content: When you're in Vegas, do not assume that you shouldn't consume mass amounts of seafood since there are no bodies of water around you. \n\nWhen you're in Vegas for work, and your business colleagues say they want to treat you to Joe's, do not, do not, I repeat do not assume you're going to Joe's Crab Shack.  Do not dress down because you're afraid the crab shells on the floor will stick to your heels and you bring your sunnies with you because you're afraid the neon lights will hurt your eyes.  \n\nYes, that happened to me AND my boss, because we are such geniuses.  \n\nBack to the crab, this was my first stone crab experience, and it was enlightening.  I am from SF so crab is something I know, but stone crab...yummm, uncharted territory.  So sweet, so indulgent, so tasty, and coupled with that tangy mustard sauce?  Oh sweet heavens!  I also ordered the scallop dish that's wrapped in bacon...you really can't go wrong with that combo.  The scallops were of a monstrous proportion, and they wrapped the bacon around the scallops to make the whole dish look like a filet mignon.  Weird, but good.  My colleague had the crab cakes, and it took all of my will power to not eat her food when she went to the bathroom.  There were 8 other people sitting around the table, but still, it took a lot of strength.