Class of the Titans is a Canadian/American animated television series. Jay: It's over, Cronus! Herry: Let's rock, slimo! Jay: [about Hermes] Where did he go? Atlanta: I don't know. A toga party? Jay: What about our parents? My folks must be wondering where I am. Hera: Don't worry. It's all taken care of. [at Jay's house] Jay's mother: You mean Jay is a- Hermes: An astronaut! That's right, he's been specially selected for intense training, after few years he'll be off to a space station. Ah, you must be so proud. Atlanta: You're the goddess of war. I thought you were going to be mean, not make us breakfast. Athena: Are you kidding? I love to bake! [slams makhaira to cut toast in half] Jay: What is that? The Typhus? Hera: Ask Chiron. He is the master of all manour of beasts. Hermes: Takes one to know one. You know. Atlanta: Who was Jason, your ancestor? Jay: He was the leader of Argonauts. The team of heroes that sailed in the quest for the Golden Fleece. Atlanta: But he gave up, right? Jay: No. No, he didn't. Herry: Now that I know, that Cronus wants to destroy the world, I can't just walk away Jay: You're right. Herry: After you. Cronus: Where are the others? I thought there were supposed to be seven heroes. Herry: It's three against one. I think we're good. Atlanta: Yeah, I'm good with that. Cronus: Oh, I'm sure you're good [giants are surrounding Jay, Atlanta and Herry] But I'm better. Ares: I've seen better. Archie: No way! Who? Ares: Me! And Achilles, your ancestor. Archie: You know I don't buy that? Ares: You know, as a young man, Achilles often let himself to be ruled by as anger and distrust. He later regretted it. Don't make the same mistake, Archie. You win a prize. [gives him a Hephaestus whip] Archie: A dog leash? Atlanta: Did you have to take a test? Odie: Not really. I just had set up Hermes with some upgrades to his communication network. It was a piece of cake. [in Hermes' office] Computer: You've got e-mail. You've got e-mail. You've got e-mail. Hermes: All right, already! Okay! OKAY! [back in the room they are in] Hera: As a result Hermes will- Hermes: [flies into a room] You called Mistress Hera? Hera: Uh, no. Must you bust in every time I mention your name? Hermes: Sorry. When the queen of the Olympus says your name, what you're supposed to do? Jay: You can read minds? Theresa: Well, no. Not really. Hera: Maybe one day. Persephone will help Theresa expand her skills. Hermes: [to Persephone which comes into a room] Sorry, honey, false alarm. Theresa: Okay. So where are the cameras. This is gotta be a reality TV show. Atlanta: This is for real. Trust me, I've seen Cronus. You look into his eyes and there's nothing but evil there. Theresa: I can't wait to meet him... So, what the deal with Jay? You're going out with him? Atlanta: Huh? [they hear a noise in the garden] Theresa: There's some one there! Atlanta: We'll attack first, ask questions later. On three, okay? Theresa: You mean, when you say three, or right after you say two- Atlanta: I mean NOW! [after a short fight they realize they were fighting Archie] Atlanta: Archie?! Theresa: You know this guy?! Atlanta: He is supposed to be one of us. I thought you were leaving, why are you sneaking around? Archie: I was checking the parameter. Making sure it's safe. Theresa: [using nunchucks] These are cute. Atlanta: And deadly! Where did you learn to use those? Theresa: I was a black belt when I was twelve. While other rich girls were bored, I was restless. Atlanta: [tries to use bolas and accidentally breaks statue's nose away] Ha! Now we're talking! Can I have these? Ares: All the weapons here are at your disposal. But the statues are mine! Herry: So, how can we beat the Typhus? Ares: Beat it back with lightning bolds and drop him back to the Tartarus. Herry: Yeah, okay. Theresa: So, what's with the fancy footwear? Archie: I've got a wonky heel. Theresa: Sorry about what happened earlier. Archie: [smiles at her] No worries. Archie: Herry, Atlanta and you two, I get. But Odie? Jay: Ever heard of Odysseus? He was one of the greatest heroes. Archie: You mean he's a... Jay: A direct descendant. A real wolf in ship's clothing. Archie: You mean a wolf in nerd's clothing. Jay: Odysseus was a good friend of Achilles. Archie: I know. Theresa: How do you guys know all this stuff? You're not Greek, are you? Archie: No, but, ugh... I read a lot of classical poetry... Theresa: Oh, really? [Typhus appears in front of Archie] Archie: Okay, now I'm a believer! [in a truck, attacking by the Typhus, going straight on him] Archie: So, are you coming with me? Atlanta: What? Archie: We can't fight Cronus and that thing in the same time. We need to distract it. Atlanta: [unfastens seatbelt] Herry, stop the truck. Jay: Wait! Guys, I don't think that's such a good idea. Archie: I heard you are fast. Atlanta: Very. Atlanta: [about PMR] Wow! What else do these things do? Odie: What do you want to do. [Giant comes to Cronus, who doesn't look at him] Cronus: Finally. I've been waiting all night. [turns around and sees that Giant hasn't brought Neil] And it appears I'm still waiting! Herry: He's a model? Archie: Maybe he's a supermodel! Atlanta: Yeah, with powers like stunning looks and a killer smile! Odie: The three of us were just brain storming. Hermes: But we haven't even had a drizzle yet. Theresa: So we've pinned our hopes on a hero who's chief virtue was that he is in love with himself? Aphrodite: But who can blame him? I'd kill to have cheekbones as good looking as his! Oh, wait! I do! Jay: Herry, stop the truck. Herry: Are you nuts?! Jay: I just want some of us to jump out to keep Cronus busy. You take Odie to the relay. Everybody else – out! Including Neil. Archie: Neil?! What do you want Neil for? Neil: