content: In the old days the only way you could buy films was on Super 8mm. They would be cut down to 10 or 20 minutes, and sometimes mediocre films would be much better with all the padding cut out. Bad films would become fun sometimes. But even on Super 8mm, you couldn't improve this. Why? Because it's all padding. Anything to avoid telling the story in the book. Honestly, there is NOTHING there for 97% of the time, and when it does try to throw in a big scene like the battleship fighting a war machine, it just looks like something a four year old might come up with on his Fisher Price My First Computer. There isn't even 5 minutes of good stuff here. This is so bad nothing can save it.