content: Who's giving this 5 stars? Certainly not me! And guess what? I'm the target audience for this kind of thing! I love stuff like Frankenhooker, Dead Alive, Zombie Strippers, Gutterballs, etc. This crazy premise should have been a home run -- but it's absolutely excruciating trying to get through the 1 hour 40 min running time. It feels like 3 hours of pure torture. Production values are crap, the special effects aren't even up to the level this kind of cheese would require. In other words, bad effects can be funny. These don't even qualify as funny. Just one level from a cabbage patch doll glued to a stick. Please avoid this and don't waste your time unless you hate yourself.