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1556.48s - 1559.96s | Really don't have any super attachment to the alien franchise 1559.96s - 1563.60s | I think it's like an interesting franchise just because it's kind of an anomaly 1564.08s - 1566.28s | Yeah, it doesn't have I mean a Sigourney Weaver 1566.28s - 1569.24s | I guess is like the lead of the franchise for the first four movies 1569.48s - 1574.20s | But like I was saying the fact that they are all like so different from each other makes them unique 1574.20s - 1576.36s | Like I know a lot of people don't like Alien 3 1576.36s - 1577.36s | I like it quite a bit 1577.36s - 1583.08s | But that is I know we had a lot of meddling but it is a David Fincher movie like visually 1583.08s - 1586.84s | It's it's such a great-looking movie and then even Alien resurrection 1586.84s - 1591.76s | They brought in that weird French guy and every scene between Sigourney Weaver and Winona Ryder 1591.76s - 1594.48s | It looks like they're just about to start making out at any moment 1594.48s - 1602.16s | This is weird like sexual undercurrents and bringing in the the half human half alien baby thing 1603.16s - 1607.80s | Weird it takes swings weird ideas and then like I said even Prometheus 1608.24s - 1611.56s | but then this movie comes along and it's just like I 1612.44s - 1617.80s | Don't know. It just becomes mush comes like baby food. I just I just hate being exhausted 1618.44s - 1623.12s | Watching a movie. I hate being exhausted and that's that's I think that's the takeaway here is 1624.36s - 1628.44s | So much effort so much so many great sets 1629.04s - 1634.80s | Even great performances the guy played the Android was so good. Yeah, and that that idea of 1637.28s - 1643.92s | Him being like a almost like a simpleton in the beginning like a like a dummy and he's made fun of and 1644.48s - 1649.36s | And then him switching by a chip to this like, you know 1650.28s - 1651.48s | evil 1651.48s - 1656.64s | Evil corporate character. Yeah, and then and our main character loses her connection with him 1656.72s - 1664.08s | And she's basically the only family she has left and it's interesting. Yeah,


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in the the half human half alien baby thing 1603.16s - 1607.80s | Weird it takes swings weird ideas and then like I said even Prometheus 1608.24s - 1611.56s | but then this movie comes along and it's just like I 1612.44s - 1617.80s | Don't know. It just becomes mush comes like baby food. I just I just hate being exhausted 1618.44s - 1623.12s | Watching a movie. I hate being exhausted and that's that's I think that's the takeaway here is 1624.36s - 1628.44s | So much effort so much so many great sets 1629.04s - 1634.80s | Even great performances the guy played the Android was so good. Yeah, and that that idea of 1637.28s - 1643.92s | Him being like a almost like a simpleton in the beginning like a like a dummy and he's made fun of and 1644.48s - 1649.36s | And then him switching by a chip to this like, you know 1650.28s - 1651.48s | evil 1651.48s - 1656.64s | Evil corporate character. Yeah, and then and our main character loses her connection with him 1656.72s - 1664.08s | And she's basically the only family she has left and it's interesting. Yeah, and then that I think that he should have been the main character 1664.40s - 1666.40s | and but but it has to be 1666.72s - 1673.28s | The Ripley character running around at the end because it has to be that yeah, you know, you're talking about taking swings and 1673.92s - 1675.92s | This is not it 1676.12s - 1677.16s | but 1677.16s - 1682.36s | The opening was like a dead silent like two and a half minute long shot in space 1682.36s - 1685.16s | It's just dead silence and credits and all you in space 1686.12s - 1689.00s | Everyone can hear you chew nachos with your mouth open 1690.56s - 1705.14s | So Jay would recommend alien Romulus and I didn't make one Star Trek reference the whole time I was waiting for one 1705.62s - 1714.06s | That's fine. Um, I don't think I would I think I'd rather watch the Ridley Scott like Prometheus and alien covenant movies again before this thing 1714.50s - 1721.42s | Hmm, at least they feel like original. They feel like their own thing. Yeah, that's just obnoxious an AI fan film. Yeah 1722.06s - 1728.02s |


