@big: "I'm having a wank.
YES, right now, as I'm typing, I'm having a WANK.
And there's fuck all you can do to stop me!
Urgggh, I've just cum!"
    @Noofflinecontactplease: ""Tommy Thickstick" <email_address> wrote in message 
news:1wfoonycnu6tr.21r6fmbjujbq$<email_address>
<quote>
And why would we want to stop you? It's better for you to waste your little 
soldiers on your keyboard than to find them going to create another person - 
I'm using the word loosely - like you.
Whoopedy-do. Yawn....
Rhino "
    @georgedance04: "<quote>
Too prosy.  Try breaking the lines everywhere you've written a comma,
using the break instead of a comma.  Eg:
Right NOW, oh YES!
-
I'm having a wank.
YES
right now
as I'm typing
I'm having a wank.
And there's fuck all
you can do
to stop me!
Urggh
I've just cum!
- Tommy Thickstick"
    @Noofflinecontactplease: ""Tommy Thickstick" <email_address> wrote in message 
news:13jssnmwognrk$.14h7ud3r3gp31$<email_address>
<quote>
I just did.
You think you can actually get it up twice in the same year? Not bloody 
likely....
Rhino "
    @scrawlmark: "<quote>
One billion sperm, and /he/ won.
   There is no God.
-(m+
   ~/:o)_|
I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon.
<url>"
    @scrawlmark: "<quote>
Pf.  If your wonderworm sees eye-to-eye, you're /really/ gay.
-(m+
   ~/:o)_|
I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon.
<url>"
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