content: People sometimes ask me "Why do you care so much about Hollyoaks?". My reply to them is always passionate "..because it is the most god-awful, rotting mound of offal; showcasing the talentless mumblings of vacant, hired-purely-for-their-looks imbeciles, in a ridiculously guff, failed-indie-film-maker style!..." I'll often continue for 40 minutes or more on how stupifyingly naff it truly is.To find out that they are now inflicting this dross (albeit in book form) on the unsuspecting people of North America, I was overcome with anger, pity, frustration and general self-loathing.In summary: I'm not a fan.