Produced by Tim Lindell, Charlie Howard, Emmanuel d'Alzon Library (Assumption College) and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This book was produced from images made available by the HathiTrust Digital Library.) Transcriberâs Note Italics are enclosed in _underscores_, boldface in =equals signs=. [Illustration: Washington Northwest] [Illustration: District of Columbia and Vicinity] WASHINGTON CONFIDENTIAL _Previously Published_ _by Jack Lait and Lee Mortimer_ NEW YORK CONFIDENTIAL CHICAGO CONFIDENTIAL _by Jack Lait_ HELP WANTED (_a play_) THE BIG HOUSE BROADWAY MELODY BEAST OF THE CITY PUT ON THE SPOT GANGSTER GIRL BEEF, IRON AND WINE (_short stories_) GUS THE BUS OUR WILL ROGERS WILL ROGERSâ WIT AND WISDOM A PRACTICAL GUIDE TO SUCCESSFUL WRITING _by Lee Mortimer_ NEW YORK BEHIND THE SCENES _WASHINGTON Confidential_ _BY JACK LAIT_ AND _LEE MORTIMER_ CROWN PUBLISHERS, INC. NEW YORK COPYRIGHT, 1951, BY CROWN PUBLISHERS, INC. _Second Printing, February 1951_ _Printed in the United States of America_ _American Book--Knickerbocker Press, Inc., New York_ _The Confidential Contents_ Introduction: WASHINGTON CONFIDENTIAL ix Part One--THE PLACES (Confidential!) 1. DISTRICT OF CONFUSION 1 Washingtonâs whys and wherefores, guaranteed to mystify, amaze and amuse. 2. âGORGEOUSâ GEORGETOWN 8 No relation to the wrestler, only sometimes he makes more sense than the rich big domes and fancy queers who reside in this made-to-order Greenwich Village. 3. NW COULD MEAN NOWHERE 12 North West is the only section of Washington which counts. On the other hand, what is there in it you wonât find in Denver, Detroit or Dubuque, except the White House? 4. NOT-SO-TENDER TENDERLOIN 21 Where the hustlers hustle. 5. HOBOS WITH NO HORIZONS 30 They canât vote the bums in Washingtonâs flophouses, otherwise these skidrows are like your home-town Bowery, except there are three. 6. GREEN PASTURES 34 Here the poor, downtrodden colored folk are not equal, theyâre superior. And there are more of them. This is a Negro Heaven. 7. MIGHTY LIKE A ROSE 46 Where the blackest crimes are hatched. 8. CHINATOWN CHIPPIES 56 Washingtonâs Chinatown offers inducements other than Chop Suey and Chow Mein. 9. THE OVERFLOW 62 A. The Free State--where anything goes for a price. B. The Policy of the Old Dominion is policy. 10. UNCLE SAM: LANDLORD 70 The government owns 40% of the land. Read this and find out what happens on it. Part Two--THE PEOPLE (Confidential!) 11. THEREâS NOTHING LIKE A DAME 74 You can say that again about those in Washington. 12. G-GIRLS 77 They come in two grades: A. Government Gals--theyâre many and not so glamorous. B. Glamour Gals--theyâre few and not so glamorous. 13. COMPANY GALS 83 Being a dissertation on a specialty known only to Washington and how one finds same. 14. FOR IMMORAL PURPOSES 86 The capital was made for lupos. An elucidation on how one goes about being one. 15. GARDEN OF PANSIES 90 The hand-on-hip set wins the battle of Washington. 16. THE LITTLE RED HERRINGS 99 Agrarian reformers--thatâs what the bright State Department lads call them, in other countries. We call those in Washington traitors. 17. KICKING THE GONG AROUND 107 When we speak of hopheads, we donât mean Congressmen. 18. THE YOUNG IN HEART 118 Until we read this book we liked children. In Washington the little dears are devils. 19. BOOZE AND BOTTLES 123 Washingtonians imbibe three times as much as you. Where they get it, how and why, with pointers on what to do with your hollow leg. 20. CAFE AU CORN 131 Thatâs Washingtonâs Cafe Society. 21. CALL ME MADAME 134 With apologies to Irv Berlin. Being the story of the Social Climbers who climbed in when SOCIETY climbed out. 22. STRIPED PANTS 144 Elsewhere men who wear âem bury the dead; in Washington most who wear them are dead but not buried. Thatâs the sad tale of what happened to the once oh, so gay diplomatic corps. 23. LOBBYISTâS LICENSE--THE RIGHT TO PETITION 155 The population consists of so many five percenters, lobbyists, fixers, lawyers, press agents and men from Missouri, youâd think everyone was taking advantage of the Constitutional guarantee. 24. RACKETS BY REMOTE CONTROL 171 Washingtonâs underworld is operated by local overseers for absentee landlords. This is how the system works. 25. WHOâS WHO IN MOBOCRACY 177 The Blue Book of the silk-lined aristocracy who own the works. 26. THE TERROR FROM TENNESSEE 194 Estes in Plunderland. 27. LUCKY NUMBERS 206 After all, politics is a gamble, so why shouldnât the citizens do it too? 28. ITâS A CRIME 213 Murder and mayhem, rape and robbery are pastimes in Washington. Jail? Donât be naÃ¯ve. 29. THE LAW 220 The poor, underpaid coppers, who try to enforce it. 30. HOW TO STAY OUT OF JAIL 229 Hire the right lawyer and bondsman. This will name him. 31. THE BOSSES 234 Theyâre responsible for the works working. Maybe thatâs why they donât. 32. THE MONARCHS OF THE METROPOLIS 240 The âHonorableâ members of Congress. 33. WIRETAPPERS, SNOOPS AND SPIES 245 The only thing they canât tap is sign language. Part Three--THE ESCAPE (Confidential!) 34. THE TUESDAY TO THURSDAY SET 254 Where shall we go? Anywhere, but most head north to New York, Philly and Atlantic City. 35. BALTIMORE CONFIDENTIAL 258 Baltimore is less than an hour away, but what a difference! Youâll find things here they never heard of even in Chicago. Part Four--THE LOWDOWN (Confidential!) 36. INSIDE STUFF 276 What they donât teach you in school. 37. TIPS ON THE TOWNS 281 Advice for the visitor with much thatâs unknown to the natives. 