@CoreyWhite: "You're lovely to me yes you are We've traveled together We've traveled so far Your tongue it is wise And there's love in your eyes deep and blue You're lovely to me yes you are And venus ascending is surely your star I've seen how you shine But I can't make you mine it is true You're a midsummer mountain in bloom Heather and linden, the fruit of your womb There's honey and sap in the couch of your lap Lady day There's nothing you would not provide When all is despair you are there at my side It is you that is near it is you that gives ear when I pray You're lovely to me yes you are You've been out on the road with a craving for tar You know what you need yes you're canny in deed And in name You're lovely to me yes you are And I'll see you tonight in a local bar We'll be wed before dawn and by morning We're one and the same The old ones they knew you my love They set you to reason and sullied a dove But how could they try you or demystify you with words You're a city that's pulling me still You keep me from sleeping and strengthen my will The gates they are strong but they open for song I have heard You're lovely to me yes you are You're the beautiful one that time cannot mar Your lost in the eyes of my love as she cries all for joy You're lovely to me yes you are You're the elusive chord on my old guitar You're hidden 'neath veils that our love making fails to destroy There's all I desire in your voice I fear I am bold but you leave me no choice You know that to ask me to turn from my task would be vain You're a rose that for no man will yield You have many names and all of them sealed Your empire is vast from the first to the last you remain You're lovely to me yes you are It's war all the time but you bare no scar You glitter like sand as it runs through my hands to the sea You're lovely to me yes you are You're my drunken companion it's right that you are Your love takes me higher your love is the fire in me -Lucky Jim" @howardaubrey: "<quote> He's right Corey. You're NEVER going to lose your virginity (that time you cornered the family dog doesn't count) unless you send Whack- job, I mean Atlanta at least a thousand dollars TODAY! She needs it to pay for her 'attorney' after all..... CPS is going to take her kid unless you send the money RIGHT NOW..." @aine_nicneven: "<quote> Really? You know... just you saying that you would, makes my day today. Thank-you, I needed that. {hug} I have had a guitar since I was 16. I still cannot wrap myself around it. I just do not have the natural ability too far from chords. When I do not have one though, I miss it. I have a keyboard and the same thing. I have to have them, I just do not play david28@example.org. I just work with my mind, I gave up trying to understand it. ;)" @CoreyWhite: "<quote> I'll get around to learning eventually. I have a really nice electric, and I know how to strum & chord. I even know a little bit about reading music. Not to say I can play a song. A good friend taught me everything he knew about guitar, before he died." @willdockery: "<quote> Pretty good song (I hear it to be sung), reminds me of Joe Cocker in his prime. "It was when I found out that I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something." -Ornette Coleman "Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery-Henry Conley (video): <url> "The Ride (Combat Zone)" by Will Dockery-Dennis Beck: <url>" @aine_nicneven: "<quote> WILL!!!!!!! Hey you~ How are you? Gods it is our tenth david28@example.org.... I have no clue who Corey posted this for but uh...I claim it as mine. Venus is mine and I am May 1 born so I claim Lady Day. ;) I am being bold aren't I?" @kat2: "<quote> It has a few lines that I like, but really, it's far too mushy and trite for me. Maybe this should be sung. This is the best line and a half: You're a midsummer mountain in bloom Heather and linden, Unfortunately, the rest of the poem just doesn't keep up, in my opinion. Rhyming bloom and womb would work if "fruit of your womb" weren't so cliched. Try again, you'll likely do better." @aine_nicneven: "<quote> Good thing I live on the edge or my To-Toes would have to give up baths and showers. Powerful magick in water. ;)" @jay25117: "<quote> ahemm... it appears that young Corrie is perhaps smitten with another rather that Whack-Job. Good for you boy! Jbird No music Critic am I today for I am the King of Siam today :-)" @CoreyWhite: "<quote> Well if it is for you I can't argue.. Maybe you should sign up for myspace, and let me be one of your friends there anyway? I have the song playing, and the video on my page.. I've been working on it all day: <url>" @aine_nicneven: "<quote> Ah I am sorry if I took something special for someone and made it into an Aine fest..that was self centered of me. Thankfully, not a usual trait. That was really not nice of me. Of course you can be my friend~ If I don't scare you! ;) I went there after I mowed last week like I said I would and got incredibly frustrated signing up. They seem to think I am there already. I always go by Aine but at times have to add to it because it is used in some form by another.It is I am being lazy today so, I will give it another shot. > I have the Do have all those fancy things going on? I have no clue unless I have modules or templates what the heck I am doing. Maybe you can walk me through it. I am too much of an enigma to have a plain jane page. I will ping ya here if I have trouble? Hey BTW did you know that on the video "Lovely To Me" That a huge portion of the lyrics that are on even the lyric pages are left off the song when he sings it? Did you know he was from Scotland? Do you still want to be my friend? I