@tdw2: "I was coming home from church this morning when I saw two dogs
fornicating.  I was enjoying a feeling of spiritual fulfillment after
just leaving church.  This act of sinfulness ruined my whole mood.  I
knew I had to react to save the souls of these dogs.  I could see the
dogs were engaged sexually, and I knew I had to react fast.  I quickly
ran over told both of them how sinful they were, and explained to them
that doing that act would send them directly to hell as soon as they
died.  They continued to fornicate so I had no recourse but to kick
the male dog in the balls as hard as possible.  After much difficulty,
he pulled out of the female and ran off yelping.  I feel much better
now that I did Jesus's work and hopefully saved these dogs from
eternal damnation."
    @joejared: "<quote>
You made it through my twit filters.  You can't possibly be tedw.
But damn, what a good likeness of TedW you make!  ;-)
<url>"
    @charlesmarshall: "<quote>
What's to say the dogs weren't married and Catholic, and just doing 
their God-given duty to procreate?"
    @tworkman1: ""Charlie M. 1958" <email_address> wrote in message 
news:<email_address>
<quote>
He furgot to memtion it was a pit bull and a poodle! "
    @du: ""Charlie M. 1958" <email_address> wrote in message 
news:<email_address>
<quote>
Its Halloween already?
Posted via a free Usenet account from <url>"
    @gordie: "<quote>
Yeah.  Was real mad when I saw the tedw moniker and thought that my 
filter had given up the ghost.
Funny story though :)"
    @kairuuska: "On 1 loka, 17:44, "Charlie M. 1958" <email_address>
wrote:
<quote>
Dogs do it doggie style and everybody knows God does not like that.
Isn't it even illegal in some US states?
Kai"
    @tworkman1: ""Tara" <email_address> wrote in message 
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<quote>
Why do tweekers do it doggie style?
So they both can look out the blinds!
T "
    @tworkman1: ""Sequoia" <email_address> wrote in message 
news:20071002121028.181$<email_address>
<quote>
Someone who loves tweekin wiff stuff,
someone who stays up-2-weeker!
<url>
T."
    @tworkman1: ""Sequoia" <email_address> wrote in message 
news:20071002121028.181$<email_address>
<quote>
A tweeker will steal your stuff and then help you look for it. "
    @tworkman1: ""Sequoia" <email_address> wrote in message 
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<quote>
      4. tweeker
     A person addicted to some type of speed whose favorite hobbies include 
taking things apart beyond recognition, sitting by the backdoor with a large 
knife, 'dieting', watching American Idol, and staying up for up to 2 weeks 
strait. They can some times be dangerous, but are usually a lot of fun."
    @joejared: "<quote>
They're usually more dangerous to themselves and can be observed in their
native environment doing things only someone with bipolar disorder could
truly relate to.  Oh wait, maybe that's why I can relate to them.  ;-)  A
tweeker, simply put is someone suffering from an extreme form of
chemically induced bipolar disorder, and yes, definitely fun to watch.  If
a tweeker owned a car, their spare tire would be your spare tire, even if
it didn't fit right.  
<url>"
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