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and then that I think that he should have been the main character 1664.40s - 1666.40s | and but but it has to be 1666.72s - 1673.28s | The Ripley character running around at the end because it has to be that yeah, you know, you're talking about taking swings and 1673.92s - 1675.92s | This is not it 1676.12s - 1677.16s | but 1677.16s - 1682.36s | The opening was like a dead silent like two and a half minute long shot in space 1682.36s - 1685.16s | It's just dead silence and credits and all you in space 1686.12s - 1689.00s | Everyone can hear you chew nachos with your mouth open 1690.56s - 1705.14s | So Jay would recommend alien Romulus and I didn't make one Star Trek reference the whole time I was waiting for one 1705.62s - 1714.06s | That's fine. Um, I don't think I would I think I'd rather watch the Ridley Scott like Prometheus and alien covenant movies again before this thing 1714.50s - 1721.42s | Hmm, at least they feel like original. They feel like their own thing. Yeah, that's just obnoxious an AI fan film. Yeah 1722.06s - 1728.02s | Yeah, I would I would say the same thing like I don't know maybe leave at the 30-minute mark like all the critics did 1729.38s - 1733.30s | This is shape it up to be a good movie. I've seen enough. I assume the rest of it's good 1733.30s - 1737.06s | I'm gonna go right by review great performances great scenery great sets 1738.22s - 1740.22s | Wow, what an amazing picture? 1740.86s - 1742.90s | I've got an appointment with my doctor 1744.78s - 1750.78s | Hey plus got 15 other movies to see today. Yeah 15 other Disney products to see today. Maybe that's it 1751.90s - 1755.46s | Now they watch the first 30 minutes and then they move on to the next Disney product 1755.46s - 1760.18s | Well, or or like they they're gonna review another movie and it's in like the theater next door 1760.18s - 1766.34s | Yeah, that starts at like, you know in 30 minutes after this one started then these like, okay, you know, huh? 1767.30s - 1770.18s | Got it. The new entry of the alien franchise life 1770.98s - 1778.66s | Artur director Fede Alvarez is brilliant


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Yeah, I would I would say the same thing like I don't know maybe leave at the 30-minute mark like all the critics did 1729.38s - 1733.30s | This is shape it up to be a good movie. I've seen enough. I assume the rest of it's good 1733.30s - 1737.06s | I'm gonna go right by review great performances great scenery great sets 1738.22s - 1740.22s | Wow, what an amazing picture? 1740.86s - 1742.90s | I've got an appointment with my doctor 1744.78s - 1750.78s | Hey plus got 15 other movies to see today. Yeah 15 other Disney products to see today. Maybe that's it 1751.90s - 1755.46s | Now they watch the first 30 minutes and then they move on to the next Disney product 1755.46s - 1760.18s | Well, or or like they they're gonna review another movie and it's in like the theater next door 1760.18s - 1766.34s | Yeah, that starts at like, you know in 30 minutes after this one started then these like, okay, you know, huh? 1767.30s - 1770.18s | Got it. The new entry of the alien franchise life 1770.98s - 1778.66s | Artur director Fede Alvarez is brilliant to dark and disturbing has many scares and creepy monster effects to 1779.02s - 1781.46s | Wow your senses a plus 1782.70s - 1786.02s | I'm going the next day or less. That's what little do they know 1786.98s - 1793.26s | It it it it fell off the cliff worse than anything. I've ever seen in my entire life 1794.02s - 1797.34s | So, yeah, I guess we're the suckers stayed for the whole thing 1804.53s - 1814.11s | What our next 1814.15s - 1816.15s | questions will be answered 1816.67s - 1818.67s | I'm still waiting 1818.67s - 1822.47s | I'm still waiting for questions to be answered Ridley Scott


