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I'll start out by saying I've never had a DUI so I'm not just being angry here.
Anyways, this will be specifically focused on the state I live in because I know the rules here. First fucked up thing, despite the legal limit being advertised and commonly known as .08 here it is not. You can be charged with a DUI for any amount of alcohol in your system if they feel like it.
Now that should seem cut and dry right, don't drink at all if you need to drive? Wrong again! It's not just any amount of alcohol, having NO alcohol in your system can still get on the wrong side of the law. And that includes any other drug too, no weed, no benzos, no nothing in your system and they can still put you away. If they force you to do their stupid little sobriety test on a loose or slippery surface and you mess anything up they'll still put you in the drunk tank and try to give you a DUI. It doesn't matter if the urine, the blood, and the breathalyzer all come back negative. If they feel like it they can give you, a perfectly sober citizen on your way to the grocery store for some milk a DUI just because they don't like your face. And you may scoff at such a thing and say it can only happen on paper, but I've seen it happen before. A perfectly sober, albeit unbalanced guy got pulled over for something unrelated to intoxication and ended up getting a DUI and getting hauled downtown. All three of the tests came back negative and they just didn't give a shit.
So tell me, how is this a system that any rational human would devise? | r/tmbr | post | r/TMBR | 2018-10-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFadlZYZHhTb09uZFI5Z1psNnlwSk0xNHN1N3ZWNzR0YldpSERza0ZVc000ZzBybDdzVDJjLVlCQ1JWQUxXbmtVaWswakl0c0daazRVd1h6TmZDNS01eHZ1VjVFcUx3V01CZ1c4OGtQRzQwSU09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGc3I1VG1pb044dm1uVXA5ZjNUX1NPb2FjUHk5eXY0NTdiemhEeFhJMk16UEFKcHRjUzB2MWYxTjhLYS1fMG1QOWtGUDdJdmFTbzY2OHRnbHEzaWhxUnc1VXhGNjAxaDItTWYyMUo4dkhGYUE5U19TcjJOdENjYlBnYTZxZnZWckdGVUYtblIyQ1ZoQlhIS3gyRnRicjh0dWlKMlAzNlBTVThQZnloRml5RWRsMTlQZmp4NFpnX2xwSlhBRV9neEhW |
Hi guys!
Just applied to join with 3 of my accounts, trying to get the other 3 out of a wormhole so I can bring them in too if you'll have me.
I've done the application thing on the authentication website and linked my api for the 3 I'm trying to bring in, was wondering if there was anything else I needed to do/know and what the rough time frame was?
Thanks heaps! | r/evedreddit | post | r/evedreddit | 2018-10-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaaGZSeHFjSjJINjZXa19jVDlhcG9DY09SNllPVW1vY1M2Ml9PX2JfUWtJaElOQjhLY1AyVXJoWmx2R1hwdmlzVVhqVFYwd292c0tZMUs2YmFHQldFQWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRUhIeFhUc2JUZHVkalZrTWR5ZjkwZmZUdG4xTUJRdjhfb05XdGlHQm94dW1kZW43azFkQnZid3AtRzMzNGNSS0Z6dENMek82YnlBb0R5QTI4RzQ5T2FJX1pMVFVFTFJjb09tazFFS3cydGFLa3NXUnh1S3Nyd3dNQW9VYlphMGlLN195dzB3UkJpMTRDTEx1SnFNd05TdjVQdmlheTJ0M3FrU083Ulh4OGljPQ== |
Sounds like a great concept? Will take a look and hope to see Asch when the exchange opens its doors for trading! | r/asch_platform | comment | r/Asch_Platform | 2018-10-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaMHl0aG9TQlRPWTczUEE2UUZsNFROai05cC1Cd2RzLVJoUlE1TzdXTVFEbENLYmw4OTYtUjl0TFBkNThYUWRPbU9fUmUyOS0wV1VmaFhJNWM1d2VfQXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGU2Fja3E0UlJzck5xSVpNUlU1bTRzR0JQSHgtZ2xYb1hPcEowU1FiV0JSM2pvZ3JTWnVxWVlYS19jaUJwSk9VNlMwYVNCblFwMjY0MlFuN0FKdlNkN1lJblRhbjFNNHhyQ3pPdk5aVk8tV3E1QWVxNGl4NVQwV0dWakJiZm9nYWFhOG5HZjZCcFNNV0k0SENlYVlDS0JHV05MUTJOaDFmUWlKdUJySUl1YW4xQ1g2c3BhUXVHaW5LeXd3YV96TlJYRzFVaUhiREJXUUxpR2JyY2Z6QXdEck4zS2FIdHhKeVpGcGFESVY1TlZ6Yz0= |
Greetings, it’s me the big man mod:
Stop with the NPC political post from that 4chan guy, that isn’t what the sub red dit is for. This is for gifs and pics of people acting like ‘tarted NPCs not politics, make your own sub for that. I will remove posts like that from now on, repeat offenders get BANNED from Reddit.
Sincerely, Walht. | r/npc_irl | post | r/NPC_irl | 2018-10-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaT2NpU25YelphcnpqUmlKSFBKaXdoeF83dllWZDMzbUdlV3JuT3g4RUJ0WGZ5ckhqNVJsc01KTXZlcmVjZ1QzNmhrS3BtT1Rvb3NQaHBkM3hOTExXR2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGYXhpaWl2Rk43ZkJ0dU04TklpbWJPS1NNbzd4ZWsyenBCY2hPNDA4cnNsWWF6d0c4V3dzQU01bXVHeDl2b3RReHI1djlzVS10MG9SSEFpMVNDdkRoVk45c20wZWQyUmxYZGh3RWhqZmVIeG5yNEQ3Qk9sTmIzWEtMUmk1MFBBR2tVZXZFV1p0Qm9NSDdBZE85TDdmN2tySHBMUWc4N0JfOVRDR3I4TXNBdEFJPQ== |
There was nothing in there.
He *knew* -- as best as someone like him could *know* anything – the second he came
out of the deep sleep. He knew he was not John A. anymore.
"How are you feeling, John?"
He understood – again, as best as an entity like him could *understand* -- that he was
supposed to be John A., fifty-third subject of an experiment that so far had failed fifty-two times. He understood the procedure consisted in attempting teleportation by means
of base-copying and mapping, on an atomic level, the original subject at coordinates X,
replicating it at coordinates Y then annihilating the original.
He was the replica. The first one to come out alive.
Well. "Alive" was not the right word.
"I feel fine," he replied.
He understood he was supposed to *feel*. He had the memories of the original John A.,
the personality traits firing around electric in his brain, neural bridges, everything a perfect copy of who John A. was the second he walked into that room.
And yet John A. understood now that he *wasn't* the original. He had the information in
his brain – the information that he was supposed to be conscious. That from that mass of
swirling electrical signals inside his brain was supposed to emerge, magically, impossibly,
an inner life. Colors, sounds, a stage onto which the drama of life played in shapes
beyond those of the rules of science.
Subjectivity. Conscious life.
The new John A. lacked this. He understood he was supposed to have it – the memories
of it were catalogued in his brain, memories from the real John A. The *knowledge* that
life was supposed to be *experienced* not just merely *processed* was in there.
And yet the lights simply were not on inside his brain. Something had gone wrong. Beyond
the façade John A. was simply *not there*.
No one noticed. He could, after all, walk and talk and smile like John A. At work they
called him the same nicknames. With his friends, the same old jokes. He made love to his
wife the same way. Played with his kids just like the original John.
In the mornings he watched the leaves on the big old sycamore by his front yard, holding
his coffee mug the same way, all just like the original John.
But it was just data. His wife, his kids, the tree – they were not beautiful, joyful, green.
They were raw data, constantly being processed and analysed – how to act, when to smile, what to say, how to drink the coffee…
He felt a pair of hands touching his shoulder, wrapping him from behind. His wife kissed his
neck, her hot breath on the back of his ear.
"Morning," she said.
John A. stared at the sycamore. Its leaves rustled in the wind, lively and green under the
coat of the morning sun.
*It must be beautiful* he thought, the very concept of the word 'beautiful' a mystery to him. What did *beautiful* feel like?
"Good morning," he said, turning to face his wife. He smiled. Then he paused. "I should get to work," he said. "I'm late already."
"Right." Lori turned her back on him and headed for the counter to start the kids'
breakfast. "I can't believe trials are ending by August."
"Yeah…" John said, watching her. "Me neither."
"By this time next year, we'll all be teleporting everywhere… everyone in the world!"
John A. stared at the back of his wife's neck as she turned on the stove. The sun fell around her in ribbons of whitened yellow, painting the linoleum floor. The chilly air of early morning filled with the hot smell of eggs and bacon.
In the distance, the rhythmic thump-thump of the kid's footsteps reached the kitchen, lazily, sleepily making their way down the wooden steps.
It was Tuesday, and John A. smiled, because that's what he was supposed to do. | r/psycho_alpaca | post | r/psycho_alpaca | 2018-10-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaNzI4TzZWVHJtMWRnVnhpMEF6ZmlsMVNUSGhOZGU4NDYtVmNVUmg0WW5tRFo3NHIwVHhHMmNJdnJEOC1odm5NYm1VSnBPUVdiZGlCTng3bmJNcnhmbEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMm5BRktaTm1LUkhDV0JkVC14R1NkSGd2dml3ckRkQThlZFpQdHVKNW1VQ2dmQmJKVHJ2dTg1ZVAxdE50eU8xSTNUVjJucTNabS1sSjBsNC1EOVBZS292NGNTVzQ0b1F2THNhZkRQQ291ZVdpNFJPQTBQcXBHTmp5MDJFcDVjVUl4b3pzU1ZKMEdKWDlJUUZhSjRjN0hQNEhfYTRkaE5jVERwemhGdVFmM053QWl4Yk8xMFFZU2JSRlY3dVlyT3JJczdDd1p0SDZpd1BDLUcxa3ROOXlSZz09 |
[https://i.imgur.com/g6IkLZs.png](https://i.imgur.com/g6IkLZs.png) (someone has to do something with this IP cmon)
And bonus screenshot of Angela (possibly the first & last time in our lives we'll have witnessed that character in a videogame)
[https://i.imgur.com/JrCJVQ4.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JrCJVQ4.jpg) | r/marvelheroes | post | r/marvelheroes | 2018-10-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaQ2drdU56Vk1JNmlndG9zVEtGQVd6enp5VEVmQmZZdWJOMGNicHdEYjFET1pYby1MU0dxeEp5alNmZzdieG1xNXpaQ0ZDOVphTG9TTWdIa0xWaUhnRWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGbDdqc0Y4YU9GaGdHNTdUVHJaMlYyenkyblpBV0pSZlFZcS1qZXB1WGczcUNCanVzaTlSSW1sQzNHbEt1T242a2xDLVBfRm9PWmtvcXBVZWlaYV9SekhWRWpEa3NrMEl0NE1BX1B0VC1uX0Z3aHpKTWt5Q0IwLUVXR21TTjBQV2M0eHVIMURqaW5NS09feU5YRWJWdGxVNUFZVzQtZmZzM29xcmpvOGF1bFozeHhQNllvVXQ2NXNTTTNEN3lRMjlqOGc5aFBVNTF6Q0ZCSWpWZzJGUTZhQT09 |
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http://forums.archeagegame.com/showthread.php?345955-Trion-transitioning-to-Gamigo-questions-and-comments-thread&p=2712361#post2712361
Trion Worlds is no more. Whatever they had now goes to Gamigo (Aeria Games).
What little twinkle of light there was for MH has faded. | r/marvelheroes | post | r/marvelheroes | 2018-10-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaY2o0dFB3aWg5WEl2ZHFlbWk4WXJUR0hXWFVpLTBnQ1h4aVFvYVUtQWxCc1FaV250d19VbDdpNE1XbTJqb016N3FKOWxaTFZYdHJULUc3ejBsR25BOFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVUJGOXN3Vjl4RTVwekJ4eWtuTmtLMkxSU0pKd0VYQW9Ob3NKckl6bjZ2OVNzbHNwY3RpdXNMUi1VU3dnSHBPMTZkUThxYVNkX1E2SFdheDFlWkFLZXB1czYyQWtuTHhmT3YyaXA0OWU0Ukc3TWZickY1T1VVcVFpVGhaeHV6VjdwVTdKN3NzM1pJZXBRTEwyWkdZd3BmY0NYc0d4XzFKQkJkTERyTWlDaFIyZ2JSZkl4TjMwZGVMcVJfWFZLcjYxNWFsNDdsQ2ZfMDlCM2tWbDFRTjFmQT09 |
[PDF Link](https://thebiblev2.files.wordpress.com/2018/10/genesis-46.pdf)
**Genesis 46**
**In Which Jacob Reunites With An Old Friend (and also his son)**
As the last wisps of smoke drifted away from the evening’s celebratory sacrifice, Jacob found himself alone under the stars. As the evening desert air cooled down, Jacob thought about all that had happened with Joseph. What was he even supposed to say about it? To go so many years without even reaching out once? When your own father thought you were dead? And then of course there was the matter of tricking his own brothers, which was just unacceptable.
“Oh, I agree completely,” said a voice beside him. “What kind of monster would trick their father and brother like that? Like, it’s definitely on a totally different scale than say, I dunno, hiding under a goat skin and pretending to be your brother to steal his entire inheritance, right?”
Jacob looked over. “Oh, it’s you. We have to stop meeting like this.”
God chuckled. “Would you rather I come visit when you’re surrounded by your whole family? ‘Oh, don’t mind pops over there, he just occasionally starts talking to an invisible voice now and again. He claims it created literally everything in existence, no big deal. Go call Shlomo's old folks home, see if they’ve got a spare room.’”
“You could just reveal yourself to everyone,” said Jacob. “Might be a bit easier for people to believe you. Could probably have less trouble getting them to do what you want”
“Who says I’m having any trouble?” said God. “If I remember correctly, and of course I fucking do, I commanded you to go forth and spread your seed so that your offspring would become kings. Badabing, badaboom, look where we are.”
“Joseph isn’t a king. The Pharaoh is just letting him rule for a bit.”
“Don’t try to contradict God on a fucking technicality, buddy. I’ve smited people for less. If it looks like a king, dresses like a king and rules its subjects with an iron fist like a king, it’s a king.”
“Ok, fine. He’s a king. You orchestrated everything. The secret master plan went off without a hitch. Would you like a gold star?”
“No, but I would like you to pack up everything you own and schlep it all down to Egypt,” said God.
“I feel like I’m having déjà vu to the last time we talked,” said Jacob. “Is this like your schtick or something? Asking your followers to move off to some foreign land? Bethel wasn’t exactly a land of milk and honey. I know the boys seem to be convinced, but what exactly is in Egypt that’s so good?”
“Milk and honey, for one thing,” said God. “Also eggs, meat, grains, fruit and, oh, not a fucking famine that’s going to kill your whole family. Does that sound good enough, or would you like me to throw in a reunion with your favorite son? Oh wait! I have.”
“You seem grumpier than normal,” said Jacob. “Everything okay?”
“It’s fine.”
“No, I can tell something is off. Come on, what’s wrong? We can’t have the ruler of the universe moping around. You might do something you regret, like invent emo music.”
God sighed. “It’s just...you know, it’s been a long time since we’ve talked.”
Jacob nodded. “Hey, I totally get it. You miss me, huh?”
“What? No,” said God. “I’m just annoyed that I’ve been out of the story for so long. I show up, say a few words and then all of sudden we’ve got nine chapters all about Joseph. Used to be a time when I was the main attraction, you know.”
“They’re good chapters,” said Jacob. “Drama, comedy, mystery. A cohesive and functional story with character development. No random meta fourth-wall-breaking asides. People like that type of stuff. I mean, you weren’t planning on doing another one of those boring sections that lists like 100 people and their sons, were you?”
God looked at the ground. “Noooo….”
“Oh fuck, you were, weren’t you.”
“Maybe just a little bit.”
---
And these are the names of the children of Israel, which came into Egypt, Jacob and his sons: Reuben, Jacob’s firstborn. And the sons of Reuben; Hanoch, and Phallu, and Hezron -
“No, no, no,” said Jacob. “We’re not doing that again.”
“So you’ll go to Egypt?” asked God.
“Only if you don’t gloat about how you got what you wanted in the end.”
“No promises!”
---
“He’s not coming.”
“Sir, I’m sure he will be arriving shortly.”
“He probably doesn’t even care. Why would he want to see me? He was probably happy when he thought I died. One less mouth to feed.”
“You know that’s not true.”
Joseph sighed. “I keep telling myself that, but it just doesn’t-”
“With how much you eat, it was probably the same as two less mouths,” said the butler.
“You know I can always fire you again.”
“I’m pretty sure I quit,” said the butler. “And you’d never fire me. Not after you practically begged me to come back.”
“I wouldn’t say-”
“I never would have expected an apology from the mighty Joseph, or should I say, Jojomenhotep?”
“Don’t even start,” said Joseph. “And everything worked out in the end, didn’t it?”
“Sure, besides for the fact that you’re tearing your hair out over whether you’ve been disowned.”
“Oh god, you think he’s disowned me?” Joseph’s eyes grew wide. “Oh god! Do you think they sold all my stuff?”
The butler rolled his eyes. “I’m sure he hasn’t disowned you. And you have better stuff back at the palace.”
“Not Bobo the stuffed chicken,” said Joseph.
“We can have the royal toysmith make you a new plush chicken.”
“Bobo wasn’t plush. He was a chicken I had as a kid. When he died, we had him taxidermied and mounted on my bedroom wall.”
“I’m sure we can make you one of...those...too.”
“It won’t be Bobo.”
“The point is,” huffed the butler. “You don’t need to get so worked up about all of this. Just take a deep breath, relax and-”
“I’m going to go meet them,” said Joseph, climbing into his chariot. “They’re taking too long. Maybe they got eaten by a hyrax.”
“I feel like you might have an incorrect notion about what a hyrax is-”
But Joseph was already speeding off into the desert. The butler sighed and shook his head. For a brief second, he imagined Joseph finding his family and all of them deciding to turn around and never return to Egypt. It was nice to dream.
---
“Hey, you know what’s really, really annoying?” said Levi. “Going back and forth through the desert repeatedly for weeks on end. What is this, the fifth time we’ve made this journey?”
“Technically it’s the sixth if you count the two half-journeys we did before Joseph’s guards dragged us back for that goblet bullshit,” said Dan.
“Gaaah!” said Levi. “I don’t care where we end up next, I’m staying. The moment I find a couch, I’m plopping my ass in it so deep you’re going to need a crane to pull me out.”
“And we’ll happily leave you there,” said Reuben. “Dad, you doing okay?”
“Oh, fine, fine,” said Jacob. “I just think this might be the most I’ve traveled in over three decades. For once I think Levi actually might be right about something. I’ve done enough wandering for a lifetime. You all have it easy nowadays. Back when I was your age, we used rocks as pillows and had to watch out for naked crazy dudes when we traveled.”
“Talking about crazy dudes,” said Naphtali, pointing out to the chariot approaching from the horizon. They could barely make out Joseph, who was either energetically waving at them or frantically trying to shoo away a swarm of scarabs.
“I thought we were going to him,” said Benjamin.
“He wants to meet us halfway, I’m not complaining,” said Levi. “Especially if I get to ride that sweet chariot back to Egypt.”
“Shotgun,” said Issachar.
“You can’t fucking call shotgun, I just said-”
“Both of you, shut it,” said Judah. He motioned over to Jacob who had grown still. The chariot pulled up next to them and Joseph silently stepped to the ground. Quietly, he walked over to Jacob while everyone looked on, holding their breath. Without taking his eyes off of Joseph, Jacob slowly reached into his satchel and pulled out a white and orange object.
Joseph gasped. “Bobo!”
The pair hugged, with the stuffed chicken awkwardly pressed between them.
---
Later that night, the family, fully together at last, sat around a campfire and planned their future.
“I can’t believe Pharoah is okay with all of us moving in,” said Simeon. “He knows there’s around 70 of us, right? Not to mention all of sheep and cattle.”
“About that...” said Joseph.
“Please tell me he knows we’re all coming.”
“He does! He totally does,” said Joseph. “It’s super, super, absolutely, cool.”
“But…” said Simeon.
Joseph shuffled his feet. “I just need you to do me a tiny favor when you talk with him.”
“Hoo boy,” said Levi. “I knew this was all too good to be true. What is it?”
“If he ever asks you what you do for a living,” said Joseph. “Tell him that you’re shepherds and you’ve spent your whole lives taking care of sheep and cows.”
“Joseph,” said Simeon. “We *are* shepherds. We *have* spent our whole lives taking care of sheep and cows. That’s not a favor, it’s a fact.”
“I just need to make sure,” said Joseph.
“Why? Do people in Egypt have a thing for shepherds?” said Reuben.
“No, they absolutely despise them,” said Joseph. “They think they’re abominations.”
The brothers stared at Joseph.
“Then why the fucking fuck would we tell the Pharaoh we’re shepherds?!” said Levi. “That’s like going into an all-you-can-eat buffet and handing out free gym vouchers.”
“I hate to agree with Levi for the second time in one day,” said Jacob. “But I can’t say I’m following your plan here. Why don’t we just claim we’re something Egyptians actually like? On that note, what *do* Egyptians actually like?”
“Cats,” said Gad.
“Mummies,” said Asher.
“Pyramids,” said Dan.
“Oh perfect,” said Levi. “Yes, let’s claim that we are a wandering tribe of cats, mummies and/or pyramids. Excellent choice.”
