content: If you don't mind paying a ridiculous cover charge to listen to loud, live music you could hear just about anywhere else, and don't particularly care what you're drinking, this is probably a really fun place. The coolest things about it are that it's a huge space and they have coin lockers so you can ditch your backpack, purse or briefcase and have fun all night hands-free with nothing but your ID, cash or credit card and that orange key in your pocket.\n\nWould I go here again? No. Why? Because they don't have any whiskey!  I know it's a glorified All-American bar. But if you're going to call yourself Whiskey River, carry some bourbon I haven't already had a million times!  Wild Turkey (crap!), Makers Mark (crap!) and Johnny Walker (bo-oring!) hardly create an amazing selection of booze. Maybe I'm completely missing the point. But I'm a whiskey drinker and there's no notable selection of whiskey, whisky or even moonshine here. Call it \""Swill River\"" and stock nothing but \""well\"" labels and you won't disappoint.\n\nAlso I have no interest in the electric bull gazing crowd. That's usually a half step from a strip club, with guys ogling and girls just trying to get in and out of the spotlight. But Whiskey River is a really cool looking bar with cow themed booths, lava lamps and seemingly friendly people just out for a good time.