@robb: "<light == less filling>
A husband walks into a Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer
lingerie for his wife. He was shown several possibilities that ranged
from $250 - $500. The more sheer the garments were, the higher
the price. He opted for the sheerest he could find, paid $500 and
took the lingerie home...
Later that night he gave the skimpy garment to his wife and asked
her to go upstairs to put it on and model it for him. Upstairs his wife
sees the price tag and thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it
might as well be nothing. I won't put it on and I'll  model it for him
naked then I'll return it tomorrow and keep that $500 refund."
So she appeared naked on the balcony and strikes her best pose.
On seeing her, her husband said "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500
they'd at least iron it!"     He never heard the shot, funeral is Friday."
    @nowhere: "On Sat, 23 Jul 2005 14:37:54 -0500, Robb <<email_address>>
wrote:
<quote>
was this a story about DE and Robb?"
    @robb: "snipd.
<quote>
Huh, no.  Hi there nub's, how's it hangi<nm>. Like the newserver   
you're on, I see you've adopted a nice clean sock for it too. 	
Check out news:alt.fan.newserver.admin.lunatic-fringe when you
get  a chance :)    Hey if you're the person who wanted alt.sweetness
(something) group added, we have it.
Robb"
    @robb: "Uni go
<quote>
WhazamatterU?  Unka "Dude" Mike not giving you enough spnakx?   
Leave me alone Uni, I already done broke my newsreader today.   	 
Robb  
 | Humility and Grace ate my homework"
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