“Let me explain,” said Joseph. “There’s a little place called Goshen on the outskirts of Egypt, lush and grassy, a little tiny paradise in the desert.”
“Sounds good so far,” said Jacob.
“Well, if the Pharaoh likes you, he’s going to want to keep you close, inside the city gates,” said Joseph.
“Let me get this straight,” said Levi. “You want us to purposefully act like we’re something everyone hates, which is actually just being ourselves, just so we can get shunted off to the side where no one will ever have to interact with us, basically leaving us alone in the actually secret best place to live in miles?”
“Essentially, yes,” said Joseph.
The brothers shared a look.
“Yeah, I think we can make that work.” | r/thebizzible | post | r/thebizzible | 2018-10-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaWlluR21TMjVieXJ0SjdkM2JSYWxuUjA2LVVWQ2J3NkFBYVRKcm9feElFUkxwU2duN1FsVjF0VVNOamx3amRxdm5fMzRVRGVXVHdJT2ZDMkM3STV2bVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUGxla1pJaHppaXJ4bFZXX1k5OU51NVY0ZFA2NjRBRlY2cklqanltckJNSjlVOGxFNjBMcGpoOWNlRW1GZHlpdnhKWU8wV3hHZ2kxbVdDZ29LUmhrclRwc0twcENCSkx3QjN6VTVFdnhXb2VsdHJPWGNDWHhQQkpzUUR3R0FkQlI0OWl5UWZabHJic3o5WFFCUm53UWlQZ09HVHctdm1mZlV2N2pPSlFia0Z3U3FKdGN4OThQa3phUFhKVG9nOGEwRFVRblNnbG8yOGk3dkRhWFpkNVdTdz09 |
Solo RPG play is relatively niche. As such, it takes a little work to be able to gather resources. There are tons of folks that have bravely blazed this trail already and I am simply presenting *their* findings.
There are tons of links to check out in the side bar.
You'll essentially need:
1) a game or set of rules
2) a solo engine/one or more oracles
3) imagination
4) dice or dice rolling app
5) a way to track your character stats
As I work on this sub, I'll include some better explanations. Until then the Die Heart, Wisps of Time and Tabletop Diversions blogs linked to the right will get you started!
I'll work on adding some logs from my current Sharp Swords and Sinister Spells game along with details of the rules, systems and dice mechanics I'm using.
Good luck, adventurers!
Your humble mod, Reign | r/solorpgplay | post | r/solorpgplay | 2018-10-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFabzkwQU4wX0VSR2FYNXZUbHZxT3U0OWFvdmlUNEhsOWlqdzJ5ZDlhTkZ0MzZkZ2tyYVdlYWk4cmotVVhEa3pGcjJJN3FqUFZDREpoQ1pYaFBGeXFrdnpSbURlTi1pVnlVNXhQdm1uRUJBTTg9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMzI4eE12YjdKSm4tOEVsMUR3eGU0OHk0S2VSZ3lLam5PRGU2NF9hc2FQdlZ4N3lEaVZnTGZnRWRzWURabDJ3bHl1b0ZPQlhqODRNN0tpMzllM0JvTU9YVEt3THRLSF81bHdYSVFkOHd0T0NuMUJwUWNOcVhoSGotUXdyWklCWUZKYVFuOFJQWHdmRDlfNlBwVTJiaEFHX3BlVXBxRlhGejZfWHAtVG9xa0h1eGg0N0Z3VUhWNy1HVWQ5dUozblNY |
By not excessive, I mean (more or less) exclude anything that would leave them injured for more than a few minutes, and not more than once or twice a day (preferably much less, like a few times a month, this just depends on how "new to you" the animal is. Early on it might be more, later on, much less)
So basically animals don't communicate, at least not in a way we can more than partially understand. You can't go up to your pet and say "listen I know you like chewing on things, but that wire costs me a lot of money and I'd be happy to get you strings to chew on, but please don't chew on anything plugged in". Positive affirmations for good behavior are great and I try to go that route when possible, but certain actions, say destroying a vase by knocking it off the shelf or eating your shoes are hard to give positive affirmations to. They might not chew destroy your stuff 99.99% of the time, but that 0.01% of the time can cause serious monetary/ sentimental loss. If you catch them in the process of doing so but stop them before, then sure, throw them a biscuit or something. But that's not the case 99% of the time (at least for me) and as such I need some punitive measures to punish them. I can't talk to them so I'm left with physical assertion.
More or less you can't act like animals are a part of human society and will respond to the same things we will. If an action can be corrected through positive measures, than as the more intelligent species I think we owe it to them to use that route. If they can't, then you need to put yourselves in their "societal views". If one dog eats another dogs meal, they'll fight to sort it out, and one will learn. If an ape tries to fuck another's mate (I dunno if apes have mates tbh), they'll fight and sort it out. If I was in the wild, completely uncivilized and an animal came and destroyed my stuff, I'd probably kill and eat it. Now obviously I'm not gonna kill it, I'm not gonna eat it, but say a light-to-medium smack or a solid kick? Sure.
My roommate has a cat, neither of us want the cat in our rooms. He is constantly in a fight to get the cat out of his room, he'll give it treats to get it to come out, he'll play with it outside his room, but not in, and a bunch of other things. None of it works. When we first moved in the cat came into my room, I picked it up put it out immediately and an hour or a day later he comes back in. This goes on for a while until one day I give it a decent 2 smacks while holding it in my room. Afterwards I put it down outside my room and start petting it. Next time he comes in a give him a decent kick out of my room, then again pet him outside. I did this maybe 3-4 times and in the two-ish months since he hasn't even tried to come in my room. And it's not like he's afraid of me, it's not my cat but honestly I'm pretty sure it loves me way more than my roommate/his owner. He'll constantly snuggle up to me, he'll jump up on furniture and wrap his paws around my neck to get me to hold him.
I just think animals are different from us. If someone punched me I'd be upset or angry for a while. I think pets come from a more basic mindset, they understand "oh when I do this he attacks me, guess I shouldn't do that" and moves on with no lingering... I dunno "mental anguish" I guess. It's just the way nature works (this is not to say humans at base maybe aren't like this, but we're conditioned certain ways by society, etc. etc.)
Edit: TL;DR- Animals can't be reasoned with in the same way people can and don't take physical violence the same way we do (necessarily), so sometimes it's rational to hit your pet to teach it a lesson as long as it's not overly forceful or often. | r/tmbr | post | r/TMBR | 2018-10-24 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaUkxmSXhYd3NKYXVaWkpSZEx6ZDBuSGtRcGlLMTNjN0ZhcERQTHRJeEg0dWF3RE9ORVBndzBhZmh5M00xV2huZ3NuNnhmT0VzemV4TDNlelNjN2ZKd0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGSF9UekVMRWUwLU5ueHgzdndUNThiWVRTSXdLM3JqaTVZRDF5VmlOcEJ5UUFaMERHak5ITFRDU3VMTmtOdVNjZW0yeXJKLVF4SW1DSmEwc0JYbzV0a2JhUmNydHU0MUd5Zmc1WXlPLTZWYzFOdnJjNHdfSHdUWHNnUlZCcWExS2thTXVtRVZyRGtFc2VrbUNCMVc4T2VCdk4wMjZaNkszNHlST0V2NUR4UHI1Nk1XbTNjb0pPa2lXcXBIS2hlUTRY |
Welcome!
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A Township Tale is available for PCVR headsets and standalone Oculus Quest!
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I am the owner of an IT-consulting & web design business in the Netherlands. We recently had some requests to do some tedious basic security installs for clients at home. Now one of our clients has his own Windows 2016 server for his 2 accounting businesses (it's the same owners and at the same location, they also use the same server and same accounts).
They do not trust that the previous IT-company they employed has configured it correctly so they want us to test it for weaknesses in 6 months. We already told the client we have no real experience in this kind of field but he has become so fond of us that he says he trusts no one else to do it fairly and he offered a quite huge sum for the project so of course we kind of can't deny him and he's our biggest client (twice), so we came to the agreement that we would have 2 months to either completely accept or deny the project and have 6months to learn what we need.
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So hereby the question where would one start and how do you guys who work in this field go about a project like this, I am currently still getting the specs from him but I would just love to get a good idea in my head on how to tackle this. | r/kalilinux_hacking | post | r/KaliLinux_Hacking | 2018-10-24 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaUmtGU0xKOGRvY3M0bzZMUVRtVF9wazVoVW9LR1p5WVZIdVRYcFFiRy1ONGVFVXBjb1JNc21hVEdnV0ZUUGQyV2V1VllrNmsyNFVKM2pDdk5OX2sxWmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGLXRzejFla3FKemxiNm1NUWoxYXUwU3ZhTGFwOE41ZGFQRndkWm9JZDdxN1k2VDh6Z3NzZDE5SDlNVVpnaThxNi1PNThVM3BKbGJBZFZKOXQtM2Q1VFVOQjlLT1lONFZXOU1RNWQyWjNCZW9hLW1BY0ZBWElDSEQ5aElTbGI2LWRXWDd0b1Yza0M1YUJZMDFuaTV5SUd6NjYzZFp3QkZVQXVTNlN5UEpVbXV0NWQya2lqWVZSRHRtWXliY1pTUW9J |
I'm not asking about [this closing's origins](https://english.stackexchange.com/q/464892/50720) that I understand, such as its reference in the musical *Hamilton*'s [song](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Your_Obedient_Servant_(song\)). “Your Obedient Servant” just feels bombastic and thus unprofessional nowadays, if you're not writing the Queen of England.
One of my customers, who's not in the British royal family, always closes her emails and letters with "Your obedient servant". I was flabbergasted the first time I saw it, and still literally raise my eyebrows whenever I see it now. I've been closing replies to her with "Best regards", as I usually do. We're both in England.
I've met her in person. She speaks with a standard Estuary English accent and looks like a typical London businesswoman in her 40s. She obviously isn't "obedient" as she's smart, strong, forceful albeit polite, in her dealings. Thus "obedient" feels like highfalutin balderdash. | r/tmbr | post | r/TMBR | 2018-10-24 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaWUdkOG1LWktGQ214MGhMQ1RublV4bldkTlNmYVpEUDV5Mk1hajJBb0d1ZEJOblk0MUNpUzRwZWpsVE1saGNzSzNUT256a0FJMnJSN0ItUHlkaGdLZVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMDNvMlhPZ0ZONGhXd3lKY2dCa3lTMnY2TEpsVjRPaEw0U0NsZk83cU9nNEVZS2xQd3lZTjBfdi0xRUpjbXRlLXU2RVZWUnlFUXFwWmVGeHhCQi1ZNGx6WTUxZVlxSzdyMVBKTVVyRGpYX0RWc0ZGR3p6cURXakVySzZSdzcxSXJnZ3dPWUY4TUVabGxSUjhsb3NfSUxiYkFTamJ5Rk96SEpPc3c5U0w3YkRJcE1jdlhiSExtZm9SM1Y0Sm1QZjFh |
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Industry bellwether Bitcoin had seen its daily transaction volumes fall from an average of around 360,000 a day in late 2017 to just 230,000 in September 2018.
[https://bloom.bg/2RH65S5](https://bloom.bg/2RH65S5)
\#CryptoIndustry #Blink #Implosion #Cryptocurrency #Bitcoin #Altcoin
https://preview.redd.it/7ua7eina5bu11.png?width=620&format=png&auto=webp&s=bab8de376702d75c4add79d2129d6d600524f9cf | r/blackcoin | post | r/blackcoin | 2018-10-25 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaYkZUOUVfbjB0SlA5amFkN2RFLXRaZTdTNjhmcEpKLVp0a0tYRmhvYTVLdWw5ZVB4OTJCbnl6YzJlNlUtV1FMZ1M5a3ZtRmZmeDFuMktSZEJBckhBanVNOGNOQ29CZEJEcklSdnRxVTJ6dlU9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGNDJwQWxWWGtTY21JRDVwZFRHb2dTMWswYVVnNkxoZHdYQkZtMGhub3V2VmRZd1l5TFpFQ2FlR3ZrVDlCU2U5aVNrX3RJLUg4Y3VkWnpNTzB1cVI3YWZnZ0VmblJ6YkZBdEc4eFhIZDJwQ2xXWmFLUDZxZVdwLWVkd016c01jWGwxWWp2c3p0MDNrcFc1dVhTYllLdmhRMW9mWkVMOGtUWVE3ekhyNlFCdDN2V20yWEZxQkdiX0VIMTk2T3JORVdG |
Junk | r/battlegrounds | comment | r/Battlegrounds | 2018-10-25 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaeTNpcWROVXJBdVItdE1IZ0pvQVUtV1RXZ2hlaklQckJGS1BmUVExVlJvNmpCWm1QeWpFZ1NFWFQ5TWNlSnI1Nk5za1RKT3V1VlplUFNEQk5rZE1PZ3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGdlNFMUljX0pOY1hoaldGLU9kTkJHRXNvX1hRZnJWZHhSQXo2T3AyN3V0WllucnJQeE9NWnFSR3RoWGJSZkRQbVBIdFRFQ0lFdi1Ec255VVNRNm5jWGg3XzBNdVN1OS1RM3lDMWRGM21kb1gxajZkWDBDYTZiWFlYTXRMcGVSSi1CZEZFUmQ1akU3NjZ6NEFvNENqVG45a0RfNzl3eWlFOXgwR1hqMnFrZEZRdDIwcWxfa295U20wZU9wR0pLWWtB |
[https://vimeo.com/296752600](https://vimeo.com/296752600) | r/evedreddit | post | r/evedreddit | 2018-10-25 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFacUhWci1maHU1ZExNUWZzVUFWZEE4d1YyUkVRbTl0TW91bGwwdXpGRndXN2dCNnVMZi1OY2JNMmlTYlZ0TFNWSW10bks3WngzZTc0T3ZObmpJZlNOYk81NExxWVVmdkYzVDhFRXdPdTVlTms9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGYld2TzNhaVlDZ1FfekJ5XzYwbVdUZjV5bjliQ0hfek1VTzBpWHN3eUVSNnMtYjhlbTFvbGFOOFY1ZkFFbjNnaXg1UnhHTGpTaHczMHkwM0tOMFlHM0tOWC1nUFc4Q1hYRjFWYzZvTkpuek9ya1RTdFZOWjQ4cUoyLXlSQ3d1VXBGYnVDMlY0OGU0YjVRRFdnT3J1akpjaHljVG15MkxsempEQzl3VFJRUmY0UW81aFEyWnVwRGhlTmhEdGg2Y3hV |
You think it has the best aspects of a rifle but doesnt now allow a scope and only takes suppressors? What | r/battlegrounds | comment | r/Battlegrounds | 2018-10-25 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaZzRFZTh1TVdIWlMxdGlIaW4zWDRvYnpjTFJoS0M2WlB4WUdoTml1VGRpTnU0bWU2UUFDYzBKU2VIaWtaTjVvc2NQMzBWRFFOWVBhVTMyXzBXUHdOd1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGcXdrVUpUcnpYVjBaTVVoMkx3aHFfUzNKRUE2NUVVeHlId280bGRNTGFtZ0V2dWlzTFJCQ2p2QWpVWHQyWnVJQTgxVXNFVzc3ZjlJRXEwRlhMTWxMaXZMMFlRQ0Y1RURkVE1SMVNfb1dVMkpLTlBFcG1Gd0pkRTliVTVObWNyZi1xMzdRZ1lTWnhDX3VCSVlsSTlTbWM1ekJQa1VLd2pKWGF2c3JBU3RQUkx3UXloV1RORUpEdUFZWHRFQnNCNzlO |
Ooh this was a good find | r/eebooks | comment | r/eebooks | 2018-10-26 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaRlFyZnQtVUhfaVNIVHVzQmw0SzdkcF80WHZibS1kMnd1NnROUU41MWZDYjlYWjBwcnk3OFhXZUE0UURiY21oeTl6YjRaY05fUy1JbTk1SU5tV2dLcXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGdWRaVTd3OWt1NkRpRkYxMHJCcFRjSXNfZ0wzZlEzVFhDbm5HZzNTSnBtQUMzS3pBQWthQ1djTThpRWZQVkZGRjVxTHJ1TDNsVDEwTkFiVHpmOHZkaTd5TW9VVy1QM2taRnhkS3J3N21oaXVRT0Jac0tBR3Z6aFREVjBNdWoxVEVORlpVWUt4ZUllV0Y2a2M4MWI4U2R5Y3hJcHhWS0Jabm9aVFFOemxkUHhDenNYY2x1ZVFMQVV6X3l4cHZQYWloam55b2RaZ2NKZ3hnNjBXcTVQOVJvUT09 |
I always loved the holiday events in this game, and with the extra time I got from work I will always cherish spending it with this game.
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I will miss it forever. | r/marvelheroes | post | r/marvelheroes | 2018-10-26 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaNWc3OWxPMWg4RHh3NDN1TS1FbW9MdVBlTW5KT2JlaUlxU09uWDVvYy11Q1pMTDA2MFRjNnAwSEtURWxFcHo3VEgyVTc5Tkd3QUdtbHZmXzh0aDVKZGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGclQ2VU52a2FxbjZfcEpsdkVoWi1NZy01ek9FbWkyS1NsSENvSXktS0ctaG5fNzd6TVpkNm55Z3dSeE94aVNVV25uakZvaFEzOThpNWhsY2ZtOVZKYzVIR1l3eXJ6a0ZPQ0cyNWNVdTZvc1BRdHAwUHpBVW9FZVhXZjIxcTdjTUVwbDk4dDZNc2Z4SVJpVFFLNGx2NDZUTE1LS2ZLVkdVQ1NCM3AxWDcya1JxSmtLcngtYV9YUmg3ZjlKZ1Mza0xTeXhzWUx1TDhOb0h3SEhzZDUtb0pNZz09 |
How do I fix this? I removed the folder from the source, and then completely removed the source, but Kodi is still scanning the folder I removed from the source *even though the source itself no longer exists*. Help? Worse still, it wasn't scanning *any other* files in that source, just the folder *that has been removed*. | r/xbmc | post | r/xbmc | 2018-10-27 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaRTg5ZGZrSmt5UDI1VGItckJialg4OGQ0VmtFT2JhVkFrczlsV3ZJY1ZhRkdSREVrQjNvSFhIWEF2WG11NGg2OWd2NkZ5NUNmQnBLTVQ2T2FmTlIyRnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMUR5d3hlYjFKeGhxTDdEcDRNZ0hLTVJpaXFvUXZCVWxmTzQzX0M1aDdEY2hNcFlENmtibEFvNTNvMW1Bcm8wcmhVY1FkZ2dONXRDenU5dnZLMFBlY29uSFNCa2VLN1hfWF8zS2c5dTRMNGhPejc1Vlhza0VDR3haWnRmLW1UMXFMUW5wdGRrY2J3QTJubHRTWUFIQXVLSW1CT2J3NXM2Y2Yza3drOUU5QmRTQ05jd2JhWXJacmdJcjhoWVljY3piaHk4QnNGZU1sOXl0dDVIRjl5VFRtZz09 |
Aw fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this. | r/accidentalslap | comment | r/AccidentalSlap | 2018-10-27 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaVlN2UTRDNHp1NDRQY2Z1WkxKYzJ3MzdOMjlWTVdNTkVKM19FcUoxM3NBUUtKejJXMU1FRzdLR01RZTAzdHhpaUg4RWF1ODM1dWhPOFpxUE5ZNm95bXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRFFreURhci1QVk8wRGNZQk83dmhrTDFpOG1LMllCdllwNl9YczZHYzBLVklBQjNTRTB6QWxtXzdiRUFyakVmWUY2QTk1YTRoRFlrMTZJMzdwQ2tXTEdCR0I1RzRNdThQQV9IdmNRQU1kQXNKRkp3b21JSjZ1bzgyUEtSeWRwTnR5alRlV1MyWnF1aGVnOGw2Y3N4eWJrUnMzcnBBQVhacFBObVJxQzlRRkZ4UEFybVU1bnlBMmdmV05OWmFTa3Qy |
I do not believe that the "No True Scottsman" fallacy is universally applicable enough to be usefully considered a logical fallacy, and that as a consequence, the charge of NTS fallacy is frequently incorrectly leveled because of this inadequacy.
The Scotsman in the proverb is incorrect in his pronouncements, because being a "Scotsman" (or not) is defined by the geographic boundaries within which a person is born...not by their actions or character. Commenters on Reddit and elsewhere are very often seen being accused of committing the fallacy when, for example, they defend their political ideology in spite of the views expressed and wrong-doings committed by other members of their in-group or who claim adherence to the same ideology.
E.G. "You libertarians are supposed to be for open borders and freedom of movement, but I see so many of you espouse xenophobic views on immigration! There must be something inherent to libertarian ideology which breeds racism or nationalism."
"I know, it sucks. But libertarians are for the most voluntary interactions we can manage, whereas having government keeping people out of its illegitimately-claimed territory requires aggression and is manifestly un-libertarian. The people who want stricter border control, especially based on race, are not real libertarians."
"No true Scotsman fallacy!"
Applications like this are rampant, and can almost be expected to pop up any time someone types the word's "those aren't real *X*'s"
I contend that in this context and most others where the charge gets leveled; that a NTS fallacy is **not** being committed, because (unlike a political party or a nation or a club) a person can really only be an *X* at all, based on their actions and expressed belief in the tenets of an ideology.
You could certainly argue whether nationalism is inherently libertarian in nature or not, but one is not born libertarian, or genetically conservative, or even a progressive just by claiming they are...they must to a reasonable degree express agreance with the tenets (whatever it may be decided those tenets may be) of that ideology and not act against, in order to be considered such...and so if they do not, they are indeed not a *real* progressive/conservative/libertarian.
