| [Keyword: Greeting] | |
| TheBeast: You killed my Wlad! I have been protecting him for so many years. The Beast... The Beast shall have you. All of you! | |
| [Keyword: Greeting] | |
| TheBeast: What have you done?! I have protected Wlad for so many years, and you, you just let him die... Go away, or the Beast will have you. | |
| Mouse: We're sorry... | |
| Len: I'm sorry for your loss. | |
| Fauda: May his soul watch over you. | |
| TheBeast: He's dead, and I... I don't care anymore. | |
| [Keyword: Greeting] | |
| TheBeast: Oh, hello, sweet children of mine. How's Wlad? | |
| [Keyword: Greeting] | |
| TheBeast: Hello! Have you been good kids? Are you eating well? | |
| [Keyword: Greeting] | |
| TheBeast: Hello, sweet children. What are you doing in the lair of the Beast? | |
| [Keyword: Greeting] | |
| TheBeast: Hello, sweet children. Has the Beast not gotten to you... yet? | |
| [Keyword: Greeting] | |
| TheBeast: Well hello, sweet children. Are you lost in the woods? | |
| [Keyword: Yes] | |
| [Keyword: No] | |
| [Keyword: Maybe] | |
| [Keyword: We don’t know] | |
| [Keyword: Can you repeat the question?] | |
| [Keyword: Redirect] | |
| TheBeast: You should be careful. These woods belong to the <em>Beast</em>. It munches cute little kids like you for breakfast. | |
| Larry: Ooooh, I know, I know! You are an old woman living in a small cottage in the forest, and you are surrounded by those creepy scarecrows, and... | |
| TheBeast: And? | |
| Larry: Please, Missis Witch, do not turn me into a scarecrow!!! | |
| TheBeast: Only if you have been a naughty boy. | |
| Hitman: Most important meal of the day! ...What? Sorry, I zoned out for a second and all I heard was breakfast. | |
| Red: Well, if the wee beastie likes his meat tougher than week old haggis and twice as spicy, he's free to take a bite of this "cute kid" anytime! | |
| Kalyna: It sounds like an evil spirit that feeds on the young and innocent. I can't wait to meet it! | |
| TheBeast: Be careful what you wish for, my dear. | |
| [Keyword: Tell us about the Beast] | |
| TheBeast: Most of the time it slumbers in its lair, but... But there are times when the moon's too bright, the chain's too tight, and the Beast won't go to sleep. | |
| Larry: Gulp... | |
| TheBeast: Then it goes out, this murderous Beast, and it roams these woods until it's satisfied with blood and carnage. | |
| Reaper: I couldn't have explained the dance of an Angel of Death any better myself. | |
| Omryn: Is werewolf? Is okay. I have silver bullets. | |
| Flay: This Beast and I, we are much alike. I look forward to hunting it. | |
| Kalyna: Hmmm... Sounds like a werewolf, but it could be a bugbear or maybe a vampire. Does it drink blood? | |
| TheBeast: Aren't you a curious little one? No, it does not. | |
| Kalyna: Okay, so vampire is out. | |
| [Keyword: YOU are the Beast, aren’t you?] | |
| Barry: This Beast. I am thinking it is you. | |
| Buns: Unless I'm wrong, and I never am, YOU are the Beast. | |
| MD: Signs of blood under the nails. Powder burns on the knuckles. Excuse me, ma'am, but are YOU the Beast? | |
| Kalyna: Wait, I know! You're a shapeshifter! Will you teach me your magic? | |
| TheBeast: There is no magic, dear. There is only the thirst for justice, the lust for battle, and the willingness to do terrible things. | |
| Kalyna: But I already have those things and I'm no Beast. | |
| TheBeast: Aren't we all? Aren't you?... When you raise your gun at one of those bandits, and... | |
| Larry: What big eyes you have, Granny! | |
| TheBeast: Um, thank you. As I was saying... | |
| TheBeast: ...Then you catch them on the move, and you feel the recoil when the bullets rip them in half, and... And the feeling is joy. | |
| Blood: Gosh... This woman scares me. | |
| Reaper: This woman fascinates me. | |
| Flay: At this moment, I find you very attractive. | |
| Fidel: Yes! Ay, dios mío! This is what bring laughter to the heart of Fidel! | |
| Wolf: It's just a job - one I'm good at. Nothing more. | |
| [Keyword: What’s the deal with the scarecrows?] | |
| TheBeast: They are here to keep the Beast asleep. They remind it of the good people it had known. | |
| Kalyna: I knew it! You are a good witch that repels evil with her magic! | |
| Larry: Oh, man... Let's split up and get out of here. | |
| Larry_Clean: Oh, kinda like my sobriety bear, only waaay creepier. | |
