content: I remember back as a teenager watching "A Current Affair" when Maury Povich was still the host. There was a story on this very movie because the opening scene was filmed at a high school and consisted of 20 or so scantilly clad women and a voluptuous teacher that greeted the hero with the line, "Is that an apple in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" Obviously, this was a dream sequence, but nontheless, I think that alone was worth the $3.00 I paid for this movie. The rest is pretty much mind-numbing.