@tommyleprechaun: "OK, you wake up one morning and everyone in the world is dead - kaputt -
You're the only one left living.
Not Zombies or aliens, everyone just decided to die...
What will you do -
Silly things first of course :)
PS, no sense robbing banks, or taking cars, gold etc.  Petrol loses its 
potency after 2 years...  No one to fly planes, keep electricity stations 
running, provide heating oil, gas etc .
Fly killer - theres gonna be a lot of dead bodies rotting -
Food..  Freezer is no good as eventually electic stations will die out.
Hit a farm, with a good selection of vegetables, cattle sheep and pigs,  bee 
hives for honey, learn to survive (library), shotgun and shells,
The big questions for me is - if no one is left but me and I get drunk will 
it count against my sobriety
Cheers
Tommy "
    @fatlumbo: "<quote>
With all the hard work just to stay alive, you prolly won't have time to 
get drunk but once in awhile, so you might be able to pull it off.
The trouble is when you get all tangled up, there won't be any idiots to 
blame it all on, and that can't be any fun.
Aww hell, go ahead...The end can't be far off... Sundeland beat 
Manchester United...Bottoms up....It's all smoke and mirrors anyway.
Dr. Skeezix LaRocca, D.B. (Doctor Of Buffoonery)
Registered Linux Novice & Abuser #526706
We aren't cheap, but we're reasonable
No appointment needed"
    @tommyleprechaun: ""Mike T." <email_address> wrote in message 
news:<email_address>
<quote>
Are you really able to fooking read - or are you totally humour impaired ??
Get the stick out of your arse and come join the human race - you won't win 
it, but you could take part
Cheers
Tommy "
    @Exscape_AA: "On Fri, 24 Jan 2014 22:18:08 -0000, "Tommy" <email_address>
wrote:
<quote>
AA members are all humor impaired.  Its part of the brainwashing.
Laughter is something a person did in a bar when they were drunk .  It's
old behavior that needs to be eliminated once a person has joined the
program.  AA is a very serious matter.  Once a person joins. 
AA, there is no time for laughter, jokes or humor.  All of a persons
time in AA should be spent staying sober and speaking to God.  This is
why there is little laughter at AA meetings.  There is nothing funny
about drinking, God, or all that dullness written in the Big Book.  Bill
W. was a very serious person, and he never laughed or smiled.  We must
become like him in all ways, and that means NO HUMOR!"
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