True *No True Scotsman Fallacies* are very rarely committed. | r/tmbr | post | r/TMBR | 2018-10-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaVTdLdDcybmFmRmNSNndaa3Iweko5MWFLRzZ4dW50cEItU1V3NTJseEp2VXV5c2hudGpCTEVtWTM2Sm5IZmlpQjRzaERIN1ZydWRxM0ViLXdqczlBZWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGQ2tGaTgyNDQ3WmNYZUhGM1VJakM5UlRYMDlaRDhIQXZIaDhoRUQzZnNJNkNHUmpfaURHNEV3cG9ad1JzZ215b09GSThsUkdJMFNCWElTcFp3Q3RqN2NFQnd2M3BEV1NyUG5HZmxQdmVaMmR2OTNpd2xOU1Jqd041ekJpbmZ2cFlzemkwY0RHeGdVT0xFTDA0blkyQ2NCUGx3WTlpbHFGaEpQUE1pOTVfcmFvPQ== |
From Toronto, Canada, I'm trying to plan my family's winter getaway from Feb. 1-13 2019. Our dates are inflexible. But my parents demand on visiting O'ahu, Maui, and Big Island in 12 days, which feel adequate to them because we'll focus on sightseeing nature and scenery, and skip manmade landmarks and tourist sites. We prefer sticking to conventional, well-known destinations; climbing, all-day hikes, off-roading will be too grueling for my parents. Their contemplated itinerary is:
Day 1: Fly from Toronto to some stop (e.g. San Francisco or Vancouver), then Hawaii.
Day 2-3: Oahu.
Day 4: Fly from HNL to OGG.
Day 5-7: Maui.
Day 8: Fly from OGG to KOA.
Day 9-11: Big Island.
Day 12: Fly from KOA to Toronto.
My view is that 12 days aren't enough and will leave us wretched. [This Redditor](https://old.reddit.com/r/HawaiiVisitors/comments/9lmxkd/big_island_maui_oahu_how_to_apportion_9_days/e77ucmj/) contends that "9 days is hardly enough time for 1 island much less 2." [*Frommer's Hawaii 2018*](https://www.amazon.com/Lonely-Planet-Discover-Hawaii-Travel/dp/1786577038) recommends at least 7 days for each island. On p. 15, it states:
>Whatever you do, *don't max out your days*.
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Drunk vision. Probably drunk texting. | r/unfazed | comment | r/unfazed | 2018-10-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaekJrYmVtaG9odjBmM3dTTXoxbzFxWG9rN0VlQkVBbmJiYXhXSWp4SGF0bHZhUlM3dXFuTG42a1VQcUt0NXZYODlXaFdRVUswRFRnSUc4Mnp4UF95OVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGQXhXR0U1cG1pNFFSOXU2cjRETlVpMW44ZG8zTjBNS1RXd2piWWc4SHpnX3p6N29yenotZ0V5Q040eTBlejAxd083Ymxzb2F0ZkxIbDBVQ2tUakM3SXpscEg4N3R6Zkh5cEJDQTVnQVZCNERaU0hLZzdKT1pzUDk1LTV2SlVJajF4ZGcta2xBbXAzTmwzV3ZieXVPSTNBPT0= |
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If you have made risotto on the stove top, you know how much attention it needs- Ive made this several times and its as good as the risotto I had in Italy. so yummy and easy!!
[https://damndelicious.net/2018/03/21/instant-pot-mushroom-risotto/](https://damndelicious.net/2018/03/21/instant-pot-mushroom-risotto/)
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First let me start off by saying I do not support Kat Von Diptheria her photos just keep showing up on my explore page and I feel like she’s been pregnant for 17 months.
Onto the conspiracy:
When KVD announced she would be having a boy in [this post on May 8th](https://www.instagram.com/p/Bih_347HbF9/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1w8edxoett54i) it dates her pregnancy at around 14 or more weeks.
2 weeks ago [in this Instagram post](https://www.instagram.com/p/BopgoF7Hc6j/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=zcgf9yu0r8yv) she stated that they had 7 weeks still, but the time frame between May 8 and October 7th is 22weeks saying her pregnancy closer to 36 weeks.
Now that was 3 weeks ago. Bringing us closer to 39 weeks which is the typical length for pregnancy in the US now a days.
If she truly has 7 more weeks that baby would be popping out closer to 43 weeks, most doctors will recommend inducing at 41 weeks.
I’m calling it right now. On Wednesday October 31st 2018 KVD pops out a child all for that sweet goth aesthetic.
UPDATE: Welp guess I was wrong
Extra Edit: Just got informed this is the top post of all time on the sub. So glad my crazy could bring everyone joy. | r/muaconspiracy | post | r/muaconspiracy | 2018-10-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaSzluWnVUNUVNS1o4YTNQTnFyT2pvVjNvajdCcGtpMTJoVHU0ZDNJRXdtcGpidHJBSklOQUhTNlNNanBDRFVINEdycllVS3BtSUJzWmpoTHIzTmQ5c2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGQjNXX2RTaW41cGpqSjhlU045YU5jWjcxQXF2N25IY1dQV0huN0dhdjZTRTJ6OXNRWDFJbGRnNzVfRFBtanpMOFdCTzh3aWdVSXRXM0FwaHZNUWRnV2RGMldENFFFYlBIaUphZVNpbkZzRFFNUGx3VUJORXo5THZ0TXBMZmdJM252UE5nXzdBSEliQS1lVUxsc3VMQUdYSUJwQU1uMHFQNHFSdHVBbTJyTEc2TUtKNkEyNXRtZjRidVg4andMVVVw |
/r/AnimalsBeingDerps | r/animalsbeingpolite | comment | r/AnimalsBeingPolite | 2018-10-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaWmtLbFN1TTJ4MGlESk0zejF3ZFBJWHR6TWxDZndwQTVDQmZpNWcwenUzQWRlNkg4VmVJbDhqLUFib0ZvcVYwcGtTOWxycndudVY2VERSTERQUFF2Yk96Y0hzdWtVQVJvVk15N3A3WHVyM0U9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUlFOeFNHenlQUFU5N1I4RDd6cFIxakIyNlpfRmhlcEVXUnhOVUY1ME1RcjJkUjh6RV9jZ1B1dFI0NkY3ZkdRUTRFOEduMFAtUDEwM3YyZXNrVmxYbEtxT2o5UDMtdWQzVkZ2WGZ2VW82X3lnMHNzLUZrM2RsaFpVRm9zZEpJcnNyWlJENlUxRUl5QmpKOWtHNzFrVFNFbEFYRDlEVlF1VzVUcnoxODV5Z3l2QXB4d3pmbV8wbGF4MXA1WGRiZkZ4 |
Hello - I've been on this sub since it was created and I'm not sure what exactly is available or even what the family would like, but I'd like to get feedback.
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A friend I grew up with and was close with his whole family...his wife has had brain cancer for awhile and battling so bravely. We found out this weekend that the latest scans show her tumor is still there and in fact, a 3rd tumor has come. They have decided to stop all treatment and instead focus on quality of life. They are involving hospice now, and their doctor has recommended to do anything special they had wanted to do. She is in her early 30's with 2 young boys. Her best friend died unexpectedly of an aneurysm a few years back which is actually what prompted her to get her persistent headaches looked at, thus finding the first tumor/cancer. His mother also died a few months back from a long and hard battle with cancer so this family has been through quite a bit.
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I haven't mentioned this sub to them yet because I didn't want to get any false hopes...but I'm wondering what could be available in Maine or close by? She is pretty tired and sleeping a lot but I believe she still can do activities or small trips possibly. Her two sons aren't aware of the current news as they just found out and haven't told them yet.
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When I found out on Saturday about this recent development, it really laid heavy on my heart all weekend and while I am offering to do what I can for them (meals, childcare if needed, anything in my power) I'd love to see what else anyone here may recommend.
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Everywhere I go in the internet, there are hundreds of resources and tutorials about how to escape disasters, learn first aid, stay supplied with food and water, build shelters, farm, etc. These subjects are all interesting, and I’ve learned many skills myself. However, one thing you don’t hear about is he sociology of the collapse. Sure, we’re told to watch our backs and be careful sharing things with others or making ourselves conspicuous. But in the long run, if it’s possible to do so and conditions will allow humanity to keep living indefinitely and not all die of thirst, starvation, cold, heat, or radiation within ten years, at some point society will start rebuilding itself somehow.
Most modern post-apocalyptic fiction has too much fiction in it. You have characters acting stupid for no reason or ridiculous disasters that aren’t handled realistically in terms of how they occur or how people cope with them psychologically. I read “The Disaster Diaries” by Sam Sheridan about a year ago. It’s a great book by a guy who went out to actually learn (from noted experts in each field) the skills you would need to be able to survive a collapse. What struck me as odd was that he actually thought to learn about psychology and coping so that survivors could check in on each other and bolster their spirits so that depression wouldn’t kill them all. You never see that in fiction really. And beyond that, if the planet is still capable of supporting human life, what should we expect and how should we deal with power struggles, wars, politics, and establishing a just, sustainable, and fair system for the future? What about the transmission of knowledge from the pre-collapse generation to their successors? Should we teach them everything or mythologize it to ingrain behavioral and personality taboos into society and try to eliminate negative traits like greed and tyranny from the public consciousness?
These are all things I’d really like to learn more about, but everyone seems to be so obsessed with disaster movie scenarios and zombie outbreaks that nobody is willing to ponder the long term consequences of the apocalypse. Can anyone recommend some good (nonfiction) books that cover this kind of thing? | r/postcollapse | post | r/PostCollapse | 2018-10-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaUE9LVV9aeTUzQm8wRTQ5cTRvVF95ajIzV3hSSGlQYzZuemZVWEk2TmFNR2ZGdmQ1V0F0QzNIOVl3bGl6RmxqbzkxV2NVSHg1V2llRG1Dc3JIMzhjWWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGeWtFWUh5SG9FZ1ZiQ3RYY1o2OXc3VVlIWEpmVl9XdG5DMXNiUnc1VzBxaWtxa2VjX0ktRksyWVI5NTJpVExhSnhrdnZtbjk0RDk4UE5WY0Fzdmk1X0c5RW9rcmprN2d4c0o5MVZ6aGEyeGxTelI1SDMtTkFSZkpQY29GWGpudkU5SlA5Y2d2QjhYSEh0bFRONGNXMzFNbmVZT3MyTjBFWUowRFpidE9mUWpwVU9TdFhfb2VIOUJTZmZxSEpoSXNFYWFZMjlnQ0Y4SXgtYkprRU4xQThnQT09 |
That was an awesome plot twist. M Night ain't got nothing on this | r/animalsbeingpolite | comment | r/AnimalsBeingPolite | 2018-10-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFadzh5cl9pNi1WSTJwWTJITW9XM3dJR29sZkdKdGs2eG05REdGUWVkNDJadzhvc3NQMFdkenZpVDZHU3lIemo4V1V4VkFFUFlNVDF2TVNjZnZDMnJiR1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGNjQyTy1IRFB4c3FraWE2ZVQ1ZnBFZU5TYURGWmZmeWFQRlE4TXlfUWZieU9VRnQ5V2lZYlVNa3REV01hdVlJUEs2VXk4OFpTem1QRnhuRDZWdklBN09ocW1aam41TjNUSVNDcGxPcG5LUmI3NmZ0cHZURFg2Z0RnczdfUXJ1cGZCRVRFN2wzcHVyTmlabDBFSFZ4UFpjaEdwWEUxWmFuM0lsbkRXWDFEbU5zN1VPVVc0VDZIOUdScEFidGFjRUNV |
I just compiled 1.2.5.1 from source and when I started it up I got:
sh: 1: mail: not found
A quick grep through the source didn't yield anything besides comments and translations, which shouldn't be executed, so how is mail being attempted to be executed, and more importantly, why?
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So Monday on reddit? | r/verypunny | comment | r/verypunny | 2018-10-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaaFJmQktXSG9DUDlNeWFDdURIMEZOUEJxT05KR2h0ZWExeXlOeDVhM3U1T3V0RTB5UzBlTzZVYXlHNGxuMkxsTTJWS1oxdUlnRFZZMklESlQ2cUx2Zmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGT2preEw0eGNmcFZOMzBtNXJhNjR5VUhZVUl1Q011cF9ITGtJeUhEQWltRHdvcDFCMTlMa19iZGVDaDhEOUx5ZnhwVWRZbnA2Wk1YeUlzZ1ZhZU9PNVpQNkpBZ0tDZFAtdFNjVnFCbEUzOTk1ckxkbmFPSnlEcTNMSGdjVEZlV1YySDVFV0MxMFdZbXJ6dDlBYkVxejR2d2VzRXU5b3Z1aWJjOHRBaWpxZVZWNFVyMjd1NTQ1SktNS2VCTnA1UFJBbnlmSTcyalFxWFE5cmhWQWZGd0FyUT09 |
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Wow great article, I really enjoyed it and hope that you post more of this type of content 👍🏼 | r/soccernerd | comment | r/soccernerd | 2018-10-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaa0RPRlJvbjNGNDVoN1AxaGNVYW10Tk43LUlQQjlFWVdYbkk2Y2k0RExUUVBlNllTYXVWODFQZnp3YVVvcE50Q29TTzBqOENZemNzZ1EyTGlVSkk5RWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVDRPdFVubUVvUmh3S2tGcTBQNHlETDZkZFN1ZzN2ejBldXVTVFNIazdRR3FoWUkxbXVTWnUyaGp2VVR3cUlSRktBVXM3UEpIVUFza25DV0FMY0lpc0RoYmoyNnJMcWozVl9Vc1hLQ21rRU9maC01WFNzbnY3cVhTN0k4ZVdmVklNVkZrQWRjY1NhOEdNSmpMSlF1WmU1MnVYXzUtdU1HZDBBYTNHYXhBTTcxdUNScjFtbTdwSU8xTWdub1hOVGpYODBmd0VOQVIyTy1ScXVVYzRoNUdZZz09 |
I’m feline like this pun didn’t work | r/verypunny | comment | r/verypunny | 2018-10-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaWmZOWUdkTkZUNVV4b0JEeWZ2aElXTGI0N21zN3J0Ti00R01OckNJcEk5cXBSSkE3OWUyUWtEdUVDM0xLd2YxM3RhWGV4SGUxRVdGenB1eUw5eUlYZ1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGYUxYMGRWMllpRWpaaW5XelJhR1lhNHlqTUdYUkRlQ25Ddl9NaU9Jc3VXMkRoRWphZjAyeTRDdkxYYzN0YUQ3SDNFWUtEd3M1VDZxRkhaY1BtV1hxTFdiTF9OTkJkalZXZHRwVGQ5cVdhekd5MVdlZlFsN0c0LVYyLWZWS2dDTktYcV94Ykp0dkVGWWVuWExNWFZnZ25qN25zaE9vNGFNdC11dzdyblluZHZFUjVKTWZrTDB2U09uRlc0Q2NDdDVfLTU0eEM4TVdhVDhYTWF5b01ESGpKUT09 |
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Edit: I should make it clear that I'm a trans woman.
It's solely because of the last episode of the series where Mike talks about seeing what about a questionable point of view has merit, if anything, I'm not looking to change his mind because I already know he's set on his position, he says he wants to hear my experience and "he would like to help trans people", I don't believe any of it but I'll play the believing game and see where it leads me, I can always end the conversation when I want since this is on another account I have on reddit.
Goddamn you, Mike Rugnetta, making me try to be tolerant and understanding of people who's point of view is a polar opposite of mine and shit, I want a refund.
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[PDF Link](https://thebiblev2.files.wordpress.com/2018/10/genesis-47.pdf)
**Genesis 47**
**In Which Joseph “Saves” Everyone From Famine By Just Taking All Their Stuff**
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“Oh, gods, there’s more of them.”
Pharaoh cringed as Joseph entered his chamber, brothers tailing behind. Over the years, he reluctantly had to admit that Joseph’s famine plan had been rather successful, if a bit unnecessarily convoluted. But despite Egypt’s abundance of food, Pharaoh couldn’t bring himself to forgive Joseph for hogging the spotlight for so long. After all, who was the one who had given Joseph his power? Who had freed Joseph from a lifetime of rotting away in a prison cell? Damn it all, who had dreamt the original dreams that prophesied the whole fucking famine in the first place?
But where was the thanks? The praise? It was one thing to be “the Pharaoh” and another thing entirely to wait by the sides as your subjects begin planning a new holiday honoring the runt who was nothing more than your puppet. “Josephday” was so garish sounding anyway. And now the boy was going to intrude in his private sanctum? Pharaoh would not take this sitting down.
Pharaoh stood up. “Well, if it isn’t Joseph, what a surprise! Last I heard, people saw you speeding off into the desert on a chariot. We hoped, er, thought you were never coming back.”
“Oh, you know how the people like to talk,” said Joseph.
“I do indeed,” said Pharaoh. “Especially about you. It seems you’ve brought some new faces this time. Did you find them on the side of the road?”
“Hey, now…” said Judah, but Joseph held up his hand.
“They’re my brothers.”
“How delightfully...rustic,” said Pharaoh. “And how are they finding the royal city?”
“With a map, I’d expect” said Levi.
Pharaoh paused briefly. “Ah. I see eccentricity runs in the family. Delightful. I was wondering if that smell was from the camels outside, but I can see now it was just your brother’s sense of humor.”
“Oh, burn!” said Dan.
“Your majesty,” said Joseph. “They were thinking of perhaps moving here for a little bit, at least until the whole famine thing blows over.”
*Over my entombed corpse*, thought Pharaoh. “That’s quite the request. I’m not in the business of giving away free rent. They’d have to pull their weight. What is it exactly you all do? If I had guessed earlier, I might have thought you were perhaps a roving band of clowns, but clearly that’s impossible, as you’re not all starving in the gutter just yet.”
“I like this dude,” said Levi. “He’s got chutzpah.”
Joseph nudged Reuben. “Go on, just like we talked about.”
“Well,” said Reuben. “We, uh, you know, we’ve got some cows and sheep and such and we spend most of our time...taking care of them.”
Pharaoh narrowed his eyes. “If I didn’t know better, I’d almost think you were telling me you were a family of shepherds, the one thing Egyptians hate more than anything.”
“Funny you should mention that,” said Reuben. “Because that’s exactly what we are.”
Pharaoh turned to Joseph. “What is the meaning of this? You mean to tell me that the family of the *wise and powerful* Joseph spend most of their day crawling around in animal waste?”
“I resent that statement!” said Levi. “We only spend *half* of each day crawling around in animal waste!”
“I’m not going to allow a group of dirty shepherds to live here,” said Pharaoh. “The people would riot. The smell would be unbearable.”
“You could always toss them into Geshem,” said Joseph. “I’m sure they won’t bother anyone there.”
The Pharaoh slowly smiled. “So, that’s it. I wasn’t born yesterday, you know. I’m well aware that Geshem is full of some of the best land in the area. You just want me to conveniently give them free access under the guise of keeping them away from the neighbors, didn’t you?”
“Well, I’m sure it would be an added bonus…” said Joseph.
“For you, perhaps. And just what, exactly, would be in for me?” said the Pharaoh.
“They are my family after all,” said Joseph.
“And you think I *owe* them something, is that it?”
“Not at all,” said Joseph. “I just mean, I’d probably be spending a lot of time with them. Days, weeks, even. Why, I haven’t seen them for so long, I think I might plan to even live with them for a bit.”
“And you seem to think that I’d be willing to give this all away just to get you out of my skin and away from the city for a while.”
“Your words, not mine,” said Joseph.
Pharaoh sighed and looked out the window. After a moment, he turned back to Joseph. “So how much land are you going to need?”
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“That was incredible!” said Benjamin as they walked out of Pharaoh’s palace. “If you had told me years ago that my brother would end up bending even the Pharaoh to his will, I would have called you crazy.”
“I appreciate that,” said Joseph. “And I’d like to think-”
“If you had told me that my brother would actually have some semblance of power over a group of more than two people,” said Naphtali. “I’d have said you were mad!”
“Ok, we don’t need to-”
“If you had told me that my brother would be living on his own successfully without an adult caretaker to look after him, prevent him from soiling himself and keep him out of the public eye completely,” said Levi. “Why, I’d-”
“*Thank you*, everyone” said Joseph. “So great to have you all back.”
“Just like the good old times, huh?” said Benjamin.
“Just like the...old times, yes,” said Joseph. “But back to the topic at hand, Ben, I think really what it comes down to is that I’ve grown into being a bit of a problem solver. The people look up to me and trust me, because they know there isn’t any issue I can’t fix with just a bit of hard work and a little brain power.”
“Lucky that it only requires a little,” said Levi.
“I think you’ll see in time that the people here trust me far more than you’d be willing to admit.”
“There’s the fucker!” called someone nearby. The brothers turned to find a large crowd of Egyptians blocking the road.
“Hey smart guy!” yelled another Egyptian. “We’ve got a problem for you.”
“You see?” said Joseph. “At least *they* think I’m smart.” He turned back to the crowd with open arms. “I’m happy to be of service. And I thank you for trusting me enough to-”
“Shut it,” said the man. “I thought you promised us all we weren’t going to starve during the famine?”
“I did say that, yes. And you should be perfectly fine with all that bread we provided. Is there anything wrong with the last batch?”
“Yeah, there’s something wrong with it,” said the man. “It’s all gone.”
“What, you ate it all?”
“No, I shoved it up my ass,” said the man. “Of course, we fucking ate it all!”