38. CONFIDENTIAL GUIDE TO WASHINGTON AND BALTIMORE 292 Where to find what, when, including much you should never want, but if you do-- Part Five--THE APPENDIX (Confidential!) A. HEADWAITERSâ NAMES 298 This and a sawbuck will get you an insult. B. GUSTATORY GUIDE 298 Where to find what food, when. C. DINING AROUND THE WORLD 300 For those who donât rate bids to embassies, but want to eat foreign. D. BARE BABES 301 Where to find âem. Or where to keep away from âem, which is harder. E. LUPOâS LOG BOOK 301 Being some notes to file away where your wife wonât look. F. THE INNER CIRCLE 302 Extracts from the list of 800. INDEX 307 WASHINGTON CONFIDENTIAL P-s-s-s-t! Here we go again--Confidential. We turned New York inside out; but we both live there. We turned Chicago upside down; but we were both raised there. We descended on Washington not quite like Stanley invaded Africa, because in our combined 75 years of newspaper work we had been in the capital hundreds of times. It intrigued us because we never could understand it. So we decided brashly to do a Lait-Mortimer operation on it from scratch. Our principal discovery was that nobody understands Washington--the _city_, not the nationâs nerve-center. By the time we went through it--its avenues, its alleys, its cat-houses, its dumps, its mansions, its hotels, its police stations, its jails, its courts, its clubs, its closets, and its catacombs, we knew more about it than anyone who lives in it, and finished the job which stymied Lincoln Steffens 40 years ago; for that classic muckraker who turned up the shame of the cities recoiled in bafflement when he attempted to âdoâ Washington. It was our toughest task of digging, but we turned up plenty. We think we have X-rayed the dizziest--and this will amaze you, as it did us, the dirtiest--community in America. We are not reformers. We are reporters. As such we will take you with us through a metropolitan area of 1,500,000, living in what should be a utopia, but which is a cesspool of drunkenness, debauchery, whoring, homosexuality, municipal corruption and public apathy, protected crime under criminal protection, hoodlumism, racketeering, pandering and plundering, among anomalous situations found nowhere else on earth. Washington is a made-to-order architectural paradise with the political status of an Indian reservation, inhabited by 800,000 economic parasites; no industries but one, government, and the tradesmen and servants and loafers and scum that feed on the highest average per capita income in the world, where exist the soundest security, the mightiest power, and the most superlative rates of crime, vice and juvenile delinquency anywhere. And this in a seat of intelligence, the cross-section of the whole United States, where women far outnumber men. It leads the country in the percentage of the native-born. There are no peasants, factory-workers or slums as they are known in every other city of magnitude. The paternal form of local administration in this disenfranchised and politically castrated community should eliminate ward and district bosses, vote-buyers, grafters and gangsters, all of whom elsewhere thrive primarily on controlling votes. Yet in this magnificent planned city of majestic proportions, the official heart of the richest and greatest and freest land in the history of mankind, we found corruption and perversion, organized and individual, that dazed a pair of hardened characters who considered themselves shock-proof after their groundwork for the books that debunked New York and deloused Chicago. We spent many months in Washington. We made contacts in our own surefire way, which opened up sources not usually available to the reporters there, who regard affairs of their town as chickenfeed, and who dream of becoming syndicated columnists who can pontificate on Congress, the Cabinet and the White House. We know plenty about those, too. But we will stick to the Lowdown on the Big Town, which has become our trademark. We will not even attempt to be comprehensive. We have no hope or aim to make Washington a better place to live in. We donât give a damn what kind of a place it is to live in, except that the kind of place we found furnished us with that sole commodity in which we deal--copy. Everything interested us, but we will limit this to what we think will interest you. This is no guide-book. This is no preachment and no appeal, not even a lesson. As we said in the introduction to _Chicago Confidential_, âWe have nothing to sell except books.â And we sold plenty of them and are still selling them. This will be the stripped-down story of a queen who turned into a street-walker. Thatâs why we were born--to tell you what you couldnât find out without us--Confidential! PART ONE THE PLACES (_Confidential!_) 1. DISTRICT OF CONFUSION The Nationâs Capital is a bastard born of a compromise and nurtured on a lottery. The founding fathers, whose infinite wisdom gave us a Constitution and form of government well nigh perfect, located the seat of that government in a stinking, steaming swamp. This was a peace offering to recalcitrant Southerners, who were that way then just as they are now. The first funds to build and improve that city were raised by selling real estate by lottery. With such ancestry, it is no wonder today that ânumbersâ make one of the biggest businesses in Washington. The policy racket far exceeds bookmaking, the Number 1 source of gambling revenue in all others parts of the country. Before the plane which brings the arriving traveler to Washington lands at the National Airport, on the Virginia side, it swoops gracefully over the city in a salute. The tall, needle-like Washington Monument and the familiar dome of the Capitol arise through a sea of green, to dominate the landscape. They and the other public structures, which alone form the skyline in a city where buildings over 110 feet high are banned by law, are the symbols of Washington. It is an old-fashioned, tree-shaded Southern town, delightful and gracious, taken over by a gigantic governmental apparatus which, though founded on Colonial Virginiaâs tradition of personal freedom, has mushroomed into the worldâs greatest bureaucracy, humpbacked and bow-legged under tons of laws and endless regulations. The spacious avenues, the tree-shaded lawns, the green which one sees wherever he looks, is a symbol too--that Washington is dominated by the rural mind. It is the only capital of any world power where there is no variety of humanity. London, Paris, Berlin, Buenos Aires, Tokyo, these are great commercial centers where national government is incidental. Washington is inhabited by residents of every state in the union and representatives of every country on