content: Jock Strap Central!!!  Hey Man, where else are you going to find \""Nasty Pig\"" brand apparel (really I had never heard of it)!  Now I have!\n\nJock Straps on Central!  If Curiosity can kill a cat, then what do you think satisfaction would do!  The Yelp listing for this business is :  White Rabbit Books and Things,  They do have a FEW books!  They have Rainbow Lollipop Dils, that's right!  The REAL reason for me bringing my Girlfriend here was to get a Gift for Neal and Bobs Chinese Gift Exchange Ugly Christmas Sweater Holiday Gathering - My Heart was set on a bottle of \""Swiss Navy\"" or \""Gun Oil\"", then the Sugar Bear (I do not know what he is really called - Bear shaped like you get Honey in at the Grocery)  Bear shaped bottle of Lube... Pistol Pete Underwear and wait a minute, Swiss Navy? Switzerland is landlocked! \n\nSo we went for the Lube and stayed for the Underwear and and maybe a video, yes it was a video, as we looked at a display my Girlfriend said \""what are these\"" I said \""I think they are air fresheners\"", I was REAL WRONG... These \""Apparatuses\"" looked totally Innocent and the Narrator was so Professional sounding as he explained how the product would provide a more enjoyable experience for the man who wants the most innovative design for  handling \""D\"" tool__  being Handy by himself (you know)!\n\nWe forgot to look for some cool Swimwear for me... Who is looking for Swimwear this time of the year... Mid 70's outside in December... I am!!! \n\n * * * * *  The rest of my review is for : :  ENTERTAINMENT  Purposes only!! * * * * *\n\nHistory of the Jop Strack according to Rod0... (this is not a Fairytail, though you can call it one if you like)... The Jopstrap as I remember was required \""epuiptment\"" (the Coaches actually called it \""Equipment\"") for Junior High Gym Class!  Some guys loved them, some loved to love them and some LOVED to hate them... After High School we invented something we called the \""H-jock\"" named after Handy Randy Hjock!  \n\nPerforming without a \""net\"" ...The H-jock consisted of Duct Tap leg straps and a thumb tacked (maybe misnamed if you say thumb) and that is it, no net, just Duct Tape leg straps and a \""thumb tack\""...s