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{ "webpage_url": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8AhWVn-KiE", "title": "Half in the Bag: Top 10 Horror Movies (2024) Part 1", "description": "(00:00) Intro\n(4:46) Trailers Montage/Opening Discussion\n(14:36) MaXXXine\n(17:12) Mike\u2019s dishonorable mentions\n(20:49) The Watchers\n(21:07) Stopmotion\n(27:06) Salem\u2019s Lot\n(31:34) The Coffee Table\n(36:20) In a Violent Nature\n\nHalloween. What is it? A celebration of all things spooky, scary, and macabre. Are all horror movies Halloween movies? No. Are all Halloween movies horror movies? Yes. Except for stupid kids movies. In America we celebrate Halloween on October 31st. In Canada they celebrate Halloween on May 11th the day after Queen\u2019s Day and the day before Boxing Day. In England they called Halloween \u201cPumpkin Eve\u201d and when little kids ring the doorbells they say, \u201cTrick or Teeth\u201d. Folks hand out a trick or toothpaste (called teethpaste north of Buckinghampshire not not as far south as Willhubsmanfeld upon Blumberston\u201d. In North Korea Halloween is called Thursday. \n But Americans invented the horror film. The first horror film ever made was 1997\u2019s \u201cI Know What You Did Last Summer\u201d and since then it\u2019s been an amazing journey of terror and screams for you to annoy your religious Grandparents with. Tell them you\u2019re putting on The Last Temptation of Christ and play Terrorizer 3. When the film ends they had no idea they were pranked. Praise Jesus they say! Horror movies should be all released in October. But they aren\u2019t. It\u2019s too many films to jam into one month so they come out all year. This is why Mike and Jay have compiled this list since June. While planning for the years end 2024 recap, it was discovered that most films they\u2019ve watched drifted into the disturbing and macabre. Not always a traditional \u201cHalloween\u201d movie, but often containing disturbing violence, spooky visuals, paranormal events, murders, and so forth. So why wait until the end of the year to talk about these movies? Why not talks about them now? Mike and Jay go hopelessly off-topic so much this video is split into two parts. Part 1 #10 - #6 or so. There\u2019s some overlap and things out of order so get ready to be annoyed. But also get ready to laugh, as Jay and Mike present their witty inimitable banter with a healthy dose of lies, misleading information, incorrect facts, and jokes that aren\u2019t funny in any way. \n Please also be advised that these are not the top ten best horror films of 2024. For one,


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film ends they had no idea they were pranked. Praise Jesus they say! Horror movies should be all released in October. But they aren\u2019t. It\u2019s too many films to jam into one month so they come out all year. This is why Mike and Jay have compiled this list since June. While planning for the years end 2024 recap, it was discovered that most films they\u2019ve watched drifted into the disturbing and macabre. Not always a traditional \u201cHalloween\u201d movie, but often containing disturbing violence, spooky visuals, paranormal events, murders, and so forth. So why wait until the end of the year to talk about these movies? Why not talks about them now? Mike and Jay go hopelessly off-topic so much this video is split into two parts. Part 1 #10 - #6 or so. There\u2019s some overlap and things out of order so get ready to be annoyed. But also get ready to laugh, as Jay and Mike present their witty inimitable banter with a healthy dose of lies, misleading information, incorrect facts, and jokes that aren\u2019t funny in any way. \n Please also be advised that these are not the top ten best horror films of 2024. For one, Jay and Mike have already talked about some horror movies already which they aren\u2019t including. There is also many more months in 2024. It\u2019s not over. These are the top ten recent horror films watching between roughly June and today. Not matter how many times we mention this most of you will say, \u201cBut what about\u2026\u201d and \u201cYou should have put this or that at number whatever.\u201d It is a forgone conclusion 94% of you will still not understand what this video is. I\u2019m so sorry. I know this is confusing and it is what it is.", "channel_url": "https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrTNhL_yO3tPTdQ5XgmmWjA", "duration": 3050, "channel": "RedLetterMedia", "uploader": "RedLetterMedia", "upload_date": "20241023" } 0.62s - 2.46s | This text was transcribed using whisper model: small.en Half in the bag. 2.46s - 9.51s | Help! 9.51s - 12.51s | Well, Jay, the year's almost over. 12.51s - 14.09s | Mike, it's October. 14.09s - 16.59s | Yeah, like I said, the year's almost over, 16.59s - 18.75s | and what a scary year it's been. 18.75s - 22.59s | Oh, you mean all the hurricanes, political scandals, 22.59s - 24.75s | wars, all the shootings? 24.75s - 27.31s | No, no, I'm talking about horror movies.


