[ { "start": 19.22, "text": "PATRICK WINSTON: The Uniform\nCode of Military Justice" }, { "start": 23.84, "text": "specifies court martial for\nany officer who sends a soldier" }, { "start": 27.53, "text": "into battle without a weapon." }, { "start": 30.62, "text": "There ought to be a similar\nprotection for students" }, { "start": 32.995, "text": "because students\nshouldn't go out" }, { "start": 34.37, "text": "into life without the\nability to communicate," }, { "start": 38.07, "text": "and that's because\nyour success in life" }, { "start": 40.34, "text": "will be determined largely\nby your ability to speak," }, { "start": 43.76, "text": "your ability to write, and\nthe quality of your ideas," }, { "start": 47.84, "text": "in that order." }, { "start": 50.84, "text": "I know that I can be\nsuccessful in this" }, { "start": 52.67, "text": "because the quality\nof communication," }, { "start": 57.05, "text": "your speaking, your\nwriting, is largely" }, { "start": 59.45, "text": "determined by this formula." }, { "start": 61.88, "text": "It's a matter of how\nmuch knowledge you have," }, { "start": 65.15, "text": "how much you practice\nwith that knowledge," }, { "start": 67.67, "text": "and your inherent\ntalent, and notice" }, { "start": 70.1, "text": "that the T is very small." }, { "start": 72.23, "text": "What really matters\nis what you know." }, { "start": 75.86, "text": "This point came to me suddenly\na few decades ago when" }, { "start": 79.97, "text": "I was skiing at Sun Valley." }, { "start": 82.61, "text": "I had heard that it was\nCelebrity Weekend, and one" }, { "start": 85.43, "text": "of the celebrities\nwas Mary Lou Retton," }, { "start": 90.8, "text": "famous Olympic gymnast,\nperfect 10s in the vault." }, { "start": 95.48, "text": "And I heard that she\nwas a novice at skiing," }, { "start": 98.51, "text": "so when the opportune\nmoment arrived," }, { "start": 100.07, "text": "I looked over on\nthe novice slope" }, { "start": 102.47, "text": "and saw this young woman who,\nwhen she became unbalanced," }, { "start": 106.27, "text": "went like that." }, { "start": 108.35, "text": "And I said that's got to be her." }, { "start": 110.33, "text": "That must be the gymnast." }, { "start": 113.57, "text": "But then, it occurred to\nme, I'm a much better skier" }, { "start": 116.21, "text": "than she is, and she's an\nOlympic athlete-- not only" }, { "start": 118.82, "text": "an ordinary Olympic\nathlete, an outstanding one." }, { "start": 123.23, "text": "And I was a better skier because\nI had the K, and I had the P," }, { "start": 128.12, "text": "and all she had\nwas the T. So you" }, { "start": 130.729, "text": "can get a lot better\nthan people who" }, { "start": 132.86, "text": "may have inherent\ntalents if you have" }, { "start": 135.14, "text": "the right amount of knowledge." }, { "start": 137.46, "text": "So that's what my objective is\ntoday, and here's my promise." }, { "start": 140.96, "text": "Today, you will\nsee some examples" }, { "start": 144.83, "text": "of what you can put in your\narmamentarium of speaking" }, { "start": 148.4, "text": "techniques, and it\nwill be the case" }, { "start": 152.81, "text": "that some one of those examples,\nsome heuristic, some technique," }, { "start": 157.64, "text": "maybe only one, will make--" }, { "start": 160.04, "text": "will be the one that\ngets you the job." }, { "start": 163.05, "text": "And so this is a very\nnon-linear process." }, { "start": 165.6, "text": "You never know when\nit's going to happen," }, { "start": 167.752, "text": "but that is my promise." }, { "start": 168.71, "text": "By the end of the\nnext 60 minutes," }, { "start": 172.35, "text": "you'll have been exposed to\na lot of ideas, some of which" }, { "start": 175.49, "text": "you'll incorporate into\nyour own repertoire," }, { "start": 178.18, "text": "and they will ensure that you\nget the maximum opportunity" }, { "start": 183.08, "text": "to have your ideas\nvalued and accepted" }, { "start": 189.41, "text": "by the people you speak with." }, { "start": 191.9, "text": "Now, in order to\ndo that, we have" }, { "start": 194.3, "text": "to have a rule of\nengagement, and that" }, { "start": 197.15, "text": "is no laptops, no cell phones." }, { "start": 202.71, "text": "So if you could\nclose those, I'll" }, { "start": 204.6, "text": "start up as soon as you're done." }, { "start": 207.3, "text": "Some people ask why that\nis a rule of engagement," }, { "start": 211.8, "text": "and the answer\nis, we humans only" }, { "start": 214.83, "text": "have one language processor." }, { "start": 216.99, "text": "And if your language\nprocessor is enga--" }, { "start": 218.76, "text": "could you shut the\nlaptop, please?" }, { "start": 220.59, "text": "If your language processor\nis engaged browsing the web" }, { "start": 224.85, "text": "or reading your email,\nyou're distracted." }, { "start": 228.03, "text": "And worse yet, you distract\nall of the people around you." }, { "start": 230.88, "text": "Studies have shown that." }, { "start": 232.57, "text": "And worse yet, if I see a\nopen laptop somewhere back" }, { "start": 236.16, "text": "there or up here, it drives\nme nuts, and I do a worse job." }, { "start": 242.47, "text": "And so that ensures\nthat all of your friends" }, { "start": 244.71, "text": "who are paying attention\ndon't get the performance" }, { "start": 248.52, "text": "that they came to have." }, { "start": 251.23, "text": "So that's it for preamble." }, { "start": 253.83, "text": "Let's get started." }, { "start": 256.62, "text": "First thing we talk about,\nof course, is how to start." }, { "start": 265.47, "text": "Some people think\nthe right thing to do" }, { "start": 268.74, "text": "is to start a talk with a joke." }, { "start": 279.53, "text": "I don't recommend\nit, and the reason" }, { "start": 284.3, "text": "is that, in the\nbeginning of a talk," }, { "start": 286.82, "text": "people are still putting\ntheir laptops away." }, { "start": 289.42, "text": "They're becoming adjusted\nto your speaking parameters," }, { "start": 292.25, "text": "to your vocal parameters, and\nthey're not ready for a joke." }, { "start": 298.67, "text": "So it doesn't work very well." }, { "start": 300.09, "text": "They usually fall flat." }, { "start": 302.42, "text": "What you want to do instead is\nstart with empowerment promise." }, { "start": 309.56, "text": "You want to tell\npeople what they're" }, { "start": 311.06, "text": "going to know at\nthe end of the hour" }, { "start": 313.66, "text": "that they didn't know at\nthe beginning of the hour." }, { "start": 316.56, "text": "It's an empowerment promise." }, { "start": 317.808, "text": "It's the reason for being here." }, { "start": 321.66, "text": "What would be an example?" }, { "start": 322.91, "text": "Oh, I see." }, { "start": 324.23, "text": "At the end of this 60\nminutes, you will know things" }, { "start": 328.82, "text": "about speaking you\ndon't know now," }, { "start": 330.952, "text": "and something among\nthose things you know" }, { "start": 332.66, "text": "will make a difference\nin your life." }, { "start": 334.31, "text": "Yeah, that's an\nempowerment promise," }, { "start": 336.2, "text": "so that's the best way to start." }, { "start": 338.96, "text": "So now that I've talked a\nlittle bit about how to start," }, { "start": 341.54, "text": "what I want to do is give you\nsome samples of heuristics" }, { "start": 344.9, "text": "that are always on my\nmind when I give a talk," }, { "start": 348.97, "text": "and first of these heuristics is\nthat it's a good idea to cycle" }, { "start": 353.185, "text": "on the subject." }, { "start": 356.48, "text": "Go around it." }, { "start": 357.98, "text": "Go round it again." }, { "start": 359.36, "text": "Go round it again." }, { "start": 361.25, "text": "Some people say, tell him\nwhat you want to tell him." }, { "start": 365.9, "text": "Tell him again, and then\ntell him a third time," }, { "start": 368.69, "text": "as if people\nweren't intelligent." }, { "start": 371.9, "text": "But the point is--" }, { "start": 372.83, "text": "the reason is-- well, there\nare many reasons, one of which" }, { "start": 376.19, "text": "is, at any given\nmoment, about 20% of you" }, { "start": 379.34, "text": "will be fogged out no\nmatter what the lecture is." }, { "start": 382.03, "text": "So if you want to ensure that\nthe probability that everybody" }, { "start": 384.53, "text": "gets it is high, you need\nto say it three times." }, { "start": 389.12, "text": "So cycling is one of\nthe things that I always" }, { "start": 391.25, "text": "think about when I give a talk." }, { "start": 393.5, "text": "Another thing I think about\nis, in explaining my idea," }, { "start": 398.19, "text": "I want to build a fence around\nit so that it's not confused" }, { "start": 405.59, "text": "with somebody else's idea." }, { "start": 408.03, "text": "So if you were from Mars,\nand I was teaching you" }, { "start": 410.9, "text": "about what an arch is,\nI might say to you," }, { "start": 413.51, "text": "well, that's an arch." }, { "start": 415.333, "text": "And that's not to be confused\nwith some other things" }, { "start": 417.5, "text": "that other people\nmight think is--" }, { "start": 418.97, "text": "this is not an arch." }, { "start": 422.6, "text": "That's not an arch." }, { "start": 424.01, "text": "I'm building a\nfence around my idea" }, { "start": 425.78, "text": "so that it can be distinguished\nfrom somebody else's idea." }, { "start": 429.02, "text": "So in a more technical\nsense, I might say, well," }, { "start": 432.33, "text": "my algorithm might similar--" }, { "start": 433.99, "text": "might seem similar\nto Jones's algorithm," }, { "start": 435.74, "text": "except his is exponential,\nand mine's linear." }, { "start": 438.285, "text": "That's putting a\nfence around your idea" }, { "start": 439.91, "text": "so that people can not\nbe confused about how it" }, { "start": 442.998, "text": "might relate to something else." }, { "start": 446.96, "text": "The third thing on\nthis list of samples" }, { "start": 450.23, "text": "is the idea of\nverbal punctuation." }, { "start": 464.78, "text": "And the idea here is\nthat, because people" }, { "start": 468.05, "text": "will occasionally fog out and\nneed to get back on the bus," }, { "start": 472.73, "text": "you need to provide some\nlandmark places where" }, { "start": 476.21, "text": "you're announcing that it's\na good time to get back on." }, { "start": 480.26, "text": "So I might, in this\ntalk, say something" }, { "start": 482.48, "text": "about this being my outline." }, { "start": 