“That should have been enough bread to last for three weeks. You need to space it out more.”
“Well, unless you’d like to provide us with duck l'orange, you’ll have to excuse us for eating a shit ton of bread.”
Joseph rubbed his eyes. “Alright, fine, just go to the pantries and ask for more. I’ll tell them it’s okay.”
“Great plan, boss,” said the man. “And I’m all on board with it except for one teensy tiny issue. We did that already.”
“And they refused to give you the bread?”
“Are you dense?” said the man. “I already told you, *there is no bread*. Not in your pantries, not in the country, nowhere. There’s no crops. No crops means no wheat. No wheat means no bread.”
“You could always have pumpernickel,” said Levi.
The crowd gasped. “You watch your fucking tongue, lad,” said the man. Last fellow who tried making pumpernickel got sent to royal prison over fifteen years ago.”
“Sounds like things went a-rye.”
“Can’t you just give us other food?” said the man. “I know you’ve got tons of stuff stashed away.”
“I do,” said Joseph hesitantly. “But there’s only so much to go around. We’d need to strike some sort of balance to keep everything paced evenly. Or else we’ll just run out completely and everyone would die.”
“We’re all going to die!” yelled the crowd.
“You’re not all going to die.” Joseph paced for a bit. “How about this? You all still have silver lying around, don’t you? Jewelry, ornaments, and the like? ”
“Sure,” said the man. “Fat lot of good it does for us. Not much use in having nice things when you’re lying face first in a ditch somewhere.”
“Joseph would actually know a bit about that,” said Gad.
“Bring your silver to me,” said Joseph. “We can set up a barter system. As long as you have silver to spare, I can allow you to trade it for food.”
“So...buying,” said the man. “You just want us to buy more food from you. *That’s* your big idea?”
“Now hold on!” called another man from the crowd. “This is coercion! Why should we give all our hard-earned silver to Joseph anyway? What’s he got that none of us don’t?”
“Literally anything to eat,” said a woman.
“Fair point,” said the man. “Carry on.”
The crowd grumbled and the crowd complained, but in the end, they had to admit, it was a fair enough offer. Best of all, it ensured they wouldn’t go hungry, for there was more than enough silver in the land to last throughout the entire famine.
---
“All the silver is gone,” said the man.
Joseph looked up from his copy of *Egyptians Weekly*. The crowd was back and larger than before. “Pardon?”
“We’re out of silver, so we can’t get more food.”
“What, you sold it all?”
“No, I shoved it up my ass,” said the man. “Of course, we fucking sold it all! Now we have no bread *and* no silver. We’re worse off than we were before because of you! I may have been hungry, but at least I was rich.”
“What happened to not having much use in nice things?” said Joseph.
“I was wrong. Turns out having a house full of silver is pretty great.”
“We’re all going to die!” yelled the crowd. “We’re going to die hungry and poor!”
“Quiet, let me think,” said Joseph. “Ok, there’s no more silver to give away, but that’s not everything. You still have livestock, don’t you? Horses, sheep, that kind of thing?”
“Not willingly,” said the man. “Shepherds are gross.”
“Fine then, I’ll help you out. You can offload all of your smelly animals, and in return, we’ll butcher some, keep others and have enough food to continue to keep you all alive.”
“Now hold on!” called another man from the crowd. “This is deception! Why should we give all our livestock to Joseph anyway? What’s stopping us from just killing and eating our animals ourselves?”
“Do *you* want to deal with the constipation that comes with eating purely red meat for weeks on end?” said a woman.
“Say no more,” said the man. “Proceed!”
The crowd grumbled louder and complained longer, but just as before, Joseph’s logic was sound. At the same time, they were relieved. Finally, there was a solution that would keep them alive and fed through the rest of the famine.
---
“Don’t you dare tell me-”
“All the livestock is gone.”
“Mother*fucker*,” said Joseph. “You all had so many animals! Like, thousands of them. Did you honestly give *all* of them away already?”
“No, said the man. “I shoved them up-”
“Okay, I’m not usually one to judge,” said Levi. “But you might want to have a talk with someone about your hobbies.”
“We’re all going to die!” yelled the crowd. “We’re going to die hungry and poor and without our animals!”
“You didn’t even want your animals!” said Joseph.
“It turns out life is a lot less tedious when you can watch animals do adorable and dumb things for hours on end,” said the man. “Although, I expect it won’t matter in a few days anyway. There’s nothing left to give away.”
“No, not nothing,” said Joseph. “You still have yourselves.”
“So, what? You want us to give our own bodies up and serve you as slaves?” said the man. “That’s what our survival comes down to?”
“Oh, no, I was trying to like, give a pep-talk,” said Joseph. “You know, all you need is yourself, stay strong, yadda yadda yadda. But I’m kind of liking your slaves idea.”
“It’s not a very good idea.”
“Don’t sell yourself short, I know a successful plan when I hear one,” said Joseph.
“No, really. I just-”
“Quiet, slave,” said Joseph.
---
The brothers watched all of this with grim curiosity.
“I’m going to be honest,” said Reuben. “I’m not really feeling this new Joseph.”
“Maybe we should throw him in another pit,” said Zebulun.
“It makes you wonder,” said Levi. “It’s almost like betraying him and selling him into slavery at such a young age created and enforced learned behaviors that, now, years later, he’s passing on to those under his care, kickstarting a never ending vicious cycle of abuse that will eventually spiral larger and larger out of control, concluding with the full decimation and subjugation of an entire people, all set in motion because of that one fateful choice made so many years ago.”
The brothers looked at Levi, blinking silently.
“Or, you know, we could throw him into another pit.” | r/thebizzible | post | r/thebizzible | 2018-10-31 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaM19YdTNrRFZkMGZRTDBRX25VZ3Q4VC1HbjBoVHB2RHRXb2MxTUhmSFR6WlhzN0ZvM0kxWXpUNG1WclJEYWZrbzdkc25Ucmd5V2djNEw5VjFSd1RDQmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMnNvU3Z1WE5QaGlROExsQVI1T0R3eUc1QjRnR1Y4TzhkUDhoODltY3VhRmtQSHZ5NVdzODlCai1hOWtRbWoyS3o5amU2djUyVHY5RHczQkZrR3NEdFNUdnFPQ0ZzUVRRSHVtNWdhZC00MzB3TzVMYWNvb2J6SEl2eFlhYUtQbk9Va1dQeDE2RVdvTGdoTzZLMElnYUg4S3lqdXg5YlVyeGx4VzM0REdzdDV0WGpwVmw4aDZiREppV1VfM2J4bHJIVmhPS0dvRVFJZ3JaZVVsWXR5UEc2dz09 |
The next installment of The Phenomenon audio drama is now available all places podcasts are found.
[ITUNES](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-phenomenon/id1291807221) | [GOOGLE PLAY](https://play.google.com/music/m/Ico6z7y3dt6ijishnk4gbyj2owu?t=The_Phenomenon) | [SPOTIFY](https://open.spotify.com/show/0vHlI7a7HPHW8c3NvV7GRJ?si=-jCylA5xSIiEkXCGTdJs4g) | [SOUNDCLOUD](https://soundcloud.com/phenomenonpod) | [YOUTUBE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g9nfRPewYA) | [AND MANY OTHERS](https://www.phenomenonpod.com/episodes/)
Looking forward to hearing what everyone thinks about the new episode! | r/thephenomenon | post | r/ThePhenomenon | 2018-10-31 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaS3A0VzI2anFhVFZRMHl2ZDJpM3VGLWJEOUZzSzRoZk4tcF9RNENFM0ljNHhBM2plUXZCSWxyZXR5MGhaYnhLSHJQUGdXUEs4aWFteFpBa3ZUekd5Q3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRUFhZW9jOGNPaG1heERQUi1JRlVWMEFjMUs3VzNSeTVWanRHZUpDck9QRURBekxid2Zzc2c4T0w1akc5WHMzYVRiTzJVNEdIbTIzaExodmpheDhYYUxZdl9zajlRNlhNV0VlLTJyVkNaQ1M3bC13a3BlakpXYXFPelNvU18zNWxGd2lzZFNfcEkzY1JzVG1uQW52ZTVOSHc3VzJLcVE5eUgwTkhsb1BmTlYyMHZqUFJDb3RLcklvWmhXUlJFS2FMUElrelVOWHk1LVhmMUk4MjA2TEhVQT09 |
Why stop posting? | r/battlegrounds | comment | r/Battlegrounds | 2018-10-31 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaWHdia2s4bno5YVVfTkRhNk1SanBfNklGM2x1V1pTSGNvZXFJTE42RUlzYy05blhlV1Rmb3k2YmtzUF9Mb3ZjVERkQldLRGFUOUI3c3d0VHY2ZXQ2N1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGWkV0aHZvNGEzbFlzYjE2OWxQOExIcXduQUxPZEtqenVmYW5NZXlCR0JEbDJNczRkNTNUVmJYR2kxN0FremhxZE5qYUhleU4xNV9nbVE4bjA1aHZHaGxqZWFWMHdEX0t5QktDUTlBS1FJb1EyMnRIUENTeEVzWU9oMmdTbzFVcWhYS1Q1U3RZSUNIM2syc0tRTVA5eU9VdXM2ZDlUVnZLSUFOZmUtdkt2dVE3WjMzZDRVT05XT09Rb19LX1RkX0dIVVlERzVSUnNHeGVrNFF2Y1hYSFJKS3JmLXJmYVRIbGZwdEcyQ1dwUWtCWT0= |
been busy, haven't had time to do a lot of reading | r/battlegrounds | comment | r/Battlegrounds | 2018-10-31 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaUVhVcU5QbHUzU01RSkpGU0RtTUFiZk4wSFh0RUYwbFpwQmZENktNVDBCRWNLREY5ekdEOVNsajVvRzBYWWRUZGNPaTdRdDhnZDcybTJJS2k0SzlaYjZkRkZNNFRWdndqWEVOcVFGd2RubzQ9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRmF3bGV0TzVEaFk0VjlrbDRfZzYzVTQ1WUVCbXduOUlQSWEzYWdhUkE1SGJNOVdFeDFmT2xpZm1oTGlmUXFLd05iTjVkRDB4b3V2SFpjSGhhd0h6UWw2ZC1GV2g3aDl0eV8tT0lRdTBQeFVwZHFkQkt6SFB5aWFQdl8xYTE1UHYyRTBQdTZ3OFhiTlI5cl9SbFFjSUxZanRaVzIzY1R2MG1NemtLcFBLWmwwN2gwc3R6ZFJ1aVA5YWZYN2JFc2c2TnFZOWd1ckRYYlNGUi1nd3dQU2szQmxGMHhJNUZCXzh2TWx5dWM5Rk40QT0= |
[https://steamcommunity.com/app/853230/discussions/0/1734343428031964644/](https://steamcommunity.com/app/853230/discussions/0/1734343428031964644/)
Looks like identical gameplay, if you watch LazyPeon's video | r/marvelheroes | post | r/marvelheroes | 2018-10-31 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaaUR4N0UwVGttUHVKMGlBRE9McGVlOUlpMTRPSndGbEx2OGF0bXBPZkVzMWJOcFJuWWlEWlpXMUVGZ0VVdXJneG1HUUtReWZQd09WLURORlJjUWJmMUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGZEtKSlZFLWMzeDlJODhNNV96ajNpZFJuQnhhWk11VmZUNUNZWVlqNk1LOGp1VWFHcXhMRzUxb2RTaXRmQURMdmtFX1dPRkx0MTJhcGp5V0ozcktqcmR5NmdiQWdmb1Zzc1dJY0xuekEzZF83UlNQc1pRaEZielJQOXE3SmwtQ1dJdTRRQTJ1Ui01UkRhaWFrdzFfOW5mOGwzbHMtRnJiNVZMUjgwb2wxY1NQQ0R6UDdDXzU3QUtMbmVpdUNMY2Z1Q3psZElrME1na3h6RFY0dGVzQXpOdz09 |
Why don’t you open the sub for submissions | r/battlegrounds | comment | r/Battlegrounds | 2018-11-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaRnoxQ0R1OG9KZFZSVW80LVZ1Yk50andJd2hNTjdJYlZkdXZRV0txR1c2YUVMejl4Vl9JVjZlaXZoU096M04wMkYtY2RNaXhFRUNSZHdBdklMTl9VNmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGd0R4Nkp6dXhpOWpjdm5na25SSW1CMDFhVllBOXFTLWxDc1I0OXozNXBCbFo1aVg4YTdySXdraGo4LWs1OU9IVzV1MTFra2FFLS0yejR5RlZKTUdoZE04MDNqOXU1V1ZSbEtrc3VaWTBXbWw3NWJNY1Q3NTZuVG55NnRWTVRHcGRiMmhBLWVwdjVaZkpmNWRMdm93bXdMMHBoaExCQk1fSU4wSFhEV2h3Z1F0aTJ1Q2RYU1JEeVdub3JHdnVpOE5uaVJnUi1VVU5icVdmVUlQQUhSZXV1Vko5WG9IVTJhLXk3bmNXYjJkbUVvOD0= |
Thanks I forgot I was still subbed to this | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2018-11-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaRGRUTUctR2FkYm5RTUZ0M0Jza3FTUi04UE9ON0dfb04xeDNmelVyc1NIcnR0S3BPT21CT3R2Y0hQc3FGTU9FN29QanNtZExXendOU1NzaHZ1dXFmclE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGanNVRjVwNVBRSzFFRFJ6TXBqdHRVc0tPYXF4U2ZfRE1jN19yWnFRbE9UbkE0MDNuUTA3ekxrRGhHX0RtQWUwWUVWVmYwMldOV01tNnVZbHQ1N1ZtajFtNGU4SjFXM2ZOTGV5NXNWNzd6WFloeVE1SVlEY1NfY2oya193YnlYYkVUMm5fTDB4NzBUSTFyeXZvTUh1ai03SXV3MXN5MUZuZlVLdk9YV2drY0pEaTR1ano1QTFUQl9IX3JGbXNaNE52RzAyWjJEWDhkRmg5elRMMkFkVDM4dz09 |
This abomination probably made a lot of people realize they were still subbed to this. | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2018-11-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaekNNU0hXc051Umdidy02aUNyZUxSX1JZZFp2V0k1TERjd1hfM1RBYXFZV3R6S2djUjYyV3ZDRjF1Zi04RWVSbUVGYVIwVzU2N2VaTkppeHNXMEc2LUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMFdDbVhoSzVBMHpiblljbnRMcWN2U3Z0QVQ2bmRVQXpGYmRpX1ZLM0lBYWN6UHhjN0plMDVtMFlJT0phX1FOa2hqdnlBdkdJclFTWkk1dmd0MTgtb2kwaDhxTkZFdmlQQTJFMGRIalJZU0hFYk13a1FrLUdRVWlJZ2hKaW9ybC1xTmhpVlFMSjFNWEtHTi1Rei0wc1VMRnRiT1JweGxZVWlVUExzZ3J4a2VOam54V1ZOUlZxRXZTYXpIMjE4Y2szZzFpWWJxdU1kYlpvbFlMWWNzSnFBUT09 |
That didn't go well, did it? | r/battlegrounds | comment | r/Battlegrounds | 2018-11-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaOXRiUk9OanliTlBxVm1IUGd3dGpYclh2WC0wX2plWW9mV0NUQ0tKVDdXUWVGTXh0NDlILVQ1dnRRN3hKSkpqV1FxeFhCOGZ0NmpUVXlPNEphWUVheWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUVd3Q01XSllyYWpDWHNhT25EampMM1I1bi1OeVB4bkdtdDRqMFhpS1ZBdVRkNFRtY0tmdzVsVWx1S0pKZnUtQ2RNeGJweU9tb29JY05jV09XQ0owVjdObmhKeG94Q3NtM2dQTzQ3QWFHZVNtMVBxNlFFbkV6UXJDMFFJM2ltUkFBb2s0c0JUWHZmR0Z6WXVrOXM5ZWlFXzBFbDlPTlEzTVFSSWNMeWpZZmp3aDJqWV9XNUVCS3QzQjRoTGVGM0V2TFNsUGhCclVkNkdtUzVGMEN3aEFqQT09 |
( ರ Ĺ̯ ರೃ ) The great war was fought and lost. For every donger raised, every moderator who flung their banhammers, every denizen of the chat who once lived here, they have all gone. This place is dead now, and mods and dongers alike must band together in solidarity to survive on the scraps. Oh, how I long for those olden days where the conflict was never-ending, for at least it gave life meaning. ( ರ Ĺ̯ ರೃ ) | r/raiseyourdongers | post | r/raiseyourdongers | 2018-11-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaa2Jxd0pQck53Tko2XzRTeEpMVXZMWnRFcGVDd1R0ZWg3dnNXQnV0QWYzMm9idzVVc2ItSVZ5QnZxUWFMUXNESlR2aV92bnM1NHJaem1FTm9GbTZFVEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGTV8tbHE5Zi1jVGNPcFg3UV95djRVN2I0U1BaTGpqOXYxWmFDU0IxVnpYM2h0OURGMjBsMzhvZV96aWo1UUFFUFZSSzRqMmg1YjZ0UExROU43azdOUXhuSkZ1aXc0MWkzTmJxUWtxYWlITVdvTFpaY0ZJVVBBVVJNUkZ0WEVlQUtKT0RUakt6T1lueWpTTGNuVTVJTjdKLU5taFJDVm5xY3hPbXNQa3ZiTjRGTW51NmVJeEUyUC1WckhMRnZQWU81 |
So I have this portable router I got but dont want to pay to use the internet especially because I travel and it's my life line. How the hell can I get it to work without being stuck paying to use something that is everywhere. | r/hackedgadgets | post | r/hackedgadgets | 2018-11-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaOXZUVi16TVFjeTRxcExjU0FDOVB1Wk83bkdfcEhlNWhfTzlhMklPNFRSbGcwYXNqS2kxNFdrTFd2NV80MmFFcVdSUjg1cm5fN3drcmVhY0NrVXhwVGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGdXVseW9BSy05SDlvUnJJb0JfUEdpSXlqaU1uN1JiSWpjZTNtZ3RjdVNBWVZCLTZMLXBSQVU0ZDJFSjB2ZFhFNWptbjNxNlpHU2NFN2xXcUs5ZnVtOHpjVk0zUzlXRFlBX2lXTnFocXpvZXY0Z05ZMmZScVdpdjBtTnQ4c3VXNE5FQ1FSczFCRGxLSlBQd1pMZUZZNU9jVDJqZmxreE5QU256Y3pMVl8zcnlrPQ== |
No worries! | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2018-11-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaX1J5WndycGRfZGdoQXhuTFpRaVA3eWhjakFFQ1NwcWZObUtxYjJmWWo4cUdhYjFON3BmaEpXSFdhbDNIVGstTUtqMEVzRk0xcEdEc2hPTS12MzlNbHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGTHR0ZnZkQnNHYm05UEhabVZ3MW1IZmFlNWJ6eGVlT3Q4N3llb0dtSFE1TzVGbzE5NUNBWERJOGs4MFVaOGlkNUhQbDJjSG9KZTlZMmhWMUdZYXpRQlRXNnFleVlCOHk1TFJHVFJ5dUMtcDAzYWFtMGF5RmpXZ0NPZGJSMFcyTXNZcHEtR1Z5T2d2XzZ2MHltOFZOQkNPOTZqSERZQ2tMQ19VdWVZNXVlWk1rZkZoYzRGUzBjVXQ4dU1pZGViV0ZIUE96NEVOV0c5WUIxTC1UNXExdVFMQT09 |
>(Both sides do this shit)
*Ughhhhhhhhhh* | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-11-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFadFRDcV8xNUNCdndEVFZiN1hrZkQ5V1EwNGhwWTJqbWNwUjFGcjRlRlhmZEx5RFBHbEd1UDhaZ2pwckJoSzFoTzA0cFlJWFMyc0NRYms5dl9JUTRNQlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRV9ETF9sclY0N2V2dTFKcllxWTlDX29OVmp2cjhmYTZkQXpLYzhVUDNQZGVIUEM0NXFHSFdZbm96Q3RXUTJFa3IyTkxqLW45SHc1aHFkeF9ZUFk0YlJLM1dna3hESWJZbkNmVDNJb3R4Vm1qZFpHRDZmSFRGRlVUWnQwUmdFcGNNODZmWXBCQ1F4eC00Q0hlT1RiWVZKUzd6dmlKZUtwNFFKN3VxQnRqWlpBeHRkd0pVdHk3YVZhNW1DSFpraHMyWnJqeTNZZUFjdFJyNVVvbkNFaVpLZz09 |
r/ChekhovsDitch? I'm not sure, but this really needs to be crossposted around. | r/accidentalslap | comment | r/AccidentalSlap | 2018-11-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaR1liSUFsWThPSWxtQkItZUxMenByUlJTSFAycGh5bGgwTEhfMzJpdlk0UHQ2VFY3MUxGbDBrMU44M3JXNVJrTy1FSGhVSGtNekZ6YmRsaW5EX3JPb2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGZ3VEbElGWDFiZG5Gb19xVnQ3eWFOMGYzdS04VUl5ZUQ5VjhiaXJBbGxva3NGLTVvdTBrRGFLeHhsTjlHOUtoVUZFSDlabE5FMFhLMjVIckFuNm40STdFeEltTE9ISlFZdUdjOTA5ZEtMSG91V1NoSVlkdHIwekZyZzNCQnBzSFVBTW52dklhLUYtci00RllVZ0FkemwyRl81SzdYMm4weUgtc3c5ZXlYMFVvSHd0aC1GT24tM1JYOTRiQjJTSWtX |
A great lesson to be learned here- take the victory and go. | r/accidentalslap | comment | r/AccidentalSlap | 2018-11-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFac1ZqbXdJOFluWTl5bHNxSy1CYVJEREJHbDFjeFJMWFhQM1JwbEVLWXlOVFB4V01WaTFQaWFDaHpLVzlaSlh6WXlYM3UwczdNQThfZ2pRTjYxYXBaQ1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGOUJEZXpNWERvMWZEaHhFVHZobC1nUDNwSUZnMTg2YlRITWs2NFJnUVlDRU5HUHVlS2tJWklUVF8wMGVXR1VWRTg3aHRLeWxnUEdVeHF3NkJLYkJXQ3hORWJNbnNwRFBXY1dtZmZjLU1FTlNiTVAwdEZEOHNpLXBPUzVXNE8tUDZVNFVoSFJCVHl1TktETDItaWhlaVBDU0I1M0laRDRMejI1TVZUVzNRZkpNS2tkQlYtS2hJQ3RGbXppQ2JFcnVF |
r/enlightenedcentrism | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-11-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaVDFJVTVrb3dqam1yaG5QMjduTFJRX0RoYW9GTW1vV2UzQWxvQkxDWnJiSVBiSVppSGtnT0JCd1RLUHo3S290bUZWVlZFamI3WEJCYXMzbEU5eVcwN1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGSHltOEpmUWllSlFNS2FDM0UzLUVtNGFHazRIUV9aTzZKcDRKbzliamh0Uzdra2ZjTW0wcWg0Q05LREl0NmFENVQzTEt0LW5BOFZlT1E5ck9FM0g2azZ4SnVpNE1lbE9oX1FxWU1qaGh0Z0d3ZmwzcC1lTXpOdXdlRml3eDM1WlN6Zno4ZDBtd1FKeGpFdnIxQlhnSTlTUGRQS25pdkRKd09XZEJ2N3kwNldKcFBvemx4bmt6enhPaDVWNHBRRmo0aUtrLXEwLVBRZ1JnaC1OS3ZUNHZwUT09 |
uhhhhh | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-11-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaNFhhanVyb04zWk9ZdWx4cHVkclhHTnFBZmZJeUgyc1hwZDU3MnR0QTVGU2VyZy0wX0dwdGNqRjBVR0hXQkNkZ1I0RVpjYTA5dzV1bzJPUnRHOERBZWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGR2R2SXVFdGw0eTR3WGh3UUJMaWdyY1ZickhoX3RFbjZCRDFmaFpicGRzSjlGd1JuRC1UanA2aVVhQThWZl9iWVk3ZVgtdS1kYjlySE1NdkwyYmVBNVVGU1FwcjVQWWRfUEN5dk1vZWFQSC1WRnRReWNQR2ZYVVZVcFR2VnUtbFVqY2Y3NDJGMWYzTFlQbHdVdE9ZcG44MXA1LWhsYWw3OENSR2lhQWJORV93UWh2VUtBcGRSbERLbS1KVVRYS2hERHN3NDktbm12TGRJcW5jWkpLS1lCUT09 |
Most of that volume on Bit-z was fake to begin with though | r/asch_platform | comment | r/Asch_Platform | 2018-11-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaRHl1NnRabEdnZzVMekFHRXd6UUZFUW9yVXUwTDFzYTR2QUFsbW5neHJYbjl3Q0dmbkwtU0dzM28zUVFtR1BsRjV2a0plQVo5bmFJWlAwdGhZM2FmRWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGa25wVDhGQnpDQXo4RWNBd3l0ZEc3V3ZUQkN0WUhFOUZITW9IUFRJTkJxUmpEamdFZk5pR2ZnYzc2dFZfX00wT0dUM3BiUlVzQzZrODF1blMtS2hSczNiVXkwVDFhZXplZWNKeDc5VnFDWGU4V1BHcVI2MHZJTnNoZ0dYeEctZjVuczR2clRjUW5wMU9IeHpJNHZCU09iUFRQdmJLSWpRNUFUcnVwOFhjZ2FXbGNKTV9qMEtkS1VQRlU0WGp3WEFP |
Some info on me: I'm 23, M, a leftist politically. I live in the South, specifically West, TN. I don't have many skills. I'm of slightly above average intelligence, overweight (not obese but definitely far out of shape) and mentally ill (OCD, GAD and major depression). There are probably some other things, but that is it so far.
