@grub: "How to dodge the draft
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Tell the army you are a homosexual.
The army only wants heterosexuals.
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    @mallowisious: "hahahah
that's funny!
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    @techbear: "<quote>
However, during the current "stop loss" order, as with similar orders in
the past, gay men and women are required to serve and may not be
discharged. The idea is to keep people from suddenly "discovering" they
are gay and thus avoid combat. The supreme irony is that, as a result,
gay men and women are serving openly and nothing at all bad is happening
to troop moral or unit cohesiveness as a result.
Once the military leadership pull their heads out of their collective
asses, they will realize that there is no reason to prohibit gay people
from serving openly and honestly. Homosexuality will no longer be a
disqualification for the draft.
Gregory Gadow
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"If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you."
 Benjamin Franklin"
    @smchris: "<quote>
Thankfully, most draftees are relatively young.  If I remember, staying up
about a week on meth until the paranoid delusions were really firing was
an alternative.  Remember to speed safely and let someone else drive you.
There is also anorexia and overeating, your choice.
Iggy Pop in Lust for Life has a section on working up an erection and
pretending to be really embarrassed about it before the other men."
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