485.84, "text": "The first thing we're going to\ndo is talk about how to start." }, { "start": 489.03, "text": "Then we're going to deal\nwith these four samples," }, { "start": 491.48, "text": "and among these\nfour samples, I've" }, { "start": 493.88, "text": "talked about the first\nidea-- that's cycling." }, { "start": 496.55, "text": "The second idea,\nbuilding-- and now," }, { "start": 498.2, "text": "the third idea is\nverbal punctuation." }, { "start": 502.04, "text": "So I'm enumerating\nand providing numbers." }, { "start": 504.77, "text": "I'm giving you a sense that\nthere's a seam in the talk," }, { "start": 508.04, "text": "and you can get back on." }, { "start": 513.299, "text": "So now, we're on a roll,\nand since we're on a roll," }, { "start": 518.13, "text": "can you guess what fourth\nidea might be here--" }, { "start": 522.27, "text": "an idea that helps people\nget back on the bus?" }, { "start": 528.8, "text": "AUDIENCE: Ask a question." }, { "start": 531.405, "text": "PATRICK WINSTON: Yes?" }, { "start": 532.28, "text": "AUDIENCE: Ask a question." }, { "start": 533.322, "text": "[INAUDIBLE]" }, { "start": 533.86, "text": "PATRICK WINSTON:\nAsk a question, yes." }, { "start": 535.57, "text": "Thank you." }, { "start": 538.22, "text": "So ask a question." }, { "start": 545.42, "text": "And so I will ask a question--\nhow much dead air can there be?" }, { "start": 549.03, "text": "How long can I pause?" }, { "start": 551.01, "text": "I counted seven seconds." }, { "start": 553.08, "text": "It seemed like an eternity to\nme to wait and not say anything" }, { "start": 556.3, "text": "for seven seconds, but that's\nthe standard amount of time" }, { "start": 559.74, "text": "you can wait for an answer." }, { "start": 560.91, "text": "And of course, the question\nhas to be carefully chosen." }, { "start": 563.7, "text": "It can't be too obvious\nbecause then people" }, { "start": 565.62, "text": "will be embarrassed to say\nit, but the answers can't" }, { "start": 568.41, "text": "be too hard because then nobody\nwill have anything to say." }, { "start": 572.58, "text": "So here are some\nsample heuristics" }, { "start": 574.8, "text": "you can put in\nyour armamentarium" }, { "start": 577.11, "text": "and build up your repertoire\nof ideas about presentation." }, { "start": 583.46, "text": "And now, if this\npersuades you that there" }, { "start": 587.34, "text": "is something to know,\nthat there is knowledge," }, { "start": 592.62, "text": "then I've already succeeded\nbecause what I want to convince" }, { "start": 595.5, "text": "you of, is if you watch the\nspeakers you admire and feel" }, { "start": 599.16, "text": "are effective,\nand ask yourselves" }, { "start": 601.14, "text": "why they're successful,\nthen you can" }, { "start": 603.03, "text": "build up your own\npersonal repertoire" }, { "start": 606.0, "text": "and develop your\nown personal style." }, { "start": 608.01, "text": "And that's my\nfundamental objective," }, { "start": 610.83, "text": "and the rest of this\ntalk is about some" }, { "start": 612.9, "text": "of the things that are\nin my armamentarium" }, { "start": 615.18, "text": "that I think are effective." }, { "start": 617.55, "text": "So next thing on\nour agenda, as we" }, { "start": 620.28, "text": "start to discuss\nthese other things," }, { "start": 622.83, "text": "is a discussion\nof time and place." }, { "start": 625.17, "text": "So what do you think is a\ngood time to have a lecture?" }, { "start": 630.612, "text": "11 AM?" }, { "start": 631.66, "text": "Yeah." }, { "start": 638.28, "text": "And the reason is most people\nat MIT are awake by then," }, { "start": 644.67, "text": "and hardly anyone has\ngone back to sleep." }, { "start": 648.17, "text": "It's not right after a meal." }, { "start": 650.1, "text": "People aren't fatigued\nfrom this or that." }, { "start": 652.56, "text": "It's a great time\nto have a lecture." }, { "start": 654.97, "text": "So that brings me, next,\nto the question of what" }, { "start": 656.97, "text": "about the place?" }, { "start": 658.546, "text": "And the most important\nthing about the place" }, { "start": 661.44, "text": "is that it be well lit." }, { "start": 669.32, "text": "This room is well lit." }, { "start": 671.99, "text": "Problem with other kinds\nof rooms is that we humans," }, { "start": 676.37, "text": "whenever the lights\ngo down, or whenever" }, { "start": 678.74, "text": "the room is dimly\nlighted, it signals" }, { "start": 681.41, "text": "that we should go to sleep." }, { "start": 683.35, "text": "So whenever I go\nsomewhere to give a talk," }, { "start": 685.1, "text": "even today, the\nfirst thing I do when" }, { "start": 687.44, "text": "I speak to the\naudio-visual people" }, { "start": 689.22, "text": "is say, keep the lights full up." }, { "start": 694.4, "text": "Oh, they might reply, people\nwill see the slides better" }, { "start": 699.0, "text": "if we turn the lights\noff, and then I reply," }, { "start": 702.61, "text": "it's extremely hard to see\nslides through closed eyelids." }, { "start": 710.35, "text": "What else can you\nsay about the place?" }, { "start": 713.07, "text": "Well, the place\nshould be cased, and I" }, { "start": 718.71, "text": "mean that in a colloquial\nsense, of like if you're" }, { "start": 721.68, "text": "robbing a bank, you\nwould go to the bank" }, { "start": 725.52, "text": "some occasions before\nto see what it's like," }, { "start": 728.4, "text": "so there are no surprises\nwhen you do your robbery." }, { "start": 733.17, "text": "So whenever I go\nsomewhere to speak," }, { "start": 735.75, "text": "the first thing I ask my host\nto do is to take me to the place" }, { "start": 738.6, "text": "where I'll be speaking so that\nif there are any weirdnesses," }, { "start": 742.32, "text": "I'll be able to deal with it." }, { "start": 746.52, "text": "Sometimes, it might\nrequire some intervention." }, { "start": 749.01, "text": "Sometimes, it just might\nrequire me to understand" }, { "start": 751.8, "text": "what the challenges are." }, { "start": 753.66, "text": "So when I came\nhere this morning," }, { "start": 756.96, "text": "I did what I typically do." }, { "start": 759.203, "text": "I imagined that\nall the seats were" }, { "start": 760.62, "text": "filled with disinterested\nfarm animals," }, { "start": 764.34, "text": "and that way, I knew that,\nno matter how bad it was," }, { "start": 766.83, "text": "it wouldn't be as bad as that." }, { "start": 771.46, "text": "So finally, it should\nbe reasonably--" }, { "start": 775.54, "text": "it should be\nreasonably populated." }, { "start": 783.95, "text": "It should be the case that--" }, { "start": 787.34, "text": "if there were 10\npeople in this hall," }, { "start": 789.37, "text": "everyone would be\nwondering, what's" }, { "start": 791.05, "text": "going on that's so much more\ninteresting that nobody's here." }, { "start": 794.23, "text": "So you want to get a\nright sized place that's--" }, { "start": 797.055, "text": "doesn't have to\nbe packed, but it" }, { "start": 798.43, "text": "has to be more than half full." }, { "start": 800.95, "text": "So those are some thoughts\nabout a time and place." }, { "start": 804.55, "text": "Next thing I want to\ntalk about is a subject" }, { "start": 807.64, "text": "of boards and props and slides." }, { "start": 818.23, "text": "Well, these are the\ntools of the trade." }, { "start": 821.23, "text": "I believe that this is the\nright tool for speaking" }, { "start": 829.42, "text": "when your purpose is informing." }, { "start": 832.33, "text": "The slides are good when\nyour purpose is exposing," }, { "start": 836.29, "text": "but this is what I use when I'm\ninforming, teaching, lecturing," }, { "start": 840.61, "text": "and there's several\nreasons why I use it." }, { "start": 842.44, "text": "For one thing, when\nyou use the board," }, { "start": 844.48, "text": "you have a graphic quality." }, { "start": 850.49, "text": "It's the case that, when\nyou have a board, then" }, { "start": 854.44, "text": "you can easily exploit the\nfact that you can use graphics" }, { "start": 859.99, "text": "in your presentation." }, { "start": 862.668, "text": "So that's the graphic quality\nthat I like, and the next thing" }, { "start": 865.21, "text": "I like is the speed property." }, { "start": 870.31, "text": "The speed with which you\nwrite on the blackboard" }, { "start": 872.44, "text": "is approximately the speed at\nwhich people can absorb ideas." }, { "start": 876.22, "text": "If you go flipping\nthrough a bunch of slides," }, { "start": 879.04, "text": "nobody can go that fast." }, { "start": 884.03, "text": "Finally, one great\nproperty of a board" }, { "start": 887.26, "text": "is that it can be a target." }, { "start": 893.83, "text": "Many people who are\nnovices at speaking" }, { "start": 899.2, "text": "find themselves suddenly\naware of their hands." }, { "start": 904.0, "text": "It's as if their hands were\nprivate parts that shouldn't" }, { "start": 906.37, "text": "be exposed in public, so right\naway, they go into the pockets," }, { "start": 910.82, "text": "and this is considered insulting\nin some parts of the world." }, { "start": 914.29, "text": "Or alternatively,\nmaybe the hands" }, { "start": 916.12, "text": "will go in back like this." }, { "start": 919.69, "text": "I was once in a convent\nin Serbia, and my host--" }, { "start": 927.82, "text": "as soon as we entered,\na nun came up to us" }, { "start": 930.37, "text": "and offered us a refreshment." }, { "start": 932.26, "text": "And I was about to\nsay, no, thank you," }, { "start": 933.98, "text": "and he said, eat\nthat stuff or die." }, { "start": 938.41, "text": "It's a question of local\ncustom and politeness." }, { "start": 942.37, "text": "But then before\nanything happened there," }, { "start": 946.15, "text": "the nun pulled my\nhands out like this" }, { "start": 949.36, "text": "because it was extraordinarily\ninsulting in that culture" }, { "start": 952.33, "text": "to have your hands\nbehind your back." }, { "start": 954.88, "text": "So why is that?" }, { "start": 956.08, "text": "Well, it's usually\nsupposed that that's" }, { "start": 959.21, "text": "that it has to do with whether\nyou're concealing a weapon." }, { "start": 962.17, "text": "So if your hands are in your\npockets or behind your back," }, { "start": 965.86, "text": "then it looks like you\nmight have a weapon," }, { "start": 969.81, "text": "and that's what I\nmean by the virtue--" }, { "start": 972.01, "text": "one of these virtues\nof the board." }, { "start": 973.583, "text": "Now, you have something\nto do with your