the globe, yet it is as backwater and provincial as any small inland one-plant town. This most uncosmopolitan capital is overshadowed by that giant of metropolises, New York, only minutes away by air, and by Baltimore, with its wide open and blatant vice much nearer. The foreign trade commissioners, the visiting bankers, and all the important public personages go to Manhattan, where the United Nations is cutting into Washingtonâs diplomatic monopoly. The lowlier links lam the 36 miles to Baltimore to cut up. Not that Washington has no vice and venery. It has more of it than the escape havens. But, as in all ingrown towns, the ârespectablesâ must go away from home to prance and play. It is the story of the deacon from Dubuque all over again, and what happens to him in the Big Burg. Only here the deacon is a Congressman, or-- As we unfold the rates of crime, vice, sex irregularities, graft, cheap gambling, drunkenness, rowdyism and rackets, you will get, thrown on a large screen, a peep show of this stately concentration camp of cold monuments and hot mammas where there are four women for every three men. Murkier than the âsmoke-filled roomâ so often used as a clichÃ© to typify a corral of politicos, it is a vast bedroom with a jumbo bottle of bourbon beside the bed. And yet its manners and morals are those of the barnyard and the railroad-junction town rather than the romantic intrigue of the salon and the scented boudoir. Washington has a kind of glamor all its own. It is not the kind one finds in New York, or Paris, or even Atlantic City. The Washington feeling comes from being close to great events and to the memory of great people. It is, to a certain extent, similar to the public appeal of Hollywoodâs famed Forest Lawn Cemetery, the place where the movie stars are interred. Forest Lawn there is a must for tourists. There is no sacred peace about this graveyard. Trippers photograph its ornate tombs and profane its dead. The tombs were purposely designed by hams who craved publicity even in death. Washington does remind one of a well-kept cemetery. Its gleaming public buildings of white marble are like so many mausoleums. It is the nationâs Forest Lawn, where is sunk its priceless heritage, killed by countless generations of getters and gimme-ers. Washington is a reflection of Los Angeles--a Los Angeles without palm trees. Where it doesnât look like a cemetery it resembles a movie set. It has a feel of unreality. This is a designed city, the only important one in America, and its streets are so straight, its architecture is so conforming, and its sidewalks are so neat and clean, it might have been set up in _papier-mÃ¢chÃ©_ only today. And itâs a dead heat which--Washington or Los Angeles--has more yahoos from more dull places. New York gets its share, but its tourists include many from fairly alive communities; the plowboys hail from New England or other points not very far away. But the barbarians who inundate Washington and Los Angeles would be conspicuous if they visited Little Rock. Heaven knows where they come from. Their clothes, make-ups, manners and expressions are of the cow-pasture. We were sitting in the Senatorsâ Reception Room in the Capitol, waiting for one solon to come off the floor. This rococo room is open to the public. While we sat there, we idly contemplated the sight-seers who gaped at the mid-Victorian gold and mosaic with which it is embellished. One coatless yokel, with two dirty-nosed youngsters in tow and a dreary wife toting a wailing babe bringing up the rear, figured we knew something because we were wearing ties and sitting down. âWhat room is this?â he humbly asked. âThis is the Presidentâs private office,â we replied. âNo visitors allowed.â You should have seen them scram! The number of transients who enter and leave Washington annually is in excess of 45 million. Most of them are peasants who shudder when they ride in an elevator and gape at an escalator. The sessions of Congress find them in the galleries of the noisy House and the sedate Senate. The men are negligee with firemenâs suspenders, the women often suckle babes at their breasts while some Demosthenes below debates a bill vital to the world. But the residents of the Washington area are, on the whole, remarkably well-dressed--not only the natives in Washington but the government employes drawn from every corner of the map. It is surprising how quickly they shed their corn-fed looks and begin to look like Easterners and try to act like them. One wonders where the hoards of ill-dressed, low-mannered visitors eat and sleep. Tourists may wander coatless through the White House and in the legislative office buildings, but all of the better restaurants and hotels require men to wear coats and ties at all times. This, of course, is universal in New York, but in Chicago, horny-handed, wilted hoi polloi are seen in lobbies of such swell hotels as the Ambassador and Drake in shirt-sleeves. Washingtonians are completely white-collar. Its private business is merchandising. The service trades, such as feeding and sleeping visitors, form its chief non-governmental activity. Before the New Deal put a premium on alphabet soup, federal employes got miserly wages. Washington was a poor city. Now some secretaries make as much as $8,000 a year and Senatorsâ assistants drag down $10,000. We talked to one babe, some kind of an expert in the Treasury, who draws $15,000 a year on a fee basis. In her spare time she checks hats in a joint which sells liquor after hours. The average family income in Washington is the highest in any big city in the land, despite its disproportionate Negro population. Colored folk work for Uncle Sam at salaries equal to whitesâ, in many cases get preferential treatment, and others draw liberal relief checks. Another reason for high family income is that in so many families husband and wife work for the government, and many who are grounded there also hold outside jobs, after hours. This practice is permitted in many departments. Even members of the Metropolitan Police are allowed to accept outside employment after their eight-hour