Yeah! What do you want Neil for? Jay: Because you're lucky! And right now we need all the luck we can get! Theresa: [plays lyre then ends with high electrical strum] Thank you New Olimpia! Apollo: That was beautiful! Until the end. I didn't know you could play the lyre, Theresa. Theresa: Um, yeah. Apollo: Not too many people can play to well. Wait until I tell the- Theresa: Oh, don't tell anyone, okay? Apollo: Why not? Theresa: Please, Apollo. The guys will never let me leave it down! I mean, c'mon! There is nothing more lame than playing a lyre! Apollo: I play the lyre! Theresa: Oh... Ugh... but you're... well... a god! How you guys play the lyre. Apollo: [points on a lyre Theresa is holding] In fact, that's my lyre! Theresa: Oh, sorry. [Atlanta comes into a room] Atlanta: Hey, I need a few things. You wanna go shopping? Theresa: Always. [smiles very nicely to Apollo and leave] Atlanta: [to Apollo] See you later! [notices what he is holding] A lyre? That's so lame, c'mon Apollo, get with the times! Apollo: What's wrong with the lyre. Archie: Hey guys! Odie: All set! Archie: All set for what? What's up? Jay: Come on, I'll tell you on the way. Archie: The way where? Jay: We'll meet you back in a dog pound, after we get the girls. Archie: We're taking girls to a dog pound? How romantic! Atlanta: [running away from Cerberus, and stops next to the fence with a sign on it “beware of dog”] It's just not funny! Chiron: Only cake and music can calm this beast. Atlanta: Cake? You're joking, right? Chiron: Yes! Cerberus can't resist cake. It's often use to destruct him. But most effective thing is music. The music of the lyre. Theresa: Really? Chiron: Yes! Orpheus, the great hero like yourselves could play a lyre so beautifully that no man or beast could resist it. He wants use it to calm Cerberus. Odie: But who plays a lyre this days? It's so lame! Theresa: I do... Everybody: Huh? Odie: Oh... well that's... good. Jay: No, that's great! Archie: The underworld? Jay: But how can we get there? Chiron: Simply. You must be a hero- Neil: Got that covered! Chiron: -and you must be dead. Neil: That sucks. Atlanta: Let's do things my way this time. Odie: Atlanta, did you know violence is the first result of a limited mind? Atlanta: No, I didn't know that. Herry: Me neither. Jay: [after Orpheus has mistaken Theresa with his wife and called her “beloved” ] What's with the “beloved” business? Theresa: You're not jealous, are you Jay? Atlanta: [about Odie] You didn't hit him with that, did you? Neil: No! Did you... um... want me to? Archie: [practices in front of the mirror] I know we're friends, but there's something I've been meaning to ask you. Would you like to go out sometime? Jay: [standing behind his back] It depends, where do you wanna go? [boys start laughing, Archie gets a little upset] Neil: So, tell us, who's the lucky girl? Archie: There is no lucky girl, okay? Herry: You mean, you've fallen in love with yourself? Odie: I thought that was something only Neil did. Neil: Very funny... Herry: Come on! You can tell us! What are friends for? Atlanta: Hey guys! [passes them by, and goes to her locker, Archie stares at her and smiles] Boys: ATLANTA?! Neil: Dude, you're making a big mistake! Archie: No, listen! I've been picking up signals! I think she likes me! Herry: She may like you, but she is totally unavailable. Jay: Arch, don't take it personally, but no guy has a chance with her! [Atlanta and Phil/Pan are eating lunch together] Neil: I was figured Atlanta will have higher standards! Archie: They're just sitting together, it doesn't mean they're dating! Theresa: Hey, we should be happy, that Atlanta has finally met someone! Archie: Uh... Jay: Atlanta, have you seen Theresa and Neil? I've been trying radio them, but no answer. Atlanta: Sorry, we've been kinda busy with other things. Phil/Pan: Yeah. Really busy. [kisses her] Come on. We've got a concert to set up. [they go away and Archie gets really angry] Jay: Arch! Take it easy! Archie: Oh, I say we put a stop to his show! Jay: The guy is raising a pile of money. If we do anything to sabotage that concert, we're the ones who're gonna look like fools. Jay: What do you got, Odie? Odie: Our first line of defense! Jay: An earplug? Odie: Jay! A little more credit, please! Herry: I think that's been invented already. Herry: That's Phil? Jay: That's Pan. This isn't right. He's not an evil god! Herry: Yeah. Right. Jay: No! He is supposed to be like a- a hippie! Archie: I don't like hippies! Atlanta: Where will you go? Pan: Don't worry. I have things to do. And places to go where Cronus can't find me. I want to say we won't meet again. I'm sure Hera would like to have a few words to me about this. Which is another good reason to get out of here. [Pan leaves] Archie: You know, all this talking about nature, got me thinking. Maybe I'll drop by one of those Green Alliance meetings. Atlanta: Really? I don't think they let dorks like you join. Jay: [to other boys] He doesn't have a chance. [after Odie has been seriously injured] Theresa: It's not your fault, Jay. Jay: Tell that to Odie. Herry: Hey, Odie! It's not Jay's fault. [everybody realizes that Odie has just came into a room] Neil: Maybe we ought to put it on a vote, you've got to admit, your track record of late, kinda stinks. Atlanta: Neil's got a point. Theresa: I beg your pardon? Atlanta: Not about Jay, about the vote, I say we go after the stuff! All in favor? [Herry puts his hand up] Archie: And I say we tell Mister Hermes. All in favor? [Herry puts his hand up again] Atlanta: Herry, you can't vote twice! Herry: Why not? This is the democracy. Hermes: A part of your strength comes from your fellowship. When you're not a team you're all in great danger. Jay: What are you talking