hands." }, { "start": 975.5, "text": "You can point out the stuff." }, { "start": 980.15, "text": "I was once watching Seymour\nPapert give a lecture," }, { "start": 982.31, "text": "and I thought it was terrific." }, { "start": 984.11, "text": "So I went a second time--" }, { "start": 985.85, "text": "first time to absorb\nthe content, second time" }, { "start": 988.17, "text": "to note style." }, { "start": 989.88, "text": "And what I discovered is\nthat Papert was constantly" }, { "start": 992.09, "text": "pointing at the board." }, { "start": 993.568, "text": "And then I thought\nabout it a little while," }, { "start": 995.36, "text": "and I noted that none of\nthe stuff he was pointing to" }, { "start": 998.638, "text": "had anything to do with\nwhat he was saying." }, { "start": 1003.19, "text": "Nevertheless, it was\nan effective technique." }, { "start": 1009.2, "text": "So that's just a little\nbit about the virtue" }, { "start": 1012.07, "text": "of blackboards." }, { "start": 1013.26, "text": "Now, I want to talk about props." }, { "start": 1016.85, "text": "The custodians of\nknowledge about props" }, { "start": 1019.82, "text": "are the playwrights." }, { "start": 1021.89, "text": "Many decades ago, I saw\na play by Henrik Ibsen." }, { "start": 1025.73, "text": "It was Hedda Gabler." }, { "start": 1027.589, "text": "I remember vaguely that it was\nabout a woman in an unhappy" }, { "start": 1031.67, "text": "marriage, and her husband was in\ncompetition for an academic job" }, { "start": 1036.349, "text": "with somebody else." }, { "start": 1037.599, "text": "And he was going to lose\npartly because he was boring," }, { "start": 1040.91, "text": "and partly because the\ncompetitor had just" }, { "start": 1043.22, "text": "written a magnificent book." }, { "start": 1045.65, "text": "By the way, this\nis back in the days" }, { "start": 1047.15, "text": "before there were copying\nmachines and computers." }, { "start": 1050.71, "text": "Anyhow, as the play opens,\nthere's a potbellied stove," }, { "start": 1063.59, "text": "and in the beginning\nof the play," }, { "start": 1067.0, "text": "the potbelly stove,\nwith its open door," }, { "start": 1070.13, "text": "just has some slightly\nglowing embers." }, { "start": 1074.33, "text": "But the potbellied\nstove is always there," }, { "start": 1077.0, "text": "and as tension\nmounts in the play," }, { "start": 1079.64, "text": "and you see this\nmanuscript, this" }, { "start": 1081.17, "text": "prop that Ibsen so artfully\nused, you just know" }, { "start": 1086.21, "text": "that something's\ngoing to happen," }, { "start": 1088.52, "text": "because as the play goes on,\nthe fire gets bigger and hotter" }, { "start": 1093.89, "text": "and finally all\nconsuming, and you just" }, { "start": 1095.75, "text": "know that that manuscript is\ngoing to go into that fire." }, { "start": 1101.21, "text": "This memorable thing is what\nI remember about the play." }, { "start": 1106.07, "text": "So playwrights have got\nthis all figured out," }, { "start": 1109.59, "text": "but on the other hand,\nthey're not the only people" }, { "start": 1111.86, "text": "who can use props." }, { "start": 1114.38, "text": "Here's an example of\nthe use of a prop, also" }, { "start": 1118.01, "text": "due to Seymour Papert." }, { "start": 1119.75, "text": "He was talking about how\nit's important to look" }, { "start": 1122.54, "text": "at the problem in the\nright way, and here's" }, { "start": 1125.26, "text": "an example that not only teaches\nthat, but makes it possible" }, { "start": 1130.015, "text": "for you to embarrass\nyour friends" }, { "start": 1131.39, "text": "in mechanical engineering." }, { "start": 1133.19, "text": "So here's what you do." }, { "start": 1135.11, "text": "Take a bicycle wheel, and\nyou start it spinning." }, { "start": 1138.14, "text": "And then you put some\ntorque on the axle," }, { "start": 1142.01, "text": "or equivalently, you\nblow on the edge." }, { "start": 1146.24, "text": "And the issue is,\ndoes it go that way," }, { "start": 1149.57, "text": "or does it go that way?" }, { "start": 1152.79, "text": "Now, the mechanical engineers\nwill immediately say, oh, yes," }, { "start": 1156.59, "text": "I see-- right hand screw wheel." }, { "start": 1158.25, "text": "And they'll put their\nfingers in this position," }, { "start": 1160.97, "text": "but forget exactly how\nto align their fingers" }, { "start": 1164.09, "text": "with the various\naspects of the problem." }, { "start": 1167.87, "text": "And so it's usually the\ncase that they get it right" }, { "start": 1170.42, "text": "with about a 50% probability." }, { "start": 1174.26, "text": "So their very fancy\neducation gets them up" }, { "start": 1178.67, "text": "to the point where they're\nequivalent to flipping a coin." }, { "start": 1183.06, "text": "But it doesn't\nhave to be that way" }, { "start": 1185.72, "text": "because you can think about the\nproblem a little differently." }, { "start": 1189.03, "text": "So here's what you do." }, { "start": 1190.98, "text": "You take some duct\ntape, and you put it" }, { "start": 1194.08, "text": "around the part of\nthe wheel like that." }, { "start": 1197.45, "text": "And now, you start to think\nabout, not the whole wheel," }, { "start": 1200.25, "text": "but just a little piece that's\nunderneath the duct tape." }, { "start": 1203.92, "text": "So here, that piece comes\nrolling over the top," }, { "start": 1206.72, "text": "and at this point, you blow\non it with a puff of air." }, { "start": 1209.455, "text": "Forgetting about the\nrest of the wheel," }, { "start": 1211.08, "text": "what happens to that\nlittle piece that's" }, { "start": 1212.747, "text": "under the duct tape?" }, { "start": 1213.655, "text": "It must want to go\nthat way because you" }, { "start": 1215.28, "text": "banged on it like that." }, { "start": 1217.04, "text": "It's already going\ndown like that." }, { "start": 1219.42, "text": "And what about the next piece?" }, { "start": 1220.91, "text": "Same thing." }, { "start": 1221.83, "text": "Next piece?" }, { "start": 1222.33, "text": "Same thing." }, { "start": 1223.2, "text": "So the only thing\nthat can happen" }, { "start": 1225.62, "text": "is that the wheel\ngoes over like that." }, { "start": 1228.09, "text": "And so now, you'll\nnever wonder again" }, { "start": 1230.37, "text": "because you're thinking about\nthe problem in the right way," }, { "start": 1233.0, "text": "and it's demonstrated\nby the use of a prop." }, { "start": 1238.703, "text": "You can try this\nafter we're done." }, { "start": 1244.69, "text": "Another example I\nlike to remember" }, { "start": 1247.98, "text": "is one from when\nI was taking 8.01." }, { "start": 1250.88, "text": "Alan Lazarus was the\ninstructor at the time," }, { "start": 1253.96, "text": "and he was talking about the\nconservation of energy, kinetic" }, { "start": 1257.22, "text": "and potential." }, { "start": 1259.45, "text": "And there was a long wire in\na ceiling in 26-100 attached" }, { "start": 1264.42, "text": "to a much bigger\nsteel ball, but one--" }, { "start": 1267.8, "text": "not one like this." }, { "start": 1269.27, "text": "And Lazarus took the ball up\nagainst the wall like this." }, { "start": 1275.1, "text": "He put his head flat against\nthe wall to steady himself," }, { "start": 1279.21, "text": "and then he let go,\nand the pendulum" }, { "start": 1282.39, "text": "takes many seconds\nto go over and back," }, { "start": 1285.75, "text": "and then gently\nkisses Lazarus's nose." }, { "start": 1291.3, "text": "And so you have many\nseconds to think," }, { "start": 1293.7, "text": "this guy really believes in\nthe conservation of energy." }, { "start": 1303.27, "text": "Do not try this at home." }, { "start": 1306.6, "text": "The problem is that, the\nfirst time you do this," }, { "start": 1310.18, "text": "you may not just let go." }, { "start": 1311.82, "text": "There's a natural\nhuman tendency to push." }, { "start": 1321.51, "text": "So that's a little bit\non a subject of props." }, { "start": 1344.612, "text": "It's interesting." }, { "start": 1345.32, "text": "Whenever surveys are taken,\nstudents always say more chalk," }, { "start": 1349.81, "text": "less PowerPoint." }, { "start": 1351.8, "text": "And why would that be?" }, { "start": 1354.23, "text": "Props are also very effective." }, { "start": 1357.08, "text": "Why would that be?" }, { "start": 1359.42, "text": "I'll give you my lunatic\nfringe view on this." }, { "start": 1362.87, "text": "It has to do with what I would\ncall empathetic mirroring." }, { "start": 1382.35, "text": "When you're sitting up there\nwatching me write on the board," }, { "start": 1385.02, "text": "all those little mirror neurons\nin your head, I believe," }, { "start": 1388.95, "text": "become actuated, and\nyou can feel yourself" }, { "start": 1391.56, "text": "writing on the blackboard." }, { "start": 1393.06, "text": "And even more so, when I talk\nabout this steel ball going" }, { "start": 1398.56, "text": "that way and this way,\nyou can feel the ball" }, { "start": 1402.27, "text": "as if you were me, and you\ncan't do that with a slide." }, { "start": 1406.38, "text": "You can't do it with a picture." }, { "start": 1408.19, "text": "You need to see it in\nthe physical world." }, { "start": 1411.82, "text": "That's why I think that--" }, { "start": 1414.09, "text": "oh, yes, of course, it's--" }, { "start": 1415.803, "text": "there are speed\nquestions involved, too," }, { "start": 1417.47, "text": "that have to be separated out." }, { "start": 1419.64, "text": "But I think the\nempathetic mirroring" }, { "start": 1421.14, "text": "is why props and the use of a\nblackboard are so effective." }, { "start": 1427.89, "text": "Well, let's see-- oh, yes,\nthere is one more thing" }, { "start": 1433.99, "text": "by way of the\ntools, and that has" }, { "start": 1437.1, "text": "to do with the use of slides." }, { "start": 1442.26, "text": "I repeat, I think they're\nfor exposing ideas," }, { "start": 1445.14, "text": "not for teaching ideas, but\nthat's what we do in a job talk" }, { "start": 1448.44, "text": "or conference talk--" }, { "start": 1451.23, "text": "expose ideas." }, { "start": 1452.13, "text": "We don't teach them." }, { "start": 1454.09, "text": "So let me tell you a little\nbit about my views on that." }, { "start": 1460.51, "text": "I remember, once, I was in\nTerminal A at Logan Airport." }, { "start": 1469.06, "text": "I'd just come back from a\nreally miserable conference," }, { "start": 1473.24, "text": "and the flight was\nreally horrible." }, { "start": 1475.155, "text": "It was one of