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to dark and disturbing has many scares and creepy monster effects to 1779.02s - 1781.46s | Wow your senses a plus 1782.70s - 1786.02s | I'm going the next day or less. That's what little do they know 1786.98s - 1793.26s | It it it it fell off the cliff worse than anything. I've ever seen in my entire life 1794.02s - 1797.34s | So, yeah, I guess we're the suckers stayed for the whole thing 1804.53s - 1814.11s | What our next 1814.15s - 1816.15s | questions will be answered 1816.67s - 1818.67s | I'm still waiting 1818.67s - 1822.47s | I'm still waiting for questions to be answered Ridley Scott


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{ "webpage_url": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WesiLHmV-ns", "title": "Half in the Bag: Borderlands", "description": "Eli Roth made a boom boom. Mike and Jay talks about Borderlands. What a misfire! Odd casting choices. No one want to make. Adult professionals pretend to \"care\" about characters in video game they never hear of so they can make a check to pay for their yachts and shrimp. The behind the scenes interviews where these clowns pretend to care might be the most cringe rizz eva. Jayme Loins Curtis (daughter of Bill Curtis son of King Arthur of Legend) is so old even Michael Myers is too old to kill her. Even Activa won't eat her old gut rot. She pretends to love and care about her character, Rizzo McPizzo but don't give none sh*ts. Her net worth is 197 million dollars. Why she even work anymore? Just be grandma and let others have roles. Poor Cate Beckenblachett. Is it that hard to find good project? Tar 2: Back to the Tar Pits? You're much better than to play Ronald McDonald's sister. Kevin Hart like cash. We all know that. He sell out super bowl to tell jokes to audience of mongoloid farmers and city-folk who laugh at man on stage. He take role for cash and babbles about how he's learned so much and loved working with other actors, blah blah blah. Hart has over 500 million dollars in his bank now. Little girl who play Tiny Tim cry when she sees Rotten Tomato score. \"Am I rotten?\" she asks her mommy and daddy. Did I ruin the movie? No. EVERYONE ruin the movie. Especially Eli Roth. Craig Mazin said, \"Take my name out you're f**king mouth!\" before he slapped this film on live TV. Eli Roth left the set in a jet pack when the filming was done. The second he called action for the first time he realized it was a horrible mistake to cast numerous old ladies in the film who players of this game have never ever heard of. Should have made the cast of TikTok stars or YouTubers like the clown MrBeast. \"What have I done?\" he say! I ruined the legacy of this game no one has ever heard of! Whoopsie! Off to shoot Thanksgiving. Maybe making this film was a bad dream? Maybe they fix it in post. Doesn't appear to be so. This movie cost 110 million dollars to


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man on stage. He take role for cash and babbles about how he's learned so much and loved working with other actors, blah blah blah. Hart has over 500 million dollars in his bank now. Little girl who play Tiny Tim cry when she sees Rotten Tomato score. \"Am I rotten?\" she asks her mommy and daddy. Did I ruin the movie? No. EVERYONE ruin the movie. Especially Eli Roth. Craig Mazin said, \"Take my name out you're f**king mouth!\" before he slapped this film on live TV. Eli Roth left the set in a jet pack when the filming was done. The second he called action for the first time he realized it was a horrible mistake to cast numerous old ladies in the film who players of this game have never ever heard of. Should have made the cast of TikTok stars or YouTubers like the clown MrBeast. \"What have I done?\" he say! I ruined the legacy of this game no one has ever heard of! Whoopsie! Off to shoot Thanksgiving. Maybe making this film was a bad dream? Maybe they fix it in post. Doesn't appear to be so. This movie cost 110 million dollars to make. Sad to think that you could have made 110, one million dollar movies. So many interesting stories and ideas and Borderlands is a result of the old school Hollywood bloat and dinosaur thinking. You could have made 200 million dollars uploading a video to YouTube called \"I tried all the fast foods and guess which one made me sh*t the most\" so many people would have watched that. I'd watch that. End the madness. Art is dead.", "channel_url": "https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrTNhL_yO3tPTdQ5XgmmWjA", "duration": 2376, "channel": "RedLetterMedia", "uploader": "RedLetterMedia", "upload_date": "20240812" } 0.62s - 6.22s | This text was transcribed using whisper model: small.en Half in the bag whatever you expected. It was going to be it just completely blew you away on every level 7.46s - 15.43s | Huh? 15.43s - 19.69s | Now that Bob Newhart died. I wonder if this VHS tape has gone up in value 19.89s - 23.15s | Maybe I'll send it off to that VHS grading company and oh 24.17s - 31.97s | Well, I guess without anyone to artificially inflate the value of this. It's just junk 33.81s - 35.81s | Speaking of junk if you see Borderlands 38.80s - 42.85s | Destiny awaits 42.97s


