content: What the hell is sumomaki?  I'd never heard of it but soon learned through a quick Google search that it's a large roll (hence the name; cute but gross) with cream cheese and spicy mayo (even jalapeno, apparently, at some other places).  Barf.  If that's not nauseating enough, you should check out the \""sushi desserts,\"" which we found too terrifying to mock.\n\nStarving and desperate, we tried to order the most normal-sounding items on the menu.  Thank the lord, mine had to be freshly prepared and was acceptable, as long as I could shut the other stuff out of my mind.  My parents, poor souls, had to eat refrigerated sushi that had been made who knows when.  Tasted like cardboard.  I don't know what got into us, but we even took some back to the hotel for my brother-in-law, who must have thought my sister was leaving him.\n\nI'm all about innovation, evolution, and pushing boundaries.  But these ridiculous concoctions are criminal.  Just leave my sushi alone!!