@shelly: "<url>
Miss Brown's (really low budget) video debut.
Shelly
<url> (the Mother Ship)
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    @shelly: ""Rachel" <email_address> wrote in message 
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Thanks!  I think she's seriously cute, but I'm obviously biased.
Dogs are wonderful companions, but they are a *lot* of work.  IME cats 
are only slightly less work.
Yes, dander is what most people are allergic to when they have pet 
allergies.
Shelly
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    @shelly: ""Rachel" <email_address> wrote in message 
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I think you're wise to steer clear of cats, if they make you wheezy.
Yeah, I wouldn't recommend a dog, unless you *like* to be outside and 
active.  It doesn't require having a car (carless New Yorkers seem to 
manage it), but unless you have a yard, it does mean that you have to 
get up and out every single day, rain or shine.
Oooh!  You may laugh, but goldfish are long-lived *and* they're smart. 
Mine beg, and they like to be petted.
Shelly
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    @shelly: ""Rachel" <email_address> wrote in message 
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See?  Goldfish are entertaining!
Shelly
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    @smeagol01: "<quote>
Forty years ago Darla bait was more expensive.
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951
"Uh-oh.Looners" - Darla
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    @ei: ""Rachel" <email_address> wrote
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<They're tasty, too! ;-) (especially the cheddar cheez ones!)
Goldfish are why soup was invented.
oTTo "
    @MarkEdwards: "<quote>
That's because thirty years ago, twenny dollah was worth more? Besides, 
Darla, aren't you the official Fancy Girl around these parts (hug!)?
Mark Edwards
Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request"
    @MarkEdwards: "<quote>
Oops. I didn't mean *that* kind of Fancy Girl. I meant Fancy Girl as in 
elegant, expensive and well out of the class of us plebes.
My most sincerely red-faced apologies.
Mark Edwards
Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request"
    @shelly: ""Bryce Utting" <email_address> wrote in message 
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Oops!  Forgot to turn off the TeeVee.
No, not so much.  She *did* remind me to grab my towel before we left, 
though.
Shelly
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    @shelly: ""Darla Vladschyk" <email_address> wrote in message 
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As I watched her do that, I thought, "I bet Darla would find this 
entertaining."  So, I had to go find the little camera that does video. 
And then, I had to transfer all the images off the memory card.  And 
then, I had to reformat the memory card.  And then, the silly dog 
*still* had her head inside the stupid dog food bag.  She spent about an 
hour cleaning it.
Ten minutes?  I swear, that dog would eat until she popped, if she had 
half a chance.
Thankyew!  She would give you smooches, if she could.  Smooches with 
whiskers full of dog food crumbs.
Shelly
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    @dbd: "<quote>
...what, mirrors are too expensive for you?
Dave "amazing how fast 'take picture on cell-phone, turn it around to view'
 became a standard tech-option among the young folx" DeLaney
\/David	DeLaney	posting	from <email_address> "It's not the pot that	grows the flower
It's not the clock that	slows the hour 	The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is	all it takes to	make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE	HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
<url> - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! K."
    @smeagol01: "<quote>
Champagne cocktails, dinner at Spago's, a red-carpet film premiere,
the fully stocked limo, and the discotheque. <Maurice Chevalier mode
on> Ah yes, I remembaire it well .... <Maurice Chevalier mode off>
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951
"Uh-oh.Looners" - Darla
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    @barbara: "On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:47:10 -0600, Mark Edwards
<quote>
I believe the term used to be Top Girl.  But in these less innocent
times, that is much too FNARR-able.
BW"
    @ei: ""Darla Vladschyk" <email_address> wrote
<quote>
Me wondering why you needed to thank me for affirming that something
requiring your voluntary cooperation would not happen.
I killed a rat in my off campus college hovel with the implements
at hand, for which I earned the wrath of Joe eBay or someone.  Then
again I've also taken in three pathetic dogs in dire rescue situations,
so I think my animal karma is okay.  I certainly don't believe in
unnecessary animal cruelty, with the emphasis on unnecessary.
Besides, the damn rat was eating the Easter candy my mom had sent me.
The fucker needed killin'.
How mean could *that* have been?
I'll drink a beer in your honor on the way home.
oTTo "
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