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make. Sad to think that you could have made 110, one million dollar movies. So many interesting stories and ideas and Borderlands is a result of the old school Hollywood bloat and dinosaur thinking. You could have made 200 million dollars uploading a video to YouTube called \"I tried all the fast foods and guess which one made me sh*t the most\" so many people would have watched that. I'd watch that. End the madness. Art is dead.", "channel_url": "https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrTNhL_yO3tPTdQ5XgmmWjA", "duration": 2376, "channel": "RedLetterMedia", "uploader": "RedLetterMedia", "upload_date": "20240812" } 0.62s - 6.22s | This text was transcribed using whisper model: small.en Half in the bag whatever you expected. It was going to be it just completely blew you away on every level 7.46s - 15.43s | Huh? 15.43s - 19.69s | Now that Bob Newhart died. I wonder if this VHS tape has gone up in value 19.89s - 23.15s | Maybe I'll send it off to that VHS grading company and oh 24.17s - 31.97s | Well, I guess without anyone to artificially inflate the value of this. It's just junk 33.81s - 35.81s | Speaking of junk if you see Borderlands 38.80s - 42.85s | Destiny awaits 42.97s - 47.77s | Legend has it that there's this massive treasure hidden in some secret vault 50.21s - 52.21s | Finally the elusive 52.41s - 57.39s | Congealed form of human embarrassment has been captured on film in the movie 57.89s - 65.97s | Borderlands by filmmaker Eli Roth or is this a Zack Snyder movie? I don't know who made this 66.93s - 74.53s | Elderly comedian Kate Blanchett stars as Lilith in this video game adaptation made by Sony pictures or 75.33s - 77.33s | Was it Lionsgate? 77.37s - 83.65s | Wait, aren't all Lionsgate movies straight to red box is red box still in business 84.25s - 89.73s | The movie also stars midget billionaire comedian Kevin Hart as shooting guns 89.73s - 94.13s | man a large man stars as punch things man a 94.57s - 99.65s | Girl throws bombs as throwing bombs kid and Jack black 100.13s - 104.21s | Stars as annoying movie sidekick robot. That's so annoying 104.21s - 107.69s | I saw Jar Jar Binks walk out of the theater 108.09s - 111.91s | He used up an elderly poop yogurt saleswoman 111.91s - 118.33s | Jamie Lynn Curtis is