I want to know what I should learn for the coming collapse. What skills would be the most important, what items should I have, how I should start spending my money. I probably won't put all of my time and resources into this, but I want to start. I am still going to enjoy, for the most part, my comfortable modern life, at least in a new way, as I am also seeking out ways to lessen my impact on climate change and the like.
So, any advice really would be great, on either what I can do now to help prevent a collapse, and what I can do when the inevitable happens, whether it be 15 or 30 years from now, sooner or even later than that.
I hope this doesn't cause any eyes to roll, I'm new to all this and it seems like there are experienced people here, so I didn't think it would hurt to ask. | r/postcollapse | post | r/PostCollapse | 2018-11-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaWVI1bEJLdHNmdHNqRTdVY0lpaFRMdDFlMUlFSHh1dHJ3MTBELUFKU0gzSFkzbzBqdUtYRkxVdU94R1RDQzlHUTlIbUFnR0d2WTg5U0hSak1jN09sTWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGS3htdHVQd09yQ2FLS2s3bjdoQkFfN0hzc2Ryc1RwcXRrbk9SR2ZOeVZIUXdvYTFBX09GM1dFcDRET19kRVdLREl6YjVHdzlGZ2RCNTBQSVNaakp0cDdBT2ZSVlhyRGRIOGdEUEM3cW9Rbko4RmRMdm1IZUtqWVFiOTc2anFEWEJrMUZaeExEdllJeHRwQXJNZ05WUWM0VjNqdDBrMEpQODNUQ1M2eGhTS1p2SkM1WFA5MEZrM0d2dEhHczgxX1BLSFpvT2dFLURjNXVJaTBvdG5zUk5YZz09 |
I have a jynxbox with xbmc installed, is there a way i can replace xbmc with the latest version of kodi (im a complete newbie at using this) | r/xbmc | post | r/xbmc | 2018-11-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaOS04OFhWcEhqR29ndTRmV3B0SWVvSDRua1VEdHd5QXpZRnd5RE5GUlY1ZmVPRkVHZEVRaS0zaTBkUFh6YnVOWXBFUGhST1NKTktialRSQ1JpRUFSWGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGanMtSU03ZHJ1a2M2SVNDazc5WlJYMmpMaUVlbm5YcThyemNCUVkxMVhXcnhSc1NnUVBSMWRGdDlMZDQ0dzFLTWoySHptZ0UweW9YWGxKT0JZaVk1Q211OWNadVd1NTV4aXV6WXdqNU9SVFIzZnU1UWRqZWhTMFhKaEVFQm0wMktpQ1VsdkVQWVFLU0paWDRMaXlvQ3lDcHl3YUhSVW9sYjF2SGlLdUI4Z29rPQ== |
The most dangerous martial art | r/impastabuildings | comment | r/impastabuildings | 2018-11-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaUUVVbUlnTk9fWkUyQm9DeUJ5TnlGdVZHVVJJaWtfdnNGQUN1OVhDcHdUS2NGb2dOMzN3TlFsa1RFcHZmMUhNRUNKMWlsellZZ21Yb2NsdmpqbC04OXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGODFTUWVMQzdvb0lvU1VvU1QtZGZWaEkxVHF6a0JwdlRmVUxQTzh1N1FBSVE5WkZxQ0xKaWZHRFBIeTdJYjdHWnlwMUhsVTJQN0dhOFdjc1UzZTAzSS1XRHRiUTctdW9XLXdmTEU5NXVxYWt5bkZuM1ZLdl9jcFJiZUJ0TGNtNHhLWXN6eVBIOGNMc2ZkTl9qNW84R0xmcGlYeTdodUtDdDc2N3k1UnpwbVh4aFQ4bVZGcnZxUXRvUGp0QWRyMnZu |
r/OddlySatisfying | r/impastabuildings | comment | r/impastabuildings | 2018-11-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaOGVtOFlxQlRXV05IdmUwN3lnMDhCcUR1UTRWRFJMQTAxUHZfNnVwendQWlNKUlBMLW16amM1YlAtNkpCY2d0SnZlYmlWMWhvSlFVTTVxa25Oc2tXMHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGU2k1UExoc3p4d19UNTA4ZGFOemxEM2RYc19LU3pVd082blBpNUJpVFEwZ0VHZmNUa1R2XzluUENlajcwTW5OaEtENFJLeWw2SjZFaURzbkxBTzgzTzMwcFJtY2ZxaFpjbGdTWllNazFrbXpXaTA1QWFKZml1T01MdHQ1dVVGNUZDNXFIUEVWbzYtTW0yZGdPUGhfdVJiSHZuejV2N3ZyQTFOSVA5OHp3SS1kQW9ObVF5SGVqSGNOODZkbkFqakNl |
Impastabuildings rides again! | r/impastabuildings | comment | r/impastabuildings | 2018-11-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaUTNzLTlJemxzaHJpektLVnZydmkwcFVmNmZkb1Zpc3U4QUFTYUZwandXRGdFR3lnd1lJN2NTekFoY3kyekpPY3I4Mi04anpoeDJuSHRsc0JNWUtWRFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGSi01V2RaZHJYSE1Sc1ZId0RXVVFzU0x2NW82RUN1NDVKaEo4VWc1d1ZIaDFfWFhTOXphR2VmM1lhb1RibGxYQjZSbmV1el9OS0lSM1dqRjVfNlEtb1E1aTNJekJZcEgzS2VmS2RLVVJ6Zy1BNVVBYktjUGJzS1Z6VTF2R3lycFFPcjQ2RmNtV3FXYk9DMVBGRlRVaGcwTjBOcG01YmhPM1Jjd29iTTNNRHdpaDBhMzlMQ3FVZ3JTSUUyLXBaUjY4 |
The impastables arrive! | r/impastabuildings | comment | r/impastabuildings | 2018-11-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaaUFZb1JLWUZtcVcxcG9qZC1uYmdHWVFGTEc1TzNuRVRKMTBhUzFuMGdrcmJ1V3c3WUNodVhuclRGMDRuMDNRM21sSnprVlYzeW9uV3dQVi1HSUpFMnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGQWozOWUzUmdQQ3V3WHlGTjVFcGM4SjZVVEhvM0hkNUh2YnlVb3llNFEydjE4c2V6cTM5Mk93RlFJZkVtakdpVUd0UXZWUFpSVEdyRFdUb1RPSWVTM3ZuSmUzSUFJRnVrN3ZScXd6WGpyX3ppUk4zMHJ0cW9kbTVDa2ZKVXNnNmh3YmUtUWdwM1B4UmxRZEV4elZ1aEFuYnBpZUlXYzNGN1I1R1k4TEs1THRTZUhIQXJwWlFIWFNnQ2l6dmg4Y1ow |
What am I doing with my life that this isn’t part of it? | r/impastabuildings | comment | r/impastabuildings | 2018-11-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaX0hubHNEUkVDZVh6d0dkX2xlQ2Z3TDFlRDhpV21FMHhlOUp1dEkzVFVOa2lEVmZZeFJQNC1WODJHZGtSbE1wanZBSEw5U1ZzNFI2QlF6VVJ6czYzZUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGWml4TXl4NnJxcUVCQU5JYnpCcFVpQ3QzYmFzYlRjb2RFeXliUmdTODZLZnRvUGZHb29GVE9jRGJoSVFISmRMY0t5ZkxtNEwzRE1yaU5VdkZyRDhKMng0WWtCYmc0Vi1BNkdqMGpkbjg0TlB3VWF0WUZzdkVTR2pjbXRHdjEyNml3a1czYXZqM0x3Q0c2eGV0NUdaRW5vbkk3UkdIV3I4VEtyQjJWSzlhVndQMzMtWVktZmxWODZoanNJNm1NYmZY |
I completely forgot I was subscribed to this sub huh | r/impastabuildings | comment | r/impastabuildings | 2018-11-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaX0dPX21nM3MyZGtwcHFKelI5b1I3aHc5ZFROQTRjZzR1QnZEX0hFSnliNHhwUkEzVkEzU0RoWXhqZnktT081RGFWTGtfQTJFU0Y4WVVUZlBscGRoX0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGT1BTUFVZVnVWcFcwM3c1M0lZNXZRS1Z4TWIzbl9rTDF0cjRzODJaT0pyeU96ZG5nLWotUE5BVzluQkhzTUZkRnUzQTZHczhNS0I2Zm9wRnFtYzUzVHhCS1RFVXptOFU0MnJNYzFLZnpBX3hNVkpKakJwNlVKVlZiRGo5TWhBSWM3N2gxMEJueWhzVV9XOUlSLXUtVVhfcDZDdk1uVFlQUUw5VHExQWpKQlcxYnB4UEFNQzNiOEtLNXNVZWZNUnkt |
I posted here the other day on where to start and didn't get much of the information I wanted. I do a lot, I'm a multi-tasker, so I thought I'd ask if there was a podcast I could put on that could teach me some things on prep for the post-collapse.
I'm going to start a workout routine to get into shape, shape up a sort of bugout bag, buy some basic weapons and hopefully start down the path to learning scavenging and gardening/farming. It will take time and I'll probably do it all as side hobbies to my hobbies but it's something to appease my anxiety! | r/postcollapse | post | r/PostCollapse | 2018-11-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFadmdySEk3VGh3RTF5azdNeUpTbHR4ZVpLRVJCYWlYdnBNU1VuVlJ2OXdpZjNaQVRkZnZpSktZQzBzaTFDVGdxUm9OSkVmZzl2b2VLZm1TM09MVFFHQWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGa3kzblVkZ25zckdBbVNpUGllWGVRMFBHUXlSdzVYZXFrZ1Bnc2F3NWFuMktvM1NGb3VjcER3ZVlsbk5BbGdabEFSc0JYZVVVbEhoNE9LeFpPajBRdnVzdDdUZV9jYTVYbnNzamdoVmlyc2pYRUJXWGh4QWRTZjhZOWxhUmRvVzJDWHhRNWRFLWJSQ25OajBRY0FDRWZmcDMtcGcwR211OThDZjFqdnU5Ti00dmZBR2FXNGZGanVncVZjZU03WjluNnNieEhiYkJ1Q18zMUZyQnpVV2Vydz09 |
So I was 8===✊===✊D💦💦
And (~° ͜ʖ͡°)~ ( . ( . ) on u-pron
Suddenly my mom comes in 乁( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)z
She shock ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͠°)
And I’m like ლ(ಠ_ಠლ
And in comes (ᵔᴥᵔ) 🐾
My hands up ლ(ಠ_ಠლ
Doggy sees wet D💦💦
Sudden licking and my eyes (΄◞ิ◟ิ‵)
- - -
This was my story ＿〆(。。)
Thank you ٩꒰๑• ̫•๑꒱۶♡ | r/raiseyourdongers | post | r/raiseyourdongers | 2018-11-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaSzRQSUpvMllQbEgydWNqa3ZhNDZaMEZlUEk5S3BvTFFpa3lOMHlMcFA2dGZwYVNya1Z2bjg0SXo1YklMOU55UzVBQ1pPVVBjeWNCUkFJend4eXh5U0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGTWRZN3JncnVBYXE2Tnc0cFp3dndManpBamF5eWgzRGtlTjNmSFZXOXlTUzFUMEt3UC11VXpCYnlWOHVvMmM4SGtNS2FwQXp0aGt2V0dfbjdSdXhXUFRaa1RFam5OVWZxMFJWR3hwWHdLck44WlFLRE5NTWdHeFR4ZEdNb2pCYXRqSWZuTG1pMU9XVUluT1NNNG5WcmtNSjNSbVZxVThDRHpVeV9iakhNWVc4PQ== |
[buzzhole](https://voices.clickhole.com/if-otzi-the-iceman-were-alive-today-he-d-be-a-democrat-1825123946?utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=SF&utm_content=Main&utm_source=Twitter) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2018-11-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaLWxjNnJldkpCdXJTYkY2TUVIQzd2ckczVlJDZVFIcWpVUF9NeVIxMmVLak01WTFSbElzNnpRaWxyM3drQk52TVFGZTduU3VWSGxuMWU0RnpFYWxZN0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVi1fUjZNUVE5cjdkMDdMRGRneTI0ZUI5NHNaQUVnZ04wdVB5OUhiMXBVcFhVd3FSV2QydnlOWFBwcHhpU0tBOFd1NHZqcW5ad0k3ekF2Z2p2UFVrLTlveTBjaXRiSlR1ZnRrQVpmU2xBaFV4WnlCQ0RzOFdLVVRWd0Y5cTdOd1ZzM25ZY1hxdmtwZzJfX0s0QVdrV0d4dmMyTEV6cmxfMW9EQ2ZxRHNIQVFZZnN1ZVNobFhIcjVVV2pOWkZXZXA4emMzbUxKSUxYbXJwdXJBbnJmc0JTQT09 |
The pastanon | r/impastabuildings | comment | r/impastabuildings | 2018-11-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFacUY5YURYQzVacjNaZ0tOeUstU1hlOGtmTVVyVy1LWmZaXzNvMUlVZ0VyWDNMSVp1akVQQU5obUYwejlvaTFwQngxLTd5eW0tWkpYWDF1R3RtU0xoMWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGbVhhMXo0R3paUk9Rb20zeWJGWVRWY3dPZ0pOeG1zR1lkZzVrZDdLdUpCYmhMVjNQR0xqOWJIUzZVRzdZUUFIZXNTdjBpQ3FSTWFRaXdsekdwek1DOEd3SXo5MEI0WEY0MXpkVUwza1hMNEpzQUl3b251ajBWMUJaMXVrM3Q2S3hQN3BLUnFEZ1puZGpIMS1TdmlEMUN6MlB0cUV6SG9nV3EyZzBqSm4zem9rPQ== |
BUT (Democrats/Republicans/Millennial/Baby Boomers) ARE RUINING(insert women's rights, life, the environment or anything else). | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-11-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaSVlZRWpyMEI3NHM3ZWhBY0w2WlhJOWdtcXNvdFdCV2pld1d0Qm44U2dHVDU2TVIzUFh4SHVYVmR2STBPYjR4cXdZVmFzTHFKNHJoV1cxOVFMZHBuTHFnbFpjdUNlQWRyckNQQ3NmOU5tbGM9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGd2NrSUpzU3pmZjFPTEZpOTBKVjhXamEybENsODdFSmtRdDVRT2w2dFY1dHpxNFc4LWduWVlBRGI2cWZoZXktVWJoRlhQRC1IdVU2bDBHUVpEdWltX1d1dlFrSnJRZEUwQzE5M2JPTkdkMUdGb053UV82ZktsWHBpVUMzd2VQSnVMUjFtbzFJeUlJd2pma1V4eTdGLWFSYmx2ZmdJSmRveWlxWGlWM0hfbzcweFVPUURWZjlJZWFXakFKaXVWcjZxYmh6djNvcE52QklfRXdQQ09sMThXZz09 |
Which exchanges currently have the highest average CPX trading volume? I am using Switcheo, but am wondering if liquidity is significantly better on other exchanges. | r/apextoken | post | r/APEXtoken | 2018-11-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaUEZHNmNCVVB0UHNzRUQ1TjRFQXlqdktOWEduLUxoYkloOFdBSHNoa0RNajNBdDBUdjk3bnZJUlF0NFJrMDQzdExPeXh1OHV0ZVRRcU9fc2NQSnkwVkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGS1dyVVViZG45UWdCMUF5bkpUVW9Ddmc2STBTX0R4c0k3UkU4NU1uUldKZWdWaF94VWNzVXd4b2paOFc3c2d5cExPRXJ5cDFxeXp0X2Z3VXd6bERHQmd1RFE4NVVzT2VwNUJlUmpoaGFCUWtNcGx6NjBldEk3ZVZiSFJ3T0ZfNS1zSVA1TUJ0S1dyaUpDREtLU19jcHRRNG9jTUFQVEw1ZEFUZXgxR21SeUttcEdpcjVvamJmOXpDODJhd2w3MmdD |
I just got a job at a vending company first time working in the field. I use a Dodge 1500 van to carry drinks and the food and I'm trying to find a good way to organize my van to make my job easier. I want to do shelves or something but I'm not sure if there is a better way. I do about 30-40 machines a day at a college. About 30ish cases of soda, and presorted snacks in bins about another 15 of those. This might not be the sub for this but I wasn't sure lol. Can provide pics if needed. | r/vendingmachines | post | r/vendingmachines | 2018-11-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFabVh4NGJQNGNrSm9Eblp1dW5GdWJQZjNLVG0tZFFlY2RxcFVKZktmTTlXLXk3RUxvQld2RDJjUEp3TzFGdE01aEIxYXBhX2VDWU9PY0hrajdOS1gzUUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGa2RoWng1eXp2TkR1OGREbnJNU3lfWHdzS2xkYkpwMTZtZ3JSOFFEVzFaTll0c3NMQTFDRlVVb0F1RVFKR3p4NWd2OWtYZmhnMHFRcmQ5VEV1VkhfRjJyay1OVl94djBVZDdsREJRczVmUjVTeGdpVGNxWU1LZkhUa3NWNXU0LVNlWmFNc0pEMW9aZ1pMNDNpd0Rva3lPTjYyN2Zpb3RIQmdpRm8wQkYyaUhzPQ== |
Greetings /r/TMBR!