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Jay and Mike have already talked about some horror movies already which they aren\u2019t including. There is also many more months in 2024. It\u2019s not over. These are the top ten recent horror films watching between roughly June and today. Not matter how many times we mention this most of you will say, \u201cBut what about\u2026\u201d and \u201cYou should have put this or that at number whatever.\u201d It is a forgone conclusion 94% of you will still not understand what this video is. I\u2019m so sorry. I know this is confusing and it is what it is.", "channel_url": "https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrTNhL_yO3tPTdQ5XgmmWjA", "duration": 3050, "channel": "RedLetterMedia", "uploader": "RedLetterMedia", "upload_date": "20241023" } 0.62s - 2.46s | This text was transcribed using whisper model: small.en Half in the bag. 2.46s - 9.51s | Help! 9.51s - 12.51s | Well, Jay, the year's almost over. 12.51s - 14.09s | Mike, it's October. 14.09s - 16.59s | Yeah, like I said, the year's almost over, 16.59s - 18.75s | and what a scary year it's been. 18.75s - 22.59s | Oh, you mean all the hurricanes, political scandals, 22.59s - 24.75s | wars, all the shootings? 24.75s - 27.31s | No, no, I'm talking about horror movies. 27.31s - 29.19s | Since they don't make comedies anymore, 29.19s - 30.75s | and I don't watch drama movies 30.75s - 32.83s | because they're too boring, 32.83s - 35.29s | all I've watched are horror movies. 35.29s - 37.73s | No, hey, I've seen a bunch of horror movies, too. 37.73s - 39.23s | That gives me an idea. 39.23s - 40.93s | We should talk about our top 10... 40.93s - 44.73s | Oh, fuck. 44.73s - 46.05s | Who is that? 46.05s - 47.29s | It's probably a skit. 47.29s - 49.29s | I mean, it's probably a skit. 50.85s - 52.21s | Come in. 52.21s - 53.09s | God damn it. 53.09s - 54.01s | Come in. 54.01s - 54.85s | Hi. 56.17s - 58.49s | Is this the Chubhub delivery guy? 58.49s - 61.01s | I set my order for noon, you fucking moron. 61.01s - 63.37s | Oh, no, no, I'm not from Chubhub. 63.37s - 64.45s | My name is Nick. 64.45s - 66.65s | Nick Plinkett. 68.73s - 70.77s | I've been expecting you, Nick. 70.77s - 72.33s | Hi, great-uncle Harry. 72.33s - 74.57s | Yeah, no, I know this


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27.31s - 29.19s | Since they don't make comedies anymore, 29.19s - 30.75s | and I don't watch drama movies 30.75s - 32.83s | because they're too boring, 32.83s - 35.29s | all I've watched are horror movies. 35.29s - 37.73s | No, hey, I've seen a bunch of horror movies, too. 37.73s - 39.23s | That gives me an idea. 39.23s - 40.93s | We should talk about our top 10... 40.93s - 44.73s | Oh, fuck. 44.73s - 46.05s | Who is that? 46.05s - 47.29s | It's probably a skit. 47.29s - 49.29s | I mean, it's probably a skit. 50.85s - 52.21s | Come in. 52.21s - 53.09s | God damn it. 53.09s - 54.01s | Come in. 54.01s - 54.85s | Hi. 56.17s - 58.49s | Is this the Chubhub delivery guy? 58.49s - 61.01s | I set my order for noon, you fucking moron. 61.01s - 63.37s | Oh, no, no, I'm not from Chubhub. 63.37s - 64.45s | My name is Nick. 64.45s - 66.65s | Nick Plinkett. 68.73s - 70.77s | I've been expecting you, Nick. 70.77s - 72.33s | Hi, great-uncle Harry. 72.33s - 74.57s | Yeah, no, I know this is kind of odd, 74.57s - 76.57s | me just busting in here like this. 76.57s - 78.53s | You probably haven't seen me since I was a baby, but... 78.53s - 79.77s | Cut the bullshit. 79.77s - 81.05s | I know why you're here today. 81.05s - 81.97s | You do? 81.97s - 86.44s | Yeah, you need one of my kidneys. 86.44s - 89.58s | I mean, what the fuck is happening? 89.58s - 92.06s | I was gonna kind of build to that, you know, 92.06s - 94.02s | but I figured maybe we could catch up 94.02s - 95.62s | and I could see how you're doing. 96.42s - 98.62s | I said cut the sentimental bullshit. 98.62s - 100.78s | I'm on the AOLs. 100.78s - 102.46s | I've got a computer. 102.46s - 105.18s | I've got theancestory.com. 105.18s - 107.98s | I know that out of my 38 living relatives, 107.98s - 110.30s | 37 of them have died from kidney failure. 110.30s - 112.62s | And you're my only match for a transplant. 112.62s - 114.54s | I'm the last living Plinkett. 115.44s - 116.30s | Right. 116.30s - 117.74s |


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is kind of odd, 74.57s - 76.57s | me just busting in here like this. 76.57s - 78.53s | You probably haven't seen me since I was a baby, but... 78.53s - 79.77s | Cut the bullshit. 79.77s - 81.05s | I know why you're here today. 81.05s - 81.97s | You do? 81.97s - 86.44s | Yeah, you need one of my kidneys. 86.44s - 89.58s | I mean, what the fuck is happening? 89.58s - 92.06s | I was gonna kind of build to that, you know, 92.06s - 94.02s | but I figured maybe we could catch up 94.02s - 95.62s | and I could see how you're doing. 96.42s - 98.62s | I said cut the sentimental bullshit. 98.62s - 100.78s | I'm on the AOLs. 100.78s - 102.46s | I've got a computer. 102.46s - 105.18s | I've got theancestory.com. 105.18s - 107.98s | I know that out of my 38 living relatives, 107.98s - 110.30s | 37 of them have died from kidney failure. 110.30s - 112.62s | And you're my only match for a transplant. 112.62s - 114.54s | I'm the last living Plinkett. 115.44s - 116.30s | Right. 116.30s - 117.74s | Well, okay. 117.74s - 120.18s | Uncle Harry, why are you pointing a gun at me? 120.18s - 122.62s | You know, I'm gonna die in a couple of days. 122.62s - 124.06s | Is that supposed to be a threat? 124.06s - 126.34s | No, it's not just for you. 126.34s - 128.06s | It's for us. 128.06s - 130.14s | See, if you want my kidney, 130.14s - 132.78s | you're gonna have to fight me for it. 132.78s - 135.86s | Uncle Harry, I'm not gonna fight you for your kidney. 135.86s - 137.06s | I thought we could just, you know, 137.06s - 139.70s | sit back and reminisce about the old times. 139.70s - 140.54s | Remember Christmas? 140.54s - 141.58s | No! 141.58s - 143.46s | I know I'm 109 years old 143.46s - 146.02s | and I got two perfectly functional working kidneys. 146.02s - 148.10s | You've got your whole life ahead of you. 148.10s - 150.98s | But there's no such thing as a free lunch 150.98s - 153.78s | except for fatty's chub hub order. 153.98s - 154.82s | What? 154.82s - 156.50s | I had a coupon. 156.50s -


