content: The rooms are poopy. \n\nThere is no cable television, the shampoo was latherless and the conditioner wasn't much better. The rooms are on the tiny/cramped side and the soda machine only took singles.\n\nThese may not seem like big issues but when you're nursing a massive hangover and barely alive you need:\n\nA comfy room- to nurse yourself back to \""functional\"" \n\nA satisfying shower - because they always make you feel 90% better.\n\nTo stay hydrated- When you can barely make it to the bathroom, going down to Casino Level is not an option. The soda machine by the ice machine is your only hope. When you make the exhausting trek down the hall only to have your $5 bill rejected by said soda machine, well that's just a whole new level of pain.\n\nEntertainment- this is where the TV comes in. You may not THINK you'll spend enough time in your room to care, but you will. When every fiber of your body (including your hair) aches and your bound to your sickbed until your \""second wind\"" comes around, entertainment is indispensable. I'm not picky, I don't need premium cable. A TBS movie marathon would suffice but Paris Hotel offers only Vegas tourist info TV and about 20 random channels in Korean:  \n\nMy hangovers and I will stay elsewhere from here on out, but I'll probably still come here pre-hangover to drink and gamble since I do really dig the casino...