c1lWZE1SSXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGQTQ2V2JqeEZ6SG9QT1I2OFN3TXFxQmdVc3BKRDJBYUhub2wwWHhIOXU2UktZd1lhTnBZcE5ITnBnb3EzaEd3RExEUDAtYTV1NkNTUElYR1l5SXNfOXFTLTVvZ3BYZFhIMU5TdnJETi1RdV94UlVDOEtCVlRSNzE5NUhmM1BqZHg1N1JFRElLR3d6Q212YkFOam5QSFVBQUVMTUQ1THFBQ3BLYnZwNWg5OXFZPQ== |
Bass is overpowering the percussion some, mainly the kick, but that shouldn't be too difficult to clean up. Otherwise sounds clean | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFabzlTOUozbW5HOU1qMHlPbEVrSldmT0Q3Qy1ZMkFRbWt3NFZKdEVoTWQ1V01sTGVLTVM2ajFNcUtESHpqUlkzQ3BKeUJhOF9zNHh3N0JEWEhFc3N5eXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGX0VNX2RCSkRJaEVkNW95X3J0OHk5ZXBpM0JRc1NuWUpYZzFuZG9weGFQT1ZlSThDN1Jyc29EWWw0ZVppbGpISkVFT0d6WUloeExmX2Z3OXBYVWlvbGpuaHFQVEVQcHJmWFY0ZkRORDJtb0pwcVVmaVlaM094ZFJMT1BBWHVaNzc0LW53RXNndlByajRlOWhMaHhXb0w3c01KUkxwQlctSnVXR1VyQUVuNFJ2UHR4UTNXaTZOWE9SSGg0S1R5ZEw3blVIY1lIQUp4T2dSZ0Z3aHd5dnFLZz09 |
This is pretty 🔥🔥🔥 Good job | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaX3RDemk2TkttOHZ2TVFWUXhwNU53cC1sYnRiVFZJakdwTXFxYTl5U0hOTXo0djU3bDdSN2h2WHg5SEdyVHozNjdaWnFaOGRhVjVwMkI5aXdTMTNGeXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGS0JoajA0Ym5pcGwwVVFITVNuY1BOTmc0dWpFR2JuMkstd3VNUmw3S212b2xHNmdhOWNrcU0yYUpwWVYzaWxGandlMEJnd3VuLXdEMnhGcTdiZ200Ump2RkgyMHJ6VnA0TWd3Y2E4T2xKUktHejZfam1sVWV6UlAtZGNqNlRyUHZ3aHBmMGpxdHEwd2hyWjljOTdTX3U0bDJuWTBOMVNqVlJjVjc3TUdhOURYZzQ2a2l1dlFVSmpsdWRtd293dG83X3VSV2ZKemlaSDZEMEMwQzB2RmU4dz09 |
Sounds like a mix of saws and cubes in an oscillator. 3x osc in FL could match it pretty easily, and Ableton has a plugin that's really similar, but I'm currently forgetting the name of. It shouldn't be difficult to mimic at all | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaVGVaMEg2dDh0bzI2UEhoWVNaa2Z0Qi1fZFMyNnJBaVIyN3RYWW1lTTBlVGRLRkVXQVZjc1V1SXpoRnpET1U3YmxET0NxWHZhakVvZGVxdUdhcDlSUUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGNFZueUNqdW1sSGxRRDZFNjRFOVF2ZlZsRjA2eEpUUC1wUFBlVFp2UHFYTm1rWmhMaUVzVTZpQWo3c0NDVlpRWi1iNjY2UzRKNXVCTkQtT2dwSk1aZkxMZ2hLaTJuZjFRaXJoWHhFR2d2dF8yNlB1bi1DaERHdU5QZHVreUFRejRjem5QZVNMbTkwX0kzMHQzZlBZUzV3b3RKcWVvMHVROHlUcXozdDY5VHZ3PQ== |
A little gem of a video explaining my theory and experience:
[https://youtu.be/fY1Pl1zGowc](https://youtu.be/fY1Pl1zGowc)
Background: I was working at a law firm with a westpoint grad as a partner and super southern baptist support staff that was never exposed to druggies. Previous associates didn't do much criminal but I did b/c I loved it.
I was super busy one day and about 20 minutes behind in consults and appointments. One of my clients had meth charges and was waiting for his consult (I was his recently public defender) for about twenty minutes. I come out and see him and then he goes on his way. My receptionist comes out with a big smile on her face.
Receptionist: "That man was so nice. He cleaned and arranged the whole waiting room. He alphabetized all the magazines and everything is perfectly placed on the tables and chairs are aligned and everything."
Me: "Oh that man has meth charges. He must have been tweeking and high on meth then."
Receptionist: [https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/027/475/Screen\_Shot\_2018-10-25\_at\_11.02.15\_AM.png](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/027/475/Screen_Shot_2018-10-25_at_11.02.15_AM.png) "Oh. At least methheads are good for something. Can he come for more appointments and clean some more?"
We both laugh.
Also, I didn't realize he was high during the appt. He acted normal during the consult. | r/talesfromthelaw | post | r/talesfromthelaw | 2019-02-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaU3Y5WDBfWGVaQlBtUDJmVmNnejR6UjhrUGxzbHRxc0oybm9keEowajRIUzFVWXctaVpZT0ZEY295VnhzWkZUcjVGNTQxWUFwMmlHd0NUZ2d4eFcxZWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGQU1qbGJYZ1FuYldTRzNVQmdCbjBPd3JQS1VQdHhxN0RKOVJyVVRaVk5PSTQyZGFtT2FGbTg1YjNJN0JMQ3c4R2xrYVg4RHJndnFRZkpmZTVhSUp5MUxJbnAyZlh6Mk55SG5lT2M0VVJHU3BqaDZFUXBJSTlZeEw2bzF4azUweUlOMWs5N0tHeFhLYnRfMU00Y1VvYmZsSGUyOThlLWV3czJzM05WSFJfXzVRajBqZ3VlYU5LLURaMFdtTzl6bGtGNE56eXNRVkcxOGcxVTY3c1lpdlhZdz09 |
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I liked the bit after that: " This is literally a textbook example of Reddit’s blanket lack of empathy for people who aren’t like themselves."
sounds about right | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2019-02-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaZ2k4RFhUQnhaOV9QelpFa1ZJY0s4QkNGU1E2QS16VF9tbDQtRkpWc0N5Z3JvUWJ4dnNJQXI1U3ZiWHI2OGRKQlMyMDRsTm1LczktT0Q2TmJWMXhxN0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGWndLSFZQaVVQYnZZTlphWnJTNlBwa2d3NW1DRmh4SmlrSHlXUjEzMlBSVHR6SG1rYzFmeFl5OHRNVmd2MmRiSWoyLVZhdDF5OE5MQlNNckMyUUhlLWMwU2pvQVZpenZOMmFUTUhmNmhWQVVjS2kzNUd4X1YyV3B4VnN5VVNWOElYU3M3dnZwVWhMQkxKc1VjX0p1Yzdqb21mcFluSkF2U2dOTEtXcEhxRlJiT0Rjak5OTkh6cXZmbXk1QXVQTWtpVktNSHNjQXBNeDBsYmNHTEpObFZ5TGdOOWphSkZkcXF1YUVKdU9FejFBQT0= |
Thanks for the feedback!! Ill start looking for that in my next productions | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaWlVGcHFxNDVNX1BJWnlOQ2oxT3hVeWE3Y3EybzhhVXBwZll0MWtqQkpvMVp4ck1adTY5RXFWS0x4YkxJY1V0XzZiemlVdVdkNGhQZ2hCLVlqbXVjQkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGYjl0V2Y0cVhNVlBBM3N4Ti1Vd0lfc3FTZ053Z1NSVWFkY196OC1iMmxhZmwydmw5RERoRVd1MDFYdWJNeFJUX291YXRCREZtNXlfQ3dqSkc5SlBocFlCZkhoT0pOcU5FV0o0RkxDdFo0dXppQXNHcTJ5SkhNQWdNczFYcVdoOVNIandpOV9iV0hVTk44eHFUVkxjT3BNdjNSa3JLWlhncXBHU0NlX2Q2a3lVVXRpWmc4eFM0ZHZ3RFhUaVV2TWl3ZlpSU3hUWUJuZGNBZWJTZkFOQXFIdz09 |
Good response but I'd like to mention that any beat is worth sharing. You can allways start to build a fan base no matter how shit you are, as there will always be a few people who will bump your shit so why not begin doing so ASAP? Also: https://youtu.be/YS62vbDgt7U | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaaUZhLXMyX2NsZHhEUmJOMUxDSDZXVl9PaUk5eWR4eEVVTG5aU3J3cXVWVU5TTG5WTFE1dlc0aTQ5QVNWT1UzWUJXaE1rbDFSSlhzb29zbFp2VUwzVWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMGdrNWdpZG54NHNWYXU0UkR0eFozb2o2eUR3cWJzMERYT0FSQzMteHJGZmxVZ3VWRkxpaVB0NS1iSWhrWjVxLWdadVNkajljWXdwMGFucEFEY3Y2WUN3dXloZTZlOUk0R1pXdHJWWDZZMElfLS1wUUR6V2VnWXZIM0wwc29lY1FHdW1nT0d3N2JRZ1lEUGFQZUZtUXFETmc1bHJZc3FIQldsVFM0NFRpc2pGaDRkdlNrclEwc2lCYWlxSllJVFZDc2ljdF9FRkpSdzlOdkNEQUU2MG1xUT09 |
Thank you so much! | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFacXNLczdiMFlDcHB5bmhRMUtwa0ZsVjFMOUQwaFNNOXFkYVg4OHMyM2hRRmR1T3NlNWFVRmZUSTB4LU4wQVV1NFBIdzNLWERkcFYzXy1YOUJiVEtMdWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGTnZSbE5DYnlfNDhQdEczWlR4WjgwWU1uSFp0bE5wWnVKNFlTc2hDYjlKWV8weWZnUGJyd0ItM3Qxdy1zNHphd29IREl6bG5iR1hEV0VSeUZlVE94ZkJOWW1SOEM3Si1yYXQtQ1FCUVZaVjJ6LWRrLXRQZ2NTT3Ewb0xnS2JsR2RSNkt0ZjdyalZQY0xJeFNLeERGcUFNYjhvZ3c1Skd5R1M2ajNYckR4OEljPQ== |
I mean you can but when you're starting off it's pretty difficult to gain fans. Maybe I just suck but it be hard out in these streets. | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaQV9fb0FiQzQ4RlFqM2V5c2hoamNYWUdyQ3RtQ3dXTHJrSnVkZzBiVTI0Y0c2WWRraUNkRElCSU9oZUhxdURsQl94NExpYlBqSWNTRjVfMm1FcWY3X3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVzVmQVhUd094blB4c0NZRW5YWS1EcUZHeVhYTlBvRnpPZzhHRll6c1czMVp2VkQtT0tGTlNQWnNIbF9XaFNzLVhieVBldk5sd2xXaEdjMjBVUDNxNUFnYzk2V1RVWGw4cUhjMWJSTTY3TTF2TUlXTFpmUGRUdzF1VW40TGVCNy1JYlk4U1hNWnltQlB3cE9NQWxTejJyU0VzdFo5WXZYTWhnMFA2b2xWY3d4UUNEMkFMT3N6NkMtRk8tU3BnSjY4REhPaXdJS0Z2WXB1WHBrVmRiSmtIZz09 |
Hello, Bucket Fillers!