about? Odie: He's trying to tell you, that I'm off the team. Jay: You can't kick Odie off the team! Hermes: I didn't kick him off! Odie: I quit. Jay: I know I can get Odie to change his mind! Hera: I forbid you to talk to Odie. He has made his choice. He must follow his own path. Just as you must follow yours. Jay: What?! I can't accept that! I won't! Hera: A good leader must also know when to retread. Jay: Then I guess I'm not a good leader. Hera: So be it. Neil, as of now conceder yourself a team leader. Neil: Come again? Archie: No way! Atlanta: You're gotta be kidding! Herry: Neil!? In charge!? In charge of what? [Theresa whispers something into his ear] That's totally unfair! Hera: Unfair or not, I have made my decision. Theresa: Jay, say something! Jay: [walks to Neil] Good luck. Neil: Yes I am! [Jay is leaving the room] Hera: That will be all. Stay close to school, or the dormitory. Everybody: [very unhappy and angry] Yes, ma'am. Archie: Neil?! I can't believe Hera put Neil in charge! I mean, even Herry would have been a better choice! Herry: Yeah! In charge of what? Archie: Never mind! Atlanta: What about me? Or Theresa? Archie: Phew... Atlanta: Either one of us is just as qualified as you are to lead this team! Archie: Like I'd ever take orders from you! Atlanta: What? You can't take orders from a girl? Archie: Actually, I won't take orders from a junior! Theresa: That's it! [leaves and slams the door] Atlanta: What makes you think, you'd be such a good leader? Archie: What? You wanna see my résumé? Cronus: What if, with the snap of a finger, I could give you, whatever you wanted? Odie: I ain't buying whatever you're selling! See ya! Cronus: [to one of the giants] Stop him! Use any force necessary. Odie: Whoa! Hold on! I'm a lover, not a- [giant attacks him and Odie throws him through the room] -fighter? Atlanta: I can so lead this team! Archie: You're not mature enough! [in submarine] Neil: Ping! Ping! Ping! Archie: You can stop any time now! Neil: Ping! Atlanta: Come on guys, time for a swim. [puts her arm around Archie] Let's turn that thing off! [Archie shakes his head and gets nervous] Oh, right! The world's only non-swimming hero! Come on Neil! Neil: Ping! Archie:Ugh! Athena: When I said that all witches like cake, I wasn't kidding. Old days, cake was offered to Hecate worth three roads meat to appease her. Archie: Cake?! You're joking! Come on, Jay! Tell me you're gonna put a killer surprise in there. Atlanta: I think our weapons will work on her! Neil: Yeah, well if I had a weapon! Theresa: Uh, it's impossible, I can't get free! Neil: Hey, let me try! Hocus pocus, bibbidi bobbidi boo! Atlanta: You brought a cake? [...] Atlanta: I hope there's a killer surprise in there! Jay: Yeah... Nope. Atlanta: [about Neil] I didn't think he can catch a cold on his own! Odie: [On PMR about Gorgons] Sorry, guys. They didn't trigger the heat sensors. Must be cold blooded. Theresa: [Sarcastically] Ya think? Herry: Get this! “Mystery Monster terrorizes tunnel tour” Atlanta: Oh yeah, right, and I was mailing my fairy stepmother. Odie: It's true! Two tours are missing this week. I read it on the Internet. Archie: And we all know that Internet roomers are way more reliable than a tabloid! Jay: That leaves you and Neil. Theresa: I guess one of us should go with Jay. In case this super-monster slams him. Neil? Neil: Flip coin for it. Theresa: Sure! Atlanta and Archie: Ugh.... Odie: [throws a coin up] Call it! Neil: Heads. Theresa: Tails. Odie: Heads it is! Theresa: Lucky guess... Archie: Neil never loses the coin flip toss. Atlanta: Never! Theresa: You're actually not going out there, are you? Jay: No, you are. Unless you wanna pull me up after I get the camera! Theresa: Well, when you put it that way... Atlanta: [interrupts Odie] How about telling us on the way, Odie? Let's go hunting! Odie: Um... I'm not going with you. Jay: Why not? Odie: I've got claustrophobia.... I can't handle close spaces. Archie: Well, get over it, Odie! We need you! Odie: I can't! I've tried visualizing myself in a happy place but it doesn't work! Jay: It's okay, Odie. I could make things from up top and keep tracking to our PMR signals. Odie: Thanks. Atlanta: Guys, look at this! The city finally got around and closing this place down! Archie: Like shouting the barn door after the horse got out! Herry: I got it [comes to the door and hangs to it to pull it out, but then Archie's whip destroys the padlock] Archie: No. I got it! [in tunnels] Archie: Jay, let me be the first to say it – this mission stinks! Atlanta: Oh, we'll have to back track! Neil: I told you we should take the turn back there but “no... let's not listen to Neil!” Atlanta: Yeah, let's not listen to Neil! Archie: Jay, we've got the good news and bad news. Jay: What's the good news? Archie: Atlanta's found a minotaur. Theresa: And the bad news? Archie: We've lost Atlanta. Archie: Over here! I got this! [tries to move very heavy rock] Herry: No. I got this! [moves the rock away] Archie: It sounds like... Morse code! Anyone here knows Morse code? Herry: Only one person I know! Odie! Archie: We can't just leave! Atlanta is still out there! Jay: Archie, we're out number. We have to regroup and come back with heavier equipment! Theresa: You know if anyone can take care of herself – it's Atlanta. [Odie is fainting and Atlanta caught him in last second] Atlanta: Gotcha! Odie: Thanks. Archie: Atlanta! You're alive! Atlanta: Archie, you weren't worried about me, were you? Archie: Who? Me? Nah. Atlanta: Good news guys! I've got the minotaur! Theresa: What? Just the one? Atlanta: Huh? I miss all the fun! [end of the episode] Archie: You were great. Medelia: I know. Archie: So, I was wondering, maybe we can get together later on, I