I have previously posted about this idea on this sub before [[1]](/r/TMBR/comments/8repwd/the_right_to_die_is_the_best_shot_we_have_at/) and have expanded it into a long FAQ [[2]](/r/TimeToGo/comments/97wrjq/cmv_the_right_to_die_is_the_best_shot_we_have_at/) with input from /r/changemyview, but now I need to fill in the gaps as to how it will begin. I am trying to argue many things in this post, but mainly:
If our "humanity for each other" is expressed:
* It will break through many important deep-seated cognitive biases
* It is a principle that we can use through the "bottle neck"
However, our "humanity for each other" is not expressing itself very well, and I think the right to die can give it a cold-start.
The theme song for this post is: [Ten Years After - I'd Love To Change The World](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyaFeDlJJAk)
#### Introduction
The projections of a negative future does not need repeating here, and we are looking for solutions. The socio/political option of a collective realization is shot down, for reasons including, but not limited to:
* We are playing the blame game and cannot agree on who and how to punish
* It's not affecting me right now, why should I do anything about it?
* We want someone else to change while not inconveniencing ourselves
* We cannot win, so it's better to get more for me and my own
* We can't do anything about it, but you've got to live your life
* I'll be dead by then, so it's not my problem
* I'll believe it when I see it, and we'll know what to do when the time comes
Having an 'attention action' horizon of at most a few years is deeply wired into us by evolutionary pressure, because that perspective has so far given us the best chance of survival. The problem is that the extinction of humans is not palpable, while poverty, hunger, police abuse, politicians corruption, among other things, are completely palpable. People feel those day to day, while in contrast to climate change and other similar issues, we may know it's going to get bad, but without knowing how, we have no idea how to react. We do not seem to be able to fix the problems that we created, leading us to draw the conclusion that evolution did not make us smart or ethical enough to solve the problems of our own thinking.
We can see issues of developing countries wanting what the West has [[3]](/r/worldnews/comments/9q4fy8/teen_climate_activist_to_crowd_of_thousands_we/e86ub0m/), so, in my opinion, the lesson is that any change has to come from the top: in other words, the West will have to make the first move. As an example of the trend, here [[4]](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10-16/how-climate-change-is-trapping-cambodians-into-modern-slavery/10377982) is an instance of Cambodian farmers unable to reliably work the land so must contribute to being part of the problem of making other people being unable to work their lands in order for their own survival today, while having as much children as possible because they need cheap labour and to hedge their bets because they could die of famine/war/disease, which are more likely in the future with climate change.
If we can show that some action P leads to solving overpopulation/overconsumption/overproduction, and that one nation starts the ball rolling, maybe it could lead to other nations doing the same, because the citizens would call for it. I'm trying to show that there is a last hope that can work for P, which could lead us to try new emergent strategies to run society, and that is by bootstrapping our "humanity for each other", just as rugged individualism bootstraps our "survival spirit". What could possibly be used as a bootstrap? I'm arguing that the right to die can.
Nothing short of a global enemy like an alien species can unite the humans. Unfortunately our monkey brain isn't good at equating that things like climate change is the alien invasion. The good news is that I think there is a global enemy that we can choose to implement, and that would also unite us against the common enemy. It's a tricky paradox to unwrap, but I think the right to die can do this, and not because of mass suicide. What it should do is institute a predator, but also give us a balancing scale and a mirror, both of which are tools that we can use to measure the balance and identify the predator. The predator must be instituted for the plan to work though; I don't think it will be enough to have the balancing scale and the mirror.
#### Stage 2: Bootstrapping our "humanity for each other" with the right to die
It is often stated that a biological species without a natural predator will reproduce unchecked until its resource limits. A predator has the ability to "go in for the kill", and as humans, we seem to be the masters, the apex predators of this world, because of abilities that are sufficiently distinct from other animals. No other species has come close to these abilities, so we have remained on top of the food chain, and thus have great difficulty self-restraining our over-everything habits. If we want balance so that we are sustainable and "live in harmony" with the environment, then the right to die will insert a formidable foe.
This new predator will be like counterbalance, but what's difficult for me to explain is that an efficient/guaranteed/peaceful method of suicide should be allowed legally, but not "supported" socially. Then, there will be forces that are encouraging the suicide; here is an example:
> Have you considered the implications of suicide in a for-profit healthcare system like Americas?
> If suicide is a legal option, why would my health insurance pay for a lifetime of therapy and mental health medication when they could just lead me to kill myself and save them money?
> Even if you want to exclude health insurance or assume there will be some kind of legislation preventing this, depression often comes with the feeling of being an unworthy burden. By legitimizing suicide as an option, wouldn't it be more likely these depressed people kill themselves to save their caretaker from the cost and hassle of dealing with them? I feel like this is already a factor in some peoples decision to commit suicide, but at least now suicide is clearly shunned both legally and socially.
There is a common trope about doing anything to save our loved ones, fight for the family, etc; I've recently heard it said by Rose in one of the Star Wars movies, “We’re going to win this war, not by fighting what we hate, but saving what we love.” Everyone has different things that they love, and if they love it, then they want to save it.
This force that I call our "humanity for each other" is a factor as to why suicide is shunned socially. In the above case, people who "feel like an unworthy burden" will experience others try to save them on a case-by-case basis, as they are currently. The difference (after the right to die) though, is that they must respect their right to die, so if people really had "humanity for each other" and want to save their loved ones, they have to look to the forces that are encouraging the suicide and "fix" those: in our case, going after for-profit healthcare and "feeling of being an unworthy burden". So then by "fixing" the encouraging forces, you won't just be saving this one individual but others as well.
As an analogy, the right to die will erect something like a scale in balance, and we can identify the forces that are encouraging suicide by the forces that are tipping the scale - something we can't do very well today. The forces that are tipping the scale are numerous: on the one hand, there will be forces that are encouraging people to kill themselves; on the other hand, there are forces that motivates people to say things like "the suicidal who survive their attempt usually regret it, so we don't want people to kill themselves" and even this variant I call our "humanity for each other". If "every life is precious", and the right to die is respected, then our "humanity for each other" should be going after the "genocidal murderers" so that no one kills themselves.
But suppose someone doesn't have this "humanity for each other", or has biases like, "I'm doing everything right, they have no reason to come after me", or "if it's not in front of me, then it's not a problem". They may believe that they are an apex predator with an impeccable survival instinct, but, if the right to die is respected, they will also have to contend with the new predator in the environment, so if they want to survive, they will have to face the encouraging "kill yourself" forces, and do something about those.
Now the issue is identifying the predator(s) - are for-profit healthcare and "feeling like an unworthy burden" really the murderers? A suicide opens up a can of worms, and reactions are all over the spectrum. Everyone looks at a suicide differently: some empathize, some accept, some reject, and some can't stand to look at it, and it is this quality that makes a suicide analogous to a reflection from a mirror. A mirror is "agnostic" though, meaning it reflects everything thrown back at it, so it's difficult to predict the end result of reflection. However, we can extract a general trend, and I'll take for-profit healthcare healthcare as an example, but it could be other things.
A common retort of criticisms is the pot calling the kettle black, and one eventually admits that they are part of the problem. For-profit healthcare is something consumed and in demand, and one "must have" it, never calling into question the systemic effects of our individual choice. "We can't do anything else" or "I don't want to be the first" are some justifications for not wanting to inconvenience ourselves of privileges, among others. So, given enough reflection, one is lead to say that we are "choosing" to keep the murderer alive.
What can one do against the predator when they don't want to inconvenience themselves? They can begin to think of removing the right to die, but this removes the scale and the mirror, the tools which we need to identify the predator and keep him in our sights, which would put us back at square one. So if the right to die is respected, one will have to deal with the predator, especially if they have a survival spirit or a semblance of a "humanity for each other". If they don't want to inconvenience themselves, they will have to do whatever it takes to make the predator not a threat. In essence, the mirror shows that we are our own worst enemy, and the predator will hopefully unite us against that common enemy, so that we will learn how to live with ourselves.
#### Stage 2 (Again): In other words
##### Wait, what?
How will it work? Once the predator is instituted, other parallel mechanics should also be put into motion, namely the mirror and the balancing scale. All that I expand on below should follow from the dynamics of the above three.
To be clear, it's not mass suicide that I'm arguing for; rather, that no further suicides are necessary because there is already a past history of suicides to reflect on, once our "humanity for each other" is alive and well. The discussion leading to (self-)reflection is the goal, not the act of suicide.
To understand the strength of the predator, you have to imagine it as if there were no lines drawn, so that it can swiftly go in for the kill, and human nature is free to react. If you draw a line at no one, suppose that were removed. Or if you draw a line for the terminally ill, suppose that were removed. Or if you draw a line for the 'curably depressed', suppose that were removed.
Against the predator that will take either you or your loved ones away, what strategies can you employ? Broadly, I categorize them into four: live with; kill; starve; and tame.
##### Living with the beast
This is what we are currently doing. The predator bootstraps our "survival spirit", so it stays alive and instead defers the consequences of its actions to the environment, as modeled here:
* human (passively supports) predator (defers externalities to) environment (leading back to whatever useful life is left, which is) human
With the right to die, the predator will finally have teeth and test between the environment and humans, and see that humans are an easier kill:
* human (actively institutes) predator (that goes for easier kill, which is) human
By instituting the predator, it will begin to divert its attention from the environment and make moves into human life. This makes the threat more real than an abstract, future existential one. This turns the predator away from eating the environment to begin directly eating itself, biting the hand that feeds.
Now against the predator that is encouraging you to die, instinctual biological action is either "fight or flight" and if you do not choose flight, then you are left to fight:
##### Kill the beast
The first instinctual strategy is to fight to kill.
The predator will encourage the fighter to kill themselves, and due to the mirror, the fighter will also encourage the predator to kill themselves. I've already given the example of health care, but there are an innumerable amount of encouraging forces, both direct and indirect, including, but not limited to:
* "The elderly and/or sick are a burden and need to kill themselves"
* "The 'degenerates' are a drag and need to kill themselves"
* "You need to kill yourself for being (part of) the problem"
* etc, etc.
The predator is like a creeping evolutionary Red Queen, and due to the mirror, the fighter acts out the roles of both the rabbit and the fox:
> "The rabbit runs faster than the fox, because the rabbit is running for his life while the fox is only running for his dinner." -Aesop
##### Starve the beast
The clever strategy against an indominatable predator if you can't kill it is to starve it.
The fighter is still fighting, whether due to their "survival spirit" or their "humanity for each other". By trying to cut off the predator, they are trying to find out who is sustaining it. Eventually, they come to find that the predator that is coming after them or their loved ones is kept alive because of the individual consumption habits because the fighter depends on the predator for their privileges and conveniences.
The Red Queen continues to exert pressure on everyone, and so the fighter continues their fight because of their "survival spirit" and/or "humanity for each other". As long as the material conveniences are available and still 'chosen', the strategy of starving the beast will leave one in this loop for many repetitive iterations.
##### Tame the beast
The looping done while attempting to starve the beast will lead the Red Queen to incrementally exert more and more pressure. If we can't kill or starve it, we are lead to tame it before it kills us.
Here we are, caged with and by this juggernaut of a beast, and we seem to be driving it so hard that it seems certain to either crash or break down, and yet nobody really knows why we are driving it so hard at all - where are we trying to get to? However, while we think we have a handle on the predator, it becomes clearer that we are just keeping the predator alive, and it's been argued that we aren't in the driver's seat after all [[5]](http://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2018/01/dude-you-broke-the-future.html). The predator will see, "oh, is this what the market can bear?" and resist a new normal by asking, "how much more can it bear? It can bear more, right?" because it is just as clever as us because *we support it*. The Red Queen will want to break through any equilibrium because it has bootstrapped our 'survival spirit'. The situation isn't hopeless though: what I'm arguing that can tame it and give it a counter-balance is our "humanity for each other", but it is expressing itself quite coldly right now.
It may seem that there's no way out of the looping done in the previous starving strategy, but fortunately our "humanity for each other" is also concurrently bootstrapped. Since it might need a cold-start, the bootstrapping will likely be rather unprecedented (just like the rugged individualism of bootstrapping our "survival spirit"), but once expressed, it should hopefully lead everyone to self-reflect and to the realization that "we have seen the enemy, and it is us", leading to the question, "why am I fighting against myself?" Here is a linear representation:
> Right to die -> increase in (awareness of (potential)) sucides -> looking for the root cause -> general societal self-reflection -> radical change in consumption/production habits
Nothing unites the human species like a common enemy (take an alien invasion as an example). With the right to die, the predator becomes the common enemy, and with our "humanity for each other" bootstrapped, we are then able to unite against it.
##### The balancing scale
As a more illustrative example of this tool, the right to die should work as a balancing scale as envy is to this primitive society [6]:
https://aeon.co/essays/why-inequality-bothers-people-more-than-poverty
##### The mirror
The mirror is a machine that provides the means for reflection and self-reflection. A reflection is difficult to trace, not to mention the innumerable forces that encourage one to kill themselves, but I can offer an example of both types of reflection.
Consider the social norm of "so where's your house and two kids?" For rhetorical purposes, I will call this a "terrorism source". Currently, future parents are psychologically abused into wanting to breed, and no one seems to do anything about it because there doesn't seem to be a power to go against cultural norms. What I'm trying to say is that there is a power that can fight the terrorism: terrorism itself.
Think of this reflected force like this:
> terrorism source -> parents
Some people see events in the world and take them as signs that they don't want to bring a new child into the world. What just happened here was self-reflection. Some people aren't like this, and so we arrive at:
> terrorism source -> parents -> child
Now with the right to die, you can then add "child -> suicide" for some cases:
> terrorism source -> parents -> child -> suicide
If the parents loved their child, they would immediately see the force reflected back:
> terrorism source -> parents <- child <- suicide
which they may misinterpret as "blaming the parents"; indeed the terrorism source may also take that stance, but that's not what I'm trying to say. Hopefully, some parents, after self-reflection, may finally deflect and direct that force back:
> terrorism source <- parents <- child <- suicide
#### Stage 3: A new operating system
##### Wait, so my punishment for my actions is that the others want to kill themselves? Great! More for me and my own!
The tragedy of the commons is frequently brought up as a final barrier. Although I haven't studied in this direction yet, from secondary interpretations [[7]](/r/collapse/comments/9nk4e5/neoliberalism_has_conned_us_into_fighting_climate/e7nr4ww/?context=1), it's claimed, by Elinor Ostrom and her work with collective action theory, that people in real life can and do overcome the tragedy of the commons. The way you do it is by creating a system of rules (i.e. "institutions") that punish people for gaming the system. The main problem, though, is that the people in power don't want to give up that power or change their behavior. I'm proposing that the right to die, while not quite a direct punishment due to incorporating self-reflection, should qualify as sufficient as a single instituted rule.
Once our "humanity for each other" is bootstrapped, then we can install a new 'operating system' (to borrow a term from the "Exponential Altruism" proposal [[8]](https://medium.com/exponential-altruism/exponential-altruism-a-strategy-for-a-new-world-e3ad56794434)) on top of it. But, this raises the obvious question: who will decide what direction? The right to die proposes a natural principle: since we cannot currently decide top-down, we experiment, in an emergent manner, ways to live. Then, if the citizen doesn't like the direction, they can be encouraged to off themselves, but if the experiment still cared, they would do anything to not encourage them to kill themselves. This is the metaphor of the balancing scale. If the people in power did not want to experiment, and still respected the right to die (this is a reason why it has to be instituted!), then if the citizen offed themselves, they would no longer have power over them. This is the metaphor of the predator, imploding itself alive.
If "every life is precious", then what kind of society would not encourage someone to kill themselves? I argue that this is a meaningful question, and I think its answer is along the lines of those espoused in "What must we do to live" [[9]](https://www.the-trouble.com/content/2018/10/14/what-must-we-do-to-live):
> We have to want a future for someone we’ve never met on the opposite side of the world.
#### Stage 1: Instituting the right to die
If the predator will do as outlined in Stage 2 and 3, then just one action is sufficient to lead to a cascade of actions. All the questions about overpopulation, overconsumption, overproduction, etc, reduces down to an initial one: how to institute the predator?
There are several barriers that people have against supporting right to die, including the 'survival spirit' and 'humanity for each other'! Along with the other pro-choice arguments, I can offer a few more:
* Some people think our civilization is headed in a suicidal path, and don't want to experience the pain of such, so would rather check out. We should give them that option. I model this individual perspective here:
> individual consumption (supports) "the corporations"/standard of living (which leads to) unsustainable practices (which leads to) Bad Things™ (which leads to) despair/suicide
* To maintain our trajectory, we are gambling by expecting future generations to develop saviour-tech, while the same trajectory is stacking the deck against the future generations all the while. Against accumulating odds because we are unwilling to change our trajectory, future generations should have the option to fold.
* Nature has no rights; it's either do or die. It's also been argued that evolution has not made us smart or ethical enough to fix the (abstract) problems of "our" own making. But, if there is nothing wrong with human nature from the perspective of evolution, we should lift this idea of "do or die" into the space of human abstractions, namely rights.
As well as my previous argument that it will affect overpopulation/overconsumption [2]. But in the context of the new predator, why also should one support?
* You are selfish and only care about your own? Good! We will need people who can fight to the last, because the predator is formidable.
* So you have an optimism bias and believe suicide isn't an option? Good! We will need people who want to save their fellow human.
Lastly, I haven't studied this angle yet, but I think it's relevant to the non-identity problem [[10]](https://aeon.co/essays/should-we-take-ethical-account-of-people-who-do-not-yet-exist) and could be (part of) a solution to it.
#### Problems
There are a few initial problems that stand out on first glance:
* Anything less than legal and expedient might not work
As previously mentioned, you have to consider this thought experiment as if no lines were drawn. Discussion on suicide methods has a strong taboo, and the taboo has to be lifted for this to work. I think the legal way is the most effective to raise the quality of discussion levels. Another less effective means is to end the War on Drugs, but while the means are "available" this way, the stigma is still there, and the knowledge, rather than being *out in the open*, will probably continue to be censored and not considered.
* The predator might be weakened
Without a guaranteed/peaceful/effective/always available means of suicide, the predator will lack the the teeth it needs to get us out of our comfort zones. We will also lose the vital instruments of the mirror and balancing scale. The predator will need to be maintained so that it is able to affect everyone simultaneously, through the bottle neck and beyond.
* Where to draw the line?
This is the main question of the current secular efforts throughout the world today. In the context of this argument, where you draw the line will determine how strong the predator is, and how strong you want the predator is influenced by how much time you allot for us to unite against it as the cause of (percieved) existential threats.
* Religion
Related to the above, the religious will want to maintain their stance of drawing a line for no one. I have a few cards to start a discussion with the religious, but it depends on if the secular right to die for all will work or not, so I want to focus on the mechanics first.
#### Conclusion
We have thought of ourselves as apex predators for far too long; we should learn to fight with a predator that is just as capable as us. The main hurdle is of everyone realizing they are the problem and that we are all in this together, which I believe and have hopefully argued that the right to die can accomplish. Bootstrapping our 'humanity for each other' is not a complete solution, but it provides a base on to which to build a differently run society, one that answers the question: what kind of society would not encourage someone to kill themselves? The stamina for this challenge we already have; we just need the tools.
[1] https://www.reddit.com/r/TMBR/comments/8repwd/the_right_to_die_is_the_best_shot_we_have_at/
[2] /r/TimeToGo/comments/97wrjq/cmv_the_right_to_die_is_the_best_shot_we_have_at/
[3] /r/worldnews/comments/9q4fy8/teen_climate_activist_to_crowd_of_thousands_we/e86ub0m/
[4] https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10-16/how-climate-change-is-trapping-cambodians-into-modern-slavery/10377982
[5] http://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2018/01/dude-you-broke-the-future.html
[6] https://aeon.co/essays/why-inequality-bothers-people-more-than-poverty
[7] https://www.reddit.com/r/collapse/comments/9nk4e5/neoliberalism_has_conned_us_into_fighting_climate/e7nr4ww/?context=1
[8] https://medium.com/exponential-altruism/exponential-altruism-a-strategy-for-a-new-world-e3ad56794434
[9] https://www.the-trouble.com/content/2018/10/14/what-must-we-do-to-live
[10] https://aeon.co/essays/should-we-take-ethical-account-of-people-who-do-not-yet-exist
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I use words like "should" to point out weak points for people to chip away at, and for me to find out what I need to defend more. As always, the devil is in the details, and I need help fleshing him out. I don't know much about collective action theory and the non-identity problem, so I'd be especially interested in pursuing these ways of framing the problem. Thanks! | r/tmbr | post | r/TMBR | 2018-11-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaa2pZRXZWZkJUOXFZVUJucG5EbEt0VHpja2s5MkZ2Si0wTE5mSHAyR3pxclkzTV90QUoyM05IQ1JRaFhKOTl1N3VfSnAydUZwU05EUTZGc0V0c0dVcFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVWQydHVZc2pUXzUyYWphVFRjbUM4M2pMWm1EODQyOFRQR3hubmloazBZSnBxV19IYkxDeHhaZlpSYUdLTTFnMTRuc1NweEFzdXhWT3ZSREVoT2RhWTM3T2VmUjl3RWtUVFFIUlZfR3FfS1ZDTVZfTVNKTXlVM0pqTTJibl9mWDlUQWJudTB1UTNCT191QWw0NFkyal9OLWRiMzZsUGF1QThvV2s1djZBUGVaeEtjVGlPTlVGb3ZNTE84ZWRIWXl1 |
Longmire and crew attempt a rescue. Angela and Lucinda discuss the Tall Ones. A familiar face reemerges. There's a commotion in Henry’s bunker.