ask alot of things and have really obscure thinking. Hide quoted text -" @troialegata: "<quote> I don't know what group you are reading on, but I do know there are a bunch of groups you are cross-posting to that would rather you didn't continue to do so. Troia" @aine_nicneven: "<quote> You need to tell the originating author that. I never consider it my place to tell a poster who they should and should not post to since usenet are free for alls." @grafixbunny2007: "<quote> Since he is obviously replying directly to you, just delete the inappropriate group addresses out. It's just Corey. He won't notice ... Oh, and we have tried NUMEROUS times to tell him to stop crossposting his crap and drivel. Either he is ignoring us or is doing it for the amusement of our own resident Whack-Job (whom we could all do without as well). Please do us a little net courtesy and keep him to yourself. Lin" @troialegata: "<quote> Not sure which way you mean "free", since usenet access certainly costs money for enough people these days. But IAC, it's hardly the first time someone's been admonished about cross-posting, and unfortunately you didn't indicate which group you are reading. That sort of meaningless cross-posting is considered a form of trolling by some providers, and many providers block cross-posting to some extent. It's not a matter of the originating author; you're on a sub-thread and it would be polite to trim the cross-posts to exclude irrelevant groups, but of course there is no way to compel you to be polite, nor to convince you if you are determined to not be so. Troia" @CoreyWhite: "<quote> Why not just drop me a few lines over myspace, so we can get to know each other without all this noise? It's my birthday tomorrow, so I'll be kind of busy but you can write me." @georgedance04: "<quote> Nice song lyrics. Some lines are way too cliched to stand by themselves as poetry, but they'd work quite well in a song, I imagine. (Unfortunately, I suppose, I'm still operating without sound.) But please not and fix the spelling of your title (to the correct spelling you used in the lyrics)." @aine_nicneven: "<quote> Not sure where you are originating from Corey to comply with others wishes of me trimming. I will try to get by to your MySpace. I am not sure how much online I will be for awhile. Happy Birthday, May you have a Magickal One. ;)" @georgedance04: "<quote> Then you've not very david28@example.org. I've been told, by one of the lameness pros here, that myy posts are nowhere near his preferred standard of lameness; and he's right. A perfectly executed lame would have entailed (1) writing nothing except about his spelling mistake (2) calling Corey an illiterate, or a similar ad hom, and (3) ignoring the fact that he spelled the same line correctly elsewhere. I'd advise you to read some of the expert lamers here, and learn a thing or two about lameness." @troialegata: "<quote> With apologies, for not being lame enough!! I shall endeavor to enlighten myself as to how to lame lamely. Anyone wanta offer private, uhhmmm, tutoring? Troia (but only as long as that "lameness pro" is not Dockery or Bishop)" @georgedance04: "<quote> I can share my notes with you. Here's a sample from the last tutorial I was given; HTH: <quote>" @cat: "<quote> Your lame reposting and comments above are sad, George, I mean really really quacking-level sad. Enlightenment follows: A hydrocephalic child windmill-flinging its limp-wristed hands would have more of an effect than any of Goober Duck's quacks; his flames are so very lame-wussy like, e.g., posting the word "homoerotic" while being ignorant of what the word means, and reposting other peoples posts believing they're a pointy stick while he instead comes off looking like a retarded git wielding a wet linguine, and Duck does those things because he devoutly obeys the * Laws of Dockerys * First Law: A Dockery must be obsessed with a human being and, through obsession, cause all human beings to point and david28@example.org. Second Law: A Dockery must be obsessed with a human being's posts and obsessively repost them over and over again in addition to obeying the First Law. Third Law: A Dockery must confirm itself as the pathetic obsessed Dockery it is by habitually posting spam links to its pathetic Dockery excrement within each of its obsessed Dockery posts in addition to obeying the First and Second Law. And you, poor George, pathetically, like a snuggle-hungry slut, have just quacked yourself into bed with the lamest of all lame quackers. But hey, George, I really enjoy being entertained and with that thought I'll say "May your tiara be forever tilted." Cm~ "If you always live with those who are lame, you will yourself learn to limp." - proverb" @renayspam: ""Barbara's Cat" <email_address> wrote in message news:<email_address> <quote> just to clarify, not all hydrocephalic children windmill-fling their limp-wristed hands. nope. in fact, some of them go to work every morning at 6:30 am so they can buy cars that are too fast so they can attract girls that are too fast so they can give their mothers panic attacks and grey hair. every ten years or so they have shunt failure and emergency surgeries to correct this. the result is another couple head scars and even more grey hairs. trust me on this. I'm an expert. Renay" @kat2: "<quote> But the shunt replacements have nothing to do with fast cars and fast wimmins. The young man I know with brain shunt failures was just about to begin studying for a Ph.D. in psychology, but the doctors can't find one that works for him anymore." @cat: "<quote> Surely, Renay, you understood my statement was not meant to insult those who have such a malady (I apologize if it seemed to), but merely to create a contrasting image. And your statement just goes to show that even those who suffer abnormalities are more aspired to achievement, to become productive citizens rather than taking the cowards way out and resorting to living a lazy, non-contributory, parasitic existence. Cm~ "I never apologize!" - G. Bernard Shaw" @scrawlmark: "<quote> Sounds like an adult child wiccan. Could be fun... -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> There was a young wiccan whose water Ran and ran up until it had caught her. She so liked how it felt That she started to melt. That was dirt. Too bad nobody taught her. -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @renayspam: ""Barbara's Cat" <email_address> wrote in message news:<email_address> <quote> *smooooch* I didn't think for a second you were being insulting! (plus it's pretty hard to insult me) it was just a morning ramble. I understood perfectly what you were saying. *smoooooooch* for the Mrs. as well Renay" @georgedance04: "<quote> If the original post bothered you, you should have spoken up at the time. If it didn't, then you're just being a hypoocrite in complaining about it now. Dennis Hammes has been having sexual fantasies about me for a month. I don't need either you nor Dockery to tell me whether that's "homoerotic" or not. , and I already know your opinion of Will Dockery. I'm not interested in it. snip" @georgedance04: "<quote> Of course not. It was meant to insult Will Dockery by comparing him to a hydrocephalic child. You were taking their subhumanity for granted. (I apologize if it" @cat: "<quote> For that brilliant logical deduction you get a bright and shiny 'Junior Detective' badge. Do wear it with pride. Cm~ "All poets are mad." - Robert Burton" @cat: "<quote> You're quacking delusional. Cm~ "A comb becomes bad when it hurts you." - proverb" @cat: "<quote> Cm~ "Next week there can't be any crisis. My schedule is already full." - Henry Kissinger" @kat2: "<quote> <snip> I had to separate this from the George-Will-David insulting junk, because the clever Galt punchline made me smile. Just too bad about all those people who got hurt or killed. I told the old man last night that it was either corrosion or fatigue." @cat: "<quote> Oh Hell No! I pulled back the curtain, opened the sacred door, but George outright refused to see the light of the Dark Side, refused to pick up the nuts for the Mighty California Coastal Fighting Squirrel, and scoffed at my offer of purple Kool-Aid and sugar cookies. George will need to chant much repentance and undergo an Anatidae hysterectomy before I'll ever give him a slightest chance of even glancing at a Secret Cabal Decoder! BTW, where can I get one of those Secret Cabal Decoders? Cm~ "There is no cabal." - Mark 'Mary Ann' Horton" @UseNetOnly: "On Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:08:59 GMT, "Wayne George" <email_address> wrote: <quote> Brother, stop using a stolen ID! You are NOT "Wayne George"! That's a felony in the good old US of a:" @scrawlmark: "<quote> George the Lameness Instructor's a poof And a moron live under one roof, But he's more of the wimp Than a cripple or gimp, Leaving whines but no caneholes for proof. -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> CAT! Shame! You insult snuggle-hungry sluts everywhere! The late, great j r sherman and I, at least, though I am sure many on these groups would agree, /appreciate/ the value of a good (or bad, depending how hungry) snuggle-hungry slut in the middle of January or when there's nothing on but Letterman, whereas George has no value whatever. George or Letterman? Letterman, every time. But Heaven or a snuggle-hungry slut? I think you follow me here. -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> 'Sokay. If he had got his psych degree, he'd have had to study George. Because he's there. Kinda like a collapsed bridge. Ya /gotta/ find out what stupid little thing went wrong to produce a pile of shit of such magnitude. Oh, well, who is John Galt. -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> Whereas nobody has to take Dockery's or your subnormality for granted. You continue to demonstrate it every time your mouths fly open. Though I admit I'd not have been all that inclined to compare either of you to a hydrocephalic child. A kitchen garbage can with a foot-pedal, now... -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> Hey, you're not giving him the one with the Secret Cabal Decoder on the back, are you? Ah. Okay. -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> This would mean more if you didn't say the same thing about Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Will Dockery. -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @georgedance04: "On Aug 2, 4:49 am, Barbara's Cat <email_address> forged: : <quote> Don't forge posts, asshole, unless you want that done back to you." @georgedance04: "<quote> You're not going to distract attention from your back-up's fuck-ups that easily, my old flame. After a month of trying to get a flame-war going aginst me, all you've managed to recruit is an asshole who thinks handicapped children are scum. Would you have gone for 'MD Child' instead? Hey, why not? You can start referring collectively to all of your targets - me, Will, Jinn, David, Vera, adavila, harvey, etc. - as "Jerry's Kids." Come on, Beavis. Try harder. You can *do* it!" @georgedance04: "On Aug 2, 1:51 pm, On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built <quote> It may come as a surprise to you, but not everyone believes that disabled children are subhumans. You and Barbara's Hypocrite look in the minority on this issue." @georgedance04: "<quote> Therefore, then, it means "more." And indeed it is "more" in one sense - you've also been having and posting fantasies about the sex life of an 80-year old poetess, Will Dockery ( Note how his name 'popped up' in your list as well), and of course Amadeus Jinn (that last on your website as well as on rap). I'm merely one "more" person you masturbate about." @georgedance04: "<quote> Your grammar's shot to hell in this clause. Looks like you were trying for 'proof that a poof' but ran out of space yet again. 