could show you the signs. Herry: [pushes Archie] Sorry, take a number! Archie: Hey! Haven't you got some sweat socks to wash! Herry: Haven't you got something to do? Archie: I was talking to her first! Herry: Well I'm talking to her now! [boys are falling down, because they felt off the dragon] Atlanta: Guys! Where have you been!? Jay: [still falling] I'll tell you later! Jay: Try not to hit Herry! Herry: [held by Kampe] Yeah! Try not to hit Herry! Hera: I'd like you all to meet Kampe. The jailer of Tartarus. Herry: No wonder Cronus wanted escape so badly! Hermes: [attacked by Kampe] Not the face! It's all I've got! Herry: That's my granny down there! Kampe: Be quiet! Herry: Why should I listen to you? Cronus: Well, well, well... Kampe: To keep us from being capture Hermes: No! No, no, no. I can't tell you how they escaped. Hera would be furious. Jay: [very slowly] Okay, then, we'd better go. With your head injury you might accidentally tell us something, you shouldn't... Hermes: [also slowly] Oh, you're right, I'm so dizzy. It would be awful if I accidentally reveal that the back wall is a secret portal that can take you anywhere in the world... [portal opens] Jay: The temple of Prometheus. [they walk into the portal, then it's closing, Hermes stays alone in the room and he smiles when Hera walks into the room] Hera: Hermes, have you seen Jay and the others? [Archie and Atlanta clean weapons] Archie: This stuff is so... ancient. Can you believe people actually fought with this things? Wow! Atlanta: Looks like a spear... Archie: Not just any spear. It's the spear of Achilles! He used it in the Trojan War! How do I look? Atlanta: Like a goof? Come on Archie! Ares wants this place cleaned up! [Archie pretends that he is fighting, and falls on some weapons] Archie: Ups... Atlanta: Nice moves. Archie: [notices that in the corner there is a golden box] Hey, what's this? Atlanta: Come on, Archie! Leave that! Let's clean this mess up! Archie: Aren't you curious what's inside? [opens the box] Hope: Sir? Are you okay? Archie: An... Angel? Hera: Pandora was the first mortal woman. She was given the box as a gift from the gods, but was told never to open it. Neil: Now what is the point of that? You gods can be so twisted! “Here's a present, but don't open it!”, “Here's a apple but don't eat it!” Hera: Well, Pandora did open the box. Her curiosity got the better of her. Atlanta: [looks at Archie] Sound familiar? Dionysus: Every failure carries us a seed of success. Odie: I'll try to remember that the next time I crash and burn with the girl. Neil: Speaking of failure, Archie opened the Pandora's box. Dionysus: HE WHAT?! Odie: All we have to do is getting the sample of... that thing! Archie: How do we do that?! Atlanta: Very carefully. Chiron: Tell me. What has happened? [Atlanta is muttering something] Archie: Atlanta! Theresa: What's she saying? Atlanta: [singing] All around the cobblers bench the monkey chased the weasel. The monkey thought 'twas all in fun. Pop! Goes the weasel! Theresa: “Pop, Goes the weasel”? Atlanta: Hi everybody! Atlanta: What a pretty tail you have! Chiron: Please remain still, or your wound will not heal. Atlanta: Pretty tail! Archie: Enough with the tail, okay? Archie: Odie is hurt! He's infected! They can't stop the Seeper! Chiron: Oh dear! Archie: It's all my fault! I wish there was something I could do! Hope: There's always one think you can do, even in the darkest moment. Hope. Archie: Or fight! I'm sorry, Atlanta. This is my fault. [kisses her in her cheek] Dionysus and Chiron: No! Chiron: You could catch an infection! Archie: I didn't realize! Dionysus: A kiss! She is very contagious! Archie: I feel fine! Dionysus: Just as I feared! Oh dear, if I don't find a cure now... You feel.. fine? Archie: Yeah... Chiron: He's immune! Dionysus: Of course! Like the great Achilles! Archie is invincible. Archie: I've never been sick a day in my life. So if I'm immune... I can kill it! Hope: I know you can Mister Archie! Archie: Sorry... It's all my fault... First Atlanta, then Odie, now Herry... Hope: Mister Archie, you mustn't lose hope! Archie: I can't do it! Theresa: Nobody is big enough to take on that thing! Hope: You don't have to be big to be strong! [Hope changes into a light and comes into Archie] Neil: What is this? I thought she was gonna help and she just disappears! [Archie gets up and smiles] Theresa: Archie? Archie: [...] I've got a job to do. Theresa: Maybe it's a good thing you've opened that box. You've brought a little hope into the world. Atlanta: What's up, guys? Archie: Atlanta! You're cured! Atlanta: Cured? Jay: Dionysus! Theresa: Chiron! Neil: What happened? Dionysus: I've finally found a cure! Chiron: But not before Atlanta reached stage five. It was a doozy! Atlanta: All I remember is that Seeper thing. Then I woke up here. Archie: So you don't remember the dancing? Atlanta: Dancing...? [they look at Herry and Odie dancing together] Herry and Odie: All around the cobblers bench the monkey chased the weasel. The monkey thought- Theresa: Dionysus! Some of that cure! And fast! Herry and Odie: -'twas all in fun. Pop! Goes the weasel! Archie: And.. you don't remember the ki- ah... kind things I've said about you? Archie: Hi, Atlanta! What's up? Atlanta: Where are the Oracle Oaks located? Archie: Huh? What? Atlanta: Oracle Oaks! Trees that can presage the future! Haven't you study for the exams at all? [Archie shrugs, Atlanta is checking something in the book] Atlanta: Oh, Dodona! Of course! Dodona is the answer! Wait... What was the question? Archie: Atlanta! Relax! I don't thing there gonna be those kind of exams! Atlanta: It doesn't hurt to be prepared for any possibility, does it? Archie: So... I take you don't wanna come watch