You can find the newest episode of The Phenomenon on [iTunes](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-phenomenon/id1291807221), [Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/show/0vHlI7a7HPHW8c3NvV7GRJ), and all other [podcast apps](https://www.phenomenonpod.com/episodes/). | r/thephenomenon | post | r/ThePhenomenon | 2018-11-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaOFJ2bUZOeUF4QUdJRS0zVEZVcmFrTVo3M2YwY2o2OHZqcW9KejRnTlhYbXBJc1hqUm9Qb0FEdm5LWkVQNmRWT0F4TTRka05BMGNNQmY5dTFCOXRoTWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGekJVa0RRbUFmemFRbXpVMUdmTWFiZHMtWVAtcENxM3NNTE55UHJwOTByNmNhcFViUkZUcDU0enhCWXBrS2s0cGYxWWk2NnF0Yy1VUXpzVmRTQUhJOURrdThnTFloRldFUkFkQUpsUHhfb1FvMzFsTng1Z2pSTEpXUVdZaHR2X254OXBsb0R5LU0wczdlM1ZGRDVlNFNjY3pINjdIdWZpbk5tNldBY29xdUprRDlSYzJoLThnNFpqRGE0MUc5R3FpbHBaOWlITVdLZnpxc0ZpdFd4dGI3dz09 |
Multiple shot, officer down and transported, | r/live | post | r/live | 2018-11-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaTzJSU0J1YkZpTG1JOHZYdXJFenRrSUhvRGl5cG1pcl9IckViTWRxUDFVcEtLS2xfTWttbmoyOE1vdW91U3B4MU1kbTFzMXZzSE5keF83UE5jZW4ydkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGdGI0VjVRS3dkZDRLaGQxUlN2V3RhSkFVZEtHd0FZYVI4NHgxX0hEdC04UUtpNHBwZFd0ZmRZcGY0M2pkS2N0YmRzbFVOaVgtNER0NHY1c2J6U2J6bVdCLTBaTjJTLXEyN2d6U1RPWjYteVVxR3F1aTF4SUFsUHJSX1ZjRjkwVURKam1mV21oTG5MRk1kQjJHeG5tRmtkM2Uxbzk2OE1QR2JQeTN5bWg4YU5ENkJjVWdVR3RqYjdDSTg1YnF4Y2Jn |
David Brenner was an American stand-up comedian, actor and author. He's gone now, but I remember a story he told that fits here.
Brenner said he was riding on the NYC subway one day and happened to be sitting on a newspaper. Another rider points to the paper and asks 'hey, you reading that?' Brenner was at a loss for words. He stood up, grabbed the paper and handed it to the guy. He was surprised he didn't have a come back.
Brenner said he thought, and thought, and thought and finally came up with a proper response. The next day he picked up a newspaper and got on the subway. He opened the paper and sat on it. And waited, and waited. Finally, someone asked 'hey, you reading that?' pointing to the paper. Brenner said he stood up, turned the page, sat back down, and said 'yes'.
Gone, but not forgotten. One of my favorites - comedian and story. | r/staircasewit | post | r/staircasewit | 2018-11-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaeVZXaWhBSk92a1h4OVNPeC1senBpT19DTUsyUTMwZU5FX2lCZ2Z2dGR4bGpBTXlGNzJMeko5U2UzQWE2TTlzSHFIMFJKMy1DT1FqaFYwaWZPUkFpWkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGX1E4NzZaVExicU9fcnp2UmJPWVpuZlczSUNSeUl1aDhmTFV5THg2WWRybjd5a2c5YXpHcWtGYmFvc29yeFBuNmpvaFk4WER0RVplTldXajN5Yngtd3pYeHlManl0RHpyQ3kwSG80ZGtuTjV0MTVjdU1Hd1dWeFdiUHpLeVFuZi1IX2ZkdEFSNVNrQmJpb3oxSTMtMllxTnFRdi1uelBzODVpaG5YeUFta3hjPQ== |
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**Genesis 48**
**In Which Joseph Has to Deal With His Super-Embarrassing, Super-Dying Dad**
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“...and so now you would just carry the two, and add it to forty-five.”
Ephraim looked over the notes Joseph had written down next to his homework. “Dad, I don’t think this is right.”
Joseph frowned. “You don’t think your pops is good at math? I know it seems that I’m “too cool for school” nowadays, but I was a pretty big nerd back when I was younger. I can handle a simple bit of addition and subtraction.”
“Okay, but this is for history class. Those are dates.”
Joseph stared closer at the paper. “So they are. Are you sure you don’t want to maybe add them up a bit anyway?”
“I think I’ll pass,” Ephraim took a deep breath before continuing. “Have you thought more about getting your eyes looked at?”
“For the last time, my eyesight is fine, Manasseh.”
“I’m Ephraim.”
Joseph paused and squinted at this son. “Have I mentioned how similar the two of you look?”
“He’s years older than me. Dad, I’m worried. Manasseh is worried. We talked to Uncle Levi and he said that Grandpops has problems seeing as well. Maybe it runs in the family?”
“Grandpops is over 130 years old,” said Joseph. “At that age, I’m surprised his eyes haven’t fallen out of his head by now.”
“Why don’t we visit him and ask?”
“Oh, are we going to visit Grandpa Jacob?” said Manasseh, strolling up.
“No, he’s a very busy man,” said Jacob.
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen him do more than sit in his chair and complain, “ said Ephraim. “Maybe fart a bit.”
“Yes, well, I’m sure he’s very busy releasing all sorts of gasses from all sorts of holes,” said Joseph. “We can’t just drop by unannounced, especially if you’re going to bug him about his health problems.”
“But if he’s so old, he could die any day!” said Ephraim.
“He’s *fine*-”
“Hey!” said a passing messenger. “Is one of you Joseph, son of Jacob? I’ve got a message for him.”
“That’s me,” said Joseph. “What’s the message?”
The messenger unrolled his parchment and scanned it over. “Looks like your dad is dying.”
“Grandpops is dying?!” cried Ephraim.
“Now hold on,” said Joseph. “Let’s hear the whole message.”
“Sender said you’d paid for it. Whole message costs an extra gold coin,” said the messenger.
Joseph sighed and handed over a coin. The messenger cleared his throat. “*Dear Joseph, I’m dying. Thought you should know. Love, Dad.*”
“...I want my coin back.”
“No refunds, it’s not like I can unsay the message,” said the messenger. “Sucks about your dad though.”
“Dad!” said Manasseh. “We have to go see him!”
“Damn right we do,” said Joseph. “Can’t believe he would send something like that collect. He owes me a gold coin.”
“No, I meant, because this might be our last chance to talk to him.”
“Oh, sure, that too.” Joseph turned to the messenger. “Can you send a message back to him telling him we’re coming over?”
“Sure, costs one gold coin,” said the messenger.
“Can’t I charge it to him?”
“What, and risk going all the way over there only to find out he kicked the bucket? Then who would pay me?”
“Fine,” grumbled Joseph, handing over another coin. “Ephraim, get the chariot ready.”
“I’m Manasseh.”
“Today you’re whoever I say you are. Let’s go pay Grandpa Jacob a visit.”
---
As they were arriving at Jacob’s house, Joseph noticed that Ephraim had been unusually quiet the entire chariot ride. “Is something wrong, bud? Worried about Grandpops?”
Ephraim looked down at the ground. “I killed him, didn’t I?”
“If you did, you’d be one hell of an assassin. What are you talking about?”
“When I said he could die any day…” said Ephraim through wet eyes, “The messenger appeared right after that. I must have accidentally put a curse on him!”
“Is that what’s bugging you?” said Joseph, hugging Ephraim. “Buddy, three things. First, you can’t put curses on people that easily. Trust me, I’ve tried. Second, getting the mail to arrive when you want it is even more difficult than putting a curse on people. Finally, and most importantly, your Grandpops isn’t dying.”
Ephraim sniffed. “He’s not?”
“I’d bet a hundred more golden coins on it. He’s probably just fed up dealing with my brothers and wanted me to come sort something out. You just wait and see.”
Joseph knocked on the door. No response.
“Dad, it’s me. Open up.”
He knocked a bit louder. Still nothing.
“He’s dead, I knew it!” said Ephraim. “I killed him! I killed Grandpops!”
“You did not kill Grandpops,” said Joseph. “He’s probably just passed out in his chair.”
Joseph slammed on the door. Finally, they could hear someone moving inside.
“Who’s that?” came the voice. “Poti, is that you? You’re early, I thought game night wasn’t until-” the door opened, revealing Jacob’s withered frame. He looked Joseph up and down. “Joseph! So you got my message then?”
“Yeah, the one that said you were dying? You’re looking pretty lively to me.”
Jacob began coughing immediately. “Oh, no, no, I’m definitely dying. Constant pain. Barely have the energy to even get up every morning. Oy and all that. ”
“You seem to have enough energy for, what was it, game night? Who’s Poti?”
Jacob began shuffling back inside and motioned for Joseph to follow. “No one, just some friend I met around town. Egyptian. Nice guy.”
Joseph frowned. “You’re not talking about Potiphar, are you?”
“You know him?”
“Dad, the guy locked me up in jail. I thought he was going to kill me.”
“Makes a mean corn bisque though.”
“So is Grandpops dying or not?” asked Manasseh.
“Absolutely not,” said Joseph. “He’s perfectly fine.”
“Now who are these young men?” asked Jacob, noticing the sons. “Are you lost, boys?”
Ephraim stared at him, wide-eyed. “It’s worse than we thought!”
“They’re your grandsons, you’ve met them hundreds of times,” said Joseph, rolling his eyes. “Dad, you’re not going to fool us into thinking you’re dying. Hell, you’re probably healthier than I am.”
“You don’t know that. I’m 130, I could croak at any moment.”
“Why’d you call us over?”
Jacob plopped down in his chair. “What? A father can’t want to see his long-lost son who finally returned to him?”
“And traumatize his grandsons in the process.”
Jacob waved him off. “Oh, your boys will be fine. You two can take a bit of a joke, can’t you?”
Ephraim nodded hesitantly. Manasseh shrugged.
“You know, while we’re on that topic,” said Jacob. “There was something I was hoping to talk to you about.”
“I knew it,” said Joseph.
“I’ve never told you this, but a while back God came and spoke with me in Canaan. Gave me a blessing and a prophecy. Told me I was gonna spread my seed over the land and lay claim to the area.”
Joseph turned to his sons. “Ephraim, Manasseh, I’m sorry to say this but I think Grandpa Jacob might actually be dying.”
“I’m not senile! Let me finish. Because of all of that, I’ve had many children and a considerable amount of success. I know how hard it is to take care of a few young boys and I think I can help.”
“I don’t need any help, Dad.”
“I’m gonna adopt them.”
Joseph practically did a double-take. “Wha-no! You’re not going to adopt my kids. I can take care of them *fine*.”
“I don’t get any say in this, do I?” asked Manasseh.
“No one gets any say in this,” said Joseph. “Especially not the guy who’s apparently friends with God.”
“I wouldn’t say we’re *friends*,” said Jacob. “And relax, I’m not taking away your sons. I just want to give them a bit of my inheritance. To make them equals in the family.”
“For the last time Dad, I’m not going to-wait, what?”
Jacob smiled lightly. “As a thank you...for finally having you back in my life and bringing me two wonderful grandsons.”
Joseph was stunned. “That’s...actually incredibly kind of you. I don’t know what to say.”
“So we’re not going to live with Grandpops?” asked Manasseh.
“Don’t sound so disappointed,” said Joseph.
---
“Grandpops, I have a question” said Ephraim, as they were getting ready to leave.
“Of course, anything.”
“Does bad eyesight run in our family?”
“Really? We’re going back to this?” said Joseph.
“Let me put it this way,” said Jacob. “When I was young, I convinced my Dad that I was my brother by just talking in a deep voice and putting on some extra hair.”
“That bad, huh?” said Manasseh. “Dad, maybe you are going blind.”
“I can see perfectly fine, thank you very much.”
“Anyway, how about a parting blessing or two?” said Jacob. “Boys, gather around. I’ve got a big blessing and a small blessing, who wants what?”
“Alright boys, oldest on the left, youngest on the right,” said Joseph. Manasseh stood to the left with Ephraim on the right and they approached their grandfather. But, Jacob reached out to place his hands on their heads, he swapped his hands, placing the opposite hand on each brother’s head.
“Very funny Dad, we get it. Your eyesight is soooo bad,” said Joseph. “Stop joking around, Manasseh should get the larger blessing, he’s older.” Joseph reached out to move Jacob’s hands, but Jacob swatted him away.
“I know what I’m doing,” said Jacob. “This ain’t my first blessing. Manasseh, you’re a great kid.”
“Thanks?” said Manasseh.
“But as great as you are, your brother is always going to be better than you.”
“Um,” said Manasseh.
“Dad!” said Joseph. “You can’t just say things like that to them!”
“Hey, not my fault!” said Jacob. “It’s God’s plans. Can’t do anything about it.”
“You can’t blame everything on God, Dad.”
“Watch me.”
“What about free will?” said Manasseh. “Can’t I just work harder and try to do better?”
“Nope, God’s plans. Sorry.”
“Oh. That kind of fucking sucks.”
“Hey, language!” said Joseph.
Manasseh shrugged. “God’s plans. Can’t help it.”
Joseph glared at Jacob. “Great, Dad. Just great. Are you happy?”
“I’m sure God is,” said Jacob. “Besides, you don’t have any right to complain. They’re my kids now, after all.” Jacob winked.
Joseph sighed, exasperated. “Ok, I think it’s time we went home.”
“Can we get ice cream on the way back?” asked Ephraim.
“No.”
“God told me we can. God said they wanted Mint Chocolate Chip.”
“Thanks again, Dad,” said Joseph dryly. “Really glad we could come out. Appreciate it.”
“You’re very welcome!” said Jacob. “Come again anytime. Love you.”
“Love you too, Dad…” Joseph left grumbling, dragging his sons behind him.
Jacob leaned back in his chair. “Well, that went better than expected.”
“Did you really think you should lie like that, telling him you’re doing fine? Because you’re definitely going to die any day now,” said God.
“Oh, don’t give me the whole ‘lying’ lecture,” said Jacob. “Look who’s talking? We both know you *hate* Mint Chocolate Chip.” | r/thebizzible | post | r/thebizzible | 2018-11-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaZml1d0VVRjgwWFIzUUhhNURKSUtScXR6b3hwNkttN05ERUJDYVhhRU4xWXM3QllaQmNSTVh0ZnUyS1VSU1owMkRFV01jZFhuaUJFendXU0Z1WW5lQmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGdjFjaVExa1pkeGplckRDS1o4WkJpV1pDTTNOV1NfNDJsSkZIZElhNHVkcWN0UUJjejFORUdMV2ppWW1WckhoQjRJQ0N3WFp1eU5PWC14TWh4RVRsVHdIc2hhQnRlUVpzcndKZXE4MnY3YTQxOVhadGlmb3NUd24wTFdEZGR6N255Nks0WmV4V05rRTVFaTY3Y3lvNGtqckt5c2RmV3NydkY2amoxeFRGZUhlY0hjblRtY3hpWEN4UzhiUEZZd0xfSURidUh1c0I2Q0x0XzRTLXBxX0loUT09 |
Just wanted to give everyone an update do to the video is coming out tomorrow and there is going to be even more prize choices then whats is in the video. (Found a few more out of my personal collection), Thanks and as always have a good one. (NEW) Scene I cannot seem to post my URL to my YouTube video on the update of the give away please if your interested or want to know more search me up on YouTube by searching (Legendary ACR) Thanks again and best of luck to all that attend. | r/pcgiveaways | post | r/pcgiveaways | 2018-11-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaVy05TWw1cElfOU9wX0FINlB4NEZNcF8tSHFPMlpZZlZqT09HSTEyNmplamtOYi1oTHhKOF9lcVg5ZDJ4VVltSUJXbWFoU3ZoSmpqYWo3aThfY1hTWlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGX0JIUE5GY01na2MtM2lvbUlmbGZVYmNyQVY4Vkdmakpfc1k0WVh1WVVoZEpwN2pSeWE4R2pyVUVpVHJfcUx0NXM2eWF2S1F2TlRjNm9OLTlIUnRmdkN1VkRnbGN0bW85OWJlMXFTUXJOcWxhUEc0cy10UFlzbVpMTFM2dlQtcEdFNmU5Z1pMeWR2Mnl1T0pHMnBhWXlFWWotQ2oxUjZkS19TM251S2UxMDhRbmIxWDJmSFI5UXdPTlRCaVcxZzNfUm9wT0VucHVrNXVOcmR3a3p6VnRUUT09 |
On Upwork:
Client: hey I really like your style, I'm searching for an artist to pencil and ink my new comic; what's your rate per page?
Me: 150€
C: Wow. I was thinking of budgeting 30$ per page.
M: Look, 150€ is already really, really cheap. Plus, in your job posting you stated that you are willing to pay more for more experienced freelancers. None of them will work for 30.
Long story short, he asks me for a couple of concept sketches because he can't afford to pay for anything else. He compliments me greatly for my skills, apologies for not being able to hire me for this project and parts telling me that if some day he gets the means to hire me, he'll be definitely back. Leaves me a stellar review, too.
Fast forward a couple of months to last week.
C: Hello back, would you still be interested in a collaboration?
M: Sure!
C: So, what's your rate per inked page?
M: ... it's still 150€.
C: ... (That's him disappearing for two days)
C: How much for the pencils only?
M: *deep inhale* 65€
Another day or so of silence. Then:
C: Does this price include thumbnails and character design?
After more calming breathing exercises I told him that, as he might remember from our first interaction, I don't really do thumbnails and also no, character design is a whole different task altogether and I charge separately for that. He currently has not replied yet. | r/talesfromdesigners | post | r/talesfromdesigners | 2018-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaWTV0VlF1WVMwSE1seVJHM0hYNVc0Nm90VUFXTDlYNWRCQ0QzVDhPSmpoV1RHOVRqOWp4dWRmVF94aVBkYUh6Vk51SjgwQTlkYTgzZjh2Tk9IYlREZjVvUjlHeS1KanRqZEFrQ3lDbzBza0k9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGYjVFMXJKN2xTZkJkUndjU19sMnR0emJ2dkdVVndrRXI0SEJEMW5DVGhqaFlYeXU5WlE3bXExZVRtWUNpcGN6c05kcTlwcERUbXluZ0ttZFFvalNLMFlqY3RDWV9OQTdLMEc3eEp4NmRGYzBKenp6eDJ6RjY1a1c0dDktSGh5dC0zU0swMmc4SHlkeUNqOUJRUjVHb0pCSVo0Y01zUWlHb3pDb1NraVZuLWpGWVptNVd3Wlk3NVdmTjdEQjd5c1BP |
Considering the utter toxic sludge I've seen on this website about consent and sexual entitlement, seeing this at the top of a front page askreddit thread was surprising as hell.
[Another nice response](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9vz9jm/ok_reddit_its_2018_what_category_on_pornhub/e9gvfi3/) | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaRHduMFVlT1c1V1pHWnhONjBwU1hSNmxxb3JUTDBBZEdkbTFkTlc3SWxKNGdtVkF5SXFGc1pTWnFFeUZISnk1NEFNUWpYaGJqaTZ3U3ZBcVJra29hTnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGZ0llbmNxcm04MVBRRllvYWlvNkQ4cFB4Wk9jRy1tRWhfSzBVdzRPUWpVS0Y0ZUh1ejFWNDVRSzN0V0RIZXVKYmVOQ3Z1ZkM4cERuNEp6XzB5d3l4Nmw0TlN4eDEtS1c4VU1pUnpBV2VPUkJSRDJXLUdodmpvb3BybEp5OTljUDVDTU5jSDBueWtWYVpUeGtQUkFBel9yS0hEeWt0dlNnZzdvcDFuNkt4aVBORW1wcmVwUFBaSGZuWFphUUlXTHFucmFYWm05VXczWGR6RWhxbEhXOXEtZHJib1pqR1Qwd25yUERseHBNY3UwRT0= |
I've started watching cam videos because the people look like they're having fun. | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaQktsY29Oc1BETUVNWTlZMjRTclYxbFYxRjRKNkZ3alpVSU82ankySlhhMGxEQUg2VnNlVXpQOGJwRkgwbzM4emwzSmFkSFpxdHdZNC04dm16S3d3Q3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRDB0czVvQmhZM3c3S0hTcHZHQVAxM05kdVQ2ci1jR0RGaS1uU3hvOXlra1pUV2J6OWFzNjZoR2hyekk0UmxiNDg5R3ZqdXpZRUJLQV9GeVNyeWRxLVZ1dzRfMTlVNk9BVFFpNlJ2bDlUTXZKaGRHc3pHOEdZN3M0a05XTDlqeF9nT3NCbjJ3U2lpcXhvTy1iU2Zwcmd0V2syZ185SEJ2eHhoUFFwbHFXM1FnWmVtMWRERjZNUVkwTW5ncjJJSUhpU2ZzaENvWkQxX0lWOWxxWVlwaFBlSVBqaGlCU18xejNlMTJSZDhhNVFmYz0= |
Something I really liked about Ultimate Surrender back in the day, besides that it was really hot and had enthusiastic wlw wrestling, was that they had exit interviews at the end with the performers. And the performers always seemed pretty fucking stoked about what just went down.
