@onq: "<quote>
Also
"F" for "Fuckhead who thinks he Knows How to Drive".
[specially for BMW and wannabee BMW - Saab, Honda, Alfa - drivers]
"G" for "Git in his Mommy's Hatch with a Loud Exhaust and DIsco Lights
[Nissan Micras, Golf GT's, Peugeots]
"H" for "Hoor who thinks he Owns the Fucking Road".
[specially for Humvee, Merc and Jag drivers - either slow or at speed].
M."
    @westprog: "<quote>
Did you just type three random car makes or do you really think that someone
buys an Alfa because he can't afford a BMW?
J/
SOTW: "Pinball Wizard" - McFly"
    @onq: "<quote>
There is no implied equivalency in the makes, or likely transference.
The common denominator is that most people who buy the other three cars
also imagine they are performance drivers, but haven't either the bottle
or the money to assume the "mantle" of BMW ownership.
BMW's of course are out on their own. The X5 even has a system to prevent
you running into the back of another car in front, which tells you all
you really need to know about the kind of people who actually drive them.
<chuckle>
No fear of this for the Saab owner, whose front engine weight will make
short work of the offending obstalce, or the Alfa, whose self-destrucitve
tendencies will package it into a portable ball of junk after the crash.
Leaving untouched only the usually slow-moving Honda to trade superior
smugness with the BMW Driver stuck in the same traffic congestion.
M."
    @westprog: "...
<quote>
BMW quality control - put a cat in the car, close all the windows and vents,
and leave it for half an hour. If the cat is still alive after half an hour,
the car fails. Alfa quality control - put a cat in the car, close all the
windows and vents, and leave it for half an hour. If the cat is still there
after half an hour, the car passes.
Anyway, if you have an Alfa, it's only because you aren't brave or rich
enough for the BMW experience. Apparently.
J/
SOTW: "Pinball Wizard" - McFly"
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