day. Many drive taxies or are chauffeurs. The per capita income in Washington is $1820, compared with the national average of $1330. Even rich New York is second to Washington with $1758. Washingtonians file more income-tax returns per capita than do any other Americans. More than two-thirds of the homes in the District are worth more than $12,000. The city has the highest retail sales per capita on earth. Government employes are paid regularly by a boss who never goes broke--though that isnât the fault of the politicians. Added wealth streams constantly into the city, from the cornucopias of lobbyists with no-limit expense accounts, tourists and representatives of foreign governments who let loose a few francs, shillings or lire before tapping our tills. Here we have a city which, if mental cripples who believe in planned economies were correct, should be a happy place, free of crime and vice. Washington is rich and almost everyone in it is insured against want for life. Yet it has that apex rate of crime. The waterfront of Marseilles, the alleys of Singaporeâs Chinatown, the sailorâs deadfalls of Port Said have nothing on it. Washington makes even Chicago look good. And thatâs been going on since Abigail Adams hung the family wash in the backyard of the then unfinished White House--and shuddered lest the Presidentâs drawers be stolen. In the early years of the Republic, grifters and grafters, highwaymen and conmen, pimps and prostitutes flocked into the city. Instead of being a community where women greatly outnumbered men, as they do today, early Washington contained almost entirely males. The first Congressmen and early office-holders were easy pickings for the fancy girls and their fancy men, who arrived a jump ahead of the lobbyists. Lonesome men whiled their time at cards and dice, and ever since then Washington has been a gamblersâ garden. Foreigners and many American political philosophers say one great fault of our American system is our form of municipal government. They point out the astounding crime, legal laxity and municipal deviltry in this country where we elect our local governments directly and give them great power, whereas most foreign countries are ruled from above, with cities and provinces allowed minimum authority. Well, Washington is ruled from above. It has no votes, no county chairmen, no campaign funds to be raised, no favors to be returned. It is policed by a constabulary appointed directly by the United States government and paid from the public treasury of the United States. Its judges are appointed by the President with the consent of the Senate, and all but municipal court judges serve for life. Its District Attorney is chosen by the President, as are its city commissioners, and through them all public District officials. There is no chance for a neighborhood gang boss to establish himself through floaters and colonized flotsam. Yet there are neighborhood bosses. There is influence. Judges and police are bought. Washington has the blackest record of any city in the country on the F.B.I. ledger of reported crimes. Black is the color of its crime, too, as will be shown. The proportion of Negro crime to white is almost eight to one. Another reason for Washingtonâs defiance of the law which is made in Washington is that, except for ogling tourists, everyone who comes comes to get. To get jobs, contracts, favors, pardons, commissions, and sometimes social preferment. This acquisitive horde is not interested in the city. Toward local public affairs there is lethargy of mind, spirit and body, nothing conducive to enterprise or local pride. This potpourri of human beings on the make remained within bounds until the first World War. There was room for all. As every schoolboy knows, the original grant of land from the states of Maryland and Virginia for the national capital was a square, ten miles wide. This proved too big and the Virginia part was receded more than a hundred years ago. The remaining area, all in Maryland, was ample for the needs of the city until overnight, in 1917, it changed from a country town to a madhouse in which all the residents are inmates. There was some respite during the 1920âs, but since the coming of the New Deal, Washington burst its pants and overflowed back into Virginia and across into Maryland. As with other large cities, the 1950 census returns found the rate of growth of Washington suburbs far outstripping the parent. At this writing there are about 800,000 people in the city limits and 750,000 in the satellite suburbs of Virginia and Maryland. The percentage of Negroes is higher than it is in Mississippi. Seniority rules in the Congress, which permit one-party Southern Senators and Representatives to control more than their share of committees, account for continuance of its Dixie slant. So Washingtonians talk like Southerners. Even the Oregonians and down-Easters fall into the liquid drawl after a few years in the capital. With the dulcet Dixie dialect comes the Southern attitude toward the Negro. Fiery FEPCers from New York, after a couple of yearsâ indoctrination, wink in private over the âtoleranceâ they sell in public. As Negroes move in the whites flee out. As residents of Virginia and Maryland, these automatically gain the votes they surrendered or never had. Though still employed in Washington, they lose all interest in its municipal affairs. They live, vote, pay taxes, send their children to school and join churches beyond the borders. And, as the Negro immigrates and propagates, Washingtonâs chance of ever getting the vote dwindles. Even Northern congressmen, with huge Negro voting constituencies at home, wonât burn their hands with such legislation. They declare for the principles of home rule, sign petitions to withdraw bottled-up home-rule bills from committees, then secretly withdraw their names. As these pages unfold you will get a picture of how more than 1,500,000 people live. Few would stand for some of Washingtonâs nauseating conditions in their own towns. Yet they take them here complacently. Congressmen, the lords of the city, shrug at what would throw them out of office if the good burghers in Beloit or Boonetown suspected--and cared. Washington has a heritage of âeverybodyâs business is nobodyâs business.