the movie. [Atlanta growls] I'll be going now... Theresa: Where is Atlanta? Archie: Studying. Jay: I don't think it's that kind of test. Archie: Try telling her that! She was freaking out because she didn't know where the Oracle Oaks were! Theresa: The... what? Archie: Trees that can tell the future. They were in Downow or something... Odie: [seems bored] You mean Dodona. Theresa: I think I'm gonna skip the movie and go skim over my notes [leaves] Archie: Good idea! [leaves] Jay: Wait for me! [leaves] Odie: [looks at Herry and Neil] Are you guys gonna study? Herry: Movie! Neil: Lucky! Hera: Excellent work! You've all passed. And extra points to Atlanta for such a creative solution. Atlanta: Oh right! Ares: You've never said they can use bait! Artemis: Ignore him! He's just jealous! Ares: Archie, would have use bait if he knew it was allowed! Archie: [embarrassed] Ares, come on, Atlanta won fair! Ares: Oh, she was lucky! [everybody stares at Ares] Hera: Class dismissed. Ares, I'd like to talk to you. Atlanta: Lucky?! I'm as good as anyone on this team! Neil: Don't let it get you [Atlanta almost hits him] Whoa! Robber: Give me your MP3 player! [Atlanta smiles and beats him] Atlanta: Get lost [walks away] Robber: Help! Help! Atlanta: You're gotta be kidding! [turns around and sees the Robber tied with a spiderweb] I guess you're not... Show yourself! Arachne: Don't be afraid. I mean you no harm. [Robber faints] Atlanta: He may be a robber but I can't let you eat him! Arachne: He was going to strike you! Atlanta: I can take care of myself. Arachne: Of course you can! You're obviously a very capable young girl. Atlanta: Yes, I am! And you are a very talkative spider! Arachne: I am Arachne! The silk weaver for the gods! And I was human once, like you. All I ever wanted to be was a weaver. I loved to make fabrics. The goddess Athena thought she was the better weaver and challenged me to a competition. [...] Atlanta: Athena did this to you? I can't believe that! Actually I can... Gods can be such jerks sometimes! Arachne: Yes, they can be. And that's why you'll help me with my revenge! [hypnotizes Atlanta] Theresa: Where's Atlanta? Jay: It's not like her. Archie, you know where she is? Archie: [talking very fast] Uh, how should I know? It is not like I keep traipse on her all the time! 'Cause that would be weird! Weird and obsessive... Odie: Yes! Herry: Odie, you missed the target... Odie: Yeah, but I got it across the room! [Odie and Herry are standing in front of Atlanta's room's door] Odie: Aren't we breaking any rules, or all of them, by doing this? Herry: Don't be ridiculous [tries to open the door and breaks the handle] Oh... Now we've broken something. [they come into the room and discovers that there are Hera, Athena and Artemis inside] Hera: What do you thing you're doing?! Odie: What do you thing you're doing... ma'am? Herry: We're worried about her too... Hera: Uh... Search the closet. Atlanta: What are you doing? Archie: Eeeh... Just... eh... going for a run! Atlanta: Dressed like that? Archie: Well, you know, when the mood hits, I'm a running fool! Atlanta: I'd agree with a part of this statement. Theresa: Atlanta, help us! Archie: I know your in there, Atlanta! Odie: You've got to fight it! Herry: Get us down from here! Neil: I'll give you my stereo! Jay: Mhmhmmh! Arachne's voice in Atlanta's head: They're not your friends! I'm your only friend. Atlanta: [shouting and fighting with the air] SHUT UP! You're not my friend! They are! Neil: Okay, this is getting creepy... Odie: Who is she talking to? Theresa: She's hypnotized, for sure! Archie: Atlanta. Atlanta! Atlanta, I know you can hear me! It's me! Archie! Your friend! Atlanta, listen to me! We're in danger! Your friends are in danger! Atlanta: Friends...? Archie: That's right, Atlanta! I'm your friend! I lo- uh... I really, really care about you! Atlanta: I let my anger caught my judgment and I'm sorry. Ares: Argh... Hera: Ares! Ares: [turns around to not look at Atlanta] Apology accepted. Atlanta: Huh? What's gonna happen to Arachne? Athena: Don't worry. She'll be punished. Atlanta: You can't! Your ancient punishment turned her to Cronus's side! How many others might try to revenge on you through us? Athena: But she made on my weaving! [gets angry look from Hera] Okay, very well... [turns Arachne into human] Arachne: [looks surprised at Atlanta] But... but why? Atlanta: [to Arachne, but looks at Archie] Because friends help each other. Neil: This is awesome! The ocean spray, the wind in my hair! Man, I must look good! [wind gets faster and the bout almost fall down, everybody gets wet] Okay, that's a little too much ocean spray! Odie: I don't even remember making it to the island. Just waking up and seeing Calypso. Jay: Um, Calypso? You mean the Calypso?! The nymph that Odysseus stayed with on his way back from Troy? Odie: Yup. And she's mentioned more than once how much I look like him. [Jay and Neil starts to laugh uncontrollably] Hey! I can be mistaken for a Greek hero! Neil: This poor girl must have island fever! Jay: [still laughing a little] You are a hero, Odie! So let's make it like heroes and get off of this island! Calypso: [pulling one Odie's arm, Jay is pulling other one] Odie, come swimming with me. Jay: He's busy! We have to try get off this island! Calypso: Odie likes here! Jay: Odie wants to go home! Odie: Odie is about to get ripped in half! Atlanta: You know, I'm so sick of these Bolas! Herry: Why? Atlanta: Every time I use them, a monster either brakes them or runs up with them! Herry: [to Archie] And what are you looking for? Water wings? Archie: Hey! Easy! Atlanta: Archie, I can't believe you're still afraid of water! We're protecting the world and two thirds of it is covered