Except the one time it seemed like the woman in the exit interview was super dissociated because she was _not_ having a good time. I hope she's doing okay now. | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFabzNfMDUxT09QWEE2QWpHYnNYc0Vqc2VSODlrMHN1cFZRU0w3eFVjSk0wZ1l3c0xwYUs2V1NTTmpZeXhETW5JT0YweVVUVzdmR3FVUV9ldGhtQmgtUjNuQ3E0ZW9oWTVCdnZMU1MwMU1ESms9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGU1E3S1JxYWFuRFdCQmdrS05RbkNmUWRQWmc5ZTVPN3dUcHZ5ajdqTW1lUV9IX2Y4azN5a3VyU284VVh6TUNYUWdKeDFDenVGeVBYTzU1LUx6RUJLelhQbEQ2UTV4bzRIVHFLUm5DcHlQTV9XcXhCSURxbHhvQ3VPUlVrU2FCQUpxeGFFOUZROS0yOEhoWEJ5aTdCaF9lbjR2bElFSUR6Z0lNU2lVQWpOVjJ4ZTA0eTI3RTdFNXZtOVU1eVdsNWZCWnRzQ2pTVmVHVHcxQmU0Y0MtUmpqSi1HZVpmSUNaOG5SSERpS3NKekM1bz0= |
Somewhat related but I recently heard of the [Feminist Porn Awards.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feminist_Porn_Award) | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaMjFxTFdXZ29uSm5nY2lzSDRxS0N2eXVPXzd5ZTFCS3BqcVpwTWk1UmpBQzNiOWtVVms4dDVQcEViWnMtS1ZQRnFzTU55eEQ4ZC1RZHBJYmNUTXc1QlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGZ21mTU9iVENNMDhqd2VBMnFrczlDRm9BMHlxWGxfbnlVQ2NVaUVQaHlfdnc5elUxUURRV3R4QWpBbDNFV29Cam1ZQXI3amFMaXZYalo1djJFUVhFdVc1OEVMQVRFaGQ3d1hZUS1nQUFhektjMThBRUxNZ3VyTWZfLURkUnFFcnlISWVjRXA1NVBfWTc5aGxweHJpT29EUHRNTnFEakw4aEhwUmNlOHRCc0ZRWHRrbnBuY2FrTmZPQWRfQk9XMWk2dDBXTXQwVzU1YXp3SDFwSEo5ak5vVkFqYmk1SkJmUHowV2xjTUQ2RWV4ST0= |
**Feminist Porn Award**
The Feminist Porn Awards (FPAs) is an annual adult film awards ceremony that began in 2006, and was initially organized by the Good for Her adult store in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Until 2014, the ceremony was officially known as the Good for Her Feminist Porn Awards.
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^Downvote ^to ^remove ^| ^v0.28 | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFad1lkbkFpZms2X1NLQTZkc3d5WHJMZXVYcDBIWGlkaUthS2NoN0lERExZME9RODhfRXI0STItbVdHS2tWekY0V2hKTVZKSG9LRmZOVXM4RXJtLUs2QlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUEdSdmx6VVk1RktSSkJXMV8zMWp2SXcxR3llMHlNMGJ0R3AwXy1lbFlzaDFBekVRVFhZeTNJZ3F0RldzdURLQzBaM0dKSzRMNWdpRVZCaHF3azBadXcyUjk4eDJnY3laODlZMWk2SVpxcU9sZTFoczduSm96OG9Yc1dlbnNUUV82NjZTSzYtRGRmTWhTRE45aVJ6ZEk2Z1dlMDJpU1c5WmVFQ3l1TFl4NE4zTldEcnFRaVVFQXQzYWg0WVVmX2syMklfa1dhYWZZRkhWTGJIbXpkVzYwdkotYlkyeWdqQnhDTzZOSnlFU0Y1VT0= |
What a cutie!
| r/animalsbeingpolite | comment | r/AnimalsBeingPolite | 2018-11-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaWXM4WndqQW1zY3pSYlZtenBVdS16SlUwbzFuY0ZmRUdWaVFMWVUzNFBYRkVXNlhQUVRRb3NSLU12MzREazlma2lRclNsRjFjUDNJaG53aGJMMlFfSmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGY25QN0pvalRjWnE4dW5BYTVkb1RPNE5KNTFXWlNNdGRtVUM3Rl9iMVd4N1R1ZjNBY3BqZkFnU0JtUDJyNU1qVWlCLXVWcmdjUWVLNEd4a0txaF9PamhpeG9yUktjVWRxMXZmTFZYLUJoaXEwMWMxOHlpcGpkYXFiUmNpZVVDN1cxY2d3MHZHVmZYcV94SXV4U1NUUHFPR1VKc3NiQjVFc29uT2hBWjBTdktlTmQ2N25rRTVmanRkalNtRXVzUlJmcFEwWGdDNjNQRjI5NGJfdzNja182UT09 |
Ask has been okay for the last year or so I think | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-11-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaUzVsWTVhYjlkdWZiZzlTd3lQOEcyLUhPSFJlRDlpTzBVTjhjXzBDYkljM3lqc0tROEhSemRCTVhyaWN6dnhsSGxpa21meFo4MnlPbE12THpsNjNueVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGT1d1amRuMzBOUkpDampWZXQxY3VObmE3X3RUQWh3cVdNc0tjOWxYdG1UX25rWlZ2eG9lbEJ6TDJORjFMMVNKeGczbnNkbWFYMVlKWTJ4THRzaXpSNHJrWkwzT2t0VXE3YWhMa013WkE1UlBMbEtnWG51b3RrUm9oSE5kQkh0Y3NpSEhPejV0U1I3RFllaE5tRWpOck1seS03VTdDWnFTVlJwRmh3eFJqQWliVnEyZUd2M1ZrSTItVG5RUklaTGlJUUNqNEl5c09MbWNSa19LdGxmckZnTW40UGpkZW1naUw4VHJfMXBSSFluaz0= |
Creator here! Let me know what you all think. The pepperoni effect was done by a filter I made on snapchat. Here is the link to the filter if interested in trying: [https://www.snapchat.com/unlock/?type=SNAPCODE&uuid=7c87fc4379c946498ade1b7010631215&metadata=01](https://www.snapchat.com/unlock/?type=SNAPCODE&uuid=7c87fc4379c946498ade1b7010631215&metadata=01) | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2018-11-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaVU05YV9oWkJ0cW1VR1B4OElWSmh5VURyaVlHZVd1cTdLeTNBN3hQZHpBdDlVTGNPUFVFTjB3dmVqa1JZUWl5OUpVbV9SUXZEeWpMWlFvNXFOanNtUGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMFpFblNla3h0V0NWUV9ZQzN4M01xQUhDNzZ3X0lLVF9CQjV3UGxXZTd3d25WY3AwaHduek5xMk45WVRwVGpGLXVHVUpVZldycmJCUE4zbEFmNXJlUDZqeEJCbHJiZkVwMFB3V21UbzJ5RE95NlRpQVdHMm5PVGMtX296aFZJdVVJOThkckFqOXpYNlpsUG1QdTdjejJpTFA4WExkUkREd2RjOXdNbGJZaC0zT0hTWm5mWDlMRV9MMW14R0h6cEx0 |
What the shit is this fuck | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2018-11-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaSDNDb3pNb0hDcW9GYVh0R0lBYlNlSFB5RFRKUC0xVmFaVHZOVXM5c05nTkpOdXhVX1UzaEV4VWs0RENrV0ZJQklLdzFIX1ZBQm1sV1YxYk5VX0xtTnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGdmxyaTRUUjU1OE9JZE9iNDZnVENYUmVoMDVMVExRWlAwVzZVSmlrZVRlU3JGNEtQSTdfVXMyRkFRVmV0emdkSW1ZNlR2ZXhDSXplQnNTSUxRdWlZbm55akg4ZlI4bFZyYmRwc1VJaDVMaGtLTEtFVDFfUmZvUC14TW95NElpNkVKdDRUZFllbXdMeFFkZHFVenNtSUQ0MDVXSlhCWEw3bEdJa2NqRExYR29wS05ETUxTVTV1UVRfZ281Z0RxSGRK |
How old are you? | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2018-11-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaYU9OVnI5UVM1dVZtYWV2Yng0Wk5qQVZ1VkR3LV9XQVdQR1JhazNCVVc0MktsZlRDZ1l3QkVDY21UMG1vWmJpalUyeDA1REpUVDF0WlkzMzk4NTBJQnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGSmc4Vll5SDFENVpjc0RETVE4MUc4TzZ2LW0wazgzQnhDNjZnVWszQ1ZfdmpoeUZaUXdlMWtwSVlqckQtUlNleW5Rd0tKR3E5a1RVakJUX2Z1V0Q3SDBtV0pfYWdLY0M3MEVGSHd1ck8zTFlOUjFxU3pOUnMyMUYtemxlbjduMHVsSWVWUGhVb0JJdlE3Z1A2ZGFCQU1FaXFLaVhUXzVhRlkyb0xjN1ljUkNNNUdYSHBEZk50bS11cmV3SDlKVXV0 |
This would have been a great clip except for the pizza face thing | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2018-11-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFadFI0OWNzRUZiSHNYSEJ2b09JSGFBSTFqVEFPOXN2d09ubnNzTndvblVnbC04WGJYQktJa3dwbnBFUVFtcmRSejdSUjV0SG1lZnlnczFwUFZnNXBMeUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGZnJyTUlTLXR0a05FUmc0UUVzX3hkQ05zcDdPWk5EcjFfOFFrSWdWUEFpdGcyY1JjaWVFcS16eEdHVWhzVm5iRnIxTHRpTEpWaFgxZHVTT1hZeEhIamVDLXUyejJBSlgyT0JRWHBkQVItZmZMZjByUXBnOVhUcDdKcWxRX3RzaFFTajh2aHpoREJSb0tZLVpMRFFJdHNtOWFVck1nQmJUX1JIeEVhakF3M1dkRlRyY2M1LUNrY015LWwtTlY1VzB1 |
I'm not just looking for recipes you saved thinking "Oh that looks good." I'm looking for recipes you actually tried and liked enough you plan to make again this year. | r/instantpotrecipes | post | r/InstantPotRecipes | 2018-11-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaa1A3N2g3YVpVMVpYeEdlUlhLeWVFUEVLNkVhcUVTQWxOWFU1XzhJOTk1UmFxdmRYU0duN2hTT1hnTkhIYXhpVlFvS1J6elktVnRRcmMtbTM2dFk2bkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGX0tVb0NIaElZSGVIdzZ1TGp3UFZiNnZYU3V0SEtyMlJTZkhuUWMwcHhRNEFDZ3dnNjdsNUhvZURhY0Q1WGZob3dKcDJnZnVYRWtyY0VOeEQ2ZUx0ZDFWTUxmLXQ2OVZHVWI3aktDTjlWSXh4RnhJdFdjcGpCZFpPeTFYUWpRM1JnN2wtMzZBWW1Qd1RxZ3hZLUxvODZaS0ZhVk9KanEwNFR3dmpHVXhhaWRqU3IwQWJzckFPdjdBb1ZuMl9TMnFuVXhQTmZudUpiNjdPSVdlODJ1OXJaZz09 |
Damn that better than I would ever do | r/impastabuildings | comment | r/impastabuildings | 2018-11-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaWjNnb2xlVkVKcUFMUWRSZ0c2cVNsQzY0WkpkUHFyRnB3M1lCWFpzdEJYYzBza2doRU1zRmkzdDJjZHhaRFdqcUVEaTExTG4yenhIdExtemNsNXN0dmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGbW9UbkhwbXR2clA0Z0JYV0JVLWRBbGFuYTFuVzRTMmJWbnhJQXNhbjAwZld6XzNyc3hlM0wybHUtTTFyR1BwSEhrMHUxS1lVaHFnWlVuWE5fUVhkbkJpWGhZVTRQZzdNVHhfX0dva3pGNzRIa05ta1FWUWV2UHcydkszWVZlVnBrczlERWM0bXU0V0hMSUIzZmtIckV2YmZJeXJtMER3RDJqTTRaU0FOcDk1SjE0TFJiY3hIYkVvYWhsSF9JOEFm |
Hey all you crazy IP-ers!
I've recently joined this ~~cult~~ group, and I must say I'm in love. (I mean.. Cooking two ***frozen*** chicken breasts in 25 minutes? Unreal.)
But, I'm looking for some dessert options! So, hit me with them. Any skill level, though beginner is always nice. :-)
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TIA! | r/instantpotrecipes | post | r/InstantPotRecipes | 2018-11-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaSHJ6UVlJLVA1UG5pOHlYaEJLdEtTMlhpTTVLWjhSUzgzejV4ZmlRanhZN0ZkejFPdzNJOFd0d21BQV95elFTOWNnQnk1cU9ZdkZJMlVRcTJJa05hTlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGeFFxUTlES180XzJ0ZHg5dzNOTHNnZVlkWjQxbktBR19LRUNreDB4M3JHQ3BEb0gzRHBLRjhMa1NjczhLXzJpZnVubmpNWm05Y0poV2JMRHk3R011NDZOMEw1N01EcHNUV1lfbWQ2MmxYWDVXdkJxaUNKdkRNWDRXSXl2cFNUbkJnRUJCRXZ5T3FqdWhJaU91aS1EMFdUeURKQi01eE5YUExpVnY1bElXNjZOQkxhczc0eFlQd3gwS3FMbm14MDN6 |
The pizza filter is a great distraction. Got me by surprise. Bravo | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2018-11-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFabVJMWVcxTlp5MnE0bkRFYUpfY19CNmZSRWNOSTlFWmdKbGtpaEo0N1lOOFV5SW53UncyTXdPMkFHVlZPeVpObWtIalR5UFhRT2ZNbUZkSDhRZnQ2TUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUUFmTk5falFKS0NVd01IaTV0LThHY0hEZVpzdmk0aHRsRW5RSWFiMXRxUW96Sm9iMjRZS1lqOENBNUZIWVlhakVQX3N6dkNkV2M1dWJ6MnNSZ1NVNXU2LTRETTNLNmVGbGRxOThhNk00LUM0ZFNHSVllZTNFTlJ0c1pJdkFWX1Jic3dRWEN2S3gwRkxuQ1psXzlBOGxkOXVsODU3T0x6ZXlmWjY3ZEpjUklmWnJMdVZzWWppUi1TNFdmeTExTnVL |
The pizza effect sucks unless you're entertaining 6 year olds.
Can you link to an un pizza face one? | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2018-11-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaT0tjUXRFbzNqT1VGTHd1aHBFWVduUTVMVmtzT3lxZUZEYXhZaTFrbWEyMndWSTFsNENsVFNGZmZaemtndWtaWFQyVGxuT3VIRl9yTS04YVJxdGdtWW9FeGxaSlNzMFpwNFVieExHY0haLTA9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGckpjZk1kTDFadmtpVU8tUXlSYVRsZmVOcFVxdjRsRFQycm55MThFcEZEa3ZlQlk2SWllQkVLZTUwRmNYZW0xV2xOS1Z3bjNHcF9BZGN0STRhZXlZUkt1SlNhU2dRY3ROSUVpMm1zRk1MWmVkWExpSDJ4ekNpU3ktQ0RWYjRNbEVFNTFXa2k0dHVFNkxtd1JIVjhabEptQUxmZUFyaUllX1ZsWE5wTzdVcTRQTUVKN3ppa04yRmIyQjdUa1VOTlFL |
This deserves to be read more. | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-11-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaY3pNdm44YjdTaGE1MkI2QlhjTmE4Q3hKWjE1bnlLSjBQdk45OHVGU3JHbGQxUTFRdm5SMGVadDA3a3B6RG1FRWxHZjdZYjVGaHNIVVRDNGhMMVIyakE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGcndYbnU5bFN2TmcwcWZJN0VUc05oSkdRMWdiNkxISEtGSFQ3WlJDc013MG5uX18wLXo2SEg5cUxZdG1KQ2txU1pabkdVX3VSSmlHOU9JWGp6TGo1M1VzUTRrcjF5T2NFY3JOVHdFZk9kOTFUUHhBeTE0S1VobElZSnRKVVRBQzBWblNLMURfanRQWmxGU0FQcXM3WC1DcFAxdUVmc3NpRVFOVFRoUkZRZnBCczJmR2lUVHZNTlZvNk9UYTE2VGQ3WHVpVERHTnJuaUlVRko5OGRPZUhEdz09 |
Thanks for the link. FYI the word is toll, not tole. Tole is painted, enameled, or lacquered tinplate used to make decorative domestic objects. I know because I just looked it up. | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-11-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaOVROYUxfdEtxclM5RU16OU9OTm1YbDM2V3VZZTZkWEVpTUtJNFJkWEhmOVVVNi1vUXJWSEh2ZFlXQ3pLWVV3UFlCQ3FqVS1zLUU2eVdpNmNZOUJHYWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGdnAwbUREM29ySFRIY2hhYllqTDAtS19MNW1ISkRlR2tYemFQamxpaHZJdEpVOHFDMHMyUmlUVDlvVlF6WVRfTUpUQk1xQkkxRmRIdFdzeUQzWnAwaWY5SkRkdmFsODB1a01pX1pKbW0zSlF5dGhMSjFOVk1LMTdPb0lTZGtZcF8zZHRlbE1RRGx4bGtlOW9rdjNCb1p4SjQxekJzMk5aWFVDd2N2ZzkwdU9tbGVpcDFjSU5RRUl5Tld0SUdRYkdfMHdKTkdfZ0tDOUdodzBNb1dqZFd3Zz09 |
[Recipe Link](https://www.paleoself.com/2018/11/apple-pie-with-crumb-topping/)
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https://preview.redd.it/0e5iqdggg6y11.jpg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=046d82204544c002dfe6c08005ec0a01881571c1 | r/paleorecipes | post | r/paleorecipes | 2018-11-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFaNGRXdHJsUFBZSDlkN0pwTU5JOU9tYWlqRjZrd1VmY3MwVUZWcW8wMmlVZWNJM01vdmdXT2RKTTNUQldaZEdIZjlWbUpSUjNEZUNiZkZvRF9CSEFpcnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGQ0xfSkw0T2NMUnhKY1M5Ni1oTHVrcjBoMzEzbU1HUHhQWGhMdmlBY1B1YV8yUXpqWVp3YUh3OTNIY04tenlnYUJCQ3hFakRwZ0NMNm5qbDdQWWoyZGJJdGplLW5BalNoYk14aGdaeHcxSFhGNnNBcjJOX2Z4a3U4cHVDZ0xCNzl6NnY3bzJFU3hSZ0lBcVd3NTZOMnBFZnZ2RnlMRXIxdy1MU3NUMkhaOWdtT2pob09GRml3SUNoU2JBT2NuVGhl |
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I'm gonna try and not be a nazi about this, but if something is a little too extreme, it can get removed. Note that this will only affect posts made from here on out. | r/blessed_images | post | r/Blessed_Images | 2018-11-14 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFabjJtZmNJRzJjZEM0dDV6U2g3OHk1UExTTFhYb2FMWW9jVnVucVFiVGtvZTR3am1oZVlkQjZCZTdJeFhIT1NRS3l2THdZc2MtUnJOeFJtSFRwbFBSMHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGV29TXzdkeWFYR0J5NVVQNE5Ea1NDcHQ3UkZCcWdja2tMTGhYMGFVUjNiQkFfUDlZcXIzWVdFZzZQcVdoM281TjJwM2s2VmRaX01yRnl4ZDd5TVpINEZsd0M1Qzd1WlctZVFzY2J4Zmc0cGhUSkRza1VLNVlRelVxWE5yekx0X0Y4ZFRnLU10d0VMa1dlNXdQUVFaaVVSYW1CcXl5RU9VRVZCaGJaeHl4TGgxbThpMUN2Wm81Zng1cUV3TDVrSDM0 |
##Hello everyone, It's u/-WarHounds-, creator of r/getoutoftheway asking for everyone's help!
r/getoutoftheway was a subreddit that began over 7 months ago after I saw an opportunity for a great community! Growth has been slow and posts are rarely frequent.
In order to grow the community, I wanted to ask all the subscribers for some help!
If you have the time and want to see the subreddit grow, *here are some ways you can help out!*
> ####Stay on the lookout for content that fits the subreddit and post here first!
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> ####Don't want to submit content? No problem! One of the best ways to grow the subreddit is word of mouth! Leave a comment and mention our subbredit "r/getoutoftheway" on posts that would fit here you see elsewhere on reddit!
Thanks everyone who has been here from the beginning and everyone who has joined along since! If you have any feedback, questions, or concerns, feel free to message us as always or comment on this post! | r/getoutoftheway | post | r/getoutoftheway | 2018-11-14 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFab1dJTHBEMVZxOXZaSXYwcnlMb3ZoYXM2WUlCYlpra1ZuNnotMDRpdVNYaV8wWWVwY0hpSTRCWWpySDNRQ3B4TWxLZlc5dEdZRFVTOTdqYnQwem1nWWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGR3ExSk9JRHFfTUFlRndZMDNVeEQ0cDgtUENmZndjc0Z0Zi1TdlBTU2h1cjJZcXE2SXVXaHZSUG1sQ1hEVEF4LUZoY0pBbUZRX0h4Qkp6WjYyOHRUUXJxaDBrVmpwN2U0WFRSNmgxdXNxcUlTYlFWSV9ycmNlY1cxdG1lOXd4bUR0dVBIbFRHUVg4WkZRNXl3UWhpSnZBVFV6c1h6S0pCQ3ptRnZ4WktVdzZ5RHU3cVg2cmdiY0lod3ZaOTZWeE83 |
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HOW TO GET LINK DOWNLOAD:
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