content: Can somebody please give me a tongue scraper??? Quick! The taste (or lack thereof) of the crappy $9 bloody mary is piercing my tongue! One of the things that irks me the most, is when you go to a restaurant, spend ten dollars on a \""signature\"" cocktail and it tastes like garbage. \n\nIn this case it tasted like water tomato juice, with a sprinkle of pepper. And a massive celery stick that engulfed the glass. \n\nSo you say, you should drink beer when you go to these places. You're right! But then don't put crappy drinks on the menu, just to fill up space. \n\nAll in all, we are in Scottsdale after all...there are a million places to go that have more to offer.. \n\n\nI left after the drink. You got me at \""hello?\"" No, not so much.