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- 47.77s | Legend has it that there's this massive treasure hidden in some secret vault 50.21s - 52.21s | Finally the elusive 52.41s - 57.39s | Congealed form of human embarrassment has been captured on film in the movie 57.89s - 65.97s | Borderlands by filmmaker Eli Roth or is this a Zack Snyder movie? I don't know who made this 66.93s - 74.53s | Elderly comedian Kate Blanchett stars as Lilith in this video game adaptation made by Sony pictures or 75.33s - 77.33s | Was it Lionsgate? 77.37s - 83.65s | Wait, aren't all Lionsgate movies straight to red box is red box still in business 84.25s - 89.73s | The movie also stars midget billionaire comedian Kevin Hart as shooting guns 89.73s - 94.13s | man a large man stars as punch things man a 94.57s - 99.65s | Girl throws bombs as throwing bombs kid and Jack black 100.13s - 104.21s | Stars as annoying movie sidekick robot. That's so annoying 104.21s - 107.69s | I saw Jar Jar Binks walk out of the theater 108.09s - 111.91s | He used up an elderly poop yogurt saleswoman 111.91s - 118.33s | Jamie Lynn Curtis is also in the film as elderly poop yogurt saleswoman scientist 118.81s - 123.13s | Exposition grandma who has a difficult time killing Michael Myers 123.49s - 126.29s | But can't seem to kill her own career 127.69s - 133.77s | This movie was long and no one showed up to it. How long was it? 133.77s - 138.57s | I never looked at the running time. I mean, it felt like it was three hours an hour or 42. Okay 139.17s - 146.69s | It definitely felt like one of those movies where they just were like ripping stuff out to get it down to a manageable time and dump 146.69s - 149.69s | it yes, baby, but the first thing to mention is that 149.69s - 154.09s | The I don't know if you call drama or 154.89s - 160.33s | Controversy with it was that Craig mason? Oh, yeah, he wrote the original script for it noble and 161.57s - 167.37s | Last of us right of us. Yes, he wrote the script for this and then Eli Roth came in and said no 167.37s - 173.09s | No, it's too good. Let me ruin it. And then


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also in the film as elderly poop yogurt saleswoman scientist 118.81s - 123.13s | Exposition grandma who has a difficult time killing Michael Myers 123.49s - 126.29s | But can't seem to kill her own career 127.69s - 133.77s | This movie was long and no one showed up to it. How long was it? 133.77s - 138.57s | I never looked at the running time. I mean, it felt like it was three hours an hour or 42. Okay 139.17s - 146.69s | It definitely felt like one of those movies where they just were like ripping stuff out to get it down to a manageable time and dump 146.69s - 149.69s | it yes, baby, but the first thing to mention is that 149.69s - 154.09s | The I don't know if you call drama or 154.89s - 160.33s | Controversy with it was that Craig mason? Oh, yeah, he wrote the original script for it noble and 161.57s - 167.37s | Last of us right of us. Yes, he wrote the script for this and then Eli Roth came in and said no 167.37s - 173.09s | No, it's too good. Let me ruin it. And then Craig mason said I don't want my name on this 173.09s - 177.61s | So there's a an alias. Oh, I know they don't use Alan Smithy anymore. No, it's like 178.33s - 180.53s | What's what's the new is there a new? Yeah, there is 181.17s - 183.17s | Joe Crombie 183.37s - 185.89s | That's a really great Joe Crombie 187.09s - 191.45s | As the writer with zero writing credits but borderlands and then in the true the facts 191.45s - 194.17s | It says Joe Crombie is an alias for Craig mason 194.17s - 199.55s | Why even do aliases anymore when everybody like back in the like 70s 80s you do Alan Smithy nobody knows 199.85s - 206.21s | But with the internet what it is now, it's not even worth it. Just publicly trash the movie and move on I guess 206.21s - 210.13s | I mean if you type in his Craig masons, you know 210.77s - 216.01s | IMDB it won't show up on it. So unless you're in the know or you really care I guess you'd be like 216.01s - 222.37s | Oh, oh that you know, so it's like


