content: After the 200 jars of your uranium ore arrived at my home. A heavily armed S.W.A.T team tossed in a few tear gas canisters and broke down my front door. Thankfully, they have WIFI here at Guantanamo. I hear my wife will be getting out of the hospital soon and my kitty kat will be fetching tear gas canisters in heaven now. All of my new friends don't speak a word of english but the weather is nice here. Thanks Amazon.com and thank you Department of Homeland Security!