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Well, okay. 117.74s - 120.18s | Uncle Harry, why are you pointing a gun at me? 120.18s - 122.62s | You know, I'm gonna die in a couple of days. 122.62s - 124.06s | Is that supposed to be a threat? 124.06s - 126.34s | No, it's not just for you. 126.34s - 128.06s | It's for us. 128.06s - 130.14s | See, if you want my kidney, 130.14s - 132.78s | you're gonna have to fight me for it. 132.78s - 135.86s | Uncle Harry, I'm not gonna fight you for your kidney. 135.86s - 137.06s | I thought we could just, you know, 137.06s - 139.70s | sit back and reminisce about the old times. 139.70s - 140.54s | Remember Christmas? 140.54s - 141.58s | No! 141.58s - 143.46s | I know I'm 109 years old 143.46s - 146.02s | and I got two perfectly functional working kidneys. 146.02s - 148.10s | You've got your whole life ahead of you. 148.10s - 150.98s | But there's no such thing as a free lunch 150.98s - 153.78s | except for fatty's chub hub order. 153.98s - 154.82s | What? 154.82s - 156.50s | I had a coupon. 156.50s - 157.54s | That's rude. 157.54s - 158.38s | Nice to meet you. 158.38s - 159.74s | You want my kidney, 159.74s - 162.90s | you're gonna have to play Russian Roulette for it. 162.90s - 165.26s | You see, I knew you were coming over today. 165.26s - 167.86s | So I took the liberty of cutting out my own kidneys. 167.86s - 169.06s | Jesus Christ. 169.06s - 170.38s | Yeah, that's right. 170.38s - 174.30s | I got it right here in this convenient carrying case. 174.30s - 176.20s | And all of it's kidney glory. 177.12s - 178.50s | Now, I got this gun. 178.50s - 180.56s | There's one bullet loaded in the chamber. 180.56s - 182.18s | I'm gonna spin the chamber 182.18s - 183.02s | and then we're gonna take- 183.26s - 184.34s | You know how Russian Roulette works. 184.34s - 185.70s | You don't have to explain that to me. 185.70s - 187.86s | Now, if you win and I die, 187.86s - 190.26s | then obviously you get to keep the kidney. 190.26s - 192.26s | Well, take the other one too. 192.26s - 193.70s | I won't be needing it.


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157.54s | That's rude. 157.54s - 158.38s | Nice to meet you. 158.38s - 159.74s | You want my kidney, 159.74s - 162.90s | you're gonna have to play Russian Roulette for it. 162.90s - 165.26s | You see, I knew you were coming over today. 165.26s - 167.86s | So I took the liberty of cutting out my own kidneys. 167.86s - 169.06s | Jesus Christ. 169.06s - 170.38s | Yeah, that's right. 170.38s - 174.30s | I got it right here in this convenient carrying case. 174.30s - 176.20s | And all of it's kidney glory. 177.12s - 178.50s | Now, I got this gun. 178.50s - 180.56s | There's one bullet loaded in the chamber. 180.56s - 182.18s | I'm gonna spin the chamber 182.18s - 183.02s | and then we're gonna take- 183.26s - 184.34s | You know how Russian Roulette works. 184.34s - 185.70s | You don't have to explain that to me. 185.70s - 187.86s | Now, if you win and I die, 187.86s - 190.26s | then obviously you get to keep the kidney. 190.26s - 192.26s | Well, take the other one too. 192.26s - 193.70s | I won't be needing it. 193.70s - 196.06s | Just don't take my cocking balls. 196.06s - 199.22s | I want the maggots to have those. 199.22s - 201.22s | I made them a promise. 201.22s - 203.58s | I was on stage at the Oscars. 203.58s - 204.58s | How did I get here? 204.58s - 206.62s | If I win and you die, 206.62s - 209.50s | then you just die a few days sooner than expected. 209.50s - 211.08s | No big loss. 211.08s - 213.36s | So what's it gonna be, kid? 213.36s - 215.48s | You wanna play one final game 215.48s - 217.14s | with your old Uncle Harry? 219.00s - 220.24s | Yeah. 220.24s - 221.08s | You know what? 221.08s - 221.92s | I do. 221.92s - 222.76s | I do. 222.76s - 223.68s | Like you said, I'm dying anyway. 223.68s - 225.16s | What's a couple extra days? 225.16s - 226.92s | And I figure the odds are probably pretty good. 226.92s - 229.36s | It's like 50-50, right? 229.36s - 230.20s | Let's go. 230.20s - 231.04s | Let's do this, Uncle Harry. 231.04s - 232.60s | I'm ready. 232.60s - 233.72s | All