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Craig mason said I don't want my name on this 173.09s - 177.61s | So there's a an alias. Oh, I know they don't use Alan Smithy anymore. No, it's like 178.33s - 180.53s | What's what's the new is there a new? Yeah, there is 181.17s - 183.17s | Joe Crombie 183.37s - 185.89s | That's a really great Joe Crombie 187.09s - 191.45s | As the writer with zero writing credits but borderlands and then in the true the facts 191.45s - 194.17s | It says Joe Crombie is an alias for Craig mason 194.17s - 199.55s | Why even do aliases anymore when everybody like back in the like 70s 80s you do Alan Smithy nobody knows 199.85s - 206.21s | But with the internet what it is now, it's not even worth it. Just publicly trash the movie and move on I guess 206.21s - 210.13s | I mean if you type in his Craig masons, you know 210.77s - 216.01s | IMDB it won't show up on it. So unless you're in the know or you really care I guess you'd be like 216.01s - 222.37s | Oh, oh that you know, so it's like is he co-credited with Eli Roth because I think Eli Roth has a writing credit doesn't he? 222.49s - 229.05s | Yeah. Okay. Eli Roth is like, yeah the main screenwriter and then with Eli Roth and Joe Crombie 229.05s - 232.97s | Okay, they're gonna love seeing Cate Blanchett fighting psychos 232.97s - 236.41s | They're gonna love seeing Kevin Hart kick ass in a way you've never seen before 236.69s - 242.89s | Well, this is why we saw this movie because it sounded like a dumpster fire and there's other movies like earlier this year 242.89s - 249.13s | You know madam web came out that is like we skipped that we skip a lot of these types of movies now because they all 249.13s - 256.09s | Look so like generically bad and this one right out of the gate started with a zero percent rotten tomatoes 256.65s - 258.65s | zero percent so we're like, oh 259.09s - 262.65s | Our junk ears perked up. Yeah, sir 262.65s - 267.65s | Like hey, we haven't seen a terrible terrible studio movie in a while, right? Let's check it out for fun 267.73s - 272.49s |


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is he co-credited with Eli Roth because I think Eli Roth has a writing credit doesn't he? 222.49s - 229.05s | Yeah. Okay. Eli Roth is like, yeah the main screenwriter and then with Eli Roth and Joe Crombie 229.05s - 232.97s | Okay, they're gonna love seeing Cate Blanchett fighting psychos 232.97s - 236.41s | They're gonna love seeing Kevin Hart kick ass in a way you've never seen before 236.69s - 242.89s | Well, this is why we saw this movie because it sounded like a dumpster fire and there's other movies like earlier this year 242.89s - 249.13s | You know madam web came out that is like we skipped that we skip a lot of these types of movies now because they all 249.13s - 256.09s | Look so like generically bad and this one right out of the gate started with a zero percent rotten tomatoes 256.65s - 258.65s | zero percent so we're like, oh 259.09s - 262.65s | Our junk ears perked up. Yeah, sir 262.65s - 267.65s | Like hey, we haven't seen a terrible terrible studio movie in a while, right? Let's check it out for fun 267.73s - 272.49s | Right, right things like madam web. I kind of like yeah, it's like I kind of know exactly what's gonna 272.89s - 274.81s | What's gonna happen or what's wrong with it? 274.81s - 274.97s | Yeah 274.97s - 278.29s | But there is kind of like an ironic audience for those like people kind of had fun 278.53s - 283.37s | Making fun of madam web and there's like things that people joked about like the bad ADR and stuff 283.61s - 290.57s | So the movies like that are like those venom movies like people seem to genuinely enjoy how like stupid those are and this movie 290.57s - 292.57s | came out with like no 292.57s - 298.17s | Barely any publicity. It's just sort of like dumped in theaters like very little build-up very little like 298.69s - 303.03s | Any sort of promotion for it? It's like, oh, I guess that movies out now 304.05s - 317.02s | Well, we saw this trailer like like a long time ago and it looked looked like a Guardians of the Galaxy ripoff 317.02s - 319.86s | Yeah, it was like oh and then I forgot all about