in water, you know? Atlanta: [wearing wrist laser crossbow] Oh here we go! Light weight, portable and deadly! [shots and destroys nose of the same statue, she damaged when she tried to use Bolas] Herry: Nice shot. Odie: Get in, Arch! Archie: No way! This is crazy! You can't fly a plane! Hephaestus: Oh, thing practically flies itself. Odie: Archie, do you wanna go on the water or over the water? Archie: Neither. Archie: Are you sure you can fly this thing? Odie: Hey, you heard Heph – it practically flies itself. Archie: No way! Odie is going for a run!? Odie: It can't hurt. Archie: Hah! Famous last words! Theresa: Well, I think it's great, Odie, good for you. [tousles his hair] Just... be careful out there. I sense... Archie: [mocking her] ... danger! I see a prophecy! With your name on it! Oh, I sense a sprain of mythical proportions! No, wait! It's just me being a drama queen. Never mind. [bows] Theresa: So, Archie, what's it like to be perfect? Archie: Well, it has it. Theresa: I was being sarcastic. Archie: Hey, um... I just wanted to say... Theresa: [pretending she's having a vision] Wait! I sense... an apology of mythical proportions! Archie: Very funny. I just wanted to say, you did a great job out there and... I'm sorry. Theresa: [laughs] That's it? That's all? Archie: And... thanks for saving my butt. Archie: Oh, I wanna get Atlanta something for Valentines Day tomorrow, but what? Jay: [reading a poster] “Send your sweetheart a love-balloon-gram” Only three bucks. Archie: [laughs sarcastically] I can't do that. Herry: Why? You need the three bucks? Archie: No! A love-balloon-gram is way too obvious! Jay: [sarcasticaly] Yeah! You wouldn't want Atlanta to know you like her! Better to keep her guessing! [Herry starts laughing] Archie: Fear of rejection is a serious thing! Millions suffer from it! And we don't appreciate your sarcasm! [Herry and Jay look at him very serious and then starts laughing] Theresa: Nothing says “I love you” like fifteen love-balloon-grams. Girl: Sorry, only five for student. Theresa: But that's not enough! Atlanta: Any more and Jay's gonna get scared. Theresa: [embarrassed] What makes you think they're for Jay? Atlanta: Love may be blind, Theresa, but I'm sure not. Theresa: [smiles and buys balloons] Well, bring on the love. Jay: Man, people were acting crazy today! I broke up three fights just on the way here. Atlanta: [on a skateboard] Look out! Jay: Whoa! Correction – people are still acting crazy! Archie: I'm outta here! [leaves] Jay: What?! [voices from the kitchen] Theresa: PIG! Herry: PRINCESS! Theresa: That has my name on it! Herry: [eating ice cream] Your name is “banana-nut”? Jay: [about Neil tied up to the chair] What the heck is going on?! Odie: Neil wouldn't shut up about his hair, so I shut him up and took the hair problem from him. Theresa: [drinks love poison] That's terrible! I thought love is supposed to be sweet! Herry: [also drinks it] Hey! I think it's working. [puts his arm around Theresa] Theresa: He's not gonna fall in love with me now, is he? Aphrodite: No, but would you like him to? I can arrange it! Herry and Theresa: NO! Atlanta: [fighting with Archie] Come on! Oink! Archie: You fight like a girl! Atlanta: You can't handle it, can you? [beats him] Now get lost! Archie: [about a Giant] He's yours. He won't stand a chance against you. Atlanta: I won't go as easy. Atlanta: [about Eros and Psyche kiss] Is that necessary? Neil: Get a room! Odie: Jeez! Theresa: Looks like Eros is back in business. Herry: So, like, maybe we can go for dinner? Theresa: [very mad] Are you hitting on me?! Herry: No way! I'm hungry. What's a matter with you? Atlanta: Hey! Wait a minute! We've all got a Valentine from a secret admirer! Okay! Own up! Who's sent them? Archie: Wasn't me... Jay: [smiles] Who knows, that could have been anyone. [Theresa gives Jay five balloons] Jay: [looks at the gift] These are from you? Theresa: No... they are... from all of us. To say thanks. [kisses him in a cheek] Hera: Jay, if can hear me you must hold on! Theresa and the others are getting the antidote. You won't go to hades! Chiron: [wants to put an obol in Jay's mouth] Save journey, my friend. [Hera takes it from him] Hera? He needs that to pay Charon. Hera: Not yet. Chiron: But he won't get into hades without it! Hera: [smiles] That's the point. Minos: You will pay for your impertinence! Herry: Yeah, yeah, tell that to the judge! Minos: I am the judge! Persephone: Hera, the ritual must be performed! Chiron: Do you want him to wander outside the gates of hades for eternity?! Hera: Not yet! Persephone: It may already be too late! [Hera sighs and puts an obol into Jay's mouth but he immediately spits it out] Chiron: Zeus's lightning! What's this?! Hera: That's my boy! Jay: We're... researchers! Bodyguard: I thought you all went home. Neil: No! Those were the day-researchers, you see, we are the night-researchers! We specialize in things that happen after dark like owls and comets! Archie: We are so busted... Bodyguard: Night researchers, huh? Well, hurry up. [...] We wouldn't want anyone just walk in your office, wouldn't we? Archie: No! We wouldn't. Jay: [to Neil] Owls and comets? Jay: Jason and his Argonauts destroyed Talos. They attacked his only weak spot. His ankle. Archie: I can relate to that! Hermes: Talos is alive! He's free! Hephaestus: Impossible! Hermes: Possible! Hephaestus: No! Hermes: [hysterically] YE-ES! Theresa: Jay! Jay: Good to see you. Theresa: Yeah, you too... Jay: Talos is coming! Come on, we don't have much time! [leaves] Theresa: [sarcastically] Oh, I'm good! Thanks for asking! Nice fly, saw my dad. He can't take his mind off his job... kind of like you! Ugh! Odie: I don't believe! Jay's on the dance floor! Herry: I