@sportlast: "Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill
 the hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then
moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest,
one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand
what they were doing.  So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by
the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it 
why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and
fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it
probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But
today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.""
    @sportlast: "A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.
The doctor asked her: "What happened to your ears?"
The blonde answered, "I was ironing and the phone rang, but instead of 
picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my 
ear."
"Oh dear!" the doctor exclaimed, "But what happened to your other ear?"
"The son of a bitch called back." "
    @flyingnun: "<quote>
These Essex girls get everywhere don't they?
Heard melodies are sweet, but those Unheard melodies are sweeter
 <email_address> FN 2��5 +,  Mungo Brandybuck of Buckland"
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