content: Well,I've given every other one of Van Damme's movies a try,so I thought,with a little bit more apprehension than usual,how about this one.Well,I wish I had trusted my instincts and not gone near it with a bargepole,for this film simply took the biscuit.Universal Soldier:The Return is a mind bogglingly awful disaster,full of atrocious acting,utter predictability,cardboard characters,dated action,laughable special effects and boring martial arts.It's blissfully short,but sadly,it's so dire,it feels like it's going on forever,thanks mainly to stuntman turned director Mic Rodgers's unprofessional direction.And it's kind of freakyish how Jean Claude Van Damme was programmed mechanically in the first film,but now just seems to have returned back from the dead Frankenstein style here.For every reason imaginable,one to steer well clear from.