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193.70s - 196.06s | Just don't take my cocking balls. 196.06s - 199.22s | I want the maggots to have those. 199.22s - 201.22s | I made them a promise. 201.22s - 203.58s | I was on stage at the Oscars. 203.58s - 204.58s | How did I get here? 204.58s - 206.62s | If I win and you die, 206.62s - 209.50s | then you just die a few days sooner than expected. 209.50s - 211.08s | No big loss. 211.08s - 213.36s | So what's it gonna be, kid? 213.36s - 215.48s | You wanna play one final game 215.48s - 217.14s | with your old Uncle Harry? 219.00s - 220.24s | Yeah. 220.24s - 221.08s | You know what? 221.08s - 221.92s | I do. 221.92s - 222.76s | I do. 222.76s - 223.68s | Like you said, I'm dying anyway. 223.68s - 225.16s | What's a couple extra days? 225.16s - 226.92s | And I figure the odds are probably pretty good. 226.92s - 229.36s | It's like 50-50, right? 229.36s - 230.20s | Let's go. 230.20s - 231.04s | Let's do this, Uncle Harry. 231.04s - 232.60s | I'm ready. 232.60s - 233.72s | All right, kid. 233.72s - 235.68s | I like your moxie. 235.68s - 237.16s | Figure we'll do it over there by that table. 237.16s - 239.08s | Just give me a second to get up. 239.08s - 239.92s | Okay, yeah. 242.08s - 245.80s | Okay. 249.66s - 251.06s | Oh God, this really hurts 251.06s - 253.50s | after that self-inflicting kidney surgery. 256.50s - 266.04s | What? 266.04s - 266.88s | What? 266.88s - 273.11s | Joke's on him. 273.11s - 275.59s | I put my kidney in that thing. 275.59s - 279.06s | What? 279.06s - 280.62s | What's even happening anymore? 280.62s - 282.22s | Well, that man got his kidney, 282.22s - 284.06s | so I'm happy for him. 284.06s - 286.78s | Can we talk about these fucking movies? 286.78s - 308.13s | Just don't get too hung up on reason. 308.13s - 309.61s | They just keep killing. 315.10s - 326.76s | It's a really special place. 326.76s - 330.13s | As I've always believed, 330.13s - 332.41s | there's nothing that can't be explained. 332.41s - 337.94s | I want to go. 337.94s - 339.46s | Takes on a life of its


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right, kid. 233.72s - 235.68s | I like your moxie. 235.68s - 237.16s | Figure we'll do it over there by that table. 237.16s - 239.08s | Just give me a second to get up. 239.08s - 239.92s | Okay, yeah. 242.08s - 245.80s | Okay. 249.66s - 251.06s | Oh God, this really hurts 251.06s - 253.50s | after that self-inflicting kidney surgery. 256.50s - 266.04s | What? 266.04s - 266.88s | What? 266.88s - 273.11s | Joke's on him. 273.11s - 275.59s | I put my kidney in that thing. 275.59s - 279.06s | What? 279.06s - 280.62s | What's even happening anymore? 280.62s - 282.22s | Well, that man got his kidney, 282.22s - 284.06s | so I'm happy for him. 284.06s - 286.78s | Can we talk about these fucking movies? 286.78s - 308.13s | Just don't get too hung up on reason. 308.13s - 309.61s | They just keep killing. 315.10s - 326.76s | It's a really special place. 326.76s - 330.13s | As I've always believed, 330.13s - 332.41s | there's nothing that can't be explained. 332.41s - 337.94s | I want to go. 337.94s - 339.46s | Takes on a life of its own. 339.46s - 340.30s | Maxine! 340.30s - 341.14s | Maxine! 341.14s - 341.98s | Maxine! 341.98s - 343.30s | Maxine! 343.30s - 352.62s | You're a fucking move. 352.62s - 388.70s | You don't have to be afraid. 388.70s - 391.02s | Plinket ran after that guy. 391.02s - 392.46s | It took him a little while to realize 392.46s - 396.14s | that he put his kidney in there 396.14s - 399.30s | so he could play Russian Roulette with that man, 399.30s - 402.82s | but then he realized that he didn't put his kidney in there 402.82s - 404.70s | and then he realized that he did. 404.70s - 406.38s | So then he ran after him. 406.38s - 408.78s | 20 bucks, like on the way, running after him, 408.78s - 411.38s | he doesn't remember what he's running after 411.38s - 413.02s | and he just gets on the bus 413.02s - 415.18s | and goes right to Popeye's Chicken 415.18s - 417.82s | for his usual lunch special. 417.82s - 418.90s | Mmm. 418.90s - 422.58s | Get a classic combo meal at Popeye's Chicken today. 422.58s - 427.39s | Love that chicken


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own. 339.46s - 340.30s | Maxine! 340.30s - 341.14s | Maxine! 341.14s - 341.98s | Maxine! 341.98s - 343.30s | Maxine! 343.30s - 352.62s | You're a fucking move. 352.62s - 388.70s | You don't have to be afraid. 388.70s - 391.02s | Plinket ran after that guy. 391.02s - 392.46s | It took him a little while to realize 392.46s - 396.14s | that he put his kidney in there 396.14s - 399.30s | so he could play Russian Roulette with that man, 399.30s - 402.82s | but then he realized that he didn't put his kidney in there 402.82s - 404.70s | and then he realized that he did. 404.70s - 406.38s | So then he ran after him. 406.38s - 408.78s | 20 bucks, like on the way, running after him, 408.78s - 411.38s | he doesn't remember what he's running after 411.38s - 413.02s | and he just gets on the bus 413.02s - 415.18s | and goes right to Popeye's Chicken 415.18s - 417.82s | for his usual lunch special. 417.82s - 418.90s | Mmm. 418.90s - 422.58s | Get a classic combo meal at Popeye's Chicken today. 422.58s - 427.39s | Love that chicken from Popeye's. 427.39s - 428.99s | 5.90, 4.99? 428.99s - 429.83s | 5.99? 429.83s - 430.67s | I don't know. 431.31s - 434.47s | Can you get a fast meal for 5.99 anymore? 434.47s - 436.27s | 35.99. 436.27s - 438.51s | Two pieces of chicken. 438.51s - 441.47s | Two piece with a side of mashed potatoes 441.47s - 443.67s | and a biscuit maybe? 443.67s - 444.51s | I don't know. 444.51s - 447.47s | Love that chicken from Popeye's. 447.47s - 448.75s | I didn't read the copy. 448.75s - 450.87s | Did you read it, what they were supposed to say? 450.87s - 454.27s | Oh, for advertisements or product placements? 454.27s - 455.99s | Popeye's Chicken, check it out today. 455.99s - 460.99s | High quality chicken, go to Popeye'sChicken.org. 461.67s - 462.51s | I don't know. 462.51s - 464.47s | All I know is it definitely won't make you sick. 464.47s - 465.83s | Love that chicken from Popeye's Chicken. 465.83s - 467.67s | Right, oh yeah, it won't. 467.67s - 468.55s | That's their slogan. 468.55s - 469.59s | That's their new slogan. 469.59s - 470.43s | I won't give you this. 470.43s


