content: Beware: The following review contains spoilers. \n\nHandy capped dude gets turned into a vampire.\n\nThat's about it.\n\nWow. Just wow. We spent the entire time that we managed to stay there trying not to burst out into laughter. \n\nThis show..well...IT BITES. It BLOWS. It SUCKS and the cherry was when we were trying to slip out of the show one of the performers walks by us and growls at us. \n\nYes. We couldn't help but start laughing then.\n\nThe only pros? Boobies. But you can see those all over Vegas, they seem to grow on trees. \n\nSave yourself the torture and just lose your money at the slots - it might be a better time.