'Cripples' (ie, the disabled) are wimps? Interesting persona you've established in your "poem." "Try to Have your Writing Make Sense!"" @cat: "<quote> Cm~ "Why is it that wherever I go, the resident idiot heads straight for me?" - Gwynn Thomas" @georgedance04: "On Aug 3, 5:10 am, Barbara's Cat <email_address> forged on: <quote> Second warning. Don't forge posts unless you want that done back to you." @cat: "<quote> First deep hearty laugh: Go for it! Cm~ "He will burne his house, to warme his hands." - George Herbert" @cat: "George Dance shouted out a roll call: <quote> Your list of actors could never handle such a demanding role. Cm~ "Lord, what fools these mortals be!" - William Shakespeare, from /A Midsummer Night's Dream/ Act III, Scene ii, Line 115" @willdockery: "<quote> <url> quoted text - Yeah, this is pretty old school, a.r.w. being my first "home" on Usenet those many months ago... I was more into (still am, really) the magical incantational aspects of poetry than anything else, and after all, that's how poetry began, from a leak in Odin's (or pick your name here) mead bag, landing and creating the poet's gene. Who says crossposting isn't a good thing? Heh... Takes me back, since I saw Jani post again after what seems like years the other day I was wondering if any of the old regulars were lurking about out here... everything kind of scattered after the big scandal and implosions of a couple of years ago, and the big witches (Kate, Cast Iron Bitch, Brenda et al) seemed to make a mass exodus from Usenet one week when I wasn't looking... A little known fact is that I have the same birthday as Billie Holliday (different year, of course): May 7th. It comes with the Maybaby territory: "That's my way." -Baal I don't really know Corey, although I've seen some of his posts here and there... I applaud his efforts at building bridges in Usenet, and opening newsgroups for /crosspollination/ of personalities. Happy belated birthday, though, aine, and great to see you still around here and there... we have a flood of Leo days here, Jose tonight, several last week, Wena and Brother Dave on the 8th & 10th... and then into a batch of Virgos after that. "Last Dream Today" by Dockery-Mallard (video): <url> "God's Toybox" by Dockery-Beck: <url>" @cat: "<quote> I love it when they ask, no, beg for it. <html><pre><tt> *** The Confederacy of Dunces *** Camera? What camera? ___ ___ \ / _\ Got any /_, \ _ sSSSSs We are not clones! (< xo gay porn? oo >) | | SSSSSSSS ,,,,, / \ ,,, \ \__> | C__/ / IHI SSSSSSSS /(o o)\ (o o) __)/UU _,_ UU\(__ ||| SSSSSS /(_)\ .(_). /) \ (^/ \^) / (\ |2| __)(__ /|| _ _ ||\ || . || /|| .| ( @ @ ) |. ||\ ||| |. .| || || || . || -'-'-oOO-.-Ooo-'-'-'-''-''-' "Can'ts" "Mousy" "Duck" "Davey" "Vera" "Advil and Hardly" </tt></pre></html> Cm~ "Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it." - old saying" @willdockery: "<quote> Whether Barbie decides I do or not, I (and "many") can see the real Dennis Hammes peeking out of his closet... terrified of his own desires. Uncle Dennis screams /latent homosexual/ with his blasts of homophobia, as "many say" that such hatreds are based on his secret homoerotic desires. But don't take my word for it, ask any psychology student. "Last Dream Today" by Dockery-Mallard (video): <url> "God's Toybox" by Dockery-Beck: <url>" @cat: "Goober Duck Will "I'm So Very Hurt" Dockery quacked: <quote> Cm~ "you can't find "sense" in the poem, fine... that doesn't mean there's none there, just that you can't, or won't, see it." - Goober Duck, 15 May 2007" @ajinn: ""George Dance" <email_address> wrote in message news:<email_address> <quote> There is only one more person. Just one. AJ - <url> <url> <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> So you /do/ know why Dockery does it. -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> Whose quack this is, I think I know; His mouth is filled with spillage, though. -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> Actually, we already do. Jerry Springer. Admittedly, one mutt looks pretty much like another even in the DNA Machine, so he's not trying very hard to find your Real Parents. -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> And there's too many of them to play Weezer for Hal Roach. Unless Hal licensed Sylvester's Kid's "Oh, the Shame of it" schtick they could take turns wearing the bag. -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> GoddammitBuilt, you wanna burn out his last two? If you want him to keep jerking, you gotta give his amoeba time to clone. Then why are we insulting George? (I'm not saying this is a Bad Thing, I'm saying there really is a reason, like maybe it'll give them such a low self image they'll fail to breed.) -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> Awwww, you /remembered/! -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> Jesusfuck, I spit /myself/ instead a the keyboard. -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> 'Course not. It's why you're the only one who's saying they are. We understand. It isn't that you think disabled children are subhuman so much as that you're