content: I stayed at the Monte Carlo over the 4'th of July weekend and rented a cabana by the pool. I stayed in the jacuzzi suite and it was in need of a deep cleaning, you know that kind of clean where you set the room on fire and remodel it after the ashes settle. Ok so i paid $300 bucks to have a \""cabana\"" by the pool on the fourth of july, When my girlfriend and I were shown our two lawn chairs located 2.5 feet from the kids wave pool, i was angrier than the time she  tricked into attending  Andrew Lloyd Webber's Opera, featuring such hits as: \""Don't cry for me argentina\"". I said to the cute blonde bimbo in the bikini \""is this our cabana?\"" she replied \""ummm lemme check, yeah.\"" as if she was wearing an invisible ear piece connected to her manager. \n\n     At this point i didn't care anymore, I just wanted to catch a buzz and over eat. So the deal is you get the cabana for the day, but you need to eat up at least $300 dollars in food and drink. I asked the girl for a few water's and a few cocktails because it was already broiling hot. Oh man! it was over an hour later, How was i going to spend $300 if i couldn't get a water and a beer an hour? Another waitress walked by and I flagged her down to see if she could check on our drinks, she was gone like a gipsy in the hot vegas sun never to be seen again.\n\n   Now i know what you are thinking , \""well it was the fourth and they were really busy\"".....\""um, no\"" they weren't busy at all, we were surrounded by empty chairs and splashing little kids in the wave pool. So we eventually got our drinks and quickly finished them because we thought we were going to evaporate on our redneck lawn chairs that were settled on a awkward slope by THE KITTY POOL!!!!!!, Long miserable story, but in the end we complained about the lack of service and received some lame hundred dollar credit for the next time we want to starve for a buzz and some snacks next to the pee pee pool. \n\n     The kicker is that the waitress tried to take an included gratuity of $80 dollars hahahahah, I didn't even know who she was and she tried to take almost a hundred bucks from me. Her manager called her over right in front of me and my girlfriend, making her peel open that  baby blue fanny pack and fork over the dough!!!! hahaha VICTORY!!! never again Mr. Monte Carlo!!!!