Sorry for the late update, I have been trying to get in contact with Crentist on her opinion on our applicants for a week and a half now with still no response. I didn't just want to add the people I liked and call it good, so I extended the app deadline and then waited a week after the app period ended, but at this point we need to move on. When she returns she may voice her input on our applicants, however I don't think there will be too much of a problem since we didn't have to let down too many impressive applicants. With multiple new members, we should no longer run into standstills due to members not responding.
And so, welcome our new team!
Name | Role(s)
-----------|------------
/u/Horcruxo | Discord Moderator
/u/flightless_nerd | Moderator
/u/TheWickedTardis | Moderator, Marketer
/u/DefinatelyNotACheese | Marketer
/u/therealzohan | Web Development
Unfortunately we were only able to get one Web Dev, but I was able to add the amount of people I was hoping to for the other roles. I will be working especially closely with our new Marketers over the next couple weeks, focusing our efforts on outreach to get us more publicity so we can get the attention of more people who need their buckets filled, and people who are willing to fill buckets. This will be our focus and I'm hoping to have exciting things to report in our next update. Additionally, I will be working with Zohan and we will be talking about getting started on building a site, which would in turn help with publicity.
Speaking of updates, the community has agreed that update posts should be bi-weekly instead every week like I had suggested so each update is more meaningful. So starting Friday the 15th, we will be doing update posts every other week. As always, our Discord server offers progress updates as they happen.
Discord server: [here](https://discord.gg/5BEGqNx)
Thank you all for your support! See you on Discord, or in the next update post!
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~The Full Bucket Team | r/fullbucket | post | r/FullBucket | 2019-02-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaWHFwVW1hN2d2T1puSGRLdXp1QkZ1VzdkYzJ2YXFFZ1FtOTg5SWh1Z3BhRGhUVTdWQ0s2WlIzMlhtVnBHcmdPTTBTSUxwVGJJTTRUd0ZwRlg5ZVl3RGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGbGYxSUtpZno1cDBMMEdDREg2NE1zdU9PQ3pvNHlWRHczSXJ6MkxPWVBTUUhRWTJpajZSdTJnZXZTZFh5UmduYm9DdG5oR1Q0MEYwN3BudHlrNm9KQUJOZDBBX0xUS0lmRzBaRW1QU19LQnNyOU1ZY1c2WVZFUGtXeUQ5MEt6WC1WbFZfMmE2dTJmZkVIZzBFdU53Ym5rVjdabmRwLTVwSC1FV05TbENSeXlvPQ== |
Rar is a packaging format like zip. Your computer should have a utility that can unzip it, or you can DL free tools like WinRar, PeaZip, etc. | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaSFBSc0c5UUhTRjRCSzJDU1FUNVpld2txNjVwNEFiZ2VfX1Y1ZXlIWkFXR19iVk1xVEFITDk4SThJbFFhVHl3T2pRcVY3X29WdWQ2R3dCdjBPT0VJN2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGYnByNjFuaHVZcmRRTHF0cHFXTUllYkVDaHk3RXV1dXdCNW94bjNNWTkyVzNzREx3bzJoUEIyS182Vk5NRjc1eTRVbkw0N2R2YVlQQk9QQzU0TXZMV01renRLUHY2TG93TjJndm81R1lPa3JKVFB0U1ZXZU9YNjU3NjdHWVlkNk5KdlZhQi1JS2E3MGF3UkN4ekdJamU2VWF5cFNBOTF6a1BMVE5oczdZTU9vPQ== |
Help us build a more robust testnet!
Aready staking a node?
Please also run testnet! | r/blackcoin | post | r/blackcoin | 2019-02-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaMWpWRUczT0MwZ2tTSWZLa1NQYk8wNlA3c2Vubno2SC00ZHh0dzJhZm5jYXFsb2syVlJIZlJ3Tkt5TThUd05HaUdpZUNkVmNVU0ZDNllBRVFoLWNtTnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGNEQtdmZET2xKRFlENnBzRkpCajNMR25fTWtFUGxBaHlwcTZvMndLTXpyaUl5LTUtWmtTbldlWVpPM0o1akF2RnVqRFFWall5bS1ZZEFUU0R0NGs0eVoxZXhLVTNpM0hoM1NOSDUyMFdIUUVBOTVaa19sT3VscklSaFRhX25kNXpWVjNUMFpCQzRYd2JoTmNZRkI3dUd5ZUpmVTN2TzZ4ZVprR3ZuS2xVU2ZTUzJGNVhkUDlXbU5mZlJnbnNaNko4 |
Still even if it's one fan that's still one fan | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFabDVZb2M4TFJ3aGZmYU96Z1RHVmdNVGdyRTVSekkzZnVSdTBDV3ZhRDRpeDlXRVFnR29KbS1hSDZBTGtXTi1BVmg2Tkx0ZE1XVVVyYkpNM2Rvdm1ldmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVnJtU3YxZ1FuanFDQnZPVVNuRkxieTV0cmVTd1FsTWxVaG9kV2M0eFhiWkczcFR2WVQ1Sk5GSjhDOEdkSHNNSFJsRHFwX1YydlhNbjQ4eGUxWGZtSEVGU2tSSmFEbW51cWxlSlpLVTdZUjdBQThZellITjZ0QnZEd0Zpd1g3aE5tNktJRzdVWGdUNGx0d0w3dHNxV2hVTEhtcVd1N1FLR1RVUmducEN4V0NuTldQU3hOM0JwRmNmaGF3NGg2ZjE5MzdRTlpvQk9sQ3lXU1JWeG1FektFQT09 |
dong army muthafuckas ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | r/raiseyourdongers | post | r/raiseyourdongers | 2019-02-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaM09GOTdpbHpBc3lyUUw1Vll6WmJHMkNvZlBuSDg3MS1EVkJPLTVsUVc3QTdnSWtLZ0JXU3JnX1pQUEV6NlVuRmpBaWk2bHlfZ2dYZTR2UlkyQl94X2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVWVtbU51WURfcXEyZFF1Q0tNVDlIMW5VbU9Dd09kcnQzVlA5VG1PdVZVWWJYZ0lmSVZHX0RCYnRmc25CZFlWLU5EWlhjcURnanlIU3hhM09pRlhmZlV6eWdNdElFdTR4Vm41akhYQkkxb2lpZ0NwUGFqZnpTcGxlVlBYWHRYc0g3MkpDUVpQQS1VQnZjYWxiYUpqaDFhWC1QS1htaWVCblpXaWZFWFZNb1NzaV9VTnhacWpxS05wbEFXWmZBdTduVk1VV25CY0RMZTBVVUFBNzYycmlkQT09 |
I can't even pick up rocks, so I can't even get past the first area.