guess he is capable to relaxing. For few second at least! Hercules: You're here to wrestle Harry and he doesn't know the meaning of “fear”! Neil: Herry doesn't know the meaning of most words. Jay: His truck is still outside and he left the door open. Neil: Herry's door's open and nobody's home? What's strange about that? Herry: You really do all this things? Hercules: The labours of Hercules? Of course! Why? Is someone telling you different, son? Herry: No, it's just... it's impressive that you've done all this things. You must be proud. Hercules: Yeah, well... Herry: I just came by to thank you for your advice yesterday. [puts a golden apple on the table] I'll see you later [leaves] Hercules: [takes an apple] Yes. I'm very proud. Ares: Today's lesson will be a team on team tactical exercise. Jay! Atlanta! You're the leaders! Chose your teams. You go first. Jay: I'll take Herry. Atlanta: Archie. Jay: Theresa. Atlanta: Well... hmmm... Herry: [about Neil and Odie] Take them both! Us three against you four. It even match! Atlanta: [angry] Fine! Odie: Hey! Atlanta: What? Neil: Well, not only that you picked us last, apparently the two of us are only worth one of you! Odie: Maybe will be our own team! Atlanta: Ares! Ares: Oh, for the love of Zeus! Leave us for less than a minute and there is already mutiny in the ranks! Uh, very well. Odie, Neil, you're a team. Zeus: I know exactly where everything is! More or less... Theresa: Just what kind of lesson is this? Garry: Lesson?! What do I look like? A guinea pig? Theresa: Maybe a boiled guinea pig. Garry: Whoa! Hey, how about giving her a lesson of respect! Persephone: Quiet, Garry! Theresa: Garry? Garry: Yeah, Garry! You've got a problem with that?! Let me guess! Bambi? Barbie? Candy? Garry: I'm sorry I called you stupid earlier! Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people! Archie: Hey guys. Atlanta: Anyone wanna come to the circus with us? Herry: Circus? I'll go! Archie: It's the “Circus of the Impossible”! Neil: [laughs] Sounds like it's based on our lives! Atlanta: Jay? Jay: Nah, I'll hang back and wait for Theresa. Archie: Neil? Neil: [...] Beats sitting around. Oh, wait! We won't be, you know, getting in the way of your date, will we? [Archie and Atlanta seem to be a little embarrassed and start to explain themselves] Archie: Date?! Atlanta: It's not a date! Archie: We're not dating! No! Atlanta: The more the merrier. Come on! Let's go! [Leaves. Archie follows her. Herry and Neil laugh and also leave] Odie: Odie, you wanna go to the circus? Nah, but THANKS FOR ASKING! Melampus: My real name is Russell. I chose the stage name Melampus because... I don't know what you kids know about the Greek mythology? Archie: Uh... A little bit... Atlanta: Just what they teach us at school. Herry: Yeah, not much, really. Archie: You're not supposed to hold on to the rope so tight. Odie: When I've got that much nothing beneath me, I'm holding on to the rope! Jay: [after Theresa stopped Stymphalian Birds from attacking Odie and Neil] That was... surprising? Theresa: Yeah, well, I'm just full of surprises. Herry: So like now you can talk to animals? Theresa: Just dumb animals. Archie: Then you better watch yourself, Herry. German Man: What blind people! German Woman: Oh come on! I'm sure they'd find our history just as strange if they were visiting our country. German Man: What?! Our history is full of the glory and wars! Brave man fighting in brave battles! Not this nonsense. [points on Sybaris Fountain and the both leave] Cronus: Did you hear that, Sybaris? They want battles and war. Well, let not disappoint them. Talia: This can't be! Herry: What is it? Talia: In ancient times my village was harassed by a vampire Sybaris. She brings death. Herry: Everything will be just fine. Talia: [kisses Herry in his cheek] You're very brave. My name is Talia. Herry: Herry. Talia: Herry, would you like to join me for dinner this evening? Herry: [looks at his friends. Odie and Jay nod their heads and smile] Uh... Talia: Don't say “no”, please. It's my way of repay you for you kindness. Herry: [smiles and nods his head] Aha... Talia: Then it's a date. Meet me on the clearing of the park at eight o'clock. [goes away] Herry: I'll see you then [stares at some point in front of him and smiles. Jay comes to him] What did just happen? Jay: I think you impressed her. Herry: She asked me on tonight. Me! Archie: And? Herry: Well, if it's okay with you guys? Jay: Sure. The rest of us will visit this farmer's field tonight. Neil: Wait a sec! Herry is going out on a date?! Odie: Yeah. Our little Herry has grown up! Atlanta: Can someone explain to me why Herry gets to go on a date, when the rest of us sit on a field full of sheep manure, waiting for a vampire, distrait? I mean this totally blows the romantic image I had of Sea Mediterranean! Herry: [very weak, wakes up after Sybaris sucked his blood] Where's Talia? What have you done with her? Sybaris:' [laughs] She's doing just fine! Don't you worry! [...] Jay: [Jay comes to help Herry and tries to take him from the cemetery] We've gotta get you outta here! Herry: Not without Talia... We've gotta find her... Jay: Atlanta! Be ready to hit the ground running! [throws a sword to cut a rope that Atlanta is tied by, but he misses] Atlanta: Still waiting! [Odie stops training program, Atlanta releases herself on her own] Archie: We almost had ya. Atlanta: My hero! Neil: Um.. I've been thinking... Echo: Wait! First I have to tell you something! I can't see it working out between us. You're just too in love with yourself to be with me! Sorry, Neil. [waves goodbye and disappears] Neil: Did she just dump me? Jay: Yeah, looks like. Neil: How could she do that!? I mean, I was gonna dump