| [Keyword: Greeting] | |
| DrLEnfer: What is it, "officers"? I'm dying to learn who your suspect is. Or shall we resort to exorcism? | |
| [Keyword: Greeting] | |
| DrLEnfer: Now, have you made up your mind already? Who is your <em>murderer</em>, "constables"? | |
| [Keyword: You did it] | |
| DrLEnfer: Oh really? If I was as bad at doctoring as you are at investigating, I'd be running a morgue instead of a clinic. | |
| Red: It would be a better match for your bedside manner, that's for certain! | |
| Scope: It would certainly be a better match for your personality. | |
| Tex: Sorry, old-timer. Time for frontier justice! | |
| DrLEnfer: I hardly even need to ask, but what do my good neighbors think? | |
| [Keyword: Van Tassels did it] | |
| [Keyword: Le Domas did it] | |
| DrLEnfer: I think you're not entirely wrong, but you could be multiplying the wrongs instead of subtracting. | |
| Steroid: Math is hard! | |
| Shadow: I swear, this guy's got a riddle for everything. | |
| Fidel: Philosophy of Fidel is that many wrongs make right. | |
| DrLEnfer: Well, what do my good neighbors have to say to these accusations? | |
| [Keyword: The Families were killing each other] | |
| DrLEnfer: As a notorious pessimist, I confess to feeling a little disappointed. I expected you to be as shortsighted as my half-wit neighbors. | |
| Fidel: Fidel is confused. You making fun of Fidel? | |
| Nails: That's what you get for misunderestimating us. | |
| MD: I had my shortsightedness corrected when I was in high school. | |
| Igor: All Dolviches have superior shortsight. It is genetics. | |
| DrLEnfer: I just hope you have enough evidence. | |
| Raider: Oh yes, we nailed them. | |
| Buns: Plenty - and it's all been properly bagged, labeled, and color-coded. | |
| Sidney: My dear Dr. L'Enfer, of course I have evidence. I never guess. It is a shocking habit, destructive to the logical faculty. | |
| DrLEnfer: Alright, Sherlock, keep your deerstalker hat on. | |
| Gus: Doc, we got more evidence than the OJ trial. Wait, bad example. | |
| DrLEnfer: Well, what do my good neighbors have to say to these accusations? | |
| [Keyword: The Families were killing each other] | |
| DrLEnfer: As a notorious pessimist, I confess to feeling a little disappointed. I expected you to be as shortsighted as my half-wit neighbors. | |
| Smiley: Oh, but we are at least twice as shortsighted as your neighbors! Perhaps even three times. | |
| PierreMerc: They are pathetic and beneath my contempt. It would be a mercy to kill them. | |
| Steroid: They do not lift. It is no wonder they are so small and unhappy. | |
| Tex: No one has better shortsight than Tex Colburn! Sharpest shortsight in whole world. | |
| DrLEnfer: I just hope you have enough evidence. | |
| Hitman: Erm, yeah, sort of. | |
| Reaper: I need no evidence, for the spirits of the dead speak tales of horror to my ear. | |
| Fidel: Evidence? Who needs evidence when you got grenades?! | |
| Larry: Yes! I even drew a detailed evidence map! | |
| DrLEnfer: I see. The pink unicorn in the corner looks very suspicious. So... | |
| DrLEnfer: Well, what do my good neighbors have to say to these accusations? | |
| [Keyword: It was the vengeful spirits] | |
| DrLEnfer: Really. For the sake of what little faith in humanity I have left, I will assume you are joking. | |
| [Keyword: We need more time to investigate] | |
| DrLEnfer: How much more time? Good thing I already have my will written out - I'm starting to think I won't live to see the end of your "investigation". |