content: ...This book doesn't have any humor, that's for sure. It is as dry as a drought. (That means really dry, .... It's plot is also pretty much as exciting as a five hour lecture on how much TV children should be able to watch. (That means it's duller than dull...The plot is corny, dumb, and childish. I really couldn't like this book less if I tried.You would think this book is too bad to get published. Turns out it's not.