content: Leave it to the anti-club girl to pooh-pooh the Rehab.\n\nThe Hard Rock pools are undeniably amazing.  There are slides, lazy rivers, and wading pools as far as the eye can see.  However, during Rehab they turn into mud laden cess pools of post-clubber's dirt and vodka sweats.\n\nI went here with an out-of-town friend of mine who assured me that their 'cred' could get me into the club for free.  Funnily enough, their 'cred' counted for nothing and the fact that I went to school with the bouncer spared my pocketbook.  If I had paid $20 for admission, this would be a one star review.\n\nThe place is crowded.  Period.  Uncomfortably so.  And most of the people are ridiculously drunk, so walking's an issue.  Grit from the pool clings to your body long after you've exited.\n\nFor tourists who don't get to see girls in bikinis much, this is probably a very neat experience.  For locals, there are a lot of other pools you can sneak into for free without the risk of disease.