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you gave are iconic and memorable is because they were original. Well, yes 125.23s - 132.15s | And they were fresh and new and Beetlejuice was like, whoa, what's this craziness? My fucking goofy and weird 132.15s - 135.91s | It's goofy and weird. It's strange. And then this is just another one 136.27s - 142.47s | You know, I will say though compared to other movies that are coming out now a movie like this is a welcome reprieve 143.39s - 145.91s | You were taking photos of all the the upcoming 146.47s - 150.67s | Movies that were in the lobby of the theater and it's like gladiator 2 151.31s - 157.75s | Looks like gladiator. I mean, how is this any different though? I let me just say I didn't hate this movie 157.75s - 161.83s | I thought it was pretty good. I had laughed a bunch of times 161.83s - 169.79s | There were many little little cute moments that were funny little just tiny touches, but I found the middle chunk very boring 169.79s - 171.79s | I didn't really care for 173.27s - 179.83s | Plot it it it just it kind of went through the I don't want to say like remember this 179.83s - 183.79s | it wasn't that but no it hit those marks though that it had to and 184.43s - 190.47s | When they when they started singing at the end like being compelled to sing I was like, oh, yeah, we haven't done that scene 195.56s - 198.60s | We almost made it the whole way through the movie without doing that 198.88s - 203.88s | And oh when Catherine O'Hara is doing the thing and she didn't do the seance thing 203.88s - 211.68s | And she's doing the ritual in front like the influencers their faces being pulled into the phones was similar to when like 211.96s - 216.72s | Baldwin's face or no, it's Gina Davis's face. Well, they both stretch. They both mutate their face. Yeah 216.72s - 220.80s | Yeah, he just she peels her skin back and he stretches his nose or something like that 220.80s - 225.56s | Yeah, and then you know, like they're just those little hallmarks that there was nothing fresh 226.44s - 229.28s | Nothing except for maybe the corpse bride character 229.28s - 233.44s |


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{ "webpage_url": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEECtnSQ6CY", "title": "Half in the Bag: Strange Darling", "description": "Movies. What is they? A series of images accompanied by sound and music to tell a story. Who makes them? Artists? Clowns? Men and/or Women? Beef? A.I.s will soon make them and everything else and that's when the wars start. Save antibiotics and anti-radiation pills. Invest in canned food and shotguns. Build a fence around your property with barbed wire even though your elderly neighbors tell you it's an \"eye sore\". Tell them, \"First A.I.s will make an episode of Spongebob Squarepants and next they'll be coming to harvest your organs for Chinese billionaire gangsters on the black market through the dark web\". I found the site already. It's called www.crackerguts.com. On the site is a photo of my fat face with a caption that reads: We want everything but your liver. But I digress. Today Mike and Jar went BACK to the Monkeypox filled movie theaters to watch \"Strange Darling\", the new film starring Kyle Gallner (pronounced Gouwlinger) and others. Strange Darling is a weird, erotic, violent, indie-love story gone awry with the stench of mental illness and emotional manipulation. You could say it's the story of my childhood minus the broken shin bone that occurred in the back of a Pacer after we were hit by a drunk driver named \"Ted Danson\". \nKyle Gallner and Willa Fitzgerald light the screen on fire with performances that'll make you sh*t your trousers with last night's beans. Intense, bold, and shocking with lots of twists and turns, Strange Darling will keep you guessing and entertained the whole time. Unless two fly over apes from Milwaukee spoiled it for you. They tried to spoil not much. As little as possible and there are warnings, so pay attention. Just go see the movie, then watch the FULL review for fun. I support indie films. I mean, I don't support Tubi indie films like \"VelcoSharktoClown\" and trash like that, but real indie films that take care and effort to try to make something good, well yeah we support that. Maybe all the people that worked on this movie are huge as*h*les. I have no idea, but when it comes to sitting my fat a** down on a theater seat stained with dried cheese, if the movie shows me something, anything new and interesting I'm all for it. Overall the movie gets an F-",