Edit: turns out starting the game over five times finally worked | r/thq | comment | r/THQ | 2019-02-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaY2I4dDlTaEdLTXd5VnVhLXpBdmNyT3ZRVXdMWk1xQ0hIV3dvX0x0b0tON2ZWdW1paXBfc1JmZjNyWHQ4N2xFZ1RXZlN0azIzWlJCaTJCS3VfUlF2Unc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUGJ5S2NqTGtMWmY1dVdCWlplNHJlWlpOQzhyOEpJZzhuZ25ESTl2cmhlWDc3TEoxTXZ0c2taMlh3eVEtbTRfSUFmWVBmXzk2dzV2RmVCOFQtc3hyQWVPR2FPS3pYSW84QWhnemNhbGR4Qmlkc3FabmFENFVtaGI2LXlrd0k4VDBTSWh3TmxVSXRjbTh4SU5yenA4bHNpX3Q1cW13RVJhY09TSVhxVElsUTVTc0NxZFNpTUFPd0s1d0lObGlhWVd2NWlpMzdGelJDMGhIYXZOZmItTUY0UT09 |
Thanks bro means alot , you interested in buying the beat? | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaNmFvczAxak5oZ08zcU9CWjFHOGx0NGhxUFE1LWhva2lWNGFyb3E5T0cweXlLc01DMFY5RlhNMjdhdGQ1eDl0OHJtM1d6YzBPU3hDVTZxdURzbjJGRWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGQjBJUGhmcWlDM2FFZ1VhOGtxbmsybTJLOG5zRDA4dmExNFBaU3I0Q0xEZ19lV0U1QXlwa19QTDhHSGw2V0RVMm9rTVlHQVZXTk02NWQwVTdrNlhSRkZjLTBIdXZMNXdtZUpDSmZXN1l2WXRlUUk5MjExWERSb2s0UGxoWkc3cjdES3hUcWZqdm5xZkl6QXYycEx0cFRqYlplbHJJZFoxZVJ5Rld1RnJwc2g4OWZSb0xTb3l6b3pLd0dIMnVJSW9TUVZtSnl0X0JSR0xlU0t6OXJPeVpJZz09 |
This is rad | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaNVZ5Wk4tMzFjZVhNWDh2a0dJdEV4NTlUQkpaT2R5UHFkM045RkVkUUg0Z3ZKZFZ3TFVPalVQbWMyTWtubkdJeHN6aFBXekpGc1htOHhhaS1MTW0yRmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGLUoyR2tkVHFmckstTHZ1OGlSU0lpZTRsa3NyVjN2OU5zRzRQUkc3b21yRVE1UEx3TmZsa0lrNFo4eUREVW9LZk9FcTNUenBta2ZHWXhtMVRwRW9CMnNtaXZsVU1ydjRGdVpVaS1qeUN4d1NWVFZEVXZvLUxrSXFUOXZEVVlQaVAxYno3RVpVS0dwelljS2xKS0prdHBsN1NJc0Q2M0U1TlU2R1BVaS16bnpJdDY0RkphQ05HUUxoa3M3MEUwTEpwallvdmRNTzdxYUg1Ykc3SzU0QVJ1UT09 |
How is this fucking relevant? | r/getthatguyabeer | comment | r/getthatguyabeer | 2019-02-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaMjhldFJVSG1FVUlJWWNwanVVWjRzbTZrOWtnb193NWJKZDNNZW9sa2YwekM0eWNuTjFaT0VLSEFnWEEyV1VZb1RTTExncGJmOUFyMm1qZUpNNmJfY2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRE43ZVVaV28tMHFHTGlOamZ6bGhqUVI0RXRhTXdDbDAyVHBudjZmejV0UmdhR01Jc293OVRMb0xTX1ZkbWxuSGdWbDVBSmpJalBISEYwREQ0cXhKcG0za1JTVkdhZkhPODBYUFkyM2trTlNuWmVsaDFHdXFOSlk1cGR5dDl5Q2VOd2dsanNsSWstWUNIQUFoYjNMYVZzel9tQ0ZxZFhUUTZybFhvNnR2U1lXNjVSNC1lcHBCN2xOc05LOHJxVEV5 |
Thank you mate! :) Makes me happy that u think so ! | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFac2sydHZPX2FFYThlUWNUOWVZUjFXYmQxMjBZTTdqaWlpd0d3M2Z2OGZjUkNTeGtMcDZlcDViZmVRRC1OR1ZaSG5neEs5UkFCN0Z4N2N1dGJEUTNLakE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGNHRsbHRUQ2RQcWt1X3dVVlRBUU9fNENkZ0pWSXNVb1I0SUlzVl96RTlQbnM1Zk1JV2QteHdRamxPNmVTY2pERmNBaWdwME9YNXdPbF80Uno5Uk9UUWNzcXZiUHhVcmxkV3NrN0F5Xy1QMlZYc3pjOGVhZXZWM1JOMU9GY3ljZjF4WVdDTks5S2FWMzJpelhmV0U5UExjYmtFQ2t0WFY1VnV0eUhlSXpBSmZNeFh3eEdyUWJocjVYYXlDcWdwT3RlXzdUbjUxZ2YwVXRUQUYyMnBhbXgyZz09 |
A hard Brexit will cause either a boarder on the island of Ireland OR *maybe* a boarder in the Irish Sea.
If Land, sanctions will hit Britain and make the economy suffer worse. This will lead to blaming The Irish and those in Northern Ireland will be abused badly. This will result in horrifying IRA reactivation. This will lead UVF to retaliate by attacking Dublin.
If Sea, DUP freak out and UVF attack Dublin.
Since the DUP are part of the UK coalition government Spain will see this as an excuse to threaten Gibraltar. UVF will push their luck and fail; sooner if Scottish Independence spooks them by happening. Spain will take Gibraltar and make it an EU issue to "defend the Republic of Ireland" by reunification.
This will be misunderstood by The Trump who will have Pence whispering Bible prophecy in his ear that Europe isn't supposed to be United. Trump will be desperately looking for a war that will force the USA to rally behind him ahead of elections. They enter on the side of the UK, claiming Europe was to Nazism as Shield was to Hydra in the MCU.
What looked like a curb-stomp becomes WWIII.
(The really sad part is a sample of one is too small to know this odd self I distruction solves the Fermi Paradox. Hopefully you can debunk this notion.) | r/tmbr | post | r/TMBR | 2019-02-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaTjdyNzhRcW4tdWRhaVVDLTRQZlU0ZElGRWszTXFYR0VCMjNnb3JrOTBwQlRxZVBGYjQ3LUZHQURDc1VjQmlFRWloUUlnZGEycVlwNEZ4X0tIMmVUSVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGeTBjYkMzUl9zZXdxYUVMQmZYS05scGI1OElILXVjWXlIdjlJem1UN25nRm0tQ3JrMk5adFpTNUVPMzBPU3Jib1c3WHNjdEI4SnpfTEtKVEFWRHVvZGRNSnVzUkNzX1dkQUwzTDFma3doeHZtM0c4ZWtkcHJQWEF3LUFzZXJzTlFoVnl3M1J6bjFyR28tcFVrVm52V0c3OWptQWh5SEdSZXpKTTBobURCcmM5Z3lVdG9HS0FfdXFzVnkwT2lsaFAz |
Originally, u/anne-of-avonlea created a [post](https://www.removeddit.com/r/MakeupAddiction/comments/am9dba/everyday_makeup_for_school/) that was ousted by u/kbuoy; the picture posted was different than previous pictures uploaded by the user. Then [mods banned kbuoy instead of anne-of-avonlea](np.reddit.com/r/muacirclejerk/comments/amf203/srs_i_just_got_banned_from_rmakeupaddiction_for/). This resulted in a [meta post](https://np.reddit.com/r/MakeupAddiction/comments/amgapn/question_about_rules_adjudication_on_this_sub_and/) on r/MakeupAddiction and [another](https://np.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/amh4ct/user_at_makeupaddiction_reveals_a_poster_as/) on r/SubredditDrama. The mod team on r/MUA has mostly been MIA aside from a [non-apology](https://np.reddit.com/r/MakeupAddiction/comments/amgapn/question_about_rules_adjudication_on_this_sub_and/efmpsui/). During the resulting uproar, other moderators were active on other subs like u/chelsalini, participating in the drama thread while neglecting to comment on the inquiry on their on sub like u/fairydustandunicorns and u/HermioneGee, or [complaining about their own inactivity on the sub](https://np.reddit.com/r/RedditLaqueristas/comments/amrpqt/finally_achieved_rose_quartz_nails_with_cheating/efp2fj6/?context=3) like ex-mod u/hobbitqueen. Never mind the numerous inactive mods who haven't posted in weeks or months.
What's the conspiracy? One of the moderators co-operates the original anne-of-avonlea account and others, reposting content in order to farm for karma. Other users mention [reposted content](https://np.reddit.com/r/MakeupAddiction/comments/amgapn/question_about_rules_adjudication_on_this_sub_and/eflvouw/) that never got taken down, and the users who complained got banned. [Others](https://np.reddit.com/r/muacirclejerk/comments/ampko1/feeling_cute_might_delete_later/efno1eb/) speculate exactly this -- the offending poster is a mod. Further, u/LanaDeliTray [posted](https://np.reddit.com/r/muacirclejerk/comments/amzeq3/these_fucking_mods/efq2dwm/?st=jrr1l7ig&sh=10b2b5b0) that the mods are using the accounts to shill products and get paid by brand reps!