those that feels\nlike an unbalanced washing" }, { "start": 1477.53, "text": "machine." }, { "start": 1479.095, "text": "And for the only\ntime in my life," }, { "start": 1480.47, "text": "I decided to stop on my way to\nmy car and have a cup of coffee" }, { "start": 1486.62, "text": "and relax a little bit." }, { "start": 1488.56, "text": "And as I was there for a few\nminutes, someone came up to me" }, { "start": 1491.45, "text": "and said, are you\nProfessor Winston?" }, { "start": 1494.69, "text": "I think so, I said." }, { "start": 1497.808, "text": "I don't know." }, { "start": 1498.35, "text": "I guess I was\ntrying to be funny." }, { "start": 1500.57, "text": "In any event, he said,\nI'm on my way to Europe" }, { "start": 1502.7, "text": "to give a job talk." }, { "start": 1504.32, "text": "Would you mine\ncritiquing my slides?" }, { "start": 1507.44, "text": "Not at all, I said." }, { "start": 1508.61, "text": "You have too many, and\nthey have too many words." }, { "start": 1512.75, "text": "How did you know, he\nsaid, thinking perhaps I" }, { "start": 1515.28, "text": "had seen a talk of his before." }, { "start": 1517.79, "text": "I hadn't." }, { "start": 1519.8, "text": "My reply was, because\nit's always true." }, { "start": 1522.77, "text": "There are always too many\nslides, always too many words." }, { "start": 1526.31, "text": "So let me show you some extreme\nexamples of how not to use" }, { "start": 1529.725, "text": "slides." }, { "start": 1534.11, "text": "Well, for this demonstration,\nI need to be way over here" }, { "start": 1542.27, "text": "and when I get over here, then\nI can start to say things like," }, { "start": 1548.51, "text": "one of the things you shouldn't\ndo is read your transparencies." }, { "start": 1551.342, "text": "People in your audience\nknow how to read," }, { "start": 1553.05, "text": "and reading will\njust annoy them." }, { "start": 1555.41, "text": "Also, you should\nbe sure that you" }, { "start": 1556.94, "text": "have only a few words\non each transparency," }, { "start": 1559.7, "text": "and that the words\nare easy to read." }, { "start": 1562.16, "text": "And I hope I'm driving\nyou crazy because I'm" }, { "start": 1565.31, "text": "committing all kinds of\ncrimes, the first of which" }, { "start": 1568.55, "text": "is that there are too\nmany words on the slide." }, { "start": 1572.54, "text": "Second of which is,\nI'm way over there," }, { "start": 1574.63, "text": "and the slide's way over there." }, { "start": 1576.56, "text": "So you get into this\ntennis match feeling" }, { "start": 1580.07, "text": "of shifting back and\nforth between the slide" }, { "start": 1583.7, "text": "and the speaker." }, { "start": 1584.6, "text": "You want the slides to\nbe condiments to what" }, { "start": 1586.79, "text": "you're saying, not the main\nevent or the opposite way" }, { "start": 1589.73, "text": "around." }, { "start": 1591.15, "text": "So how can we fix this?" }, { "start": 1593.42, "text": "Step number one is to get\nrid of the background junk." }, { "start": 1597.86, "text": "That's always distraction." }, { "start": 1600.56, "text": "Step number two is to\nget rid of the words." }, { "start": 1603.59, "text": "When I reduced the\nwords to these," }, { "start": 1606.32, "text": "then everything I\nread a previous time," }, { "start": 1610.21, "text": "I'm not licensed to say,\nbecause it's not on the slide." }, { "start": 1613.27, "text": "I'm not reading\nmy slides anymore," }, { "start": 1615.09, "text": "but I'm saying what was\nwritten on the slides" }, { "start": 1618.37, "text": "in a previous example." }, { "start": 1622.01, "text": "So what else can we\ndo to simplify this?" }, { "start": 1625.31, "text": "Well, we can get\nrid of the logos." }, { "start": 1627.76, "text": "We don't need them." }, { "start": 1630.75, "text": "Simplification." }, { "start": 1633.03, "text": "What else can we do?" }, { "start": 1635.4, "text": "Get rid of the title." }, { "start": 1637.41, "text": "Now, I want to talk to you\nabout some rules for slide" }, { "start": 1640.24, "text": "preparation." }, { "start": 1641.25, "text": "I'm telling you the title." }, { "start": 1642.84, "text": "It doesn't have to be up there." }, { "start": 1644.88, "text": "By reducing the number\nof words on the slide," }, { "start": 1647.37, "text": "I'm allowing you to pay\nmore attention to me" }, { "start": 1649.35, "text": "and less to what's\nwritten on the slide." }, { "start": 1652.295, "text": "I mentioned it before--\nwe-- have only one language" }, { "start": 1654.42, "text": "processor, and we can\neither use it to read stuff" }, { "start": 1658.14, "text": "or to listen to the speaker." }, { "start": 1660.17, "text": "And so if we have too\nmany words on the slide," }, { "start": 1663.24, "text": "it forces people in the\naudience to read this stuff" }, { "start": 1665.7, "text": "and not listen." }, { "start": 1669.27, "text": "A student of mine did an\nexperiment a few years ago." }, { "start": 1672.57, "text": "He taught some students some\nweb-based programming ideas." }, { "start": 1680.13, "text": "Half the information was on\nslides, he said the other half," }, { "start": 1684.58, "text": "and then for a control\ngroup, he reversed it." }, { "start": 1687.63, "text": "And the question was,\nwhat did the subjects--" }, { "start": 1690.96, "text": "that is to say, freshmen\nat his fraternity--" }, { "start": 1693.24, "text": "what did the subjects\nremember best, what he said," }, { "start": 1698.04, "text": "or what they read on the slide?" }, { "start": 1701.26, "text": "And the answer is, what\nthey read on the slide." }, { "start": 1706.432, "text": "When their slides have\na lot of material on it," }, { "start": 1708.39, "text": "they don't pay attention\nto the speaker." }, { "start": 1710.11, "text": "In fact, in the after action\nreport, one of the subjects" }, { "start": 1713.19, "text": "said, I wish you\nhadn't talked so much." }, { "start": 1716.1, "text": "It was distracting." }, { "start": 1721.0, "text": "Well, the last item\nis eliminate clutter." }, { "start": 1724.12, "text": "Here's some clutter." }, { "start": 1726.23, "text": "No reason even\nfor those bullets." }, { "start": 1729.71, "text": "So the too many words\nproblem is a consequence" }, { "start": 1731.78, "text": "of a crime Microsoft\nhas committed" }, { "start": 1735.41, "text": "by allowing you to use\nfonts that are too small." }, { "start": 1739.35, "text": "So you should all have\na sample slide like this" }, { "start": 1743.57, "text": "that you can use to determine\nwhat the minimum font" }, { "start": 1746.24, "text": "size is that's easily legible." }, { "start": 1749.48, "text": "[INAUDIBLE],, what do\nyou think of those?" }, { "start": 1754.745, "text": "AUDIENCE: Which size is right?" }, { "start": 1756.212, "text": "PATRICK WINSTON: What's that?" }, { "start": 1757.19, "text": "AUDIENCE: Did you ask\nme what size is right?" }, { "start": 1759.023, "text": "PATRICK WINSTON:\nYeah, minimum, maybe." }, { "start": 1761.56, "text": "AUDIENCE: 40 or 50." }, { "start": 1762.77, "text": "PATRICK WINSTON: Yeah,\nhe says 40 or 50." }, { "start": 1764.99, "text": "I think that's about right." }, { "start": 1767.05, "text": "35 is beginning to get\ntoo small, not necessarily" }, { "start": 1769.73, "text": "because you can't read it,\nbut because you're probably" }, { "start": 1772.917, "text": "using it to get too\nmany words on the slide." }, { "start": 1777.38, "text": "What other crimes do we have?" }, { "start": 1779.94, "text": "Well, we have the\nlaser pointer crime." }, { "start": 1783.755, "text": "And for that-- in\nthe old days, when" }, { "start": 1786.89, "text": "we didn't have laser\npointers, we used wooden ones," }, { "start": 1789.12, "text": "and people would go waving\nthese things around." }, { "start": 1792.59, "text": "And pretty soon it became almost\nlike a baton twirling contest," }, { "start": 1799.45, "text": "so here's what I\nrecommended in the old days" }, { "start": 1802.4, "text": "for dealing with\nthis kind of pointer." }, { "start": 1808.97, "text": "This is an example\nof use of a prop." }, { "start": 1814.07, "text": "Jim Glass up there saw this\ntalk about 20 years ago," }, { "start": 1817.09, "text": "and said, oh, yeah,\nI remember that talk." }, { "start": 1819.38, "text": "That's the one where\nyou broke the pointer." }, { "start": 1823.25, "text": "It's amazing how\nprops tend to be" }, { "start": 1825.2, "text": "the things that are remembered." }, { "start": 1827.48, "text": "Well, now, we don't have\nphysical pointers anymore." }, { "start": 1832.215, "text": "We've got laser pointers." }, { "start": 1835.88, "text": "It's a wonder more people aren't\ndriven into epileptic fits" }, { "start": 1839.09, "text": "over this sort of stuff." }, { "start": 1841.19, "text": "Well, here's what\ntends to happen." }, { "start": 1843.848, "text": "Look at that." }, { "start": 1844.39, "text": "It's a lovely recursive picture,\nand I can become part of it" }, { "start": 1849.17, "text": "by putting that laser beam\nright on the back of my head" }, { "start": 1852.026, "text": "up there." }, { "start": 1856.1, "text": "Then what do you see?" }, { "start": 1858.72, "text": "You see the back of my head." }, { "start": 1861.44, "text": "I have no eye contact,\nno engagement, nothing." }, { "start": 1864.83, "text": "I was sitting with a student\nwatching a talk one day," }, { "start": 1868.3, "text": "and she said, you know\nwhat, we could all leave," }, { "start": 1871.79, "text": "and he wouldn't know." }, { "start": 1876.065, "text": "So what happens when\nyou use a laser pointer?" }, { "start": 1877.94, "text": "You can't use a laser pointer\nwithout turning your head" }, { "start": 1881.09, "text": "and pointing it at something,\nand when you do that," }, { "start": 1885.05, "text": "you lose contact\nwith the audience." }, { "start": 1887.57, "text": "You don't want to do it." }, { "start": 1889.59, "text": "So what do you do if you\nneed to identify something" }, { "start": 1892.705, "text": "in your image,\nand you don't want" }, { "start": 1894.08, "text": "to point at it with a laser?" }, { "start": 1895.28, "text": "This is what you do." }, { "start": 1896.84, "text": "Put a little arrow\non there and say," }, { "start": 1898.34, "text": "now, look at that guy at\nthe end of arrow number one." }, { "start": 1901.73, "text": "You don't need to have\nlaser pointer to do that." }, { "start": 1908.933, "text": "The too-heavy\ncrime-- when people" }, { "start": 1912.48, "text": "ask me to review\na presentation, I" }, { "start": 1915.37, "text": "ask