content: I too wish you could rate a book as 0.The plot was slow, boring, and never seemed to go anywhere but downhill. The only mildly interesting part was the sokrates. I agree with others who figure the wife was in on it but frankly, I didn't care by the end of the book anyway.If you have a choice of reading the toothpaste tube ingredients or this book, I'd take the toothpaste tube ingredients.