Thoughts? Drama? Spice! | r/muaconspiracy | post | r/muaconspiracy | 2019-02-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaYWNMdlZWR1pSa1NzSHR2NW9taWFpckF3NW9rR21vVm9xUTNCcGwwYWVzZmgwVm4wUE9vNW1xQ2JHUGV3S040TWQ4QnQzcUw5MGhHZFF1TXpZcmFjRkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGWk1iTkdkeHVFbzJ1RE00eWJ1NFJYLWdTWFM2X3dKRF9LbUg1YzVyWndSSkxoNGFIQWJTdzFGWmxHRloxbnV6c0RJV3EzOG1xcDlfSWQ5OUs3bUJReTNtZkhrQ1JMbWRIR2l2U1JZaVkzaHRtbzhNZDh1X0NvUWswbUNiRjUyYnZzdS00ZUtvN05ubmdBS1kxSzJVY0UtNjJWY21ZR3R2b2Fzd2ktbHBLc2o3SHZ6NWNFdzcwTHExcEpkUUY3Z01vbjlJN2xoSE53blJ0MnFjSWRxNEVadz09 |
Cuz it is | r/getthatguyabeer | comment | r/getthatguyabeer | 2019-02-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaWGFhTkN0WUpVMXV5d21Ea29LX01fUUxhZXFkSm5GRmo3aklWQ3JveVNiOUNfZllFYTNMTmlkay1fbTBLQUd3UjRxT0hUNWVEQzQ2X3diNTV6MTRndnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGbWhWTEduQVVlNU9TQjNaaWJOR3FETjhPX0xkTnFrR3kzSnlkemRoRXdOdHFVb0hCZkhPc3ZEUmJyU05JbnpoeGU0Nzh6aGQzVnJDcExVWjl6bXVWV19kV21vM0Q1TXdfZ2JqT1hhR0VLaFFrZjdCZExGMVdBWlQ4NmVLR0RHdThaeW5Zb2ZYa09ONkNuTzF6dUVpajZTMThZYWw0YU1fdFozSHNzTHlSbU92N2VTbHY1NFEyeWQyYXg3ZzQwd3NF |
r/lostredditors | r/getthatguyabeer | comment | r/getthatguyabeer | 2019-02-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaTTNsVHZVSjY0elRrUjFTRndGQXZPR052ZVVaVS1ZM21Fa3NNZGtpZHIwSU8tUW5rNmVRTi1DZkh4WHVIMEpQZVNSUVJEb0pvT3lDLVZuV2hfNGZCeWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGOEVWb3JRWUU4T3ZlRUpSWUZ5ZlNXc19Xdkh6aWp6Y3ZhREtqVXJRRVowN1ZNenZrbWxkT1d5VUdGUDlFelNfSnlpQTZ6S2pOMTVoY2E1WW1JS3FyNE1Hay1ENURCal8wdzl1M1NxazhIQjZpbEVEZnd1Q2UtazFLS0U0a2tkVmcyX3owMjdnc1lQZ05oa3FHX3ZKeFpjOGtfWFhnQnM0VTREUU9taTJQZnVEcEFESmlUR19mT0hiU0M4NWthdGln |
Oh no, I’m glad you got it figured out!
I hope you don’t run into the same glitch I did it’s a lot further in the game. | r/thq | comment | r/THQ | 2019-02-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaZHJLWE15YlV5TEVOc0ZjZklnLVpXRHYtNkVLbGNma2wxSEJqS21URHk0YW9fc3MzbXk1WjNwQXktWktqbFJTWkZnMU9fX0pGUHc1azlwaFJ3TmRsaWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGNUJsa1F0aFFhNGhrUHo5aUo3OWpINm1xalVvclVlaEhXajdJZWZOTi1rdkFBa0FtQVM3QjYwSExZeGVYdXFrZTJOTExNd3BpV2V1SC1XRW1xeW44NnV3TFI1M3FYdDlGVENaSG5qYnJGSWUxMFU5UGo4WmNnQUdYMEY4aWRMbTBJUVE3NVhlekFpSlZjTlZNUWFOa19JUm1sTDZOUHpoTFRpYWtWdG4tVkhobHlEMGN0UHo0SW9pR2JxNngyTTAwbWRrdXdMSjdzN1Jfd1l0UXNSaVdyQT09 |
Ho’door
r/reverseGIF | r/animalsbeingpolite | comment | r/AnimalsBeingPolite | 2019-02-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaVEl6VTN6cEhuM2o1OUpwUU42MVFMX2FoTkhwSW5EQkk3TkpSNElWQnVzR0lZOU1Xb1NVSTh5S2p3Rzh1dmIxeGtfRkN6ZUFXUVg2VGtHdXRWLW4zUFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRlp0T0ZLc1JNdmNWTjJRQXFONUZxMHA2TDBmdFFMeTFxVVRGMlpFZUxxeVBkb0xLTUJNSUNrdThUZko4NjNDUndCS3NyMzNNbjA2UVBBeUdvdGNvbjg0c2M3YlpJdTh3SnhtbHpGb1pOVVZiTVUwa1JiY2FDNWIxWE1wbnBUY183THZKenRaTDlpZjdJaWxPQVYzeThxZEVMMmRVbEltekRMSTk0RjBKZXctcDNuUFVDNGI1RDBOVXBqZlZKRkJT |
thank you, i'll give this a read! | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaRWFnbkE0a0FjdlY2SVdCX0FyRS1PN0lXWlBRWTBkZnh5T19oVFVwb3JqN3U1S2ZlY3NvamVzUTh4ZG4wSGUtUl9lRlo5NDI5UF96alhfNG14Y2JRbFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGZkhjRlpqSUVaSEc0UXZlWEFvR1F4bEpKYmcxMHJmUUhlSEx4d3F6NTZsWVI0aFJaWS1KTUEzalYwZE9FODY5aVF1UWFPNzdPSWtpY2dJeG5fOXROY2t6eDZzVGRQUDRfbi1SR3g3S3A4UG1aUERHUWhiNi10UURSRUdwNjc3THJBVGNCMnVrYWhHZkNLNzU1bnZqUVZ5ZWpLd2tySjQzaUhqYS1Ja2N2MHRqOFUyWXhmNkdGZDZyQTUzQUFxTDg0 |
as you all know, new people came to Blackcoin and are continuing development for this coin, I am one of them. Lateminer is updating the Blackcoin Lore client (rebranded to Blackcoin More) and I help him as much as I can.
For the legacy client I was trying to cross compile blackcoin-qt.exe on Linux and found an awesome article on Bitcointalk
[https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1080289.0](https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1080289.0)
With some adjustments it works perfect and I was able to compile blackcoin-qt.exe.
Now I would like to use the same setup (mxe) to compile blackcoind.exe, but I am stuck and I hope someone can point me in the right direction. I want to adjust the compile-blk.sh script from above article to add blackcoind.exe or create a separate bash script
thanks
Michel | r/blackcoin | post | r/blackcoin | 2019-02-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaakl6YWR6QmZDQ3Nid2RYQ1dDTzAtRjFSSFBpdWZUalRBREdNNkxydXNzcTBxZ05ab19uVTBzcllEVlB6NUp1NzJyaUdfMzE3ZzUxLUxoX3haUXo3Zmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGZjFDbHBOc2kwOWpnVm40ODlHUmFjX3NoSlJkdC1tYVZaSGpUN2Nfb1RMZ0tQa296YkxZVDljWUJsd3hIM196SFdhNkhjeWh5LUZ0N0VKUDVKV29VS2RmNEd5aGp4aDVtdkdGeDAtaFNoUEFMZTRhVHNZLUoxNjMtQ195NUtabFl6aTlYb25faklod0dnU2xmSGpsQ3J3OVU0WmlTREZJYWNZMlh3Y0dUbTFxWVBzMGFwalhvN3NOUWNZaFlVeFlxMWY1bnFvR1NpVGMzMlRxMHNvTXFRQT09 |
Please send it to me. Really broke :( | r/eebooks | comment | r/eebooks | 2019-02-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFabWlHLVFVM3Z5OWhqeVYzLUthSFR6X0xRT3hOOUR5WUR0bFBmZTlHeGNnZVhsd0JnUVZuQlBqZjIzZXc3VDZxLUlZY3dFeURnaUpuS0JmNjB1UXlYOWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGQ25jMWNJMnNVVWxyQXJWOUZQV0VKUkVoU3NuWDFhRXNJWkFMXzBiNHBKalYzRUlKa3BJODZwckF3YXRJZ3FjbXRmLTJyZ3pRQTNfRF8tblRGVnVtSTVJay1tZy12MUZNZ3JBZ2hSa2kwWGZja3k0VFA5bFlXWTh4bXA0S1VDLUp6ZDYyTUNmeHFLbXlPQUZrbTBmYWVCd2tKUHFXWElFVHJ2SnlHU1JscEFIUFRCX2I4bXhJWVlkMDNFU01XR2tH |
if you’re interested in making your mark do it now!