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{ "webpage_url": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21gl2hgjo7A", "title": "Half in the Bag: Deadpool & Wolverine", "description": "Deadpool's back!\nMarvel's back!\nDisney's back!\nWolverine's back!\n\nEverything old is new again, but it's also meta.", "channel_url": "https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrTNhL_yO3tPTdQ5XgmmWjA", "duration": 2089, "channel": "RedLetterMedia", "uploader": "RedLetterMedia", "upload_date": "20240728" } 0.62s - 4.66s | This text was transcribed using whisper model: small.en Half in the bag. Wait you dig on multiverses 14.06s - 22.42s | Hello movie phone, I'd like to know what the next Showtime for Deadpool and Wolverine is hey quit talking to my grandma 23.26s - 31.08s | The the movie phone number is my grandma's old phone number. Oh, no, I'm calling my old roommate. His last name is movie phone 32.46s - 34.46s | Joseph movie phone 36.10s - 38.10s | Whose bid is better? 38.62s - 44.18s | Vote now on which bid is better or which bid is least worst least worst 44.38s - 51.06s | Which is best of the word is old roommate happens to have last name movie phone or the movie phone number has now been 51.14s - 53.14s | assigned to my grandma hmm 53.38s - 54.78s | Who is dead? 54.78s - 56.06s | so 56.06s - 60.10s | You know, it just keeps ringing. This is layers and layers to that Joe 60.10s - 66.30s | Yeah, I talking to a ghost does the phone keep ringing and I'm imagining I'm talking to somebody right 66.30s - 72.26s | This is why we weren't allowed in the writers room for Deadpool and Wolverine, right? Yeah, we're not that funny 73.30s - 78.30s | We're funny enough though to be asked to be in the writers room for the acolyte season too. Oh 79.90s - 84.46s | Cuz our our jokes come off of just like regular at old dialogue 92.18s - 94.18s | You oh 94.50s - 99.66s | Sorry hug Jackman is back as the Wolverine. That's a genuine typo. I 100.22s - 101.42s | Can prove that here 101.42s - 103.94s | Wait, is it a typo in that you wanted the joke to be hugged? 103.94s - 107.42s | Yeah, I mean or you did you take it right on the computer and then take a screenshot 107.42s - 114.38s | I didn't you wrote this the printer wasn't working. This is this is it's called technology improvisation Jay 115.82s - 117.66s | Yes, I 117.66s -


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121.10s | Had so embarrassed to be sitting next to you right now. Look at look 121.66s - 128.44s | My it takes me it would take me two hours to write this on my little keypad with the sausage finger. Okay, okay 129.94s - 132.50s | Print fucking the prints not gonna and then 133.14s - 138.82s | All right. Oh, so my question is did you intend it to be a joke and call him hug Jackman or you just miss 139.82s - 143.46s | But I have to read it as written. That's of course. Yeah contracts hug 143.46s - 147.10s | Jackman is back as the Wolverine and Deadpool 3 aka 148.06s - 152.94s | Deadpool and Wolverine or Wolverine and Deadpool. Oh, it's Deadpool and Wolverine baby 152.94s - 159.22s | Oh, he gets that's gotta get top billing the team up for the ages Ryan Reynolds is back as the sassy 160.34s - 165.74s | flamboyant smart-mouthed Wade Wilson and even though Wolverine died in Logan 165.94s - 171.94s | Marvel has introduced the multiverse so now we could bring back any character we want but hey fuck it 171.94s - 178.30s | It's all in good fun. Or is it now do the hardcore Marvel fans hate this kind of stuff? 178.30s - 183.94s | I have a feeling if Star Wars made a movie that was filled with swears and fourth wall breaking 183.94s - 189.30s | All those Star Wars fans would really be mad about it. This is a genuine question I have for you 189.66s - 193.94s | Oh shit, I forgot. I'm typing the intro and not talk. Well, let's start there. Oh my god 193.94s - 202.30s | Well, let's start there Jay because that's something I was thinking about during this because obviously if you're vaguely familiar with the Deadpool movies 203.06s - 206.26s | There is fourth wall breaking. There is inside jokes. There is 206.82s - 210.30s | All sorts of stuff comedy self-awareness looking at the camera 210.98s - 213.18s | bringing back characters that are 214.30s - 218.90s | Basically jokes and to themselves. Yeah failed attempts at 219.94s - 224.94s | Movies inside studio jokes the whole kit and kaboodle 224.94s - 230.86s | Can you imagine going to see this movie without being aware of the last like 20 years