â But the stimulation which sparks its evils is different, though the result is the same. Of old, Congress didnât worry about local crime because all the people could do about it was write letters to the papers. But now, since crime is nationally syndicated, some legislators actively protect Washington crime, because it means more funds back in their bailiwicks from the branches of the swelling Syndicate of silk-lined racketeers who are allied with Washingtonâs criminals. So this is the nationâs capital: with its panderers and prostitutes; gamblers and gunmen; conmen and Congressmen; lawmakers and law-breakers; fairies and Fair Dealers. It is a city of moods, even drearier when Congress is away campaigning or vacationing; yet it turns electric when something big is about to happen. It is a city of the wistful little people with adding-machine minds. Over all, a feeling of fear pervades it. People become conditioned to talking in whispers. Senators will walk you to the middle of the room, then mumble, even when what they have to say is inconsequential. The main indoor sport is conspiracy. We give you Washington: not the city of statesmen, but the stateless city. 2. âGORGEOUSâ GEORGETOWN We shall begin this catalog of places with Georgetown, by far the oldest in the city. Not all who reside in Georgetown are rich, red or queer, nor do all Washington millionaires, Commies and/or fags dwell in Georgetown. But if you know anyone who fulfills at least two of the foregoing three qualifications donât take odds he doesnât prance behind Early American shutters in a reconditioned stable or slave-pen in this unique city within a city. Georgetown was a thriving Colonial village when the rest of the District was swampland. It was included in the District of Columbia from the time of the original grant, but Georgetown remained an independent municipality until 1895. If you like that kind of stuff, Georgetown, which lies in the extreme NW section of the city, has a charm all its own. Some people like the smell of dead fish in Provincetown. Others like to climb up four flights of stairs to ratty garrets in Greenwich Village. Georgetown is quaint that way, too. Now all this is to be preserved for posterity forever, through an act of Congress setting up a commission to keep it looking the way it is under penalty of the law for modernizing anything in the community without the permission of some bureaucrat. Until twenty years ago, Georgetown was just another rundown backwash in a great city. Most of its residents were Negroes. Most of its real estate wasnât even good enough for Southern Negroes, and donât forget that a Southern Negro is forced to live almost anywhere. New Dealers and the bright young braintrusters from Harvard reversed what seems to be a foreordained rule in every city in the country. In other words, the whites drove the Negroes out--as many as they could--and took over for themselves what was practically a blighted area. This is how it came about: When Washington was suddenly flooded with a horde of crackpots from the campuses, Communists, ballet-dancers and economic planners, there was no place for them to live. They abhorred the modern service apartments. These people were âintellectual.â The women wore flat-heeled shoes and batik blouses, and went in for New Thought. The men, if you could call some of them that, wore their hair longer than we do, read advanced literature, and talked about the joys of collectivism, though all of them were so individual they couldnât bear to live in skyscrapers. Most of these people had dough. The others got good government jobs, became âcontact menâ or spoke at meetings and wrote for publications sponsored by rich left-wingers to provide automobiles and other luxuries for the needier pinks. Washington had nothing like New Yorkâs Greenwich Village, but in the early days of the New Deal Mrs. Roosevelt herself, during one of the fleeting moments she was in Washington, âdiscoveredâ Georgetown and conceived it as a genteel bohemian community where her sandal-shod friends could find congenial company. She wouldnât allow the WPA to alter anything though sewage comes up from the river. Georgetown is overrun with rats, which frequently chew up Negro infants. Ancient wooden houses, much the worse for the wear of centuries, which could have been bought lot-and-all for $2,500 in the â20s, skyrocketed as it became âsmartâ for society to move to Georgetown. Some properties are now worth twenty times what they brought twenty years ago, though terrible odors emanate from a nearby slaughter house. Following the discovery of Georgetown, the truly gentle Negroes who had lived there, some for a hundred years or more, were driven out. Few owned their homes. Into rickety structures which had once housed as many as ten Negro families--seventy-five people--moved one millionaire left-wing carpetbagger and his wife. With improvements, naturally. Equality is okay to talk about. Hundreds of thousands of dollars were spent on some of these homes, modernizing, beautifying, disinfecting and furnishing them. Now they have house-and-garden tours for visiting Kiwanians. Not all the Negroes could be ousted. Even today, Georgetown has a considerable colored population, though it is the only part of Washington where there are fewer Negroes than there were twenty years ago. Those who remain live in shanties so undesirable that no rich white fairies can be found who want to turn them into something gay. In fact, thereâs a saying in Georgetown now that youâre not âsmartâ unless darkies live next door to you. The sight-seeing buses point out historic Prospect House, now used by the government for visiting notables, but they donât show you the tumble-down Negro shacks behind it. One of Georgetownâs most distinguished residents is Dean Acheson. Emmitt Warring, king of Washingtonâs gamblers, about whom more will be found in succeeding chapters, is in business nearby. Warring