content: Attended a week long family reunion here for remembrance of my father who passed away.  Our plans were to enjoy the pool and lazy river, share meals in our room, and split up at times to pursue local and far away attractions as smaller groups. For the most part the place is OK, and I'll try to be concise, but please read on for a summary of safety concerns/risk management.\n\nPROS\n- service staff friendly and accommodating\n- pool and grounds pleasant and charming (in a cheesy but cool way)\n- clean\n- onsite Denny's convenient for quick meals\n- communal bbq area well set up (if you don't mind communal)\n- evening poolside movie for families was neat\n\nMIXED FEELINGS\n- scantily clad \""hotties\"" serving drinks poolside, I mean, it's Vegas and all, but a bit more than I'd say \""OK\"" to with kids around\n- poolside music pretty loud over the weekend (plugging ears on that side of lazy river every time we passed by), was much more pleasant and low-key mid week\n\nCONS\n- No WIFI in rooms, had to go to 10th floor \""lounge\"" for internet access, and was booted out one evening due to \""private engagement\"" set up while I was uploading pictures. I understand the need to generate funds, but the limited amount of internet access should be available at all times...or...why not in-room like other places?\n- Mora room definitely cave-like and pull out bed really only good for kids due to limited privacy.  OK for quick weekend stays, but wouldn't want to spend a week+ in there again.\n- Kids in pool very rowdy and not reeled in by lifeguards or staff. One 14 yr-old-ish bully kept whacking the water on the surface with a flotation noodle in order to intimidate younger kids around him.  Many kids, including my 7 yr old daughter, were terrified.  Worse, this prompted other kids to start doing the same.  While not more horrible than the classic towel snap, I considered it a safety issue since it was so close to kids faces, and since I do not condone bullying.  This got so carried away that myself and several other folks and kids got out of the pool.  I mean, where's the parents, but also, where the lifeguards?  I held out as long as I could assuming someone would say something, but no one did.  The lifeguards sat around apathetic to the cause.\n- My biggest beef: My 76 yr old mom had an accident while exiting the pool and opened up a 3\"" long, deep laceration in her shin (to the bone). Due to her age and health issues, this was a serious injury. I (extensively trained in first aid) provided initial assessment and stabilization of my mom and the scene, then called the lifeguard, who blew a whistle in the direction of the towel shack.  A girl came over, and i explained the situation and asked her what their protocol was in this accident situation.  She gave me a dumb look, shrugged her shoulders, and I said \""Hey, we're tourists here, I don't know where the medical facilities are, and she clearly needs stitches\"".  She disappeared.  At this point, security came over and started asking simple questions and tried to talk us out of calling 911 saying \""she doesn't need stitches\"".  At this point I instructed my sister to call 911.  With no other resort staff presence or response, I provided continued first aid on my mom to control bleeding and comfort my mom until the EMT's showed up. Eventually, staff showed up with a bag of ice, and a 4\"" sterile dressing.  Like, what am i supposed to do with this?....she has an open and deep laceration, so ice is useless, and with no bandage material, so is a dressing. Luckily, the EMTs promptly showed up, and I turned my mom over to them.  the only other staff response was the same dumb girl came back with gloves on for the bio-hazards materials, and the security guy asked for our names and a \""statement\"". \n\nThe good side of the story is my mom required 20 stitches but is fine.  The bad side of the story is that i feel Tahiti Village showed no organised incident response procedures, no basic first aid abilities, and a strong desire to cover their own asses by down-playing my mom's situation and asking for \""statements\"" in the heat of the moment.  Coupled with my other poolside safety concerns here, along with full access to liquor at the pool, leads me to have strong concerns over risk management and incident response at this resort.  Use extreme caution and judgement on pool/lazy river use, because you are apparently on your own if something comes up.  What if i didn't have first aid skills (which includes accident assessment and action plan components)? What if we didn't call 911?  We even asked where the local hospital was and they had no answer for me!\n\nWhile Tahiti Village was an OK place otherwise, and would have gotten 3 stars from me, the lack of incident managements plans and training leaves me with a sour taste of what's likely a small window into the much bigger picture of this resort in general. Use with caution.