@Macho: "To say my reservations about this man and his party were severe, would be an
understatement.
How I have wronged this man.
I now discover, NewLab are to rush through Parliament, with all due haste, a
new Bill which will make it illegal for you to allow your cat to get fat or
indeed, to let him or her out at night for a crap.
This is wonderful news. Not only will this law be passed it will have real
teeth too.
On summary conviction, punishment can range from a �5000 fine to
imprisonment.
Some may find it odd that parents will still be allowed to overfeed their
brats, even if it does kill them early. Also others may find it odd that
whilst cats are ensconced safely at home, young thugs are still to be
allowed out to nick cars, spray graffiti, stab, shoot and mug people as well
as happy slap to their hearts content.
Nevertheless, I have to tell you all, much safer you will be knowing next
doors moggy is safe and sound in it's basket.
At long last, New Lab have put behind them such trifling matters as the NHS,
5000 deaths a year from MRSA, 600 billion pensions black hole to name but a
view, and thrown their whole weight behind the moggy bill.
Boy am I impressed.
Whilst unrelated, just in case you wondered, wnakers is spelt W A N K E R S
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Planet Dearth circles the Bun in a faraway Galaxy.
In the northern hemisphere is a land called Englandistan
ruled by a despotic moron of the third order called Phoney
Bliar and elected un-democratically by the Botch to north
and the Belsch to the east. Any similarity between events
on planet Dearth and your home planet are entirely co-incidental.
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    @Macho: "This is no joke. Todays newspapers !
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Planet Dearth circles the Bun in a faraway Galaxy.
In the northern hemisphere is a land called Englandistan
ruled by a despotic moron of the third order called Phoney
Bliar and elected un-democratically by the Botch to north
and the Belsch to the east. Any similarity between events
on planet Dearth and your home planet are entirely co-incidental.
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