content: We stayed in The Suite. Let me be clear. I wanted and expected fancy for this special trip. I got average. \n\nWhen I drop $200 a night, I don't want any dust in the room, I don't want a badly damaged chair and I don't want to pay $4 for a crappy in-room coffee. Yes, my friends. They charge $4 for a cheap room coffee. I used to stay in much, much cheaper places where this little perk was free. \n\nSo, if you want to be treated well, if you don't want to wait for 45 minutes to check in on a Tuesday afternoon (like we did 2 days ago), then go to The VEnetian or The Bellagio.