content: If you like bad chinese food, you'll love this place. It's one of those everything-tastes-the-same kinda places. Even the fortune cookie was boring; it said, 'have fun tonight.' \n\nGot delivery, kung pow chicken and s&s pork (though it could've been a shoe for all I could tell). Right now, I'm lying in bed, hoping I won't have terrifying weird protein-induced dreams, clutching my stomach. Have fun tonight, indeed.