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childhood minus the broken shin bone that occurred in the back of a Pacer after we were hit by a drunk driver named \"Ted Danson\". \nKyle Gallner and Willa Fitzgerald light the screen on fire with performances that'll make you sh*t your trousers with last night's beans. Intense, bold, and shocking with lots of twists and turns, Strange Darling will keep you guessing and entertained the whole time. Unless two fly over apes from Milwaukee spoiled it for you. They tried to spoil not much. As little as possible and there are warnings, so pay attention. Just go see the movie, then watch the FULL review for fun. I support indie films. I mean, I don't support Tubi indie films like \"VelcoSharktoClown\" and trash like that, but real indie films that take care and effort to try to make something good, well yeah we support that. Maybe all the people that worked on this movie are huge as*h*les. I have no idea, but when it comes to sitting my fat a** down on a theater seat stained with dried cheese, if the movie shows me something, anything new and interesting I'm all for it. Overall the movie gets an F-", "channel_url": "https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrTNhL_yO3tPTdQ5XgmmWjA", "duration": 2864, "channel": "RedLetterMedia", "uploader": "RedLetterMedia", "upload_date": "20240824" } 0.62s - 6.70s | This text was transcribed using whisper model: small.en Half in the bag. Oh get some acting chops. Yes. Yeah 31.05s - 37.43s | Yes, hello Disney I was very disappointed in the acolyte and I hope you don't make more of them 38.05s - 47.88s | Goodbye. Oh my god, it works Disney just canceled the acolyte 48.72s - 50.72s | What 50.72s - 54.78s | Well, maybe we do have some sway 55.58s - 65.03s | Who do you want to cancel not movies are back? That's right kids on this episode. We saw the indie darling feature film 65.03s - 69.67s | We've been waiting to see for over a year now the soft reboot of the crow 70.27s - 77.55s | Star oh wait. Sorry. We saw strange darling the new film starring America's favorite son and 77.91s - 81.19s | Jay's brother from another mother Kyle Galner 82.35s - 90.75s | but strange darling really stars willa Fitzgerald in a powerhouse performance as the other half of a 90.75s - 98.27s | hurting loving choking chasing and shooting couple of love


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"channel_url": "https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrTNhL_yO3tPTdQ5XgmmWjA", "duration": 2864, "channel": "RedLetterMedia", "uploader": "RedLetterMedia", "upload_date": "20240824" } 0.62s - 6.70s | This text was transcribed using whisper model: small.en Half in the bag. Oh get some acting chops. Yes. Yeah 31.05s - 37.43s | Yes, hello Disney I was very disappointed in the acolyte and I hope you don't make more of them 38.05s - 47.88s | Goodbye. Oh my god, it works Disney just canceled the acolyte 48.72s - 50.72s | What 50.72s - 54.78s | Well, maybe we do have some sway 55.58s - 65.03s | Who do you want to cancel not movies are back? That's right kids on this episode. We saw the indie darling feature film 65.03s - 69.67s | We've been waiting to see for over a year now the soft reboot of the crow 70.27s - 77.55s | Star oh wait. Sorry. We saw strange darling the new film starring America's favorite son and 77.91s - 81.19s | Jay's brother from another mother Kyle Galner 82.35s - 90.75s | but strange darling really stars willa Fitzgerald in a powerhouse performance as the other half of a 90.75s - 98.27s | hurting loving choking chasing and shooting couple of love crazed and confused fools 99.43s - 100.59s | whoa 100.59s - 102.11s | need a 102.11s - 105.23s | You light-headed now to put a period in these sentences 105.23s - 112.39s | But strange darling really stars willa Fitzgerald in a powerhouse performance as the other half of a hurtin 112.63s - 119.87s | loving choking chasing and shooting couple of love crazed and confused fools run amok in this 119.87s - 125.75s | Wild and truly strange film from director J T Mahler, you know 125.75s - 129.71s | I'd like to see we've been saying Galner and I think everyone in the world says Galner 129.71s - 132.15s | Yeah, cuz well, how do you spell gal? 133.27s - 136.95s | G-a-l would how would you spell call g-a-l-l? Yes? 136.95s - 139.63s | I don't know if the man knows how to say his own name, right? 139.63s - 142.43s | And I don't think anybody has had the nerve to tell him 142.43s - 148.35s | Oh, so no just nobody corrected him on how to say his own name correctly. Yeah, I don't know many such cases 150.43s - 152.63s | What you know


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you asked for this right 153.59s - 175.46s | Here we are. It's a it's a it's a it's a beautiful day in Milwaukee 75 degrees sunny beautiful 176.06s - 181.14s | I would make a joke that it's a bad idea to go sit in a movie theater. But today it was a good day 182.10s - 186.10s | Especially since in this case we didn't have to worry about other people in the theater 187.06s - 191.02s | Yes, that's true. That's gonna be a big part of our discussion is 191.62s - 195.30s | Because we did a video at the beginning of summer called the death of movie theaters 196.06s - 198.30s | and in that video we talked about 198.94s - 200.94s | movie theaters should 200.94s - 202.78s | cut back on 202.78s - 204.50s | screens showing 204.54s - 210.30s | Deadpool and Wolverine and throw in some indie stuff throwing some smaller things that might appeal to a different audience 211.10s - 212.82s | And they kind of did that long legs 212.82s - 218.50s | I would say falls under that category and now we have strange darling and we wanted to see it one because of that 219.30s - 220.46s | because we 220.46s - 226.58s | Fully support the idea of strange little movies being in the theater right next to borderlands 227.70s - 233.98s | But also because where the internet's number one Kyle Galner stands. So you're obligated to see it 234.62s - 235.78s | I 235.78s - 240.54s | Don't know if you'd cause Kyle Galner stands J's referring to to 241.14s - 242.14s | Kyle 242.14s - 249.94s | Galner not Galner Galner Kyle Galner videos our first was our Kyle Galner triple feature spectacular which which came from 250.66s - 252.66s | kind of just 253.06s - 255.06s | Serendipity circumstance 256.02s - 260.90s | Because I was like I was on my voodoo and I was browsing around and I was like, oh this movie looks neat 260.90s - 263.62s | And I watched the trailer for I think it was passenger 264.98s - 269.18s | and then I watched the trailer for dinner in America too, and then 270.02s - 273.98s | There was one other mother. May I I don't know but I was like what then, you know 275.10s -