them to print it out\nand lay it out on a table." }, { "start": 1921.06, "text": "When they do that, it's easy\nto see whether the talk is" }, { "start": 1924.45, "text": "too heavy, too much\ntext, not enough air, not" }, { "start": 1928.74, "text": "enough white space,\nnot enough imagery." }, { "start": 1932.95, "text": "This is a good example\nof such a talk--" }, { "start": 1936.54, "text": "way too heavy." }, { "start": 1939.3, "text": "The presenter has taken\nadvantage of a small font sizes" }, { "start": 1942.982, "text": "to get as much on the\nslide as he wanted." }, { "start": 1947.6, "text": "Lots of other crimes here,\nbut the too-heavy-- the fact" }, { "start": 1951.08, "text": "that it's too heavy is what\nI wanted to illustrate." }, { "start": 1953.8, "text": "So here, by contrast,\nanother talk--" }, { "start": 1956.75, "text": "one I gave a few years ago." }, { "start": 1957.89, "text": "It's not-- it wasn't a\ndeeply technical talk," }, { "start": 1961.52, "text": "but I show it to you\nbecause there's air in it." }, { "start": 1966.8, "text": "It's mostly pictures of things." }, { "start": 1969.11, "text": "There are three or four\nslides that have text on them," }, { "start": 1972.93, "text": "but when I come to those, I give\nthe audience time to read them." }, { "start": 1976.282, "text": "And they're there\nbecause they might have" }, { "start": 1977.99, "text": "some historical significance." }, { "start": 1980.613, "text": "The first slide with\na lot of text on it" }, { "start": 1982.28, "text": "is an extraction from the 1957--" }, { "start": 1986.12, "text": "from the proposal for the 1957\nAI conference at Dartmouth." }, { "start": 1990.83, "text": "Extraordinarily\ninteresting event," }, { "start": 1993.19, "text": "and that historical\nextraction from the proposal" }, { "start": 1997.79, "text": "helps drive that point home." }, { "start": 2000.96, "text": "What else have we got here?" }, { "start": 2003.08, "text": "Oh, yeah, your vocabulary\nword for the day." }, { "start": 2005.68, "text": "This is an hapax legomenon." }, { "start": 2008.77, "text": "What that means is, this\nis the kind of slide" }, { "start": 2011.17, "text": "you can get away with exactly\nonce in your presentation." }, { "start": 2016.54, "text": "This is a slide that got\nsome currency some years" }, { "start": 2018.91, "text": "ago because it shows the\ncomplexity of governing" }, { "start": 2023.5, "text": "in Afghanistan by showing\nhow impossibly complex it is." }, { "start": 2029.64, "text": "It's something you in the\naudience can't understand," }, { "start": 2032.48, "text": "and that's the point, but\nyou can't have many of these." }, { "start": 2035.92, "text": "You can have one per work,\none per presentation," }, { "start": 2038.59, "text": "one per paper, one per book." }, { "start": 2040.78, "text": "That's what hapax legomenon is,\nand this is an example of it." }, { "start": 2046.725, "text": "Well, I've shown\nyou some crimes." }, { "start": 2048.1, "text": "So you might be asking, do\nthese crimes actually occur?" }, { "start": 2052.739, "text": "So they do." }, { "start": 2056.861, "text": "[LAUGHTER]" }, { "start": 2061.775, "text": "There's the hands in\nthe pockets crime." }, { "start": 2066.54, "text": "There's a crime and time\nand place selection here." }, { "start": 2072.21, "text": "This is how you get\nto the Bartos Theater." }, { "start": 2075.837, "text": "First thing you do is\nyou get on these steps" }, { "start": 2077.67, "text": "over at the Media Lab, then you\ncross this large open space," }, { "start": 2084.12, "text": "then you turn right\ndown this corridor." }, { "start": 2085.92, "text": "[LAUGHTER]" }, { "start": 2087.201, "text": "At this point,\nwhenever I go in there," }, { "start": 2088.86, "text": "I wonder if there are torture\nimplements around the corner." }, { "start": 2091.962, "text": "[LAUGHTER]" }, { "start": 2092.462, "text": "And then when you\nget in there, you" }, { "start": 2094.53, "text": "get into this\ndark, gloomy place." }, { "start": 2097.68, "text": "So it's well named when they\ncall it the Bartos Theater" }, { "start": 2100.418, "text": "because it's a place where\nyou can watch a movie," }, { "start": 2102.46, "text": "but it's not a place\nwhere you can give a talk." }, { "start": 2107.33, "text": "Now, on a subject\nof does it happen," }, { "start": 2110.7, "text": "here's a talk I attended\na while back in Stata." }, { "start": 2114.87, "text": "Notice that the speaker is\nfar away from the slides." }, { "start": 2119.15, "text": "Speaker's using a laser pointer." }, { "start": 2122.75, "text": "And you say to me, well,\nwhat's happening here?" }, { "start": 2126.11, "text": "It's, by the way,\nthe 80th - 80th!" }, { "start": 2129.5, "text": "slide of the presentation." }, { "start": 2131.46, "text": "Notice that it extends\nwith the words," }, { "start": 2133.32, "text": "this is the first of\n10 conclusions slides." }, { "start": 2135.81, "text": "[LAUGHTER]" }, { "start": 2137.96, "text": "So what's the audience reaction?" }, { "start": 2141.74, "text": "That's the sponsor\nof the meeting." }, { "start": 2143.572, "text": "[LAUGHTER]" }, { "start": 2144.84, "text": "He's reading his email." }, { "start": 2147.32, "text": "This is the co-sponsor\nof the meeting." }, { "start": 2150.24, "text": "He's examining the lunch menu." }, { "start": 2152.012, "text": "[LAUGHTER]" }, { "start": 2154.552, "text": "What about this person?" }, { "start": 2158.83, "text": "This person looks like\nhe's paying attention," }, { "start": 2162.25, "text": "but just because\nit's a still picture." }, { "start": 2164.863, "text": "If you were to see a\nvideo, what you would see" }, { "start": 2166.78, "text": "is something like this [YAWNS]." }, { "start": 2170.555, "text": "[LAUGHTER]" }, { "start": 2174.35, "text": "So yeah, it does happen." }, { "start": 2177.96, "text": "Well, now, that's a\nquick review of tools." }, { "start": 2183.08, "text": "Now, I want to talk\nabout some special cases." }, { "start": 2190.3, "text": "We could talk a little\nbit about the informing" }, { "start": 2192.83, "text": "or to say another way,\ndoing what I'm doing now." }, { "start": 2198.01, "text": "But I'll just say a\nfew words about that." }, { "start": 2200.36, "text": "In that kind of\npresentation, you" }, { "start": 2202.34, "text": "want to start with a promise\nlike I did for this hour" }, { "start": 2206.87, "text": "that we're going through now." }, { "start": 2208.255, "text": "And then it comes\nto the question" }, { "start": 2209.63, "text": "of how do you inspire people?" }, { "start": 2212.888, "text": "I've given this talk\nfor a long time," }, { "start": 2214.43, "text": "and a few years ago,\nour department chairman" }, { "start": 2218.3, "text": "said, would you please give\nthis talk to a new faculty," }, { "start": 2222.26, "text": "and be sure to emphasize what\nit takes to inspire students." }, { "start": 2226.732, "text": "And strangely, I hadn't thought\nabout that question before." }, { "start": 2229.19, "text": "So I started a survey." }, { "start": 2231.29, "text": "I'd talked to some of my\nincoming freshmen advisees," }, { "start": 2234.49, "text": "and I talked to senior\nfaculty and everything" }, { "start": 2237.29, "text": "in between about how\nthey've been inspired." }, { "start": 2241.52, "text": "What I found from\nthe incoming freshmen" }, { "start": 2243.963, "text": "is that they were inspired by\nsome high school teacher who" }, { "start": 2246.38, "text": "told them they could do it." }, { "start": 2249.05, "text": "What I found in\nthe senior faculty," }, { "start": 2252.14, "text": "they were inspired\nby someone who" }, { "start": 2255.28, "text": "helped them see a\nproblem in a new way." }, { "start": 2258.31, "text": "And what I saw from everyone\nis that they were inspired when" }, { "start": 2264.05, "text": "someone exhibited passion\nabout what they were doing," }, { "start": 2269.68, "text": "exhibited passion about\nwhat they were doing." }, { "start": 2272.92, "text": "So that's one way\nto be inspiring." }, { "start": 2277.72, "text": "It's easy for me because I\ndo artificial intelligence." }, { "start": 2283.31, "text": "And how can you\nnot be interested" }, { "start": 2286.03, "text": "in artificial intelligence?" }, { "start": 2287.23, "text": "[LAUGHTER]" }, { "start": 2288.04, "text": "I mean, if you're not interested\nin artificial intelligence," }, { "start": 2290.842, "text": "you're probably not interested\nin interesting things." }, { "start": 2295.63, "text": "So when I'm lecturing in my\nAI class, it's natural for me" }, { "start": 2300.64, "text": "to talk about what\nI think is cool" }, { "start": 2303.55, "text": "and how exciting\nsome new idea is." }, { "start": 2307.32, "text": "So that's the kind of\nexpression of passion" }, { "start": 2311.08, "text": "that makes a difference\nwhile informing with respect" }, { "start": 2314.95, "text": "to this question of inspiring." }, { "start": 2319.96, "text": "Oh, yeah and of course,\nduring this promise phase," }, { "start": 2323.54, "text": "you can also express\nhow cool stuff is." }, { "start": 2327.07, "text": "Let me give you an example of\na lecture that starts this way." }, { "start": 2330.67, "text": "I'm talking about\nresource allocation." }, { "start": 2333.06, "text": "It's the same sort of stuff\nyou would think of when your--" }, { "start": 2335.76, "text": "it's the same sort\nof ideas you would" }, { "start": 2337.302, "text": "need if you're allocating\naircraft to a flight schedule" }, { "start": 2341.29, "text": "or trying to schedule a\nfactory or something like that." }, { "start": 2344.0, "text": "But the example\nis putting colors" }, { "start": 2346.06, "text": "on the states in\nthe United States" }, { "start": 2348.76, "text": "without any bordering states\nhaving the same color." }, { "start": 2351.38, "text": "So here it goes." }, { "start": 2355.39, "text": "This is what I show at the\nbeginning of the class." }, { "start": 2358.6, "text": "This is a way of\ndoing that coloring." }, { "start": 2361.52, "text": "And you might say, well, why\ndon't we wait till it finishes?" }, { "start": 2365.44, "text": "Would you like to do that?" }, { "start": 2367.19, "text": "No?" }, { "start": 2369.283, "text": "Well, we're not going\nto wait till it finishes" }, { "start": 2371.2, "text": "because the sun will have\nexploded and consumed the earth" }, { "start": 2373.99, "text": "before this program finishes." }, { "start": 2375.43, "text": "[LAUGHTER]" }, { "start": 2376.96, "text": "But with a slight adjustment\nto how the