is the kingfish of Georgetown. He controls its local police precinct as well as its local crime. As will be shown, he has direct affiliations with the national underworld syndicate. Eleanor Roosevelt gave Georgetown that first big impetus after her son, Jimmy, who didnât âgot itâ in California, moved across the street from the old Imperial Russian Embassy, in the 3200 block of Q Street. It looked like good business to build up the area. Soon the section filled up with all manner of strange people. Many of these were buddies of the First Lady. We have seen a letter she wrote to one Ben Grey, in which she pats such types on the head. One of the queerest sights visible anywhere is the one from a window on the second floor of Dean Achesonâs quaint home at 2805 P Street. It faces the 28th Street side over a back yard. The Secretaryâs personal lavatory faces that way. His mind apparently weighted by cosmos-shaking affairs of state, the secretary forgets to draw down the shade. It is on the second floor, and Acheson doesnât know he can be seen. This is to tip him off to what the whole neighborhood knows, first-hand and not confidential. In the next block lives Justice Frankfurter. He and Acheson, fresh air fiends, walk to town every morning. Another neighbor is Myrna Loy, out of films while on a special mission for the State Department. She is developing a ânew type propaganda campaign.â Well, she played enough spy roles in the movies. Georgetown is also the home of Georgetown University, oldest and largest Catholic school in the country. The broad acres of its beautiful campus were undoubtedly originally responsible for preserving the historic buildings of the community from the onward rush of modernity which swept over the rest of Washington. But also in Georgetown is the Hideaway Club. It is known in local parlance as a bottle club. A bottle club is a resort which gets around the law which provides that all liquor dispensaries shall close at 2 A.M. Despite a murder at the Hideaway and a recent Congressional investigation of such enterprises and a flurry of activity by the United States Attorney, there are still at least 500 of these unlicensed places, some say more, in the District, a subject which will be covered in detail hereinafter. The areaâs favorite gathering place is Martinâs Bar on Wisconsin Avenue where New Deal and Fair Deal policy is made. It was the hangout of Tommy the Cork and Harry Hopkins, who changed the world over bottles while Georgetown students roistered around them. Georgetown is relatively free of street-walkers who plague every other section. That is because there are no hotels and few transients. But what it lacks in ambulent magdalens is more than made up for by homosexuals of both indeterminate sexes. It seems that nonconformity in politics is often the handmaiden of the same proclivities in sex. Among the thousands known in the capital, a goodly proportion live in the storied ancient dwellings of the area. The fun that goes on in some is beyond words and was even worse when the staffs of the embassies of some of the Iron Curtain countries still found it feasible to travel about in society. Some Washington policemen will tell you with a shrug of despair of the times the patrol wagons pulled up at particular homes as a result of complaints from neighbors, only to find the prancing participants in the unspeakable parties were Administration untouchables or diplomats sacred from interference. Which, when you consider that Emmitt Warring also seems to be immune, makes Georgetown seem like a wonderful place to live in--nobody ever gets pinched there. 3. NW COULD MEAN NOWHERE The first question asked by members of the new Seventh Congress, after taking the oath in the draughty and unfinished Capitol in 1801, was âwhere is a saloon with dames?â or the early 19th century equivalent thereof. The chief usher escorted them to the steps on the Hill, which overlooked what there then was of the young city, a collection of boxes resembling nothing so much as a rude Oklahoma oil-boom town on a rainy day, and pointed northwest. âThere,â he replied. Ever since that historic moment, anything that matters and much that doesnât is in that part of the city known by its postal address as âNW.â âNorth Westâ is the only section of Washington which counts. It is the capital of the capital. NW is the works. When Major Pierre LâEnfant accepted the commission to plan the capital, he went Caesarâs Gaul one better and divided it into four parts. These he laid out like spokes around a wheel, with the hub âThe Hill,â on which he built the Capitol. He named each section after compounded cardinal points of the compass, NW, SW, NE and SE. The others you can throw into the garbage-can--NW is the city. Other municipalities have distinctive sectors. In Washington everything, the rialto, marts of commerce, homes of the wealthy, are piled into this one corner, where they rub shoulders with the lowly, the dirty and the wicked, not to overlook Washingtonâs No. 1 problem, the colored. Washingtonâs Main Drag is F St. if you could call it such. The crossing at 14th Street is its Times Square, its State and Madison--an insult to both. Most of the 1,500,000 who live in the District and environs, plus a half-million tourists, pass it daily. Here are the movie palaces, but its sole legit theatre is almost a mile away. Its best-known restaurants are around the corner. Any night, Saturday included, the heart of Americaâs heart is dark and quiet. Washingtonâs Main Stem is somewhat more somnolent than those of most villages. Donât get us wrong--things do happen after dark. But--those who do them donât want them seen. When one seeks the reason for the empty dreariness of Washington at night, where trees swaying in the wind often are the only living things, he is told what seems the obvious--Washington is a town of early-to-bedders who do not go in for night life. That is not true. Washington has hundreds of sneak-ins that remain open all night. Your hardy reporters almost collapsed before they could complete this assignment--to visit every place openly or surreptitiously breaking the law. Almost all are in NW, which should have made it easier. After-dark Washington is the way it is because it has the smalltown mentality. People do their sinning in homes and hotels or in pseudo-private âclubs.