@dewhurst: ""Feeling a bit depressed the other day, I called the Samaritans.
Like everything, the number had been out-sourced and I was put through 
to a call center in Pakistan .
I explained that I was feeling suicidal.
They became very excited at this news and asked if I could drive a 
truck... ""
    @grumoldhori: "<quote>
   Damn good exercise Roger dear boy, bouncing on the pedal of 
   a Spicer clutch.
   Then you can go out with a bang.
grumpy"
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