program works, which" }, { "start": 2381.52, "text": "I tell my students you will\nunderstand in the next 50" }, { "start": 2384.07, "text": "minutes, this is what you get." }, { "start": 2389.85, "text": "Isn't that cool?" }, { "start": 2393.41, "text": "You got to be\namazed by stuff that" }, { "start": 2395.16, "text": "takes a computation from\nlonger than the lifetime" }, { "start": 2397.83, "text": "of the solar system\ninto a few seconds." }, { "start": 2400.92, "text": "So that's what I mean by\nproviding a promise upfront" }, { "start": 2405.757, "text": "and expressing some\npassion about what" }, { "start": 2407.34, "text": "you're talking about." }, { "start": 2410.4, "text": "Well, the last item\nin this little block" }, { "start": 2412.08, "text": "here is it has to\ndo with what people" }, { "start": 2415.11, "text": "think that they do it at MIT." }, { "start": 2416.64, "text": "You ask faculty what the\nmost important purpose is," }, { "start": 2419.88, "text": "and they'll say, well, the\nmost important thing I do" }, { "start": 2423.48, "text": "is teach people how to think." }, { "start": 2426.06, "text": "And then you say\noh, that's great." }, { "start": 2429.09, "text": "How do you teach\npeople how to think?" }, { "start": 2432.03, "text": "Blank stare." }, { "start": 2435.25, "text": "No one can quite\nrespond to that part," }, { "start": 2438.04, "text": "that natural next question." }, { "start": 2440.693, "text": "So how do you teach\npeople how to think?" }, { "start": 2442.36, "text": "Well, I believe that we\nare storytelling animals." }, { "start": 2448.84, "text": "And that we start\ndeveloping our story," }, { "start": 2452.518, "text": "understanding and\nmanipulating skills" }, { "start": 2454.06, "text": "with fairy tales in\nchildhood and continue on" }, { "start": 2457.81, "text": "through professional schools\nlike law, business, medicine," }, { "start": 2462.49, "text": "everything." }, { "start": 2463.87, "text": "And we continue doing\nthat throughout life." }, { "start": 2466.69, "text": "So if that is what\nthinking is all about." }, { "start": 2469.87, "text": "And we want to teach\npeople how to think," }, { "start": 2471.73, "text": "you provide them with the\nstories they need to know," }, { "start": 2474.49, "text": "the questions they need to\nask about those stories," }, { "start": 2477.07, "text": "mechanisms for\nanalyzing those stories," }, { "start": 2479.35, "text": "ways of putting\nstories together," }, { "start": 2480.89, "text": "ways of evaluating how\nreliable a story is." }, { "start": 2484.76, "text": "And that's what I think you\nneed to do when you teach people" }, { "start": 2488.08, "text": "how to think." }, { "start": 2489.77, "text": "But that's all about education." }, { "start": 2491.92, "text": "And many of you here\nare not necessarily" }, { "start": 2495.79, "text": "for that, but rather\nfor this part," }, { "start": 2499.87, "text": "for persuading, which breaks\ndown into several categories," }, { "start": 2503.41, "text": "oral exams, not shown,\nshop talks, getting famous." }, { "start": 2508.21, "text": "I won't say much about oral\nexams other than the fact" }, { "start": 2511.72, "text": "that they used to be a lot\nscarier than they are today." }, { "start": 2514.93, "text": "In the old days,\nreading the literature" }, { "start": 2519.28, "text": "in a foreign language\nwas a part of that." }, { "start": 2521.41, "text": "And there was a\nhigh failure rate." }, { "start": 2524.35, "text": "And when you look back\non those failures," }, { "start": 2528.79, "text": "the most usual reason for\npeople failing an oral exam" }, { "start": 2532.54, "text": "is failure to situate and\na failure to practice." }, { "start": 2537.46, "text": "By situate, I mean,\nit's important to talk" }, { "start": 2540.43, "text": "about your research in context." }, { "start": 2542.68, "text": "This is a problem that's being\npursued all over the world." }, { "start": 2545.53, "text": "There hasn't been any progress\nbefore me in the past 30 years." }, { "start": 2550.45, "text": "Everyone is looking\nfor a solution" }, { "start": 2552.16, "text": "because it will\nhave impact on so" }, { "start": 2553.84, "text": "many other things, such\nsituating and time and place" }, { "start": 2557.38, "text": "and feel." }, { "start": 2558.86, "text": "And then as far as\npractice is concerned, yes," }, { "start": 2561.97, "text": "practice is important." }, { "start": 2563.53, "text": "But that doesn't mean showing\nyour slides to the people" }, { "start": 2568.09, "text": "you share an with." }, { "start": 2570.37, "text": "The problem with that is that if\npeople know what you're doing," }, { "start": 2574.023, "text": "they will hallucinate\nthat there's" }, { "start": 2575.44, "text": "material in your\npresentation that isn't there" }, { "start": 2577.48, "text": "if it isn't there." }, { "start": 2579.748, "text": "A variation on the\nscene, by the way," }, { "start": 2581.29, "text": "is your faculty supervisor\nis not a very good person" }, { "start": 2586.33, "text": "to help you debug a talk\nbecause they, in fact, know" }, { "start": 2589.3, "text": "what you're doing." }, { "start": 2590.2, "text": "And they will, in\nfact, hallucinate" }, { "start": 2591.94, "text": "there's material in your\npresentation that isn't there." }, { "start": 2594.818, "text": "So you need to get together\nwith some friends who" }, { "start": 2596.86, "text": "don't know what you're\ndoing and have them--" }, { "start": 2600.18, "text": "well, you start the\npractice session by saying," }, { "start": 2603.76, "text": "if you can't make me cry,\nI won't value as a friend" }, { "start": 2607.33, "text": "anymore." }, { "start": 2607.84, "text": "[LAUGHTER]" }, { "start": 2608.98, "text": "And then when you get to\nthe faculty on a oral exam," }, { "start": 2613.6, "text": "it will be easy." }, { "start": 2615.35, "text": "You see, difficulty--\nthe amount of flak" }, { "start": 2619.0, "text": "you'll get from somebody\nis proportional to age." }, { "start": 2621.99, "text": "The older somebody\nis, the more they" }, { "start": 2625.39, "text": "understand where they\nare in the world." }, { "start": 2627.16, "text": "But the young people are\ntrying to show the old people" }, { "start": 2629.47, "text": "how smart they are, so\nit's subtly vicious." }, { "start": 2632.122, "text": "So whenever you\nhave an opportunity" }, { "start": 2633.58, "text": "to have an examining\ncommittee that's" }, { "start": 2635.14, "text": "full of people with gray\nhair, that's what you want." }, { "start": 2639.49, "text": "Well, that's just a word\nor two about something" }, { "start": 2641.5, "text": "I haven't listed here." }, { "start": 2642.46, "text": "Let's get into the\nsubject of job talks." }, { "start": 2645.61, "text": "So I was sitting in a bar\nmany years ago in San Diego." }, { "start": 2654.23, "text": "I was a member of the\nNavy Science Board," }, { "start": 2656.68, "text": "and I was sitting with a couple\nof my colleagues on the board" }, { "start": 2661.42, "text": "Delores Etter from the\nUniversity of Colorado." }, { "start": 2664.91, "text": "She made me so jealous I could\nspit because she'd written 21" }, { "start": 2667.96, "text": "books, and I'd only written 17." }, { "start": 2670.66, "text": "And then the other\none was Bill Weldon" }, { "start": 2675.13, "text": "from the University of Texas." }, { "start": 2678.23, "text": "He was an electromagnetism\nguy, and he" }, { "start": 2681.28, "text": "knew how to use rail guns to\ndrive steel rods through tank" }, { "start": 2685.03, "text": "armor." }, { "start": 2685.66, "text": "These were interesting people." }, { "start": 2687.59, "text": "So I said, what do you look\nfor in a faculty candidate?" }, { "start": 2693.88, "text": "And within one\nmicrosecond, Delores" }, { "start": 2698.0, "text": "said, they have\nto show us they've" }, { "start": 2700.27, "text": "got some kind of vision, quickly\nfollowed by Bill who said," }, { "start": 2705.94, "text": "they have to show us that\nthey've done something." }, { "start": 2715.16, "text": "Oh, that sounds good, I said." }, { "start": 2718.55, "text": "And then I said\nto them, how long" }, { "start": 2720.56, "text": "does a candidate have to\nestablish these two things?" }, { "start": 2724.64, "text": "What do you think?" }, { "start": 2726.85, "text": "Well, compare your\nanswer to theirs." }, { "start": 2733.97, "text": "Five minutes." }, { "start": 2736.803, "text": "So if you haven't\nexpressed your vision," }, { "start": 2738.47, "text": "if you haven't told people that\nyou've done something in five" }, { "start": 2742.85, "text": "minutes, you've already lost." }, { "start": 2745.88, "text": "So you have to be\nable to do that." }, { "start": 2747.63, "text": "And let me just mention a couple\nof things in that connection." }, { "start": 2751.25, "text": "Here, the vision is\nin part, a problem" }, { "start": 2754.19, "text": "that somebody cares about and\nsomething new in your approach." }, { "start": 2766.35, "text": "So the problem is\nunderstanding the nature" }, { "start": 2768.56, "text": "of human intelligence." }, { "start": 2770.48, "text": "And the approach\nis asking questions" }, { "start": 2772.64, "text": "about what makes us\ndifferent from chimpanzees" }, { "start": 2776.51, "text": "and Neanderthals." }, { "start": 2778.13, "text": "Is it merely a\nmatter of quantity," }, { "start": 2779.72, "text": "or we're just a little bit\nsmarter in some continuous way?" }, { "start": 2783.32, "text": "Or do we have something\nthat's fundamentally different" }, { "start": 2786.49, "text": "that chimpanzees don't have\nand Neanderthals either?" }, { "start": 2790.55, "text": "And the answer is yes, we\ndo have something different." }, { "start": 2794.63, "text": "We are symbolic creatures." }, { "start": 2796.9, "text": "And because we're\nsymbolic creatures," }, { "start": 2799.55, "text": "we can build\nsymbolic descriptions" }, { "start": 2804.56, "text": "of relations and events." }, { "start": 2806.33, "text": "We can string them\ntogether and make stories." }, { "start": 2808.835, "text": "And because we can make stories,\nthat's what makes us different." }, { "start": 2811.76, "text": "So that's my stump speech." }, { "start": 2814.19, "text": "That's how I start\nmost of my talks" }, { "start": 2816.56, "text": "on my own personal research." }, { "start": 2819.26, "text": "How do you express the notion\nthat you've done something?" }, { "start": 2824.99, "text": "By listing the steps that need\nto be taken in order to achieve" }, { "start": 