content: So I keep reading reviews where people say \""I want to like whatever place, but I just can't.\""  This is how I feel about Harlow's.\n\nThe inside is cool... I like the retro diner feel.  And it's right around the corner from me, so it would be a great convenient spot.  And the prices are decent, except for the fact that the food is just not good.  (In the end I feel like I just wasted $30 on a crappy meal.)  I've given the place two tries, and I just don't get how the rating is so high and why it's always busy.\n\nThe first time I had the eggs benedict.  Not great, but not terrible.  I would never go back for more of that though.  I had read that the eggs Maximilian are the gem on the menu, so when I gave the place another go, I tried it.  Also not good.  My first bite was cold.  Not room temperature cold, but like refrigerator cold.  The flavor is somehow bold and bland at the same time.  I ate about 1/4 of the plate and couldn't do it anymore.  I left the place unsatisfied and kinda hungry.\n\nMy boyfriend likes pretty much everything and is NOT a picky eater, but he didn't like his chorizo breakfast burrito.  I don't know how you can mess  up a breakfast burrito, in AZ nonetheless, to the point that the guy won't eat it, but... well, it happened.\n\nThe OJ tastes like the stuff you get out of a machine at a hotel breakfast.  \n\nYou know you've made a mistake when you know you would have eaten better tasting food at Denny's.  :(\n\nI can't decide between one star or two.  I will never go back there because the food is so bad.  But the service is fine.