edit: the sub isn’t dead and the meme isn’t dead. it’s just being archived. don’t worry gamers | r/iagreewithmyhusband | post | r/iagreewithmyhusband | 2019-02-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaVHppT2dsbkNpYkpsZ1M2WXZobHNuV2VwOHhBd2Uxb2JBV3R6V0tTT2pWX2FPSGhQNHRTYmJwaExFTmFnbDk2SDRpdDFxTDlaRUczYU84MXRON2w1Rmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGOFhYRUQ4d2tTb0lrUEJwZ00zWHpra25SVmc0a3hSbDNSOXF1RFVrTmg1WmJkSFI1M2xiNV9SQXZPNFhENlpiZ2pkd3puaHAxNkJEemVTd2dBY2tkSm91a2lsRkVBakZyLXl2bUkzVnRqQXVySXV2bHhaNGswQ0ZfNHRUN1NkeVIzdEwyMl96OXZpbzZRdEhQRzh3ZHNOQmtYMWtVS3lFcFZLMkJMaVQtNlNiTGZDbDNQLVhtRXBpTzBQdUdpNmVidlhXNUcwcEZpNGdQQ2VFa3JoYTY0UT09 |
I played this game when I was a kid--and gave up after the infamous door glitch got me. So, I was upset that I was experiencing glitches again, but I'm much further now and am enjoying it. | r/thq | comment | r/THQ | 2019-02-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFadUJVTkNCaDYwamwyLTk2ekZCVE5NUU5DRTZ4YU9qTVZjb1Z0Y1dSQnYyM1lZV0tFTUVZQk1YQVZaWHNFbi1raVBjbFNoSmZpTl82MFVxTm84MFh1QlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGelZhQldSQlUxMVFaY2tvVWZ1TFNlbUJydzl2cWpaa1BVSjJBZ2xBM2otcERneGtYb3pQR3JSeVIyRXNLMWJOMW44R3JiVHBnbmtmSmNHbE9SdndvYURQOGJmcER1bEtmOU1YNVoteERnUTQ4WDJxZGI5UWtRYUg3Z3NSTjdlWVIyU25XQXYtcm9NdVJuZEJRNG9MWHBKc3ZKbzVVNkt2bVV5MUZfd3hFOHY3SHBBNFpqTHRRSm5QeGZMRHdSVXItZ015Q0ZwRUNETXd1WlJLcktKMG11QT09 |
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No it isn't. It's a place to post things for people who are deserving of a beer after they do something, not for you to post a picture of two YouTube videos and try to peddle subscriptions for him | r/getthatguyabeer | comment | r/getthatguyabeer | 2019-02-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFacElNWlZ3VDgwVjhBeGhJRFdhY25sY2UwWVJQajlZT3Bxb0NqdHJnWDN1Q095Szk0R19ya0hvdGE1V1Bhd2JOWjQ2LXF4UFo4QkJVdm5lVXdMaHplY2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGQjlqUFh4ZE5sdFJEZ2NFNktDUm5jcnhFdDI2MF9aSmxCNmd5dnUtT1AwWXdjZ2Rqc1oyNk9VLXlkX2pRc2c2Sjl4bFZOSnRFVlh0VXVOaVhxOWhETFZ6UlN6ZHl4VFhoZEd3UXgwQzJ5eFlKM0xWOGtMbko3eGFlM2IxZnlldGtSV3RER2pHNlI4RGF2T25VVzFHSWZPd3A4anRzdk5Qc2VJMkxSR01oVjZrVHlRRXlMc09wREI2aVNhWDBLQlN0 |
thanks man | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFadXdua19aSTFGV3Q5eGt0Um9vZkVzUTY1OGVwc0ViUXluTUZRUVMyTnZRTDc0Y3ZlLUFvWG9JVjJHMlRfY1BSN1RIeG1meFZFVjdRM01vNUx2bkhROXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGR2RIakxnWVR6cjIwMEU4dTIxT1dnNXVoY2k4b2xOdzR3SkQ0M2J4aTZ5VTRLU0hCc0t3ZjZzNEd4dEJXMXd6LWRfdVRNMldNbjdCcHY3V3kzQ3B0NmpJSjJnYk9kbkozR1FiYmtaTm1nR1BDZ3dNQkkwMWJZSEFTbk5uS3ZsdlpMcVdEcFM4cnh2UmppcTZxUW1Ea09lMmUzdUtuSFpabkJqR1Q3Z24xUVMtdm1LZU9vYjhHVFNnbEh6OVphQkVVM0UwLUVtc05lY0Q3RG0wMnI1TXhvQT09 |
Ya I have it on GameCube and I had to keep re starting the game I tried so many times. so I was looking forward to this and now I’m stuck, it has turned into a life mission I guess. | r/thq | comment | r/THQ | 2019-02-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaNWFvOGZTVUxBbDc2dEZpWk5RNWYxVkRkMUxlMzVoa05IUmhoMEt1TjNxWjFlRG1mZzh0a2xXR0FNYjdwaVQxbTFTZGdLNTVpaGh0Z0dobGZDMXprbUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGR2JLX3JrODZnVGY0ZkR3MWJLOWZsZ3RZNVVLX3UwQXpaa19FQXVKUFZSaHNmSzNLd3FuQXBhSWstblRtenFDZ01IdkhRdFJWa0VHWEk3THlFUXlGS1U5TTRWX0xVVEpmYmdEYkpwX0NYdk9tRTZNTzBxb1E1SGYya0R1U1ZQcHZ4YktxU3RLZHFmQVpIcEVOemtRNXlmUi1jYm94SjVXa2lXcjZDd1lWcllhOTZBZFBIUEtIRUVhUXNlZ3FaY2F4eGRBR3VPemVZaDJaQmZqQkVJVFlZUT09 |
I give you permission.
You're welcome. | r/dubbedgifs | comment | r/DubbedGIFS | 2019-02-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaRUp2cktOZHZma3BwOVBUYl91ZDBLRnBvRzFlNWtCM3p4dnpaWTl4Q3Z6MUdmUk5UYzBLc1NPV1ZMMWpVeGM1WThjLTgxbTI0SkF2dXRVNDZNTm1iY3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVy1idU9NUjBUNGxkYklaS182b0pqbkxuSEFxbE1rd1BoS0xtX2hHeXNhQ2F0NU5KaDVaQUE1Q0VENUlJWnY0dmZEU29qTy11Si15M2VCczNMaWdGWFRVX3psWHY4MGVKLTJRRWxvRWt4R1owX0VrTmVxYnZ5ak5adHN1eXlrOGVINldWc0pFT1dPV2NiTzhsVTRHMTdjS3U0UzNGTURSZ1hVN2o0bzJQemlqQ293aGk0T2Rua1E1aVBOd19HY0txd2NpNXJuNnBTZUNmN1VFQS1TRU5MZz09 |
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**Exodus 8**
**In Which FROGS FROGS FROGS FROGS FROGS**
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“Alright,” said Aaron pointing to the whiteboard behind him. “Time to get down to business.” The whiteboard, although mostly covered with various unflattering cartoon Pharaohs, contained the following list:
**THINGS THE EGYPTIANS DON’T LIKE**
1. Blood
2. Moses
3. God
4. Not having slaves
5. ???
Moses raised his hand. “What about sand?”
“What *about* sand?” said Aaron.
“It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.”
“There’s thousands of miles of sand right out our window,” said Aaron. “Somehow, I don’t think we’re going to wow Pharaoh by dumping a few bucketfuls of sand on his feet.”
“We could dump sand in his pants,” said Moses.
“I was thinking something a bit more magical.”
“We could *magically* dump sand in his pants.”
“Let’s maybe avoid Pharoah’s pants,” said Aaron. “If we’re going to convince Pharoah to let the slaves go, we need something unexpected. Something that really puts the fear of God in them.”
“Oh!” said Moses. “What about flamingos? You could just be walking down the street and when you turn the corner, BAM! Surprise flamingo!”
“Flamingos aren’t scary.”
“Sure they are! Have you seen them in person?” asked Moses. “They’ve got beady little eyes, always staring right into your soul. And their necks are unnaturally long. I don’t trust them.”
“Let’s...put that on the tentative list,” said Aaron, adding it to a second list that read:
**THINGS MOSES FINDS SCARY**
1. Public speaking
2. Chihuahuas
3. His grandmother’s basement
4. Excessively large fruit
5. Flamingos
“We’re not getting anywhere,” said Aaron. “Let’s change our way of thinking. What’s something that you wouldn’t want to wake up and find in your bed?”
“You?” said Moses.
“Helpful as always, brother.”
Moses began counting off his fingers, “Mud, ants, fire, frogs, diarrhea-”
“Hold on,” said Aaron. “That’s perfect.”
“Look, I want to free the slaves as much as you, but I’m not going to shit in Pharaoh's bed.”
“No, frogs!” said Aaron. “Just think about a few cold, slimy frogs crawling all over Pharaoh's palace. We’ll cover every surface of his house and due to the smell and noise he won’t have a moment of comfort.”
“Seems kind of lame,” said Moses.
“Well, it’s not like any of your ideas are better.”
“I believe I mentioned the excessively large fruit.”
---
“Everything set?” said Moses, following Pharaoh with a pair of binoculars. “He’s just about to get home.”
“Almost ready,” said Aaron. He stood atop a hill holding Moses’ walking stick. “Alright, God. Time for another miracle. When Pharaoh opens the door to his palace, I want you to cover everything he owns in frogs. Big frogs, small frogs, I don’t care. Just an overwhelming number of amphibians.”
“Hold on,” said Moses, tilting his head. “God wants to know if you explicitly want *frogs* or amphibians in general.”
Aaron sighed. “Is there a difference?”
“Well, there are all kinds of amphibians. Frogs, toads, salamanders, newts, mudpuppies, axolotl-”
“No, just...just frogs,” said Aaron, holding up his hand.
“Ok, because you said amphibians, and God wanted to make sure-”
“*Thank you*,” said Aaron. “Tell God I appreciate the specificity, but we’re trying to keep to a tight schedule here.”
“Oh, about that. Pharaoh imminent in five seconds,” said Moses.
“On my cue,” said Aaron. “Three, two…” He thrust the walking stick in the air and a massive lightning bolt streaked across the sky. At that exact moment Pharaoh arrived home. As a servant ushered him inside, Moses and Aaron braced themselves for the chaos that was about to unfold. Pharaoh walked inside, closed the door and…
“What’s he doing?” asked Aaron.
“He seems to be...brushing his teeth,” said Moses.
“Any frogs? In the sink? The bath?”
Moses took a closer look. “I think his shower curtain has a frog design on it. Does that count?”
Aaron shook his head. “Well, this was a bust. Any word from God?”
“Nothing since you rudely snapped at them about amphibians.”
“*I didn’t*- ugh. Fine. Let’s just try something else tomorrow.”
Deflated, the two sulked off back home to get some rest and brainstorm a new plan. As the people of Egypt slept, a cold rain began to fall across the city. Although light at first, the rain quickly grew thick, as massive wet drops fell from the sky. Rather than splashing on the ground, the drops kept their shape and bounced lightly as they landed, eventually rolling and settling down in the nooks and crannies of every surface. Soon, the area was practically covered with thousands of the oblong watery balls. As the rain thundered on throughout the night, the droplets slowly began to grow legs.
