@anonymous: "WWE SmackDown! 
10/30/05
Smackdown:
Dark Match:
Paul London defeated Beard Blackwell with a modified version of The
Mushroom Stomp. Decent back and forth match, Blackwell uses his Mike
Haggar gimmick to perfection.
Velocity:
LOD defeat the makeshift tandem of Simon Dean and Orlando Jordan with
The Doomsday Device
Pretty good actually, Imagine the Steiner Bros facing off against The
Rockers ... Okay, not really.
Kid Kash defeated Brian Kendrick with Bankruptcy.
An easy internet MOTWC, great catch as catch can stuff throughout and
Kash heels it up pretty well.
Sylvan defeat some indy jobber name Joey Ryan or something like that
with his Suplex into a DDT
Sylvan was on point as usual but this jobber just plain sucked and
actually had the crowd rally behind Sylvan.
Smackdown:
Matt Hardy/Rey Mysterio defeat JBL/Christian with Special Guest Ref
Hardcore Holly with a 619 into a Unfortunate Twist of Fate on
Christian
Really fun fast paced matchup, I know where my vote is going because
this team rules all.
Chris Benoit defeated Booker by countout.
Booker shows why he is a master of face and heel psychology as he
eased out of getting his comeuppance and kept his belt.
Roddy Piper defeated "Cowboy" Bob Orton by DQ
I forget what happened because I went to get some candy and my hot
girlfriend says she forgot.
Bobby Lashley defeat Nunzio and Vito by simultaneously giving them
both The Chance of a Lashtime (Falling Dominator).
Simplistic, enjoyable squash. This guy is what Taz and Samoa Joe
should have been.
Mr. Kennedy defeated Scotty 2 Hotty with the Lambeau Leap
I had no idea that I would witness a 45 minute wrestling clinic
tonight.
MNM defeated Batista and Eddie Guerrero to regain their tag straps
MOTN Right here folks. I couldn't believe some of the stuff I saw in
this match, backdrops and hiptosses were used with ill regard for
their recipients
After the show dark match saw Big Dave defeat Randy Orton and another
solid performance. "
    @dchance: "<quote>
Oh, Paul London... dark matches now.
Can't get much lower, can we?
TNA awaits ye, olde friend...
I'm calling it now... this is a fake report.  NO wrestling fans
have hot girlfriends, especially ones who send in reports to
internet websites.  The candy run is probably a shoot, tho'.
;)
-
D-Chance.
RSPW's 2004 Most On-Topic Poster.
2005 RSPW HOF inductee.
W.
-"
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