merely illiterate. -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> You better tell those last two amoeba to stop fucking with each other and /clone/ before you haven't got a single cell left in your head. Warning: We watched the course of this disease in little Tommy Bishop only a few years ago. It reduced him to a few feeble "ook"s every night for several weeks, followed by two solid months of stomping on his keyboard and hitting the "Send" button. -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @georgedance04: "<quote> It's not my fantasy that they're fucking, remember; it's yours. And you've never had trouble expressing yourself. So you tell them. "Try To Have Your Writing Make Sense!" Either you're deliberately lying, or alchohol has destroyed your memory. You've been posting sexual fantasies about Tom Bishop for years. I can't see why you'd find anything wrong with that. Your new backup spent his first flaming day doing nothing but type a few feeble "squeeks" and "quacks", yet that seems to satisfy you." @georgedance04: "On Aug 3, 6:41 pm, Barbara's Cat <email_address> continued to forge away: <quote> Yes, Cat. We can tell by the green eyes." @cat: "George Dance, still not getting it, lamed out: <quote> Maureen O'Hara is the only one I can recall. Oh, wait, your quack was meant to imply those in your list, eh? Nah, of them I've only seen him post his observations. Speaking of observations, I once saw a cutesy cartoon of a turtle fucking an army helmet and the turtle had hearts floating from his eyes. Fucking hilarious but I know, as well as you should know, that in spite of all his humping, the turtle was getting nowhere, much like you are with that hard-on you sprung for Dennis that you've been wanking for the past couple of weeks. Do get a clue or at least orgasm and shut up already. Try finding the dignity that you once appeared to have before you started quacking your "I'm so hurt" quacks. Seriously, George, those you listed get what they ask for just like you're getting what you're asking for. It's one thing to throw back stupidity at its source, it's another to be its source, and right now, you're a source. Are you getting the outright obvious clue yet or am I still wasting my time giving it to you? Cm~ "stop typing stupid, stupid." - Renay" @cat: "George Dance, having lost his marbles, screamed: <quote> Cm~ "Mad as a March hare." - James O Halliwell" @georgedance04: "<quote> I don't think that anyone besides you (and Dennis) really believes these orgies are taking place. Simmer down, Kitty. I'm not trying to steal your man." @georgedance04: "<quote> A flaccid old flamer named Denny Wrote of sex (as he never got any), But he got so darned hot That Vera was not Lucky Penny. 8)" @georgedance04: "<quote> Look, love, why don't you and Dennis write this stuff about *each other*? That would solve all the problems." @ajinn: ""George Dance" <email_address> wrote in message news:<email_address> <quote> Must be /t/ I have M.S. (along with an artificial hip when I was 20... now 55) I don't need to breed to have fun. Women are fun. I need to get out more. AJ - <url> <url> <url>" @cat: "George "My Feelings Are Hurt" Dance, continued laming: <quote> What orgies, George? WTF are you quacking about now? [ dockerydoppelg�ngersnip restored] IOW, "still wasting my time." Got it: you're going to continue to choke your chicken until its eggs become as scrambled as your ever-so-very-hurt feelings. Thanks in advance for the upcoming entertainment. "Kitty" <snicker> Cm~ "A naughty child must be roughly rocked." - Danish proverb" @aine_nicneven: "<quote> Is that for me? You are so in trouble for calling me a wiccan. ;) You need to find a rhymer for Celtic Family Tradional and Druid Structure. Good luck with that. I think they are like the word, "orange". ;)" @cat: "<quote> Cm~ "It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing." - from William Shakespeare's /Macbeth/" @aine_nicneven: "<quote> I missed this reply big time. The longer threads do that to me. Yes, crossposting is a good thing. Spit travels a long way when you "hock" it into the wind. Actually quite a few of those names were big when I was not in here or david28@example.org. I never became attached to the ones who seem to be main players. Kate and I barely interacted for quite awhile and became friends off arw more so then on david28@example.org. I am from the Talesin, Ren, Pip, Shez beginning. Hard for me to wander from my comfort foods. hehehe That's cool so we are within a week of each other and I would still consider you a Beltaine Kindered. Too many Old/New Calendars and fires that burned for days not to. lol~ uh, yeah. Not to be mistaken with selfish though. I may like my way but only because I usually have examined every freaking little if, and or but that may come to play. Give me a good reason to do it another way..I am an easy compromise. Bold....okay..yep..Not always for shock value, just because I really do not understand Taboo topics. I really do not understand trying to impress others or being something I am not. I post like I live. Ah, thank-you, so very much and to you as well. I say we get another magickal day for belated wishes, just not another year added. Deal? That is alot of cakes and candles you have going on. I'm not much of a sweet craver but have a bite for me, especially if there is a carrot cake or Yum, cheesecake. ;) Slainte' Will. To May Borns!" @dantoPAY: ""Barbara's Cat" <email_address> wrote in message news:<email_address> <quote> Yeah, tell us where and when the orgies are being held. There are legions of young nerds who would give anything for this information. " @willdockery: "<quote> Since the