---
Pharaoh awoke to a bright Egyptian morning, ready for a new day of subjugating others and ruling everything in sight. The birds were chirping, the frogs were croaking, life just couldn’t get much better. Still a bit groggy from waking up, he hit his alarm clock, which let out a large ribbit, and proceeded to make his way to the bathroom. As he showered, he was surprised to find that his bar of soap had turned green and rubbery (he really needed to talk to his servants about cleaning up) and was further dismayed when it hopped away after he set it down.
At least he could comfort himself with a hearty breakfast. The royal chef laid down a gleaming silver platter and lifted the lid. Pharaoh observed the dish with disdain, his smile turning to a frown of confusion. “I think these frog legs might be a bit undercooked.”
Now it was the chef’s turn to look confused. “I made you waffles.”
“Then I don’t think I’ve ever seen this waffle recipe before,” said Pharaoh, showing the chef a tray covered in twelve live tree frogs. The chef, profoundly embarrassed by this rookie mistake, immediately took the tray and promised to bring back Pharaoh’s real breakfast. But he returned from the kitchen only moments later carrying his spatula and rolling pin, both of which were not actually his spatula and rolling pin, but were instead frogs.
“I think we might have a problem,” he said.
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“Moses!” cried Pharaoh, banging on the door to the brothers’ hut, “Open up, you imbecile!” He reached for the handle but the poison dart frog perched atop shot him a nasty look and refused to budge.
The door opened a crack and Moses blearily looked out, rubbing his eyes. “Sorry, I was sleeping. Could you come back a bit later?”
“It’s almost noon,” said Pharaoh.
“Your point being?”
Pharaoh rolled his eyes. “Look, you oaf. You can pretend all you want, but you don’t have me fooled. I know these frogs are your doing. And if you think that tormenting my people like this is going to get me to change my mind, I’ll have you know, you’re croaking up the wrong lilypad.”
“Hold on, hold on,” said Moses. “What frogs are we talking about here?”
Pharaoh yanked open the door and swept his arm out. “These frogs.”
The city was covered in frogs. Every road, every window, every possible surface was alive with a squirming green mass of webbed toes and sticky tongues. A lone Egyptian attempted to tiptoe his way through the mess, only to inevitably step on something that exploded with a squelchy burst. Moses was pretty sure he could make out the shape of a small child underneath a nearby pile.
The sound was nauseating. The smell doubly so.
“I haven’t seen these frogs before in my life,” said Moses, which was technically true. “Have you considered getting tons of snakes? I know your magician friends are good with those.”
“If you don’t recall, in our last encounter, your snake *ate* my magicians’ magical tools,” said Pharaoh.
“Phew boy,” said Moses. “That’s quite the pickle. Well, you have a great day. Say hi to the slaves for me, will ya?” With that, Moses closed the door in Pharaoh’s face.
“Who was that?” asked Aaron.
“Oh, no one important,” said Moses. “Say, Aaron. That whole frogs thing from last night. The frogs were only supposed to appear in Pharaoh’s palace, right?”
“Sure, but I thought it didn’t work.”
“See, funny thing about that,” said Moses. “When you said you wanted frogs to cover everything Pharaoh owns, do you think that, maybe, just maybe, we should have considered that technically Pharaoh owns *all of Egypt*?”
Aaron’s face dropped. “Shit. How bad is it?”
“Nine,” said Moses.
“Nine frogs?”
“Nine on a scale of one to literal frog apocalypse,” said Moses.
Aaron peeked out the window, which was a challenge in itself as most of the view was covered in frog butts. “Ok,” he said. “Ok, yeah, we might have fucked up a bit.”
“It’s too much, too fast,” said Moses. “Pharaoh is never going to let the slaves go now. Hell, he’s going to need them just to catch all the frogs.”
“I hate to admit it, but you might be right,” said Aaron. “We just need to avoid him for the time being-” He was interrupted by a loud knock on the door. The brothers looked at each other.
“Don’t get it,” said Moses. “Pharaoh was just here.”
“Maybe it’s not Pharaoh.”
“It’s 100% Pharaoh.”
“I’m just going to take a peek,” said Aaron, opening the door. He closed it immediately. “Ok, it’s Pharaoh.”
“Ok! Ok!” said Pharaoh from behind the door. “You win, I give up. You and your dumb friends can go free, just get rid of these frogs, I can already feel the warts growing on my face.”
“He could be lying,” whispered Aaron.
“He definitely is,” said Moses. “Frogs don’t cause warts.”
“I meant about the slaves.”
“Ah.”
“I *promise*,” said Pharaoh. “Tomorrow, early morning. No one will stand in your way.”
“To be honest, I want to get rid of these things just as much as him,” said Moses. “It’s win-win.”
“Fine,” said Aaron. “But if he goes back on this, the next plague is going to be ten times worse.”
“Clowns?”
Aaron shuddered. “Let’s not go crazy, shall we?”
---
The next day, as Moses and Aaron gingerly stepped over massive piles of dead frogs, they noticed that the Hebrew slaves were chained up and hard at work as usual. One of the slaves ran up to them with a folded note.
Aaron opened it up and read it aloud: “*jk lol*”.
“Welp,” said Moses. “Can’t say that was unexpected.”
---
The next day the brothers woke up to frantic knocking on their door. Opening it up, they found Pharaoh scratching his scalp like crazy.
“What did you do?!” he yelled.
Moses and Aaron shrugged. “Why? Is something the matter?” asked Aaron innocently.
“There are lice *everywhere!*”
“Well, don’t come in *here*,” said Moses. “Maybe you just need to have better hygiene.”
“I know you two did this,” said Pharaoh. “And after I promised to let the slaves go and everything.”
“But you broke your promise!”
“I don’t even get partial credit?” said Pharaoh.
The brothers rolled their eyes and closed the door.
---
The next day the brothers woke up yet again to frantic knocking on their door. Moses looked out the window. “Either it’s Pharaoh or a giant mass of sentient flies.”
“Well, *I’m* not opening it,” said Aaron.
“You’ll have to excuse us!” called Moses thought the door. “You’re covered in flies!”
“I know I’m covered in flies, you dolts!” screamed the Pharaoh. “This whole city is covered in flies! You can’t even take five steps outside before being swarmed!”
“Sure makes you wish you had thousands of frogs on hand, doesn’t it?” said Aaron.
“I give up! Utterly and fully, you win,” said Pharaoh. “Take the slaves, get out of here, just stop it with these plagues.”
“How do we know you’re not lying again?” said Moses.
“If you could see me under all these flies, you’d see the face of a sincere and desperate man,” said Pharaoh. “I beg you, please. I’ll even pinky swear.”
“Er, no, that’s...that’s alright,” said Aaron. “Maybe after you wash your hands. We’ll trust you this time. But we really mean it when we say that if you go back on this and we’ll call down a wrath like you could never even imagine!”
“Clowns?” said Pharaoh.
“No, no clowns,” said Aaron
“Mimes?” gasped Pharaoh in fear.
“What? No. Look, just trust me,” said Aaron. “You don’t want to see what I have planned.”
---
Aaron picked up the note hanging on their door the next morning. “*Sry, jk again. xD*”
“I guess he *did* want to see what you had planned,” said Moses.
“Shit,” said Aaron.
“What?”
“I didn’t actually have anything planned,” said Aaron “Back to the drawing board?”
“Fine, but we’re not doing flamingos, are we?”
“Wouldn’t even think of it”
Moses sighed a breath of relief. “Phew. Wait, is that because I’m scared of them or because you think it’s a dumb idea?”