â Now letâs get on with NW. Most Congressmen live there. Thatâs a break for all except cab-drivers. Hack rates are regulated by zones. Passengers pay the same fee regardless of where they ride to in a zone, with a surcharge for each extra zone the cab enters. The Congressmen, who make all the Districtâs laws, talked the Public Utilities Commission into gerrymandering the zone map in such a way it ended up allowing them and you and us to go almost anywhere from the Capitol into NW for a minimum fee. No one wants to go elsewhere, so itâs a fine deal for all but the cab-jockies. All the big hotels are in NW. That includes everything from popular-priced tourist fall-ins near the station to the luxury hostelries like the Mayflower, Statler, Carlton and the residential ones in the outskirts, such as the Shoreham and Wardman Park. And the assignation hotels are downtown, smack in the middle of everything, very snug. Perhaps the most famous hotel is the Willard, at F and 14th Streets. They call it the New Willard now, though the new section was built during Teddy Rooseveltâs first administration. For almost a century, VIPâs from all over the world stayed here. Julia Ward Howe wrote the âBattle Hymn of the Republicâ in one of its rooms. Now its cocktail bar is a hangout for lonesome government girls and other fancy-free women, best time after 5 P.M. The new and modern Ambassador Hotel is at 14th and K, one of the many holdings of Morris Cafritz, husband of Washingtonâs âfirstâ hostess since the elevation to the Diplomatic Corps of Mme. Mesta. The High Hat Cocktail Lounge in the Ambassador is a gay drinking spot, much patronized by the lonesome of either sex because of its informality. When we asked a cab-driver where we could meet a âfriendâ he directed us to the Ambassador. We sat there five minutes, not long enough to attract a waiterâs eye. But the eyes of two blonde things, young and not bad-looking, were quicker. One asked us to buy her a drink. We did. Before long we were old friends. They told us theyâd spend the evening with us for $20 each. We said we had to catch a train. They thought we meant the price was too high and reduced it to $10--âif we had a place to take them.â We returned to the Ambassador half a dozen times, and all except once we were approached. That time it was too late, about 1 A.M., and all the volunteers had already booked themselves. We also saw other stags talk to girls with whom they hadnât come in, but with whom they left. Another cash-and-carry supermarket is the gracious old Peacock Alley of the Willard Hotel, a broad indoor parade where once world statesmen sat and sized up famed society beauties. These hotels are not unique. All of Washingtonâs respectable inns and cocktail bars are plagued with loose ladies; thereâs nothing much can be done about it, because the muddled situation of District law and law enforcement makes it impossible for the managements to bounce that sort of undesirables--if they are so regarded. The cops would refuse to eject them for fear of suits; the hotels and saloon-keepers are subject to the same liability. We saw hookers, or busy beavers that looked remarkably like them, speak to strangers in the cocktail lounges of the Statler and Carlton, and we were approached by one in the former place. The hotel situation is never static. Comes war or emergency and the town is always short on rooms. In times of depression or recession there are too many rooms. When your authors began their regular trips to the city in search of material for this book, Washington had not started to take on its Sino-Korean war dress. We and our money were welcomed with open arms. We spent lavishly throughout the summer at the Carlton, a haunt of New Deal and Labor aristocracy, where John L. Lewis and White House assistant David K. Niles maintain luxurious suites. As the summer wore on, Washington filled up with hoards of businessmen, manufacturersâ agents, lawyers, fixers and other finaglers. They had unlimited expense accounts. Remembering what happened in Washington during the years of World War II, some leased permanent suites. Others slipped large and welcome tips to room clerks and executives. Then reservations at the Carlton for mere confidential reporters were bitched up. They were unceremoniously moved from room to room, given second-class accommodations, notified they must get out; so better spenders could get in--and our bills had been running to $100 a day. The Shoreham asked permanent guests to leave. Included were many Congressmen who had been living there for years. Some had voted against rent control in the District. But now they were Displaced Persons. It was no secret that among the permanents who were in danger of being forced to go house-hunting were several statuesque blondes whose rents were being paid by high officials, diplomats and senators. The swank Shoreham, one of the most beautiful hotels anywhere, has figured prominently in police court and divorce court news more than once. Washingtonians smile when they wonder if the Shorehamâs managing director, Harry Bralove, asked his pretty ex-wife to find other lodgings, too. There was a lot of gossip when she and Bralove were divorced. Once, when unable to meet an overdue $900 alimony bill, he convinced the court he no longer had an interest in the hotel, merely worked for it. Meanwhile he and his former spouse renewed their sentiments, but figured theyâd be happier as friends than as man and wife. So the former Mrs. Bralove moved into the Shoreham. A very pleasant exception to the general rule about kicking the guests around is the Mayflower Hotel, after three decades, still the choice of Washingtonâs smart set. In the wing devoted to private apartments are housed some of the most prominent people in the nation and they havenât been moved to enable the management to snag profiteer revenue. What there