@jade: "As many of you know, I have a LOT of lurker fans that support me in
email. People love my posts and are often emailing me to tell me how
great they think I am. Often these lurker fans have questions that I
try to answer. There is one question I've gotten repeatedly over the
years and I just don't know the answer to it. 
I thought I'd open up Jade's mailbag and share with you the latest
email (with the sender's permission, of course) posing this question
and hopefully the subject of this email, or an in the know insider can
help me put this one to bed.
"Dear Jade,
First of all, I'd like to say how much I really enjoy the
entertainment your posts have provided me over the years. I was very
sick recently and one of the things I credit with helping me to get
better was reading your posts and laughing along with you at the kooks
and idiots of usenet. May you continue to brighten the lives of many
lurkers for years to come. 
I did want to ask you something I have often wondered. What does
Joseph Bartlo use to freshen his breath after sucking so much goat
cock? I'm sure he wants to mask the unpleasant odor of his barnyard
orgies when he goes home to his mom. Is there some sort of super
mouthwash tonic that gets the gaminess of goat sperm out of his mouth?
Your lurker friend,
Anna Nicole (Not the skank who's dead)"
There you have it, folks. All these people wondering the same thing
has gotten my curiosity up as well. Any info on Joseph's secret throat
tonic would be appreciated. Let's help Anna Nicole and the other
lurkers out.
Jade"
    @nose: "<quote>
When the suck-fest is over, I understand that he likes to gargle goat 
balls. Hope this helps."
    @no: "On Tuesday 26 June 2007 18:17, Daedalus posted:
<quote>
Rumour has it that our goaty friend JoJo,
When he has finished likes to suck a Polo"
    @mbbr: "<quote>
No, no, no. Anna Nicole asked Deadanus because Deadanus is an expert
at goat blowing. She's the one who taught Foamy all he knows. I
believe Deadanus recommends gargling with a goat enema afterwards."
    @jade: "On Tue, 26 Jun 2007 23:36:59 +0100, Steve Williams <email_address>
wrote:
<quote>
Egad that boy has strange habits.
Jade"
    @jade: "On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 01:13:19 -0000, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
<quote>
Now that the MENSA contingent has spoken...
Maybe some real Bartlo experts can lend a hand.
Jade"
    @robwolfe: "<quote>
it's no surprise why you are so interested in animal husbandry.
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    @honestjohn: "news:<email_address>
<quote>
in
how
I
the
question
very
get
barnyard
thing
She used to be a husband before the sex change.
HJ"
    @robwolfe: "On Jun 27, 8:35 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <email_address>
wrote:
<quote>
nobody "snecked" anything... jade forgot to xpoast there in the first
place:
Newsgroups: ne.weather, alt.usenet.kooks, soc.men, rec.sport.pro-
wrestling
From: Daedalus <email_address>
Date: Tue, 26 Jun 2007 13:17:25 -0400
Local: Tues, Jun 26 2007 1:17 pm
Subject: Question people are always asking me
HTH
[pointless crosspoast removed]"
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