| Hitman: Hey, whatever it takes to get to sleep at night, right? | |
| [Keyword: Is this how the “Beast” lives?] | |
| TheBeast: Yes. Most of the time, I'm just a harmless old woman. There are so many advantages to that. No one takes you seriously... until it's too late. | |
| Larry: I take you seriously! I don't want to be turned into a scarecrow! | |
| Shadow: The "sweet little old lady" disguise. One of my favorites. | |
| DrQ: Always seem less than you are and people will soon reveal their true nature to you. | |
| Kalyna: Woe to the careless traveller who takes the gifts of the forest without paying for them! | |
| TheBeast: Oh, my dear. You almost make me wish I had a daughter. | |
| [Keyword: Are those cookies!?] | |
| TheBeast: Yes! Help yourselves. I hope you will find them... enchanting. | |
| Larry: Zoinks! Listen to me, people, DON'T EAT THE COOKIES!!! That's how she turned all these people into scarecrows! | |
| Kalyna: Magical cookies from a sweet old lady in a cabin in a Cursed Forest!? I can't wait to try! | |
| Omryn: There is enough for Omryn, but you will need more for others. | |
| Scope: I always tell my kids not to take sweets from strangers, but fresh-baked cookies are a different thing entirely! | |
| [Keyword: Thank you!] | |
| TheBeast: Come, have some more! Once people taste my cookies, they just don't ever seem to want to leave my cottage. | |
| Larry: I won't touch 'em with a ten-foot pole, man! | |
| Mouse: Yay! They're as tasty as it gets! May I have one more? | |
| TheBeast: Of course, sweet child. Take as many as you want, there are more where these came from. | |
| Scope: Mmm, darling, they are delicious! Would you care to share the recipe? | |
| TheBeast: But, of course! I'll write it down for you. | |
| Scope: Marvelous! And this here is my favorite cookie recipe. I would be delighted if you'd give it a try. | |
| Blood: Now this is what I call hot cuisine! | |
| TheBeast: I think you mean "haute cuisine" my dear, but thank you. | |
| Omryn: Okay, it is agreed. Omryn will stay here. | |
| TheBeast: I'm going to need more flour. A lot more. | |
| Kalyna: When do I turn into a gingerbread person? | |
| TheBeast: These are sugar cookies, dear, and you're already sweet enough as it is. | |
| [Keyword: No thanks] | |
| TheBeast: That almost breaks my heart. Well, I guess I will have to give them to the Beast. | |
| Larry: Let's leave this place before the Beast smells them! | |
| TheBeast: It may be a little too late for that, child. | |
| Larry: Oooohhh... Keep your eyes peeled, Ted! | |
| [Keyword: Hands up!] | |
| TheBeast: Are you out of your mind? Put that gun down immediately! You will upset the Beast! | |
| [Keyword: Hands up, now!] | |
| TheBeast: I see you're a bunch of naughty kids like all the others. The Beast will have you. | |
| [Keyword: Mercs, open fire!] | |
| TheBeast: No, you won't kill the Beast so easily. | |
| [Keyword: Sorry, we were joking] | |
| TheBeast: Goodness! That was one very dangerous joke. The Beast doesn't like naughty kids scaring a frail old lady like that! | |
| [Keyword: Will you support us against the Legion?] | |
| TheBeast: My answer remains "no". The people of my village still need their silent guardian, their watchful protector... their Beast. | |
| [Keyword: Will you support us against the Legion?] | |
| TheBeast: Yes. Now that my people are safe... I was thinking - do you know the only remaining reward for being the Beast? | |
| Scope: Being able to bake top notch cookies in peace? | |
| Steroid: To see your enemies driven before you? | |
| Nails: A bitchin' outfit? | |
| TheBeast: ...You just get to be... the Beast! So, I will unleash my true self and show it to all of Grand Chien. | |
| Reaper: May you reap the souls of the wicked. | |
| Larry: Um... We better start sleeping in shifts, Ted. | |
| Len: And a grateful Grand Chien will thank you for your service. | |
| Smiley: I too wish to expose myself to all of Grand Chien! | |
| [Keyword: Goodbye] | |
| TheBeast: Farewell and be careful. Beware of the Beast. | |
| [Keyword: Goodbye] | |
| TheBeast: If you see Wlad, remind him to eat and sleep sometimes. He keeps forgetting to do that. | |
| [Keyword: Goodbye] | |
| TheBeast: Make sure you watch over Wlad, or the Beast will come for you. | |
| [Keyword: Goodbye] | |
| TheBeast: Farewell and beware of the... Oh, I forgot that you already know who I am. Must be getting old. Take care anyway. |