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is VCR repair company we have 116.66s - 123.46s | So today we're here back again. This is like a half bag. I mean VCR repair shop hangout talk about movies 124.66s - 127.94s | Extravaganza is three movies in the theater in one month 128.54s - 135.94s | We sat in the same seats in the same theater. Yeah, and this borderlands. It was weird and and literally the the the 136.82s - 142.10s | Poster it was wrong. Oh, yeah, it's not even a real poster anymore. It's like a digital image, right? 142.10s - 146.34s | And so they didn't bother to change that so I was like, oh no the nightmare started all over again 146.34s - 149.34s | It was still the poster for borderland. Yeah, it's like, oh god, what happened? 149.34s - 152.86s | Did I buy tickets at the wrong theater and then we went in there and we're like, oh, okay 153.30s - 155.38s | Fingers crossed borderlands doesn't start playing 156.18s - 161.62s | Digital glitch because we're contractually obligated if we went into that theater and borderlands is playing we had to sit there and just watch it again 162.38s - 166.82s | Yes, that's that's the contract you make when you buy a movie ticket, you can't leave right? 166.82s - 169.66s | I mean, it's very very unfortunate sometimes 173.02s - 176.90s | But my question is who's to blame for this film well 178.14s - 182.98s | This this movie was a rollercoaster of emotions. Yes, because it started off 183.90s - 185.90s | literally about 186.26s - 189.14s | 30 minutes through I thought wow 189.62s - 194.58s | This is like the best movie I've seen this year and then that Goodwill 195.22s - 199.50s | suddenly turned to this is the worst movie I've seen this year and how they 199.98s - 207.02s | Was it Fede Alvarez? How he did he did that? I don't know. It's like a magician. I don't yeah 207.02s - 210.30s | I know when we talked about borderlands. I said I know at this point 210.30s - 213.14s | It's cliche to say a movie feels like it was written by AI 213.70s - 216.58s | I'm not gonna say this movie feels like it was written by AI 216.94s - 222.66s | but what I


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162.38s - 166.82s | Yes, that's that's the contract you make when you buy a movie ticket, you can't leave right? 166.82s - 169.66s | I mean, it's very very unfortunate sometimes 173.02s - 176.90s | But my question is who's to blame for this film well 178.14s - 182.98s | This this movie was a rollercoaster of emotions. Yes, because it started off 183.90s - 185.90s | literally about 186.26s - 189.14s | 30 minutes through I thought wow 189.62s - 194.58s | This is like the best movie I've seen this year and then that Goodwill 195.22s - 199.50s | suddenly turned to this is the worst movie I've seen this year and how they 199.98s - 207.02s | Was it Fede Alvarez? How he did he did that? I don't know. It's like a magician. I don't yeah 207.02s - 210.30s | I know when we talked about borderlands. I said I know at this point 210.30s - 213.14s | It's cliche to say a movie feels like it was written by AI 213.70s - 216.58s | I'm not gonna say this movie feels like it was written by AI 216.94s - 222.66s | but what I will say is it also feels like a cliche to call a film a fan film and 223.06s - 228.42s | This felt like a an alien fan film with all the the worst 229.30s - 231.30s | indulgences of that type of 231.66s - 236.62s | Like rogue one ish on steroids type movie. Yeah. Well, let me 236.90s - 242.10s | I have one more statement to make opening statement before the trial begins 242.34s - 244.26s | But I just want to 244.26s - 249.14s | Because because it's gonna get into spoilers because I want to I want to follow up on your your AI point 249.98s - 254.78s | Because I really didn't feel quite that same way about borderlands borderlands just felt like lame 255.86s - 257.06s | this 257.06s - 258.50s | different 258.50s - 262.42s | So the movie starts off and I loved it. I 263.30s - 265.10s | thought it was 265.10s - 267.54s | Fantastic for the first like 30 minutes 268.18s - 271.46s | aesthetically great the the it starts off on 272.26s - 277.74s | Weyland Yutani mining planet. I think it's around a little somewhere in


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will say is it also feels like a cliche to call a film a fan film and 223.06s - 228.42s | This felt like a an alien fan film with all the the worst 229.30s - 231.30s | indulgences of that type of 231.66s - 236.62s | Like rogue one ish on steroids type movie. Yeah. Well, let me 236.90s - 242.10s | I have one more statement to make opening statement before the trial begins 242.34s - 244.26s | But I just want to 244.26s - 249.14s | Because because it's gonna get into spoilers because I want to I want to follow up on your your AI point 249.98s - 254.78s | Because I really didn't feel quite that same way about borderlands borderlands just felt like lame 255.86s - 257.06s | this 257.06s - 258.50s | different 258.50s - 262.42s | So the movie starts off and I loved it. I 263.30s - 265.10s | thought it was 265.10s - 267.54s | Fantastic for the first like 30 minutes 268.18s - 271.46s | aesthetically great the the it starts off on 272.26s - 277.74s | Weyland Yutani mining planet. I think it's around a little somewhere in the alien 277.98s - 284.06s | It's post aliens a post alien pretty aliens because Ripley's in the cryo tube for like 80 years or something 284.06s - 288.74s | So this takes place 20 years after alien. I think they say two decades. So we meet 289.38s - 293.74s | characters on this planet there the younger generation of 295.18s - 301.34s | Generational miners that live on this planet and and they would live in such horrible conditions that they are getting like 301.42s - 304.50s | I don't know cancer or diseases and dying because 304.98s - 311.30s | The human body is not made for work in space and that's kind of the general premise of the background plot 311.30s - 313.30s | Yeah, but we have a girl 313.58s - 318.74s | rain rain rain and she has an Android buddy named Andy who's 319.34s - 325.38s | Brilliant in the film much like the last two Ridley Scott movies the best character in this movie is the Android 325.38s - 328.30s | Yeah, watch me. I'll do the fingering 328.30s - 335.30s | I mean, I don't know who that actor is, but he