“Yes.” | r/thebizzible | post | r/thebizzible | 2019-02-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaX2NQTFZyZVF1bTVxOFZTd1d4QS1za2lVWEZmdURwNnZnWHZISjRtWXlTVFVGRW1iMXNDV0VFcEE2OGE5ZTdIWVNfZWh5dmxMRGw5TlNkNGx5alJYUlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGdi04dVpaVTE1ZVhLM2l0NGJtdGhxeno2di1Sal8yc0lKcjlhWDMzLWtxYUVmSkdtcGdkS2xUR2ZkbEhWRU1rMHVGdFExSzB0ODZ0VkxXLTFKamRJMHlaLTNmc2xvMVloZ2s4RXFsTHJwQmNLbFdJZjNYcWdDRUZSSWpVSTJfUFNxaEdQQUQ0cTh4WFZDdXp0TjVKZEc2X3pxWmhXTlVNbmU5UFViZVhpZ2dOMlcyMWIxVk1qbmx3cWZiNUo0RC1vTHY3SC11dzhYTGlVV3ZNWTVYaUh4dz09 |
It's rare to have footage of the undisputed zenith of a person's life, but here we are. | r/unfazed | comment | r/unfazed | 2019-02-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaXzNfRlRrVU5yd3BONTJaNUJBb2MwZ2lCR1VyTTJ6cXJmVmF3bVM4ZjdrWTFXeW1jYmFKU0xHRGtnY3JxNFJhR210LXIzRGNEMGtSQl9Wc05iTVN0ejg3VkJDNGQ5V2JEaFk5THB5YV8zNEk9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVVN1QzZmamRZQW9IQlptWEdsVmRRcFpVUEp3NS1IT25sM2pRRW9WNGVULXNWelpLbml4YlNuVjRKeWRkNkd6QXNmOTVUTXJBTGxQUHFQNXJWYmhGYi1wOE03cnZLcVY4VUpTSW1lOFVPdkxSRnBLaEFMcmllMlZhaktDTU02VUxRQklpTWFneVByQUY0bTZObWI2bXBGLWdDZ3F6Snoxd1RZM3BfbGJBRmptUnZmZ2ZnOEJXODdxRXRqXzFpeFVBYTFhRDNTTzNPeEdzR2VqWGMxWkpHQT09 |
Listened to your song, sounds great! The production is awesome, and your voice sounds unique and original. Great work 👍🏻
Here’s me: https://open.spotify.com/album/7BUmxOzsuRPP1IswZlYe4f?si=f281pcNnQQmeMuc0oSkSaQ | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaMnlnY3FmQWNQQ3YwZG1pVzRQek9WUldZNXdpUHhjMzlmY1BiNjRGTXNwR3p1TklkLTQtdERWWl9tb0xla1NMdnhJbDhLWmpLZ0VleHRiVG81ZnZJS0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGcGt1QzVXTVpldEtHV1ljTHpmRmx2M2k5aTI1NGs1WWw0M2JPLW1IaFF3OGdha2w5d3B4aF9VbjlGbWJJQWlRMXNMeEdyNWNxNFJpNC1qV3FpV1BPT25RM2hLTWJJaXFZSm9nVy1PMWJBaWM3cGc5bGt2ODlRZHhBSzc4em80bkM1elFqdnpSWUpCOUV3dWlNcWtObXBGS0ZiX2RKZHpvUzNLOTdIMDVQdzAtV3h0OU53aF8tZ2VwbU1pZ1dWWHdFU0x1TzJlS2lHSHFYQm1FdEFCUUdGdz09 |
Mortal? Is that Q in Dr Crushers body? | r/dubbedgifs | comment | r/DubbedGIFS | 2019-02-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFadXBRdHB0UFA2S1ZIWmJuS0JrU3B4MzNobE91VlNQQ2JnSF9fMDg2NjhXUVJfNUxFY1VqVHpVeTNZd29iMEVRbTI5b0J2QzVldVVxMHl5Sm40NjExZGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMmxIRFhUVVJscWhwdnpqS09DZlQyemNaS2Z0cV8zOE9SN3FuXzB3ZEtyM2pFMGpBa24ya1FYaGF4YjhiVmtmZVhiT25OWmdpTXZWYTF5ZUJ4Y2FHekEzVUI4YmZCYlhpcUVoYlEtaE1CWnFNTUF5MWpMWkJuaG1YWGExNDl3WXVaNHdxSVJMWDZqZ0dMX2Fla0dEOU1ubjlYMm1VSkZJRHRPYWUtUVY3VWNzZkJsUEZrek45VFpIbWlfa3NnTXVFalplTF9VSm0xZWdVdUR0QnR5RXp1Zz09 |
6 dollar skull candy headphones | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFadkx0ekhFaFgxLXRoaHZQaTFXR280Vm5jTW5fNkxHV1BHazNrZ3c3V0EycE1PRjlaRnFabmxsZ2RtVUx6bE5sX0RlOGRmMVZ0dW51REtKb0ZYS1BVbHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGZU5sNjVJcWhkd054c0JHeWQ3V2tHRktUN282SmFLSTVaMlRPY2I2cEVhWmpKQi1HSFRlQ190TFQzbm1QcnlKcXdsR1JDRkhjM0tjTW45MW9wRUlCLURWLThPWHFiYWQwTUxZLUhJTnZSVmV1WVVvYmN2ZXhraG9kUnRONGkxTXgxcm1DaFR4c014U1l1NzktOGE1WG5hWHBOOS1PUWI2QmFsOHZKSWo2alVvPQ== |
Really? I’m planning on buying audiotechnica but looking for other options too | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFadnlnMG1YZF9GTmFKRFlPRVFwNGt6a1E3U0tFTW1ZRXJ2bkpRV1NSaEoxV09tR0hTWjlTOVFIYVRyUWxiUzBieW5HWlJSVHp6bEJlRGJhYXFJRGRBZGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGWDlRbTF1MThycWZmb0tlNnRVLThsSnFRd0xvVV9ENXR2WjlCOXNDN0FHMlN2SXRPNVNTa2NSeXdQZUtZdnByeHA2ejNxWjdiNE1yOWhfNjRka1p0anlUekNPQ2c5eF90d0hvUkdSMHU3aFdyakFEQ1J3Qm1USWRSeU1YQjNLdGxpVHgwZkhtVkh2UzFwOXc3Ync1RVNUQ2gtdk4tVVVrSGo5QVB5Y2FxOF9vPQ== |
beautiful soundscapes, exact same influences as me as well | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaT2p1eGx2Umo2Rl9SbUR6Tk90cG5VcGs2V2UtaWJwZmp5QzA4WVFGT1dBU0l3RllxNGNKZ2FtMERLNmNFUTZzckVrWEM2T3NCSTZyQTFjaDhyZXVkX1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGSldmb3VTZWVoal9GcVcxdGVQMURlVEI2VDNpV20zZXQ5T2l0NTF5ZnRkbndzWU01TVUzaDBfWUdNR2d1ckx3OFMtVzB1THFtSU1RSVE2WlhWeVk1OXpBbnUwMVlPMUJBcUJYRlBCNlQ1MFBBZkpZTTVwZ1hSVkxPenp5NFBxZW1HX0tpNE5hdlV1bmF1NnFWcmJjOGlDclZsajVJc2xtbFpTTDVCdWVHQVhNUVR3QzlYRHR0WDR3ZkxuTzg2aG9CUk9RYVNKUWg0dWVEdHdCeTlZNG12dz09 |
No I was trolling haha. I just use apple headphones lol | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaM1hGS1I5Y0dRRmpvbUt0ZDFlT0hPMEUzTWJKX2NNaEg5NlFzOHVTbGlnQnpJYjVhbWhYT0tyYUZaY0dTcjZ4WVA4Z09UMjhmVG14aElRcW5mZVFRUFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVjV6Vl82cGdvWGZmWEo1UTg0WThiWXMxem1zOVJXYVBnNGw3YW12MEhDcmREQWowZ3JwaWtnRGVZWE1FbFpuMENVcDZ5UnBSSU1WRmI5bjVmQlF0ZTg3bEY5dDVXU3luODdmYXMzS3RaaUJ3Y0tZdE80WGVPT0s4YXVmdGhBUDRxbGdyeG9sRFRVYTI3UDJhRWlkSWN0ZWFRcjFpcG1WbDZjUW5VX3V6d3RnPQ== |
Thank you so much dude, heaps appreciated !
I had a listen and I'm obsessed with your sound, the whole project sounded super cohesive yet different enough to keep me engaged the whole way. My absolute favourite is Disappear though, I super hope that is your next single or something! Such a funky, fun and unique song with such a beautiful starting hook ;) | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaYm5iR04wLXBNSk02SW1wLTR4czdUZ0daVkZUUVp4NG40OHQxV0JBOHVqSUtzanIwV3dpVnpUWndmVjZiVXZWalFOZVAyUGZRU1JLRzBzM3ljUWFGbHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMnJ0Q3l5QjNQa2phcDRTQmxtMkl6SlRoRlZGNG82SEZwSzVPNGlXNGRyWWVPbW9wazN3Z0JDTmVPdU85R3VXZFhCUkFkT0EyRWtfTHpmZ3pTbVE1bHh2dDNaMl9GWXMyRTh0NnE1dFdlTWpwTWJKWjJxZTZFN3FYUjZ0dEN1anh5RG16eEJreXozSUdEajdTSUtzMXFBRnpZbnMxMWc3R0FycG5veHRUdV9lQVRnREpMQnc4TWE3N3hlcGV1aHFiZjNuX09uR1h3cExiM3hPZ0EtRUJqQT09 |
Thank you so much! Oh really? Do you have any of your music available online for me to look at? :) | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaWDNpWDJNck1jcG9PQ1lpWmxMaWU3U0dPZUlXanRDWTlPZ09scVBqT2hkSlJQZml0ek9rSXp4bFc1ZEtNUF9KM2ZMM1hwVU5QaW1DRnZmNEJmYmVTVlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGdmZVcWlsTGJQZWswT2RSVlU5ek5sZ2ladTQ4SFNjMFl2SGlLZUNIOXJYeVhIblNfRTlUNm82eEE1by1MeWRkX1R6SnRIa2JpMHlNOVhtNE5PU3N6T3lGaUpRZHpnbnd1TkoxSm5aZDlaLXlQZHZlZDFvQ1c5VXdUQXV6dmNUanM1elRadUtWNXJSazNOODBQaUdiemhOQkRSM1ViWXRFUTJHOXJSX3FSSGM4WjlBODRZQllwQ05BWWV1eVk4dnJDUEI2V0NNMTE5UUZWcGlfZHUxOXp3Zz09 |
Thank you 🙏🏻 | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaVVAzMVVRei1VaDlKOHJsdTg3Q25EMVVaSVVVTGl2UFFRVi1hTmhyNmdGTW9pSVZfLVFzX1FaLXJLTFB2ZXRlMG5EWkstZm56OFhBR29TbndSaVBvdVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGanctVUtyai1naEJyaXNrdS1lTGJrb1hfb0JNMjdqSVdiaVBFbFVJUmp2bnE3REJta2FWbGpwd29RNkpoTDBQVHgyakhvVndieWtRMDJpRUNhMWtDRkt2aXQzUGFVb3NGVF9ia3ljUm5yVEdPSHEwSzVEdkptbTMwRnRILW1sZ2ZCOUh6c0xwZGN0b0tXTUV4Z0tzc2dkZE5iWS1MNWlEcHphRkItX3oxOHZudVJqQmxJVEpkY1Y2YXlpd2hvUUdGS1NsVnQyUEtZS1Zwd21ydU1nVUF5dz09 |