is of show business is in NW. That is little. Yet it was not always so. In the early days Washington was a hell of a show town. There was gaiety then. Long before the streets were paved, dignitaries attended the theatres and dined sumptuously at famed eating spots. The theatre figures prominently in Washingtonâs history. The martyred Lincoln was slain in Fordâs Theatre, now a museum. President Wilson was an incurable vaudeville fan with the real habit, attending the same theatre every week on the same night. He used to slip out of the White House to Keithâs, a block away, where the management held a seat in the back row, where he tried to be unobserved. Washington had top vaudeville before the demise of that medium. Today Keithâs is a grind movie house. The only thing resembling variety is at Loewâs Capitol, where four or five modest acts are sandwiched in between runs of a picture. Washingtonâs sole remaining legit theatre was the National. Once Washington was a hot road show town. Many New York hits-to-be had their tryouts there. Successes played week stands after leaving Broadway. Washington had minor population but supported many houses. Its residents were avid show-goers. The National gave up the ghost and turned into a movie house because of the race problem. Few Washington theatres permit colored patronage, though Negro theatres allow whites. The National was restricted against colored attendance in its lease. A couple of years ago, a race-conscious Actorâs Equity Association, steamed up by Eleanor Roosevelt and her âweâre-all-brothersâ group resolved not to permit its members to appear in any theatre in Washington while racial discrimination was enforced. Equity did not issue the same edict against theatres in the rest of the South, all of which are so restricted. The operators of the National were bound by the terms of their lease and could not change their policy. Rather than risk a long, costly fight, they converted the house into a cinema. Meanwhile, for two years, the capital of the worldâs most literate nation was barren of all living drama. Within the last few months, the owners of the Gayety Burlesque, on 9th Street, which is Washingtonâs Skid Row, converted it into a legit house. The Gayety had offered pretty low entertainment, because practically anything is permitted. But trade wasnât too good. The cagey operators, not hampered by contractual restrictions, switched. To accent the fact that they were going all out on this new line of race tolerance, they booked as their first attraction a show with a mixed cast, âThe Barrierâ starring Lawrence Tibbett and Muriel Rahn, who is a Negro. Its theme was miscegenation in the Deep South. The opening in the old home of burlesque, surrounded by shooting galleries, tattoo artists and cheap sex movies for âadults only,â was attended by the top layer of Washington New Deal and left-wing weepers and critics for the Negro press and the _Daily Worker_. The show was panned by the other reviewers. It closed prematurely, after five days. Producer Michael Meyerberg said, âWe shouldnât have opened in Washington.â After that, the theatre limped along, sometimes lighted, sometimes dark. The Negroes showed no zeal to patronize it. The whites passed it up. Now the Theatre Guild is sending shows there, subsidized by highbrow subscribers. Many who want to see good drama go to New York. Thereâs usually a Broadway hit playing in Baltimore. During the summer, attempts are made to present road shows of New York companies on The Water Barge, in the Potomac, and in some neighborhood playhouses. Regardless of the success of some individual play, Washington can be written off as a theatre town. Despite all the hardships, there are always optimists, especially when they can get their names in the papers. One of these is Congressman Klein, of New York, a screaming New Dealer, who represents one of Gothamâs most poverty-stricken neighborhoods. Klein is trying to get the government to spend $5,000,000 for a national theatre. Naturally it is to be named the Franklin D. Roosevelt Memorial Theatre. Some of his constituents need shoes, but F.D.R. needs another monument. His bill forbids barring any person from appearing in it or attending it because of race, creed, color, religion or national origin. It would be conducted by the Secretary of the Interior, who at this writing is that well-known showman, Oscar L. Chapman, of Denver, Colorado, who is a co-founder of the Spanish-American League to Combat Exploitation of Mexican Workers in the United States, an arty cause, no doubt. For most of the areaâs 1,500,000 permanents and 500,000 transients, movies offer the big night out. How much longer, in the face of TV competition, remains to be seen. At the present time, attendance runs 100,000 a day. Most film houses in white neighborhoods are restricted to whites. Negroes have their own. One of the most famous is the Howard, in the NW colored section, which often augments its shows with top-flight Negro stage shows. At such times the place is apt to draw more white customers than black. Washington has its hep-cats. Many of the younger social and diplomatic sets get a bang out of hot licks. These people who willingly sit next to dark folks in the Howard refuse to permit them in their own theatres or restaurants. Thatâs typical Washington thinking. The high-class shopping street--the Fifth Avenue--is Connecticut Avenue, running from La Fayette Square, past the Mayflower Hotel, and out into Cleveland Parkway, past residential hotels and swank apartments. There are plenty of first-grade shops here, with chic imports, expensive antiques and other gewgaws to lure the feminine dollar. Despite the great wealth of the District and the presence of an international set, all is not pheasant for these merchants. New York and the magnet of its style-conscious stores is too near. Even Baltimore gets some of the trade which canât find enough smart things at home. But a curious reverse process has been taking place in recent years. Whereas many Washingtonians travel to New
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