2830.24, "text": "the solution to that problem." }, { "start": 2832.602, "text": "You don't have to have\ndone all of those steps." }, { "start": 2834.56, "text": "But you can say here's\nwhat needs to be done." }, { "start": 2838.37, "text": "An example, here's\nwhat needs to be done." }, { "start": 2840.66, "text": "We need to specify\nsome behavior." }, { "start": 2843.26, "text": "We need to enumerate\nthe constraints that" }, { "start": 2845.84, "text": "make it possible to\ndeal with that behavior." }, { "start": 2848.69, "text": "We have to implement a system\nbecause we're engineers," }, { "start": 2851.03, "text": "and we don't think that\nwe've understood something" }, { "start": 2853.19, "text": "unless we can build it." }, { "start": 2855.333, "text": "And we've built such\na system, and we're" }, { "start": 2857.0, "text": "about to demonstrate\nit to you today." }, { "start": 2858.542, "text": "That would be an example of\nenumerating a series of steps" }, { "start": 2862.04, "text": "needed to realize the vision." }, { "start": 2865.29, "text": "So then blah, blah, blah,\nblah, blah, blah, blah, blah." }, { "start": 2869.28, "text": "And then you conclude by--" }, { "start": 2871.25, "text": "you conclude by enumerating\nyour contributions." }, { "start": 2881.11, "text": "It's kind of mirror\nof these steps." }, { "start": 2883.93, "text": "And it helps to establish\nthat you've done something." }, { "start": 2886.61, "text": "So that's a kind of\ngeneral purpose framework" }, { "start": 2888.73, "text": "for doing a technical talk." }, { "start": 2892.18, "text": "Now, only a few more\nthings left to do today." }, { "start": 2896.93, "text": "Getting famous is the\nnext item on our agenda" }, { "start": 2899.36, "text": "because once you've\ngot the job, you" }, { "start": 2900.92, "text": "need to think a\nlittle bit about how" }, { "start": 2902.42, "text": "you're going to be\nrecognized for what you do." }, { "start": 2905.79, "text": "So oh, first of all, why should\nyou care about getting famous?" }, { "start": 2918.14, "text": "I thought about\nthis in connection" }, { "start": 2920.36, "text": "with a fundraising\nevent I attended" }, { "start": 2924.92, "text": "once, a fundraising\nevent for raising money" }, { "start": 2929.92, "text": "to save Venice from going under\nwater and having all of its art" }, { "start": 2932.68, "text": "destroyed." }, { "start": 2933.82, "text": "Anyway, I was sitting here,\nand JC was sitting here." }, { "start": 2940.21, "text": "That was Julia, the\nlate Julia Child." }, { "start": 2948.19, "text": "And as the evening wore\non, more and more people" }, { "start": 2950.95, "text": "would come up and ask Julia\nto autograph something" }, { "start": 2954.76, "text": "or express a feeling that\nshe had changed their life." }, { "start": 2959.59, "text": "And it just happened\nover and over again." }, { "start": 2963.38, "text": "So eventually, I turned to\nJulia, and I said, Ms. Child," }, { "start": 2967.81, "text": "is it fun to be famous?" }, { "start": 2970.157, "text": "And she thought about\nit for a second." }, { "start": 2971.74, "text": "And she said, you\nget used to it." }, { "start": 2974.752, "text": "[LAUGHTER]" }, { "start": 2975.9, "text": "But you know what occured to me?" }, { "start": 2978.07, "text": "You never get used\nto being ignored." }, { "start": 2981.59, "text": "So it's-- here's a\nway to think about it." }, { "start": 2985.24, "text": "Your ideas are\nlike your children." }, { "start": 2987.1, "text": "And you don't want them to\ngo into the world in rags." }, { "start": 2990.37, "text": "So what you want\nto do is to be sure" }, { "start": 2991.87, "text": "that you have these\ntechniques, these mechanisms," }, { "start": 2995.39, "text": "these thoughts about how to\npresent ideas that you have so" }, { "start": 2998.47, "text": "that they're recognized for\nthe value that is in them." }, { "start": 3002.28, "text": "So that's why it's a legitimate\nthing to concern yourself" }, { "start": 3005.37, "text": "with packaging." }, { "start": 3008.01, "text": "Now, how do you get remembered?" }, { "start": 3011.07, "text": "Well, there's something I\nlike to call Winston's star." }, { "start": 3014.72, "text": "And every one of the items\nI'm about to articulate starts" }, { "start": 3020.13, "text": "with an S. So if you want\nyour presentation ideas" }, { "start": 3024.51, "text": "to be remembered, one of\nthe things you need to do" }, { "start": 3027.24, "text": "is to make sure that you have\nsome kind of symbol associated" }, { "start": 3032.82, "text": "with your work." }, { "start": 3034.59, "text": "So this arch example is\nactually from my PhD thesis" }, { "start": 3037.98, "text": "many, many years ago." }, { "start": 3039.78, "text": "And in the course of\nmy work at that time," }, { "start": 3045.0, "text": "this work on arch learning\nbecame mildly famous," }, { "start": 3047.82, "text": "and I didn't know why." }, { "start": 3049.77, "text": "It was only many years\nlater that I realized" }, { "start": 3051.63, "text": "that that work accidentally\nhad all of the elements" }, { "start": 3054.66, "text": "on this star." }, { "start": 3056.22, "text": "So the first element is that\nthere was a kind of symbol." }, { "start": 3059.91, "text": "It's the arch itself." }, { "start": 3065.51, "text": "Next thing you need is\nsome kind of slogan," }, { "start": 3070.48, "text": "a kind of phrase that\nprovides a handle on the work." }, { "start": 3073.74, "text": "And in this case, the phrase\nwas one shot learning." }, { "start": 3080.12, "text": "And it was one shot\nbecause the program I wrote" }, { "start": 3083.34, "text": "learned something definite\nfrom every example that" }, { "start": 3087.03, "text": "was presented to us." }, { "start": 3088.86, "text": "So in going from a model\nbased on this configuration" }, { "start": 3092.97, "text": "to something that isn't an arch\nbase on that configuration," }, { "start": 3095.94, "text": "the program learned that\nit has to be on top," }, { "start": 3098.64, "text": "one shot learning." }, { "start": 3101.49, "text": "So that's a symbol, slogan." }, { "start": 3105.21, "text": "And now we need a surprise." }, { "start": 3111.33, "text": "Yeah, the surprise is you\ndon't need a million examples" }, { "start": 3114.29, "text": "of something to learn." }, { "start": 3115.91, "text": "You can do it with\none example if you're" }, { "start": 3118.01, "text": "smart enough to make use of\nthat example appropriately." }, { "start": 3122.18, "text": "So that was the surprise." }, { "start": 3123.23, "text": "You can learn something\ndefinite from each example." }, { "start": 3127.16, "text": "Next item was a salient idea." }, { "start": 3133.28, "text": "Now, when I say salient\nidea, I don't mean important." }, { "start": 3136.785, "text": "What I mean is an\nidea that sticks out." }, { "start": 3141.26, "text": "Some theses, funnily enough,\nhave too many good ideas," }, { "start": 3144.08, "text": "and you don't know what it's all\nabout because which one is it?" }, { "start": 3147.11, "text": "So you need an idea\nthat sticks out." }, { "start": 3149.29, "text": "And the idea that stuck out here\nwas the notion of a near miss." }, { "start": 3159.28, "text": "You see, this is not an arch,\nbut it doesn't miss by much." }, { "start": 3163.65, "text": "So it's a near miss." }, { "start": 3165.49, "text": "And finally, you need\nto tell the story" }, { "start": 3170.92, "text": "of how you did it, how it\nworks, why it's important." }, { "start": 3176.16, "text": "So that's a bit on how to\nnot so much get famous," }, { "start": 3181.72, "text": "but how to ensure that\nyour work is recognized." }, { "start": 3186.24, "text": "Well, we're almost\nfinished because now we're" }, { "start": 3188.89, "text": "down to this last item,\nwhich is how to stop." }, { "start": 3193.47, "text": "And when we come\nto that, there's" }, { "start": 3194.998, "text": "a question of all right,\nwell, what is the final slide?" }, { "start": 3202.412, "text": "And what are the final words?" }, { "start": 3210.61, "text": "So for the final\nslide, let me give you" }, { "start": 3212.83, "text": "some examples of possibilities." }, { "start": 3217.588, "text": "How about this one?" }, { "start": 3222.15, "text": "Well, you might see that\nslide and think to yourself," }, { "start": 3230.61, "text": "there are 1,000 faculty at MIT." }, { "start": 3233.73, "text": "Nice piece of work,\nbut not so much," }, { "start": 3235.77, "text": "but it's only a tiny piece of\nwork if you divide by 1,000." }, { "start": 3241.05, "text": "So when you show a whole\ngigantic list of collaborators" }, { "start": 3243.81, "text": "at the end of a talk,\nit's a kind of let down" }, { "start": 3247.38, "text": "because it suggests\nthat nobody knows." }, { "start": 3249.15, "text": "Well, did you do\nanything significant?" }, { "start": 3252.65, "text": "Now, you've got to recognize\nyour collaborators, right?" }, { "start": 3255.18, "text": "So where do you do that?" }, { "start": 3256.97, "text": "Not on the last slide,\non the first slide." }, { "start": 3259.877, "text": "All this was on the first slide." }, { "start": 3261.21, "text": "These are the\ncollaborators, so you don't" }, { "start": 3263.263, "text": "want to put them at the end." }, { "start": 3264.43, "text": "You don't want a\nslide like this." }, { "start": 3268.29, "text": "How about this one?" }, { "start": 3271.06, "text": "This is the worst possible\nway to end a talk." }, { "start": 3273.05, "text": "[LAUGHTER]" }, { "start": 3274.7, "text": "Because this slide can be\nup there for 20 minutes." }, { "start": 3279.41, "text": "I've seen it happen." }, { "start": 3280.66, "text": "It squanders real estate." }, { "start": 3283.82, "text": "It squanders an opportunity\nto tell people who you are." }, { "start": 3287.42, "text": "It's just--" }, { "start": 3291.777, "text": "What about this one?" }, { "start": 3296.78, "text": "I often see it." }, { "start": 3297.8, "text": "I never see anybody\nwrite it down." }, { "start": 3301.3, "text": "Also, it wastes opportunity." }, { "start": 3306.58, "text": "Oh my God, even worse." }, { "start": 3314.97, "text": "All of these lines\ndo nothing for you." }, { "start": 3318.18, "text": "They waste an opportunity\nfor you to tell people--" }, { "start": 3321.84, "text": "to leave people with what you--" }, { "start": 3323.73, "text": "with who you are." }, { "start": 3326.36, "text": "Well, what about this?" }, { "start": 3329.0, "text": "Is this a good one?" }, { "start": 3331.45, "text": "It might