So I downloaded a couple of scanners which both came back with infected warnings. So i went into recovery mode and erased my hard drive and reinstalled my operating system. Would you recommend anything else? | r/rootkit | comment | r/rootkit | 2019-02-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFadksyd0VmT19vNGdzRWdNdnBNaEVFdldNTWs0Y2hralhQRUpCSUl4OWppMlR1RElkUGFZZzBBT3V0TTQxX2U2R1FXWWV6MVM5RVQxbmZzMHZvWGtxT2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVUhnOTRZSml4R2F5bTZfeUNYRUpEVzd2cGR5MUhPY3VQaS1jUTBsblJnUlVEUnFQYWNXZmY5Rnlvd0pvM21lc2JpU29Ld2luWjNrb3JSWGtITUlaVVRobWRXejdzczZCR1pnUUdxcTdaanVYRjE1dFE4eEdMS2N3bjlZbWZJb2ZWVkpyWkdXc3lGREFsSnpjUjJ1OFp5Yk5wUnhpcTRCd1hMbUViOF83R1ppNlFNR0FnMllHQWdzNWNYaFZuZDlxRk8yZUg5WmkzV1Y4MWU5QlptanRGZz09 |
Which scanners did you use? If you didn’t use it, I would advise Malwarebytes. When you scan, use the custom scan option and enable detection of potentially unwanted programs and root kits. Disconnect from the internet and begin your scan. Remove anything it finds. Report back with your results. | r/rootkit | comment | r/rootkit | 2019-02-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaN18wVkhNSnhmbGFxaW5xQzJKY3RvbWhIRDlQbFpnWDc2RkUxU29kSGFGa1BMUDc0SmpPZnlBS2x3M1lRMER4aGVjbVlvMjZMbURQblViNzYxSHdxSnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGZUo0WVo3YjBqTUpHc3J3dzF0VlpPNW04WmRPZmVSYWl3dFNfWi16RUppSmRTOW5ORDhWZXJWbW1VQ0ozWGoxSFNjSExjQWdZYjkwZ0dZcG4xUXZwMExfaFlnSFZ5MExrSEN5U1JYQmExNUlwUnFKbUg5cFF5cTJVN0xBVVFGdEZ4WWFPUWZGSG9LMFZTcGp0Z1pWakFjMGt5d2EwV29nb3NBd1pFZ0hBdGlPRjNUdFdFaEgyNG9wN1o0TjhXOFRQazlrRlp0TXAxMVBNWHZKcDkzMDVGZz09 |
Dudee me too that’s the best i have, and they work well but with some big headphones you can hear the bass more clearly | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaSlJYUmhrQ3lVNUJEamlRZTBWRWc3QmN3UzgwZVB1TGdlQlRaYjhGSlFKdGhDeVRJczZfQVdvVjFadlhIS1lfeUdqZXlmbUZwQndORzgxRFM4aFBUeWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGTmVWeU13M0l0Q3VRb2EtZHUxRU1YMlR1TGNzV21GVlRTWGJPbVpKR2I3R2k2eHM0X3FkbllOV2ExWnZ5TzFIYlBQRzloZGxrOEU4c3FiU0ZYaG1QZ3F0WFlZTm1hd1dpZGMxVzNNbWdWT1YyaUlRQlJVaFhXWThadjV1ZlRQejR2TFNZUUE0OW4ya1FfbXprWm5DMTE2elQyTkxQRHU0Yk5ISlVMdndVLXJRPQ== |
I find apple headphones have decent bass. Good for cheap headphones | r/producer | comment | r/producer | 2019-02-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaUHNtQ1pQcmNyekMwd3hVYVNKVnVVdERYLWs2aVowdVVHTFFQWUxvN1lkN3lqZHZMS1k2WkE2Yi1DdFNQazVEbzU4eHNfWm8tQ28zTFhZemZ2R1NLZlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMlp3M25tVFp5dEhsZjZmbE5ZNXhSbVhfM0pnSzhQT2YxdXJrNF9WWWRtM3Z6V2FENnk4QzJNZXpjcC1xUGRJcTIzOXFNbk9VV1k2ajNiQ1cweE1MbVB3T3BZd2RndWNXU1hCSVNIcUZKRWItdkZpakxmSzZoekNkbkYxdHZuOXItR09LLURnSGtuMmJjSTk3Qy1LYmgwRF9BMFpaVm9kYUd4MFNta3dYM2t3PQ== |
so i used the one I listed in the title of the post and since I have wiped my drive I can't recall the other one I used. It was older though and critiqued as not having it's database updated, hence why I ran chkrootkit. I will look into the malware bytes. I have ran it before but I am unsure if I specifically searched for rootkits. Some of the stuff you read about rootkits being able to hide from detection and even survive drive wipes is unnerving. | r/rootkit | comment | r/rootkit | 2019-02-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaY0M5a2hVU3FpREtnREMxUlh1SDFoZ2NOc2YxamhITE5FOFhXYkh1Q29hTDR0aDJXLXVxbkhLVmlfQ1BncExrXzRNOEp0RzQyUFM3Q2psOFlqV2dIV3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUWZQZHFua1VyOWpEWC1YbS1xc3lrMy10Y2cxdXNuUFFvNDNVaVNXbjA0MlpVbV9Ubm9GWVBFZ184WTVTc2tWUXhCZE4yVWg3eHpyaG9NbHlSQ1dTT0c2V19QRWlyVWpyeXZQMVFmQ3Nod2NRWThvLVhmclFiXy1kUHdYWXdoNkg0WVptdVdGUEdtTTJUaTdVNDAyUWM2RnZPbmpLYVhxNHVHcFR2Z1lDSFlTQmNuU3dDM0RYdzVCbDBtM1lodUtpb0RXemI3Y3ZRY1VXSXFLUlM1eGhJUT09 |
That’s definitely a scary thought when you first hear about them. I would scan with Malwarebytes to be sure. Take note of anything that may have changed on your system, recent programs that you’ve installed, updates that need to be installed, etc. | r/rootkit | comment | r/rootkit | 2019-02-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFab0hHLVRPdW4tbEYyWnRsNS1CM3N1YXg3OTVtZk9MaV9MUGI4QjhwMF9FY3p1ckUtTWpVS1g4SmpqUDFKbmNBTUFMZUEyUW5makRhV0ZJWDBCUjhFSlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGWktKUEhqZU9DamNKVEUxTUF5MXBOOGItb2ltbk5QR3VDV29nNkV2UFdhLWs0WnFfOWVyeHJrRU5obVdIUWZXbThxTHktVXdBczJNSUstU3l0YWNZa3hpeWpIellnVUdrT1JCTk1ydW5rbjVkN3RjcXBjQzNrUWd5V0xwSWViRWRQT3JSSC1lNjRXVEF5VlhMWUUxUjYxQjZrOW93YWNUUEwxcTBMWE1DU2p6bXJhNV8zUlMtT01lbkR6bGNkOUZncVRESmNqMXNFU2dPcjZGQ1k2eHowdz09 |
Mike is generally a nice guy. He has a bit of a temper, but he's not a malicious guy or anything. No one likes talking to him though, and he doesn't understand why.
Here are examples of him talking casually:
*Walks into break room*: "Fuuuuuuck. What's that fucking smell?!" *Sniffs loudly* "Fuuuuuuck. That smells so fucking good! What the fuck is that, because that's fucking delicious! Fucking smells like a fucking bakery or something. Fuck!" (This is an exact quote)
"Fuck yeah, dude! How you fucking doing today? Beautiful fucking day outside, I mean really fucking beautiful."
"So my fucking daughter is doing so fucking well in school, so I'm so fucking proud of her."
This is him angry:
"Fuck! What the fuck! Fucking Mike can't fucking do his fucking job! What the fucking fuck?! Fuck that fucker! I fucking hate his fucking guts!"
This is him talking to his supervisor about the job:
"So I fucking did this fucking thing you fucking told me. Went fucking well, but the fucking machine had a few fucking hiccups, which was fucking annoying, but I fucking fixed the fucking thing. Fucking works so much fucking better well."
I once counted how many times he swore in a simple conversation, and he said fuck at least 30 times in two minutes. He emphasizes each fuck, so imagine a guy already practically yelling all the time and only getting louder with each fuck.
I'd like to note that casual swearing is common on this job, but there are literal former sailors who he makes blush with how he talks. It's almost exhausting and everyone just avoids talking to him because of how obnoxious and annoying it is. When one person mentioned it, his response was "You got a fucking problem with the way I fucking talk, fuckhead? Fuck off."
He is incapable of NOT swearing and everyone is just sick of it, but he lacks any self awareness of how annoying it is an my just complains about how unfriendly everyone seems.
TL;DR - Fucking Mike fucking drops enough fuck-bombs to fucking make motherfucking Martin Scorsese and fucking Quentin Tarantino fucking blush. People can't fucking stand it. Fuuuuuuck. | r/talesofmike | post | r/talesofmike | 2019-02-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaNV9Xei1Uc3FwMzhLLTROOHVkTXcyVDE0UzZqaEc2Mzk0eURpUjBKVlVvWTlrQ2lKem9GUWZlblplT2lLeWNxUkZSMUp6dHF0bkpJc25wZV9TZHgxeFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGdHlGSkpiTGJ3RW43STlDbS05MTVnaDFrOTQzX0hnVllBN0JEVF9aZEItRXM0dExyZms4ZC0tcEwtT2VVQ1NIemZjZ0szaF9nd1J4OVlxb01pZExNTEpQNHdndjN4WWFaUWI3elZiNDdnSUNsU2UtVlFWOFlWQWY0YmdsMEJhZ0dZUXR6TlpsTWVoRTNxc29RbTRPd3RCWkFDWWdzOHA4TzhKMHpMV2ZuYjBhYVZabFRIZEFMQURMYV9YaVpVLU0y |
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