@monkie: ")(|((   "I NEED TO GET HOME TO MY PEOPLE"
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  O O       "WHO ARE YOUR PEOPLE?"  O!!!!
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   o     "THE HOMEPRIDE CHEFS."     0   /
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   ,-,
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(_________) "WE DON'T WANT YOU.
   |0   0|    YOU DON'T FIT INTO OUR STYLE."
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    \___/
-monkie-
"You can shove that useless fact into your anus." -johanna K.N.
<url>"
    @monkie: "<quote>
    ,-,
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  (_________) "BUT I AM A TRANSFORMER!
    |0   0|    WATCH ME CHANGE!."
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    ,-,
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  (_________)  -CHU-
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    |0   0|
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     \___/
    ,-,
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   _|     |_
  (_________)  -CHU-
   \\\\/\/\/
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    |0   0|
    |.___,|
     \___/
  \\\/\//\/\/
   \\\\/\/\/
    |     |    -KOF-
    |0   0|
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     \___/
  \\\/\//\/\/
   \\\\/\/\/
    |     |   "NOW I'M A PINEAPPLE."
    |0   0|
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     \___/
-monkie-
"You can shove that useless fact into your anus." -johanna K.N.
<url>"
    @monkie: "<quote>
NO BRING ME RAMSEY-A-TRON!!!11111
  "THIS FOOD IS OFAL!"
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  |_>      \ | /  - "FUCK OFF."
/|_|\     $ 8 #
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-monkie-
"You can shove that useless fact into your anus." -johanna K.N.
<url>"
    @monkie: "<quote>
yes. also he doesn't need to be programmed to do the following either:
-respect women
-respect other people
-dodge crazy fists
-self groom
in fact, swearing and punching is all that needs to be programmed in 
RAMSEY-A-TRON to make him a replica today's prized modern man!
-monkie-
"You can shove that useless fact into your anus." -johanna K.N.
<url>"
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