jeering hecklers have settled into anything /but/ discussing the poem this thread is supposed to be about, that's understandable... Yeah, gets a wide variety of people on the same page, the more the better is my motto. I think Kate lurks around, but doesn't seem to post on Usenet that I've seen. I got a nice email note from her yesterday that I need to answer now that I have some time to write tonight. She seems to be doing okay. I miss Pip and Shez, and Talesin posted here on the poetry groups a while back... Ren's still on a.r.w. sometimes, right? Well, yeah, "plodding along with determination" and all that, through plenty of earth and water. That sounds like a plan... With Jose it was many shots and beers, some photos, he also had a great collection of baloons he carried with him... and the bartender Lisa gave him a paddling which I had to turn my head for. Probably will be a /double party/ for Wena and Brother Dave later next week. "Last Dream Today" by Dockery-Mallard (video): <url> "God's Toybox" by Dockery-Beck: <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> A young wiccan whose new Druid Structure Would gleam from her teeth when she bucked yer Would turn your face orange When she shifted to lo-range And raddled your head as she sucked yer. ~\__ :-D (The Woman tempted me.) -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> fic'-tion, n.En. 1. The arranging of the symbols for real objects and events into syntactical patterns (maps) that have not actually happened. Yet. -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> "fic'-tion, n.En. 1. The arranging of the symbols for real ob..." -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> GeeZ, this editing for TrVth shit is easy... What makes you dull is that you lead with your chin as a matter of religious preference, not actual training. Not to belabor a point any trained fighter/killer already knows, but if you led with your chin by /training/, it'd be an "invite," and you'd "stop-hit" into the other guy's "preparation." hth. No, really. -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> The legions of dirty old men have a /lot/ more money... -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> There's no question about the fact of natural selection. The only question is /when/. And if you gotta be told /that/, you're living proof that God /can/ make a moron so stupid even /He/ can't teach it anything. -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> Before you buy that farmhouse /nobody/ gets out of, yes. (You know; the one on the worm-farm.) -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> Then why are you the only one barking about it weeks after the fact (if any)? The only thing worse (for you; it doesn't affect us at all) than demanding that our poems maintain your religion for you is ascribing your beliefs to our poems even when or because they don't. -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> How /incredibly/ stupid of you to admit that I just did. I usually doesn't affect me at all, however a new day is a new day and the amusements thereof are whatever it brings. And my "puss" needs the stretch, so I grin and thank him and move on to the observation (which I'm reasonably sure we've all made) that it sure hell "satisfies" /you/ that somebody is Paying Attention to your squeaks and quacks. Clue: You're obviously (and for the record) getting an emotional workout here that you can't manage to get anywhere else. Or you'd be there... And that, O Best Beloved, makes us Pretty Dam' Good at what we do. Which is to kick around this poetry shit until we pretty much do what it wants us to. -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> Minnalouche stares at the moon, and you stare at the cat. (What a waste.) (For those such as George who arrived late, it's a remake of that old Zen koan about how George barks at the finger every time 'SCat points at the moon.) -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> There was a LUUUve-Bandit named George Who filled up the Olduvai Gorge With his scribbles of quacks About fictional facts 'Cos he'd not draw the sword from the forge. Hm. There was a LUUUve-Bandit whose bone Overflowed both the Rhine and the Rhone With his squirts and his quacks About fictional facts 'Cos he'd not draw the sword from the stone. The proper allusion wins hands down ("lay-down" grand slam) over the "George." -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> It's a tall psychological stack That a pet and his owner will pack Every bit of each other To much more than brother And Georgie has started to quack. -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @georgedance04: "<quote> When and where do I think that non-existent orgies take place? Even young men think about sex only half the time. I'd suggest you use some of the other half for some logical deduction, which will give you the answer for yourself." @georgedance04: "<quote> What a neat trick; bury the next lie in a question. You can even call it ... "Compound Question." (I suppose Gamble claims to have invented that one.) As every reader of the thread can ee, you've continued to treat us to posts on how "cripples" shouldn't be allowed to reproduce, as it's "unnatural". You've at least held back from advocating mass killing of the handicapped. So far. By no stretch of the imagination can your posts about "cripples" be called poems." @georgedance04: "<quote> My bad. Should have been 'Kitten.' A cute but - alas! - cross-eyed kitten Would read all that a porker had written, Then would gobble his shit And spew most of it On the group; for that kitten was smitten." @georgedance04: "On Aug 4, 