seem so at first,\nbut here's the problem." }, { "start": 3338.34, "text": "If you say these\nare my conclusions," }, { "start": 3341.04, "text": "these are perfectly\nlegitimate conclusions" }, { "start": 3342.96, "text": "that nobody cares about." }, { "start": 3344.91, "text": "What they care about\nis what you have done." }, { "start": 3347.557, "text": "And that's why your\nfinal slide should" }, { "start": 3349.14, "text": "have this label, contributions." }, { "start": 3353.46, "text": "It's a mirror of what I said\nover there about how job talks" }, { "start": 3356.51, "text": "ought to be like a sandwich." }, { "start": 3357.83, "text": "And the final slide,\nthe one that's" }, { "start": 3359.46, "text": "up there while people are\nasking questions and filing out," }, { "start": 3362.24, "text": "it ought to be the one that\nhas your contributions on it." }, { "start": 3365.47, "text": "Here's an example from\nmy own stump speech." }, { "start": 3369.14, "text": "Yeah, this is what\nI talk about a lot." }, { "start": 3373.02, "text": "Yes, here are the things\nthat I typically demonstrate." }, { "start": 3381.16, "text": "And I wait for\npeople to read it." }, { "start": 3383.146, "text": "And the final element there is\nthis is what we get out of it," }, { "start": 3387.616, "text": "so that's an example of\na contribution slide." }, { "start": 3392.78, "text": "All right, now, what\nabout the other part?" }, { "start": 3397.67, "text": "You got your final\nslide up there." }, { "start": 3399.74, "text": "It's a contribution slide." }, { "start": 3401.15, "text": "Somehow you have to tell\npeople you're finished." }, { "start": 3404.43, "text": "So let's see it, check\nout a few possibilities." }, { "start": 3410.14, "text": "One thing you could\ndo in the final words" }, { "start": 3414.7, "text": "is you could tell a joke." }, { "start": 3419.84, "text": "It's OK." }, { "start": 3422.232, "text": "By the time you're done,\npeople have adjusted themselves" }, { "start": 3424.565, "text": "to your voice parameters." }, { "start": 3425.728, "text": "They're ready for a joke." }, { "start": 3430.04, "text": "I was sitting in another bar,\nthis time in Austin, Texas" }, { "start": 3433.01, "text": "with a colleague of\nmine named Doug Lenat." }, { "start": 3436.31, "text": "And Doug's a fantastic speaker." }, { "start": 3438.88, "text": "And so I said to\nDoug, Doug, you're" }, { "start": 3441.92, "text": "a fantastic speaker,\nwhat's your secret?" }, { "start": 3444.86, "text": "And he said, oh, I always\nfinish with a joke," }, { "start": 3449.44, "text": "and that way, people think\nthey've had fun the whole time." }, { "start": 3452.12, "text": "[LAUGHTER]" }, { "start": 3455.48, "text": "So yeah, a joke will\nwork down there." }, { "start": 3459.54, "text": "How about this one?" }, { "start": 3470.77, "text": "Thank you." }, { "start": 3474.03, "text": "I don't recommend it." }, { "start": 3475.65, "text": "It's a weak move." }, { "start": 3478.41, "text": "You will not go to\nhell if you conclude" }, { "start": 3480.33, "text": "your talk by saying thank\nyou, but it's a weak move," }, { "start": 3482.73, "text": "and here's why." }, { "start": 3484.88, "text": "When you say thank you, even\nworse, thank you for listening," }, { "start": 3488.46, "text": "it suggests that\neverybody has stayed" }, { "start": 3490.35, "text": "that long out of politeness and\nthat they had a profound desire" }, { "start": 3494.31, "text": "to be somewhere else." }, { "start": 3495.632, "text": "But they're so polite,\nthey stuck it out." }, { "start": 3497.34, "text": "And that's what you're\nthanking them for." }, { "start": 3500.43, "text": "So once wild\napplause has started," }, { "start": 3501.99, "text": "you can mouth a thank\nyou, and there's" }, { "start": 3504.24, "text": "nothing wrong with that." }, { "start": 3505.38, "text": "But the last thing you do\nshould not be saying thank you." }, { "start": 3509.992, "text": "Now, you say to me, well,\ndoesn't everybody say" }, { "start": 3511.95, "text": "thank you?" }, { "start": 3513.57, "text": "Well, what everybody does is\nnot necessarily the right thing." }, { "start": 3517.8, "text": "And I like to illustrate\nhow some talks can" }, { "start": 3520.11, "text": "end without saying thank you." }, { "start": 3521.58, "text": "I like to draw from\npolitical speeches," }, { "start": 3525.21, "text": "but the ones that I've heard\nrecently aren't so good, so--" }, { "start": 3527.956, "text": "[LAUGHTER]" }, { "start": 3530.24, "text": "So I'm going to have to\ngo go back a little bit." }, { "start": 3535.5, "text": "So here is Governor Christie." }, { "start": 3537.01, "text": "He gave the Republican\nkeynote address one year." }, { "start": 3543.68, "text": "This is the end of his talk." }, { "start": 3545.04, "text": "Let's see what he does." }, { "start": 3547.214, "text": "[APPLAUSE]" }, { "start": 3548.966, "text": "CHRIS CHRISTIE: And together,\neverybody, together." }, { "start": 3551.92, "text": "We will stand up once again\nfor American greatness" }, { "start": 3556.06, "text": "for our children\nand grandchildren." }, { "start": 3558.19, "text": "God bless you, and\nGod bless America." }, { "start": 3560.583, "text": "[APPLAUSE]" }, { "start": 3563.241, "text": "PATRICK WINSTON: So that's a\nclassic benediction ending." }, { "start": 3567.26, "text": "God bless you,\nGod bless America." }, { "start": 3570.62, "text": "Now, I don't want to\nbe partisan about this." }, { "start": 3572.61, "text": "So I think I'd better switch\nto the keynote address" }, { "start": 3575.57, "text": "in the Democratic Convention." }, { "start": 3578.84, "text": "It was delivered that year\nby Bill Clinton, who knows" }, { "start": 3582.05, "text": "something about how to speak." }, { "start": 3585.01, "text": "[APPLAUSE]" }, { "start": 3586.38, "text": "BILL CLINTON: If that\nis what you want," }, { "start": 3588.94, "text": "if that is what you\nbelieve, you must vote," }, { "start": 3592.3, "text": "and you must re-elect\nPresident Barack Obama." }, { "start": 3597.046, "text": "God bless you, and\nGod bless America." }, { "start": 3598.588, "text": "[APPLAUSE]" }, { "start": 3600.061, "text": "[LAUGHTER]" }, { "start": 3609.39, "text": "PATRICK WINSTON:\nNow, watch this." }, { "start": 3611.41, "text": "Let's go back a little\nbit and redo it." }, { "start": 3613.297, "text": "What I want you to see\nis that at one point," }, { "start": 3615.13, "text": "he seems to be almost pressing\nhis lips together, forcing" }, { "start": 3618.43, "text": "himself not to say thank you." }, { "start": 3620.315, "text": "Then there's another place\nwhere he does a little salute." }, { "start": 3622.69, "text": "So watch for those\nthis time around." }, { "start": 3624.784, "text": "[APPLAUSE]" }, { "start": 3625.65, "text": "BILL CLINTON: If that\nis what you want," }, { "start": 3628.21, "text": "if that is what you\nbelieve, you must vote," }, { "start": 3631.47, "text": "and you must re-elect\nPresident Barack Obama." }, { "start": 3636.31, "text": "God bless you., and\nGod bless America." }, { "start": 3638.47, "text": "[APPLAUSE]" }, { "start": 3639.625, "text": "PATRICK WINSTON: That's\nwhere he's pursing his lips." }, { "start": 3642.208, "text": "[LAUGHTER]" }, { "start": 3643.186, "text": "There's the salute." }, { "start": 3645.142, "text": "[LAUGHTER]" }, { "start": 3649.455, "text": "Yeah, I think\nthat's pretty good." }, { "start": 3650.83, "text": "Now, what are we gonna\ntake away from this?" }, { "start": 3652.64, "text": "Well, I suppose I could conclude\nthis talk by saying God bless" }, { "start": 3657.91, "text": "you, and God bless the\nMassachusetts Institute" }, { "start": 3660.96, "text": "of Technology, but it\nmight not work so well." }, { "start": 3664.732, "text": "But what you can\nget out of this is" }, { "start": 3666.19, "text": "you don't have to say thank you." }, { "start": 3668.11, "text": "There are other\nthings you can do." }, { "start": 3669.85, "text": "And it's interesting that over\ntime, people figure this out," }, { "start": 3673.06, "text": "and there's some stock\nways of ending things." }, { "start": 3675.73, "text": "So in the Catholic church,\nand the good old Latin mass," }, { "start": 3681.18, "text": "it ended with ite\nmissa est, which" }, { "start": 3687.99, "text": "translates approximately\nto OK, the mass is over," }, { "start": 3691.38, "text": "you can go home now." }, { "start": 3692.718, "text": "[LAUGHTER]" }, { "start": 3694.47, "text": "And of course, at\nmusical concerts," }, { "start": 3697.44, "text": "you know that it's time to clap\nnot at the end of the song," }, { "start": 3702.23, "text": "but rather when the conductor\ngoes over and shakes hands" }, { "start": 3705.81, "text": "with the concert master." }, { "start": 3707.28, "text": "Those are conventions that tell\nyou that the event is over." }, { "start": 3713.47, "text": "So those are all\npossibilities for here." }, { "start": 3718.5, "text": "But one more\npossibility, and that" }, { "start": 3720.18, "text": "is that you can\nsalute the audience." }, { "start": 3727.32, "text": "And by that, I mean,\nyou can say something" }, { "start": 3729.07, "text": "about how much you value\nyour time at a place." }, { "start": 3733.06, "text": "So I could say, well, it's\nbeen great fun being here." }, { "start": 3740.0, "text": "It's been fascinating to see\nwhat you folks are doing here" }, { "start": 3742.78, "text": "at MIT." }, { "start": 3744.19, "text": "I've been much\nstimulated and provoked" }, { "start": 3747.535, "text": "by the kinds of questions\nyou've been asking," }, { "start": 3749.41, "text": "it's been really great." }, { "start": 3750.8, "text": "And I look forward\nto coming back" }, { "start": 3753.38, "text": "on many occasions in the future." }, { "start": 3755.21, "text": "So that salutes the audience." }, { "start": 3756.693, "text": "You can do that." }, { "start": 3760.67, "text": "Well, there it is." }, { "start": 3762.52, "text": "You know what?" }, { "start": 3765.26, "text": "I'm glad you're here." }, { "start": 3766.94, "text": "And the reason is\nby being here, I" }, { "start": 3768.83, "text": "think you have demonstrated\nan understanding" }, { "start": 3771.59, "text": "that how you present and how\nyou package your ideas is" }, { "start": 3774.77, "text": "an important thing." }, { "start": 3776.51, "text": "And I salute you for that." }, { "start": 3778.013, "text": "[LAUGHTER] And I suggest that\nyou come back again and bring" }, { "start": 3783.5, "text": "your friends." }, { "start": 3785.99, "text": "[APPLAUSE]" } ]