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just like Brian Butterfield and I just pictured Brian Butterfield on a microphone 434.48s - 437.60s | You have a fever or cold now cold now 438.16s - 443.02s | the Butterfield diet plan order it exclusively online at 443.60s - 447.72s | W double W full-stop. Where are you Tony? 450.36s - 453.32s | So and then her Android friend is 454.32s - 458.36s | Like a older discontinued model of Android who's been damaged 458.36s - 463.24s | But her father gave it directives to protect her because he was dying and so he's like, oh, you know 463.24s - 467.40s | I feel I feel a little something and they and they have it. This is the plot. They have a plan 467.40s - 470.02s | There's a space station in orbit, which originally 470.80s - 477.76s | Initially, they think is a spaceship. This is her group of friends plan. I love her. They're all young people mush-mouthed British. Yeah friends 477.76s - 482.40s | Yes, this is this is the movie with the with the they shot me in the water 484.56s - 486.82s | Every time say oh no, it's there's something in the water 488.48s - 491.72s | But those characters get our main character tied up 491.88s - 497.80s | One of them has a plan to go up to space with what some kind of spaceship they have. I don't know 498.56s - 499.88s | and 499.88s - 501.40s | steal 501.40s - 507.56s | Six a cryo pods. Yes, and then take their spaceship and fly it for nine years to their 508.36s - 512.64s | Wonderful planet that they want to get to that's not part of the whale and utani corporation 512.64s - 515.84s | It's outside their jurisdiction and they could see the Sun and live a happy life 515.84s - 520.16s | And all the supporting characters are a little like one dimensional. Yeah, there's not much to them 520.24s - 522.60s | They don't give them time, but they're but they're alien fodder 522.60s - 528.94s | You kind of go in expecting that as long as the main character is strong and she starts, you know, interesting enough if they didn't spend 531.32s - 534.28s | 180 minutes of schlock at the end they could have 535.96s - 538.40s | Pre-loaded the movie with


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water 488.48s - 491.72s | But those characters get our main character tied up 491.88s - 497.80s | One of them has a plan to go up to space with what some kind of spaceship they have. I don't know 498.56s - 499.88s | and 499.88s - 501.40s | steal 501.40s - 507.56s | Six a cryo pods. Yes, and then take their spaceship and fly it for nine years to their 508.36s - 512.64s | Wonderful planet that they want to get to that's not part of the whale and utani corporation 512.64s - 515.84s | It's outside their jurisdiction and they could see the Sun and live a happy life 515.84s - 520.16s | And all the supporting characters are a little like one dimensional. Yeah, there's not much to them 520.24s - 522.60s | They don't give them time, but they're but they're alien fodder 522.60s - 528.94s | You kind of go in expecting that as long as the main character is strong and she starts, you know, interesting enough if they didn't spend 531.32s - 534.28s | 180 minutes of schlock at the end they could have 535.96s - 538.40s | Pre-loaded the movie with characterization. That's true 539.60s - 544.60s | Something in the water something in the water something in the water. They shot me in the water. What do you mean? 544.60s - 546.88s | There's something I don't know. It's just something in the fucking water 548.94s - 550.78s | You said Jay 550.78s - 552.34s | this 552.34s - 557.34s | This I don't know if your opinion is that Borderlands felt more like it was written by an AI or this no 557.34s - 560.74s | Borderlines felt AI this felt fan film this to me 561.30s - 566.18s | Felt AI as in you type into an AI and say 566.90s - 570.70s | Make a movie that combines alien aliens 571.78s - 576.86s | Prometheus alien covenant alien three and alien 578.42s - 580.42s | Or what's it called resurrection 580.94s - 586.74s | You combine all those movies into a movie make it. Yeah, and it just kind of does it randomly the 587.50s - 591.54s | The penal colony nature of the planet the the thing at the end 593.50s - 597.98s | Many many things which I don't want to get into right yet.


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characterization. That's true 539.60s - 544.60s | Something in the water something in the water something in the water. They shot me in the water. What do you mean? 544.60s - 546.88s | There's something I don't know. It's just something in the fucking water 548.94s - 550.78s | You said Jay 550.78s - 552.34s | this 552.34s - 557.34s | This I don't know if your opinion is that Borderlands felt more like it was written by an AI or this no 557.34s - 560.74s | Borderlines felt AI this felt fan film this to me 561.30s - 566.18s | Felt AI as in you type into an AI and say 566.90s - 570.70s | Make a movie that combines alien aliens 571.78s - 576.86s | Prometheus alien covenant alien three and alien 578.42s - 580.42s | Or what's it called resurrection 580.94s - 586.74s | You combine all those movies into a movie make it. Yeah, and it just kind of does it randomly the 587.50s - 591.54s | The penal colony nature of the planet the the thing at the end 593.50s - 597.98s | Many many things which I don't want to get into right yet. But yeah, sure. Let's do it spoilers 598.70s - 605.94s | spoilers I'm all fired up today because I actually felt I felt I felt many things because I felt sad 606.30s - 609.78s | Well, it was disappointing. I didn't have like super high hopes for this movie 609.78s - 611.78s | Like it the trailers were pretty good 613.26s - 618.38s | But it's like oh another Alien movie, but then when the movie starts and it's like, oh, this is actually an interesting setup 618.38s - 620.38s | I like the the world that they're building 620.78s - 626.98s | So it I actually started to get invested and that's why it was disappointing because after that it just goes completely off a cliff 627.50s - 629.50s | into a 629.54s - 633.42s | Pastiche of every previous Alien movie sometimes non-sensically 635.10s - 637.10s | As far as like line callbacks 637.58s - 641.82s | I guess if we're in spoilers get away from her you bitch 643.70s - 647.34s | Absolutely, no reason Andy the Android says get away from her you bitch 648.22s - 650.22s | Why did he say that? 650.62s - 652.62s


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