content: Wow. Is low quality what being a hipster hotel is all about?\n\nFirstly, although it's right smack dab in the middle of where Affliction shirt-wearing, douchebag America comes to play, this once roach-infested but dressed up real nice to make it trendy Scottsdale hotel offers wonderful eye candy. But that wears off super fast when you;\n\n*Ride the world's slowest elevator! I pressed the up button to take me to the lobby for check-in and it literally took 3 minutes. By the time I lost patience and started to hump my luggage up the stairs the elevator doors magically opened! That slow ascent to the lobby amplified the 3 minutes.\n\n*Realize that Ikea undoubtedly furnished the rooms, including the wooden floors! An amazing thing happens when you can hear the occupants of both sides in high heels walk/stumble across the floor at 3am after drinking in the bars on the other side of the parking lot!. You get that uncomfortable 'I'm not alone in this room' feeling all night!\n\n*Have to get your key recoded daily! The elevator won't take you past the lobby floor without it and if you're in a hurry to get to your room, forget it. You'll have to wait to get your key fixed and then wait for the elevator.\n\n*Endure street and parking lot noise the whole time!! \""What? You're trying to sleep in a hotel next to a douchebag hangout? I will sing you the song of my people at 2:15am\""  \n\nIn closing, you're better off going to an established chain hotel than having to pay handsomely for bullshit.