@MarkEdwards: "What products exist for which a label of "Made in the USA" is a ringing 
endorsement?
The Swiss have watches, Germany has surgical implements, Belgium has 
chocolate, France has wine, the UK has literature and comedy.
I cannot think of a high-quality American product that is helped by 
announcing its origin in the US.
Any ideas?
Mark Edwards
Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request"
    @jdsalt_: "Glenn Knickerbocker <email_address> wrote in news:4836228D.1AA59E44
@bestweb.net:
<quote>
And Denmark is the capital of Swissland, just like Norway is the capital of 
Finland ("Earth Girls are Easy").
American Geography must surely be the most flexible in the world.
All the best,
John."
    @a24061: "<quote>
Frozen burritos.
Two of the most famous products of Berkeley are LSD and Unix.
I don't think that this is a coincidence.         [anonymous]"
    @jdsalt_: "Pitui Terrington <email_address> wrote in
news:<email_address>: 
<quote>
Ah, I think she's got the right idea.
Let me add...
K-BAR
Gerber
Browning
Winchester
Garand
Thompson
Armalite
Stoner
..and if I were in the market for thermonuclear weapons, jet fighters or
missile cruisers, I think I would want to buy American. 
All the best,
John."
    @smeagol01: "<quote>
All Bourbon
Zippo lighters
Smokeless tobacco
Maple syrup and sugar
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"Well now you're just getting SILLY."  Darla
** Posted from <url> **"
    @doctroid: "<quote>
'If'?
Oh, hey, I just noticed my sig disappeared.  Another consequence of the
Great Hard Drive Crash of '07.
Someone send me a new one. "
    @MarkEdwards: "Is 'illhistorate' a word, sort of like illiterate or ilnumerate, but for 
people who are 'illiterate to history'? 
Mark Edwards
Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request"
    @markiescolddeadkat: "<quote>
Hell if I know. I'm deader than a doornail.
Tiger Boi - Cold, Dead, Ain't Coming Back
Former Kat Of Mark(ie) The Nutzoid Shitsack"
    @bluerivergay: "<quote>
The whippoorwill returned to the forest, she
echoes in the ambient night air and her
song bounces off the tree trunks luminated
by a passive full moon. She
belongs to the night, to us for a time, then
like some lovesick ghost floats away to
who knows where leaving us a piece of
ourselves.
Two years have passed without Tiger
Boi now. I so miss him, his pink dick and 
cute cat-hiney.
After 16 years I chose to shoot Tiger Boi
when the vet gave me the long list
of maladies. How he got syphilis from me I will 
never understand after having beat back that 
pitiful disease with spirochetes of anti-bacterium.
He was my best friend and
his big eyes could say more than a book.
Nay, he was my only friend to this day. 
O, the loneliness.
I miss him.  I miss him now when the
whippoorwill returns. It Marks the time
when I'd turn to Tiger Boi and mimic
"Whip-poor-will Tiger Boi, let's go out,
lets go out", and fast his feet would scurry
to sit in the pinestraw and hike up his end.
I would roll him gently and call out to his 
pink cuteness, "Come out to play, Tiger's Boi(hood)"
He was a good boi, and remains with
me, etched like glass or the rings on
a big tree, or like that haunting night
song of the lonely whippoorwill.
I still spooge on his picture which
sets upon my mantle above my heart
but within "shooting" range.
"I'm being followed by Tiger's Moon shadow
Moon shadow, moon shadow
Cute little hiney - moon shadow
Moon shadow, moon shadow."
Mark's webstuff - <url>
<url>
My website <url> <url> 
<url>"
    @recruitingumpires: "<quote>
Shoot? You *SHOT* the cat? Why not a gentle injection? 
*YOU SHOT YOUR CAT??*
What a total douchebag you are. The least you could have down is
smother the little pussy with a hay bale.
"I wouldn't want to be a Russian leader. They never know when they are 
being taped." Richard Nixon"
    @markiescolddeadkat: "<quote>
Yeah, the fat cocksucker (and I would know) shot me right between the
eyes. he was aiming at my ass but when a bipolar fukkhead has a gun,
who the Hell knows where the bullet is going to go.
Anyway, I'm a goner and Dadd(ie) shot the only cat who
ever...correction, the only thing or person who ever liked him...what
a legacy.
duh
Tiger Boi - Cold, Dead, Ain't Coming Back
Former Kat Of Mark(ie) The Nutzoid Shitsack"
    @AriSilverstein: "<quote>
Ya' shoulda run away but Oh NO you had it easy, kibbles n nuts and all
kinds of kitty goodies, ya' were spoiled and look what happened.
Ended up looking like a pirate with that one eye and the other full of
maggots and pus(sy).
<Ari angry at kitten>
All you Ferrari drivers, come join us @ <url> !
All you pilots, jump into the left seat @ <url> !"
    @MarkEdwards: "<quote>
Is that the one where Ghandi was killed when he led a daring, heavily 
armed raid against the Beatles Liberation League?
Rough  re-times, man. Rough re-times.
Mark Edwards
Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request"
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