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this fucking robot anymore pay me more money, you know, and then like all those sorts of jokes 288.70s - 292.70s | What if that happened? Yo dudes the Empire's pretty chill 292.70s - 297.74s | Maybe you could like join it or something and I bring this up because this movie 298.30s - 300.30s | was fantastic 300.62s - 306.58s | And it was playing we went to a theater that had 14 screens and it was playing on 13 of them. Yes 306.74s - 309.22s | And this is gonna make some money. I can guarantee you that much 309.46s - 312.18s | This is like the only sure hit of the year 312.18s - 316.90s | I think where everyone just knew for months and months leading up to this that it was going to be a big hit and after a 316.90s - 318.34s | slew of 318.34s - 319.70s | I don't know 319.70s - 321.54s | stinkers 321.54s - 323.54s | Uh, you know money talks 324.50s - 328.82s | Bullshit walks and money talks and then Disney's gonna go. Hey, can we do this with Star Wars? 329.14s - 333.94s | You want to give me that sandwich? I'm actually gonna take this home my dog. I am your dog 334.58s - 335.94s | I 335.94s - 339.86s | I don't know. I think is that is that or is that just too too far? 339.94s - 343.94s | I think that's too far with Star Wars because Deadpool that's his whole shtick 344.26s - 349.46s | But it doesn't break canon of like and especially now that they introduced the multiverse crap. You can do whatever you want 350.02s - 352.42s | I guess you could introduce the multiverse of the Star Wars 352.50s - 356.10s | I don't know, but I think the fact that Deadpool is like he's kind of in his own little pocket 356.10s - 362.02s | He's doing his own thing. I get that. Um, and this doesn't really I mean, I know it does tie in with the uh, 362.18s - 366.66s | Loki tv show that whole like time cup angle that's directly from that 367.06s - 369.06s | I didn't watch that show, but I know it's from that 369.46s - 374.58s | So I I think as a little kind of like anomaly


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creepy 44.61s - 49.17s | Intimidating psychopath and no, I'm not talking about Gary Busey 51.77s - 57.49s | The film has been widely praised as the scariest horror film in decades and an absolute must-see 58.01s - 62.21s | We also discuss Arcadian, which is another movie that exists 62.81s - 67.37s | That's not helping. Well, we're talking about Arcadian first 67.37s - 70.49s | I assume we're gonna talk about Arcadian first since no one wants to hear it and they're gonna yeah 70.49s - 74.53s | I have to wait until we get the long don't try to skip our ad breaks. Don't skip Arcadian 74.53s - 79.45s | We're gonna have a very detailed discussion of a movie that I didn't even know existed until like a week ago 79.45s - 81.45s | Nobody knows about this thing. No 82.17s - 83.81s | fairly low-budget 83.81s - 85.81s | movie filmed in Ireland 86.33s - 89.33s | Okay, I'm a director who hasn't really done much 90.05s - 92.05s | has it directed by 92.05s - 95.61s | Just just out of my own curiosity someone with like Parkinson's. I 99.22s - 102.38s | Had a feeling you wouldn't like it and something. I thought it was 103.82s - 109.66s | Spectacularly average. I thought it was fine. Listen, but I want to know what you saw in it that I didn't 110.18s - 115.90s | And I'm not just talking literally because I couldn't see what was happening half the time because the image was so there was a dark imagery 116.86s - 121.74s | The the camera work I'll discuss in a moment. There are some some negative qualities to it 121.74s - 126.54s | But overall I really enjoyed it and it has a high 127.10s - 130.50s | Critical rating but kind of like a 50% audience 130.86s - 136.54s | So it's either like you're you're you're on the same side of the movie or you didn't like it 136.54s - 141.06s | It's it's very polarizing. I guess you either loved it or hated it. I don't know. I've got it in the middle 141.06s - 143.46s | I don't know. Well, I'm I'm not gonna be 144.54s - 148.38s | Hyperbolic and say it was the greatest movie I've ever seen and blah blah blah blah blah, but


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