@gramse: "even if I tried!
We have all seen the drug ads and the side effects that they may cause
at the end of the ads.
Well a few nights ago, an ad came on for RLS, or Restless Leg Syndrome"
and after all the benefits were expounded upon, the side effects were
stated.....
"....and if you feel the sudden urge to _gamble_  or _have sexual
encounters_, please consult your physician"!
NO LIE!!!!...ROTF"
    @neeterc: "The show I'm watching just had this commercial on!
"~The MotorDope~" <email_address> wrote in message 
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    @kittykatfish: "<quote>
Damn!
My cure for restless legs? Your body's trying to tell you
something...get up off your ass and walk around!"
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