11:41 am, Barbara's Cat <email_address> pretended to try to have a serious discussion: <quote> Still forging, I see. Read and believe Dennis's writing, and you'd think these people do nothing but have sex with each other. That's all filler; but since you're complaining about me snipping your posts, I'll leave it in. So you're imagining someone with a 'hard-on ... for Dennis, ... wanking.' I suggest you might be confused about whom that imaginary character of yours represents. Just like Dennis, I note, for you to whine about a "Dockery trick" when you get some of your own medicine back. Since you've not only been snipping but forging, it's pure hypocrisy for you to claim about any snips I make. (Which is why the Barbara's Hypocrite nym fits you so well.) Similarly, when (also like Dennis) you make up stupid fantasy stories about me (and this "I'm so hurt" bullshit of yours is nothing but), it's hypocrisy for you to complain if I go on to do the same to you. I didn't ask for any of Dennis's shit, or yours, but since it's there I have to deal with it. I'm doing that the best I can. Right now you're a source of much worse: dishonesty and hypocrisy. (Those are worse than low IQ because a person can do something about them.) Childish name-calling like "You're stupid!" doesn't make you look particularly intelligent, BTW. Hey, my time was wasted reading your stories. Fair's fair. And my story is far shorter: You're smitten with Dennis. That's the only hypothesis that accounts for all of your behaviour on the group. As I say, when you make up stories about me, don't complain about getting the same back. And, at least, my story - that you're in love with Dennis - has the ring of truth. Since I'm sure you know nothing of Canadian politics, I'm sure this (paraphrased) quote will mean anything to you, but here goes: "Barbara's Cat ... or can I call you Puss, like your pal Dennis?"" @georgedance04: "On Aug 3, 8:26 am, On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built <quote> Oh, my, I'm a 'dork'. Not only that but a 'stupid dork.' Not only that, I'll bet, but a 'stupid dork with cooties,' too. Grow up." @georgedance04: "<quote> You're an adult. Whether you breed or not is your choice. Dennis doesn't think that should be the case, for adult "cripples."" @georgedance04: "On Aug 4, 1:04 am, "Dennis M. Hammes" <email_address> forged: <quote> Yes, I do. I also understand Barbara's Cat's little problem with that." @georgedance04: "<quote> Actually, you didn't. Perhaps you need another piece of advise when it comes to writing: "Read and understand what you've written, before you post it." That may serve you in good stead. And you even call him Puss! How nice. It is important to stroke your backup regularly, and for that you have to know what motivates him. You'd win a point for that, if anyone were keeping score. Dont be ridiculous. Like you, your Puss is paying attention mainly to fantasy characters and events in his head. Yes, but disgust and contempt are such limiting emotions. Almost an unobjectonable sentence: The only thing wrong with it being your description of your posts and Cat's as "poetry."" @cat: "<quote> Wacking that hard-on a bit hard, aren't you? Cm~ "Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful." - Aldous Huxley" @cat: "<quote> Cm~ "'Mad' is a term we use to describe a man who is obsessed with one idea and nothing else." - Ugo Betti" @cat: "<quote> All the best obsessed kooks call me 'Pussy'. Surely you want to be the best you can be, eh? Cm~ If it posts like a duck and quacks like a duck, it must be a duck." @georgedance04: "<quote> No, Beavis, it's your cat who quacks (or sometimes squeaks) when it attacks, As it's just (like its owner) Too fixed on its boner To pay any attention to facts." @cat: "<quote> Like this, eh? <html><pre><tt> ____ /\| ~~\ /' | ,-. `\ | | X | | _|________`-' |X /' ~~~~~~~~~, /' ,_____,/_ ,/' ___,'~~ ; ~~~~~~~|~~~~~~~|- / X,~~~~~~~~~~~~, | | | XX'____________' | | /' XXX| ; | | x| XXX,~~~~~~~~~~~~, | | X| '____________' | o |-~~~~\__XX\ |XX | | XXX`\ /XXXX ~~~~~~~'~~~~~~~' `\xXXXXx/' \XXX /XXXXXX\ /XXXXXXXXXX\ /XXXXXX/^\XDCAU\ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ </tt></pre></html> Cm~ "The fish adores the bait." - George Herbert" @georgedance04: "On Aug 5, 7:26 am, Barbara's Cat <email_address> forged: <quote> I was thinking of a southern belle, one who'd call another a "snuggle- hungry slut" for getting HER beau's attention (as you did). Since Dennis's term of endearment for you is Puss, I think I'll go with Beavis's Puss. Of course, Barbara's Hypocrite also describes you to a T, so I'll use that when appropriate as well. (BTW, thanks for the three posts from you telling me that I can't stop thinking about you; that was sweet. But you must see the senselessness of that: If I really couldn't stop thinking of you, I wouldn't need reminding, now, would I?)" @cat: "<quote> Cm~ "Don't bend; don't water it down; don't try to make it logical; don't edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly." - Franz Kafka" @ajinn: ""George Dance" <email_address> wrote in message news:<email_address> On Aug 4, 11:41 am, Barbara's Cat <email_address> pretended to try to have a serious discussion: <quote> Still forging, I see. ## to expect more from baba is a stretch. Read and believe Dennis's writing, and you'd think these people do nothing but have sex with each other. # Sex is just the other side of the <whatchama>... That's all filler; but since you're complaining about me snipping your posts, I'll leave it in. So you're imagining someone with a 'hard-on ... for Dennis, ... wanking.' I suggest you might be confused about whom that imaginary