her! But... but... but... but she dumped me?! What is that?! Neil: Then staying in school is my new years resolution! Jay: It will be one way trip. We don't all have to go. Theresa: Yes we do! [everybody nods their heads] Herry: Yeah! Atlanta: We're coming! Jay: [smiles] Then send us back to the ancient world. Hera: May the gods be with you. Archie: Look! It's Zeus! Jay: He looks like... Mister Suez?! Theresa: Our school janitor is Zeus?! He's way over profile! Jay: Wherever you go... Whenever you go, Cronus, I'll be there! Jay: Zeus, Cronus will try to escape from Tartarus in twenty-first century. Zeus: I will remember. His escape will be prevented. Odie: Oh no! Herry: What's wrong, Odie? Odie: If Cronus doesn't escape, there will be no reason for gods to bring us to Olympus High! Atlanta: You mean we'll never see each other again?! Archie: He means, we'll never meet in the first place. Theresa: So this is goodbye? Zeus: Prepare yourself! Everybody: No! Wait! Not yet! No! [Zeus sends them to their times and it makes him old and weak] Zeus: Uh. That took a lot from me. Now... what was I supposed to remember about Cronus? Cronus: Come out, come out, wherever you are! I've got all the time in the world. Neil: Jay..i dont have a weapon! Theresa: U have got luck,remember? Jay: neil's right..he needs a weapon..take my shield neil: [gets up]its tight.. [cronus hits neil with some power(fire) ] jay: press it neil: whoa! [hits cronus back] [cronus faints.everyone goes to look cronus] odie: good work neil! Neil: Enough with a doing good, time for me to get back to just looking good! Odie: Well, I guess our time inhere was never supposed to be permanent. Herry: That's right! We finally have time to... get back to... [loses energy] normal... stuff. Jay: So now we just all go home and forget this ever happened? Theresa: I hope not. I mean, I hope we don't forget each other [smiles at him] Jay: I didn't mean that on! Of course we'll... We'll always be friends. [also smiles] Theresa: I'd hate to think that Cronus was the only thing keeping us together. Archie: [comes to Atlanta's room] Hey. Atlanta: [packing her stuff] Hey. Archie: So... [smiles awkwardly] I'm gonna miss... this place. Atlanta: Not me. My old school has a great lacrosse team. Archie: How when you're back, they're gonna rock! Well.. See ya. [turns around] Hey, whatever happens, you know I've always got your back. [they both get really sad and Archie wants to leave] Atlanta: Archie... Archie: [stops and looks at her] Yeah? Atlanta: [smiles at him] I'm gonna miss you, too. [Archie blushes and leaves] Atlanta: Don't worry Archie. I've got your back. [puts on the Helmet of Darkness] I command you to obey me! [to Thanatos] It's Cronus you want! Atlanta: Archie! [hugs him. Suddenly they both realize what they are doing and they back off] Oh... hey... Glad you're okay. Archie: Yeah, thanks for... you know... watching my back. Atlanta: Any time. Atlanta: Amazing. A top guy like you scared of a little water. Archie: I am not afraid of water! It's the falling into it and drowning part I don't like. Cronus: [in Jay's fear] You can't save them, Jay. Just like you can never defeat me! Jay: No! It's not true! Cronus: [laughs] It's Cronus! [echo] Cronus! Cronus! Alarm: [staring at Jay] Maybe we should give them The Eye. War: What are you doing!? Alarm: Well, he's very handsome. War: You said the same thing about Perseus. And look where that brought us! Cronus: [kneels and grabs his hurt hand] How, in the world, do you keep fighting me?! Jay: I don't think you're at the position to asking the questions! Theresa: So... You're saying we can combine our powers? Jay: Exactly! With Atlanta's tracking skills and you intuition... Atlanta: Nobody will be able to hide from us! Archie: Wanna bet? Atlanta: You don't seriously think... Archie: Bring it on! [...] Atlanta: Looser buys the pizza! Archie: Two pizzas! Extra large! Atlanta: I'd like veggie pepperoni. Theresa: Hawaii. Extra pineapple. Archie: Dream on, girls! You're hunting for a dangerous game now! Archie: You're sure you wanna risk all that pizza? Atlanta: Make that extra veggie pepperoni! Archie: Game on! Theresa: Even I can track those prints. Atlanta: This is gonna be way too easy. Theresa: Let's give him another minute. Atlanta: Good call. Don't wanna hurt his feelings. Archie: They're never gonna find me up here unless... I keep talking to myself... Neil: Even as a baby it was obvious I was destined for stardom. Odie: Yup. Most kids' first word was “Mama”, Neil's first word was “Me! Me!”. Jay: Neil! Neil: I'm busy! Jay: Class project! Neil: Can't it wait? Herry: I could carry you there! Orion: You're very good. Atlanta: Yeah. I'm the best. Orion: I've heard that before. Jay: Let him go. Atlanta: But he's got Archie! Archie: I see you had to call in reinforcements. Atlanta: Archie! [hugs him] I thought we've lost you forever! Archie: Hey, even I don't hide that well! Jay: Okay. Our mystery guy is bad, but this video is worse! Archie: Mystery man? Neil: What's the bad with video? As long as Cassie's got my good side. Jay: If Cassie out any side this could be as dangerous as Cronus! You know what happens when the world finds out the Greek gods and monsters have come to live?! Odie: We're talking about total panic! Neil: Okay, so maybe there is a little down side... Jay: Atlanta, Theresa, it's time for you to team up on another tracking job. Atlanta: We'll get him. Jay: No. We'll find him. You'll get that tape. Theresa, when you catch her, you think you can use your powers to wipe out her memories? Theresa: I can try. [Girls leaves, Neil is following them] Jay: Where are you going? Neil: To help find Cassie! If you're gonna ruin the
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