character of yours represents. Just like Dennis, I note, for you to whine about a "Dockery trick" when you get some of your own medicine back. Since you've not only been snipping but forging, it's pure hypocrisy for you to claim about any snips I make. (Which is why the Barbara's Hypocrite nym fits you so well.) Similarly, when (also like Dennis) you make up stupid fantasy stories about me (and this "I'm so hurt" bullshit of yours is nothing but), it's hypocrisy for you to complain if I go on to do the same to you. I didn't ask for any of Dennis's shit, or yours, but since it's there I have to deal with it. I'm doing that the best I can. Right now you're a source of much worse: dishonesty and hypocrisy. (Those are worse than low IQ because a person can do something about them.) Childish name-calling like "You're stupid!" doesn't make you look particularly intelligent, BTW. Hey, my time was wasted reading your stories. Fair's fair. And my story is far shorter: You're smitten with Dennis. That's the only hypothesis that accounts for all of your behaviour on the group. As I say, when you make up stories about me, don't complain about getting the same back. And, at least, my story - that you're in love with Dennis - has the ring of truth. Since I'm sure you know nothing of Canadian politics, I'm sure this (paraphrased) quote will mean anything to you, but here goes: "Barbara's Cat ... or can I call you Puss, like your pal Dennis?"" @willdockery: "<quote> "Dripping liquid fire", no doubt: Keepsake Left Behind Beat away, my heart so dire Beat away this lonesome hour While my eyes drip liquid fire Looking at her first pressed flower Cat By your definition of "obsession", Barbie, then your Uncle Dennis went beyond obsession to bugfuck crazy ("We know") over Jinn last year, am I right? <url> and <url> Crazy Jinn Meets the Bishop by Dennis M. Hammes Scrawlmark Catalog #jinmeets.html ISBN: LCC Cat. Nr.: Scrawlmark Publishing 1016 South Third Street Moorhead, Minnesota 56560-3355 Hammes' delusions of having a "publishing company" are also noted. Interestingly, when Barbie first appeared on the newsgroups Uncle Dennis Hammes was certain that she was a sock for Jinn (the artist formerly known as Tom Bishop, who just last year Uncle Dennis wrote 400+ homoerotic poems for, which goes above and beyond Barbie Catshit's definition of "obsession"): Dennis M. Hammes View profile More options Aug 21 2003, 11:16 pm Newsgroups: alt.arts.poetry.comments From: "Dennis M. Hammes" <email_address> Date: Fri, 22 Aug 2003 03:16:41 GMT Local: Thurs, Aug 21 2003 11:16 pm Subject: Re: New to Group - Last Act of Love - C&C Please Reply to author | Forward | Print | View thread | Show original | Report this message | Find messages by this author Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. You let this Cat out of the bag six months ago. Your Clich=E9 Generator, I mean. (And sucking syrup /has/ a chemical fingerprint, ya know.) (m+ ~/:o)_| We must never forget the concept of an educated man as one who is competent to refound his own civilisation. Edwin de Lattre and er Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. The the chemical fingerprint for spit is identical with that for Sucking Noises. (Some people's kids /aaaaarrrhhh/.) (m+ ~/:o)_| But when Barbie gave up poetry to become the full-time slurper-sniffer we all know today... and hasn't posted a poem in years. Well, at least you got her away from sniffing after me for thousands of unanswered posts... heh. "Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery-Henry Conley (video): <url> "The Ride (Combat Zone)" by Will Dockery-Dennis Beck: <url>" @georgedance04: "<quote> <email_address> True. Did you like the nice "poem" I wrote for her this am? It was a reply to one of Dennis's: No, Beavis, it's your cat who quacks (or sometimes squeaks) when it attacks, As it's just (like its owner) Too fixed on its boner To pay any attention to facts. I thought you'd like the 'squeaks' mention. The boredom? uoted text -" @ajinn: ""George Dance" <email_address> wrote in message news:<email_address> <quote> True. Did you like the nice "poem" I wrote for her this am? It was a reply to one of Dennis's: No, Beavis, it's your cat who quacks (or sometimes squeaks) when it attacks, As it's just (like its owner) Too fixed on its boner To pay any attention to facts. I thought you'd like the 'squeaks' mention. I'm waiting... The boredom? Appearances... Who are you talking to? I guess this is about baba and 'ennis. AJ - <url> <url> <url>" @georgedance04: "On Aug 4, 11:50 am, Barbara's Cat <email_address> forged again: <quote> He spends his time on other poets and wannabe poets. You're neither." @scrawlmark: "<quote> A smarmy of one, even... -(m+ ~/:o)_| I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon. <url>" @scrawlmark: "<quote> But is it veridifukencatable? Or is it, as Rik puts, just fiction? Because if you can't veridify it, you're an illiterate nitwit who needs everybody he meets to keep /his/ religion separate from all those other nasty religions for him. Ten quatloos you'll be whining about Tearists by the end of th... Oops. I lose. You already are. ... Make up your cocksucking mind. Are they "made up," or are they veridificationable? And if they're "made up," why you pissen for two weeks as if they actually happened, or, worse, believe that other people (on whom your very "mind" depends) will Believe that they happened? Commonwealth. Trouble with it is the same as every other religion. It takes over your "mind"... ... Were the man still alive, he'd be in love with j r (rhs). Everybody was. Well, except chuckles and
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